00:00Um, hello. Yeah, hi, you all right?
00:02Who are you, exactly?
00:05Sorry, buddy, I've got a nasty cough. I've just bought this house in.
00:08What? The Joneses place?
00:11Yeah, I've just bought it. Can't you see the sold sign right there?
00:15Oh, well, I'm not quite sure...
00:19Not quite sure you're going to fit in, matey.
00:21Sorry.
00:23Well... I beg your pardon?
00:25I'm looking at your car and you don't seem to be our type.
00:31Sorry, who are you?
00:33I live down there.
00:35Okay.
00:36I'm part of the Neighbourhood Watch, and that's why I'm asking what you're doing here, but...
00:43Well, sorry, I've got a bit of a cough.
00:45I'm just waiting for the builders to come, so then we can just go through the house and it's like...
00:49Oh, you're not going to change it.
00:51What do you mean I'm not going to change it?
00:52Well, it's lovely in there.
00:54It's a bit old.
00:55I've got it all worked out and it was just exactly what somebody would need.
01:02Well...
01:02I wanted to change it.
01:04If it doesn't suit you, then perhaps you shouldn't have bought it.
01:09Sorry, buddy.
01:11Mate, I can do what I want with it because it's my house now.
01:14Well, when did you buy it?
01:17Gosh, it was very recent.
01:18Maybe like a week or two ago.
01:20Oh, well, there you go.
01:22You've got time for buyer's regret.
01:26Thank you, pardon?
01:27Buyer's regret.
01:28What does that mean?
01:28You've got 30 days after purchase to actually change your mind.
01:34Mate, this isn't like I'm buying a snack from the shop or a computer.
01:38No.
01:38This isn't a house.
01:39No, it's not a snack, is it?
01:42I mean, this is something that somebody's put a lot of work into.
01:47Okay.
01:47And you want to what?
01:49Knock down walls?
01:50What?
01:50Put serving hatches in?
01:52Well, no.
01:52Is that the sort of thing you're going to do in there, is it?
01:54No.
01:55Well, it doesn't matter what I'm going to do in there.
01:58I'm going to do a lot in there.
02:00I'm just trying to just make it nice.
02:02Well, it is nice.
02:03It's already nice.
02:04That's what I'm saying.
02:06I'm saying anybody that lives on this street would cherish this house,
02:10and yet you feel that you've got the right to change everything.
02:14Well, I can because it's my house now.
02:16Yeah, yeah, but...
02:18Well, what do you think people are going to make of that?
02:21I mean, you're not going to...
02:23Well, well...
02:23Sorry, what's your name?
02:25Me?
02:26I'm Geoffrey.
02:27Geoffrey?
02:28You look like Geoffrey Epstein.
02:29What's your name?
02:30Oh, well, it's Epstein, mate.
02:33You're sorry?
02:34Epstein.
02:35Epstein?
02:36Epstein?
02:36Yeah.
02:38Oh, dear.
02:39Yeah, so...
02:40Not like that awful man that committed suicide.
02:44No, no, no, mate.
02:44I was just having a joke because your name's called Geoffrey.
02:47It don't matter what my name is.
02:49All I'm saying is okay, yeah?
02:51Is I don't care what the rest of the...
02:53I think that's gone over your head, hasn't it?
02:55You're a bit confused.
02:57Yeah.
02:58It's all right, buddy.
02:59You don't need to get a headache over it.
03:01So, basically, I don't really care what the rest of the neighbours think because I'm
03:04not really going to be fighting like the neighbours around, especially you.
03:09Oh, well...
03:10Charming.
03:11Yeah, well, it's a bit charming.
03:12You coming over here, Albus Dumbledore, coming to my car saying, oh, no, you can't...
03:17You need to give the house back.
03:18Well, we have a certain class of people in this...
03:24What does that mean?
03:26Well, we just...
03:28We're professionals.
03:29Okay.
03:30Or retired professionals in my case, I...
03:32Okay, well, congratulations for you, buddy.
03:35No.
03:37No.
03:37And...
03:38We like...
03:40We like our peaceful...
03:45Well...
03:45Well-trimmed lawns, peaceful.
03:48Well, I'm happy to let you know that the lawn is well-trimmed at the moment.
03:53Yeah, are you going to let it stay back then or...?
03:56I'm probably going to remove it and then extend the drive.
03:59Oh, my word.
04:01What, what, what?
04:02Are we expecting banging parties with all your friends around or something?
04:07Is that why you need an extended drive?
04:08Bye.
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