00:00And, uh, what do you plan to do?
00:03We're going to act out a drummer.
00:04They're our children.
00:06Ladies and gentlemen, this is Judge Alfalfa's court.
00:12Oh boy, oh boy, everybody stand up. Here comes the judge.
00:19Everybody sit down, the judge is here.
00:22What's the first case?
00:24We want to get divorced.
00:27Tell me, what's it all about?
00:30It's all about hash, Mr. Judge.
00:32You see, every Monday I come home from Hargut hash for dinner.
00:37Well, I don't like hash, so I argue about it to my wife.
00:40She argues back, and pretty soon we're both arguing.
00:45You fight on Mondays when you have hash.
00:47What do you do the rest of the week?
00:49Oh, we get along fine.
00:51Who makes this hash?
00:52I do.
00:54Why don't you cook something else?
00:56Mr. Judge, my husband hasn't got his raise yet,
00:58and we can't budge anything into the budget on Mondays except hash.
01:02Mr. Husband, if you can't afford nothing else on Mondays,
01:05you should be tickled that you get something nice like homemade hash.
01:09I don't think you've got anything to argue about.
01:12Mrs. Wife, have you got any kids?
01:14Yes, one kid.
01:16Where is he?
01:17Here I am, judge.
01:18Would you like for me to divorce you from your pop and mom?
01:22If you could do it for Mondays only,
01:25I don't want them to be divorced for all the time,
01:29because I love them.
01:32Gee whiz, I love my mom and pop an awful lot.
01:37And when they start fighting, I just can't eat nothing.
01:41And when I go to bed at night,
01:44I'm as wide awake all night as I am in the daytime.
01:48And sometimes I think I'll run away.
01:52You don't have to run away, son.
01:54I ain't ever going to say another word about the hash.
01:57Mr. Judge, you can call this divorce off right now.
02:01How about you, Mrs. Wife?
02:03Gee, that would be swell.
02:05All right, then.
02:06You two kiss and make up.
02:07I'm sorry, Mrs. Wife.
02:08Me too, Mr. Husband.
02:09Hey, look, I'm sorry.
02:14And that ends our drama,
02:15and they live happily ever afterwards.
02:22Bob, you haven't eaten your hash.
02:24Oh, yeah, yeah.
