00:00His torso was like open, like a cornucopia of organs hanging out.
00:06And she's like, oh, let me grab your fingers and like lick them.
00:10So she put his fingers in her mouth.
00:13She bites them off.
00:14If they were me and a zombie or anybody bit my fingers, it's gonna be a cold day.
00:24Hey Naturally Curly World, it's Nikki and welcome to Watch and Go.
00:27This is the series where we watch things and review them for you while we're doing our
00:32wash day routine.
00:34Today I'm gonna be reviewing for you the Netflix show Santa Clarita Diet.
00:38I will survive, yeah, as long as I know how to love, I know, shit, you guys are not great
00:47at this.
00:48From now on, we fuck everything up together.
00:53It stars Drew Barrymore and some guy who's like really incredibly hot, but I don't remember
01:10what movie's from.
01:11I'm also gonna be washing my hair with the Shea Moisture African Black Soap Dandruff Control
01:16shampoo.
01:17Then I'll be using the Redken Curvaceous Conditioner.
01:21Then I'll be spraying in a little bit of leave-in with the Miel Organics White Peony Leave-In
01:25Conditioner.
01:26Then I'm going to be doing the Curvaceous Curl Refiner.
01:30And then I'm just gonna put a little bit of oil on my ends.
01:33This is the Macadamia Professional Nourishing Moisture Oil Treatment.
01:38I'm gonna section my hair and then apply the shampoo.
01:40The show is on Netflix, Drew Barrymore's in it, and it's basically about a pretty basic
01:48suburban couple.
01:50They're realtors and they're kind of just plain Jane, boring, you know, your average American
01:57couple.
01:58It starts out with a grossest throw-up scene you could possibly imagine in your entire life.
02:01It was like they were moving on to different scenes and she was still throwing up and you
02:06could hear her going, ugh, ugh, ugh, and I was like, no, I can't do this.
02:11So nasty, y'all, like, if you like nasty stuff, you'll probably be thrilled, but I was not
02:16thrilled.
02:17I was disgusted.
02:18Throw-up on the ceiling.
02:19Nobody throws up on the ceiling, but it was throw-up on the ceiling and everywhere.
02:23And so after she finished throwing up, she's low-key like a whole new person.
02:28So at this point, she's a zombie now.
02:30We don't really know how she got there besides she felt sick and she started throwing up.
02:34She's a whole new person, she's a full-on zombie.
02:36So at some point, there's this guy who works with her, he's also like a realtor, I guess,
02:41and he really likes her.
02:42Actually, I'm gonna just shampoo this out of my hair and then come back and tell you
02:46more about the show, Santa Clarita Diet.
02:48All right, I'm back, I just finished shampooing and conditioning my hair.
02:51Okay, so now I'm gonna section my hair and apply this Miel Organics leave-in.
02:56So back to the show.
02:57She's being her zombie self, she's eating raw meat, because that's what zombies do, apparently.
03:02The guy, I don't think he knows this, so he's just like, trying to hit on her.
03:06And he's like, yeah, so like, let's just make this happen.
03:09And she eats him.
03:11She eats him.
03:14So I hit pause again, this is my second time hitting pause on this show.
03:17I hit pause, because I was like, why, how?
03:20How is this happening?
03:22I know, you're shocked.
03:23I'm shocked as well.
03:24She just eats him, outright, knobs him up, you know what I'm saying?
03:28Just sopped him up.
03:30So, but this scene had like, organs falling out, uh, it was like intestines, maybe, falling
03:36out, and globs of blood everywhere.
03:39Pause for the cause.
03:41This is one of the greatest brushes for detangling hair.
03:43It's the wet brush.
03:44It's my favorite brush to detangle hair with.
03:46Ooh.
03:47So her husband is looking for her, and he finds her in the backyard.
03:51And this woman went full on Last Supper on this dude.
03:53She is laid out, and the husband shows up, and he's like, oh my god, what's going on?
03:59At this point, he's like, um, we need to get divorced, because what is going on?
04:06And she's like, it's not as bad as it seems, or something like that, and then it goes to
04:10credits.
04:11And that's really it.
04:12That's the first episode of Santa Clarita, and because I was so disgusted, I'm literally
04:16not gonna watch it again.
04:17And you can leave suggestions of what you think I should watch in the comments below, but
04:21I will not be watching that show.
04:23Um, out of five stars, I'm gonna give this a half star.
04:28It's not good.
04:29I'm just generally confused about how she became a zombie.
04:32I didn't think it was funny, and it was way too gross for my liking, so half a star.
04:37You know?
04:38That's what it gets.
04:39So I'm done.
04:40This is my wash and go with these products.
04:42I'm going to let my hair air dry and fluff it out later with a pic.
04:47Thanks so much for watching.
04:48Let me know what I should review next on Netflix.
04:51Tell me if you like any of these products, if you tried them at all.
04:54And I will see you guys in the next one.
04:55Bye!
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