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Cosmic Princess Kaguya!
PG-13
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ONA
2h 23m
Tsukuyomi is a virtual realm where hopes and dreams come together. Iroha Sakayori, a 17-year-old high school student in Tokyo, leads an extremely busy life trying to balance part-time work and academics. She finds peace by watching a popular streamer named Yachiyo Runami, who is the administrator of an online virtual space called Tsukuyomi. Iroha frequents Tsukuyomi, where people can live different lives and freely pursue their creativity, and she passes the time by supporting Yachiyo and playing battle games to earn a little extra money. On her way home one day, Iroha finds a telephone pole shining with iridescent hues. To her surprise, an adorable baby emerges from the pole. Unable to abandon it, Iroha takes the infant home and watches her rapidly grow into a girl her own age. "Are you Princess Kaguya?" The grown-up Kaguya develops a self-indulgent personality. At Kaguya's fervent request, Iroha helps her start streaming in Tsukuyomi. With Iroha as producer and songwriter and Kaguya as streamer and singer, the two grow steadily closer. Little do they know that ominous forces lie in wait, eager to take Kaguya back to the moon. This is the tale of Princess Kaguya as never seen before.
PG-13
HD
1
1
ONA
2h 23m
Tsukuyomi is a virtual realm where hopes and dreams come together. Iroha Sakayori, a 17-year-old high school student in Tokyo, leads an extremely busy life trying to balance part-time work and academics. She finds peace by watching a popular streamer named Yachiyo Runami, who is the administrator of an online virtual space called Tsukuyomi. Iroha frequents Tsukuyomi, where people can live different lives and freely pursue their creativity, and she passes the time by supporting Yachiyo and playing battle games to earn a little extra money. On her way home one day, Iroha finds a telephone pole shining with iridescent hues. To her surprise, an adorable baby emerges from the pole. Unable to abandon it, Iroha takes the infant home and watches her rapidly grow into a girl her own age. "Are you Princess Kaguya?" The grown-up Kaguya develops a self-indulgent personality. At Kaguya's fervent request, Iroha helps her start streaming in Tsukuyomi. With Iroha as producer and songwriter and Kaguya as streamer and singer, the two grow steadily closer. Little do they know that ominous forces lie in wait, eager to take Kaguya back to the moon. This is the tale of Princess Kaguya as never seen before.
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00:00:00A long time ago.
00:00:30Wait a minute, that's not right, hang on.
00:00:45Perhaps in the distant future.
00:01:00Run again.
00:01:02It's neither a long time ago, nor in the distant future.
00:01:11It's just a teensy bit in the future, in a world not so different from the present.
00:01:15A little help here?
00:01:17On it.
00:01:19Your aiming skills are cracked, Iroha.
00:01:21Totally.
00:01:22So when are you gonna go pro?
00:01:23GG's.
00:01:25This is Iroha, a perfectly normal high school girl, who also happens to be a gamer.
00:01:30Due to her not so great relationship with her mother, she decided to move to Tokyo and live on her own.
00:01:39In order to cover those pesky living expenses and tuition fees, she somehow managed to make ends meet by diligently working part-time jobs.
00:01:47At school she had all the attributes to excel in both academics and sports.
00:01:51She was a model student, admired by her peers.
00:01:54Miss Sakoyori!
00:01:56Yes!
00:01:57It has been a long time sentence structure.
00:01:58The past participle of the verb to be combined with the auxiliary verb has creates the present perfect tense.
00:02:04That is correct.
00:02:05Nice job.
00:02:09Yikes, that was too close.
00:02:10I passed out with my eyes still open.
00:02:12Good thing nobody noticed.
00:02:13I really lucked out there.
00:02:19As for her other activities...
00:02:22She prepped for class, fangirled over her idols, cried herself to sleep, played video games, and fangirled some more in the VR world with her friends.
00:02:33Gather round, for this is the tale of Iroha Sakoyori.
00:02:38But you can just call her Iroha.
00:02:40I feel very lucky and I'm afraid to know what I have, but...
00:02:45Oh crap!
00:02:59It's just another ordinary day for this busy bee and her jam-packed schedule.
00:03:07Yeah, so...
00:03:09Look!
00:03:10She's on her way back home!
00:03:11Um...
00:03:15At last, the long awaited 3D weekend has finally arrived!
00:03:19For the first time in forever, I can get a whole six hours of sleep!
00:03:22I'm missing you again, I'm wanting to see your smiling face, I feel it when you're far away, but even when the rain is falling, eventually it dries away, and leaves our rainbows in the sky.
00:03:50After being pushed to the limit, Iroha received a well-deserved break.
00:03:55The shooting star!
00:03:56I hope you get us wishes granted!
00:03:57That's all that matters!
00:03:58Should I make a wish?
00:03:59Okay.
00:04:00Please send me money!
00:04:01Please send me money!
00:04:02In our hearts we've all got a song, it's a precious melody!
00:04:04Straight from you!
00:04:05Straight from you!
00:04:06Oh!
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00:04:42Lo and behold, Itoha saw something on her way home.
00:04:54The base of one of the utility poles was glowing in seven different colors, kind of like a gaming rag.
00:05:01Curious yet wary, she took a closer look.
00:05:05Just the light messing with my eyes.
00:05:07A brilliant light shone from inside the pole.
00:05:12You're not giving up, huh?
00:05:30Itoha didn't know what to do, so she said this.
00:05:50Sorry, but I'm kind of maxed out with life stuff at the moment.
00:06:05Forgive me, I gotta go!
00:06:14Do this! I don't care what happens anymore!
00:06:23Okay, maybe this place isn't safe for a baby.
00:06:26Should I take you to the police or something?
00:06:27Jeez, how am I supposed to carry something like this?
00:06:33Hey, wait a minute!
00:06:34Hey!
00:06:35Excuse me, open up!
00:06:36You forgot something really important out here!
00:06:42Great, now I look like some kind of criminal kidnapping an innocent baby!
00:06:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:06:50Okay, good baby, nice baby!
00:07:00What am I gonna do?
00:07:01I can't believe this is happening!
00:07:07Uh-oh, a bang on the wall?
00:07:08That's never happened before!
00:07:11Why are you crying?
00:07:12There's nothing to be scared of!
00:07:13Stop babies from crying!
00:07:19Hey, how about a lullaby?
00:07:21That usually works on babies, right?
00:07:23My memory escapes me.
00:07:33In our hearts, we've all got a song
00:07:37It's a precious melody
00:07:41Straight from your song
00:07:47Singing so sweet
00:07:50Oh, Yachiyo's songs are magic!
00:07:59Finally!
00:08:01But what am I supposed to do now?
00:08:04Yeah, I guess you could call it an incident.
00:08:06You see, this utility pole was glowing rainbow colors
00:08:09Then all of a sudden, a kid came out of it
00:08:11I-I mean, a baby
00:08:13Yeah, I know, it doesn't make any sense
00:08:15I honestly can't make any sense of it either
00:08:18You know, on second thought, everything's fine!
00:08:22I apologize for bothering you, officer!
00:08:24Yes, thank you very much, and have a good night!
00:08:27I'm exhausted
00:08:28Was it a dream?
00:08:49No, it's real
00:08:50Wait, was it this big?
00:08:52It beat itself!
00:08:54Seriously?
00:08:55Why is everything so expensive in this store?
00:09:00And diapers are the worst!
00:09:04That'll be 13,243 yen, please
00:09:07Fujipei
00:09:08Why am I doing this for some random baby I found?
00:09:15Nope, I'm not gonna think about my four life choices until next week
00:09:18What the hell do you know about me, you hypocrite?
00:09:39I feel like everything is moving at such a fast pace nowadays
00:09:42I wonder if I'm gonna be able to keep that in my head
00:09:44That's what I'm gonna be able to keep that in my head
00:09:46I couldn't understand what he was talking about
00:09:50So I didn't want to make the issue
00:09:51Heavy
00:10:01Hey, I'm hungry, get up, get up!
00:10:21Hang on, give me a second
00:10:22I want milk
00:10:24Please wait a moment while I put on the kettle
00:10:27Scary
00:10:32Kindly take your leave
00:10:38This is seriously freaking me out
00:10:42How did you get so big so quickly?
00:10:44Hmm
00:10:44Well, everything moves so fast nowadays
00:10:46And life passes you by in the blink of an eye
00:10:48Yeah, things that are a freak of nature
00:10:51No thanks
00:10:52Come on, stand up and get out of here
00:10:55Oh no, are you okay?
00:11:01No, I bumped my head and now it really hurts
00:11:04Look, I don't have the time nor the patience to be babysitting children right now
00:11:11I'm hungry too
00:11:23Five hundred ninety-four yen for takeout
00:11:27That's five meals worth
00:11:28And it's two in the morning
00:11:30Here
00:11:31What is this magic? It's so good!
00:11:46Well, uh, it's omurice, I guess
00:11:49Is that what it's called? I love omurice!
00:11:52Really? That's great, I'm glad to hear it
00:11:53Do you have any idea where you came from?
00:11:57And support me the entire universe to me
00:11:59I'd never be where I am today if I want for all of you
00:12:02Wait, the moon?
00:12:04Maybe
00:12:04So, why did you come here, Miss Alien?
00:12:09To invade us?
00:12:11Now that I think about it, I honestly don't remember
00:12:14Where I come from every day was super boring
00:12:17I wanted to run away and find some place fun and exciting where I could be happy
00:12:20You shouldn't have run away
00:12:22What? Why not?
00:12:26So anyway, changing the subject
00:12:30Does this look familiar to you at all?
00:12:33Nope, what is it?
00:12:34The tale of the bamboo cutter
00:12:35A princess from the moon appears out of a bamboo stalk
00:12:40And an old man takes her in and raises her
00:12:42Then she's pressured into getting married and stuff
00:12:45What? Married?
00:12:46You came out of a glowing utility pole instead of a bamboo stalk
00:12:49But I have reason to believe that you're THE Princess Kaguya
00:12:52Stop it!
00:12:56Hey!
00:12:58I'm so sorry, what was that again?
00:12:59Please continue
00:13:00What?
00:13:02Okay, that means you're the old man in this picture, right, Uruha?
00:13:05Sure, if it were 80 years from now and I was a man
00:13:07You know how insulting that sounds?
00:13:08Focus!
00:13:10Wait, back up a minute, how do you know my name?
00:13:13On second thought, there's no way that someone like you is THE Princess Kaguya
00:13:16I don't even know what I'm saying anymore
00:13:18Hey, so what happens at the end of the story?
00:13:22Uh, her people take her back to the moon
00:13:24The old men fought to keep her on Earth
00:13:26But unfortunately, it was all in vain
00:13:27The princess is dressed in a celestial robe
00:13:30She goes back to the moon and forgets everything about Earth
00:13:32It will move, what happens next?
00:13:39That's all there is, a happy ending
00:13:41What?
00:13:41She goes back to the moon and that's it?
00:13:43That's like the worst ending ever!
00:13:45No, no!
00:13:47Princess Kaguya is definitely not okay with that ending!
00:13:51And the fact that it's supposed to be a heartwarming story makes it so much worse!
00:13:55That's the way the cookie crumbles, my friend
00:13:57Get over it
00:13:58I don't want a bad ending!
00:14:00I want a happy ending!
00:14:01This is so unfair, I hate it!
00:14:03You must all fit all you want
00:14:08It's still not gonna change anything
00:14:10If it's true, then it's already been decided
00:14:13You just have to accept your fate and be prepared
00:14:18That's it
00:14:20Figures, I've got more canker sores
00:14:28Great
00:14:29This three-day weekend went by too fast
00:14:32I got it!
00:14:33It's been decided
00:14:34I'm gonna make my own happy ending
00:14:36And you're gonna be my passenger on this ride to the grand finale!
00:14:40Come on!
00:14:43I don't need a happy ending
00:14:45A normal ending is perfectly fine with me
00:14:47Listen to what you're saying!
00:14:49You don't really mean that, do you?
00:14:50What are you doing?
00:14:51Get away from me, you creepy alien!
00:14:53You're so mean!
00:14:53Why can't you just let me sleep?
00:15:09Well, I guess she left
00:15:10Maybe it was just a dream caused by my stressful schedule
00:15:14Yes!
00:15:17Good morning, I'm hiding right here
00:15:19Yo, Iroha!
00:15:21Who's this lady on the internet that you constantly watch?
00:15:25You really like her?
00:15:26That's Yachio Runami, an AI livestreamer
00:15:28I'm a fan
00:15:29Whoa, AI?
00:15:32You mean like she's a robot or something?
00:15:34She can clone herself, sing and dance
00:15:35And she's 8,000 years old
00:15:37That's her backstory
00:15:38Wow, no way!
00:15:42I gotta go to school, see ya
00:15:44No, don't go!
00:15:46Have you grown again?
00:15:48Stay with me, please don't leave!
00:15:49Sorry, but I can't skip school
00:15:51Don't go anywhere
00:15:52Look, your food's over there
00:15:54Pancakes
00:15:55Super gross
00:16:03Please don't go!
00:16:06Is school really that important?
00:16:08More important than anything
00:16:09Getting involved with you was my responsibility
00:16:12But I'll make sure everything goes back to normal
00:16:15So hurry up and remember how to get back to the moon
00:16:17This is some assassin-level sleeping
00:16:28Not again
00:16:29Would anyone like to give this piece a shot?
00:16:33That was flawlessly accurate
00:16:47Wonderful
00:16:47At least something's going right
00:16:51I hope that rapidly growing alien is behaving herself at home
00:16:55Keep up the pace and it's totally doable
00:16:58I'm confident you can pull this off
00:17:00Thanks
00:17:01That's what I'm striving for
00:17:03With all this hard work
00:17:05I'm sure your parents must be very proud of you
00:17:07Yeah, well, that would be nice
00:17:10There's still plenty of time until the deadline
00:17:14Think this through
00:17:16Yikes, it's so hot
00:17:24Come here
00:17:28I want one of these cuties
00:17:30Can I pick your brain about what you're going to do after graduation?
00:17:35Let me guess
00:17:36It's something to do with music
00:17:37You're maybe e-sports, right?
00:17:39Seriously?
00:17:40I don't have that kind of talent
00:17:41I highly doubt my parents would approve of that
00:17:43It's either Tokyo University or something equivalent
00:17:46That's the bare minimum?
00:17:48Super harsh
00:17:49Compared to you, I guess my parents just spoil me rotten
00:17:52Thankfully, the only thing I don't have to worry about is being unhealthy
00:17:56Because I ended up with good genes
00:17:58Hell yeah, what a great time to be alive
00:18:01Wouldn't expect any less from a superhuman
00:18:03Who earns her own tuition and living expenses
00:18:05Eroha, you're pushing yourself too hard
00:18:08You should learn to take it easy once in a while
00:18:10I'm gonna hit you with some logic
00:18:12Okay, okay, I'll take it easy
00:18:15Don't worry
00:18:15Look at that cute girl
00:18:16Is she stalking something?
00:18:18I wonder if she's okay all by herself
00:18:21Is this way, right?
00:18:22Yeah, it's up those stairs
00:18:23We've got a surprise for you
00:18:25What do you mean?
00:18:27A new cafe opened up
00:18:28You promised you'd check it out with us
00:18:30Come on
00:18:31But I don't know if I can today
00:18:32Let's go
00:18:33I really don't have a lot of free time
00:18:36Since Iroha's notes saved us from failing
00:18:42Behold
00:18:43Here's a token of our thanks
00:18:45We hope you enjoy your present
00:18:46Thanks a lot, you two
00:18:48This looks
00:18:50Iroha's notes
00:18:53What's up, Iroha?
00:18:58She's so cute
00:18:59Iroha, is she one of your friends?
00:19:01I just noticed she's wearing your clothes
00:19:02Do you like pancakes?
00:19:04Do you want to try this one too?
00:19:06How?
00:19:08These are pancakes?
00:19:09No way!
00:19:10They're nothing like the ones Iroha makes
00:19:12Well, she's not exactly a friend
00:19:15She, uh...
00:19:16I'm from the moon
00:19:18Actually, she meant she's feeling over the moon
00:19:22She's my cousin
00:19:23I feel the same way
00:19:25These pancakes are really delicious
00:19:26What's your name?
00:19:28Um, it's...
00:19:31It's Kaguya
00:19:32Kaguya
00:19:33Super cute
00:19:34Right, Kaguya
00:19:35Kaguya?
00:19:38Kaguya!
00:19:39Kaguya, it's so cute!
00:19:44Sorry, I gotta run
00:19:45Thanks for the dessert
00:19:46I'll make it up two months later
00:19:47I promise!
00:19:48Ah!
00:19:50Wow!
00:19:51It was so nice and cool in that building, wasn't it?
00:19:53Why can't your place be like that, Iroha?
00:19:57You completely lost your mind?
00:19:58What if somebody found out who you really are?
00:20:00And why the hell did you leave my place?
00:20:02I told you to save it!
00:20:02I left your place because I was bored!
00:20:04Continue to live recklessly
00:20:05And you'll end up destroying yourself
00:20:07You gotta be more patient and level-headed
00:20:09Hey, can you show me how to use these?
00:20:16Are those my smart contacts?
00:20:17Did you bring them?
00:20:19Nah, I bought my own pair with your laptop
00:20:21What?
00:20:26I worked so hard to save that money
00:20:28I worked so hard to save all of that money!
00:20:31Hey, I've got an idea!
00:20:32Why don't we just go on your laptop and rewrite the bank info?
00:20:34We can increase the numbers in your account!
00:20:36Absolutely not!
00:20:37What's wrong with you?
00:20:38No!
00:20:39Don't you dare touch those numbers!
00:20:42Hope you're hungry!
00:20:44Ta-da!
00:20:46For our first course, we have some corn pitage
00:20:48made with the freshest corn
00:20:50Next, a crispy salad with burdock root and asparagus
00:20:52And for the main course, a delicious hamburger steak simmered in tomato sauce!
00:20:56Last but certainly not least, zucchini!
00:20:58You used my money for this too, didn't you?
00:21:00Well, of course!
00:21:02Impressed?
00:21:03Awww!
00:21:11Heat!
00:21:13Now I'm poor and destitute without a yen to my name!
00:21:16I've been working endlessly to pay for my tuition!
00:21:19What the hell?
00:21:21This is delicious!
00:21:22Who even are you?
00:21:23I can't remember the last time I heard a meal this good!
00:21:26All my body wants to do is groin!
00:21:28Is the loss of my money worth it?
00:21:30Eww, you devil!
00:21:31What are you talking about?
00:21:32I'm not a devil!
00:21:33I'm Kaguya!
00:21:36You're so annoying!
00:21:39Damn, that's good!
00:21:44Hey, listen!
00:21:45I cannot possibly keep hiding you here!
00:21:48I'm already dealing with a lot,
00:21:50like living on my own against my parents' wishes!
00:21:52I just don't want any trouble, okay?
00:21:53It's done!
00:22:02Why are you on my laptop?
00:22:03You're not doing anything illegal, are you?
00:22:05Nah, I bought a mobile game kit!
00:22:07Now Anna Joshi can always be with me wherever I go!
00:22:10By the way, what kind of grub do you want to tickle your taste buds tomorrow?
00:22:13Any requests?
00:22:14She's planning on living here forever, isn't she?
00:22:17Well, of course I have to live here!
00:22:19Where else am I going to go?
00:22:20What if a scientist finds me and they want to put me in a lab and dissect me?
00:22:24Help!
00:22:27You can stay until someone picks you up.
00:22:33For real?
00:22:34Don't stand out.
00:22:35Don't go outside without permission.
00:22:37And don't get in my way.
00:22:39As long as you follow these three simple rules,
00:22:41then you can stay here.
00:22:42What?
00:22:44So you're saying I'm doomed to live my life in a prison
00:22:46confined without any fun or human interaction?
00:22:49You said you're going to make your own happy ending.
00:22:52Just don't get me involved.
00:22:54Let's pretend this conversation didn't happen.
00:22:57But I want a happy ending together!
00:22:58Please, pretty please!
00:23:01Stop that!
00:23:02Ignoring me is strictly forbidden!
00:23:05Seriously?
00:23:10My homework!
00:23:11No!
00:23:12Where are you going?
00:23:13Please don't leave me behind again!
00:23:14I'm begging you to spare my life!
00:23:16I can't spend another minute in this boring, charmless, decrepit place all alone!
00:23:21I'm serious.
00:23:22You can only stay until someone collects you.
00:23:24Got it?
00:23:25Oh, that's right.
00:23:26You have to pay for your own food.
00:23:28More rules?
00:23:37Are you ready?
00:23:38Iroha, where'd you run off to?
00:23:59Wait!
00:24:00It's Yachiyo!
00:24:01You're Yachiyo, right?
00:24:02The sun has finally set, and night begins to fall.
00:24:07Welcome to the virtual world of Tsukuyomi, friend.
00:24:22I'm the caretaker, Yachiyo Runami.
00:24:24This bundle of love's bushy.
00:24:26Yachiyo brought Tsukuyomi to life and created me too!
00:24:29Now, before you head out there, that attire is a little unbecoming, don't you think?
00:24:40Okay.
00:24:41Wow, these clothes look super adorable, and I love this hairstyle!
00:24:44Perfect!
00:24:45I think you're ready to join the rest of us!
00:24:48Come on!
00:24:49Off you go!
00:24:50Blonde, huh?
00:25:08Princess Kaguya's trendy.
00:25:11Hold up!
00:25:12Are you Iroha?
00:25:13Who's that little guy?
00:25:14No way!
00:25:15It's Iroha!
00:25:15I didn't know you could come in here!
00:25:17Let's go!
00:25:26Let's go!
00:25:27Let's go!
00:25:28This is so cool!
00:25:53Congratulations on your very first login!
00:25:56In Tsukuyomi, everyone is a creator!
00:25:59If you can warm the hearts and impress the other members,
00:26:02then the admins will reward you with a fuju!
00:26:05To kick things off, here's a welcome login bonus!
00:26:08You can also use your fuju to support your favorite creators
00:26:11who work tirelessly to provide unlimited entertainment!
00:26:21Awesome sauce!
00:26:22I can't believe how much cool stuff is in this place!
00:26:27So happy!
00:26:36Even a poor person like me can really enjoy everything Tsukuyomi has to offer!
00:26:41I can't taste it!
00:26:47They haven't been able to create virtual taste and smell simulators!
00:26:50Don't they sell the real thing anywhere?
00:26:53Well, you can order whatever you want and have it delivered,
00:26:55but then you have to pay for it with real money that I don't have!
00:26:57The best I can do is make a little money playing games!
00:27:00I don't have any special skills to make some serious cash!
00:27:03It's time!
00:27:04Come on!
00:27:05I can't wait!
00:27:06I can't wait!
00:27:07I can't wait!
00:27:08I can't wait!
00:27:10Ahh...
00:27:11I was so busy practicing yesterday that I could get...
00:27:13By the way, Iroha, I talked to Yachiyo earlier!
00:27:18By the way, Iroha, I talked to Yachiyo earlier.
00:27:26Shh, that was just the tutorial program. You'll see the real thing in a minute.
00:27:35Yo, yo, yo! What's up, everybody?
00:27:38Let's get this party started in Tsukuyomi tonight!
00:27:40We've got a spectacular Yachiyo concert!
00:27:42And it's being broadcast live to all of Tsukuyomi!
00:27:45So grab your popcorn, because the show's about to begin!
00:27:49Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:28:03Hi, everyone!
00:28:07Are you ready? Then let's do this!
00:28:10Did you all have a wonderful day?
00:28:15Let's go! Tonight, I'm taking you all on a spectacular adventure!
00:28:22It'll be the trip of a lifetime!
00:28:24I've waited for you
00:28:30Can't believe we finally met
00:28:33It must have been a thousand years
00:28:37And now, I never wanna lose you
00:28:41So, just grab my hand and don't let go
00:28:47Hey now, if you listen close enough
00:29:09You can hear the sound of stars coming down all around us
00:29:14Hey now, come on closer, listen up
00:29:18There's a brand new world that's waiting where anything's possible
00:29:23Let's hold hands, let's hold hands and just dance
00:29:28And when we hear the tune playing loud
00:29:32We'll know
00:29:33We can sing la, la, la
00:29:35Ringing out la, la, la
00:29:37And even if the path to walk looks dark
00:29:42The moonlit sky will light the way for us
00:29:45I wonder if you'll see the sky
00:29:50If you'll smell the ocean around you
00:29:54Or have you paid attention all along?
00:29:58So no matter when
00:30:00And no matter where you might be
00:30:03You know that I'll be watching over you
00:30:07Go on
00:30:08And count up all the days when you laughed so hard
00:30:13And you can weave them all together now
00:30:17And even the thought of what our future will bring
00:30:21Is sure to have my heart
00:30:25Singing
00:30:26Singing
00:30:28And it'll all come true
00:30:37I'll write my story
00:30:41And turn it on
00:30:44With you
00:30:45I'm so lucky to have such wonderful friends and fans
00:31:09Oh, it's announcement time
00:31:11We're hosting an exciting event called the Yachiyo Cup
00:31:15All you awesome Tsukuyomi streamers are eligible to participate
00:31:19Here's your challenge
00:31:20The streamer who gains the most new followers in one month
00:31:23Will be declared the winner
00:31:25The prize for the winner will be
00:31:27An exclusive opportunity for a live performance collab with Yachiyo
00:31:31Let's work together to create the most breathtaking live collab performance in the world
00:31:35A collab?
00:31:40Is this event a big deal?
00:31:41Of course it is
00:31:42I mean, she's done collabs with other streamers
00:31:44But she's never performed live with anyone before
00:31:46This is insane
00:31:47Who's it gonna be?
00:31:48Yeah
00:31:48Come on, Iroha
00:31:50Let's compete
00:31:51There's no way she'd perform with nobodies like us
00:31:53Usually these kinds of things are pre-arranged anyway
00:31:56It's all for show
00:31:57Yachiyo!
00:32:11Yo, yo, what up my little rabbit bunnies
00:32:18Your Mikido has arrived
00:32:20Let's do that too, I wanna try that epic fighting stuff just like they're doing
00:32:42Perfect
00:32:49Perfect
00:32:49Another festival has begun
00:32:52An arrow of love to your heart
00:32:54Meow
00:32:55Meow
00:32:56Just end this serrate and say we won, okay?
00:33:00I'll give you all a performance that'll feel like a dream!
00:33:05Wow, look at all the sparkles!
00:33:07It's been decided
00:33:09We're gonna win this competition
00:33:11Looking forward to that collab, Yachiyo
00:33:14What?
00:33:16If you win, I'll happily oblige
00:33:18But let's see what fate has in store
00:33:20I promise it'll be the most spectacular concert
00:33:23So good luck to all the participants
00:33:25Let's share the joy and seal it with a happily ever after
00:33:29Happily ever after
00:33:31Yachiyo!
00:33:40I, Kaguya, will win the Yachiyo Cup!
00:33:51That collab performance is gonna be mine!
00:33:55What an adorable girl
00:34:01Are you crazy?
00:34:03You can't just say and do whatever you want!
00:34:05That's a wrap!
00:34:06I hope you enjoyed today's concert
00:34:08I'd love to have a quick chat with all of you before I leave
00:34:11Have a good night!
00:34:12Have a good night!
00:34:13This event is gonna be fun
00:34:15Later!
00:34:16Stay cute now, my good little bunnies
00:34:18Have you already forgotten the promise you made?
00:34:23Iroha, let's do this together!
00:34:25No, it's not gonna work!
00:34:26No, no, no, no!
00:34:27That's not gonna happen!
00:34:28Be nice!
00:34:30Yachiyo!
00:34:31You forgot something!
00:34:33I'm afraid the Yachiyo Cup competition is only open to streamers
00:34:36Sorry!
00:34:36That's right!
00:34:38And I guess I'll have to become a streamer!
00:34:41Let's get ready, Iroha!
00:34:46Sorry!
00:34:48Please wait!
00:34:51You forgot something!
00:34:57Thank you very much!
00:34:58Thank you so much for always coming here
00:35:08Iroha
00:35:11How to become a streamer
00:35:18Whoa!
00:35:19How are you blonde?
00:35:21What?
00:35:21You don't like it?
00:35:22Okay
00:35:23Nah, I like this one the best!
00:35:31Yep, there's no doubt about it
00:35:33She's definitely an alien
00:35:34This is just beyond the bounds of comprehension
00:35:36Okay, let's see now
00:35:38What should I do as a live streamer?
00:35:40I guess I could try that fighting stuff we saw earlier
00:35:44Yo, Iroha!
00:35:46Can you teach me that?
00:35:47That cool fighting stuff!
00:35:55Right
00:35:55What?
00:35:57What is this?
00:35:59This is my summer break schedule
00:36:01You can't be serious!
00:36:03I don't see anything about playtime!
00:36:06I can't waste a single day
00:36:07So that means don't bother me
00:36:09What?
00:36:11There's so much there!
00:36:15How's it?
00:36:16If you want to live here
00:36:18What is that trap?
00:36:22It's for streaming!
00:36:23Don't worry
00:36:23I got it from the dollar store
00:36:25Check it out!
00:36:25Look!
00:36:26I started streaming!
00:36:27What do you think?
00:36:29Yoo-hoo!
00:36:29Hi everyone!
00:36:30My name is Kaguya
00:36:31And I'm from the moon!
00:36:32I can't think of anything to do today
00:36:35So that's all for now!
00:36:37Catch you later!
00:36:40How do you turn this off?
00:36:42No, no, no, no, no!
00:36:44What was that god-awful, unsettling, cringeworthy dissonance?
00:36:47That's my jingle!
00:36:50Stop, please!
00:36:52Hold on
00:36:52How did you make that music?
00:36:55Did you use my keyboard?
00:36:57You can't just take things without asking!
00:37:00You can play this, can't you, Iroha?
00:37:02I couldn't figure it out for the life of me!
00:37:05Ha-ha!
00:37:06Okay, I'm ready for my first lesson, teacher!
00:37:12First of all, there are these combinations
00:37:14called chords
00:37:17Iroha, music is something you should enjoy freely
00:37:31If you're going to play, then you should play with a flawless intent
00:37:34Then I don't want to play anymore
00:37:37How does that sound?
00:38:01That was amazing!
00:38:03You're a genius!
00:38:06Not really
00:38:07I can do a lot of things, but I'm not perfect
00:38:09One more time!
00:38:14I want you to make it endless!
00:38:16Oh, lightbulb!
00:38:37If you write me a song and I sing it
00:38:39Then it'll definitely go viral!
00:38:42Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:38:43Write a piece for me, pretty please!
00:38:46No, a cover song will do just fine
00:38:48Nooo!
00:38:49I want an original beat!
00:38:55I wrote this a long time ago
00:38:57Kind of a dark time in my life
00:38:59Sorry, but I don't have any time to write anything new for you
00:39:02Ha-ha-ha!
00:39:04Wow!
00:39:05Did you really write all of these songs?
00:39:07Wowee!
00:39:09Glad you like them
00:39:10You can just sing them however you want
00:39:12And now nobody can keep me down
00:39:22And I just can't help myself
00:39:24But to sing
00:39:26You know how I produced this
00:39:28And with our powers combined
00:39:29We can win the Yachiyo Cup together!
00:39:31In this old shabby apartment
00:39:32Begins the tale of our triumph!
00:39:34What do you mean?
00:39:34It's not shabby
00:39:35I can't
00:39:36What?
00:39:37Nooo!
00:39:38But it'll be so much fun!
00:39:41Look, I said you could stay here
00:39:42As long as you don't get in my way
00:39:44Maaah!
00:39:48Please, it'll hide back of you!
00:39:50Nope, not falling for that!
00:39:52Aww
00:39:52But I don't want our story to end like this
00:39:56All I ever wanted was a happy ending, you know?
00:40:05You're really making this hard to resist
00:40:07I don't care about that
00:40:33What's the sense of worrying?
00:40:34Just move on!
00:40:35Right?
00:40:35No!
00:40:36That's the worst ending ever!
00:40:38I can't handle this garbage!
00:40:39Damn it!
00:40:40Wow!
00:40:41Let's rip up the rules for how we live our lives
00:40:44Think out of the box, color outside the lines
00:40:46Let's repaint the world in our design
00:40:49Beating dolls are drag
00:40:53And I can't really do that
00:40:56I'm gonna pave my path
00:40:58So if you're sticking out your tongue
00:41:00Then bring it on
00:41:02Let's go!
00:41:05You're an alien, you fit in a little too well
00:41:07Also, I don't think Princess Kaguya is supposed to be this cheerful
00:41:12So, what do you want to eat today?
00:41:16Why am I doing this?
00:41:18It isn't like me
00:41:19I want to know more
00:41:21Get out and explore
00:41:23Get a taste of the world
00:41:24And now nobody can keep me down
00:41:27And I just can't help myself
00:41:29But to sing
00:41:30This new girl's totally wild
00:41:38Instead of giving up
00:41:41Your last singing stream was amazing
00:41:49I was on the edge of my seat the whole time
00:41:51Totally
00:41:52You're awesome at both video games and singing
00:41:54Aw, thanks
00:41:56Guess I'm multi-talented
00:41:57Your original song was fantastic too
00:42:00Super cat
00:42:01Hear that?
00:42:03I'm so happy for you
00:42:05Wait, did you compose that song, Iroha?
00:42:07Check out Beauty and the Brains over here being all modest
00:42:10Oh no, I wrote that song a really long time ago
00:42:13Kaguya, don't put me in the spotlight, it's unnecessary
00:42:15Not enough, I need to do more
00:42:17What should I do? I need some help
00:42:19Well, you've already tried so many things
00:42:24I guess the only option left is for Iroha to finally drop the facade and take off her costume
00:42:29Hey, I'm kidding, I was just kidding
00:42:32Singing is the way to go
00:42:34Besides, all the nerds were happy too
00:42:36Don't call them nerds
00:42:37So Iroha, can you make me a new song?
00:42:40Maybe you could sing with me too?
00:42:42I told you I can't cut into my work and study time any more than this
00:42:45But you're at the beach right now!
00:42:48Hm, true elites don't neglect their playtime, they just work around it
00:42:51They'll even cut back on sleep if necessary
00:42:53That's super twisted
00:42:55This is turning into one big epic fail
00:42:59Nobody can do this but you
00:43:04Please help me, I want you to create a beautiful song
00:43:07Well, I...
00:43:11All right, if I have time
00:43:13Let it go!
00:43:15Taxi, streaming sensation, covering it!
00:43:18Why can't I ever say no to her?
00:43:20It's not fair!
00:43:21Ito has a softie
00:43:22Didn't know she was a pushover
00:43:24What's with the crab?
00:43:27They were chilling on the rock
00:43:29I'm gonna gather a bunch of them and make it army
00:43:31You know, Iroha seems a lot happier
00:43:42Before Kaguya showed up
00:43:44It seemed like she would just fade into the background
00:43:46What's your secret?
00:43:49Did you use magic?
00:43:51Uh...
00:43:52Instead of giving up when a what if comes around
00:44:02I want a what if to be a break you found
00:44:05Don't you think it's a waste
00:44:07Never to fly
00:44:08Keeping your feet on the ground
00:44:10Okay, are you ready for an awesome video game collapse stream?
00:44:15Roka!
00:44:16Mommy!
00:44:17Teach me how to play this!
00:44:19The hottest game that everyone is playing right now
00:44:22Is called Kasek
00:44:23Uh-huh!
00:44:25Ah!
00:44:26Ah!
00:44:26Ah!
00:44:32Ah!
00:44:33Ah!
00:44:35This is basically a territory battle
00:44:37You gotta invade one of the towers on the left or right
00:44:39If you can defeat the ox demon and capture his territory
00:44:42Then you unlock a special weapon
00:44:44Here we go!
00:44:46You gotta blast that
00:44:47Into the key!
00:44:52Ah!
00:44:53Ah!
00:44:53Ah!
00:44:54Wow, Kaguya, you're a natural at this game!
00:45:02Kaguya's pro tip!
00:45:03If you really want to enhance the flavor of the clam broth
00:45:05You can chuck them raw and wash them!
00:45:07Here's the thing
00:45:18None of you guys have ever met me IRL
00:45:21I'm kind of selfish and get violent easily
00:45:23I'm a huge pain in the butt
00:45:25You're actually aware of that?
00:45:28I'm just an adorable little troublemaker
00:45:30Ah-huh!
00:45:33Ah-huh!
00:45:33If you can beat Iropi, then I'll marry you!
00:45:35I'm calling it Battle for Kaguya!
00:45:37Cast and Tor-
00:45:38Ugh!
00:45:40What's the whole way you're thinking?
00:45:41Cancel that right now!
00:45:43Sorry I got carried away!
00:45:44Please protect me, Iropi!
00:45:46Huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uhh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
00:45:59Watch me!
00:46:00You gotta dodge and evade like this!
00:46:02What the hell would that skin hit us?
00:46:06Oh no!
00:46:07This is gonna be bad!
00:46:09Ballet's victory!
00:46:10Mm-hmm.
00:46:11Oh, my God!
00:46:11I wanted to go there!
00:46:12I uh-huh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!
00:46:13Just so you know, this can all disappear overnight.
00:46:21It's a risky business.
00:46:22True, but it's all still legal, correct?
00:46:28At least clean up after yourself.
00:46:34But cleaning is so boring.
00:46:36Hey, are you really sure you want me to go with you?
00:46:46Yeah.
00:46:47What is that?
00:46:50It's our special handshake.
00:46:53You know, because we're besties.
00:46:58Yeah.
00:47:02Huh?
00:47:03No, I died.
00:47:06No way.
00:47:07Seriously.
00:47:08This is insane.
00:47:09The developers show no mercy.
00:47:12Will you shut the hell up and go to bed?
00:47:15Huh?
00:47:15What is it?
00:47:23Looky here.
00:47:24What about this place, huh?
00:47:28You'd go crazy living in a place like that.
00:47:30It's so big.
00:47:33Did you find something on the ground?
00:47:39Iruha?
00:47:41I'm okay.
00:47:44Iruha?
00:47:46You're burning up.
00:47:47What's wrong?
00:47:48Iruha?
00:47:48No.
00:48:07My shift.
00:48:09Iruha!
00:48:09Are you okay?
00:48:11I'm fine.
00:48:12I gotta get to work.
00:48:13I called them and said you couldn't make it.
00:48:17I told them you were sick.
00:48:19Iruha, please.
00:48:20You have to rest.
00:48:24I made sure to put a lot of fluffy items around you, so you get comfy cozy, okay?
00:48:28Thank you so much, Kaguya.
00:48:34Oh, hospital!
00:48:36Let's go to the hospital, okay?
00:48:37I can't.
00:48:39It costs too much.
00:48:41Don't you worry about that.
00:48:42I'll take care of it.
00:48:45But I have everything planned out to the last minute.
00:48:49If I take a few days off, I'll never be able to catch up.
00:48:54And then I'll never be able to get a scholarship.
00:48:58I get that, but why do you always have to work so hard all by yourself?
00:49:11I know I asked too much of you with this streaming.
00:49:15Iruha, I don't want you to die!
00:49:21So dramatic.
00:49:22I'm not going to die.
00:49:24But people die so easily in the movies!
00:49:28So, when I agreed to cover both my tuition and living expenses on my own,
00:49:38they finally accepted my decision.
00:49:41You make it sound so easy.
00:49:43But no one else ever goes to that extreme.
00:49:46My mom did the same thing and she got by without any problems.
00:49:49And there was no way I was going to back down.
00:49:53I still remember the first time I woke up in this place.
00:49:56First time living alone.
00:49:59There was nothing in here.
00:50:00And I didn't want to rely on anyone.
00:50:03But when I decided I was going to take care of myself,
00:50:05it gave me this surge of energy.
00:50:08Lucky me.
00:50:09What are you talking about?
00:50:11That's not lucky at all!
00:50:12I bet even aliens from other planets think your mom is totally crazy!
00:50:16Crazy!
00:50:17Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy!
00:50:21Crazy, crazy!
00:50:22Kaguya.
00:50:25Huh?
00:50:28Sorry.
00:50:29Why am I talking about this stuff?
00:50:31Oh!
00:50:32Oh no!
00:50:33Today's meal is green onion miso with ginger and egg rice porridge.
00:50:38First mix a ton of bonita flakes, finally chop it, and then it's a great sugar.
00:50:40Two eggs for more protein.
00:50:42Make sure you blow on it before you eat it because it's really hot.
00:50:45Huh?
00:50:46Huh?
00:50:46Huh?
00:50:48Shh!
00:50:50Huh?
00:50:51Shh!
00:50:51Huh?
00:50:53Huh?
00:50:55It's delicious.
00:50:57Huh?
00:50:57Huh?
00:50:57Huh?
00:50:58Huh?
00:50:58Huh?
00:50:58Huh?
00:50:59Huh?
00:50:59Huh?
00:51:00Huh?
00:51:00Huh?
00:51:01Huh?
00:51:01Huh?
00:51:02What's up, Tsukuyomi fans?
00:51:11Otoko here!
00:51:12Your good, loyal doggie!
00:51:13Here to bring you the latest!
00:51:15Are you ready for an update on the Yachiyo Cup?
00:51:17Here are the top ten from this week!
00:51:19Keep an eye on the official site for the top four!
00:51:22Is your favorite streamer listed?
00:51:24Now on to the top three!
00:51:26In third place, the idol with the soothing voice, Nukami Yukumo!
00:51:30In second place, the high-spec elf, Teretiri Tito Tito!
00:51:34Last but not least, as expected, far ahead of everyone else, who's in first place?
00:51:40The one and only Black Onyx!
00:51:42No competition!
00:51:45Is it time to go home yet?
00:51:48Thank you all so much for your continued support!
00:51:51Has it been decided that these are the final top three?
00:51:54Not just yet!
00:51:55There's a brand new team in town that's crushing the competition right now!
00:51:59Do you know who they are?
00:52:00I'm counting on some wild shakeups and shifting scales!
00:52:03I'm looking forward to the final outcome!
00:52:06Yay!
00:52:07Hey, girl!
00:52:14How are you feeling?
00:52:15I'm fine now.
00:52:19How am I supposed to compete with them?
00:52:22Black Onyx is tough to beat.
00:52:24Well, of course.
00:52:26It's because of Mikado.
00:52:28Mommy, how could you betray me?
00:52:30I'm rooting for you as my second place pick.
00:52:32I'm trying to win, therefore you have to root for me only!
00:52:37Damn it! Mikado and I should just fight it out! Pow!
00:52:41A match between Kaguya and Mikado isn't a bad idea. It'd be the game of the century.
00:52:47Hell yeah!
00:52:48Terrible idea. He's on a completely different level. He's a pro gamer.
00:52:53Oh, come on!
00:52:55Let's do it!
00:52:57I'm putting my foot down! No, no, no, no, no!
00:53:00Itohai, I want you to help!
00:53:02Wait...
00:53:03No!
00:53:04No, no, no, no, no! I don't want you to collapse or anything!
00:53:07However...
00:53:09Maybe playing a game would be a nice break?
00:53:14What do you even care if someone came and took me away?
00:53:19Surprisingly, no one's come to retrieve you yet.
00:53:22Well sure, but you never know! They might show up one day out of the blue!
00:53:26I wish they'd come sooner rather than later!
00:53:29Please take her away!
00:53:31Hey! Now you're just being mean!
00:53:34Question. How long have you been here and you still don't even know who you are?
00:53:37Hmm?
00:53:38Naaah!
00:53:39Happy ending! I need a happy ending! I need a happy ending!
00:53:44I can hear you! I can hear you!
00:53:46It's gonna be a magical happy ending!
00:53:48Oh no!
00:53:49Uh...
00:53:50You're kidding, right?
00:53:54Whoa!
00:53:55Check this out! I caught a really big one!
00:53:56Woohoo! Get ready! The main event is about to begin!
00:54:00The reigning champion, Black Onyx, has challenged and proposed marriage to the rising stars, Kaguya and Iropi, who have been climbing the ranks at an unprecedented rate!
00:54:06Mikuro's fandom was briefly troubled by the news! Don't rush it off, it's just joking around!
00:54:10So, grab some popcorn because the biggest castle battle of the year to decide their destiny is happening now!
00:54:16Hi there! I'm your commentator, Koto Okotemu!
00:54:18And I'm your good loyal doggy, Otako!
00:54:24There's only one hour left until the results of the Yachio Cup are announced!
00:54:28We've started to get to the challenge and proposed marriage and proposed marriage to the rising stars, Kaguya and Iropi, who have been climbing the ranks at an unprecedented rate!
00:54:32Mikuro's fandom was briefly troubled by the news!
00:54:34The fresh it-off is just joking around!
00:54:35So, grab some popcorn because the biggest castle battle of the year to decide their destiny is happening now!
00:54:40Hi there! I'm your commentator, Koto Okotemu!
00:54:43One hour left until the results of the Yachiyo Cup are announced.
00:54:46Could the results of this match bring Kaguya and Iropi out on top?
00:54:50The rules are Sengoku, a best two out of three with three players on each team.
00:54:54Right, we're just waiting on Black Onyx.
00:55:02Wait a minute, where are we? The Island of Ogres?
00:55:09Whoa!
00:55:11And we're right here on the stage!
00:55:18And Black Onyx is here!
00:55:24Why, hello.
00:55:26I'm glad you're here. Thank you for accepting this match.
00:55:30Oh, Mikado, I'm a really big fan of yours.
00:55:35Mommy, my apologies, but I won't go easy on you.
00:55:39He said my name.
00:55:46Mommy?
00:55:47Mommy!
00:55:49So there's my beautiful princess, Kaguya.
00:55:51Shut up, Mikado! Get ready to fight!
00:55:54I just love your fighting stance. It's really cute.
00:55:58Kaguya, if I win, won't you please marry me?
00:56:01As if! That's never gonna happen!
00:56:07Feisty.
00:56:09If Iroha says no, the answer's no!
00:56:11You idiot! How many times do I have to tell you?
00:56:14I think we should check on Mommy.
00:56:15No good, she's not waking up.
00:56:22No, but we need three people!
00:56:26Ta-da!
00:56:28You rang?
00:56:30Really? Yachiyo's gonna join the party?
00:56:32How quickly you forget! I was on your side last time, remember?
00:56:39Huh?
00:56:41Let's win this game!
00:56:49So do we have a strategy? What should we do?
00:56:51Rush in like Ha-ya! And then we run, run, run, run, run, run!
00:56:56Rapid fire moves, bam!
00:56:58Yeah!
00:57:00Ugh.
00:57:02All right! Here we go!
00:57:09Huh?
00:57:10Whoa!
00:57:22Trident! It's Trident! It's Trident!
00:57:25Black Onyx is separating into different lanes!
00:57:29Trident means taking on multiple enemies all by yourself.
00:57:33It's not something just anyone can pull off without serious confidence.
00:57:36Well, that's an interesting approach.
00:57:38They're underestimating us.
00:57:45We can't fly anymore. Let's land!
00:57:48Uh-huh!
00:57:53Wait for me!
00:58:08Shikaguya said your name's Iroha.
00:58:14Nope. Sorry, I'm afraid you're mistaken.
00:58:20Iroha!
00:58:22What did I say?
00:58:23Wake up! Hello?
00:58:24I really appreciate you wearing this skin. It's way too easy to hit.
00:58:29Sure you don't regret wearing that?
00:58:31Come on, show me what you got.
00:58:32What?
00:58:36What?
00:58:37Itopi actually took off her costume!
00:58:40Oh, right. I knew it was you.
00:58:43I'm glad to see you're doing well.
00:58:45Yeah, well, it's all thanks to you!
00:58:47Why don't you come here and give your big brother a hug?
00:58:51Or would you rather have a nice pat on the head?
00:58:54What? Big brother?
00:58:55Big brother!
00:58:56There you go.
00:58:57Got ya!
00:59:01Your sniping skills are truly terrifying.
00:59:04What?
00:59:05What?
00:59:06What?
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00:59:23What?
00:59:24The house is truly terrifying.
00:59:26Looks like it's impossible to hit her the usual way.
00:59:28By the way, Mom's been worried about you.
00:59:32You should at least contact her.
00:59:34Sorry, I've been a little busy with my own life!
00:59:37The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, you both take things too seriously, that's why you don't get along.
00:59:42Mom's just waiting for you to screw up.
00:59:45Shut up! Stop trying to get in my head!
00:59:46It's time to get in my head!
00:59:51You should handle this situation better.
00:59:58Just like me.
01:00:01It's the kill!
01:00:03That was a record time!
01:00:05And in the bottom lane, Yachiyo has also defeated the Arch Demon!
01:00:18Noi manages to slow her down!
01:00:21And not a moment too soon.
01:00:24Well, wait, Noi, the whole time your goal was to hold me back!
01:00:30Noi has taken the tower!
01:00:35They took the tower?
01:00:37We're in trouble already, aren't we?
01:00:39Focus, ladies! Don't get distracted now!
01:00:42It's unpredictable!
01:00:44We need some new moves!
01:00:46That actually hurts, you know!
01:00:56The end of round one, Triton is still in place,
01:00:58and they've taken both towers! Incredible!
01:01:00Kaguya and Iropia are definitely holding their own!
01:01:03However, Black Onyx is just too strong!
01:01:10There's a huge gap between our skill differences.
01:01:12There's no chance!
01:01:13I'm so sorry!
01:01:14I fought like a sea slog the entire time!
01:01:17Not at all, Yachiyo!
01:01:18You're the strongest out of all of us!
01:01:21Hmm...
01:01:23Oh, hey, is Mikoro, uh...
01:01:25Welcome to round two!
01:01:30Black Onyx has once again decided to continue with the Triton setup!
01:01:34Kaguya, I know you must be frustrated after round one!
01:01:37Continue with this strategy, and it'll be a repeat of last time!
01:01:41So where's Kaguya?
01:01:51She went back to the moon.
01:01:57Don't joke.
01:01:59Hammer isn't exactly a stealthy weapon.
01:02:03Where is she?
01:02:05Huh? Up there.
01:02:08There we go.
01:02:11Fry, we need support in the top lane.
01:02:13Noy's getting taken out.
01:02:17Don't lose focus now, big brother.
01:02:20Nice. Well done.
01:02:22Noise accuracy is too good.
01:02:24Someone hold a penalty or something.
01:02:44Now it's Alan's turn to take the lead.
01:02:47Till next time.
01:02:48Just a little more to go. We got this in the bag.
01:03:03I knew this was too much for me.
01:03:08Come back! Team Kaguya and Iropi has won round two!
01:03:24Mikuro, you really suck.
01:03:27Kaguya's clever tactic actually worked!
01:03:30She took advantage of the fact that the 2D map lacks height and altitude data.
01:03:34Whoa! I never thought of that! Genius!
01:03:38Round 3 will decide the winner!
01:03:40Yay! Yay! Yay!
01:03:42Hats off to you, Kaguya.
01:03:47I wonder what would've happened if I changed my strategy in round two, though.
01:03:50Hmm, we both hate to lose, don't we, Mikado?
01:03:54If it were me, why would I ever change my strategy?
01:03:56I mean, if it isn't broke, don't fix it, right?
01:03:58So have I shattered your image of the Kaguya you see on my streams?
01:04:02Well, you've certainly changed my perspective.
01:04:06There's more to you than meets the eye.
01:04:09Don't worry, we'll take care of Yachiyo.
01:04:12You sure you can handle this all by yourself, Mikado?
01:04:15Yep.
01:04:17Alrighty then.
01:04:25So you're the lead in this, aren't you, Iroha?
01:04:27That's wonderful. Lots of luck.
01:04:29Well, I, uh...
01:04:31Mommy said she really wanted the lead, so I said it was okay.
01:04:36So you'll just give anything away if someone asks for it, even if it's important?
01:04:42Hey, Mom.
01:04:45It's okay.
01:04:46There are plenty of things she won't give away.
01:04:51Mom, I'm going to Tokyo next week.
01:04:54Really? That sudden?
01:04:56That's what I want.
01:04:57All right.
01:05:04Why'd he leave?
01:05:05Now I'm going to be all alone.
01:05:09Why?
01:05:11Here we go!
01:05:12Each team has taken a tower, but the battle is getting intense near Team Kaguya's keep!
01:05:16Iroha gets emotional way too easily.
01:05:32The Kaguya's too self-centered and brash.
01:05:35Is this over yet?
01:05:38So, Iroha, about those weapons?
01:05:41I'm totally useless.
01:05:43But, I don't want to give up.
01:05:48Inoha!
01:05:49Remember, you're never alone.
01:05:51You can always rely on Kaguya and myself, so no worries.
01:05:56Understood.
01:05:57I'll leave this to you, Yachiyo.
01:06:01Respectfully acknowledged, and now let the festival begin!
01:06:04Kaguya and Iropia are closing in on the tower, but what awaits them is going to be an intense showdown with Mikano!
01:06:18Well, you took your time.
01:06:20Why are you over here?
01:06:22If you just attacked the keep from the middle, you would have won.
01:06:25Here is your time!
01:06:26I'm sorry.
01:06:26I'm sorry.
01:06:27enge,
01:06:42I laughed.
01:06:43I'm sorry.
01:06:50I almost forgot about Kaguya.
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