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00:00Ah!
00:02Ah!
00:09Sino ka?
00:11Ako si Rapunzel.
00:13At kinulung ako dito ng aking inay sa loob ng napakahabang panahon.
00:17Ganun ba?
00:21Gamitin mo ito.
00:23Para saan ito?
00:25Jumping rope.
00:26Gagamitin ko ba ito para makatakas?
00:28Hindi.
00:30Lumitin mo yan. Mag-jumping rope ka. Para malibang ka.
00:50Ay, ba't ganyan? Bakit puro pantal yung mukha mo tsaka yung kamay mo?
00:55Di ba Rapunzel? Umakit ako sa buhok mo?
00:58Oo.
00:59Grabe! Di mo sinabi!
01:01Ang titindin ang kuto mo, lalaki!
01:03Pa?
01:06Pa?
01:13Ah!
01:14Ah!
01:15Ah!
01:16Ah!
01:17Ah!
01:18Ah, how's it, Eduardo?
01:23Why are you here?
01:26I think it's my home. Sorry. How's it going to be?
01:48Hi.
01:50Sino ka? Bakit ka nandito?
01:53Ah, ako si Blake.
01:55At napunta ko dito dahil gusto sana kitang ligawan kasi gusto kong makapangasawa ng isang babae.
02:02Masakasakan ng ganda, makinis ang kutis, at maganda ang katawan.
02:07Grabe ka naman mong bola.
02:09Ang haba tuloy ng hair ko.
02:10Oh, kayo, John, wala nang mahabang usapan. Simula na natin ang tawanan! Friday na naman! Welcome to...
02:21Bravo, John!
02:36Barbie!
02:37Jimboy?
02:40Ikaw ba yan?
02:41Pambiraan naman. Matagal kong nakinalimutan yung pangalan na yun.
02:44Mula nga yung tawakin mong lang akong macho gwapito.
02:48Grabe, ang laki na lang pinagbago mo. Sobra.
02:51Alam ko, alam ko. Ano ba ginagawa mo dito?
02:53Ah, hindi kasi may taxi akong kinausap. Piniintay ko lang.
02:57Taxi? Huwag ka na mag-taxi. Sumabay ka na sa akin. Liga, liga.
03:01Sumabay ka na sa akin para makapag-usap tayo ng, ano na, yung tungkol sa ating dalawa.
03:05Ating dalawa? Bakit niligawan mo ba ako?
03:08Barbie naman. Alam mo nang noong papatay na patay na ako sa'yo.
03:12At alam kong ikaw, may gusto ka rin sa akin.
03:15Uy, excuse me, no. Hindi ako nagkakagusto sa isang mama's boy.
03:19Ano mama's boy? Hindi totoo yan, ha?
03:21Ba, nakikita ba mama ko dito ngayon?
03:23Wala. Ako lang mag-isa. Ako lang mag-isa. Bumabiyahe ako.
03:25Mula ang tinawag akong macho wapito. Kaya ano ba, halika na. Mama ka sa akin, babe.
03:29Babe, ang kapal na mukha mo, no. Anako, ako nang niniwala ako, mama's boy ka pa.
03:34Hindi, hindi. Siguro no, nung bata ako, grade one ako, mama's boy ako, inaamin ko.
03:39Pero ngayon, wala na. Hindi ako mama's boy.
03:42Ano ka ba?
03:44Huw! Ha?
03:46Sexy ah? At health, okay?
03:48Bagay kami ng dalawa!
03:50Huw! Huw! Huw! Triligong ka! Mas kami, mas bagay.
03:55Ay. Nihan.
03:56Ha? Sa akin niyan.
03:57Sa której punta.
03:59Uh?
04:00Saدي punta.
04:01Alam mo, ako na magdala ng bagwa.
04:04Huw! Huw! Huw! Huw! Huw! Huw! Huw! Huw! Huw! Huw! Huw! winning ganito pa ako tutunghan!
04:07Huw! Huw guw! Huw! Huw, nga. Huw! Huw! Huw! Huw! Huw! Huw! Huw! Macho guwapitutu ha, eh!
04:08Oh, Nacho, Magpapito!
04:10Tutulungan mo na ako!
04:11Ano to? Ano to?
04:12Shota mo ba to? Shota mo to?
04:14Excuse me, hindi ko shota ayan.
04:16Pero pag sinagot niya ako ngayon,
04:18magiging kami na, at umanda kayo sa akin.
04:20Kailangan sagutin pa kita
04:22bago mo kay Pagtanggol?
04:24Ayan ka pala ako! Dagtayo!
04:26Oh, sige na tayo na!
04:28Taya na!
04:30Ah!
04:32Wala, baka!
04:34Kayong tatlo,
04:36umanda kayo!
04:38Sige!
04:40Mama! Mama!
04:42Mama!
04:44Mama!
04:46Ano ba ating Vroom Vroom?
04:48Itong tatlong to eh!
04:50Napisyota ako eh!
04:52Ito?
04:54Sige, Mama!
04:56Sige, Mama!
04:58Sige, Mama!
05:00Sige, Mama!
05:02Ano na? Okay ka lang?
05:04Bane! Bane!
05:06Saktan ka ba, babe?
05:08Saktan ka ba? Okay ka lang?
05:10Babe ka lang, babe dyan!
05:12Kajakit ka na naman!
05:14Alam mo naman, pawising ka!
05:16Ma!
05:18Huwag na, Ma!
05:20Ma!
05:21Ma!
05:22Ma!
05:23Ma!
05:24Ma!
05:25Ma!
05:26Ayoko yan!
05:27Eh!
05:28Ma!
05:29Ma!
05:30Ma!
05:31Ma!
05:32Ma!
05:33Ma!
05:34Ma!
05:36,
05:41Ma!
05:43Ma!
05:44Ma!
05:45High!
05:46square ka lang ba?
05:48Okay lang..
05:49Buti nandito ka …
05:50Hey, ito nga pala yung kumari ko, si Loli.
05:54Sila yung taga-byuda support group yung kinikwento ko sa'yo.
05:57Hello, yun nga.
05:59Ay, sinasabi ko kay Gina,
06:01lahat kami dito sa byuda support group,
06:03eh, dumaan sa ganyang kalagayan.
06:05Kaya nga, nandito kami para damayan ka.
06:08At dahil ihisi mo ka ng byuda,
06:10andito kami upang tulungan ka at supportahan.
06:13Alam ko, Mari, mahirap ang pinandadaanan mo ngayon.
06:16Kaya, Mari, andito ako para sa'yo.
06:18Tandaan mo yun lagi.
06:20Salamat, salamat, Mari.
06:22At dito sa byuda support group,
06:24naku, marami kang makukuhang benepisyo.
06:26Talaga?
06:28Oo, katulad ng tulong pinansyal.
06:31May mga pondo kaming naliko mula sa iba't ibang ahensya,
06:34kaya meron kaming kakayahan na tumulong pagdating sa pinansyal.
06:3815 mil kada isang buwan.
06:40Yes.
06:4115 mil?
06:42Uy, ang laki na na.
06:43Mas malaki pa yun kaysa sweldo ng asawa ko.
06:46Ay, hindi lang yan.
06:47Meron din kaming pabahay project.
06:49Kasi alam namin, di ba, mahirap ang mangupahan.
06:52Hindi mo na kailangan mabayad ng upang.
06:54Kasi mag-isa ka na lang, mahirapan ka kaya.
06:56May pabahay kami.
06:58Tama po kayo dyan.
06:59Kami po nangungupahan.
07:00Hirap na hirap kami.
07:01Ayan.
07:02At higit sa lahat, nag-offer kami ng scholarship para sa mga anak mo.
07:07Para libre yung pag-aaral nila.
07:09Sagot yan ang Viuda Support Group.
07:11Ay naku, maraming maraming salamat sa inyo.
07:14Hindi ko naku problemahin yung pagpapaaral sa mga anak ko.
07:18Mari, mari, kita lang ha.
07:20Oo, sandali lang ko.
07:21Oo, sige.
07:22Sali ka ha?
07:23Oo.
07:24Ayun nga, Gina.
07:26Pag sumali ka dito sa Viuda Support Group, yun yung mga makukuha mo.
07:30Siyempre, sinipa bang magtutulungan kung di tayong mga Viuda, di ba?
07:33Ano.
07:34At syempre, paraan din namin yan, para kahit pa paano mapagaan namin yung loob mo,
07:38bagamat alam namin na napakasakit na mawala ng asana.
07:41Ay, sinabi ko.
07:42Sobrang sakit. I miss my husband.
07:44Maraming salamat. Maraming maraming salamat sa inyo
07:47sa pagsasali sa akin sa Viuda Support Group.
07:53Ay, bang pa?
07:54Mari, sasali din po ko sa Viuda Support Group.
07:58Mari, para sa mga Viuda lang to.
08:00Oo.
08:01Buhay po si pare. Ano ka pa?
08:02Ay, hindi okay na. Nais ko na yun.
08:04Ha? Ano bang fill up na na form?
08:06Mayro'n bang fill upan?
08:07Saan po? May lala po ko yung form ngayon?
08:09Ay.
08:10Pwede lang po ba mag fill up na yun.
08:11Ay, sige.
08:12Ay, sige po.
08:13Saan po?
08:14Ay, sige po.
08:15Ay, sige po.
08:16Ay, sige po.
08:17Ay, sige po yung upline namin.
08:19Oo nga pala.
08:20Saan yung form?
08:21Ay, oo.
08:22Saan na yung form?
08:23Wala yung form?
08:24Sige, Mari.
08:25Assalamualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualualual
08:55What's up with thatвин針?
09:13Oh, Short there's no racket, I can let myself let me throw down!
09:17Maaf, come and come with me!
09:19Come and help me!
09:22Don't panic!
09:23It's the negotiation that's coming to him.
09:26Ah, hepe, who's the negotiation?
09:29Kuya Huawei.
09:31Huh?
09:31Is it Huawei on the game show?
09:33Yes, don't worry about it.
09:36Oh!
09:36It's a video call.
09:37It's a video call.
09:38It's a video call.
09:39Oh, that's it.
09:40Oh, that's it.
09:41Oh, that's it.
09:42Kuya Huawei!
09:44Kuya Huawei!
09:45Kuya Huawei!
09:47Kuya Huawei!
09:49Kuya Huawei!
09:51Kuya Huawei!
09:52Maraming salamat ha.
09:53Dumating ka.
09:55Wala naman.
09:57Ah, Kuya Huawei!
09:59Anong ginagawa mo dito?
10:01Alam niyo naman kung ano ginagawa ko dito.
10:03Magpupunta ako!
10:05Pag may mga kababayan ay nangailangan!
10:07Wooo!
10:08Kuya Huawei!
10:10Kuya Huawei!
10:12Kuya Huawei!
10:14Kuya Huawei!
10:16Pepe, ano ba ang problema?
10:18Ito kasing si Chris Fernandez.
10:21Eh, hinostage to si Lea Arnais.
10:23Pagkatapos niyang holdup in tong bangko.
10:26Kuya Huawei!
10:27Tulungan niyo po ako.
10:28Uwag kinalala niya!
10:29Oh, mahala.
10:31Huwag tulungan kita.
10:32Uy.
10:34Ah, uh.
10:34Kuya Huawei, please!
10:35Tak, huwag kan lalapit.
10:35Kung hindi papatay ko to.
10:37Ay, Kuya Huawei!
10:41You don't have to be a fool.
10:43I don't have to be a fool.
10:45Hey, Beth!
10:47Sorry?
10:48You're not going to be a fool, Beth?
10:50Hey!
10:51You can't stop it. I'm hungry.
10:53Hurry up!
10:54You're hungry.
10:56You're hungry.
10:57Mmm.
10:58You're hungry, Chris.
11:01Get out!
11:02Hey!
11:03Hey!
11:05Hey!
11:07Hey!
11:08Hey!
11:09Hey!
11:10Hey!
11:11It's the Telegraph!
11:12Oh!
11:13Good!
11:14Oh.
11:15Oh!
11:16Oh!
11:17Oh!
11:19Oh!
11:20Oh!
11:21Oh!
11:22Oh.
11:23Oh!
11:25Oh!
11:26Oh!
11:27Oh!
11:28Oh!
11:29Oh!
11:30Oh!
11:31Oh!
11:32Oh!
11:33Oh!
11:34Oh!
11:35Oh!
11:36I don't want to know why you're making a hold-up of the bank.
11:40Eh...
11:42My uncle, eh...
11:44It was a pain.
11:45Then my dad was a pain.
11:47I'm going to help my brother.
11:50That's why my life, Chris.
11:52Sometimes, we're going to do better
11:55for our family.
11:57Like I said earlier,
11:59I want to help.
12:01I'll help you.
12:03I'm going to help you.
12:05I'm going to help you.
12:07Kunao, Wawi!
12:09Kunao, Wawi!
12:11Kunao, Wawi!
12:13Chris,
12:14we're here now.
12:15The third question is
12:17is life.
12:20BAYONG!
12:22BAYONG!
12:24BAYONG!
12:26BAYONG!
12:27I'm just going to say,
12:28I'm going to say,
12:29I'm going to say,
12:30I'm going to say,
12:31BAYONG!
12:32BAYONG!
12:33BAYONG!
12:34BAYONG!
12:35BAYONG!
12:36BAYONG!
12:37BAYONG!
12:38BAYONG!
12:39BAYONG!
12:40BAYONG!
12:41BAYONG!
12:42BAYONG!
12:43BAYONG!
12:44BAYONG!
12:45BAYONG!
12:46BAYONG!
12:47BAYONG!
12:48BAYONG!
12:49BAYONG!
12:50BAYONG!
12:51BAYONG!
12:52BAYONG!
12:53BAYONG!
12:54BAYONG!
12:55BAYONG!
12:56BAYONG!
12:57BAYONG!
12:58Are you sure?
13:00Is that the amount of money?
13:02Ten thousand pesos!
13:08Four thousand! Three thousand! Four thousand!
13:10Five thousand! Four thousand! Six thousand! Seven thousand!
13:12Eight thousand! Nine thousand!
13:14Ten thousand! Ten thousand! Ten thousand!
13:16Ten thousand! Ten thousand!
13:20Wait, wait, wait!
13:22What's your time?
13:24Please, let's..
13:26I'm sure you're afraid of 10,000 pesos.
13:30What do you want to say?
13:32Thank you very much, sir.
13:34I've helped my family.
13:36Mr. Wawi, I've got to go.
13:38This one, sir.
13:41Thank you, Chris.
13:43I've got to go back to Chris!
13:49Thank you, sir.
13:50Kepe,
13:51before you come to Chris,
13:54I've noticed that I saw you,
13:56there's no hold-up.
13:58There's no hold-up.
14:00There's no hold-up.
14:02There's no hold-up.
14:04There's no hold-up.
14:06So, to complete your look,
14:08get ready, guys!
14:10Get ready!
14:12Get ready!
14:14Get ready!
14:16Get ready!
14:18Get ready!
14:20Get ready!
14:22Get ready!
14:24Get ready!
14:26Thank you, sir.
14:28Thank you!
14:29Maraming intrins.
14:32Let's Esp loop inside the room!
14:34Woo!
14:36Kuya Wawi!
14:38Kuya Wawie!
14:40Ah!
14:41Ah, what's that?
14:44Ah!
14:45Who are you? What do you need to do with me?
14:49I'm Christina.
14:51You know, Rapunzel, you're too bad.
14:55That's why you're always looking at me.
14:58So what you should do here,
15:00I'm going to do this.
15:02I'm going to do this.
15:04You're going to go down here!
15:06You're going to go down here!
15:08Hahaha!
15:12Ay!
15:14Ay, why don't you stop laughing?
15:16Eh, you?
15:17How do you get out of here?
15:19What?
15:20What?
15:33At the end!
15:34I'm going to do this to the doctor!
15:37I'm going to do this.
15:38No!
15:39Oh, why didn't you get out of here?
15:43You're going to die and you're out of here.
15:45You're going to get out of here!
15:47I'm going to eat!
15:49Ah!
15:50Ah!
15:51Ah!
15:52Ah!
15:53Ah!
15:54Ah!
15:55Ah!
15:56Ah!
15:57Ah!
15:58Ah!
16:00Ah!
16:01Ah!
16:02Ah!
16:03Ah!
16:04Ah!
16:05Ah!
16:06Thank you! Thank you! You're going to be able to heal me!
16:10No, I'm not able to heal you. I'm going to kill you,
16:12and then I'll kill you with a million dollars.
16:14If she doesn't have a house, I'll kill you.
16:31Are you going to be Prince Charming with me?
16:36No. I'm going to be Prince Charming with you.
16:39I'm not able to heal you.
16:41Why can't you heal you?
16:43Because I'm still healing you, Sleeping Beauty.
16:46After that, I'm going to be Snow White.
16:48I'm not sure if I'm not sure if I can.
16:59Welcome to Happy Talk.
17:01I was going to be with my dad's work at the barlor
17:04because she doesn't accept me.
17:06Now, I have a new job.
17:08I'm a security guard.
17:09I'm a security guard.
17:10I'm going to go to the building.
17:12I'm going to go to the building.
17:14take care of my happy thoughts.
17:16Let's go,ر!
17:17.
17:22.
17:23.
17:28.
17:29.
17:37.
17:38.
17:39.
17:40.
17:41.
17:42.
17:45Next week it's my birthday.
17:47Why not you can't have hot water?
17:50Eh, my aunt's wife doesn't want to get cold.
17:53They can't be cold.
17:55I can't take cold.
17:56You can't have cold water?
17:58You're cold.
18:00Why not?
18:01Did you have hot water?
18:03I don't have a shower.
18:06I don't have any water.
18:07What?
18:09What?
18:10You have a tabo.
18:11What?
18:12And then one hand, one hand is a hand is a hand.
18:16And then you can have a shower.
18:18Because when you shower two hands, you will be able to wash your hands.
18:24Hey, Leia, you're so good.
18:26I'm using a stone.
18:29Ha!
18:33A stone!
18:35You can use a luffa!
18:37This is a luffa.
18:39If you use a luffa, you can use a luffa.
18:42Anong luffa? Tanga?
18:44Luffa!
18:45Luffa!
18:47Luffa!
18:48Luffa!
18:49Yung bituka ng patola, yung maganda pang kuskus ng balat yun.
18:53Hindi masakit.
18:54At saka gentle on the skin.
18:56Hmm.
18:57Sige, nasabihan ko yung nanay ko na bumili siya ng luffa.
19:00Sige!
19:01Mukhang maganda yun kasi hindi katulad nung ano yung bato na pinangihilod ko
19:04kapag bumabagsak yun sa simento, nabibiyak?
19:06Teka!
19:07Simento ko sa hig ng baan ninyo?
19:09Hmm.
19:10Hindi kayo nakatayos!
19:11Ahahahaha!
19:13Ang jolong talaga ng pamilya ninyo, totoo.
19:16Alam mo, yung banyo namin ang ganda.
19:18May hot water, may shower, luffa yung panghilod.
19:22Tapos may tires sobrang ganda, sobrang linis.
19:25Pwede kang matulog!
19:27Alam mo, Bea?
19:28Hmm?
19:29Ako sosyal-sosyal siguro ng banyo nyo, no?
19:31Pwede ba ako makiligo ngayon?
19:32Ay, hindi pwede.
19:33Abay, bakit?
19:34Hindi pa kami nakakabahid ng tubig eh.
19:37Tatlong araw na ako di naliligo.
19:39Yuck!
19:40Ang bako mo!
19:41Yuck!
19:42Yuck!
19:43Oh, Jimmy!
19:44Alam mo, ginagawa mo dito, ha?
19:46Ano ba?
19:47Hindi.
19:48Hinihintay ko dumating si Gurly.
19:49Gurly talaga, ha?
19:50Nung nakasama ko, gusto ka noon.
19:51Sa akin may gusto si Gurly.
19:52Tandaan mo yan!
19:53Tumigil ka nga dyan, boyat.
19:54Ako ang pipilihan ni Gurly.
19:55Ay, nahamol mo ako.
19:56Hindi ikaw.
19:57Kinahamol mo ako, ha?
19:58Hinihintay ko dumating si Gurly.
19:59Gurly talaga, ha?
20:00Nung nakasama ko, gusto ka noon.
20:01Sa akin may gusto si Gurly.
20:02Tandaan mo yan.
20:03Tumigil ka nga dyan, boyat.
20:04Ako ang pipilihan ni Gurly.
20:05Ay, nahamol mo ako.
20:06Hindi ikaw.
20:07Kinahamol mo ako, ha?
20:08Sige.
20:09Ano, ha?
20:10Sige.
20:11Ano, ha?
20:12Sige.
20:13Ano, ha?
20:14Ano, ha?
20:15Sige.
20:16Ay!
20:17Ay!
20:18Ay!
20:23Kulit nito, eh.
20:24Sabi, may gusto ka raw sa kanya.
20:25Hindi ka raw sa akin may gusto.
20:27Oh, totoo naman, ha?
20:28Itura pa lang.
20:29Panalo na ako.
20:30Oo!
20:31Oo!
20:32Kumigising ako ng alas 4 para magbisikleta.
20:33Kaya akong pipili ni Gurly.
20:34Oo!
20:35Oo!
20:36Oo!
20:37Yan lang!
20:38Kumigising ng alas 4 para magbite!
20:39Ha?
20:40Eh, ako kumigising ng alas 2 para magbake!
20:43Oo!
20:44Oo!
20:45Bake!
20:46At saka, alam mo, kerring-kerring kong buhay yun si Gurly, ha?
20:48Ha?
20:49Kerring-kerring kasi meron akong B-Kerry!
20:50Oo!
20:51B-Kerry!
20:52Hey, Riff!
20:53Buhat!
20:54Kaya akong buhating yan!
20:55Aba, kung buhatan lang ang usapan,
20:56basta panalo ako dyan!
20:57Oo!
20:58Nakikita mo ba ito?
20:59Oo!
21:00Oo!
21:01Oo!
21:02Oo!
21:03Ano?
21:04Ano?
21:05Ano?
21:06Ano ang nagagawa apang nagbubuhat sa gym?
21:07Ano ba ibig sabihin ng gym?
21:08Ano?
21:09G-Y-N.
21:10Gurly, you're mine.
21:11Oo!
21:12Oo!
21:13Oo!
21:14Oo!
21:15Oo!
21:16Oo, Jimmy, hindi ka magustuhan ng Gurly.
21:18Dahil ikaw, masyado kang pasosyal.
21:20Eh ako, masa ako!
21:21Masa ako!
21:22Masa!
21:23Oo!
21:24At hindi lang yun, ha?
21:25Sagaling kong magmasa, ha?
21:27Pinipilahan yung pandesal ko!
21:29Oo!
21:30Panis ka!
21:31Panis ka!
21:32Walang kwenta yung pandesal mo!
21:33Tuwing umaga lang mainit yan, eh itong pandesal ko!
21:36Oo!
21:37Oo!
21:38Hanggang gabi!
21:39Oo!
21:40Oo!
21:41Masanap yan!
21:42Masanap yan!
21:43Masanap yan!
21:44Ganig ba ko na yan!
21:45Masanap yan!
21:46Masanap yan!
21:47Anong gusto mo?
21:48Anong gusto mo?
21:49Anong gusto mo, ha?
21:50Oo!
21:51Oo!
21:52Oo!
21:53Oo!
21:54Ang mga pag-away!
21:55Dahil meron na ako napili!
21:56Meron na!
21:57Oo!
21:58Sige!
21:59Sabihin mo sa kanya na ako!
22:00Mas gusto mo ako kesa sa kanya, ha?
22:01Tumigil ka, boy!
22:02Ako pinipili ni Gurly.
22:03Hindi!
22:04Ang napili ko ay ang...
22:06...nagbabay.
22:07Oo!
22:08Tiga!
22:09Tiga!
22:10Tiga!
22:11Tiga!
22:12Tiga!
22:13Tiga!
22:14Ah, nagtitinda ng Tinapay?
22:15Oo!
22:16Tiga!
22:17Tiga!
22:18Sandali!
22:19Sandali!
22:20Sandali, early!
22:21Dalawa kami ni Jimmy na napili mo?
22:22Ah, hindi!
22:23Isa lang siya!
22:24Eh, sino sinasabi mo nagbabay ka tagtitinda ng Tinapay?
22:26Si Potpot!
22:27Ha?
22:28Sige yun!
22:29Sige!
22:30Andesal!
22:31Huh?
22:32Andesal kayo dyan!
22:33Andesal!
22:34Eto?
22:35Si Potpot!
22:36Ah, Jimmy!
22:37Ito pala ang kanibal pandesal natin.
22:39Ha?
22:40Alam mo ba ang dapat ginagawa sa'yo?
22:42Ano?
22:58Ano ba iya?
23:00Friend, salamat naman at napasyalan mo ko dito.
23:04Ang hirap naman kasi umakyat dito sa bahay mo.
23:07Kailangan ko pang kumapit sa buhok mo bago ako makapanik.
23:10Ikaw naman kaya pumunta sa bahay.
23:12Okay, mas mahirap kaya pumunta sa bahay mo.
23:15Para makakyat ako, kailangan ko pang kumapit sa nguso mo.
23:29Anak!
23:30Musta ka na, anak?
23:31Okay lang po.
23:34Sabi na toto, may makakit na lalaki dito, no?
23:37Ha?
23:38Hindi po toto yan tayo.
23:39Sinwaling!
23:40Hindi!
23:41Paano yung gusto ko nasabi?
23:44Saan galing tong kamera?
23:46Itong speaker?
23:47At itong PlayStation?
23:49Sino ka?
23:51Who are you?
24:05It's not worth it.
24:08Who are you?
24:10Don't ask me.
24:13Who are you?
24:16I'm the real Rapunzel.
24:21Who am I?
24:23Who am I?
24:25Who am I?
24:27Who am I?
24:29Who am I?
24:31Who am I?
24:33Who am I?
24:35Who am I?
24:37Are you Prince Charming going to me?
24:41Why are you losing?
24:45Nung nasa baba ako, ang ganda mo eh.
24:48Ba't ganyan?
24:50Bye-bye.
24:52Ha?
24:58Sa laki ng bibig ko, di ko kayang magsalita ng mahina.
25:02Pagkumpisal nga sa pare,
25:04yung bulong ko dinig nung nakaluhod sa kabilang side.
25:07At kaya pinayagan akong i-text na lang ang mga kasalanan ko.
25:11O si Shal, di ba?
25:13At least!
25:15Mello, excuse me, paking na dito.
25:20Can you turn around, Cherish?
25:23Okay, go.
25:24Okay na yan.
25:25Mello, ano?
25:26Ano na nangyayari?
25:27Okay na ba?
25:28Itali mo muna.
25:29Itali mo.
25:30Itali mo.
25:31Okay, okay.
25:32Okay na?
25:33Kailangan na magbanding-bandino para makapang isang isang isang isang isang para ko d'yo.
25:36Ayun.
25:37Ayan na namin salamad po.
25:38Okay?
25:39Okay, guys, go, go, go.
25:40Ayan, taro.
25:41Exit sir!
25:42Walk straight.
25:43Walk straight.
25:44Next batch!
25:45Come on!
25:46Mari up!
25:47Ano ba?
25:48Mello!
25:49Nag-arinatan.
25:50Nag-arinatan.
25:51Nag-arinatan.
25:52No, no, no!
25:53No, no!
25:54Ito!
25:55Ito!
25:56Ito!
25:57Ito!
25:58Yes?
25:59Yes?
26:00Tita?
26:01Uy!
26:02Ika, Tito!
26:03Anong ginagawa mo, Tito?
26:05Brandon?
26:06Ha?
26:07Shhh!
26:08I'm not saying that.
26:09I'm not saying that.
26:10I'm not saying that.
26:11I'm not saying that.
26:12I'm not saying that.
26:13I'm not saying that.
26:14I'm not saying that.
26:15Tito,
26:16you know when we go way back,
26:18high school pa lang, diba?
26:20Eh, alaka!
26:21Pagbigyan mo na ako.
26:22Pangarap ko tayo.
26:23Birthday ko ngayon.
26:24Gusto ko lang mamakita ng mga babae
26:25nagbibis.
26:26Ikaw kahit kayo.
26:27Hindi ka pa nagpabago.
26:28Manyakis ka pa rin.
26:29Hindi, hindi.
26:30Nagparehab na ako.
26:31Ngirehab ako.
26:32Oo, nagbago na ako talaga.
26:33Hanggang tingin-tingin na lang ako.
26:34Tapos nilalagay ko sa memory.
26:35Bakang, yun lang ang iragawa ko.
26:37Brandon naman, oh.
26:39Ikaw naman.
26:40Hayaan mo na.
26:41Pagbigyan mo na ako.
26:43Pagbigyan kita dahil birthday mo ba?
26:44Birthday mo ba?
26:45Oo, bating-bating lang ako dito.
26:50Yes, I promise.
26:51Behave ka lang siya ka lang sa isang corner, okay?
26:52Yes, yes, yes.
26:53Pinky swear.
26:54Pinky swear.
26:55Behave ka niya sa...
26:56Jack ka lang sa corner.
26:57Okay, okay.
26:58Okay, okay.
26:59Okay, okay.
27:00Arnie, Arnie.
27:01Let's go.
27:02Let's go.
27:03Let's go.
27:04Okay, okay.
27:05Hey!
27:06You're going to be here!
27:07You're going to be here!
27:08You're going to be here!
27:09That's it!
27:10Do you want your shorts?
27:13I'm going to be here!
27:16You're going to be here!
27:19Yes, I'm here.
27:20You're going to be here!
27:21I'm going to go for that.
27:23Okay, okay.
27:25Girls!
27:26Ah, it's okay.
27:28Wait.
27:30What's that?
27:31I'm going to come with my assistant.
27:34Uh...
27:36Oo! Oo! Ako yun! Ako yung katext mo!
27:38Bakit nang tagal-tagal mo?
27:40Kanina pa ako walang assistant dito.
27:42Ay, pati saka natanggalin natin ito.
27:44Tanggalin natin ito ah.
27:46Yan, yan, yan. Pagkatapos.
27:48Ito, dapat sinuayos-ayos natin ito.
27:50Tagal-tagal mo naman eh.
27:52Eh, pasensya ka na kasi akala ko kasi alas 8 yung start.
27:54Yung pala, alas 6.
27:56Sayaan mo na. Dito na ako, diba?
27:58Eh, di sana tinext mo ako. Akala ko kasi
28:00nagbago na yung isip mo kaya deadman ako sa'yo.
28:02Deadman ba ako sa'yo eh.
28:04Diba? Imposible na akong duned.
28:06Ito kaya, palitan natin. Nagaling natin ito.
28:08Gusto mo?
28:09Ay, tutag-tutagalin natin.
28:11Ay!
28:12Tagaling natin yan!
28:14Pagkatap. Ay! Nagpagkatap ang suot mo!
28:16Ayan!
28:18Tapos ah...
28:20Kaya na ba?
28:21Oo! Tapos ah...
28:22Ayan!
28:23Ayan!
28:24Teka nga! Teka nga!
28:25Sexy!
28:26Ah, yes?
28:27Badin ka ba talaga?
28:29Ah, oo naman ano!
28:31Bata pa lang ako! Bating na ako!
28:33Alam mo nung pinanganak pa lang ako?
28:34Bating na ako!
28:35Oo!
28:36Eh, saka boyfriend ka na ba?
28:38Ay!
28:39Boyfriend kasi wala namang may gusto sa akin, so...
28:42Kim! Kim!
28:43Ano ang pag ginagawa mo?
28:44Sige!
28:45Sige!
28:46Sige!
28:47Okay na yan!
28:48Ano ba?
28:49Drop it!
28:51Salamat!
28:52Salamat!
28:53Salamat!
28:54Ang gusto kong mayak sa saya!
28:55Ang dami kong nakita!
28:57Ang saya-saya ko!
28:59I don't deserve this!
29:00But I'm so happy!
29:01Thank you!
29:02Thank you!
29:03Ha ha ha ha ha!
29:04Kailangan lang ako!
29:05Pamya, pagpasok na yan!
29:06Mabibihis!
29:07Tapos, titingnan!
29:08So, walk up!
29:10Congratulations, Brenda!
29:12Thank you!
29:14Thank you!
29:15Thank you!
29:16Thank you!
29:17Thank you!
29:18Thank you!
29:19Thank you!
29:20Good job!
29:21Good job!
29:22Good job, guys!
29:23Yes!
29:24Congrats!
29:25Congratulations!
29:26Congrats!
29:27Anyway, guys!
29:28Everyone listen, listen, listen!
29:29I want to introduce you to Brenda!
29:32Oh!
29:33Hi!
29:34It's your birthday today!
29:36Happy birthday!
29:38Happy birthday, Brenda!
29:39Happy birthday!
29:40Happy birthday!
29:41Happy birthday!
29:42Happy birthday!
29:43Happy birthday!
29:44Happy birthday!
29:45Sayonan! Sayonan! Sayonan!
29:46Sayonan!
29:47Happy birthday!
29:48Let's blow!
29:49Let's blow!
29:50Teka lang!
29:51At dahil birthday mo,
29:52nero kaming surprise sa'yo!
29:53What?
29:54Ayan!
29:55Grabe!
29:56What?
29:57Sit down!
29:58First time nila ako namin tapos may surprise na agad!
30:02Brenda!
30:03Ay!
30:04Wait!
30:05Awww!
30:06Awww!
30:07Awww!
30:08Awww!
30:09Awww!
30:10Awww!
30:11Awww!
30:12Ay talaga!
30:13Awww!
30:14Awww!
30:15Kinakamahan naman ako!
30:16Awww!
30:17Awww!
30:18Awww!
30:19Awww!
30:20Awww!
30:21Awww!
30:22Magustuhan mo ito, Brenda!
30:23Awww!
30:24Awww!
30:25Awww!
30:26Ano ba ito, stag party?
30:27Basta!
30:28Wait ka lang!
30:29Anong stag party?
30:30Ay, hindi ko baling ka?
30:31Awww!
30:32Awww!
30:33Awww!
30:34Anong matawag ko?
30:35Bachelorette!
30:36Bachelorette!
30:37O, tapas tala mo, di ba?
30:38Hindi ka ba nagkakaboy eh!
30:39Awww!
30:40Tama't tama!
30:41Eto lang, boys!
30:42Awww!
30:43Awww!
30:44Awww!
30:45Awww!
30:46Awww!
30:47Give way!
30:48Give way!
30:49Awww!
30:50Awww!
30:51Awww!
30:521...
30:53哪ing!
30:541...
30:552...
30:563...
30:57GO!
30:58Awww!
30:59Awww!
31:00Awww!
31:01Awww!
31:02Awww!
31:03At happening na yan, boy!
31:05Awww!
31:06Awww!
31:07Awww!
31:08Awww!
31:11Guys, guys, iwanan natin sila, bikin na sila ng paya.
31:20Let's go! Let's go!
31:25Let's go! Let's go!
31:26Patay ka ako!
31:27Patay ka ako!
31:28Pandali! Wala ko ginawa!
31:29Tonyo!
31:30Go on!
31:33Suboka mo! Suboka ko!
31:41Rapunzel, alam kong nagugutom ka, kaya din nalang kita ng mainit na sabao.
31:48Yuck! Hindi ko kakailin yan, no?
31:51Bakit?
31:53Tingnan mo nga! May burok!
32:08Sino ka?
32:11Ayan!
32:15Sino ka?
32:16Ako nga pala si Pedro. Bakit nga ako dito para makita ka eh?
32:20Eh, bagay na bagay tayo. Eh kasi mahaba yung buhok mo, mahaba din yun sa akin.
32:27At nandito ako para patunayan sa'yo yun.
32:30Anong mahaba sa'yo?
32:32Tama ka!
32:33Sobrang habangan ang pasensya mo!
32:34Tama ka! Sobrang habangan ang pasensya mo!
32:37Tama ka! Sobrang habangan ang pasensya mo!
32:38Tama ka! Sobrang habangan ang pasensya mo!
32:50Do you have any patience?
33:08Thank you so much.
33:10Yes, Rafael.
33:12I'm going to go here
33:14because I need my skin.
33:16My skin?
33:18My skin?
33:20Why?
33:22I'm going to do the cosplay.
33:24I want a character.
33:26I'm going to sell it.
33:34Welcome to Happy Tot.
33:36When I was young,
33:38I didn't see my dad's police.
33:40Now, I'm a snatcher.
33:42I'm always looking for him
33:44and he's going for me.
33:46That's my happy tot.
33:48I'm going to go.
33:50I'm going to go.
33:52I'm going to go.
33:54I'm not going to go.
33:56I'm not going to go.
33:58You're going to go.
34:00I'm going to go.
34:02What are you doing?
34:04I'm going to go.
34:06I'm not going to go to your apartment.
34:08That's right.
34:10It's okay.
34:12But why do you pay a dollar?
34:14Jigs, why don't you have to pay for your money?
34:30I don't know.
34:32Okay.
34:34That's enough.
34:38But of course, I need to pay for your money.
34:44Sure? What kind of insurance do you need?
34:48It's okay.
34:52Okay?
35:05Surprise!
35:08Birthday!
35:10Birthday!
35:11Birthday!
35:12Birthday!
35:13Nagtanot pa kayo dito sa bahay ko.
35:14Luwais nga kayo!
35:15Kalo!
35:16Kalo!
35:17Kalo!
35:18Kalo! Kalo!
35:19Kalo! Kalo!
35:20Kalo!
35:21Kalo!
35:29Surprise!
35:38At,
35:47Kalo!
35:48Kalo!
35:49Ah! Ah!
35:51Ah! Ah!
35:53Sino ka?
35:55Ah! Ah!
35:57Ah! Si Jason ako. Si Jason.
35:59Ah! Nandito ako para ialis ka.
36:01Huh?
36:02Oo!
36:03Ikaw, huwag lilig na sakin!
36:05Hindi ah!
36:06Eh, bakit mo ako pababain?
36:08Eh, gigibain na kasi tong tore.
36:10Gagawin na namin kondo to.
36:11Kaya, umalis ka na dito.
36:12Ha?
36:19Ha?
36:20Ha?
36:21Ha?
36:22Bakit ka na pa rito?
36:23Ililitas mo ba ako?
36:24Ah!
36:25Hindi!
36:26Eh, bakit ka na pa rito?
36:28Ah!
36:29Nasunugan kami eh.
36:31Wala akong bahay.
36:32Dito na sana ako titira.
36:33Not bad ah!
36:34Especially this.
36:36Ganda ng fireplace ah!
36:44Ha?
36:45Ha?
36:46Ha?
36:47Ha?
36:48Ha?
36:49Sa wakas!
36:50Nakaakyat din ako!
36:51Para umakit ng ligaw?
36:53Hindi!
36:54Eh, bakit umakit dito?
36:56Para magnakaw!
36:57Akyatory ako eh!
37:07Ah!
37:08Ah!
37:09Ah!
37:10Sino ka?
37:11Ah!
37:12Ah!
37:13Ako yung dalagitang nakatira dyan,
37:14sa baba,
37:15ng bahay mo.
37:16Eh,
37:17ngayon ko dito,
37:18para makipag-badding sa'yo,
37:19makipag-friends ganon.
37:20Ah!
37:21Ganon ba?
37:22Salamat!
37:23Eh,
37:24actually,
37:25hindi lang ako yung gusto makipag-friends sa'yo.
37:27Mayroon din akong mga kasamang iba pa.
37:29Tara guys!
37:30Akyat na sila!
37:31Ah!
37:32Ah!
37:33Aray!
37:34Aray!
37:35Ang bigat ah!
37:36Aray!
37:37Aray!
37:38Aray!
37:39May dinadala din kaming tables and chairs.
37:41Ito,
37:42inaakyat na namin.
37:43Ito niya niya dyan!
37:45Party party!
37:46Party eh!
37:47Salam na po ako!
37:48Woo!
37:53Pagkatapos na tayo!
37:54Pagkatapos na tayo!
37:55Welcome to...
37:56BASA BASAPI!
37:57Dalawa lagi yung welcome natin ano.
37:59Welcome sa umpisa,
38:00welcome sa ending ano.
38:01Anyway,
38:02BASA BASAPI!
38:03Kailangan natin ang dalawang grupo
38:04at kailangan natin ang dalawang punto
38:05sa paglalaban ng Samson
38:07versus Leon versus Delilah.
38:08Kasama natin ngayon si LJ!
38:10Yay!
38:13Anda ka naman mapasta!
38:14Hindi!
38:15Okay!
38:16Dalawang grupo tayo!
38:17Girls versus Boys!
38:18Pwesto!
38:19Pwesto!
38:20Pwesto!
38:23Five seconds!
38:24Para mag-isam na panlaban ninyo!
38:25Five!
38:26Four!
38:27Three!
38:28Two!
38:29Two!
38:30Get ready!
38:31And!
38:32And!
38:33Go!
38:34Get ready!
38:35Get ready!
38:37Get ready!
38:38And!
38:39Go!
38:40Go!
38:41Go!
38:42Go!
38:43Go!
38:44Kinala ng mga kabahe niya,
38:45mga lalaki!
38:46One point para sa mga girls!
38:48Bawi tayo mga boys!
38:49Bawi tayo mga boys!
38:50Bawi tayo mga boys!
38:52Five seconds left!
38:53Five!
38:54Okay!
38:55Four!
38:56Three!
38:57Two!
38:58Get ready!
38:59And!
39:00Go!
39:01Go!
39:02Go!
39:03Go!
39:04Go!
39:05Go!
39:06Go!
39:07Go!
39:09Go!
39:13It's a tie!
39:14One point for mga boys,
39:15one point is mga girls!
39:17Okay!
39:18Ito na ang tie breaker!
39:19Malahalaman na natin kung sino
39:21ilalaglag natin sa ating tampon sa mula
39:23at kung sino magbabatong.
39:24Five seconds!
39:25Five!
39:26Four!
39:27Three!
39:28Two!
39:29Get ready and...
39:31What's up? What's up?
39:33Hey!
39:35Hey!
39:37Hey!
39:39Hey!
39:41Boys!
39:43Hey!
39:45Hey!
39:47Hey!
39:49Hey!
39:51Hey!
39:53Hey!
39:55Hey!
39:57Hey!
39:59Hey!
40:01Huwag titignan!
40:03Ito! Magbabato!
40:05Ito!
40:07Huwag titignan!
40:09Huwag titignan!
40:11Huwag titignan!
40:13Denise!
40:15Denise!
40:17Ito na! Uubo sa ating sapul!
40:19Maraming guling!
40:21Oh!
40:23Huwag titignan!
40:25Huwag titignan!
40:27Okay!
40:28Lifesaver question!
40:29Uh...
40:30Multiple choice!
40:31Okay!
40:32A, B, or C lang?
40:33No coaching!
40:35Okay!
40:36Ang tanong tungkol sa...
40:37Standby!
40:38Alam mo yan, di ba?
40:40Alam mo yan!
40:41Ang tanong sinong original singers...
40:43...nang standby?
40:44Naku po!
40:45Naku po!
40:46Is it A?
40:47Apo po!
40:48Toño, Wendel, and Ogie?
40:50Is it B?
40:51Bitoy, Toño, and Ogie?
40:54Or is it C?
40:55Bitoy, Wendel, and Ogie?
40:57B?
40:58A, B, or C?
40:59A, B, or C?
41:00Bitoy, Toño, and Ogie?
41:025...
41:034...
41:043...
41:052...
41:06Yes!
41:08B! Bitoy, Toño, and Ogie!
41:10Ogie!
41:11Ang sagot niya ay...
41:13Mali!
41:16Dahil ang original singers ng standby ay si Toño, si Wendel, at si Ogie.
41:20Hindi ako saan.
41:21Awww!
41:22Yes!
41:23Yes!
41:30So, Toño, meron ka tatlong prize.
41:32Tatlong prize.
41:33At last time!
41:34At last time!
41:35At last time!
41:36At last time!
41:37Archie, stop back!
41:40Let's go!
41:41Let's go!
41:42Let's go!
41:43Let's go!
41:44Let's go!
41:45Let's go!
41:46Let's go!
41:47Wala!
41:48Wala!
41:49Wala!
41:50Okay, palapanaan si Toño, A.P. Cherise!
41:51Woo!
41:52Yan po ang basama sa atin!
41:54Pagkita kita tayo next week dito sa...
41:56B?
41:57B?
41:58Yeah!
41:59Ano pa?
42:02Hindi ako.
42:03Balikot na talaga?
42:04Awww!
42:05Awww!
42:06Awww!
42:07Awww!
42:08Awww!
42:09B?
42:10Awww.
42:11Owie!
42:12Kuyo, way!
42:13Talungan niyo po ako!
42:14Pagkabakalalapis!
42:15Awww!
42:16Awww!
42:17Awww!
42:18Awww!
42:19Awww!
42:20Awww!
42:21Awww!
42:22Awww!
42:23Awww!
42:24Awww!
42:25Awww!
42:26Awww!
42:27Awww!
42:28Awww!
42:29Awww!
42:30It's like a long time ago.
42:39I'm going to have my hair!
42:42This is my hair?
42:44Okay.
42:47Really?
42:49I don't know if you want to go to the house.
42:51I don't know if you want to go to the house.
42:53I don't know if you want to go to the house.
42:57I don't know if you want to go to the house.
43:00I don't know if you want to go to the house.
43:02I don't know if you want to go to the house.
43:13Cut, cut, cut.
43:15You're a little more, please.
43:18You're good to go to the house.
43:20What's that?
43:25You're going to go to the house.
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