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00:00The following program contains mature subject matter and coarse language. Viewer discretion is advised.
00:05Mom and daughter time. Mom and daughter time. I'm a spider. You're my baby spider. Isn't this fun?
00:10Oh my god, we're having a good time. Look at this. Look at your room. Oh my lord, it is looking good. Isn't it looking so good?
00:16I feel a little bit bad for your dad though because your bedroom here is like, it's bigger and it's like cooler.
00:23It is newer. Not like his four bedroom house. What?
00:26It's not really new. It's just where you used to sleep.
00:30I used to sleep there, but now you do because it's a big, big, and mom gave you the big room.
00:33Also, I went into Dollar World and they didn't have your ritual spell candle anymore, but guess what? They did have rats. Beep, beep, beep.
00:39Pooped on your math because you don't like math, so it pooped on it.
00:41I'm not into being a witch anymore. I've evolved now.
00:45Into a crone? Are you a crone now? I'm 14. I'm more of a goth, I guess.
00:50That's awesome because guess what? I know that goths like rats because that little greasy guy from 2B,
00:55he put a harness on a rat, took it for a walk.
00:57That's not a goth. What is it?
00:59Lonely. Lonely? Oh my gosh. We're inviting him for mac and cheese. I'm getting a-
01:02No, mom. What? What?
01:03Please, I just need to study.
01:05Okay, wait, wait, wait, wait. And look at this. Mom's a good time. Mom's a good time. And what am I?
01:10A rat! Mom's a rat!
01:12No? Yeah?
01:14I'm off to dad's.
01:15Babe, I thought you were with me tonight.
01:18I forgot to tell you, um, dad asked me if we could switch nights.
01:24He did?
01:25Okay, well that's just-
01:26That's weird. That's weird because normally you'd like tell me if we're switching times, but that's cool.
01:32You have a good time at your dad's.
01:33You might want to not go over very much anymore because pretty soon I'm getting a new two-bedroom apartment!
01:39Ba-ba-ba!
01:40When the guy died?
01:41How much more goth can you get?
01:43I'm perfectly fine with this place. I gotta go.
01:46Oh, wait. Oh, just one second. Oh, God.
01:50Hey, dad. Can I stay at your place tonight?
01:54Okay.
01:56Hey, Safran? Buddy? Have fun?
02:00Pete! Pete! Pete, wake up!
02:15What time is it?
02:16It's early, it's early. Oliver's up. Did you know he had a field trip?
02:19No. Are we- Yes, I signed something.
02:22But you didn't put it in the calendar.
02:24God, I forgot, so sue me.
02:25Mom! Yeah?
02:26Where's my phone charger?
02:27Oh, it's down here!
02:28What are you doing?
02:29I panicked!
02:30Well, now help me.
02:31Ow!
02:32Are you okay?
02:33I'm fine. My hips are tight. We fool around once and I'm still paying the physical consequences.
02:37Good thing we didn't join your three times club. We'd both be dead.
02:41I'm glad you think it's funny.
02:42Yeah, it's not funny.
02:44Whoa.
02:45Here it is.
02:46Morning.
02:47Hello.
02:48Hey.
02:49Morning.
02:50Morning to you.
02:51Why are you guys being weird?
02:52We're not.
02:53No.
02:54Who?
02:55Us? No, we're fine. Not weird.
02:56Yeah.
02:57No, it's good.
02:58There you go. My pleasure.
02:59There's not even coffee in that pot.
03:00I actually can't stand it anymore.
03:01Please, stop fighting.
03:03We're not fighting.
03:04No, we're fighting.
03:05Don't gaslight me.
03:06Mom?
03:07You always go into fix-it mode, but you're just being controlling.
03:09And Dad?
03:10You withdraw and pretend it's all fine, but we all know you've been sleeping on the couch.
03:14I'm gonna go to my room and do what I always do. Just slam the door.
03:17Okay?
03:18Oh.
03:19Oh.
03:20The thing is, he is a really good communicator.
03:23Too good, really.
03:24Probably shouldn't have taught him to speak.
03:26In some cultures, this is a cup, though.
03:27Oh.
03:29I feel it all.
03:30I feel it all.
03:31You all?
03:32You all?
03:33Slow down.
03:34I'm not going anywhere.
03:35Go, go, go, go.
03:36I gotta talk to ya.
03:37I gotta talk to ya.
03:38Hi.
03:39Hi.
03:40Hi.
03:41Hi.
03:42Hi.
03:43I'm good.
03:44How are you?
03:45Listen, I really need that two-bedroom, okay?
03:46So, I was just wondering, like, what do you think?
03:49It's just a thought.
03:50What could you get for these?
03:51Remember, this is feathers.
03:53Also, I detailed this myself.
03:54It's got little black rows.
03:55There's some fur.
03:56There's a lightning bolt down there.
03:57What makes you think I know how to offload those?
03:59Because you just used the term offload, and you sell back alley purses out of your trunk.
04:04That's 100% legit.
04:05Okay.
04:06At least it's $3,200 a month.
04:08You're not going to decide for a couple of weeks who gets it.
04:10But you have to fill out an application, and there's a $1,000 deposit.
04:17Listen, um...
04:20I'm sorry.
04:23But could you help me?
04:26Let me see what I can do.
04:28Oh, my God.
04:33That's really nice of you.
04:34I appreciate it.
04:35Okay.
04:36Okay?
04:37I gotta go to work.
04:38Wait.
04:40I don't know.
04:41I didn't know it.
04:42Oh, my God.
04:47It matches your shoes.
04:55This is so...
04:56Ezio, this is beautiful.
04:57I love...
04:58It's got...
04:59It's a plastic lace, and that's a...
05:00Oh, smells of cats.
05:01I love cats.
05:02Wait.
05:03What do you think?
05:04It's nice.
05:05Thank you so much.
05:06It's beautiful.
05:07It's sweet.
05:08Thank you so much.
05:09You're welcome.
05:09I gotta go to work.
05:10Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, Chris.
05:11Yeah.
05:12This apartment is a lot more money for people like me and you.
05:17That can be a lot more pressure, okay?
05:18So just, um, uh, get going.
05:24Go to work.
05:25Don't get fired.
05:26I won't.
05:27Oh, wait.
05:28You want to know how not to get fired?
05:29You say yes to everything.
05:31Want to show you?
05:32I'll show you.
05:32Okay.
05:33Okay, ask him a question.
05:34Do you have Tic Tacs?
05:35Yes.
05:36You actually have Tic Tacs?
05:37No, I don't.
05:37I'm pretty good, huh?
05:38Ask me another.
05:39Okay, go again, go again.
05:40Is your middle name Sheila?
05:41Yes, it's not.
05:42Ask me one more.
05:42Give me one more.
05:43I feel like you're just going to say yes.
05:44Absolutely.
05:45Because you got to go along to get along, baby.
05:47You got to go along to get along.
05:48Oh, my God, you all.
05:49I love this.
05:49It's so nice.
05:50Oh, okay.
05:51Bye, thank you.
05:52I'm not going to be late.
05:53Yes.
05:54Look.
05:55Oh, Jesus.
05:57Where'd you go, Allison?
05:59Thank you, you all.
06:02I wanted to speak to you both privately.
06:06What do you know about somatic practice?
06:07I want to try for an episode.
06:11You mean like tantric sex?
06:12Oh, isn't that how Sting died?
06:13I think Sting is still alive.
06:14He is, really?
06:15Oh, my God, that's awesome.
06:16That's going to be a good episode if he's...
06:17Yes.
06:18I booked a workshop for you here at the office.
06:20I'm saying yes to everything, so I'm going to say yes to the workshop.
06:23Yes.
06:24No.
06:24Oh, no to a sex workshop in the office?
06:27Right.
06:27Yes.
06:28No.
06:29Correct.
06:29Yuck.
06:30Yes.
06:31But no.
06:31But yes.
06:32It is not about sex.
06:33No, it is about connection, which can also be about sex, but this is so much more than that.
06:38You know, a little bird named Evan told me that you and Pete were having problems, so this could help.
06:44I am going to kill him.
06:45I feel like a tantric workshop is a little gimmicky.
06:49Copycat podcasts are emerging.
06:51We're not the only ones talking about menopause anymore, so we've got to get active.
06:55Yeah.
06:55Stay ahead of the curve, sound different, look different.
06:58I just need it to feel spontaneous.
07:00Yes.
07:00I love it.
07:01I don't know.
07:02I...
07:02I booked it for this afternoon.
07:03What?
07:04That doesn't give us any time to prepare.
07:06We can't do research.
07:07You don't need to.
07:08No, this is for the video component for our socials.
07:10The fans will love it, so just be curious.
07:12Ask questions.
07:14Participate.
07:14No, no thinking.
07:16Just feeling.
07:17That is not advice.
07:18That is an order.
07:24Excuse me.
07:25Could you tell me where I might find Jamila?
07:27Hi.
07:28What are you doing here?
07:30Come to see you.
07:31Wait.
07:32You're her mother?
07:34I feel like I'm meeting the queen.
07:37No, this is not the time.
07:39Mama, come...
07:40Why are you here?
07:42Yeah, when we were little...
07:43Queen Jamila's mother.
07:45You don't walk away from a satanic cult.
07:48You run.
07:50But all I had was an address,
07:52torn out of a phone book where I hoped my grandma still lived.
07:55I hitched the whole way with a guy who had a snake in his glove box
07:59and whiskers tattooed on his face.
08:01Oh.
08:01I slept in truck stops, a barn, under picnic tables,
08:06and when I finally got to my grandma's house,
08:09she didn't even recognize me.
08:10Holy shit.
08:12What?
08:14This is going to make an incredible podcast.
08:16I have to think about it.
08:19I already lived through it once.
08:21I don't know if I can do it again.
08:23Sorry.
08:25Sorry.
08:26I need a minute.
08:28Yeah, of course.
08:29It's okay.
08:30Take your time.
08:33Go.
08:33Yeah, yeah.
08:35I'll talk to her.
08:35I'll talk to her.
08:37Okay.
08:38Goosebox?
08:39Okay.
08:39Okay.
08:40I like...
08:40We'll give you tears.
08:41Yeah.
08:41I want that.
08:42I should call my grandma.
08:44Yeah.
08:48Hey.
08:49Are you, uh...
08:50You okay?
08:51Yeah.
08:52Yeah, I just get shook up sometimes.
08:55Hey, so you said that you slept in truck stops
08:58and abandoned barns
09:00and under picnic tables?
09:01Mm-hmm.
09:02That's right.
09:02But you also said that you went the whole way
09:04with that guy with a snake in his glove box.
09:07Yeah.
09:07Yeah.
09:08Yeah, so, so, uh, which is it?
09:11Your story, it's all true, right?
09:13Yes.
09:14Yeah.
09:16Like, basically.
09:18What?
09:18Like, it's my story.
09:20So I wrote a manuscript.
09:22It came to me in a dream.
09:23Actually, it's pretty good,
09:25but no one would read it.
09:27Maybe it's...
09:27Because I'm a bad typer.
09:28Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
09:31Um, a dream?
09:33You made it all up?
09:34No, these things actually happened in my dream.
09:37Oh, my God.
09:38What am I going to do?
09:39I feel like Amanda's up to something.
09:41I really need you to not piss Amanda off.
09:43I would like to keep my job,
09:44and I'm really sorry.
09:45I had no idea that you and Pete were having problems.
09:46We're not having problems!
09:47I'm not having problems with Pete.
09:49We are fine.
09:50Evan has a big mouth.
09:51Evan has a big mouth.
09:52You have a medium-sized mouth.
09:53I have a little baby whispering mouth.
09:55The upside to the workshop
09:56is that someone else gets to do all the talking, right?
09:59And it takes the pressure off us,
10:01which truly, truly, I could use that right now.
10:04Please say yes.
10:08Fine.
10:09Fine?
10:10I'll do it for you.
10:12But I'm not going to enjoy it.
10:13You might.
10:14Nope.
10:14You're going to look great in tights.
10:15Don't push it.
10:16I want to welcome everyone here today.
10:24My name is Inga.
10:26We are going to focus on our energy.
10:31We are breathing.
10:34Yes.
10:35We are going to shut out external distractions,
10:40quiet our minds.
10:43We're not eating anything.
10:45We're not eating anything.
10:46We're not eating anything.
10:48Oh, yeah.
10:49I'm not putting any food into the cubby's provider.
10:53Close.
10:54Coming close to you.
10:55I'm coming close to you.
10:56Okay.
10:56Oh, my God.
10:57That is rude.
10:58Whose phone is that?
10:59Inga, that's worse than eating cheese.
11:01It's yours.
11:01Oh, sorry.
11:02That's mine.
11:02I'm going to...
11:03I have to get this.
11:05You'll be fine.
11:06You'll be fine.
11:08Oh, shit.
11:11Hello?
11:12Hey, you answered.
11:13I, uh...
11:14I, uh...
11:15Hey, I was wondering...
11:17Do you mind speed this up?
11:18It's just that I'm in the middle of a sex group with Julie.
11:20I've got to get back in there.
11:20What's up?
11:21I was wondering if you...
11:23What's the lowest that you would take on that lamp?
11:27I'm going to go...
11:28$24.
11:31That's too low.
11:32I know.
11:32I know what I'm going for.
11:33$400, that.
11:34$400 and a sweet million.
11:36What is wrong with you?
11:37I don't know, Yule.
11:38I knew it lasted 24 hours.
11:39I almost shit myself in front of you after a mammogram and had a breakdown in your car.
11:42So a lot, buddy.
11:43I got a lot going on.
11:44Okay.
11:44Get going.
11:45Go to your class.
11:46Gotta go.
11:49Hey, Chris, can you go out with me?
11:50Chris, can you go out with me?
11:52What do you mean, honey?
11:53What do you mean?
11:53That's what I miss.
11:54We're doing intuitive mirroring.
11:56Oh, we are good.
11:56I love it.
11:57Good, good, good.
11:57I love it.
11:58I'm just going to...
11:58Yeah, that's it.
11:59Try to just feel your partner's intention.
12:02That's right.
12:02I'm not mirroring that.
12:03Yeah, honey, mirror me.
12:06There you are.
12:07I am furious that you waited so long to bring this to me.
12:12I just got off the phone with the board.
12:14They are thrilled.
12:16Shayna's podcast blew them away.
12:18But this is not just a podcast.
12:20I think I just...
12:21This has HBO written all over it.
12:23Elizabeth Moss will play Shayna.
12:25Isn't she a little old to play 16?
12:27Um, Robin wanted me to be honest and tell you...
12:31That we...
12:33We are just so gosh darn excited to get going, right?
12:38Yeah.
12:39Honestly, so am I.
12:40And relieved because I really didn't want to have to fire you.
12:43I mean, a podcast-less producer.
12:44It's your lucky day.
12:46It is my lucky day.
12:48She's so powerful.
12:50That's true.
12:50And I don't want her to be bad.
12:53And I love you.
12:54And I love you.
12:56Release the energy, Julie.
12:57Just vomit the energy into my mouth.
12:59Yeah!
13:00Yes.
13:00Again.
13:01Release that blocked sexual energy.
13:04I just want you to pay attention to how much this relationship just flourished.
13:09Hold your eyes, open up your mouth.
13:10No.
13:10And hold your hair back.
13:12Did you just eat my energy bar?
13:15Yes.
13:15This is what you like.
13:16Yes.
13:16Sex between friends is never a bad day.
13:19You're safe on show.
13:19Yes.
13:20Just feel it.
13:20I'm riding this bull all the way home.
13:22We're birthing the new you.
13:24No, this is stupid.
13:25No, it's not.
13:26Yeah.
13:27I'm sorry.
13:27No offense.
13:28Please.
13:29Actually, no.
13:30Full offense.
13:31This is dumb.
13:32There is no scientific evidence to back any of this up.
13:36There is no such thing as energy work.
13:39You need to let go of everything you've been holding on to.
13:42No.
13:42No.
13:43No.
13:44Ride the sexual energy, Julie.
13:46That's right.
13:48Don't fight the waves.
13:50Come on, Julie.
13:50Learn to surf.
13:52No, that's okay.
13:52Thank you because I learned to surf in Costa Rica.
13:58Feel it, Julie.
14:00Feel it.
14:02Now release.
14:04Yes, Julie.
14:05Yes.
14:06Yes.
14:06Yes, Julie.
14:15Jamila, where'd you put my dishes?
14:17Mama.
14:18My Royal Dalton is gone.
14:22What?
14:23Mama, Mama.
14:23How about we go and have a seat, okay?
14:28We just have a seat.
14:30Let's just have a seat.
14:31Jamila Johnson, just stop managing me and let me be.
14:39You lost your dishes?
14:44I can look for them.
14:45You're a gentleman.
14:48I should go.
14:50Yeah, I got to feed my bachi.
14:52My parakeet.
14:54I'll grab my purse.
14:56That bird's been dead for 14 years.
15:02Must be a lot.
15:04Between managing y'all and everything that she's going through, I just don't know how much more I can bear.
15:10I got it, I got it.
15:15I am really sensing a very big blockage in your sacral chakra.
15:19Let me just kind of get it.
15:20You know what we're going to do?
15:20We just can't do that because I have to keep it tight.
15:23Can't cry.
15:24Okay.
15:24Okay.
15:25Keep it tight.
15:25Can I have it?
15:26Okay.
15:27Okay.
15:27Okay, thank you, everybody.
15:29That brings a conclusion to our somatic journey for today.
15:33And if you're interested in exploring any further, there is always a whole bunch of packages on the Glowy website underneath health and education.
15:42And if you put in the code TINGLES, you get a 30% off your first okay.
15:48Okay.
15:49This has been a Glowy workshop all along.
15:50Amanda set us up.
15:52I need you to keep it tight, Julie, please.
15:54Actually, I'm so relaxed right now, I can't even be furious.
15:59But trust me, I am.
16:01Thank you for her orgasm.
16:02It really helped me out.
16:03You're very welcome.
16:05I got a good price for that makeup case.
16:17You did?
16:17That's good.
16:18I got you a grand.
16:22Oh, my God.
16:23That's the exact amount I needed for the deposit, huh?
16:26Ian, you thought I wasn't a good hustler.
16:29Joke's on you.
16:30You'll joke's on you.
16:31Yeah.
16:32Yes.
16:32Yeah.
16:32I mean, sorry.
16:33I thank you.
16:34I get it.
16:35I get it.
16:36My mom was a single mom.
16:39That place you got with you and your kid, I mean, it's great.
16:42It has really good vibes.
16:45You sure you want to go forward with this?
16:47I just really got to do this for my daughter.
16:49Because she has, like, a lot of bats.
16:52And I think she's really into rats now, like, plastic ones.
16:54And I just don't have a lot of space.
16:55So, and also, I just have a lot going on.
16:58I have a lot going on.
16:58And I just think, I just think to myself, I'm like, oh, my gosh.
17:02If I could just, if I could just get that two-bedroom apartment, I think everything could be better.
17:09And I, it's my Moscow.
17:10What?
17:11I'm sorry.
17:11Moscow.
17:12Chekhov.
17:14For real?
17:16Yeah.
17:16Okay.
17:16Okay.
17:16Wait.
17:17Ready?
17:17If I could just sell the lamp, get the two-bedroom apartment, finish up our life here, and get to Moscow.
17:25Like, I feel such a longing to get to Moscow.
17:28I like everything.
17:29I just feel everything.
17:33The beautiful weather that we're having today.
17:39Suddenly, I feel such joy.
17:43I don't know why.
17:45Oh, I know why.
17:45It's All Saints Day.
17:46But it's All Saints Day, and suddenly I just feel, yeah, I feel so happy.
17:53Hey.
17:53Moscow.
17:56Get us there.
17:59I gotta bounce.
18:02I gotta bounce.
18:16Wine.
18:17Is that because it was a good day or a bad day?
18:19I air-humped, Chris.
18:20That could go either way.
18:21Amanda made us do this workshop that turned out to be a corporate sponsorship thing for Glowy.
18:26She took advantage of me, and then, in front of a class full of women, I overshared loudly.
18:33So, bad day.
18:34Bad day.
18:35I'm sorry.
18:39Okay.
18:40Well, I'm absolutely starving.
18:42What are we thinking?
18:43Uh, Thai?
18:44Pizza?
18:45How about couples counseling?
18:47I think we need it, Jules.
18:49You know, I mean, we're not connecting.
18:51Even Oliver, he can see it.
18:52We just need a little bit of help.
18:54Okay.
18:59Okay.
19:00I just need a minute.
19:06Julie.
19:06I don't remember what it used to be like
19:17The things that I'm not proud of
19:22Chris?
19:25Oh, Julie?
19:26Hey, hold on.
19:28Hold on.
19:29Here, just a second.
19:33Hey, buddy.
19:34Hey.
19:34Hey.
19:35Whoa.
19:38That is a lot of bats.
19:39Oh, yeah.
19:41It's for Saffron.
19:41I just gave her the bigger space
19:43because she's getting older,
19:44and I thought I'd judge it up for her.
19:46It's just temporary.
19:47We'll get a new apartment.
19:48Too bad.
19:49Moving on up.
19:50Pete thinks we need to go to couples counseling.
19:52Okay.
19:53I understand.
19:53Here.
19:54Here, baby.
19:54Come sit down.
19:56Here you go.
20:00Hey.
20:01Um, is it okay if I hang out here for a while?
20:05Oh, um, I'm sorry.
20:06Is Saffron around?
20:07She normally stays with me.
20:08She'll be here tonight.
20:08That's how we're like.
20:09She's always like with me.
20:10It's hard to make her go to her dad's.
20:11I'm like, you better go visit him.
20:12And she loves the Batcave so much, so.
20:14Okay, then.
20:14I'll go.
20:15I didn't really think of.
20:16Oh, no, no.
20:16I didn't mean that.
20:17I just meant, I just, I'm going to call her right now.
20:20And she's at her dad's right now.
20:21She's like visiting him.
20:22So, I'll just see that she'll stay later.
20:24If you just give me a.
20:28Hey.
20:30Yeah, I was wondering, do you mind, baby, staying a little bit longer at your dad's?
20:34She just loves her Batcave.
20:35I love you.
20:36Stop it.
20:37I love you.
20:39She won't stop saying I love you.
20:40No.
20:41Just give me a second.
20:42I love you so much.
20:43Okay, bye.
20:45Yep, the Batcave will be here when you get home.
20:46She must say I love you like 40 times.
20:50Yeah.
20:51Are we okay?
20:53I'm great.
20:53I'm doing really good.
20:54I'm excellent.
20:55How are you?
20:56Never better.
21:02Hug my finger.
21:04Absolutely.
21:05Absolutely.
21:05Yeah.
21:16I need you.
21:23I need you.
21:44I need you.
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