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00:00now to the man with the world's smallest penis oh boy believe it or not he sat down
00:12and did an interview with a british morning show hello is he as depressed as you might
00:19think you'd be with the world's smallest penis yep let's take a listen uh this is
00:25this morning the morning show yeah welcome back now then here at this morning we've never shied
00:31away from tackling real life matters and today we're talking about what might be the last taboo
00:37with the average uk penis size around 5.2 inches our next guest measures up to just
00:420.38 inches for comparison that's about the size of garden p yeah 38 year old
00:49what's the size of what a garden bee a garden what pee i think like a pee like a vegetable
00:57are we talking oh wow what a weird analogy to make oh god this guy and he was sitting there
01:04the whole time they're saying the size of a pee hold on a second hello do we have a ruler do we
01:12have a ruler no why would we have a ruler hell you gotta have a tape measure or something right
01:17no no come on believe it or not i do not anyways it's so small a pee just pick think about the
01:26size of a garden pee are we talking about the full the full shoot no we're not no we're not we're
01:32talking about one pee that's so bad could you even imagine looking down and it's just a pee no i
01:37can't how you wouldn't even see it no because you'd have pubes and this guy's puby he looks puby
01:42yeah so they're saying an individual p one individual p 0.38 inches yeah think about an
01:50inch only this big so it's three eighths of that oh it's less than half of an inch it's just a pee
01:57weird thing to make a comparison with well there's so many other things that you could okay well if i
02:05would have said a marble that's too big like a dime a dime's too big is that is it like two of
02:13the little millimeters on a ruler like how why don't we have a ruler like half an inch why would
02:19we right here so it's just order over a quarter of an inch and under a half an inch which is like
02:25four i'm trying to get an online ruler and it won't work yeah they used to be on your phone like a ruler
02:32f or something yeah there was so it's like four millimeters yeah i've still got a measuring
02:39app on my millimeters is yeah different though that's terrible stuff the size of a garden says
02:47it's no that's way too small anyway let's get to the interview here yeah just figure out what a pee
02:52looks like and that's what it is your old michael phillips was medically diagnosed with a micropenis
02:57in 2024 which he believes could well be the smallest in the world it's left him unable to
03:03be intimate and he's even had to try fat injections to see if that can help how do you keep a straight
03:08face doing this interview i don't know i don't know because he's right there because he's right
03:12there it's still but i've seen you when someone's on the phone every once in a while and then i have
03:17to take over and it happens every once in a while but then all of a sudden if you ever notice in some
03:23kind of interview where just all of a sudden chuck the freak is asking a bunch of because i'm dying
03:28in the corner because dave is gone i can't ask i'm laughing too hard yeah but while they proved
03:34unsuccessful michael wants to help other men feel better about their bodies
03:39good morning thank you so much we've been talking about this and it's so important that you're here
03:55and you're sitting on the couch and you're prepared to talk about it why is it so important to you
04:00i guess because it should be like known that it's a medical condition that can cause it
04:07and that if more people realized that it was a condition when they're younger that they could
04:14be taken and seen by a doctor and hopefully get treatment that would actually provide some
04:21some level of help because by the time you eventually got diagnosed and you actually spoke
04:26to a medical professional they explained unfortunately it's too late for them to help
04:31with any medical intervention wasn't it yes how did that make you feel when you found that out
04:35um it didn't make me feel very good because that was one of the main reasons why i went to the doctor
04:40i think he's a little slow yeah something's going on there he's from he's from america yeah i remember
04:46the story that we when we did this last month when we first talked about it i forget where he's from
04:51though some i forget which state but never heard from him imagine you're slow with a small penis i would
04:58feel i guess now like i feel a little bit like did i do everything i could as a father
05:04for my son you don't know what he's packing i mean you're changing diapers i guess this is the thing but
05:11i don't know i don't know what he's i have no idea but what if you just had no idea and it just never
05:20grew but like it would have been on you to i mean something could have been done yeah well that's
05:28what he's implying don't talk to your kid how's that wiener grown maybe it's something i should
05:33have said no it's not maybe it's something i should have said what you should have said dude listen i
05:37trust me your dad kind of knows about this whole thing how are you doing down there dude are you okay
05:44you all right maybe it's something that i should have asked back to micah phillips with the world's
05:50smallest penis to see if there was anything i could do to make it bigger but um what is available
05:57doesn't doesn't really provide much it's so difficult as well i think because it's kind of
06:03the moment that you discover that and knowledge is power and then you can go and get some help
06:09when did you first start to realize that little finger her diamond ring is bigger than his penis
06:16she keeps making this really tiny penis gesture with her fingers that's too big people are saying
06:22it's like the size of your index fingernail like the nail that makes sense that's like the size of
06:29no that's too big man no that's the size of a p oh like of your pinky finger not your index
06:34oh your index finger but the nail oh but even that just the nail i think my nails are a little
06:40bit wider than yours i gotta see this thing like i wish i could see it he's gonna whip it out no i
06:47wish does anyone have any frozen peas i would say probably around high school i'm gonna go check
06:52the freezer and dealing with like girlfriends and stuff like that but i was always like under the
06:58belief that like maybe like i'm a late bloomer yeah maybe one day it'll get normal size
07:04i feel the same so you're waiting for puberty to have an impact and that was going to happen
07:08and then it never did it just never did it just never did did you speak to your parents about it
07:12no i'm adopted okay and so i didn't really talk to them about stuff so you didn't have a chance
07:18to share that with somebody that would have known you as well um what sort of impact did that have
07:24on you then michael as a teenager and in your 20s when everybody's out there all your mates are out
07:29there and they're meeting other people and they're exploring life and sexuality um just more like
07:34keeping it to myself like as like i was younger and yeah teen 20s and stuff like that i tried to like
07:41keep it to myself i was always like single even though i had friends they probably wondered why i
07:48wasn't dating and i just i just didn't want to go through that i think being a teenager anyway is so
07:55difficult like just with how your body's changing and your skin's normally terrible i had what a
08:00variety were you were you ever bullied or did anybody ever comment no nobody like like i said i
08:07kept it pretty secret pretty much um there was a few girlfriends like in high school or whatever they
08:14knew about it but as far as i know like it never got around like i didn't get picked on for it or
08:19anything because nobody knew so and with regards to you you you've said that you have tried to
08:26initiate intimate relations but it's just not feasible how does the size of your penis affect
08:33your day-to-day life what sort of impacts does it have oh my god um aside from like the not being able
08:38to like like i can't go out have a one night stand i can't go out and do things like that but it also
08:45affects you with your ability to use the restroom your confidence because you can't urinate standing
08:51up can you no even even sitting down can be tricky with cleanup and everything oh my god so i think you
08:58were saying this is something that we'll be able to identify here if you go to an nfl game or a huge
09:04sporting occasion you need a stall to be able to go to the toilet and that's not always an option
09:08no that's not michael what about having relationships as well because that must be
09:14really tricky as to kind of when to broach the subject when to say something what do you say when
09:22you do that how do you handle that i've probably tried every way possible like you can be up front
09:29like right at the beginning you can try to talk to somebody for a while and get a connection and then
09:36tell them or sometimes you don't say nothing at all i mean relationships between people and often
09:43we have uh we talk about this don't have to be physical to have a strong connection they talked
09:49to him for 10 minutes 10 minutes oh my god well i think they flew him there to do this interview yeah
09:54and they're killing time you know they got no american show is going to have him on will they
09:58listen no american show would have him on because it's the saddest most boring thing you've ever sat
10:07through in your life like that's the truth like if if an american show saw this they'd be like we can't
10:14have him on he's gonna bring everybody down i mean honestly it's it's one of the sad we know something's
10:21going on he's got a micro some penis and a micro something else and he is short on charisma
10:32and it seems short he is intelligent yes well that was the other micro micro intelligence micro
10:42penis and micro charisma because it is it just had a lot of questions about how he's well think
10:51about it they did a really good job because they asked a couple of what i call dave questions
10:57where it should have ended the interview like and they were able to just go like keep going just just
11:05keep going that was a terrible answer i'm adopted okay we're just gonna keep going you don't have
11:09anyone who loves you we're gonna keep on going we're gonna get to the next question that would have
11:14really just ended it for us we would have just had to say all right and see you later
11:19you know they're really good they do their job well so the woman who hosts the show before this
11:28morning show was teasing what was coming up oh no that man is sitting in the studio with them
11:37getting ready to go on yes and this lady started busting out laughing thinking about
11:42the smallest penis man she's not the one who was asking questions no no no even be in the room so she's
11:48on the she's on the show before them saying hey what's coming up cat and ben right and they're
11:54like we're going to check in with his penis yeah and uh she's just dying and they're trying to be
12:02super super super serious about it oh that is tough
12:09oh wow oh my god he looks so upset he does he looks so upset if you are packing a pee can you
12:23imagine what life is like you can't even piss without pissing all over yourself pretty much
12:27yeah you got it oh it's there here we go oh hold on here we are
12:36okay yes a little bit of everything for you today lorraine okay here we go and we're meeting the man
12:43with the world's smallest penis yes a little bit of everything for you today lorraine schmuggers
12:46board honestly honestly only on this morning right graham norton a moment on british morning tea
12:53so that was it but she goes on to say something about the tiniest willie well the
12:57she he goes a smorgasbord yeah we're talking about everything a smorgasbord like what i'm not ready for
13:04that yeah i was not ready for him to say we got a smorgasbord of topics a lot going on they got a lot
13:10going on yeah but i guess people are pissed at her they're telling her to grow up because she was
13:14making fun of that guy oh come on he's got a boy i hope they don't hear uh this segment wow you know
13:19what you're in for here all i could think is those jeans are completely empty his jeans yeah
13:26do you think he has a massive bush to try to hide it or would you be shaved to try to get as much
13:31as you can you gotta get as much as you can no i don't know what you do anything no he'd look like
13:37a eunuch even shaved it was not gonna matter this thing is it better at pea size because let's
13:46be honest about what it looks like i'm picturing just for you guys to enter my brain real quick
13:51like a life-size ken doll with like a like a pea right there right like that yeah like a life-size
13:57ken doll you know like a man size yeah you know and a and a pea and it's not it's it's uh messing me
14:05up with my brains today maybe when i go home i'll get my mannequin oh no and i'll tape on it i'll tape a
14:13little pea oh tape a little pea so you guys can see what we're dealing with here you have to have
14:21a bush i think you have to have a bush do you think this man's like no escaping and well no one's going
14:27down there why would you why would you escape why would you escape in fact it's better to not escape
14:35because then i think you create a layer of protection of like well i would never want
14:44someone to see me with this long bush then it's kind of like a game you have like a super big bush
14:50yeah and it's like try to find the pea oh i hate that game that's a bad game no woman wants to pay
14:57that play that game it's like losing a ring in the grass you're like digging around trying to find it
15:01yeah exactly how big was this guy this is him this is him it's the same guy he's from north carolina
15:08like there's some photos of him where you would think hey like he because we had photos of him
15:14with girls right he said he had girlfriends when we first talked about it and i mean there's some
15:22picture pics of him where you're like he's okay he's he's doing fine he's been on this um this press
15:30tour now for a little while yeah he is well this article came out last month so i think then
15:36people probably have reached out to him right and that british show was so fascinated by it they flew
15:41into the uk that's an old picture that's an old pic yeah yeah because that's not that same guy
15:45let's talk to other people with oh yeah yeah they'll do i can't remember who they interviewed that we saw
15:51i thought they had i thought they had jonah on there too i thought they yeah i think they did
15:56maybe and then another guy who had said he had a huge one so that lego man has a bigger penis than
16:02he does okay that lego head is bigger
16:07the lego head that you can pop off that little lego body yeah there was there's pics from his trip to
16:17is bigger than his penis those snowflakes might be bigger those snowflakes are bigger you have to
16:27understand i don't get to shame people for their small size so i'm loving this they're smaller than
16:33a snowflake he takes some nice pictures i mean what else is he doing with his time i mean i know i don't
16:39know so he can't get can oh i bet that there's flow but well i honestly guys i hate to say what i
16:48but i believe it's like a ladies button but does it so a slitter is yeah i think it's about the same
16:59size as as one of those and i bet it looks surprisingly like with balls underneath it how big
17:06how big are his balls how big are his balls put a picture of p on top of no i know but what if i had
17:12full-size balls what if i had full-size balls how big are my balls i bet he has normal balls he
17:21hasn't mentioned them do we think that maybe the british tv shows hosts in that nine minutes maybe
17:28asked him no what are you what about your balls then i need to know like the first question i ask
17:37i'd be like hey that's a tragedy let's send him a message how big are your because we want to know
17:43about his balls can i just ask him balls you got big nuts no yeah let's not have him on let's just ask
17:50him why not let me dm he's uh he is charisma minus 100 it's fine oh you guys have enough charisma to
17:58make up for it there you go if he's got normal massive balls you can rub your wiener in his face
18:05i don't want to rub my wiener in his face that's a hell of a peep show yeah it is not many people
18:13you've been able to do that to flaunt your size oh my god this guy that's all i should do is just
18:19show up to small penis contests and just like be the biggest small one yeah just be the biggest small
18:26one like sorry boys coming let's send him a message let's send him a dm that's that's he's
18:34got to do that oh yeah yeah yeah let's see if we can get i don't think i'm on there he probably is
18:38looking for money he's those people flew him to london we've got exactly fly him to lovely detroit
18:44we'll get him on we can't fly him anywhere no i know we can get him on though and um get him all
18:50the fame of the dave and chuck fan base sure oh wow he's in north carolina we're on in south carolina
18:54we could set something up we could educate him on backdoor stuff like there's still a way for him
18:59to oh don't you think he's had to explore you gotta get it we'll let you educate him on backdoor
19:06stuff jason jason's here to tell you a bit about backdoor stuff have you ever considered putting
19:11something in your rear okay no but listen i bet that he can get there i bet he can get there and
19:20i bet he can finish and i bet he does finish how do you because you just how do i do anything with
19:27that that ladies stop doing that dave my god i think it's just like like the same way that you
19:35might so it's like a rub like a lady like a lady might do it but is it a normal size just get all over
19:41but like the the finale well we don't know his balls we don't know i don't know the amount of
19:50semen this man produces aren't you curious yes we can ask him all these that's why we need to do
19:57the interview these questions how big are his balls well some hard-hitting questions we get that
20:03you're focused on that how big are your balls how much semen do you produce do you have a bush
20:07and do you pleasure your back door write these down write these down people someone listening
20:14keep track of our questions then we got to have them on like a 24-hour watch after talking to us
20:20right because it couldn't get any worse than it is i they didn't ask the questions we are maybe
20:25give him um a link to the podcast page and be like hey check out our show know what you're in for
20:31know what you're in for see if you want to join us otherwise if not we'll just ask you questions
20:35via the dm he's got a couple allies here and uh i think he would find it not that bad and i'm
20:43trying to teach him what is you yelling about his the size of his balls i need to know i'm looking at
20:50this phone line just praying that i just call it uh the size of the balls are gonna answer a lot of
21:00questions for us yes that's all i'm saying all right stay tuned for that we ever get them on the show
21:03you
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