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00:00CMING PAO
00:06組織的 XD
00:09屁
00:11屁
00:12Jimmy
00:13AHHHHHH
00:14AHHHHHHHH
00:15There's a bunch of weirdos shuffling around our lawn in the dark
00:19It's the zombie apocalypse
00:20Hopefully, they'll feast on Dinkleburg's brain
00:23While we barricade ourselves in the zombie shelter
00:25Which is now your bathroom
00:26zwei
00:28那些藥家
00:3327
00:35那些真是
00:37妻子
00:38那妈妈
00:40不可以
00:43作介 ett
00:44我回来
00:45她的水
00:47了
00:49妻
00:51可»,这是书了
00:53所以,你领了
00:55We're having sushi tonight
00:58Timmy never gave us sushi
01:00Sorry,土 крokements
01:02Those fish are not for sale
01:04In this case
01:05I'm taking this entonces de unicorn
01:07Give me lady cornington
01:09You humpback thief
01:10Tackle
01:13I hate this family
01:14Thanks for saving us sport
01:16Good thing I got here in time
01:17I don't want my moms selling
01:19Anything else that belongs to me
01:21Oh no
01:22Your mom's trying to sell
01:23The magical board game I invented
01:25you created a game yeah cosmonopoly a whimsical yet horrifying journey through the twisted mind that
01:33is me why would you make a board game duck duck i was bored oh the game is turning off
01:42i'll never let you go lady cornington i'm gonna wash the dirty cracker off you
01:48cosmo my dad just disappeared into your game poof it back jimmy jimmy jimmy someone hasn't
01:55read the rules of cosmonopoly also someone hasn't written the rules of cosmonopoly cosmo how do
02:01we get timmy's dad back we can't to get out your dad's gonna have to play the game all the way to
02:06the end are you kidding my dad can't find his way out of your game he can't even find his way out of
02:11his car help i can't find my way out oh no the car is eating me guys we gotta get my dad out of that
02:22game relax timmy it's not like if we don't someone's gonna throw the game in a wood chipper
02:28listen up i can't spend my whole day with you weirdos so whatever i don't sell in the next
02:34hour is going into the wood chipper which is also for sale oh no my dad's gonna get wood chipped
02:40we need sparky's help neat wallet it looks just like the one i lost 10 minutes ago how much do you want
02:46for it 20 40 65 67 dollars it's a dead rigger for my own wallet only without the credit cards sparky
02:56i need your help whatever you do don't let my mom throw that board game into the wood chipper sure
03:02timmy you scratch my back i'll scratch yours seriously scratch my back no time sparky
03:14cosmo where are we it's the game version of my old room in fairy world cosmonopoly is based on a
03:20typical boring day in my life before i met wanda which explains the feeling of emptiness
03:26oh that's sweet cosmo no i just meant the room was empty i didn't have much stuff back then
03:33come on poop us to where my dad is so we can get out of here in order to move forward
03:37we have to pick a card or roll the mice don't you mean roll the dice boy it's like no one read the
03:44the rules i didn't write
03:55anyone catch the numbers on their backs before they scurried off just pick a car
04:02you got hit on the head with the ceiling tile and you're especially forgetful lose your wands
04:08oh no cosmo why would you put that in the game because the day i made it up i got hit in the head
04:15by a ceiling tile and forgot where i put my wand oh just like that i guess we're gonna have to play
04:21this game without magic advance to the laundromat and wash your underpants i forgot how much fun this
04:27game is ah the laundromat don't worry guys i know exactly how to get through this part of the game
04:34i turned my underwear pink and now it's turned on us quick timmy get the bleach
04:47good job timmy now go pick another card your shorts are clean advance to playground
04:55i love the playground now spin the spinster don't you mean spinner no spinster that old unmarried woman
05:03over there i'm dizzy will you marry me did anyone see where she landed no i won't marry you bernice
05:15i already have a wife she landed on my dad come on you're a cutie hi timmy oh i'm having a weird
05:24dream i drew a card that said my greatest wish would come true and look lady cornington's alive
05:30to the sky lady cornington oh no what do i do if you want to advance to the next part of the game
05:38just pick a card you mean card no car what kind of weird board game do you think this is i'd pick
05:45the one with the wings so we can fly over that cliff come on let's catch my dad and get out of this
05:52game not so fast first we have to register this car at the dmv the department of magical vehicles oh
05:59can't we do that later sorry wanda that just doesn't lie sadly neither does this car if we don't go to the
06:05the dmv welcome to the dmv to register your car you must first pass an eye test the test is a staring contest
06:20sorry you had an eyelash you pass here's your registration your car can now fly and you can
06:26advance to the next blue square baby oh no that sounds like the wood chipper we're running out of
06:36time all i hear is the voice of an angel no wait it's not an angel i remember now i didn't make this
06:45board game because i was bored i made it because i wanted to remember the day i met the love of my life
06:50wanda was that you yeah that's how cosmo and i met he accidentally ran me over i swept her off her
07:01feet and under my bumper it was the best day of my life which is why i made a game about it oh cosmo
07:08that's so sweet but wait what happened to your beautiful singing voice ah that went south the minute
07:14i barreled into her she took a headlight right to the windpipe what's going on is it an earthquake no
07:22it's my mom picking up the game we're headed for the wood chipper uh-oh i gotta unplug the wood chipper
07:33oh darn the wood chipper's on the fridge now no one's gonna buy it
07:38timmy i bought you some time i also chased mr crocker up a tree i really hate this family
07:48hey green timmy i think your mother's trying to shake me awake let me sleep it's saturday you lunatic
07:53dad get in the car yeah i don't know timmy the last time i got in the car it tried to eat me
07:58come on jump
08:00timmy i think your weird green-haired friend is driving the flying car into a thunderstorm it's not a
08:08thunderstorm it's the one chipper
08:12that dog give me the game
08:22we gotta finish the game we're almost there the game ends where wanda and i had our first date the
08:27emergency room i brought you here because i ran you over also because i like hospital food it's the
08:35magical place where i stole your heart i don't remember any of this that's because you were
08:40unconscious although you woke up once and strangled me with your powerful little man hands before that
08:46i had a pretty good singing voice too the chipper's deadly whirling blades are in perfect working order
08:53quick this way to the operating room operating room cosmo you didn't operate on me did you of course i did
09:01how else was i gonna get into your heart
09:05cosmo you gotta hurry i've got this timmy it takes a steady hand
09:14i've got it oh cosmo it's true you did steal my heart yeah love hurts
09:23we're going into the one chipper it's okay we've almost finished the game ends with our first kiss
09:31all i gotta do is draw a kiss card three of clubs no baseball card no birthday card yay hey there's no
09:38money in here cosmo hurry oh here it is kiss wanda well why not it's only a dream
09:52i must have dozed off here on the lawn again i had the weirdest dream timmy you were in it and so
10:10was lady cornington oh honey i sold your golf clubs for four dollars here's your money i love
10:16those golf clubs wait i stole those from dinkleberg this is four dollars of pure profit in your face
10:23stinkleberg cosmo that was the sweetest game i'm sorry it got destroyed don't worry wanda i made another
10:32one of our wedding day a wedding game well that's the closest i'll ever come to getting married except
10:37for my engagement to that spinster
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