00:00Your Eagles are an absolute free fall right now, buddy.
00:02I mean, it is comical now where the greatest offensive line coach in football, the greatest
00:09run game coordinator in football is out.
00:12Yeah, he is.
00:12Coach Stoutland is out.
00:14So it's interesting in Philadelphia, I think it's fair for me to say now, what Eagle fans
00:19have been denying that I've been saying for a number of years now, which is ain't nobody
00:24wants to work with no Nick Sirianni.
00:27That is a fact, Jack.
00:28How's it a fact?
00:29That is a fact, Jack.
00:30That's not a fact.
00:31Yes, it is.
00:31And your name is Jack now for the rest of the show.
00:33So I can just keep saying that's a fact, Jack.
00:36Because they couldn't find an offensive coordinator.
00:39So they said a lot of like a 12-year-old kid who's really good in Madden online.
00:44They couldn't find anybody to come in here.
00:47Vic Fangio wanted to leave.
00:48They had to beg him to stay and give him like a 50% raise.
00:52He's an old man.
00:52And now an offensive line coach that most people don't think twice about.
00:56Yeah.
00:56Let's be honest about it.
00:57Most franchises, if you're a fan, I don't care who you root for, you have no idea the
01:02name of the offensive line coach.
01:04That's right.
01:05But in Philly, they do.
01:06And in New York, they do.
01:08And all of a sudden, Johnny Harbaugh sitting back in New York, actually New Jersey right
01:13now, and he's probably got some barbecue on his fingers, and he's...
01:18This early?
01:20He's licking the barbecue sauce all his...
01:22At this hour?
01:22Yeah.
01:23He's not going to let us know.
01:24I fried chicken for breakfast with barbecue sauce on it from the colonel.
01:27Thank you very much.
01:28That's a lot.
01:28That's very heavy.
01:28What's next?
01:29You're going to tell me that somebody's eating steak and lasagna?
01:31You can't eat steak and lasagna before noon.
01:33Or you're a psycho.
01:34Lasagna, you can't.
01:35It's too heavy.
01:35But how are you living with yourself right now that the Giants are about to steal the
01:41greatest offensive line coach of football?
01:44You're a train wreck right now.
01:46Wait a minute.
01:46The Philadelphia Eagles are an absolute...
01:49This is the worst offseason in 20 years for the Philadelphia Eagles, and I'm getting joy
01:53out of it.
01:54It is a train wreck, my man.
01:56Well, listen.
01:57If the Giants get him, I'm going to be heartbroken.
02:00Heartbroken.
02:00The Giants don't have him yet.
02:02They've already replaced the run game coordinator part.
02:05With this kid, Ryan Mahaffey, or whatever, Mahaffey, from the Packers.
02:11Yeah, by the way, that sounds very positive if I'm an Eagle fan.
02:14That's the run game guy.
02:14I'm the biggest Eagle fan out there, goes, they've already replaced Stoutland with some
02:19kid whose name I can't even say.
02:22He's brand new.
02:23Now, I will say, for people that don't realize how good Stoutland is in all seriousness...
02:27Oh, this is great.
02:28Every year, they give an award, not that people care about it, for assistant coach of the
02:32year.
02:32Yes, they do.
02:33And it basically always goes to coordinators.
02:35The only offensive line coach to ever get a first place book is Stoutland, for people
02:40to understand.
02:40He's very good at it.
02:41But, but, there was some issues with him as run game coordinator over the years.
02:47Is that right?
02:48So, let me just stop you right there.
02:49So, two seasons ago, when Saquon Barkley ran for 2,000 yards, there were issues with the
02:56run game coordination?
02:57No.
02:57Or is it just this year, when Saquon Barkley barely ran for 1,000 yards, and Lane Johnson
03:03missed half the season?
03:04Yes.
03:04All of a sudden, Stoutland can't coach.
03:06It's not that he...
03:06You're bitter.
03:07It's not that he...
03:07You're jealous.
03:08No, no, no.
03:08And you're upset.
03:09No.
03:10I'm mad at Sirianni.
03:11And I appreciate those feelings.
03:12No, no.
03:12I'm mad at Sirianni about this.
03:13You should be.
03:14When I say there's issues, that's internal issues between the coaching staff and him.
03:18Yes.
03:18I didn't say whose side I was on.
03:20I'm going to say this out loud for the first time.
03:23Go ahead.
03:23You hate the Eagles.
03:24Nick Sirianni's on the clock now.
03:27Okay?
03:27Before, I've been saying, you won Super Bowls.
03:29You've been to Super Bowls.
03:31You get the benefit of the doubt.
03:33There's drama in Philly every year.
03:35Every year.
03:36His number one job is supposed to be culture.
03:38Yeah.
03:39It's one thing when it's a wide receiver.
03:40I thought that was Fat Dom's job.
03:41I thought he was the culture coordinator.
03:43No.
03:43You're telling me the head coach of the football team is also in charge of the culture?
03:48Of course he's in charge of the culture.
03:49Is that right?
03:49Every head coach is in charge of the culture.
03:50What an absolute poop show.
03:52I love it.
03:53But because of this.
03:54It's a functional mess.
03:54I'm at the point where there's always drama.
03:57It's one thing when it's A.J. Brown because wide receivers are crazy.
04:00Sure, they're crazy.
04:00When it's a bunch of adult coaches.
04:02Yeah.
04:03It's simple.
04:04You better be right about this or get going.
04:07Oh, Nick Sirianni's not going to make it through this season.
04:09Yes, he is.
04:10He's not.
04:11Nick Sirianni's a dead man walking in Philadelphia.
04:13Oh, boy.
04:13First off, you guys have turned on him rightfully so because he's a douche knuckle.
04:17Number two, everybody wants to punch him in the face once because he's got that face that
04:20just begs you.
04:21Like when you're at a bar and it's midnight and you've had one too many and all of a sudden
04:24you think, today's the day I'm going to prove to my woman that I can protect her and defend
04:29my family.
04:30So, I'm going to find the first guy in this bar that looks like he needs a punch right
04:34in the mouth and I'm going to summon all the courage of a thousand men and I'm going to
04:38roll my knuckles up.
04:40I'm going to make a fist and I'm going to punch that guy right in the face.
04:43That's the face.
04:45By the way, we've all had that dream.
04:48We've all thought walking into a crowded bar with our wives, our girlfriends, whoever it
04:52might be.
04:53All right, if something goes down here, who do I got?
04:56Yeah.
04:57And Nick Sirian is the guy, we all say, that's the first dude I'm punching.
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