00:00Look mate, I heard the news about your sister.
00:06Yeah, no. Yeah, she just got divorced last week. Yeah, she's just a little bit under the blue, you know.
00:12No, no, I heard, I heard. So the other guy's out of the picture, right?
00:17Yeah, they just got divorced.
00:20Yeah, I mean, he ain't coming back is what I'm saying, yeah?
00:25I don't think so, because he cheated on her, and then, yeah, he cheated on her with her best mate,
00:31and then, yeah, he's just gone off now, hasn't he?
00:35Look, I mean, my timing might be a little bit wonky here, mate, but look, I was just saying, maybe
00:41you could bum me her number?
00:48Sorry, I beg your pardon? Pardon?
00:50You know what I mean? Like, she's divorced, right? So, like, she's on the market, yeah?
00:54Who?
00:55Your sister.
00:57Who?
00:59Mate, she just got divorced last Friday.
01:02I know, I know. So, like, it's time to get back on, back on the horse, innit? It's time to,
01:07there's plenty more fish in the sea. I'm one of those fish, you know what I mean?
01:11Hold on a minute, yeah. Are we talking about, hold on a minute, yeah? Dave, are we talking about my
01:19actual sister we're talking about, right, eh?
01:22Mate, we've known each other a while. Your sister's lovely. Like, I'm just saying.
01:27Yeah, okay, you live across the road, but she's just been divorced.
01:33And, she's really fit, mate. So, win-win, right?
01:40I beg your pardon?
01:41That's the thing, like, we could double date. I could come over from my place, we can have, um, like,
01:46a roast dinner or something, and, like, yeah, we could...
01:50Mate, she's just got divorced.
01:52Exactly, it's perfect timing.
01:54What?
01:55I...
01:57It's...
01:59You literally live across the road. I'm not gonna have our neighbour date my sister, especially after she just had
02:10a divorce. She needs time.
02:12Oh, she needs comforting, mate. That's what I'm saying. If you give me her number, I'll make sure that she's
02:16looked after...
02:17That's why she's with family.
02:20Well, we could be family. Think about it, Chris.
02:29Hey, that's...
02:30That's my sister.
02:32I know, but it's perfect timing, right? She's divorced. I'm your neighbour.
02:35It's not really the perfect timing.
02:39I reckon, look, she's gonna need a nice fella. I'm that nice fella. You know me. It makes perfect sense.
02:48It doesn't make perfect sense at all, buddy.
02:51Of course it does.
02:52Look, just, um, just give me her number now, and I'll give her a text.
02:59No, I'm not gonna give you a number, because that's my sister. She just had a divorce.
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