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00:00do you miss being single no what why yeah i don't know i just i'm just for the task you're my woman
00:09i know i'm your woman like but yeah i'm asking yeah no i love you well the other day you said
00:15that you couldn't stand me well yeah it's because you farted in the car what do you mean
00:21i'm not allowed to fart yeah yeah you can but i'm saying that's obviously why i said it
00:25i know like what it just got me thinking that maybe you are missing it what missing what exactly
00:37being single no like can you even remember being single if i was single like yeah what do you mean
00:44if you were single like yeah no i'd give you three kids yeah and you're thinking about being single
00:51no no no but i'm not thinking about being single i'm just saying if i was single then obviously
00:56like i wouldn't experience like a fart in the car i'm gonna say my fanny is like no hunger do you
01:03know what i mean because i've give you three kids and you're thinking about being single yeah but i'm
01:08not thinking about being single you asked me if i thought about being single and i've only just
01:11thought right now you just told me you love me and then now you're telling me that you're thinking
01:15about it which one is it red flag red flag green flag lads which one is it no no but i'm not thinking
01:20about being single you've just asked me like have i thought about being single and you've just told
01:24me yeah no no no i've just thought about it right now because you asked me so what are you thinking
01:30i'm thinking you're thinking what do you mean you're thinking about going to sleep no you're not
01:33you've just told me you're thinking about being single lads no no because you just asked me you
01:37just asked me if i thought why are you even in my bed why are you even in my bed it's my bed
01:42no it's my bed okay don't even start lads okay i'm human how can you say you asked me a question
01:49Now, babe, how can you say you don't think about being single
01:52And then tell me that you're thinking about being single
01:54No, no, no, I only thought about it right now
01:56Because you asked me the question
01:57Lads, three kids I've gave you
01:59Three kids and you
02:00No, I technically gave you them as well
02:02They started in me, if you think about it
02:05Yeah, but like, they came out of my vagina
02:08I grew them
02:09And nurtured them
02:10Thank you very much
02:12That I'm grateful for
02:14I'm going to give you that one, yeah
02:16I am grateful, but I carried them for nine months
02:18And you're telling me
02:20You're thinking of some little typhoon, aren't you, down the road
02:23I'm not, I'm not
02:24You just told me
02:25Go and get a smelly little tuna box
02:28I know who you're even thinking of
02:30Go and get someone else's
02:31You asked me a question, have I thought about being single
02:34I've not, I've not until right now
02:35Because you asked me the question
02:37I've thought about it now because you asked me the question
02:40So you're thinking about someone else's smelly little tuna box, aren't you?
02:42I'm thinking about the question
02:44You know what, your argument's like this
02:46Is the reason why I do miss being single
02:49You asked me to do miss being single
02:50Oh yeah, I bloody do
02:51Because I don't get into bloody arguments
02:52I don't get a fart in the bloody car
02:54I don't get arguments like this
02:56You started this
02:57I was enjoying my sleep
02:58Get out the bed now
03:00What do you mean get out the bed?
03:01Get out the bed
03:02Or I'll fart in your face, lad
03:04Never mind, I'll fart in the car
03:05I'll fart on your fucking face, lad
03:07You love this, you're the name
03:09How dare you
03:10Domestic abuse?
03:11Are you messing with me?
03:11Domestic abuse
03:12Don't you dare fart in my face, woman
03:15What do you mean?
03:16I'll fart in my face, lad
03:17I'll fart in your face, lad
03:19You fucking cheeky bastards
03:21Thank you
03:22Thank you
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