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00:00.
00:05You
00:30You think you got away with it?
00:35I know what you did.
00:40I know.
00:45I know.
00:49I know.
00:50I know.
00:51I only turned my back on it for two minutes.
00:53Sorry, we were trying not to wake you.
00:55You crashed that.
00:56Hey?
00:57Sorry, Brekkie was meant to be a treat.
01:00I know.
01:01I know.
01:02I know.
01:03I know.
01:04I know.
01:05I know.
01:06I know.
01:07I know.
01:08I know.
01:09I know.
01:10I know.
01:11I know.
01:12I know.
01:13I know.
01:14Good job I got my left hand woman, eh?
01:17Oh, I almost forgot.
01:19Um, or for you.
01:22They were my last presents.
01:24I gave them to him on Christmas Day.
01:27They're too good.
01:29I can't.
01:30I can't.
01:31Well, I can't.
01:32No, no.
01:33You...
01:34You should run.
01:39Oh, let me move pole.
01:44You know, if you're still struggling with your eulogy, me and Theo can take Paul's ashes
01:49down to Shuttlewitz.
01:50Right, he said his goodbyes to Billy, yes?
01:52No, no, no, no.
01:53No, honestly.
01:54It's, erm, no problem.
01:55Anything I can do to help.
01:59I'm out.
02:00I'm out.
02:01I'm out.
02:02I'm out.
02:03I'm out.
02:04It's a change of you being waited on in this place, doesn't it?
02:08Yeah, good catch.
02:09Taste for it.
02:10Don't.
02:11You said excuse me?
02:12Oh, she's kidding.
02:14Yeah, but today...
02:15No, she gets it.
02:16I just want to feel normal.
02:17No, come on, honey.
02:18I know you're...
02:19You want everybody else to feel normal.
02:21Another funeral?
02:22Come on.
02:23Yes.
02:24I have been to too many, but that's the price you pay for a long life and it's...
02:29In some ways, it's a privilege, but I'm more concerned about...
02:34No.
02:35Look, she's just a kid and Billy was a rock.
02:38We need to rally round.
02:39Please.
02:40You're right.
02:43Hey.
02:44You're set?
02:45Yeah, as much as I can be.
02:47Well, I'm sure it'll be a full house.
02:49If there's any justice.
02:52Er...
02:53Shouldn't you be at all?
02:54All that, mate?
02:55Shouldn't you be minding your own business, mate?
03:00See, honey, it's just like everybody wants a piece of you, okay?
03:02Okay?
03:03It's not just about your time, okay?
03:04Is it?
03:04It says cortisol levels.
03:05Right, lads.
03:06Why don't you take a pew?
03:08I'll get you a brew.
03:09Oh, after you, old timer.
03:10By all means.
03:11No, I've just been reminded by the...
03:14My boss there, I've got a job to go to.
03:17So I want my best staff enough.
03:19In time.
03:20Snoopy.
03:24Oh.
03:25Oh.
03:26Well, most people...
03:29get wrong about Billy.
03:31Oh.
03:34Oh.
03:35Oh.
03:36Oh.
03:37Oh.
03:38Oh.
03:39Two minutes.
03:40Yeah, but we're still going to drop Paul's ashes off you.
03:44Billy didn't become a priest.
03:47Billy didn't become a priest.
03:49Because he thought he was better.
03:51He did it because he knew.
03:54He was the same.
03:57Flawed.
03:59Like the rest of us.
04:00Oh.
04:01Oh.
04:02Oh.
04:03Oh.
04:04It's all just so...
04:05Meh.
04:06I wanted it to sing.
04:09Oh.
04:10Listen.
04:11Why don't you let George read it out, eh?
04:13I will...
04:14I'll be alright when I get up there.
04:15Adrenaline will kick in.
04:17It'd be too much for the...
04:19for anyone.
04:20I owe in.
04:24I owe him so much.
04:25I owe him so much.
04:29Okay.
04:30I owe him so much.
04:31I owe him.
04:33Oh.
04:34John, he's doing too much.
04:39He's doing the funeral, he's doing the eulogy, he's looking after summer.
04:42I said to him, you need to take a back seat.
04:45Yeah, yeah, I've said the same.
04:48George?
04:50Has that customer been in touch?
04:52You know, the one, erm...
04:54The one who came in when you were at the valetors?
04:56No.
04:58So we never found out who that was?
04:59No, no, but if they need us, they'll come back.
05:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:10I promised myself I wasn't going to do this.
05:12You proper loved him.
05:14I just can't believe I'm never going to hear that beautiful tenor singing voice again.
05:19Steve had him lined up, you know.
05:21He was going to give Susie some lessons.
05:24I don't like Glenda, are you saying that?
05:27Saying what?
05:29Oh, you've got these cars lovely and shiny, George.
05:34Get some elbow grease, eh?
05:36Susie, why aren't I?
05:37I can't like this.
05:38I'll give you four good reasons.
05:39Erm, so, friends, if you'd like to start making your way, we'll...
05:44I'll see you at St Mary's.
05:45I'm going to walk.
05:50Kit's mortified.
05:51The short-staffed loop.
05:52Snowed under.
05:53David's shot.
05:54I can't make it either.
05:55We're going to meet you.
05:58Must be Al.
05:59What you're going through.
06:00We're looking for you in The Undertaker's.
06:05What?
06:07Never interrupt a man at prayer.
06:09No one has got so much to offload.
06:12Deal?
06:14Waiting for you.
06:15Toodle pip.
06:19So much for family.
06:23So much for family.
06:25I'd rather ride with you guys.
07:00Please be seated.
07:04I'm testing all that at Glastow now.
07:05What?
07:06Thoughts on bread tested.
07:07I'm reliably informed.
07:09that that will be considered an old school banger on the festival.
07:14See, I told you.
07:16I'm sure that would make Billy laugh.
07:19I've spoken about Billy.
07:24Billy, the Reverend, but to talk about...
07:29Billy, the man, I welcome his best.
07:34His friend, Todd Grimshaw.
07:44Thanks.
07:54The first time I saw Billy.
07:59In his dog collar.
08:04I thought...
08:06What a waste.
08:11Oh, yeah.
08:12It is.
08:14It's not the only one.
08:17Did you fancy Billy and all?
08:18Five minutes in his company, though.
08:22And I realized...
08:26It was all waste.
08:31For you.
08:36For you.
08:44I can't.
08:49I can't.
08:49I can't.
08:49I can't.
08:50Don't help him.
08:51Come on.
08:52Come on.
08:54All right.
08:59All right, it's all right, it's all good.
09:04All right.
09:09All right.
09:14All right.
09:19Billy's secret.
09:25Was that he lived.
09:27Failed.
09:29Unloved.
09:34Do you know what?
09:37Cards on the table.
09:38The first time I saw Tom...
09:39Todd and Billy together, I was so jealous.
09:45I saw him laugh.
09:48And...
09:49Bicker and call each other out.
09:53And I saw them be...
09:55Amazing Fathers.
09:58It's a summer.
09:59I saw him grieve.
10:03I...
10:05Off the mundo.
10:06Like...
10:09If there was enough room for me.
10:12You know?
10:14This was Billy Mayhew.
10:19He made room.
10:22He always made room.
10:24Yeah.
10:30I...
10:31I...
10:32I...
10:33I haven't really known Billy Long.
10:34And I feel cheated.
10:38If you'd have stopped...
10:39To that way.
10:40In just an hour longer.
10:41He'd still be with us.
10:43I...
10:44Billy.
10:45Billy.
10:46Billy.
10:50Billy.
10:51Billy.
10:52Billy.
10:53Billy.
10:54I am.
10:54I hope you're with your beloved Paul.
10:59Watching The Greatest Showman, singing it out at the tops of your head.
11:04The Greatest Showman, singing it out at the top of your head.
11:09I'm in pain and I hope you're at peace.
11:19Cheers, mate.
11:32Good afternoon, mate.
11:35I'm going to have to ask you to take that off.
11:37Sorry.
11:37Hotel policy.
11:39I'm going to have to ask you to open the safe.
11:41Well, it's...
11:42I'm going to have to ask you to wind up.
11:43Yeah.
11:44That's legit.
11:46You heard me.
11:47I...
11:47I don't know the combination.
11:49You said open the safe.
11:51No.
11:57...
11:57...
11:57...
12:02Where is the wreck?
12:07Ah!
12:09Okay!
12:11Ah!
12:12I'm a manager!
12:14I'm a manager!
12:15I'm a manager!
12:16I'm a manager!
12:17Okay!
12:18Alright!
12:19Alright!
12:20Alright!
12:21Alright!
12:22Okay!
12:23Okay!
12:26Ah!
12:27I'm a manager!
12:28I'm a manager!
12:29I'm a manager!
12:31Go on!
12:32Call me!
12:33Call me!
12:34Call me!
12:35Let me go!
12:36Alright!
12:37Hey!
12:38You okay?
12:39Yeah!
12:40I'm okay!
12:41I'm gonna call for help!
12:42Okay!
12:42Oh, God, you please nothing.
12:47When Jesus washed, when Jesus washed.
12:52Jesus washed, when Jesus washed.
12:57When Jesus washed, when Jesus washed.
13:02Oh, happy day, happy day.
13:07Happy day, happy day.
13:11When Jesus washed.
13:12Jesus washed.
13:17Oh, happy day, happy day.
13:22Oh, happy day.
13:27Happy day.
13:29Happy day.
13:31Happy day.
13:32Happy day.
13:32Cheers.
13:34Thanks.
13:35Erm, yeah, I was just playing for time.
13:37Really, to be honest, mate.
13:39Erm, and then the pizza guy brings out this claw hat.
13:42And I thought...
13:44Well, they could kill me here, so I was hoping...
13:47Yeah.
13:49I came straight down.
13:51Ooh, that looks nasty.
13:52It's a good job Carl got here when he did.
13:54Look, I've been here before.
13:57Poor mate.
13:58Yeah.
13:59Well, anyway, there's two of them.
14:02Two against one with a hammer.
14:05I'd give them a combination.
14:07Okay.
14:08Alright.
14:09Then the, er...
14:12They were kicking off.
14:15Erm, it wasn't enough.
14:17Then they dragged me out and opened the till and that, that's when, that's when Carl was
14:22talking.
14:23They took the flow for the night bar.
14:25200 quid.
14:27And three granda, Debbie, we've drew from the bank.
14:30She wanted to pay for a bit of money.
14:32Billy's funeral.
14:33Billy's mates wouldn't take it, so Muggins here, told her to put her in the safe.
14:37If you can believe that.
14:42Yeah.
14:43It's alright, it's alright.
14:44It'll be alright for a drink, guys.
14:45I'm alright.
14:46Okay.
14:47Thank you very much.
14:48Thank you very much.
14:51Thank you very much.
14:52Thank you very much.
14:53I'm still in there.
14:54I'm still in there.
14:55I'm still in there.
14:57Well, it's thirsty work all that morning, isn't it?
15:00Talking to an expert.
15:02Eva, is it just that first one that's free?
15:05There's no stinting on my watch, babe.
15:07I thought you'd be relieved it's all over.
15:10We just buried my best mate.
15:12I was there.
15:14There?
15:15You were the star of the show.
15:17Are you jealous?
15:20Jealous.
15:22I can't do this either.
15:24All right, let's go home.
15:25If you need.
15:27Right, that is it.
15:31I am burning all of the black clothes.
15:32In my wardrobe.
15:34Burning.
15:35Well, donate then.
15:36Watch out, Gregory.
15:37You Pope, you won't know what's hit you.
15:40I sweated blood over that eulogy.
15:42And you didn't even read it.
15:45Couple of sentences and then here's the...
15:47Everybody loved it.
15:49I thought you would have known.
15:50He was my best friend.
15:52And...
15:52Say it.
15:55Say it, Todd.
15:56They're not my biggest fun.
15:57bilf is mine.
16:03You two of them.
16:06You four of them.
16:11You've got this fun.
16:18So it's been a long interview.
16:22I have been with you and me,
16:32You did him proud.
16:34We did him proud.
16:37He saw the amazing turnout.
16:41I don't want to fall...
16:42I need to fall out today, alright?
16:44I need today to be a success.
16:47So let's have a good drink, alright? None of that Prosecco rubbish.
16:52He's got some decent reds.
16:57Look, listen.
17:00I'm gonna stay out here and check my messages.
17:02Why don't you go inside and see if she's got a nice birthday?
17:04Alright.
17:12Flying horse.
17:13Four o'clock we said in the Rock up here.
17:15Street where Ryan lives.
17:16It's not like he's gonna recognise us.
17:17Is it?
17:18We went out on a limb.
17:19And for what?
17:20A poxy few quid.
17:21I cleared to safety.
17:22This morning you don't really think I trust you jokers with serious cash.
17:25And you wonder why we came to you...
17:28Alright, calm down.
17:30I've got your cash.
17:32.
17:33Yeah.
17:34WOLF!
17:35WOLF!
17:36WOLF!
17:37WOLF!
17:38WOLF!
17:39What.
17:40That's pretty much all right?
17:41I need to read it.
17:42Right, so say it's a bit wrong.
17:43That's a bit wrong.
17:44But then we'll have them have a happy birthday.
17:45I hope to be a new birthday.
17:46Thank you so much.
17:47It's a bit wrong too.
17:48It's a bit wrong too.
17:49You guys are going to be the chicken.
17:50Bye, bye.
17:52I'm sorry.
17:53I have all the chicken.
17:55Bye, bye.
17:56I'm sorry.
17:58I'm so sorry.
17:59If you've been there,
18:01that could have been the quads that the kids eyes were on stock
18:05Billy's eyes were
18:06on stock
18:06how did he explain that?
18:09heavy petting
18:11terrible Jill
18:12no so he said he was a vet and Rudolph was poor
18:16he said great
18:16he could think on his feet alright
18:18he was the greatest showman
18:21true Dapper Dan
18:22that's a little cunt
18:26and sucks
18:26she wants to be running on empty
18:28well you too honey listen
18:31you haven't stopped to draw a breath
18:32what do you say?
18:35well you're a long time
18:36I'm dead
18:36I'm serious
18:37that's the way to let the miles slip for a minute
18:41crying out loud
18:42well you give it a rest
18:43I can't breathe
18:46I can't breathe
18:47I can't breathe
18:48I can't breathe
18:49well
18:50well
18:51whether you shared his faith or not
18:52he did more good than I'm
18:54yeah
18:55wait
18:56he was the goat of all godbotherers
19:01the billy goat
19:02to the goat
19:04wherever he
19:06he might be
19:06to billy
19:07to billy
19:08to billy
19:09to billy
19:09to billy
19:11to billy
19:12to billy
19:13to billy
19:14to billy
19:15to billy
19:16just waited five minutes to meself
19:19just waited five minutes to meself
19:19just waited five minutes to meself
19:21it's been a long day
19:22I quite fancied standing at the bar
19:26getting quietly swifty
19:27regretting the rows I had with him
19:31remembering the good times
19:33maybe even cracking me face with a smile
19:36oh no
19:38not allowed
19:40okay honey
19:40we can do
19:41that here
19:41I think you want me to break down
19:43no you won't be happy
19:46till I'm howling
19:46and tearing me hair out
19:48what?
19:51because you didn't write the rule book dev
19:52on grief
19:53on life
19:54on anything
19:56so why don't you let your mask drop hey
19:59you know
20:00because everyone's seen
20:01what a wonderful
20:02caring husband you are
20:04am I a rock?
20:06gold star darling
20:07give yourself a big pat on the back
20:09you think I'm doing all this for sure?
20:11I think
20:11that you've just got to insert yourself
20:12at every opportunity
20:13I had a lot of time for Billy
20:15oh there's a name for that
20:16you know
20:16grief jockey
20:17look how much I loved him
20:19see how sad I am
20:21now I wish he'd stayed at the pub
20:25you're going to regret this
20:26in the morning
20:26am I?
20:28don't think so
20:29oh no
20:31nah I don't think so buddy
20:34I don't
20:36follow me up
20:36follow me up
20:41I don't know
20:42I don't know
20:43I don't know
20:44I don't know
20:45you know
20:46selling apes of weed to kids
20:49I thought you was a serious
20:51businessman
20:51yeah life
20:53I've got one
20:54good one
20:56you better keep your nose
20:57out of my business
20:58you bully my sister again
20:59I root your throat out
21:01and tell your mates
21:03about your guilty conscience
21:06oh look at her
21:08trying not to bite
21:09trying to work it
21:11all out
21:11I heard you're snivelling
21:13but
21:13don't you know
21:15corpses can't
21:16forgive
21:16question is so
21:19well Todd
21:21why don't you tell him
21:22well mate
21:23yeah
21:23why don't you tell him
21:26and you might end up
21:26in a box
21:27like Billy
21:28she's
21:31fierce
21:31I'm not gonna warn you again
21:36all right
21:36watch your back
21:41I don't want to
21:42I don't know
21:44you
21:46Woo!
21:47Woo!
21:47Woo!
21:48Woo!
21:49Woo!
21:49Woo!
21:51Bye.
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