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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who says he has the world's smallest penis. And, discuss why someone would want to claim that title and more!
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00:00now on to someone a little happier the guy with the world's smallest penis
00:12you hate to hear it michael phillips believes he has the world's smallest penis good god and
00:20has opened up about the challenges of living with a micro penis that's not great i feel like there
00:25you guys talk about a guy who thinks this like every six months there's a new guy that's like nope i've
00:31got it i have the world's smallest i don't know why you'd want to take that crown i'd hate to just
00:36be second there he is is that a yeah police sketch drawing it's just a highly overexposed picture yeah
00:44uh he has battled years of shame and silence and now he is bravely speaking out about living with
00:49a micro penis michael phillips revealed he's going public to support others who feel mortified about
00:57their small manhood it's a devastatingly candid conversation yeah he thought he was merely
01:06smaller than average oh god but then his growth spurt never materialized
01:11he said i'm not sure i have fully come to terms with having a micro penis you never really do
01:20he said i think though i could be the guinness world record holder for having the world's smallest
01:26that sucks you don't get anything for being a guinness world record holder so just stop i know but
01:32oh my that's that's not him that's not it's not him that's that's that's a gay fella
01:37he said uh this dude from north carolina he says he's always dealt with it through comedy
01:43oh court oh court sorry that's all hitting a little close to home
01:52oh no now entering a stand-up competition court no it really doesn't doesn't matter how steampunk you
02:02dress and it's not the size of the audience it's what you do with it yeah however beyond the wisecracks
02:11he's turned to instagram to discuss his micro penis more candidly oh man and he says people have been
02:18tremendously supportive i bet except for the ladies you know people care i mean i care i don't want you
02:25to kill yourself or anything like that i mean i don't understand but um he said there really is
02:32no representation for small penis men in the media duh and almost zero mention of micro penis being
02:40portrayed as a real medical condition and not just a joke well it's not a medical condition it was just
02:45the it's just the cards you're dealt you know the cards you were dealt so you wouldn't classify
02:50micro penis as a medical condition no would you consider uh a cup boobs as a medical condition
02:57he does actually he does you're talking to the wrong guy yeah would you consider a cup
03:01no that's fine with me totally dave hunter's big titty committee will fund you yeah exactly
03:06just applied today yeah if it's so small that you can't use it it would be a medical condition i agree
03:14i feel like you can use it you gotta learn how but you have to no but i mean like you can pee out
03:20of it and you can do all that can you impregnate someone i think you could rub it all over chuck
03:26you know if you have balls and you can impregnate but you can't if you can't penetrate and you're not
03:32delivering it you just sort of artificially gather it up yeah gather it up and you gotta figure
03:39out how to use it you gotta work work with what you got i think medical conditioner just sounds
03:42easier at this point at this point okay fully erect yeah under an inch that's a medical condition
03:52it's not that bad fully erect yeah fully do you think he he doesn't look like he's chubby so it's
04:00not just like a fupa thing you know he claims he went to get enlargement surgery oh what are you
04:07gonna do i mean on his instagram i send it to you what are they gonna there's a picture of him like
04:12in the waiting room saying he's going in for surgery what are they gonna do well you would
04:17wouldn't you there's nothing they can do yeah so it's a while back you're gonna have to find
04:23i send it to you send me just the okay just what here we go i mean one inch is getting ready to go
04:31in to have penile enlargement surgery i just pulled up the online ruler one inch can i see that for a
04:36sec chuck don't put anything against it oh no don't put anything against it things are not looking good
04:43no chuck yeah that's him going in
04:48going into the night you hate that some wild hashtags he's going with what are they now surgery
04:55day surgery time micro penis penis enlargement small penis small penis problems well for the record
04:59the one is sugary time sugary time he spelled it wrong he spelled surgery wrong oh oh yeah i didn't
05:08yeah that's tough that's a different hashtag yeah he's not that that group wasn't ready for that
05:14i don't look at all the people in for big dick surgery well listen guys we all know like if it was real
05:18pieces for sale pieces of what himself what if it was real i'd already have done it
05:25oh god i feel just so bad honestly one inch hard i mean
05:35good night to everyone i know i know what you're saying i know what you're implying
05:43i'm putting it out there pretty yeah he's not implying he's saying i know what you're saying
05:49good night to everyone good night nighty night me oh god man one inch hard yeah what are you gonna do
05:58you gotta learn to work with what you've got but will someone want to work with you that's the
06:05problem well have a better personality
06:06oh you are yikes shots fired for this guy too
06:11i'm gonna dig it
06:12there are other nerves on the body
06:14yeah right ask the stand-up comedian
06:17where do you like to get touched corp
06:21no no no no no no no
06:24men have them too
06:28oh my god that's true g-spot in there yeah i don't none of us needed that good night everyone
06:35double dark it's a double dark day yeah don't be this guy if you want to see what he looks like for
06:44yourself go to davinchuckthefreak.com and scroll back a bit you will see him there i don't think you have a choice to don't like don't be this guy i mean if you have a micro wing-wang i mean suffer the silence he's like hashtagging and i know
06:57you know what though like you could he's he's gonna be an influencer that's the thing he wants to
07:03be viral and be influencing with an inch other
07:05all their small wing-wang men
07:08you know what i will say starting a support group yeah like
07:12there's uh like bald guys
07:14support groups like on on uh youtube
07:17like i would watch these guys who
07:20um they haven't accepted
07:23the fact that they are losing their hair so they're doing all the tricks
07:27their their comb overs and all this and this guy his whole thing is to be like hey man give it up
07:33we're just gonna shave it off dude
07:35and it's okay
07:36just shave it off
07:37and then it's all these videos years ago of
07:40people shaving off their hair and and feeling so much better about themselves
07:44so i said that to you years ago right
07:48yeah but i didn't know you could make money doing that yeah dude the guy has a
07:52because i gotta be personable
07:54well we've talked about am i not
07:56i wasn't playing that yes
07:58she wasn't saying anything about you just in general
08:00screw you and your bald head
08:02you look like you're not personable at all
08:04you look terrible
08:04i don't want to help you anyway
08:06you're full of creamy globs
08:08i don't want to help you guys be bald
08:11be bald creamy globs and rib balls
08:13you look great with your bald spot
08:14you just have to grow your hair back in a little bit
08:17so that it looks as bad as you can think
08:20and then be like i've had a really hard time
08:23and i'm just gonna do it
08:25i'm doing it
08:26start pretend you're starting again
08:27you know
08:28yeah you can be an influencer for anything
08:31that's great
08:31you gotta have enough motivation
08:33yeah man like these people
08:34to share this stuff
08:34these guys are balling
08:36these guys have
08:38sticking wigs on
08:39these guys sounds really funny
08:40bald headed
08:41no bulge cuck
08:42like you gotta you can cover all sorts of
08:44yeah that's true
08:45yeah
08:46hi
08:48i'm losing my hair
08:50i like my wife to have sex with other men
08:53and i like to watch it
08:56i have mystery globs of cream on me at times
09:00those aren't a mystery
09:02that's what my life is
09:03just so you know
09:03not much of a mystery anymore
09:04you just have to accept it
09:06i'm an inch hard
09:08the only
09:11and i'm not personable
09:12but we can all get through life together
09:14you don't have much personality
09:16that's been tough
09:16don't have much looks
09:17you're killing it
09:20bunch of zeros in every category
09:21don't give up
09:23ah people will flood your dms
09:25right
09:25yeah
09:26i think so
09:26the only rumored micro person
09:29that i know
09:30um
09:31the
09:32it appeared that they
09:35uh
09:37would find
09:38a bull
09:38that was their deal
09:40that was their setup
09:41when we did that
09:42they would look for bulls all the time
09:44contest years ago
09:45it was the smallest tool for tool contest
09:48yes
09:48and guys had to come in
09:49and get measured live on the air
09:51yeah they did
09:51and the smallest penis would win
09:53yep
09:54slash lose
09:54right
09:55yeah yeah
09:56but the guy who won
09:57he was an inch
09:59but that was soft
10:01he was an inch soft
10:02who
10:03did they just whip it up
10:06and measure in front of everyone
10:07was that here or the other place
10:09no
10:09the other place
10:09they were in a room behind us
10:11but quite visible
10:12and who was doing the measuring
10:14a local politician
10:15no
10:16what
10:17no
10:17he had a co-worker
10:19that's not better
10:20no
10:22he ran for some kind of office
10:23i believe
10:24no
10:24you're thinking of a different guy
10:25you guys really have done it all together
10:27we really have
10:28we really have
10:30we've got a fan
10:31concert promoter
10:32like laverne and shirley over here
10:34yep
10:34schlingle
10:35schmongle
10:36hop and pepper incorporated
10:38toodly toodly tood
10:39we're gonna make it
10:41yeah man we did a lot
10:45we shaved butts
10:46we uh
10:46waxed
10:47but
10:48so that guy loved tool so much
10:50he was willing to show off the fact that he had
10:52a minuscule package
10:54yep
10:54and then one guy
10:55came in
10:56who had a decent one
10:58right
10:58and then his whole job
11:00just to flex
11:00just to be like
11:02oh what
11:02seven and a half
11:03oh no
11:04do I lose
11:05oh I didn't win
11:06I didn't win
11:06oh no man
11:08yeah
11:09my name is Rick
11:10hit me up
11:10at rick at instagram
11:11yeah
11:12yeah
11:12that's hilarious
11:14yeah
11:15no
11:16yep
11:17that poor
11:18one guy
11:18won slash lost
11:19yeah
11:19so he
11:20won a
11:21what a
11:21a tool
11:22a front row
11:23tickets to tool
11:24got to meet the band
11:25the concert
11:26oh okay
11:26because I was thinking like power tools
11:28no
11:28no
11:29no
11:29I'm so stupid
11:30I'm always confused on this show
11:32yeah I know
11:33no no
11:34tool the band
11:34I'm so sorry
11:34tool the band
11:35that makes way more sense
11:36yeah
11:36it was a huge package
11:38I mean his wasn't
11:39but the prize package
11:40was huge
11:41yeah
11:41yeah
11:42gotcha
11:43not worth it though
11:44no
11:44not worth it
11:45to embarrass yourself
11:45their pictures were out
11:47of his
11:48wing wing
11:50no
11:50no
11:50but his picture
11:51like as the winner
11:52oh his face
11:52yeah
11:52no
11:52and then you have to watch tool
11:55oh my god
11:56court
11:57court
11:58court
11:58court
11:59court
11:59let's not forget
12:00he loves weed
12:01let's not forget that you are on the air
12:03he loves weed
12:03on the weekend
12:04I'm just being provocative
12:06he's a Jack's Mannequin fan
12:09don't listen to this guy
12:11that's fine
12:11you don't have to love all the music
12:13Jack's Mannequin
12:15he loves Def Leppard
12:16that's what I've heard
12:17yeah
12:18yeah
12:18yep
12:23Def it up
12:24no
12:24Def it up
12:25Def it up
12:27Def it up
12:27never seen that shirt
12:28no
12:29Def it up
12:29wow
12:30I wish I could
12:31then I wouldn't have to hear what he said
12:33I'm listening to Jack's Mannequin over there
12:34just enjoying the ride home
12:36I will
12:38oh you will
12:39you definitely will
12:39he will
12:40oh boy
12:41again if you want to see the guy
12:42with the
12:42apparently world's tiniest wiener
12:44go check him out
12:45at DaveAndChuckTheFreak
12:46all the tattoos in the world
12:47it doesn't make up for it though
12:48no
12:50it doesn't
12:51yeah
12:53no
12:55it doesn't make up for it
12:56no
12:57it doesn't make up for it
12:58no
12:58it doesn't make up for it
12:59no
12:59it doesn't make up for it
13:00no
13:01it doesn't make up for it
13:01no
13:01it doesn't make up for it
13:02no
13:03it doesn't make up for it
13:03no
13:03it doesn't make up for it
13:04no
13:04it doesn't make up for it
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