00:00My psycho f***ing neighbour has been nicking them on and off for a few months.
00:04I've just had another notification on my parcel.
00:07They said they've sent it and it's gone again.
00:10It keeps happening.
00:11I've seen her on the camera.
00:12She's got different disguises, hats.
00:14As if I'm not going to know it's her.
00:16It was there.
00:16I saw it there.
00:17They showed the photograph.
00:18Well, I'm not having it.
00:20She's definitely in.
00:21The car's there.
00:22She's a loonist.
00:23She's a f***ing loonist.
00:25Oi!
00:25He knows she's in there and he's not leaving without his parcel.
00:29I can see a light.
00:30She's just switched that.
00:30As if I'm not going to see you switch the lights off.
00:33Open up.
00:33I know you've got me parcels.
00:35I can see the top of your head.
00:36What do you want?
00:38I know that you have been nicking my parcels.
00:41Yeah, that old chestnut.
00:42You said that last time.
00:44No, you can't deny it.
00:45I've got ring doorbell now.
00:47Oh, right, okay.
00:47And I've got your camera.
00:48Have you?
00:49He's come prepared with evidence.
00:51They've sent me notifications showing me the parcel was right there.
00:54Not going.
00:55Never been.
00:56Do you want me to ring the police?
00:57Report to the police for this.
00:59Do what you want.
00:59I have not touched a package at all.
01:02Yes, you have.
01:03In fact, for the ache, why would I steal from you?
01:05Okay, tell me why you want my camera really picking up a parcel.
01:09What's in that parcel anyway?
01:11None of your business.
01:12Well, how do I know what I've taken?
01:14All right, okay then.
01:14It's underwear.
01:16Ooh, creepy.
01:17Silk boxes.
01:19Silk boxes!
01:22I'd know if I'd nicked them, wouldn't I?
01:24Why are you laughing?
01:25There's nothing wrong with silk boxes.
01:27You're an absolute person.
01:28He's had enough of this.
01:30It's time for him to get the authorities involved.
01:33Stop taking the piss and just give me my parcel back.
01:35I haven't got your parcel.
01:37Yes, you are.
01:38I don't want to stop and chat to you.
01:39I just want my parcel back.
01:40Well, I'm not.
01:41Come on.
01:41I don't care what you want.
01:42I'm not.
01:43I haven't got it.
01:45Complete fucking psycho.
01:46Oh, really?
01:47You're hinged.
01:48I'm a psycho and you're there.
01:50Right, I don't want to chat.
01:52I've had enough.
01:53I've had enough.
01:54I'm not happy with you.
01:55I'll bet you do a little helicopter, don't you, when you got them on.
01:57Eh?
01:58You're absolutely...
01:59You're crazy.
02:01You're a fucking psycho.
02:03Now, give me my parcel back.
02:04I haven't got your parcel.
02:05Yes, you have.
02:06You're on camera.
02:08Give it me back.
02:09I haven't.
02:09I went to stroke your cat.
02:11I told you that.
02:11Crazy.
02:12Oh, stupid.
02:14I'll get you done for harassment.
02:16I have done nothing at all other than walk past your house, stroke your cat.
02:21Oh, he's getting...
02:22I'm getting bored now.
02:23You're getting boring.
02:24Me too.
02:25Why are you denying it?
02:26Just get all right, Kate.
02:27You're just an absolute weirdo.
02:30Yeah.
02:30He's got one last trick up his sleeve.
02:32You know what?
02:33What?
02:33I'm going to get a restraining order.
02:35Oh, whoopee freaking do.
02:36Yeah, because I do not want to see you around here again.
02:38I don't even want to see your face again.
02:41Well, if next door I'm in, what can you do?
02:43Well, I'll get a restraining order so you can't walk past there and go and grab the parcels.
02:47Yeah, for sure.
02:47You absolute crazy nutter.
02:49Look, if I was you...
02:50You're not me.
02:51I want to see all my packages back where they were.
02:55Okay?
02:56Yeah.
02:56Are you listening?
02:57All right.
02:58Good.
02:58Go on then.
02:59Get it done.
02:59Go on then.
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