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Neighborhood Watch 2026 - Season 1 Episode 4 - You Talkin To Me
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00:00Camera now recording.
00:30Hello, you are currently being recorded.
00:36Your house is a camera.
00:40At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:52And if you're watching at just the right moment,
01:00you'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
01:05Don't play dumb with me.
01:07Oh, my goodness.
01:09Wasn't expecting that to go out of Eric's mouth.
01:13Come join.
01:21The Neighborhood Watch.
01:23You are currently being recorded.
01:30Mom, we get a package.
01:41What's this?
01:42It's body wash.
01:43For my penis and my boobies?
01:45Yes, for my penis and my boobies.
01:48A dad is teaching his son to play a VR game.
01:52Hold on, hold on.
01:54You got it?
01:55Yeah.
01:56Okay, nice, it looks so easy.
01:57Good.
01:58Good.
01:58Get this guy out of here.
02:00Go get it, go get it.
02:01Oh!
02:03Okay, that was my fault.
02:05These boys don't realize that their security camera has anti-tampering features.
02:21Watch out.
02:26Oh, Dad!
02:28I told you you don't have better balls.
02:31No, I don't.
02:33A little girl is practicing baseball in her front yard.
02:43I like your baseball.
02:46Oh, my God!
02:48Who taught her that?
02:50Did you say that?
02:51Oh.
02:51Oh, my God!
02:51Oh, my God!
02:54Hi!
02:55I meant you, Daddy.
02:56I meant you, Daddy.
02:58Give him a kiss.
03:03Okay, shake it off, shake it off.
03:05I love you, Daddy.
03:06Bye!
03:06Bye-bye, bye-bye!
03:08This dad in Missouri is about to get caught in the act.
03:24We both are a very affectionate couple.
03:46I almost always will pat her butt every time we walk by or anything like that.
03:51If she's cooking or anything like that, I'll come up behind her and be like,
03:55oh, what you cooking?
03:56And kiss her on the cheek and slap her butt and stuff like that.
03:59I know that smile.
04:01You're gonna touch mom's butt.
04:04So I wanted to go get honey at the farmer's market.
04:07And I sit down on the steps and he's putting on my shoes.
04:11Dad, you're gonna touch mom's butt.
04:14When she came back, I'm like, oh, hi, babe.
04:16And gave her a kiss and patted her butt again.
04:17And he's all like, and he like looked at me and pointed at me.
04:20And he always does the, he always, he always does the little thing with his eyes.
04:24Just like, yeah.
04:26So he's all like, I'm watching you, dad.
04:29You may not think it, but I'm watching you.
04:32I have no idea what you're talking about.
04:35Don't play dumb with me.
04:37I have no clue where he gets some of the phrases he gets.
04:42We call it his 80-year-old man comment.
04:45Don't play dumb with me.
04:48Yeah, tell him you're not gonna touch my butt.
04:51I'm not gonna touch her butt.
04:54Okay, I know that smile.
04:56You're gonna touch her butt.
04:58No, it's just bright out the sun.
05:00It's making me squint a little.
05:02The smile that my dad did when he was just wiggling, it was like this.
05:13He gets like a little, a little like curve right here.
05:16He has a pretty mischievous look.
05:19And it's pretty identifiable because Aries has it too.
05:24The sun, it's making me squint a little.
05:27It makes me laugh even more because the sun is behind me when I'm saying it.
05:32That's pretty much what it is, is we can't get anything past Aries.
05:36I feel like I'm defending myself against him all the time.
05:38He's the police of the house pretty much.
05:41Don't give me a kiss.
05:42No, I think we found the butt-slapping police.
05:46You're gonna touch mom's butt.
05:51A toddler is in a mischievous mood.
05:54Can you get her home?
06:09A directional winds...
06:10Eddie!
06:11Eddie!
06:15Eddie!
06:16Eddie!
06:17Eddie!
06:19Eddie!
06:20Someone in this dog's family left important papers out in the open.
06:35Ah! No, my homework! No, my homework! No!!! This is my homework! This is all my homework!
06:54Hi, Mum. Say hi to my mum. Do you have to pray?
07:06Ring-a-ring-a-ring-a-ring. Ring-a-ring-a-ring.
07:09Ring-a-ring-a-ring. Ring-a-ring-a-ring.
07:12Ring-a-ring-a-ring. Oh, sorry. We're too drunk. Ring-a-ring-a-ring.
07:15Hi, Mum. Right. Hi, Mummy. Shhh. Thanks. Thanks.
07:20I'll get the ass already.
07:24You are currently being recorded.
07:27A boy playing in his yard makes a destructive decision.
07:43This looks good.
07:46Evelyn, want a beer?
07:49No.
07:50If you want, we can take one with us.
07:54There's so many different flavors.
07:57Hey, I wanna... I'm gonna...
08:01An overloaded boy sees something on his shoe.
08:04You're okay.
08:10You okay?
08:12Yes.
08:13This Californian kid is aimlessly throwing rocks.
08:18No!
08:19No!
08:20No!
08:21No!
08:22No!
08:23Get out of the car!
08:24No!
08:25Oh, my gosh!
08:27No!
08:28No!
08:29No!
08:30No!
08:31No!
08:32No!
08:33No!
08:34No!
08:35Get out of the car!
08:36No!
08:37Oh, my gosh!
08:38Recording.
08:39Oh, my gosh!
08:40Recording.
08:41Oh!
08:42Oh!
08:43Oh, my gosh!
08:44Ahhhh!
08:45Oh, my gosh!
08:55No!
08:56Oh, mom!
08:58Now!
08:59Look at Anthony, put that frigging thing down!
09:01Put it down.
09:02Down!
09:03Down!
09:04Oh my god, please open the door.
09:34Thanks.
09:39Wait.
09:42He's so cute.
10:04I'm not too intolerant.
10:11Oh.
10:12Oh, that was horrid.
10:14Oh my god.
10:18This dad in Maryland has left his coffee unattended.
10:25It was during COVID and I had just had a baby.
10:43So it was like chaotic and we were stuck at home.
10:46Yeah.
10:47And sure it was potty training.
10:48So I was concentrating on laying stones out, fixated on what I was doing.
10:53I mean, I heard him say something to me and I gave him a, yeah, okay, bud, that's fine.
10:58Then it kind of started to register to me that he just said, Dad, I pee and coffee in the same sentence.
11:07That's exactly the moment it clicked.
11:09When I looked down and I saw dribbles around the cup, then that's when those series of words
11:14really clicked in my head of, oh, what he was trying to tell me is, Dad, I peed in your coffee.
11:20And I said to him, Truett, did you pee in Daddy's coffee?
11:25And he kind of had that look of any kid did.
11:27Like he didn't know if he was in trouble or if he did good.
11:30And you know, we kind of-
11:31Yeah, I think he thought he did good.
11:32He would like, I think he really did.
11:34He thought like, yes, I did it.
11:35Yeah.
11:36I think he was definitely proud of himself.
11:37Yeah.
11:38We were just happy he wasn't going in his pants.
11:40Yeah.
11:41So-
11:42Anywhere other than the pants was going up.
11:43Obviously the coffee cup wasn't like the ideal spot, but-
11:46No.
11:47Considering it was my drink.
11:48Yeah.
11:49But I dumped the coffee out, took that mug in, gave it a quick rinse, put it in the dishwasher,
11:53and got myself a different coffee cup.
11:55One with a lid after that.
11:57Make sure you're here.
11:58Get ready.
11:59Get ready.
12:00Get ready.
12:01Get ready.
12:02Get ready.
12:03Get ready.
12:04Get ready.
12:06Are you okay?
12:07Uh, I'm okay.
12:27What do you think we're dragging it?
12:30Stick it all up.
12:32What did I do it?
12:36This boy is about to give his brother
12:38an important life lesson.
12:40You wanna know how to woo all the girls, huh?
12:43He was so confused when I asked him.
12:45Yeah, I was just, I just busted it out.
12:48You wanna know how to woo all the girls, huh?
12:57This son is supposed to be helping his father.
13:17In Florida, a boy has some advice for his younger brother.
13:21Hey, wanna know how to woo all the girls, huh?
13:24Wanna know how to woo all the girls?
13:27What?
13:28Wanna know how to woo all the girls, huh?
13:31I'm his older brother, and he was just so confused
13:33when I asked him.
13:34I had to ask him like three or four times.
13:36Wanna know how to woo all the girls?
13:38Huh.
13:39Hit him with the backbend, look at his face.
13:45Wait.
13:46It started at school.
13:48I was really big on Michael Jackson,
13:50and I was thinking of his like toes up
13:52during the Billie Jean concert.
13:55So I tried to recreate that,
13:56and I just like, my back just went all the way back,
13:58and I just like wanted to show him.
14:00Jackson and EJ spend a lot of time together at home.
14:04They joke around a lot.
14:05He's a great big brother.
14:06He's four years younger than me.
14:09He kind of looks up to me, I feel.
14:11Hey, wanna know how to woo all the girls, huh?
14:15He was like, what the heck?
14:16Yeah, I was just, I just busted it out,
14:18regardless of if he was aware.
14:20Ha ha ha ha.
14:22Ha ha ha.
14:22Look at this, look at this.
14:23Look at this, look at this.
14:24Look at this, look at this.
14:25Look at this.
14:26Look at this.
14:27At first, uh, I heard my mom put it through Facebook,
14:31and I was kind of like, oh, bummer.
14:32Facebook is like an old person app.
14:34Oh my God.
14:35And then, uh, I saw it on a bunch of social media platforms.
14:38I was like, oh my gosh, I'm kind of like famous.
14:41That's the first year I got a girlfriend,
14:43so I guess you could say it worked,
14:46but I'm single right now.
14:47I don't have any type of girlfriend.
14:49Ha ha ha ha.
14:51Ha ha ha.
14:52Ha ha ha.
14:54You were excited to give me your number just now, right?
14:57Wow.
14:57Ha ha ha ha.
14:59I do think Jackson's gonna be a hit with ladies.
15:01I think he already is.
15:02I think he doesn't tell me a lot.
15:04And I think AJ's gonna be a hit with the girls, too.
15:06He's handsome.
15:08And AJ, are you interested in knowing how to woo all the girls?
15:11Not really, no.
15:18A mob in Denver is busy preparing dinner.
15:41I don't know.
16:11Now James is pretty smart, but you like want a little bit of an inject and want a little
16:25bit of a time.
16:26A teen tries to sneak in after curfew.
16:56A camera watches a family prepare for Halloween.
17:17Eberle!
17:30Eberle!
17:35Eberle!
17:40Eberle!
17:44Good frickin' save, bro!
17:47What are you doing?
17:48Oh my God!
17:50Can you believe us?
17:51You're not allowed in it!
17:52Good thing Captain America was here!
18:00I forgot it was early day!
18:02I forgot the kids at school!
18:05We'll be right back!
18:06Okay!
18:07This dad put down his phone to work on his truck.
18:14Hey, don't scratch my truck dude, don't scratch my truck!
18:28Don't scratch it!
18:29Woo!
18:30Woo!
18:31Woo!
18:32Woo!
18:33Woo!
18:34Woo!
18:35Woo!
18:36Woo!
18:37Woo!
18:42Woo!
18:43Woo!
18:44Woo!
18:46Woo!
18:47Oh, it was just a thing!
18:48What are you doing?
18:49You're doing something?
18:50Hey, come on.
18:51These girls are returning a board game.
18:53Can I put it right here?
18:54Yeah, let's leave it on the board game.
18:56How are you doing?
18:57Oh, hello?
18:58Hello?
18:59We're at the store.
19:00What are you doing?
19:01Oh, we are just returning this.
19:04Oh, okay.
19:05You can do it on the table if you're done playing with it.
19:08Okay.
19:09Do you want to leave it on your doorstep or on the table?
19:12Either way.
19:14That's fine.
19:16Right here.
19:19Bye.
19:20Bye.
19:28Don't hit me.
19:31Don't hit me.
20:01Don't hit me.
20:01Okay.
20:02Okay.
20:02No more.
20:07No more.
20:08No more.
20:09No more.
20:10No more.
20:12Okay, Lucy, stop.
20:17Lucy, you're going to fall.
20:19Lucy, stop.
20:21No more.
20:22No more.
20:23No more.
20:24This teen is inflating her volleyball.
20:27No more.
20:28No more.
20:29No more.
20:30No more.
20:31No more.
20:32Wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:39Wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:45You're buster.
20:48Oh, this is gonna rust out, keeping it outside.
20:53Oh, sorry!
20:56Are you okay?
20:57Yeah.
21:00Wow.
21:01I'm sure the ring caught that one.
21:08I hope so.
21:09Oh, my God.
21:15Was that you?
21:16You f***ing f***ed.
21:18Dropping this in the head.
21:21Mama?
21:22Mama?
21:23Mama?
21:24Mama?
21:26Mama?
21:27Mama?
21:29Mama?
21:29Mama?
21:30To be continued...
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