00:00You've had my child, you've not even told me, and you've got some other look, bringing up my child.
00:04Yeah, because we're buying on our own, we don't need you.
00:06What are you doing here?
00:07It's not to need you for a while.
00:08It's been the best part of the year.
00:09What, you just show up with Albert Blue, what do you want?
00:11Maybe we could, you know, go out for a drink or something.
00:13That's not going to be happening.
00:15Why not?
00:15We've been together for, like, what, three years?
00:17Yeah, and we've not spoken for a year, so...
00:20Are they men's shoes?
00:21Obviously they're men's shoes.
00:22I'm just kidding, they are, they are.
00:23Don't you live on your own?
00:24Not that it's any of your business, you've not been together.
00:27I'm not...
00:27What are they?
00:28What does it look like they are?
00:30Is that a baby I can hear?
00:31It's nothing to do with you.
00:33Hang on a minute, we've not been together for, how long has it been now, seven months?
00:36Way longer than that.
00:37You've got men's shoes, you've got baby pants, and I can hear a baby crying upstairs.
00:43Have you got something to explain?
00:44When we broke up, I found out I was pregnant a few months after.
00:47Since then, I've met someone else, and we've decided to raise the baby together.
00:50My child, and you've not said a word to me.
00:53You went radio silent with me, so why would I owe you anything?
00:55It's a f***ing baby.
00:57Yeah.
00:57Is that him coming down the stage?
00:59Who's this?
00:59Who's this?
01:00It's my ex.
01:01Oh, you're the non-existent man.
01:04What do you mean non-existent?
01:05Yeah, because you're one who just literally took off.
01:07Because we split up like seven months ago.
01:09I don't know why he keeps saying seven months, but way longer than that.
01:11He's bringing up my child.
01:13Well, he stepped up to the role that you should have been.
01:15You've not even given me the opportunity to step up.
01:17You don't need to step up now, do you?
01:18I can't get me head around this.
01:19You've had my child, you've not even told me.
01:21We don't need you.
01:22And then you've got some other f***ing bloke bringing up my child.
01:25Yeah, because we're fine on our own, we don't need you.
01:26Actually, I need you to leave and that's it.
01:28No, I'm not going anywhere.
01:29You've done what you said.
01:30No, there'll be a f***ing lawyer involved in this.
01:33I'm not having it.
01:33It's f***ing out avoiding.
01:34It is.
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