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00:00you you might not remember him but stay there I'm coming back it was a true night
00:20different than other men yeah he had a peaceable nature
00:28quiet and humble a veteran of a hundred wars but an enemy to none
00:35he always knew what was expected of him
00:41he never complained
00:45even as he was dying he he just
00:51got on with it
00:58he meant to be a benefit to those around him
01:03it did not make him rich he he held no lands
01:08sired no children
01:15he wanted for nothing but the open air
01:31and a fire to warm his feet
01:38his skills as warrior were unsung but he had a chin cut from granite and he was a dogged fighter he just he kept on coming
01:58I'll steal a sweet kiss on the point of my blade
02:05I'll steal a sweet kiss on the point of my blade
02:13I was flooring sir and took service in your guard when your lord father lost his sight
02:28I'll make him my love I'm a rest in the shade I hope I hope
02:35House Hayford
02:36sir Arlen fought side by side with your brothers at the redgrass
02:39his squire his his own nephew was killed in the battle
02:45how's Tyrell
02:48Sir Arlen often spoke of his time in your service as his very finest
02:55he said it was you my lord who told him that a hedge knight was the bridge between lords and the small folk
03:03I know him not man
03:10was he a shit night
03:13it was not a shit night
03:15he can't have been a very good one if no one remembers him
03:17pick up your feet come on
03:19this is undignified sir
03:21so high back to camp and leave me be if it please you
03:24I would not leave you sir
03:26not while you must stop your master dying over and over again
03:30although it does not seem right these lords are even listening to you
03:33nothing I can do about that
03:36you are a knight of the realm sir
03:39you can say fuck their permission
03:41ride into the list
03:42call out Longthorn Tyrell
03:44and turn his arsehole into a lance hole
03:47that's enough now
03:49why do you treat these royal lapdogs like they are your betters
03:52they are my betters
03:55you are too brazen for your own good
03:58sir Arlen was a great knight
04:01someone will remember him
04:08hey who's come
04:09can't you see the banners you darn cunt
04:11perhaps I should go back sir
04:23check on the camp
04:24and make sure on a thieves something nosing about
04:26aye
04:28they have an idea
04:30gonna have your sword to run people off with
04:32or a mace
04:33you have a knife that's enough
04:35that you best be here when I come back
04:38rob me and I'll hunt you down with dogs
04:41you don't have dogs
04:42I'll get some
04:43where
04:44where
04:45oh
04:59our lord of Ashford
05:00humbly welcomes the great and honorable
05:03Baelor Targaryen
05:05firstborn son of King Deren the Good
05:08Prince of Dragonstone
05:11Hand of the King
05:14and heir to the Iron Throne
05:17and his brother
05:20Mirka
05:22my lord of Ashford
05:23it's a great honor to receive your grace
05:25it's a great honor to be received
05:26my daughter Gwen
05:28boy stop gaping
05:39see for my horse
05:40I'm not a stable boy my lord
05:43not clever enough
05:46well if you can't manage horses then fetch me some wine and a pretty wench
05:54my lord pardons
05:57I'm
05:58I'm no serving man either
06:02I have
06:03I have the honor to be a knight
06:07oh
06:08well
06:10knighthood has fallen on sad days
06:19whoa whoa whoa
06:21easy
06:22easy now
06:23come on
06:24come on
06:25come on
06:26yeah it's okay
06:27it's okay
06:32there you are girl
06:35far too many people around
06:37I agree
06:39come on
06:40it's all these horses
06:41the pretty ones are always temperamental
06:44ah she just got a bit excited that's all
06:46you meant the princeling not the palfrey
06:48excuse me
06:49excuse me my lord
06:54I'm sir duncan the tall
06:56well met
06:57I'm sir roland craicall
06:58and this is my sworn brother sir donald of duskendale
07:01God's boy
07:02do you ride your horse into battle or does it ride you
07:05forget sir rund
07:06it's not often he must look up
07:08to cast his eyes down
07:09yes yes I'm quite the rascal
07:11now tell me sir duncan
07:13is there a proper place to shit around here
07:16not really no
07:18no
07:23a man of such birth has never deigned to disturb his arse all the day
07:27you'll deign before the week is out I'd wager
07:30where you from man
07:32you don't smell house bread
07:35no place really
07:37I know it
07:39my family's from there
07:41you're not a darkling of duskendale
07:42we were crabbers of duskendale
07:44we were crabbers of duskendale
07:46far back as it goes
07:49sir donald
07:52may I ask sir
07:54how the son of a crabber
07:55came to have the honor of being a knight in the kingsguard
08:00same way we became crabbers
08:08are you Baelor Targary
08:09no
08:11no
08:13then would you move the fuck out of the way
08:15yeah
08:16yeah of course
08:18sorry
08:39the
08:55the spring rains have swollen many of our streams
08:58perhaps the young princes have just been delayed
09:01fuck me
09:02delayed they're not delayed
09:04delayed do not curse our gracious host so fuck me not fuck him it's not his fault father bade us
09:10attend this miserable circus might we discuss this another time you said we go hunting
09:17daeron has done this before you should not have commanded him to enter the lists
09:23the prince's sons are missing you'd be more concerned if it was your son i'll wait
09:28probably dead dead wars have started for less
09:34you're making stupid
09:44they have only been missing a day no doubt sir roland will turn him up and aegon along with him
09:50when the tourney is over perhaps teron belongs on a tourney field no more than aries or rhaegal
09:57by which you mean he's sooner ride a horse than a horse that is not what i said
10:00oh i do not need to be reminded of my son's failings he can change he will change gods be damned
10:10you'll swear i'll see him dead
10:12who are you what do you mean by spying on us show yourself
10:26um
10:29my lords i do apologize for my interruption i am
10:32i have asked sir manfred don darian to vote for me so that i might enter the lists but he has refused
10:42to do so who what the is going on we are the intruders here brother come closer sir
10:48and others too you see they say they know not sir ireland of penny tree but he served them
10:58i swear it i have his sword and shield sword and shield did not make a knight
11:04unless you have better proof to support what you say some writing or do you remember him your grace
11:16it was many years ago you may have forgotten
11:24sir arlen of penny tree
11:25he never won attorney that i know but he never shamed himself either yes sir i mean no no he didn't
11:37he overthrew lord stokeworth in the melee at king's landing and years before he unhorsed the grey lion
11:42himself he he told me of that many a time then you will recall the grey lion's true name i have no doubt
11:55sir daemon lannister the grey lion he's lord of casterly rock now so he is and enters the lists
12:07upon the morrow how can you possibly remember some fucking hedge knight who chanced to unhorse
12:13daemon lannister sixteen years ago i make it a practice to learn all i can of my foes and why
12:18would you deign to joust with a hedge knight it was many years past at storm's end lord baratheon
12:23held a hasty loot to celebrate the birth of grandson the lots made sir arlen my opponent in
12:28the first tilt we broke four lances before i finally unhorsed him it was seven
12:39tales grow in the telling i know
12:43do not think ill of your old master but it was full answers only i fear as you say your grace it was
12:49four i do apologize the old man sir arlen he used to say that i was thick as a castle wall and slow as
12:56an oryx no harm was done sir rise
13:01you gave him back his horse and armor and took no ransom
13:06sir arlen often told me that you were the soul of chivalry and that one day the seven kingdoms would
13:11be safe in your hands not for many years yet i pray no i i i did not mean that the king should
13:19you wish to enter the lists is that it yes the decision rests with the master of the games but
13:25i see no reason to deny you as you say my lord
13:32your grace very well sir you are grateful now
13:35fuck off you must forgive my brother sir his sons went astray on the way here and he fears for them
13:44i trust they will not be found dead
13:57sir
13:57you are not of sir arlen's blood
14:04no i am not
14:07by law only a trueborn son is entitled to inherit a knight's arms
14:10you must needs find a new device sir a sigil of your own
14:16i will
14:19thank you again your grace
14:21i will fight bravely you'll see
14:32it's this way you unknown knight
14:40you are florian the fool i am
14:46as great a fool as ever lived
14:51and as great a knight as well
14:59a fool and a knight
15:02i've never heard of such a thing
15:04sweet lady all men are fools and all men are knights where women are concerned
15:21and uh
15:25hello there
15:28and uh one for last night
15:32that was great how'd you do the fire tricks
15:35oh
15:35is it pollen
15:42yeah we uh we collected on the way
15:48i've never seen such giant puppets you make them yourself my uncle builds them but i paint
15:55could you paint something for me
15:59i i have the coin to pay
16:00i um
16:01let's just
16:04um
16:05i need to paint something over the chalice
16:08well what would you want
16:11um
16:14i i don't i don't actually know
16:17yeah
16:17i'm sorry you must think me a fool
16:21old men are fools
16:23old men are knights
16:31um
16:31the the gray is a bit drab
16:38aye
16:39um
16:40yeah the the field should be the color of sunset
16:44because the old man always likes sunsets and uh
16:47an elm tree
16:49a big one like the one by the river with the brown trunk and the green branches
16:53i
16:55an elm tree that i would serve
16:58but with a shooting star above
17:02could you do that
17:05thank you um i i'm sir duncan the tall
17:10um i'm tenzel the the boys used to call me tenzel too tall
17:17you're not too tall i mean you're just right for
17:19four
17:24puppets
17:27yeah puppets
17:30okay
17:31wait
17:32yes sorry yes the shield was that ill handled
17:37the the puppet girl
17:42it's it it just it didn't feel well handled
17:46she is painting your shield
17:48yeah for pay
17:52you are both gigantic
17:58is that promising
18:01it's uh
18:04commonality
18:07right yeah
18:09commonality
18:18do you think i'll ever make a night one day
18:20sure why not you're a likely lad
18:22i'm a bit puny
18:24you'll grow
18:26even for my age everyone's always told me so
18:32everyone's always told me i was stupid
18:34and
18:43and
18:46hmm
18:46hmm
18:47hmm what
18:48what
18:49what did you do when people said you were stupid sir
18:55what business is that of yours my problems are my own
18:58i thought
19:00aren't you trying to help me
19:02help you what
19:03growl
19:04yes hedge knight you
19:08what is this piss froth i need muscle
19:11will you heed my call to war
19:15good go get up
19:17come on
19:18come on
19:22hey
19:23try those palms you clam-handed cunt
19:25they're not in your sister's chambers now
19:27ready
19:28come on
19:34wait there's this i'll be drowning you fast
19:37oh
19:38oh
19:40you cunt scrap dandelions
19:50i'll be back
19:51i'll be back
19:52i'll be back
19:52right now
19:54what are you doing
19:58what are you doing
20:02oh it's dirty cunt
20:05i know it
20:11looking good
20:20fucking
20:28You do good work.
20:53None better.
20:53I need some armor on tomorrow, Gorge Ed Creaves and Great Helm.
21:03Are you jousting or working?
21:05Both perhaps.
21:10You're a big one, but I've armored bigger.
21:17I have some pieces in the wagon that might do.
21:20Nothing prettied up with gold or silver, all right?
21:24Just good steel, strong and plain.
21:27They make helms that look like helms, not winged pigs and fancy foreign fruit.
21:33But mine will serve you better, if you take a lance in the face.
21:37That's all I want.
21:38How much?
21:39800 stack, if I'm feeling kindly.
21:42800?
21:45Perhaps I could trade you some armor made for a smaller man.
21:48A half-helmed, a male harbor?
21:50Steely Pate sells only his own work.
21:55I could make use of the metal.
22:09If it's not too rusty, I'll take it and armor you for 600.
22:16I only have two stags.
22:20Buy you a day.
22:26Send your squire along with the rest, or else I'll sell me worse than the next man.
22:31You'll get it all back, I swear.
22:33I don't mean to be a champkin here.
22:35Do you now?
22:37And the others all came just, just a chilly one.
23:02Is there any measure of a fool I failed to meet?
23:06If I win, I'll come back and buy you again.
23:16I promise.
23:21Let's grow.
23:26That's for her.
23:41See, she has some oats tonight.
23:44Yeah.
23:45And an apple too.
23:54No turning back now, I suppose.
24:08You know, the old man lived nigh on 60 years and was never a champion.
24:21It's a bugger my cider.
24:23If I could call myself a champion of Ashford Meadow, even for an hour.
24:31Maybe some great house might take me into its service.
24:36Perhaps even house Targaryen.
24:39You suppose the dragon house employs many hedge knights, sir?
24:44Enough of that.
24:46I'll have you know, Ser Donald of the Kingsguard is but the son of a crabber.
24:51Ser Donald?
24:52Of Daskinale?
24:53Yep.
24:54His father owns half the crabbing fleets in Westeros.
24:58What?
24:59How would you know?
25:03Like fishing.
25:04It's time!
25:09Right, come on.
25:11Let's go.
25:12Come on.
25:13Pick your feet up.
25:14Let's go.
25:15Wait for them!
25:16Wait for them!
25:21Wait for them!
25:24Wait for them!
25:29It's a jump, guys!
25:34It's a jump, guys!
25:39You all right?
25:40Yeah.
25:59You all right?
26:18For the new gods, I know!
26:29Helmet!
26:35Helmet!
26:39Helmet!
26:44Helmet!
26:50Hey, who's that?
26:52Prince Valar.
26:54Hainal's son.
26:56Second in line to be thrown.
26:57Helm!
26:58He's the favorite I'd wager.
27:00I'll take that bet, sir.
27:20Lord Ashford Fox's sheep!
27:28Yes!
27:35Ah!
27:51Fire!
27:52No, it's not, it's not!
27:54No, it's not!
27:55No, it's not!
27:56Fire!
27:57Fire!
27:58Fire!
27:59Fire!
28:00Fire!
28:01Fire!
28:02Fire!
28:03Fire!
28:04Fire!
28:05Fire!
28:10Sir, could be down sir.
28:12Let's go.
28:42Die!
29:08Do you yield, Blackfire bastards?
29:11Hiya!
29:17Splendid riding tonight.
29:21The part with the fish was disgusting.
29:30Something the matter, sir?
29:32Do great knights live in the hedges and die by the side of a muddy road?
29:42I think not.
29:50Sir Earl wasn't gifted with sword or lance and he drank and he cored and he was a hard man to know.
29:58He met no friends either.
30:04He lived nigh on sixty years and never was a champion.
30:08What chance do I have, truly?
30:14But he was good to me.
30:18I wasn't his family.
30:24But he kept me like we were.
30:28He raised me to be an honorable man.
30:36And all these noble lords can't even remember his name.
30:44His name was Sir Ireland of Pennytree.
30:50And I am his legacy.
30:54On the morrow, we will show them what his hand has wrought.
31:02And him by the way the rest of the world was one.
31:04And he called me to help.
31:05The Lord is a father for the me.
31:07He went to the sea.
31:08Yeah, that's how he would have damned him before.
31:10And he's okay to the sea.
31:12And I came too.
31:14And she called me to the sea.
31:16He was a father.
31:17And she was a father.
31:18He was an old soldier.
31:19And a man just gave me an old soldier.
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