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00:00I'm Sam. I'm your dad and Phil's sister. And if you ever call me, auntie, I'll blot your other eye.
00:21I did try and introduce myself last night, but you were well out of it, wasn't he, Phil?
00:27What the hell happened? Who did this to you?
00:32Been in a fight, haven't you, Pete?
00:35Oh, Nigel, it's not Grant. No, it's Mark. It's Grant's soul.
00:38I'm okay. I'm okay. Good job, by some blocks.
00:42Did they mug you?
00:45Your lovely face.
00:48What's a few bruises, eh?
00:51So good to see you, Vic.
00:53What are you even doing here?
00:55I've come to give you a shoulders to lean on during this court business.
00:59Have you come all this way?
01:01Yeah. It's not every day he's just supposed to face some kid who attacked her, is it?
01:08Oh, sorry.
01:19Ian, you tell your mum to dump her cab somewhere else?
01:22Yeah, absolutely. I mean, your two pterodactyls are going to easily fall down and crush them.
01:27Oh, don't you bother?
01:28Excuse me.
01:29I think you'll find that a peacock doesn't crush it.
01:33Displays.
01:33Oh.
01:34Mountain dresses, lad.
01:35Mm.
01:37Why are you so obsessed with me?
01:38Is it because you have a small, petty life?
01:41You're just a sad, lonely man.
01:42No, it's more a case of you being a complete narcissist who thinks everyone's obsessed with her when, in reality, no one gives you a second thought.
01:52Oh, and now you're out of the Queen, Vic.
01:55You're in, brother.
01:57Have a nice day.
01:58Ta-da!
01:59Look, I know I lent you the money, but you don't need to keep coming round here and telling me about every detail, all right?
02:07It's your restaurant.
02:10Well, that's all you might want to be involved.
02:11Oh, I don't care what colour you paint the kitchen.
02:14Sorry.
02:15A slew of jumpsuits fit in the glutes or...
02:18Oh, shh.
02:19Why is it all the women in my life, their voices are carrying faster than the speed of life?
02:24You still have not told her.
02:28Oh, and now you get some emotional about her stuff.
02:30Yeah?
02:31Yeah.
02:31She'll get a lot more emotional if she finds out from someone else.
02:36Tell her.
02:42Hi.
02:43Bainie.
02:43Hmm?
02:45You're going to see someone, aren't you?
02:46Have you seen this?
02:50Kathy Beale using the whole square as their personal car power.
02:53I mean, honestly, that family think they own the whole of Walford.
02:57Bainie.
02:59Can I chat to you about something?
03:02Go on.
03:04Not yet.
03:05Not out of the square, but...
03:07Can I meet you in a bit?
03:09After lunch?
03:10Victory?
03:10Yeah.
03:14Great.
03:15Thanks.
03:16I'll go to the shower and head over to the cafe, okay?
03:26Why Kelly's here to support Vicky?
03:29Don't even got any luck with them.
03:32The mate's dropping my stuff off later.
03:34If that's okay with you.
03:36Right.
03:37Truth time.
03:38I'm going nowhere, babe.
03:47I'll spit it out.
03:50I got beat up by guys I work with.
03:52What sort of work?
03:55Good.
03:58I get my hands dirty when things don't go my boss's way.
04:01Money lending or drugs?
04:03Drugs, sir.
04:08Oh, it's all been...
04:09They think I'm a grass, Phil.
04:12Me.
04:14I've got a chance to clear my name, but I need your help.
04:16I don't get involved in that world.
04:22Not anymore.
04:24You got involved ten years ago, didn't you?
04:27When you told me Grant was my real dad.
04:34Is that what you do now, Phil?
04:36We'll call it.
04:36Do you know how earlier I couldn't...
04:42I couldn't quite see Grant in you.
04:46But he's there all right, isn't he?
04:50Oh, listen, Mark.
04:51She's got a lot on his plate right now.
04:54He's taken on caring for Nigel.
04:56That's an old school friend of your dad's.
04:59Corkin's got dementia really badly.
05:01He could still help me, though, couldn't he?
05:03Nah, your timing's off, I'm afraid.
05:05He's taking Nigel to Portugal.
05:07They've got flights booked for tonight.
05:09We'll call that White a few days.
05:10Not as far as Phil's concerned.
05:12Better been gone last night if you hadn't showed up.
05:15Listen, I think it's a really stupid idea, but...
05:18Well, he's a stubborn one.
05:20Grant's the brawn.
05:21I'm the looks.
05:23Phil's the crumpy old sod.
05:24Good morning.
05:41In what world is that lavender?
05:43Don't ask me.
05:45My silences haven't been the same
05:46since that very unfortunate incident I had at the Tessie Clare ship.
05:51What do you think?
05:53Lovely.
05:53If ever I want a knitted rabbit, I'll know who to call on.
05:57Knitted is a crocheted Easter bunny.
06:00No, it's January.
06:02I've got a very elaborate Easter bunny.
06:05Yes.
06:06Oh.
06:06To each their own.
06:08Oh.
06:09I'll help you.
06:10I couldn't help noticing you talking to a very handsome man earlier.
06:17Excuse me.
06:18Outside.
06:19I wasn't spying.
06:20I was just looking out of the window to check the weather.
06:23Hunk alert.
06:24Oh.
06:25That's George.
06:26My ex-husband.
06:27Oh, really.
06:29I haven't touched a nerve, have I?
06:32Sorry.
06:33I'm overstepping.
06:34It was complicated.
06:36Oh.
06:36Have you still got feelings?
06:38No, no, no.
06:39We've both moved on.
06:40Oh.
06:40Well, at least you've still got Johnny and Linda.
06:44Is he seeing anyone?
06:49Not as far as I know.
06:50And there's no chance that you and he can connect again?
06:54No.
06:56Although, he did just invite me out for a drink.
06:59Let's talk about something personal.
07:03No, he couldn't have possibly meant that.
07:04Absolutely not.
07:05No.
07:05Oh, he might have.
07:07Why wouldn't he still be interested?
07:09I mean, look at you.
07:11You know, your own business.
07:12You're a beautiful, vibrant woman.
07:15Never say never.
07:17And asking you for a drink is practically like asking you on a date.
07:21Well, it is in my book.
07:32Pat won't leave me alone for a minute.
07:34Can I see it yours tonight?
07:36Of course.
07:38No.
07:40Do I see the word?
07:40I am.
07:41I can't wait to get out of here.
07:44I'm just ashamed of you.
07:45I know, me too.
07:47But Laura's right.
07:47We need to have money.
07:49But I actually have an idea on how we could get some.
07:52If I put it on today, I can't put it tonight.
07:56Oh.
07:57Well, I don't want to jinx it.
07:58Oh.
07:59Leave that with me.
08:00Right.
08:01If we're going to catch you out, we need to be one step ahead of her.
08:09Yeah.
08:11Not any ideas.
08:13Well, she lied about you coming on to her.
08:15She lied about pushing me down the stairs of the Abbot.
08:18I think it's her lies that are going to cut you out.
08:22Yeah, I tried on that.
08:24Oscar just doubled down.
08:26I'm not losing it.
08:28What, so he's just not going to do anything?
08:31He's going to be nervous.
08:34I mean, I did it. She gave a statement to the police.
08:37I doubt there's much truth in that.
08:39Well, there's one way of finding out.
08:42I'm not the one with a copper at all.
08:48You sure you're all right?
08:58Yeah.
09:00Yeah, I've got my meds.
09:03Fingers crossed they got all the cancer out.
09:10Thank you, Phil.
09:12I don't think I said it to the last night when you brought me home.
09:16I'm still a bit drugged up.
09:18Look, I know I can be a right cow sometimes, but it means the world to me knowing that you care.
09:28Do you think we should tell Grant?
09:30You know, about Mark.
09:32So if Mark wasn't involved, Lane call him, yeah?
09:35Oh, come on, Phil.
09:37The boy's family.
09:39I know he looks like he can handle himself, but he clearly needs help.
09:42Why else would he turn up?
09:43Look, go on, just change your flights again.
09:47For a couple of days.
09:49I can introduce Ricky to his big cousin.
09:53I can do a Sunday roast.
09:55Yeah, Mum would have done that.
09:56She'd get all the family around the table.
09:58Hiya!
09:59Well, Laney!
10:02I thought you said she wasn't back till next week.
10:05Surprise!
10:07What's, uh, you doing back away?
10:09Oh, well, it's really nice to see you too, Phil.
10:12Uh, I did everything I could with the house sale, so I thought I'd come back early.
10:17Where's Nigel?
10:18He's, uh, upstairs.
10:20Where's he been?
10:21Oh, don't worry, I can't find out for myself.
10:23Oh, uh, Phil, I've just left my case by the back door, if you wouldn't mind, and we'll have a little catch up in a bit.
10:28Okay, son.
10:29Go ahead.
10:31Well, there you go.
10:33You can't smuggle Nigel out of the country tonight, so you can help Mark.
10:37I'm changing my plans.
10:39Phil, she's back.
10:40It makes no difference.
10:42We're on our flights a lot.
10:44It just feels like a really nice place.
10:49Hi, misery guts.
10:52Eat this.
10:54And before you turn your nose up, it's not like Mum's cottage pie, I should have tasted something.
11:00Oh, careful, you almost slowed there.
11:04Oh, you stop looking so down!
11:07I told you!
11:08You've got to be okay!
11:09Especially now I've got you here, supporting me.
11:15Look, I'm sorry, I'm not the best for keeping in contact, Vic.
11:18You are busy.
11:21And you're here now.
11:22It means everything.
11:23I'm going to have to stop myself from grabbing Joe or breaking in the pot.
11:30Yeah, well, please do stop yourself.
11:35Well, come on then.
11:37What's the ghost?
11:38Got a girlfriend?
11:39Anyone special?
11:41I bet they're queuing up to get here.
11:43I'm going to have to get a rest.
11:47Uh, during the evening, uh...
11:49Oh, come on.
11:51Oh, come on.
11:55You were supposed to protect her.
11:57Marie, get us a napkin.
11:59Come here.
12:00Come here.
12:01What's he doing there?
12:02Oh, he's looking out for me.
12:04Oh, keep still, you great love.
12:08Oh.
12:13Lookit!
12:14I've got a surprise for you!
12:21Just a nice good idea, yeah?
12:23You've got to own your back in the morning.
12:24Of course not, I'm good.
12:27Hey!
12:28Alright, Muffet.
12:29Right.
12:30I've got 50 quid here.
12:33I don't care how you spend it.
12:34I want you two to have a boys day out, okay?
12:37I don't know.
12:41Hey, man, mister, I think it's time.
12:44I'll be there with you and I'm not leaving you inside.
12:45Trust me, man.
12:48Yeah.
12:48Yeah, I suppose I might as well.
12:52Thanks.
12:53You're tiny steps.
12:55Yeah?
12:56Hey, before we go anywhere, you need to get in that shower.
12:58Oh, come on.
12:59You stink, man.
13:17Yeah.
13:20What does it have to be today?
13:22I don't know.
13:25I don't know what time.
13:29Yeah.
13:30It'll be all.
13:32Okay.
13:37Texting me your picture?
13:39I'm not having anyone.
13:40Has anyone told it my sister?
13:42This is life, isn't it?
13:44When you mess with the wrong people.
13:46They can do what they like to me.
13:48But that causes a life.
13:50Which is why they sent me.
13:51They're mucking about.
13:54You need to find this grass.
13:56You think I'm not trying?
13:59He's come back to not knowing who I am.
14:02I suppose it's pretty expected.
14:06Oh, I'm not bad.
14:07Who's this strapping young man, then?
14:09Oh, this is Mark Rodson.
14:10This is Julie.
14:11Nigel's wife.
14:13Grandson.
14:14Oh.
14:16Oh, well, I mean, he always did forget about it a bit, didn't he, pal?
14:20You been away?
14:21Scotland.
14:22Yeah, sorting out the sale of my house.
14:25Um, got to find a suitable care home for Nigel,
14:28which is upsetting on the emotions.
14:30Well, there we go.
14:31Still, I'm back now.
14:33I need to make the most of every minute with him
14:35until we find that perfect home.
14:37Eh?
14:38I forgot to get milk, sorry.
14:47All I need you to do is contact some people,
14:50so if you could produce a light for me.
14:53I know Vicky's not your family.
14:56So?
14:57But do you really want her blood on your hands?
15:00So you've got yourself into this mess.
15:02You're going to have to get yourself out of here.
15:05Now, Nigel is my priority.
15:08Mum told me a lot about you.
15:12Never mentioned you were a coward.
15:14Well, we'll have to move.
15:15Cut up.
15:17About ten years, so on.
15:18Oh, I see you've inherited a father's temper.
15:36Um, keep it in check, would you?
15:38Around Nigel, he does tend to upset quite easily.
15:40Oh, I'll give this man a brush just down to the sink.
15:49I think I'll say to him.
15:52Oh, it's a juicy.
15:55Okay.
15:55If I tell you something, you've got to promise not to let Phil know I told you.
16:08Because he will kill me.
16:12Listen.
16:12Today.
16:14I was putting your husband on a plane tonight.
16:17He's taken to live in Portugal.
16:19The wall for the flaking is, uh, no ceilings, but no...
16:25I'm serious.
16:29Oscar.
16:30Oscar.
16:30Oh, no, I'm good.
17:00So, how have you been?
17:08Yeah.
17:09Are you asking for conversation or email you want to know?
17:16No, I really want to know.
17:20Life has been better.
17:24Yeah.
17:25I had to choose a coffin the other day, you know.
17:27Two sons, two coffins.
17:35No father said to the U.S.
17:37Why are you looking for me?
17:49Hmm?
17:51To, to see you.
17:53To check in on you.
17:54Hey, I know we don't know each other all that well.
18:00It's more.
18:01So, you know that we are from each other.
18:04I am going to be that kind of grandfather who just dishes all birthday cards.
18:10All right?
18:11I like to look back to you.
18:15I feel like I can be myself.
18:18And Vic, his eyes are just always on me.
18:23They're at me all the time.
18:24It's like she thinks I can help her freeze the heavy or something.
18:26I see.
18:28I see.
18:31Yeah, you know you can almost have a bed at my house.
18:35Um, thanks.
18:37But, honestly, I just want to get away for a while.
18:42Not forever.
18:44Just clear my head maybe at this week's, month or two.
18:48Look, you're the last person I should be saying this to you.
18:59God can't face the funeral.
19:03I presume you might be short of savings.
19:11Well, let me see what I can do about this.
19:14All right?
19:18Well, a few drinks and we'll say a few words, you know.
19:24Cut the ribbon and, uh...
19:25Oh, she come.
19:27To the relaunch of a laundry.
19:29Hmm.
19:30You should care out more, Ian.
19:32Care life.
19:33Oh.
19:34Trace?
19:35Oh.
19:36Uh, before you ask, Ian.
19:38No, thanks.
19:39You and Kathy enjoy your laundrette.
19:41You used to earn your dirty laundry in public, aren't you?
19:46Ah.
19:46Good night.
19:49What are you drinking?
19:50Oh.
19:50You're only so well.
19:54Have you heard from Anna?
19:55Yeah, yeah.
19:56Yeah, yeah.
19:57She's happy.
19:58Yeah.
19:59Nah.
20:00Give me a pick.
20:01Her and Freddie on a beach, sonny.
20:03Oh.
20:06Listen, Laney.
20:07Can I say something first?
20:08I think it's wonderful that we can still have a drink together.
20:17And, um...
20:19Obviously, I admit I've got feelings, strong feelings, that aren't easy to shake off.
20:25But unless you can convince me otherwise,
20:28I'm not sure that us getting back together again is the right thing.
20:32Nicola's having my baby.
20:41That's...
20:42I want you to talk to her about.
20:44Oh.
20:48Congratulations.
20:49I'm sorry if you've got a long end of this to...
20:53Oh, no.
20:54It's nothing like that.
20:56I honestly didn't want you to think there was any help for us,
21:00because there isn't.
21:03I'd better get back.
21:04Uh, Laney.
21:06I'm sorry.
21:07From now on, just call me Elaine.
21:19I hope you'll be very happy together.
21:23So you tell one ex-wife, but not the other.
21:26Nice one.
21:28Cheers, George.
21:29Good luck.
21:30You need it.
21:33I...
21:34That can't have been easy for you to hear.
21:37Keep your nasty remarks to yourself.
21:39Well, well, wait.
21:40Hey, hang on.
21:41I was actually being genuine.
21:42Genuine you?
21:44You haven't been genuine since the day you were born.
21:46You were a horrible, sad, pathetic man.
21:49No wonder you can't keep a relationship together.
21:52They'll run away from you like you've got the plague.
21:54And by the looks of you,
21:56you probably have.
22:07I'll try some of that tea you like.
22:15All right.
22:23For me to have tonight while you're sitting by the pool with my husband.
22:26I told you.
22:32I told you.
22:34Nigel.
22:38I thought we were seeing you from the same room, chief.
22:40So the house found the perfect cow on the right fit.
22:51He doesn't know where he is after time these days.
22:55He's fast becoming a danger to himself every week.
22:59You want to put him on a plane and fly him to Portugal?
23:01What sort of a life is he going to have in a camp?
23:06I just want what's best for him.
23:09He needs a couple of cats.
23:13That's what's best for him.
23:14Yeah, I was planning on you joining us.
23:17It's not like I'm stealing or anything, is it?
23:19You know, you want to come, I'll buy you a ticket.
23:22I don't want to go to Portugal, and neither does Nigel.
23:25This is all about you.
23:27You've made it all about you.
23:31You just need this.
23:36So, um...
23:40Thank you for everything you've done for Nigel.
23:43I mean, it's time that we found somewhere else to me.
23:55Oscar!
23:58Pack your bags.
24:00What?
24:01No.
24:01No, no, no, Patrick.
24:06Yeah.
24:07I told him I needed to get away, and he completely got that.
24:10I didn't say I needed any money.
24:12He bothered, which, I mean, I guess I was kind of hoping he would.
24:17No, no, no, you can't take Patrick's money.
24:19He's an old man.
24:19He's already lost two months.
24:21I mean, I know it's not ideal.
24:22I could completely change my mind about taking the thing,
24:24but he told me he wanted me to have it.
24:28All right, it's not like I actually robbed the man.
24:30I'm sorry.
24:35We have the money now, babe.
24:37Can't we just pack our bags and go?
24:42No.
24:43This isn't right.
24:46I can't believe I'm Patrick's money.
24:50Actually, I'm not saying that as an excuse not to leave her home.
24:53Of course, then.
24:57Get out.
24:59We're all saying this together.
25:01Take us in, baby.
25:02So, you told Kat, you made a statement to the police,
25:07but my neighbor said you didn't know in there.
25:11It's funny, isn't it?
25:11I wonder what Kat's going to say when I'll tell her.
25:15It might be all right after.
25:18It's not what you do, or something like that.
25:19But that was how it went.
25:24Good.
25:24Good morning.
25:24Good morning.
25:40Good morning.
25:41Good morning.
25:42All right.
25:42We're back.
25:43No?
25:43Mm-hmm.
25:44Yeah.
25:45Yeah.
25:45Amen.
25:45Well, I wish you could have anything you could...?
25:46Yeah.
25:47Yeah.
25:47Yeah.
25:48Give it to her, Phil.
26:02I've booked us a room in the B&B across the square,
26:04and I can find a suitable hall for him.
26:07You can still see him.
26:08Listen, you've got to pause, but why did you stay here?
26:10Come on, sweetheart, come on, put your coat on, we're going.
26:14What?
26:14Come on, put your coat on, we're leaving.
26:16I live here.
26:18Yeah, well, we're just going to go and stay somewhere else for a while.
26:20Ask Julie. Where's Julie?
26:22I'm Julie, sweetheart, we're going to go and stay somewhere else.
26:23All right, Grant.
26:25I didn't see you sitting there.
26:27Come on, mate.
26:28Come on, sweetheart, it's time to go.
26:29That's it.
26:32Catch you later, Grant.
26:38That's it.
26:43I'll see you later, mate.
26:46Councillor.
26:53Councillor.
26:53Elaine.
26:55It's Elaine.
26:56Elaine.
26:57Your room is ready.
26:58Elaine is always very accommodating.
27:02Go to the bar car.
27:04Smile.
27:05Ah.
27:06Your wife's changed a lot since that last council, dude.
27:10Lost about 20 years, I think.
27:12Seven per six, family.
27:17All right, where are you?
27:18Here you are, and...
27:19Send.
27:20Come on.
27:31Nigel seems like a nice guy.
27:32Look.
27:43I don't need your help.
27:45But if you do help me, Uncle Phil, I will forever be in your debt.
27:50And I need to hide my soul.
27:53I can be useful.
27:54Well, it ain't like I'm leaving the country or anything, is it?
28:07So?
28:10Miss Grace.
28:10I've been adding false intel into different jobs to see what you've focused back to the cops.
28:21And I've tracked the leaks to this side of that, though.
28:26Sorry, it could be someone around here.
28:33I'm with this grass.
28:37If we find him.
28:38They can do what they like with him.
28:44He's a dead man.
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