Kimetsu Academy: Valentine Edition Episode 3 English Dubbed

Kimetsu Academy: Valentine Edition

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00:01Junior high and high school. Kimetsu Academy story. Valentine Arc, Episode 3.

00:10Ashimira, stop it once! Running into halls is forbidden!

00:14If you wanna stop me, you gotta catch me!

00:17You got some guts, kid! I'm gonna kill you!

00:22And take off that damn headgear while you're at it!

00:26Popular?

00:27It's not that hard if you ask me.

00:33You just have to be able to run fast starting from kindergarten to high school.

00:38Say what? What's that supposed to mean?

00:41Wait a second. No way that would work!

00:44I wish I were kidding, but I'm serious.

00:48It's only because the student fairy casts a fleet-footed spell over all the girls.

00:54What?! You mean there's a student fairy?!

00:57As long as you're fast, even an ugly guy can be popular.

01:03That's... ridiculous!

01:05Of course you can't be too dirty or filthy either. Once you get to college, it's all about having lots of money.

01:11Always wear brand name clothing.

01:13As long as you're loaded and showing it off, the girls will flock to you the same way that honey draws rhinoceros beetles.

01:19Even if it's true, you can't say that. I mean after all, how are you supposed to find true love that way?

01:25Huh?

01:26What the...? This kid's eyes look to be as pure as the driven snow.

01:31Looking at an embarrassment of a man like you is making me itchy, so go ahead and get out of my sight.

01:47Offended!

01:51Well, did you learn anything at all from him?

01:53Everything he said was ridiculous!

01:55Don't tell me you actually believe all that nonsense!

01:58Well, of course not. Just keep striving for excellence and live a life of honesty.

02:04Do that and someday you'll meet a lovely girl, one who recognizes your efforts.

02:08I guess so. This dude's views on romance sounds like a middle-aged man's.

02:16Well, that was a total waste of time.

02:24Even if it's true, you can't say that.

02:26I mean after all, how are you supposed to find true love that way?

02:32Shut your stupid trap, kid!

02:34What the hell do you know about true love, huh?!

02:37You little punk!