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00:00优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:30优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
01:00优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
01:02How come I never get to be the broom?
01:04Because the broom is the boy at the wedding, silly!
01:07Why do I even open my mouth?
01:09Oh, I found my old gravity boots!
01:12Why don't I ever use these?
01:14Oh, I remember they used to make me black out, but not anymore!
01:17Eh, I don't mind mayonnaise.
01:21Maybe some juice.
01:23Worst day ever!
01:24Jinx!
01:25Double jinx!
01:26Stop saying jinx!
01:28Hey, I'm not blacking out anymore!
01:30Timmy!
01:31I'm in a state of utter torment!
01:34I've been chosen to participate in a hamburger eating contest for charity!
01:38Oh, I hear ya!
01:39Charity's the worst!
01:41No!
01:42I'm a vegetarian!
01:43I hate meat!
01:44I love meat!
01:45You know what I hate?
01:46Organizing!
01:47Really?
01:48I love organizing!
01:50Oh, no!
01:51This garage is a tantalizing disaster!
01:55I would love to put everything in color-coded alphabetized boxes with labels!
02:01Boy, if only there was some magical way you two could switch places for the day!
02:10But of course, that's not possible!
02:12That's it!
02:13I love meat!
02:14You love organizing!
02:15I wish we could switch places!
02:21Awesome!
02:22I'm pretty!
02:23And I get to eat hamburgers!
02:25Awesome!
02:26My teeth are big and I get to spend my entire Saturday organizing!
02:29Wait!
02:30Timmy sounds like Chloe and Chloe sounds like Timmy!
02:32This is blowing my mind!
02:34Oh, no!
02:35His mind is bad enough when it's not blown!
02:38Now Wanda's voice is coming out of Wanda!
02:40Now it's coming out of me!
02:42No, wait!
02:43That was just me imitating Wanda!
02:45Now who am I imitating?
02:46You!
02:47Eh!
02:48There are strangers with wings in the garage!
02:50This always happens when I wear these boots!
02:53Ah!
02:54Whoopee!
02:55I found my electric roller skates and rainbow disco wig!
02:58I'm on a roll!
03:01Into it, Trap!
03:03Trap, you'll bet you're reporting from the annual Dimmsdale charity hamburger eating contest!
03:07Disturbingly large man, a tiny girl, and what appears to be a yeti!
03:11Stuff your faces!
03:16Hey, Lightweights!
03:17You gonna eat those?
03:18Didn't think so!
03:20We have a winner!
03:21What's your name, little girl?
03:22Timmy!
03:23I mean, Chloe!
03:24Let's go with Clemmy!
03:25Clemmy Turner Michael!
03:26That's the worst name ever!
03:27What do you know?
03:28You just won the burping contest, too!
03:29La la la!
03:30Sorting, sorting, sorting, leaving, leaving, loving, lovingness!
03:34I skated into like 70 cars, and I think I broke my brain because I'm hallucinating my garage is clean!
03:50Also, who am I?
03:51You're Timmy's dad, which would make you my dad because of course, I'm Timmy!
03:56Oh, Timmy!
03:57I don't know which I love more, your organizational skills or your new girly voice!
04:02My little boy is finally becoming a woman!
04:05I love being Timmy with the girly voice!
04:11Lamp, TV, and...
04:13What have you done to me?!
04:15Turned you into a winner!
04:17Yeah!
04:18Ooh, that was the sound of you digesting about 17 pounds of ground chuck!
04:23You scared a yeti!
04:25You have turned the temple that is my body into a toxic dump!
04:29I demand we switch back!
04:31Fine with me, you have a stomach ache!
04:34By the way, you also won the burping contest!
04:37Yeah, the prize was more burgers!
04:40Stop it!
04:41Cosmo!
04:42Wanda!
04:43Ooh, Chloe!
04:45You've really let yourself go!
04:47No!
04:48She's me and I'm her!
04:50Mind blown!
04:53Don't worry, guys!
04:54We'll just switch you back to your old selves!
04:58Cosmo, these aren't our wands!
05:00They aren't?
05:01Oh, right!
05:02Funny story!
05:03With my mind blown and all, I confused our wands with the garbage!
05:06It's more funny uh-oh than funny ha-ha!
05:09You threw the wands in the garbage?!
05:11We're toast if you can't find them!
05:13I like toast!
05:15In fact, I smell burning toast right now!
05:17In an unrelated note, my wand smells like a fish carcass!
05:20You two are just gonna have to wait this out until I find our wands!
05:24If you need me, I'll be in the garbage!
05:26Okay!
05:27We can pretend to be each other until Wanda finds the wands!
05:30Just stay calm!
05:32Stop eating burgers!
05:34Chloe-wee!
05:35Dinner time!
05:36Ooh, I could eat!
05:37Hope you're having burgers!
05:41We made your favorite!
05:42Mock cheese and kelp casserole!
05:45Looks like a dog threw up in the grass!
05:47And it smells like low tide!
05:49Oh, that smell is me, sweetheart!
05:51I harvested the kelp directly from the ocean!
05:54Yeah, I'm gonna pass on the weird hippie food!
05:57I got me a trophy full of burgers!
06:03It's dinner time, Timmy with the girly voice!
06:05Would you set the table?
06:09No, Timmy!
06:11That's where we keep your father's scary puppets!
06:14I knew that because I am Timmy!
06:16And I also know that the plates are actually to the left of the sink!
06:19Please be there!
06:20Please be there!
06:21No, Timmy!
06:23You know that's where we keep your mother's medieval fighting equipment!
06:27Who keeps axes and scary puppets over the sink?
06:30I mean, we do, of course!
06:33Please remind me where we keep the plates!
06:39We hide them like Easter eggs, so they could be anywhere!
06:42You people are so disorganized!
06:45I can't take it!
06:51Farks go in the fork drawer!
06:53Spoons go in the spoon drawer!
06:55Scary puppets go in the scary puppet drawer!
06:57That is a really scary puppet!
07:00That's nasty Ned!
07:02He's very handsome and he's my favorite!
07:04I have to say that or he gets mad!
07:06Quiet!
07:07I am organizing!
07:09Uh-oh!
07:10Timmy's girly voice has turned into a meanie voice!
07:13Maybe he's hungry!
07:14I'll get the hamburger casserole out of the laundry hamper!
07:17Well, where else would you put it?
07:19The refrigerator?
07:20Yes!
07:21That's exactly where you put it!
07:22Stop laughing!
07:23This whole thing's a nightmare!
07:34I hate being you!
07:35Your parents keep food in the hamper and it took me a half hour to floss your big front teeth!
07:40Alright, calm down!
07:42First of all, what's floss?
07:43And second, don't worry!
07:45Wanda will find the wands and everything will be back to normal!
07:53Or not!
07:56Feed me!
07:57Hey, is there anything else you want to tell me about your closet?
08:00It's impeccably organized!
08:02Oh, and it contains Brittany, my vicious man-eating plant!
08:05You have to feed her every ten minutes all night!
08:07Or...
08:08Well, I would just feed her if I were you!
08:11Feed me!
08:13Ah!
08:14Timmy!
08:15Ah!
08:16Defend yourself or perish!
08:18Ha!
08:19Sounds like you meant Vinny!
08:20I wished him up to attack me at night and keep my fighting skills sharp!
08:23Terrible idea!
08:25Ah!
08:26Hey, thanks for coming by, Mr. and Mrs. Clampickle!
08:30Our son has been acting crazy lately!
08:33And like any good parent, we naturally blame the influence of someone else!
08:37In this case, your daughter!
08:39What a coincidence!
08:40You see, our daughter has been acting crazy lately too!
08:43And naturally, we blame your son!
08:46Well, Dan, we're in agreement!
08:48No, wait, we're not!
08:49Wait, are we?
08:50Relax, you guys!
08:51I'm still the same old Chloe!
08:54By the way, I'm failing math!
08:56Chloe, Mother Teresa, Neil Armstrong Carmichael, you know your father faints at the mention
09:03of failure!
09:04He also faints from chocolate milk!
09:07The doctors never figured out why!
09:09As a loving mother, all I can say is that Timmy was weird enough before, but when I see
09:13him spend half an hour flossing, I know there's some bad mojo going down!
09:19The only logical solution is to forever separate our son from your daughter!
09:24Done!
09:25In fact, Clark and I are taking Chloe and moving away!
09:28As soon as Clark regains consciousness!
09:30Fine!
09:32Take your demon daughter and be gone!
09:34I don't want to be you anymore, but I'll also miss you if you forever move away!
09:47Please don't tell anyone I said that!
09:49Technically you didn't say it, because you're me!
09:52Anyway, I have an idea!
09:54All we have to do is prove to our parents that we're back to ourselves!
09:57And the best way to do that is by being ourselves!
10:01Okay, you guys!
10:03My mind's not blown anymore!
10:05I figured out that Chloe, you're Timmy!
10:08And Timmy, you're Chloe!
10:09Not anymore!
10:11Mind Reblown!
10:18Mommy, Daddy, please don't make me move away!
10:21My odd behavior had nothing to do with Timmy Turner!
10:23I was just going through a brief rebellious phase!
10:26I brought my math grade back up to an A plus infinity!
10:28Fed Britney!
10:29And look, I'm stuffing my face with kelp casserole!
10:32It's so deliciously kelpy!
10:34Oh, honey, our baby's back!
10:36Chocolate milk for everyone!
10:38Okay, Chloe, we'll stay.
10:43Just please take off some of that makeup.
10:45You look like a scary puppet, sweetie.
10:50Hey, Mom!
10:51Hey, Dad!
10:52Let's have some laundry hampered casserole!
10:55Oh, honey, our baby's back!
10:58Let's celebrate with some jousting at a scary puppet show!
11:01Ah!
11:02Phew!
11:03I'm glad our costumes worked!
11:04I found Wanda!
11:05She got recycled into a box of cereal called Fairy Snacks!
11:06The wands are the prize!
11:07Yes!
11:08I wish we were ourselves again!
11:09It worked!
11:10We're us again!
11:11I'm not pretty anymore!
11:12But who cares?
11:13Oh, no!
11:14Chloe's imitating Chloe!
11:15And Timmy's imitating Timmy!
11:16Mind blown!
11:17Bye, Brittany!
11:18Mind blown!
11:19Mind blown!
11:20Bye, Brittany!
11:21Mind eaten!
11:22Easter egg!
11:23We're us again!
11:24I'm not pretty anymore, but who cares?
11:26Oh no!Chloe's imitating Chloe!
11:28And Timmy's imitating Timmy!
11:30Mind blown!
11:33Hi,Brettony!
11:35Mind eaten!
11:37Easter Egg!
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