00:00This is a mom, and this is a dad, who had the strangest baby who has ever been had.
00:06A healthy boy was their only wish, but instead they got a baby in a petri dish.
00:12He's Johnny the One Cell Boy, Mommy's Brian Joy.
00:18Daddy's little trooper and his only hope is one day to be seen without a microscope.
00:23And although the prognosis is not for mitosis, our arms is our legs is our beats is our toes is.
00:29This cell and strings are still coming up, roses for Johnny, the One Cell Boy.
00:42I wish I was a One Cell Boy, Dad.
00:46No, I don't think you do, son.
00:50Sure I do.
00:52No, I don't think so, Richie. You see, there's no such thing as a One Cell Boy.
00:57Is that true, Mom?
01:03Mm-hmm.
01:05Real boys are made from a pair of gametes that fused into a zygote and then underwent mitotic division,
01:10resulting in a multicellular organism of the male genza.
01:16No! No, that's not true!
01:20No, it's not true!
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