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00:00优优独播剧场——YoYo Television Series Exclusive
00:30Wait, that's what I am?
00:31Uh, what am I smart?
00:33The bag to hold your candy?
00:35The candy I've already eaten, because you're my backup barf bag!
00:40Ha-ha, Wanda! I'm Timmy's favorite barf bag!
00:44No, wait.
00:44Oh, Chloe!
00:48We've been making vines like all the cool kids are doing these days.
00:52Okay, that's the wrong kind of, uh, never mind. Good try.
00:56Mommy! Daddy! I'm going to Dinsdale Days!
00:59I'm going to throw up on the barf dragon with Timmy!
01:01Well, doesn't that sound unproductive?
01:04Sorry, but it's out of the question.
01:06You see, carnivals are an offense to humanity,
01:08with their deep-fried garbage food, shyster game booths,
01:11and worst of all, scary carnies, who I am pretty darn sure do not recycle.
01:16Besides, your mother and I have already made some fun family plans.
01:19We're going to chain ourselves to the old elm tree in the town square,
01:22so evil developers can't cut it down.
01:24That should make for a snazzy time, huh?
01:26Plus, a picture of us chained to the tree will make an absolutely buffo Christmas carton
01:31that we can recycle.
01:32But I want to go to Dinsdale Days!
01:35Well, when you're a parent, you can make your own decisions.
01:37But we know what's best for you, Chloe Jonas Soft Mandela Carmichael,
01:41and that's chaining yourself to a tree.
01:44Oh, just once, I wish I could be the parent
01:47so I could do what I want and go to the carnival!
01:49Wish granted! You're a parent for as long as Dinsdale Days is in town!
01:57I'm a parent! I'm in charge!
02:00On the downside, I'm wearing mom jeans.
02:02And Cosmo and Wanda disappeared! I'm out two barf bags!
02:05Hey, Chloe! Rocking those mom jeans!
02:09Also, Cosmo and Wanda are gone,
02:11because by wishing to be an adult, you are now too old to have theories!
02:14And since you and Timmy are in a very sheer scenario,
02:18he is squat out of luck as well!
02:20Well, I'm off to get in line for the barf dragon.
02:22You do not want to be on that ride late in the day.
02:26Timmy! I just thought of something.
02:28If I'm a parent, then my parents must be my...
02:31Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
02:33Mommy!
02:34God flushed my Sunday shoes down the toilet!
02:36It was awesome!
02:38And Connie shaved off my eyebrows!
02:39It was great!
02:40I'm not mad at your age-appropriate whimsy,
02:46because unlike my mom and dad, I'm a fun parent!
02:49Your kids are my kind of people!
02:52Pimsdale Days, here we come!
02:56I gotta say, Chloe, for your first time driving,
02:59you're way worse than I thought you'd be!
03:01Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
03:04Soon, valued offspring,
03:06because I'm taking a shortcut.
03:07But I'm a parent, and I get to do what I want!
03:11Yahoo!
03:14We're there!
03:20Did you hear that?
03:21That's the sound of a kid coughing up a deep-fried corn dog!
03:25We must be near...
03:26The Barf Dragon!
03:29The Barf Dragon!
03:32Sorry, ma'am.
03:33Front cars are for kids.
03:35You gotta ride in the back with the other creepy adults.
03:39Strip in, fellow creepy adult!
03:41PT-dubs, way to rock those mom jeans.
03:44Oh, this must be your first time in the Dragon's Caboose.
03:47What?
03:47Why did you say those words?
03:49Because you don't have a barf shield!
03:51Ha-ha!
03:51Come at me, Chunks!
03:54Hey, guys!
03:59I don't stink anymore!
04:01I got hosed down by the guy who washes the elephants!
04:04Yay!
04:05Yay!
04:06I'm doing what I want,
04:07because I'm the parent!
04:09I'm never going on the Barf Dragon again!
04:12Creepy adult alert!
04:13Bounce around!
04:15Ha-ha-ha!
04:16Ha-ha-ha!
04:17Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:17Wow, lady!
04:19You are a glutton for punishment!
04:21Ah!
04:24Hey, Chloe!
04:25We bought one of everything for the Deep Pride Everything booth!
04:28I have no idea what I'm eating, but it's delicious!
04:31Clark and I ate 11 pounds of cotton candy!
04:34Can we have more?
04:35Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please!
04:37Yes!
04:38I'm here!
04:39You're the best mom ever!
04:41Well, I've had a wonderful time at Dinsdale Days,
04:44although a lot of people have thrown up on me and the elastic on my mom jeans is starting to pitch.
04:49Yeah, yeah, yeah!
04:50But it's time to check out the most awesome attraction of all!
04:53Carnie Alley!
04:57It's not an official attraction!
04:59It's where all the cool carnies take their breaks!
05:02You'll see things in Carnie Alley you'll never forget!
05:05Even if you want to.
05:06But my mom, who is now my daughter, says that carnies are scary!
05:10That's what makes them fun!
05:11Last year, a guy named Lazy-Eye Larry paid me 70 bucks to crawl through a doggy door
05:14and get his ex-fiance's engagement ring back!
05:17Can we go?
05:17Can we go to Carnie Alley?
05:18Please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please, please!
05:21Fun parent, fun parent, fun parent!
05:23Uh, you betcha?
05:25Yes!
05:26I'd like to see Lazy-Eye Larry again.
05:28But word on the street is that he's working a new ride
05:30called the Witness Prediction Program!
05:33Ah!
05:35Ah!
05:36Ah!
05:37Was that a lizard or a man?
05:39Could have been both!
05:40It's Carnie Alley!
05:44Ah!
05:44I mean, whoopee!
05:46Said the fun mom.
05:47But, oh, rats, we have to go home now because we're all out of tickets!
05:52Oh, Timmy!
05:53I've got a gazillion tickets!
05:56No!
05:56No, no, no, no, no!
05:59I mean, whoopee!
06:00Yay!
06:02It's actually more than a gazillion.
06:04It's a Googleplex of tickets, which, like seven, is a number too big for me to understand!
06:08Okay, I'll go on one more ride, as long as it's not the grab-a-twist!
06:13But the grab-a-twist is fun!
06:14And we thought you were a fun mom!
06:17Huh?
06:19Yay!
06:20Yay!
06:21I hope this is a short ride!
06:23It is, but no worries.
06:25I gave the ride operator all my tickets, so we're gonna get a Googleplex of turns, which
06:29is a long time in human years!
06:34Yay!
06:35Woo-hoo!
06:36Woo-hoo!
06:36Woo-hoo!
06:37Woo-hoo!
06:37Woo-hoo!
06:38Woo-hoo!
06:38Woo-hoo!
06:39Woo-hoo!
06:39Woo-hoo!
06:40Woo-hoo!
06:41I think we went back in time there for a minute!
06:43I saw Ben Franklin riding a dinosaur!
06:45I'm saying this is a fun mom!
06:47I hated that ride!
06:51Well, we're home!
06:53Mommy's gonna sleep until this whole nightmare!
06:55I mean, super fun experience is over!
06:57So, night night!
06:58Sleep over!
06:59Sleep over!
07:00Sleep over!
07:01Sleep over!
07:02Sleep over!
07:03Sleep over!
07:04Okay, you guys can have a sleep over, as long as you promise not to bother Mommy!
07:08Eh!
07:09But we're kids!
07:10We need parental guidance!
07:11I thought you were a creepy adult!
07:12But I have the mind of a child!
07:15It's true!
07:16He's been tested!
07:17Okay...
07:18I am the fun mom, so...
07:20Sleep over it is!
07:21But sleep over has the word sleep in it, so...
07:24Go to sleep!
07:29Ah!
07:30What did you do?!
07:33Ah!
07:34We made popcorn!
07:35A Googleplex of it!
07:37Tell us a story, fun mom!
07:39But I'm so tired!
07:40Story!
07:41Story!
07:42Story!
07:43Story!
07:44Once upon a time!
07:45There was a girl who wanted to be a parent, so she could do what she wanted to do!
07:49She tried to be a fun mom, but she got stuck in the dragon's caboose!
07:53This story's stupid!
07:54Without a barf shield!
07:55And she was dragged into Corny Alley, where she saw things she could never unsee!
07:59The end!
08:00Nighty night!
08:01That was a scary story...
08:02And stupid!
08:03Now we need a happy story so that we can go to sleep and rest up for another fun-filled day!
08:08A Dim'sdale Days!
08:09Dim'sdale Days!
08:10Dim'sdale Days!
08:11Dim'sdale Days!
08:12No!
08:13No more Dim'sdale Days for you, you little monsters!
08:17Not tomorrow!
08:18Not ever!
08:19You are monster children with evil in your hearts!
08:29Monsters!
08:31Wow, that was some terrible parenting!
08:34Who wants to play with knives?
08:35Me!
08:36Those kids have driven me manners!
08:37It sounds like Dim'sdale Days is right outside my house!
08:42What in the name of Corny Alley is going on here?
08:43Well you wouldn't let us go to Dim'sdale Days, so we brought Dim'sdale Days to us!
08:58But the only way you could do that is if you had...
09:02Fairies?
09:05That's right, fairies!
09:09But, but, why?
09:11Why?
09:12Because when you went all cuckoo-crick-rick-rick last night, you acted like such a bad mom that your kids, or actually your parents, qualified for fairies!
09:18And we were available!
09:20Actually, I was making a pretty penny crawling through doggy doors for Slippery Pete, formerly known as Lazy-Eye Larry.
09:26Yeah, he's not the best lookout in the world!
09:28They got fairies because of me?
09:30Yeah, you kind of stunk it up!
09:32I didn't want to be a mean mom!
09:34I just wanted to go to Dim'sdale Days!
09:36Also, I'm gonna be sick!
09:39Connie!
09:40Clark!
09:41I'm so sorry!
09:42I never should have yelled at you for engaging in age-appropriate whimsy!
09:46Being a parent is a lot harder than I thought!
09:48I just wish I could be a kid again!
09:51I think we can make that happen!
09:53You're gonna find Rebecca's kid!
09:57I'm a kid again!
09:58Whoopee!
09:59Good thing, too!
10:00Cause to be honest, you did not rock those mom jeans!
10:03You know, Chloe, your father and I were talking!
10:05Well, I was talking!
10:07And we remembered what it was like to be kids!
10:09Rebecca said it was talking!
10:10Sorry!
10:11Anywho, we remembered what it was like to be kids and, well, we decided that you can go to Dim'sdale Days!
10:17Really?
10:18Yay!
10:19You're the most fun parents ever!
10:21Yeah, I wouldn't go overboard!
10:22They're still gonna chain themselves to a tree!
10:24You should have some age-appropriate whimsy!
10:27But, there are a lot of germs at these carnivals, so just step into the Santibacteria bubble, won'tcha?
10:32I'm so excited to be a kid again!
10:35I feel so free!
10:36And antiseptic!
10:38I'm just happy not to be a barf bag!
10:41This is awesome!
10:42Let's go straight to Carnie Alley!
10:44Six Fingers Jimmy's gonna give me a burner phone!
10:46By the way, he doesn't have an extra finger!
10:49Six is the total number of fingers on both hands!
10:51I got the ring!
10:52I got the ring!
10:53Start the car, Lazy Eye Larry!
10:56Larry?
11:02Play the ball!
11:20Turn it in hard!
11:24beliefs
11:27fans
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