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Coronation Street 2nd February 2026
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00:00Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
00:30Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
01:00Look, I've been doing this for four years
01:05Out of the hundred or so young athletes I've coached
01:09Probably half of them had a crush on me
01:11Boys mainly, but girls as well
01:16Lee was particularly bad
01:20He was clingy
01:23Messaging me all the time
01:26Chocolates, the expensive kind
01:28He, um...
01:32He sent me a picture with his top off
01:34So I had to be firm with him
01:35He didn't have sex with him
01:37No
01:39He didn't kiss him
01:40Get your boss
01:41Let me in
01:42Look, Leanne's in the shower
01:43Take two minutes
01:44Hello!
01:51Oh, hiya
01:52Sorry, it was open
01:52Is everybody decent?
01:53Hang on a minute
01:54David's naked in the kitchen
01:55What?
01:57Jokes
01:57Don't do that to me
01:59I was just on the way to the hospital
02:01I wanted a word with your sister
02:03Hi
02:07Do not get into bed with Cal Webster
02:11Literally or otherwise
02:12He is a bad, bad seed
02:14Oh, you think that's enough to put me off?
02:16It's my type, bad seeds
02:17Really?
02:19Interesting
02:19Oh, no, she left her husband for him
02:21Turns out he was diddling bloke down the road
02:23Bloke?
02:25Calls bi
02:26Sexual?
02:27No lingual
02:28Of course he's bisexual
02:29Right, come on, quick
02:30Look
02:31Women often miss the warning signs
02:33Cos we're too busy getting charmed
02:34And flattered or whatever
02:35But, well, I am the warning sign
02:38Mmm
02:39Take it from someone who knows
02:40Understood
02:42Is that my cap?
02:45I'll leave you to it
02:46See ya
02:47Oh!
02:48It is
02:49I'm off too
02:49Oh, give Harper a kiss from me
02:51I will
02:51Hey, don't forget what's said about the griddle
02:53Switch on the left
02:54The right
02:55You kidding?
03:01Well, turned up in a halfway house
03:03Libra card's in the pocket as well
03:06Look inside
03:09Paul's ashes?
03:17What, the odds?
03:18Morning, Rye
03:24Morning
03:24Ah, morning
03:25Don't know who that belongs to, do you?
03:28Found it in the living room before
03:29I think it's Daniel's
03:32Oh, Daniel's?
03:33Talk about down with the kids
03:34I know
03:35Thank you
03:36I'll give it back to you
03:37Oh, right
03:37Bye, Sam
03:38There you go
03:47Hey
03:49Fair place to whoever stole the bag
03:51It's like a message from someone
03:53I mean, I don't want to say God
03:55But, uh, Billy, perhaps
03:57Yeah, that's what I thought
03:59The universe
04:01There's nowhere else like it
04:05Right, listen
04:08I've got to get to the wholesalers
04:09You okay?
04:10Yeah, of course
04:11Cool
04:11Cool
04:11Sorry, we're all out
04:41Ken bought the last tin yesterday. Apparently Cassie is a fiend for him.
04:45Alice suffers from travel sickness.
04:47How far she had to come?
04:49The South Lakes. She's visiting a cousin while she's down. An auntie too, I believe.
04:54Killing two birds with one stone?
04:56Three birds. Roy, the cousin, the auntie.
04:59I thought I'd give her some as a gift.
05:02Dev sells them.
05:03Since when?
05:04Since they started flying off my shelves. And he's undercutting me on the price of sticky tape as well.
05:08Oh, you must feel very nervous.
05:10Oh, not at all. We may cope with her with a raft of superior stationery.
05:14I meant Roy.
05:16Somewhat.
05:18Blind dates are tricky.
05:20Well, it's not as if he doesn't know her.
05:22I mean, all that correspondence that's passed between them, it's extremely romantic.
05:27Have you sent each other pictures?
05:31As in, see what you're going to get.
05:33Of course they haven't.
05:35Roy would consider that vulgar and I imagine Alice would too.
05:38We are pen pals attending a convention.
05:41I'm sure it will all be perfectly civilised.
05:44Are you going to make a move on her?
05:46Brian!
05:47Well, if the opportunity presents itself, an arm around the shoulder, a peck on a blusher cheek...
05:52She might not use blusher.
05:53If she's made the effort, you'll know it's on.
05:57Lipstick, eye shadow.
05:59Not every woman feels the need to disguise herself.
06:04The plainer her appearance, the more confident she'll be in your company.
06:07Make-up is a tell.
06:09Au naturel is a tell.
06:11Scrubbed clean like a farmer's wife.
06:13Gussied up like she's standing at the docks at Marseille.
06:16That's not what I was suggesting.
06:18I am merely championing the cause of restraint.
06:22You don't have to tell him that.
06:23His middle name is restraint.
06:25Well, let's hope it's reflected in his soulmate.
06:28I think we might be overestimating the significance of the preliminary encounter.
06:33Rendez-vous.
06:34Dallions.
06:35Meet-cute.
06:35They've already met.
06:36Writing is a meeting.
06:38Oh, it is of sorts.
06:39IRL.
06:39What?
06:40In real life.
06:41Writing is real life.
06:43Texting is real life.
06:45Alice Cropper.
06:46Doesn't that sound fabulous?
06:48Oh, she's not bound for the West End.
06:51She's going to a bat forum at the Rotary Club on Ferry Lane.
06:55Oh, now.
06:56Is there anything else I can get you, Ro?
07:01What a dress, girl.
07:03I thought I'd left it on the bus.
07:06No, I'd left it in the ambulance.
07:07I told her it was Daniel's.
07:09Do not wear it for a while.
07:10Oh, Roy!
07:18Roy Sturton!
07:20Roy Crawford!
07:21Hello.
07:22And what have you come in for today?
07:24Bread?
07:25Milk?
07:25Champagne?
07:27Travel sweets.
07:28Oh.
07:31The kind that Brian stocks.
07:33Do you know, Ken Barlow bought three tins the other day.
07:37Apparently, Steve's girlfriend is addicted.
07:41Oh, what is she called?
07:44Tyrone's mum.
07:46Cassie.
07:47Ding, ding, ding.
07:48We have a winner.
07:49Are you all right?
07:53No.
07:54I need to check my levels.
07:56I think I'm hyper.
07:57A hypo.
07:58I need my insulin.
08:03There's a young fella to see you.
08:06Leanne's boy.
08:09Hey.
08:09Hiya.
08:10Right, well, what do you want?
08:12I'm going to go running.
08:16What?
08:18Whose jacket is that?
08:20It's mine.
08:21Why?
08:22Miss Walsh said it was Miss Rosborn's this morning.
08:25Yeah, but I was out training and she was cold, so she borrowed it.
08:30What, then lied?
08:31I don't know.
08:32Maybe she thought it was Daniel's.
08:33Oh, I mean, Mr Rosborn's.
08:35Oh, maybe she just forgot.
08:36Are you and Miss Walsh having an inappropriate relationship?
08:38You sound like you're about 60.
08:41What does that even mean?
08:42A sexual relationship between an adult and a minor.
08:46A minor?
08:47A minor.
08:47You know, someone under the age of consent.
08:49Okay, right.
08:50Well, first of all, I'm 16.
08:51And second of all, you'd think I'd have a chance for Miss Walsh.
08:54She's absolutely roasting.
08:55And don't act like you don't agree with me.
08:57You really think she'd go out with me.
08:58I never said you guys were going out with each other.
09:00How long has she been coaching you?
09:01Okay, right.
09:01You're starting to get on my nerves now.
09:02I can help.
09:04You know, you'd better not mention this to anyone.
09:06Mention what?
09:07This silly idea.
09:09I'm just trying to be your friend.
09:11Yeah, well, I'm all good for nerd little weirdos.
09:12Thanks.
09:13That's illegal.
09:14I can tell a teacher...
09:16Tell a teacher what?
09:17Like she's praying on you.
09:19And maybe she prayed on the other kid too.
09:21You're not telling any teachers this.
09:22In fact, you're not telling anyone this.
09:25Understood?
09:25You will get through this because, well, people do.
09:47Perhaps counsellor would help.
09:49I don't want to talk about it.
09:53Well, I know it's very difficult, but alcohol may not be the answer.
10:00I'll tell that to Nina, dragging me out yesterday.
10:03There were plenty of other things that you and Nina could have done.
10:09The People's History Museum.
10:11John Ryland's library.
10:12The Museum of Science and Industry.
10:14Yeah.
10:15Because I'd go and look at some old cogs and pistons and then everything will be okay.
10:23Nina was in your shoes.
10:24I know you.
10:29I'm sorry.
10:31I didn't mean to be facetious.
10:34Look, Roy, you must have things to do.
10:40No, Will.
10:42Sit here as long as you like.
10:44Ladies!
10:45Carl, what's the capital of Slovenia?
10:48Er, Ljubljana.
10:50Sukshire.
10:51What does?
10:52The apron, the grease, the air of panic.
10:56I'm not in a panic.
10:57Can you spell it?
10:58Yeah.
10:59Well, Stephen McDonald said you burnt his toast, so...
11:03What can I get you?
11:05Whatever's good.
11:07Is this supposed to be like banter or something?
11:10She's got your number.
11:12She has my number and she texted it at one in the morning.
11:16Maybe I should read it out loud, make these three blush.
11:19Or maybe you should go somewhere else.
11:22Er...
11:23What did Abby say, then?
11:26I've had my filial type.
11:28Homewrecker's with a sideline and two-timing.
11:31Although he's cute, that bloke with number three.
11:33And we'll give you that.
11:34Maybe I'll get my big water somewhere else.
11:37Oh, is she not a fancier second date?
11:43Thanks for the intel.
11:47Spoken to Roy.
11:48What a snitch.
11:52How many you had?
11:55Two, three...
11:57Four.
11:59But I've put the money in the tail.
12:00Look, you can check.
12:02Go home.
12:04No, don't fire me.
12:06You're not ready yet.
12:06I don't need time off.
12:09I'm an old pro at this.
12:11At least I've run out of people I can lose now.
12:14Apart from Todd.
12:16Maybe I put a curse on them all.
12:19Maybe I've hexed them without knowing it.
12:21Look, I'm not firing you.
12:22I want you to agree for as long as you need.
12:24And then come back.
12:24But when you are ready.
12:26No, I don't like grieving.
12:27Will you give that to Bernie?
12:35Are you sure?
12:37Something right?
12:39Thank you.
12:40She'll appreciate that.
12:41I don't think she's coping very well.
12:42No, I want to work, then.
12:43I am saying no.
12:45What, because of a few little cocktails?
12:47Go home.
12:49Please.
12:50Okay, before anybody else comes in and sees you like this.
12:52So it's too late for that?
12:54Sally's been in, I'm fizz.
12:56Word will spread.
12:57The devil I was drinking on the job thirst his own daughter and now me.
13:01So I'm being nice to you?
13:03You're not, though, are you?
13:05You're saying go home, stare at the ceiling.
13:09I just want things to be normal, Dev.
13:13But why didn't you tell me he was there when Leanne gave you my jacket?
13:17I didn't think.
13:19Well, now he knows you lied.
13:22Well, we've covered our tracks.
13:24They're not going to find anything incriminating.
13:28Unless they check the CCTV at various hotels in Bering Watchdale.
13:34What if Sam tells Leanne?
13:37He will.
13:37I'll talk to him.
13:38And say what?
13:39I don't know.
13:40Sound him out.
13:41We need to shut this down.
13:43Shall we do the quiz?
13:46What, just the two of us?
13:47Sport, packaging, fast food.
13:50Could do with our Joseph.
13:51Or Kit.
13:52He's good with cock programmes and true crime.
13:54He knows who Jack the Ripper is.
13:57We're spitting some here.
13:58I promise I won't tell.
14:00No way!
14:01Oh, that looks very secretive.
14:03No.
14:04Are we quizzing?
14:05We're considering it, aren't we?
14:07Just the two of you?
14:08I might text Gary.
14:09The trophy's as good as yours.
14:13You'll have to rearrange.
14:15I assume you told her.
14:16Of course he told her.
14:17And she'll be all the more happy when she finally makes his acquaintance.
14:21He's made her acquaintance.
14:22In person.
14:23Oh, not this again.
14:25You'll have to send her some flowers.
14:27No doubt in the business.
14:28That would be a thoughtful gesture.
14:31Travel suites are a thoughtful gesture.
14:33Except you lack the foresight to restock them.
14:37A consignment is on its way.
14:39She'll think you're hard to get.
14:42And that's what plays very well with us women folk.
14:47You know, us local business leaders should stick together.
14:52Business leaders?
14:53I like that.
14:54Well, that's if you even have a business.
14:56After Leanne Battersby's finished rearranging the pieces on the checkerboard.
15:01Sorry?
15:01Oh, I can see she hasn't put you in the picture.
15:05Now, why does that not surprise me?
15:08About what?
15:09Didn't she just offer to buy me out of my own pub?
15:13And with what money?
15:15I hear you ask.
15:16She offered to buy into the Rovers?
15:19I can see I've spoken out of turn.
15:21And when did she make you this offer?
15:23All the sisters.
15:25Hatching their little schemes behind our backs.
15:29Around their cauldron.
15:30And what did you say to her?
15:32Very rarely do I use curse words.
15:36I leave it at that.
15:46Shower's powerful, innit?
15:47Oh, it's a belter.
15:55So can you use this room any time you like, then?
15:58Kind of, but don't be broadcasting it, eh?
16:01What's this gibberish you're reading?
16:10You mean, it's German?
16:13Oh, that's German.
16:14And you understand it?
16:16Er, yeah.
16:17Yeah, I do.
16:21So, did you enjoy my little performance earlier?
16:25Which one?
16:26The one in the cafe.
16:33What do you think?
16:35What I don't want to say to them?
16:37Well,
16:39I won't get the third degree of my sister this way.
16:42And it keeps your ex off our case.
16:45Anyway,
16:46isn't this your speciality?
16:48Keeping things under wraps?
16:49And we can have a lot more fun this way, too.
17:01Hey.
17:02What's up with you?
17:04Nothing.
17:06Well, some had some.
17:07I'm not that daft.
17:08I know that look.
17:09I used to catch it on Si's face all the time.
17:11And it always meant that he was bottling something up.
17:15You're not being bullied, are you?
17:17Are you sure?
17:22Okay.
17:24Well, listen,
17:24you do know that you can talk to me about anything, don't you?
17:28And when I say anything,
17:29I mean anything.
17:32And if you don't want to talk to me,
17:33then you can always talk to your dad.
17:36Or to you.
17:38Or a teacher.
17:40Or even a policeman come to that.
17:42Right, I'll go and get you some spouses.
17:47We make loads today.
17:49Leanne,
17:50can I have a word?
17:52Oh, I hope.
17:53What have I done now?
18:03Cast have been her work here
18:04and still one is waiting to be served.
18:06Oi!
18:07I heard that.
18:09Ladies and gentlemen,
18:10you know the drill.
18:12No phones on the table
18:14or underneath it.
18:16No calling
18:17a relative,
18:18a friend
18:18or an enemy.
18:20And no bringing your phone
18:22into the bathroom.
18:24And remember,
18:25there is a prize
18:27for best team name.
18:29Got it?
18:30Loud and clear.
18:31I'm nervous.
18:32Are you?
18:32No, it's just that, hon.
18:34You made the right call.
18:35There'll be another date
18:37with Alice,
18:38I'm sure.
18:39Then you'll be in Wonderland.
18:42Perhaps.
18:43Perhaps not.
18:44Question one.
18:46The cardboard box
18:48was invented
18:49by English company
18:51M. Treverton & Son
18:52in the 19th century.
18:54But
18:55in which decade?
18:57Mr. Keats is green.
18:59And was it, Kirk?
19:00Question two.
19:07Swatbird?
19:08I didn't go behind your back.
19:10I was just sounding her out,
19:11that's all.
19:12And if she'd said yes?
19:13Well, then, obviously,
19:14I would have spoken to you
19:15and we would have come
19:16to some arrangement.
19:17What sort of arrangement?
19:19I'm not saying
19:19I would have gone through with it.
19:21You would have been gone
19:22like a shot
19:22to run that pub
19:23with your sister.
19:24Whoosh!
19:25Oh, Alia, come on.
19:26It's not that simple.
19:26And if I had gone down that path,
19:28then, obviously,
19:29I would have given you first dibs.
19:30I thought I'd found someone
19:31I could trust.
19:32Yeah?
19:32Well, I tell you,
19:33someone you can't trust,
19:34that duplicitous hag on the corner.
19:36I'm not sure she's
19:36the duplicitous one.
19:38All right, look,
19:38I sounded her out,
19:39she said no.
19:40End of story.
19:41There was no need to trouble you
19:42with this news
19:42and she knows that.
19:43Yeah, well, I'd rather people
19:44were just straight with me
19:45in the first place.
19:46Have I ever caused you
19:46any bother?
19:47Ever?
19:48Since I was first with your dad,
19:49have I ever been anything
19:50but decent to you?
19:52Yeah, exactly.
19:54And all she's done
19:54since the minute she got here
19:55is stir the pot.
19:56You ask Glenda,
19:57or Sean,
19:57or my sister.
19:58Yeah, I know.
19:59She can be tricky.
20:02OK, I'm not saying
20:03I couldn't have gone about
20:04things a bit differently
20:05and for what it's worth,
20:06I'm sorry,
20:06but come on, Elliot.
20:08This is me you're talking to.
20:09I wasn't about to leave you
20:10high and dry.
20:12You promise?
20:13Yeah, I promise.
20:16Hi, Sam.
20:18It's all you're playing rugby
20:19this afternoon.
20:21Prop a little fly-off
20:21in the making, aren't you?
20:22I hear you've been having
20:30some funny thoughts
20:32about me
20:33wearing a jacket.
20:39This is a bit awkward,
20:40isn't it?
20:41I tell you what,
20:42let me treat you
20:43like an equal
20:43for a moment.
20:44some boys
20:47get crushes
20:49on me.
20:52Some of those
20:53crushes
20:53are bigger than
20:55others.
20:56He told you.
20:57I beg your pardon?
21:04I, um,
21:06I'm his coach.
21:08I've known him for years,
21:09so we had a laugh about it.
21:13But if anyone
21:14really
21:15thought there was
21:16something going on,
21:18then it wouldn't be
21:19very funny, would it?
21:23Do you understand?
21:27Do you understand?
21:36Yeah.
21:39I start
21:39for Blakeman.
21:57and I'll see you next time.
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