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00:00优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
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03:15Help, Chloe!
03:33I saw the signal, Mr. Turner! What is it today?
03:36Chloe, I bought this nuclear submarine from the Russians, and it's gone kaputin!
03:40Also, can you tell me why this sub is flashing the sign that says Pasta Nose?
03:44Pasta Zopasnost! It's Russian for danger!
03:48That's a shame. I really wanted to try nose pasta.
03:50You're having a meltdown!
03:53No, no, I'm just a little disappointed. A hot bath and some dark chocolate and I'll be fine!
03:57Gookie's done!
04:10G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g! Time for Nurse Quag!
04:13No!
04:14If I didn't know any better, I'd say someone was riding a bike up the stairs.
04:24But what kind of lunatic would do that?
04:27I went to Nurse Quag!
04:29What did she say?
04:30She said my rash is from stress.
04:31Then she said quack quack and laid an egg.
04:33I think she's really a duck, which kind of stresses me out.
04:36You know what I do when I'm stressed out?
04:38Rolling peaches.
04:40Man, I'm itchy!
04:41I'm stressed that I have a stress rash, which is stressing me out more,
04:44which is making my rash worse, which is stressing me out more, which is...
04:47Chill out, stressy McStresserton!
04:51It's time for me to share some wisdom with you.
04:53You have wisdom?
04:54You've been holding back.
04:55I want the wisdom.
04:56Give me the wisdom!
04:57I'm going to school you in the art of slacking off.
05:00He is the master.
05:02He would have been on the cover of Slacker Magazine if he bothered to show up for the picture.
05:06Chloe, it's time for you to stop saving the world, start stuffing your face with snacks,
05:12and join me in a game of Smack-A-Mole.
05:14I am not playing that mind rat.
05:17Then scratch on, girlfriend.
05:19Chloe, your rash is spreading.
05:21You look like a strawberry with hair.
05:23Okay, how do I play?
05:25Well, the name Smack-A-Mole says it all.
05:27There's a guy who grows moles on his face, and then you smack him off.
05:31Oh, dear.
05:31That guy should really see a dermatologist.
05:33Just play!
05:35Oh, I got one!
05:36And another one!
05:37This is kind of fun!
05:38Take that, moles!
05:39And that!
05:40And this!
05:40And that!
05:41Hey, what's the high score on this game?
05:42I want to be the best!
05:43The best ever!
05:43I am so winning!
05:45And so incredibly itchy!
05:48Yeah!
05:51No offense, Chloe, but worst slacker ever!
05:54Help me!
05:55There's only one way to fix your problem.
05:58You've got to take the slacker way out and wish to be a slacker.
06:01To be honest, wishing to be a slacker kind of stresses me.
06:06Okay, here goes.
06:07I wish to be the biggest slacker ever!
06:14Dude, so chill.
06:16What's up, slacker?
06:17Hey, Chloe, you ready for school?
06:25Whoa!
06:26Whoa, Chloe, looks like a photo shoot for the next cover of Slacker magazine!
06:34Chloe's a total slacker, but at least her rash is gone!
06:38Meh!
06:39I think that was a bacon grunt!
06:44Meh!
06:44That was just a grunt grunt!
06:46So, you need a few minutes to get ready for school?
06:49Meh!
06:50Meh!
06:50That was, and I am never, ever, ever going back to school.
06:54I'm out drops my grunt, followed by a juice box grunt.
06:57Okay, whatevs.
07:00So, where's your homework?
07:01I need to copy it.
07:03She said, ha, like I did my homework, LOL.
07:07Okay, well, I'm not LOLing.
07:09I need that homework to keep up my D average!
07:11Oh, I don't feel comfortable repeating that one, Chloe.
07:14That is some pretty salty language.
07:17Ugh.
07:20Oh, the daily parade of dullards, dobes, and dimwits.
07:24Where's my Chloe?
07:25My little sparkle of hope that keeps me from going full metal cuckoo!
07:29FYI, Chloe's never coming back to school.
07:34Eee!
07:34Gah!
07:35No, Chloe!
07:36That's the last straw!
07:37Really, I'm out of straws!
07:39And it's super hard for me to drink out of a cup with my weird-shaped mouth!
07:42This takes the cake!
07:44Really, I had some cake and now it's gone!
07:46I'm at the end of my rope!
07:47I could have sworn I had more rope than this!
07:49Gah!
07:50Chloe!
07:51Chloe!
07:55It's the hunchback of Demsdale!
08:05Gah!
08:06Gah!
08:07That was anticlimactic!
08:09Gah!
08:10Who locked this?
08:11Well, things can't get much freakier than that!
08:18Chat, you betcha, with breaking news, things are about to get much freakier!
08:21Scary clowns are chasing children!
08:25Scary clowns are chasing children!
08:26Scary clowns are chasing children!
08:28Scary clowns are chasing children!
08:29In related news, a pack of ravenous hyenas are now chasing the scary clowns who are still
08:33chasing the children!
08:34Okay, now things really can't get much freakier!
08:37Nose pasta!
08:38Move, silly old people!
08:41I have a Class 5 Russian submarine that's about to blow!
08:44And this just in, a pack of angry, unhugged feral cats has gone wild and turned into a whirling
08:49catnado!
08:50Demsdale is in total chaos!
08:52Who's responsible?
08:53Chloe!
08:54Chloe!
08:55Chloe!
08:56Chloe!
08:57You know all those good deeds you used to do that you don't do anymore?
09:12You need to do them again!
09:14Chloe, without you, the clowns are scary, the hyenas are hungry, the old people are stranded,
09:19Timmy's dad is about to blow up the world, and the shelter cats have formed a catnado!
09:23Chloe, you have to unwish your slacker wish and go back to being a nutsy stranger!
09:27How stressed out do-good are you used to be?
09:29No!
09:30I believe that was a you-deal-with-it-so-I-can-take-a-nap grunt!
09:35Wait a minute!
09:36I'm itchy and I'm getting a rash!
09:38Chloe didn't get a rash from being stressed out, she got it from this sash!
09:42Which is covered in goat fleas from Chompy!
09:44She's got a sash rash!
09:46Demsdale needs you, Chloe!
09:48Unwish your wish!
09:50That counts!
09:51Forget it, Chloe!
09:58That catnado is even too big for a nutsy, stressed out do-gooder like you to stop!
10:02Wanda!
10:03Cosmo!
10:04I wish the catnado was gone!
10:09Good thought!
10:10Bad execution!
10:12I'm so not a cat person!
10:13So that happened!
10:14Nice knowing you, Chloe!
10:15I'm not person of the year for nothing, Timmy!
10:16I'm going in!
10:17Nice knowing you, Chloe!
10:18Nice knowing you, Chloe!
10:19I'm not person of the year for nothing, Timmy!
10:20I'm going in!
10:21Ah!
10:22Hey!
10:23Hug hug!
10:24Good one!
10:25Good kitty!
10:26Nice kitty!
10:27Calm down!
10:28Yeah!
10:29Ah!
10:34Ah!
10:35Ah!
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10:58Ah...
11:02Ah!
11:03Ah!
11:04Well, I won the way.
11:05Ah!
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11:15deix...
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11:27I'll be registered i'm going to get off my button show up for the
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