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00:00.
00:30You think you got away with it?
00:35I know what you did.
00:40I know.
00:45I know.
00:49I know.
00:50I know.
00:51I only turned my back on it for two minutes.
00:53Sorry, we were trying not to wake you.
00:55You crashed that.
00:56Hey?
00:57Sorry, Brekkie was meant to be a treat.
01:00I know.
01:01I know.
01:02I know.
01:03I know.
01:04I know.
01:05I know.
01:06I know.
01:07I know.
01:08I know.
01:09I know.
01:10I know.
01:11Right-hand woman.
01:13Right-hand woman, good job I got my left-hand woman, eh?
01:18Oh, I almost forgot, erm, for you
01:23They were my last present, I gave them to him on Christmas Day
01:27I did
01:28They're too good, I... I can't
01:31Well, I can't
01:33I don't think you should work
01:38Oh, haha, let me move pole
01:43You know, if you're still struggling with your eulogy, me and Theo
01:48can take Paul's ashes down to shuttle us
01:50Right, he said his goodbyes to Billy, yes?
01:52No, no, no, no
01:53No, honestly, it's erm, no problem
01:56Anything I can do to help
01:59I can't do coming
02:01No!
02:03Makes a change of you being waited on in this place, doesn't it?
02:08Yeah, could get a taste from it.
02:09Hmm, don't.
02:11You said excuse me?
02:12Oh, she's...
02:13Are you kidding?
02:14Even today.
02:15No, she gets it.
02:16I just want to feel normal.
02:18No, come on, honey.
02:18I know you're okay.
02:19You want everybody else to feel normal.
02:21Another funeral?
02:22Come on.
02:23Yes, I have been to too many, but that's the price you pay for...
02:28a long life, and in some ways, it's a privilege.
02:33But I'm more concerned about Summer.
02:34No, look...
02:35Look, she's just a kid, and Billy was a rock.
02:38I need to rally round.
02:40You're right.
02:43Hey, you all set?
02:46Yeah, as much as I can be.
02:47Right, I'm sure...
02:48I'm sure he'll be a full house if there's any justice.
02:52Er...
02:53Shouldn't you be at work, mate?
02:55Shouldn't you be minding your own business?
02:58Mate?
02:59See, honey, it's just like everybody wants a piece of you, okay?
03:02Okay, it's not just about...
03:03It's just about your time, okay?
03:03It has cortisol levels.
03:05Right, lads.
03:06Why don't you take a pew?
03:08I'll get you a brew.
03:09Oh, after you, old-timer.
03:10By all means.
03:13No, I've just been reminded by my boss that I've got a job to go to.
03:17So I'll...
03:18Put my best staff in on time.
03:19Shouldn't you be?
03:21Ha, ha, ha.
03:23Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
03:28What most people get wrong about Billy...
03:33Oh, my God.
03:38hard. Two minutes. Yeah, but we're still going to drop Paul's ashes off.
03:43Yeah. Billy didn't become a priest.
03:48Because he thought he was better. He did it because
03:53he knew he was the same.
03:57Flawed.
03:58Like the rest of us.
04:03It's all just so meh. I want to
04:08you to sing. Listen, why don't you let George read it out, eh?
04:13I will be alright when I get up there. Adrenaline will kick in.
04:18It'd be too much for anyone.
04:20I owe in.
04:23I owe him so much.
04:28I owe him so much for you.
04:33I owe him so much.
04:38He's doing too much.
04:40He's doing the funeral. He's doing the eulogies.
04:42He's looking after Summer.
04:42I said to him, you need to take a back seat.
04:45Oh, yeah, yeah. I've said the same.
04:47George, has that customer been in touch?
04:51You know, they want...
04:52The one who came in when you were at the valetors?
04:55No.
04:57So we never found out who that was?
04:59No.
05:00No, but if they need us, they'll come back.
05:02I'll be right back.
05:05I'll be right back.
05:06I'll be right back.
05:09So I was going to take a back seat and pull back.
05:11I told him, you know, you didn't care about the valetors.
05:16I told him, you know, that I have been living in touch with the valetors.
05:21I know he's watching the valetors.
05:22I told him, you know, I'm doing the valetors.
05:24Don't let Glenda, are you saying that?
05:26Saying what?
05:28Oh...
05:29You've got these cars lovely and shiny, George.
05:32That must take some elbow grip.
05:34Do you know what you say?
05:35Trust me, why ain't I car like this?
05:37I'll give you four good reasons.
05:39So, friends, if you'd like to start making your way, we'll see you at...
05:44St Mary.
05:45I'm gonna walk.
05:49Kit's mortified.
05:50The short staff and it's snowed under.
05:52David is showing a car.
05:57Must be Al.
05:59You're going for him.
06:00Went looking for you in The Undertaker's.
06:05What?
06:06Never interrupt a man at prayer.
06:09No one has got so much to offload.
06:11Deal?
06:12Wait a minute.
06:14I'll take it for you.
06:15Toodlepip.
06:19So much for family.
06:22So much for family.
06:24I'd rather ride with you guys.
06:26I'd rather ride with you guys.
06:29I'd rather ride with you guys.
07:03Yes.
07:04I'm at Glaston now.
07:05What?
07:06Thoughts on the red tested.
07:07I'm reliably informed that...
07:09that that will be considered an old school banger on the festival circuit.
07:14See, I told you.
07:16I'm sure that would make Billy laugh.
07:19I've spoken about Billy...
07:24the Reverend.
07:27But to talk about Billy...
07:29Billy the man.
07:31I welcome his best friend.
07:34Todd Grimshaw.
07:39Thanks.
07:49Thanks.
07:54The first time I saw Billy...
07:58in his...
07:59in his dog collar.
08:04I thought...
08:06Sigh.
08:10What a waste.
08:12Oh, yeah.
08:13It is.
08:14What?
08:14Just...
08:15Just...
08:15He's not the only one.
08:17Did you fancy a billionaire?
08:19Five minutes in his company, though.
08:24And I realised...
08:25It was...
08:29All...
08:30Win.
08:34For you.
08:36For you.
08:39All...
08:40And now...
08:42There you go.
08:44I can't.
08:49Don't help him.
08:51Go on.
08:54I can't.
08:59It's alright.
09:01It's alright.
09:03It's okay.
09:04I can't.
09:09I can't.
09:10I can't.
09:11I can't.
09:12I can't.
09:13I can't.
09:14I can't.
09:16I can't.
09:18I can't.
09:19I can't.
09:23Billy's secret.
09:25Was that he lived.
09:27Failed.
09:29Unloved.
09:34Do you know what?
09:37Cards on the table.
09:38The first time I saw.
09:39Todd and Billy together.
09:40I was so jealous.
09:45I saw him laugh.
09:47And.
09:49Bicker.
09:50And.
09:51Call each other out.
09:53And I saw them.
09:54And they were going to be.
09:55Amazing fathers.
09:58To so.
09:59I saw them.
10:02I saw them grieve.
10:03I.
10:04I saw them.
10:05Off the mundo.
10:06Like.
10:09If there was enough room for me.
10:11You know.
10:12If there was enough room for me.
10:13You know.
10:15This was Billy Mayhew.
10:16This was Billy Mayhew.
10:19He made room.
10:22He always made room.
10:24Yeah.
10:25Yeah.
10:30I.
10:31I.
10:32I.
10:33I.
10:34I.
10:35I haven't really known Billy Long.
10:34I.
10:35I.
10:36I.
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11:24I.
11:25I.
11:26I.
11:27I.
11:28I.
11:34Good afternoon, mate. I'm going to have to ask you to take that off. Sorry, it's hotel policy.
11:39I have to ask you to open the safe.
11:41Well, it's lined up.
11:43Yeah.
11:44No, that's legit.
11:46You heard me?
11:48I don't know the company.
11:49You said open the safe now.
11:54I don't know the company.
11:55I don't know the company.
11:56I don't know the company.
11:57I don't know the company.
11:58I don't know the company.
11:59I don't know the company.
12:00I don't know the company.
12:01I don't know the company.
12:02I don't know the company.
12:03I don't know the company.
12:04I don't know the company.
12:05I don't know the company.
12:06I don't know the company.
12:07I don't know the company.
12:08I don't know the company.
12:09I don't know the company.
12:10I'm a manager, I'm a manager, I'm a manager!
12:15I'm a manager, I'm a manager, I'm a manager, I'm a manager!
12:20I'm a manager, I'm a manager!
12:25I'm a manager, I'm a manager, I'm a manager!
12:31Go on, try me!
12:34Call me!
12:35Let me go!
12:37Hey, are you okay?
12:38Yeah, I'm over here.
12:39Okay, I'm gonna call for you.
12:40No problem.
12:41Okay.
12:45Oh, yeah, please not do it.
12:50I'm a manager, I'm a manager, I'm a manager!
12:55I'm a manager, I'm a manager, I'm a manager, I'm a manager!
13:00I'm a manager, I'm a manager, I'm a manager!
13:05Happy day!
13:06Happy day!
13:07Oh, happy day!
13:08Oh, happy day!
13:09Oh, happy day!
13:10When Jesus was.
13:15When Jesus was.
13:20When Jesus was.
13:23When Jesus was.
13:25When Jesus was.
13:27When Jesus was.
13:30When Jesus was.
13:32When Jesus was.
13:33When Jesus was.
13:34When Jesus was.
13:35Thanks.
13:36Erm.
13:37Yeah.
13:38I was just.
13:39I was playing for time really.
13:40To be honest mate.
13:41Erm.
13:42And then.
13:40The pizza guy.
13:41Brings out this.
13:42Claw hammer.
13:43I thought.
13:45Well.
13:46It killed my ears.
13:47So.
13:48I opened it.
13:49Yeah.
13:50I came straight down.
13:51Oh.
13:52That looks nasty.
13:53It's a good job Carl got here when he did.
13:55Look.
13:56I've been here before mate.
13:58Mm.
13:59I've been here before mate.
14:00I've been here before mate.
14:00Anyway, there's two of them, two against one with a...
14:05with a hammer, I'd give them a combination.
14:08OK.
14:09All right.
14:10Then they, uh, they were kicking off.
14:15Um...
14:16It wasn't enough.
14:18And they dragged me out and...
14:20and opened the till, and that's when...
14:22that's when Carl walked in.
14:23They took the flow for the night.
14:25The night bar, 200 quid.
14:27And three granda, Debbie, withdrew from the...
14:30in the bank.
14:31She wanted to pay for Billy's funeral.
14:33Billy's mates wouldn't take it, so...
14:35Muggins here told her to put her in the safe.
14:37If you can believe that.
14:41It's all right.
14:42Yeah.
14:43It's all right.
14:45It'll be all right for a drink, guys.
14:46Come on.
14:47OK.
14:48What are you saying?
14:49That is...
14:50Thank you very much.
14:51Thank you very much.
14:52All right.
14:53Thank you very much.
14:55I'm steady darling.
14:56Well, it's thirsty work all that morning, isn't it?
15:00I'm talking to an expert.
15:02Eva?
15:03Is it just that first one that's...
15:05I agree.
15:06There's no stinting on my watch, babe.
15:07I thought you'd be relieved it's all over.
15:10We just buried my best mate.
15:12Almost there.
15:13There.
15:15You were the star of the show.
15:18Are you jealous?
15:19Jealous?
15:20I can't do this here.
15:21All right.
15:22Let's go on.
15:25If you need.
15:26All right.
15:29Let's go.
15:30That is it.
15:31I am burning all of the black clothes in my wardrobe.
15:33Burning.
15:35Donate, then.
15:36Watch out, Gregory Pope.
15:38You won't know what's hit you.
15:40I sweated blood over that eulogy and you didn't even read it.
15:45A couple of sentences and then here's Theo.
15:47Everybody loved it.
15:48I thought you would've known.
15:49He was...
15:50He was my best friend.
15:52And...
15:53Say it.
15:54Say it.
15:55Todd.
15:56And not my biggest fun.
16:00Here you go.
16:04Look, I couldn't read you off.
16:05It's my fault.
16:10I thought he's dead.
16:13Who isn't?
16:15Everybody knows.
16:18I've just been a...
16:20A bit braver.
16:22Billy would still be with us.
16:31You did him proud.
16:34We did him proud.
16:35You saw the amazing turnout.
16:41I don't want to fall out today.
16:43Alright?
16:44I need today.
16:45To be a success.
16:48So let's have a good drink.
16:49Alright?
16:50It's a secco rubbish.
16:51Evie's got some decent red.
16:56Listen, look.
16:57Listen, look.
16:59I missed out.
17:00I'll go out here and check my messages.
17:01Why don't you go inside and see if she's got a nice morning?
17:04Alright.
17:05It's fun and fun.
17:10Flying horse. Four o'clock we said in the rock up here. Street with Ryan.
17:15It's not like he's going to recognise us is it?
17:17We went out on a limb and for what? A poxy few quid.
17:20I cleared the safe this morning. You don't really think I trust you jokers with serious cash?
17:25And you wonder why we came to you?
17:27I calmed down.
17:30Oh my gosh.
17:35So there we are, me and Adam. Getting down and dirty.
17:39Adam!
17:40Can I be listening to this?
17:41No, cover your ears.
17:42It's ancient history. Anyway, East Dresden.
17:45I'm an elf. I'm dressed as a reindeer. Full on tonsil tennis behind the curtain in any trouble.
17:50Pops!
17:51I must have blacked all of this out.
17:53Yes, Billy.
17:54Oh, with a possick.
17:55Can I add?
17:56Jesus' little sunbeams.
17:57He must have been scarred for life.
17:58They were only about six or seven.
18:00Aww.
18:01That could have been the quads, that.
18:03The kids' eyes were on star.
18:05His eyes were on star.
18:06How did he explain that?
18:08Heavy petting.
18:09Yeah.
18:10Aw.
18:11Terrible, Jill.
18:12No.
18:13So he said he was a vet and Rudolph...
18:15His wife was poorly sexy.
18:16He could think on his feet, alright.
18:18Yeah.
18:19He was the greatest...
18:20He was a showman.
18:21True Dapper Dan.
18:22Bless the Lord.
18:23Bless the Lord.
18:25That little cotton sucks.
18:26She wants to be running on empty.
18:28Well, you two...
18:30Honey, listen.
18:31You haven't stopped to draw a breath.
18:32What are you saying?
18:33What?
18:34Well, you're...
18:35You're a long time dead.
18:36I'm serious.
18:37That's the way to let the Mars slip for a minute.
18:40Oh.
18:41Crying out loud.
18:42Will you get a rest?
18:43Oh, my God.
18:45I'm sorry.
18:46I'm sorry.
18:47I'm sorry.
18:48I'm sorry.
18:49I'm sorry.
18:50Well...
18:50Whether you shared his faith or not, he did more good than I am.
18:54Yeah.
18:55Way more.
18:56He was the goat of all god-botherers.
19:00The billy goat.
19:01To the goat.
19:02To the goat.
19:03To the goat.
19:05Wherever he might be.
19:06To Billy.
19:07To Billy.
19:08To Billy.
19:09To Billy.
19:10To Billy & Ooh.
19:12Bliss.
19:13Mmm.
19:15Just waited five minutes to meself.
19:20It's been a long day.
19:23I quite fancied standing at the...
19:25...the bar getting quietly swifty.
19:28Regretting the rows I had with him.
19:30Remembering the good times, maybe even cracking my face.
19:35With a smile.
19:37Oh no.
19:39Not allowed.
19:40We can do that here.
19:42I think you want me to break down.
19:45No, you...
19:45You won't be happy till I'm howling and tearing me hair out.
19:49What?
19:50Because you didn't write the rule book, Dev, on grief, on life, on anything.
19:55So why don't you let your mask drop, hey?
20:00You know, because...
20:00Has everyone seen what a wonderful, caring husband you are?
20:04Am I a rock?
20:05Gold star, darling.
20:07Give yourself a big pat on the back.
20:09You think I'm doing all this...
20:10For sure.
20:10I think that you've just got to insert yourself at every opportunity.
20:13I had a lot of time for Billy.
20:15There's a name for that, you know.
20:17Grief Jockey.
20:18Look how much I loved him.
20:19See how sad I am.
20:20Now I wish he'd stayed at the pub.
20:25You're going to regret this in the morning.
20:27Am I?
20:28Don't think so.
20:30Well...
20:30No, I don't think so, buddy.
20:35Don't follow me up.
20:40I don't think so, buddy.
20:45selling apes of weed to kids
20:49I thought you was
20:50a serious businessman
20:51yeah life
20:53I've got one
20:54good
20:55you better keep your nose out of my business
20:58you bully my sister again
20:59I root your throat
21:00and tell your mates
21:03about your guilty conscience
21:05oh look at her
21:08trying not to bite
21:09trying to
21:10work it all out
21:11I heard you snivelling
21:13but
21:13don't you know
21:15corpse
21:15can't forgive
21:16question is so
21:19well Todd
21:20aren't you telling
21:21well mate
21:23yeah
21:23aren't you telling
21:25and you might end up in a box
21:27like Billy
21:30she's fierce
21:31I'm not gonna warn you again
21:35alright
21:36watch your back
21:40I'm not sure
21:41I'm not sure
21:42I'm not sure
21:44but
21:45Ooh.
21:46Ooh.
21:47Ooh.
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