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00:00Pitch.
00:04Star is gone.
00:05I feel a little responsible and a little guilty,
00:09but also a little like, ooh.
00:11At least you're not coming back in the work
00:13and we're going to be mad at me.
00:14I'm so heartbroken right now.
00:16I don't deserve to be here, but I look so pussy.
00:21Just know I will always be a star.
00:24P.S. Van, you owe me, sis.
00:27God.
00:28I'm her buddy.
00:30I'm feeling a lot of adrenaline from the lip sync,
00:32a lot of anger, a lot of heartbreak for Star.
00:36I'm like definitely in my feels right now
00:38and I need to let some things out.
00:40Wow, wow, wow, wow.
00:42Oh, low Keisha, no shade.
00:44I'm gagged you weren't in the bottom.
00:46I'm surprised by that choice.
00:48It was like an impossible choice
00:49because I think Caramel, like you did better
00:52in the challenge for sure.
00:53I looked at the competition overall
00:55and I thought that Velma had a better track record.
00:58Ultimately, I choose to save Velma
01:00and this is a strategic move, I have to be honest.
01:02Who's going to be able to help me long term?
01:05And I feel like that person is Velma.
01:07I'm a little pissed off.
01:08I was kind of gagged in that moment
01:09because I do feel like I did better in the challenge.
01:12The way you did the challenge bombed what you did before.
01:17In my opinion, I just felt like I should have been saved.
01:19I just feel like it's fake as fuck and I'm not here for it.
01:23Looking at the fact that like almost every girl in here
01:25said that they would save me,
01:27I was really shocked that you chose Velma.
01:30At the end of the day, the judges said that you were shut down.
01:33Your look was good also like me.
01:35It was not like that clear.
01:36I do think my critiques were better.
01:38Like they said they laughed.
01:40Well, they laughed at the same joke.
01:41They said that you weren't funny though.
01:42They said they didn't laugh at anything.
01:44I just think Velma's bullshit.
01:45Are we in the same room?
01:47Are we hearing the same thing?
01:48Like, is your brain not working?
01:50You like didn't get any laughs like they said you weren't funny.
01:53It's okay, no problem.
01:54Everybody is shocked.
01:56Everybody thought that it would be caramel.
01:59This is something that I will remember forever.
02:02So what was your decision, Ben?
02:04I'll be the first one to say it.
02:06I think Star's a threat.
02:07So I was like, what's the point of saving her?
02:10I think I can read PM better than I can read Star.
02:14I don't know what Star's gonna do.
02:16And I just wasn't willing to take that risk.
02:18Caramel, I'm just so happy you won with no makeup on.
02:21That part, that part.
02:25Not even a lick of eyeshadow.
02:27Just bare face with a wig.
02:29I know this week is controversial, but I do feel a little...
02:36But I think it's time to get out of drag.
02:39Yes, please.
02:40Let's not fucking get out of drag.
02:42Season six is playing the game.
02:44The beaver's making me feel crazy because I don't know how it's going to be played.
02:49No one's sticking to, like, the previous seasons where it was boring and their, like, track record.
02:53You got it?
02:54You can't bet on an alliance.
02:57I don't believe anyone's actually going to stay true to their world.
03:00Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
03:02The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000.
03:08With Tracy Melshor, Carson Kressley, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:14With extra special guest judge, Aliza Edwards.
03:18It's a new day in the workroom, and the target on my back has just grown bigger.
03:29So I gotta make sure that I'm still in that top spot so none of these girls can try to ask me.
03:34We made it another week.
03:35Yes!
03:36We got some wins on the board now.
03:39I have a win.
03:40Salty has a win.
03:41Van Gogh's got two wins.
03:42I'm coming up right now.
03:43Yes!
03:44Yes!
03:45Now, listen here.
03:46One half of the Scissor Sisters already got her wins.
03:49So it's my turn to snip, snip, snip, snip my way up to the top.
03:53I really didn't have a good week.
03:55I know it was a fiasco.
03:56I don't know how to land a plane.
03:58It's really important that I bounce back because, of course, they're gonna eat me alive if it's not the case.
04:06Hey, buddy!
04:07Do you remember being in the alliance, female alliance?
04:11I don't recall talking about an alliance.
04:13It's a record.
04:14There's no record.
04:16Oh, it's me dead.
04:17Of course.
04:18The girls are over here.
04:19Oh, yes.
04:20Of course.
04:21If I'm on the top, I'll say if they're in Nevada and vice versa.
04:24Uh-huh.
04:25Never got me goofed up this morning.
04:27In all tea, I low-key had an alliance with Star.
04:30That's not true.
04:31Stop it.
04:33Dirty Alliance Laundry is being aired.
04:35Girl, I saw an opportunity and I took it.
04:38Well, I appreciate you taking that opportunity.
04:41I know I had a floppy on a week.
04:43I am not delusional, but I did walk my ass off on the runway.
04:47Yes, you did.
04:48After my sister Hazel didn't have my back twice.
04:51Here we go.
04:52First doesn't let me choose and then he says I should get in the bottom.
04:56I am ready to let Hazel have it.
04:59I just want to shake them a little bit and also let them know that they shouldn't have done what they did.
05:04So what I'm seeing is these alliances that y'all made don't mean anything.
05:08Don't mean anything.
05:09Don't mean anything.
05:10Don't mean anything.
05:11This table chat is so revealing.
05:14These bitches have no integrity at all.
05:18And that's okay.
05:19Because I know that I'm looking out for myself now.
05:22Oh, here we go.
05:25Oh, Canada.
05:28Seen it already then had her.
05:31Hey, page turners.
05:33Hey.
05:34There's nothing I love more than a nice hard cover.
05:38So grab your reading glasses and don't forget to follow the rubric.
05:43Wooooah!
05:44Hello.
05:45Hello.
05:46Hello.
05:47I'm getting so good at being Canadian.
05:52They're good at that.
05:54Now you all look amazing, but every queen can use a little help.
05:58Lucky for you in today's mini challenge, I'll be holding one-on-one styling sessions.
06:03Hey.
06:04we'll talk all things fashion and in the end I'll select my style superstar on
06:09the rise so take ten minutes to slip into D-list fashionista quick drag okay
06:15then meet me and my atelier and I'll decide if you're a red flag or red
06:19carpet royalty can I get a yes and yes and Murray on your marks get set
06:30oh this is crazy first mini challenge of the season and I've never done quick
06:45drag before we'll see how it looks
07:00I'm here good to see me isn't it I put on my finest pigeon coat my wine stain tube top
07:08dress and I am ready to get this fashion consultation on the go I'm so excited to
07:13be here thank you so much I'm a big fan of yours oh my god did you catch me and
07:17RuPaul's roller boogie 47 I saw 48 I skipped 47 I probably need to see that
07:23you do I was server number three let me see the top of your head oh my god yes I
07:26remember that scene can I come in I wish you would coming in okay thank you so
07:33much my agent sent me here cuz apparently I need some style help oh girl look at you
07:40oh god what have you been up to lately I haven't seen you in a minute god I did a commercial for a
07:47laxative oh it was explosive I auditioned on American Idol oh you did yeah it didn't air though
07:53look at you you're like some kind of glamour leprechaun exactly my name is Patricia
07:57how if you're nasty you have seen me in the magazines cars okay this knows knows no boundaries I
08:07want miss lobster roll 2004 inches yuck and how would you describe your style in
08:15three words I think I would do skinny for sure it would be the first one punk out of bed punky out of bed
08:23chief that's five words this is my new pigeon coat pigeon is very in right now it is okay baby
08:30this is chicken feathers from okay coop please it's farm to closet oh yes all right I mean your
08:37oh your bosoms are um I think I feel like they're coming out they're coming out that might be something
08:42we can work on I need some style help it's this beaver it's actually my back hair it is yeah I thought
08:49I just took it off the back put it on the front put your thing down and flipped it and reversed it I
08:52loved it I love that shoe oh yeah thanks the shoe matches always Carson you're so flexible to rich thank
08:59you that's what gets me the covers uh what do you think of my outfit I do like your uh your pocket
09:05handkerchief or oh thank you yes the pocket square oh I love a pocket square it looks like a triangle to
09:10me I know I know who cares about geometry I think people are having sex in that window behind us hold on
09:17let me see oh my gosh look at them oh my god I just love love I know all right we'll just try to avert
09:25our eyes for some of your favorite style influencers I think her name's Melinda Virga Melinda Virga
09:31Melinda Virga oh what an interesting choice Brooklyn Heights really I saw those lace eyebrows and I just
09:39needed some of them myself you see that right there I'll lift up them wow oh wow they look so real
09:44oh thank you I think you're hypnotizing me oh my goodness I think you are an amazing astrophysicist
09:54one sec one sec let me flap it out of you oh oh god I feel what just happened we should probably um
10:01see you do a little runway walk I am a little sore from last night so I'll try my best oh god did you fall
10:06no I just had too much food over here oh god oh goodness chiropractor faster faster faster faster
10:16faster turn and a little jog a light jog a light jog oh yeah that's good oh yes lead with the knees
10:22I remember this from Moncton Fashion Week and that is the actual lobster roll
10:29mm-hmm that's so unique I walked like that once after a week in Barbados okay my spoons came out
10:39oh my god where were those this is when I lost Mr. Officer Roll 2005 hold on added talent
10:45all right I think we're done here so get out okay thank you so much thank you so much I'll find you on
10:53the Moncton Facebook page thanks so much I'm banned I'm sure you are well in a room full of D-listers
11:01one of you was an A plus the winner of today's mini challenge is Sammy Landry
11:09thank you you have won $2,500 cash courtesy of swish embassy oh my all right now that we're all warmed up
11:25it's time to sizzle your sisters because for this week's maxi challenge it's the return of the reading
11:31battles you'll face off against one of your fellow queens and take turns trading burns it is the
11:40reading battles we've all seen it some of us may not love it reading is an art form it is something
11:47that not everybody can do because you have to be smart and a lot of these girls are so stupid the goal
11:54is simple win your battle and secure your safety lose your battle and well you might be in danger girl
12:00and the funniest queen of the night will win the maxi challenge but first you need a reading buddy
12:08Sammy Landry as the winner of the mini challenge you will select your rival let me get a look here
12:15let me get a look I get to pick my opponent first who do I want to destroy I'm gonna go for p.m.
12:24I hate you so much I hate you more now I will choose a queen at random and they will pick their opponent
12:33Hazel who the fuck do I want to choose who is on the same level as me I think I'm gonna go with
12:46pigman but I'm not sure I kind of wanted to surprise them you know what I'm gonna go with Velma work okay so
13:03Dulce versus Velma all right let's find our next name Ebony LaBelle
13:10so which of y'all bitches will call me annoying
13:17you wanted to be salt versus pepper so bad so you know what I'm gonna choose Maya Fox
13:25so it's Ebony versus Maya and that means it's Saltina versus Van Gogh
13:35fate leaves me and Van together and I cannot wait to read her down to help you get up in this gig you'll
13:47get some help from our extra special guest judge but I'll let her introduce herself
13:51racers start your engines and may the best drag queen read
13:57my name is Alyssa Edwards and I am a very established and seasoned queen I mean truly
14:08what the fuck am I actually doing here in Canada where's Brooklyn Heights
14:12oh my god I am gooped gagged and bewildered
14:21holy she is like my favorite drag queen of all time tell me are we ready for the reading battle
14:30yeah the girls want to battle y'all this is fun I know what you all are feeling right now but I think
14:37if you turn off the voices in your head sometimes and allow yourself to giggle and laugh and if you're
14:43confident in your skin unapologetically the judges will enjoy yeah I feel like it is hard because it's
14:48like you don't want to offend the person why don't you want to offend them in a reading battle honey
14:52there's a cash prize there is a check waving to you you better get to offending everybody all the
14:57girls think that I'm an easy target in this challenge and I'm sure Hazel thinks she has it in the bag but
15:02I feel like if anything that just fuels my fire I mean Alyssa Edwards gave me the hint so I need to come
15:07in hard so if a joke doesn't land how do you keep rolling guess what I'm laughing first yes okay okay
15:17because if you can't make yourself laugh how the fuck are you gonna make somebody else you're gonna
15:21make somebody else yeah somebody at home laugh many times in season five me telling myself I can't do
15:26this or this or this oh hell bitch you could do all that not it might not be as fast or as sharp as
15:33someone else but what you do is authentically unapologetically you and when you bring that to this
15:40competition that's when you soar do you have any advice like maybe right before you walk in to like
15:45kind of tell yourself or does that just kind of tie into pretty much no I think being a performer it's
15:49natural to be nervous because we're passionate about it right we want to do good we want to be
15:52a symbol of excellence we want to be the best version of ourselves so it's natural to be nervous
15:56especially when you're passionate about something and I think that's good hearing Alyssa say that
16:01like if you have nerves it's because you're passionate kind of makes me feel a little bit more
16:05at ease because I feel like I've been really nervous pretty much this whole competition but it's
16:09because it means a lot to me this isn't just a game like this is something I really want
16:13bring that backstage drag banter bring that to the main stage I'm excited to see all this and I
16:20believe in you all right now let me meet y'all's opponents get the hell up out of here
16:24I love Miss Alyssa motherfucking Edwards that is so gaggy are y'all gagged Alyssa is that type of girl that
16:39just knows how to throw it back right at you and she could give us some really really really good
16:43advice I'm Sammy Laundry oh wait say that again Sammy Laundry somebody Sammy Sammy Laundry that's the experience what does that mean
16:54it means my name Laundry Laundry it's French clearly yes who thinks they're really gonna excel in this I feel like I'm gonna surprise myself you better do that honey or you better be a good lip
17:05sinker I can perform down I know all about that because I thought I was fucking hilarious bitch you're a cacklin you were having a hoot and a haul and I was obsessed with that
17:15the judges didn't they were like what Alyssa were you entertained I said thoroughly but I'm a storyteller I learned very quickly and these kind of challenges sometimes less is best and when it's less is best you can get a lot more snappy punch get to the punch and delivery can be everything
17:31sometimes for me for my character I could read a children's book and make it funny yeah just really sell your character with it yeah Alyssa is giving us some solid comedy advice this is all in fun it's just drag it's not personal
17:44it's just drag now I'm nobody's lie detector test but I think some of these queens are over here playing too Canadian and nice but I think some of them are quite shady I'll stay tuned
17:55that sounds good oh my god okay Alyssa Edwards Alyssa motherfucking Edwards she came to Moncton no way 2018 I opened for a show that she did in Montreal so you said it was around 2018 you did that how long have you been doing drag again nine years nine years
18:20I started in a drag competition and I won the contest and at the end I found the heart of drag being my heart my art art
18:30the only way to get good at it and the only way to figure out your drag is with a lot of experience exactly I didn't have shows and gigs that much because they didn't want to book me it was a challenge to be booked for gigs
18:48I was feeling the hate more from the older queens than my sisters it's been nine years but it's like the two last years that I really really had jobs and I did my experience like I'm such a fighter so I just keep on going
19:05it's a little bit sad like I'm like I wish I had the chance that my my sisters that started with me has I'm really happy that I have a place here and that I can be celebrating this this heart
19:18so do you want to get to work yeah wait did you get no I got chosen who chose you Ebony chose me so you're easy to read
19:29apparently Ebony is a really big personality and I just need to make sure that she doesn't see more me in this challenge I need to take my face up and stand out in my own way
19:39I am so happy I'm sitting with my sisters Miss Vanessa Goss and Ebony because they are the funniest bitches in the room and I need some help
19:51I chose my I don't really know too much about her but that didn't stop me from writing a lot of jokes
19:56Maya did win snatch game last week so I know she's good at improv and what if she takes away the momentum from my jokes with a good clap back
20:04are we feeling a little devious today well yeah well yeah I feel like we all didn't get to pick right
20:11all three of us yeah I didn't get to pick but I got who I wanted oh really really yes okay you know
20:16Dan has a big target on her back with two wins and I feel like I could you know maybe make her a little
20:24less comfortable I'm happy that you're going against her because I feel like you can really yeah I don't
20:29want to I don't want her to get out to win I want to deflate her ego just a little you know I would
20:36have picked Hazel because I know Hazel the best and I know oh we will we will I want to like dig in deep
20:43yeah right yeah and we won't dig deep today I'm gonna give Caramilk a couple of little zingers
20:50or things they can dig out that might throw Hazel off their game because Hazel definitely threw my game
20:56off last week by not choosing me do you think everyone else leaving shady I hope so no I think
21:01everyone's going to look at them they're all over looking at us oh my god okay thank you
21:06I believe you can go as nasty dirty and deep as the
21:32can go as nasty dirty and deep as you can go if it's funny it's okay
21:51this week i know i have to be really prepared the order of the word are so important in comedy
21:59so for me i know i have to practice practice practice practice and practice to success
22:29and what when life hands you limes put them in your hat welcome to the main stage of canada's
22:39drag race she's my favorite naughty librarian it's tracy malshore hey brook brook hi trace
22:46what is your favorite kind of read petulance oh noted and it's style superstar carson kressley
22:54carson what are you still doing here oh well i came for the poutine but i stayed for the mount me's
23:01i think you mean the mounties no i mean mount me's and it's the pride and joy of mesquite texas
23:08the winner of global all-stars alissa edwards i'm back back back back back again alissa you've never
23:15been here only in my dreams this week we put our queen's literacy to the test in the reading battles
23:23racers start your engines and may the best drag queen win
23:32category is my chemical reaction first up hazel my chemical reaction is inspired by
23:42metallicizing there is the silver plated side and then the gold is metallicizing all over it
23:50if only she had a brain bitch fuck joan of art it's hazel of art i'm here to stomp on this
23:56competition thank you for being an alloy
24:02maya fox
24:05i'm ready to serve you eruption baby i am the volcano we have rubble all on this down we've got lava coming
24:12out it is moving it is flowing she is smoking that's my mount vesuvacissi i'm really selling
24:19this head to toe i am melting all over this stage what a hot head pompeii i say ebony la belle
24:30miss ebony she's getting ready to go to the gala she got her pretty dress on she got her hair up in her
24:35rollers honey she's reading the good old bell magazine shoot that high here and i turn around
24:41boom now she done turns it and burns it the whole back is burnt to a crisp but isn't she so glamorous
24:49hair today gone tomorrow pm my runway is inspired by the chemical reaction bleach another plaque plaque plaque
25:00plaque plaque again on one side of me i am plaqued i am disgusting i am a deep coffee stained yellow
25:08and then on the other side i am showing you pearly and white get up to three shades lighter in just two
25:15weeks fanned off my runway is inspired by the chemical reaction decaying now that right there
25:23is rigamorous i wanted to be in kind of a half state of decaying so i got bones coming out maybe
25:31i'm giving you horror i'm giving you spooky spooky it takes a lot of backbone to wear a look like this
25:41caramel who doesn't love a melted chocolate bar what's up fudge this week i really wanted to show
25:49something more sexy i just wanted to go down the runway with my oiled up legs and show the girls that
25:54i can really strut down i think i see her ganache caramel is melting the hearts of the judges
26:02sammy laundry my chemical reaction is inspired by crystallization oh my god i crystallized you guys
26:12i don't know how crystallization works i'm not a scientist i'm a drag queen now that right there
26:17is marilyn monho i wanted to challenge myself and push myself and show the judges that i hear the
26:24critiques this is the glam sammy saltina shaker my runway is inspired by the chemical reaction of cryogenesis
26:35that's me freezing it's kate minus eight fahrenheit i have these pipes going into my suit
26:43pumping oxygen but i'm slowly freezing to death putting the cyst in cryogenesis she's giving us the
26:52cold shoulder i'm rolling down this runway like i have a rock and at the very end i bust open and you
27:00see everything that's inside of me i could see her grand canyon a lot of browns a lot of like almost
27:06orangey colors maybe a bit of crystallization which is why the rhinestones are all placed and scattered
27:11everywhere i want to show the judges that i don't always just wear a gown not a soul could rock
27:17felma jones the graceful mother nature has arrived it's precipitation but fashion the hair clouds is
27:26charged with water the rain is pouring to the cold ground becoming ice here she is world it's stormy daniels
27:35i want to take my time for the judges to really take it in and really appreciate all the details is
27:43that the first time a woman's ever made you wet
27:52welcome to reading battles tonight two queens will face off in a read-off you will exchange burns and land
28:01as many hits as you can the winner of each battle will secure their spot in the competition and the
28:08funniest queen of the night will be our maxi winner we will also name a bottom three from the losers of
28:15their battles so don't hold back
28:27welcome to our first battle the only thing whiter than her face is her dancing it's van gogh
28:34and just like her hometown ottawa she's had a bunch of angry truckers in her it's saltina shaker
28:46let the reading begin hello everyone my name is van god i am the little devil with the list
28:52also known as the front runner of the competition saltina is so desperate for another win she's battling
28:59the girl with the speech impediment and she's still gonna lose but it'll remind her of week one
29:07all right hi ladies and gentlemen uh whatever the p.m is how are we doing tonight
29:14you know van it looks like somebody squished your face but it also sounds like somebody squished your face
29:22so tina you are the queen of social media and i want you to show us how to do one of those amazing
29:29transitions right now from the main stage back to ottawa what do van's filler and canadian geese have in
29:40common they're both migrating as we speak well i went to brooklyn's doctor so i know
29:52oh my god van walks into a bar is something i would say if caramel didn't steal all her bookings
30:06albert einstein invented the theory of relativity my theory your parents were relatives
30:13i want to leave you all with some homework do y'all know what a blob fish is a blob fish if you don't
30:24know what it is look it up when you get back home and let me know what you think let me know what you
30:30think um hint it's hideous thank you guys well done the reading battle is on a real uh war of words
30:43lots of casualties and collateral damage over here van goth i can tell that you host i can tell that you
30:50are comfortable commanding a room saltina you had some great zingers in there canada goose migration i was
30:55like wait they make more than just jackets i was a little worried about you at first but you really
31:01found your rhythm at the end and you ended on the perfect note which is that blob fish and also your
31:06pm joke will live rent free in my head forever i think this is a double act something you two both
31:13should take on the road together good and evil the winner of this reading battle is
31:17saltina shaker yay congratulations you live to slay another day yay that means i'm sorry my dear but
31:31van gogh you lost your battle and you may be up for elimination it's time for our next battle
31:37now despite popular belief she did not shoot selena it's dulce oh my god that's great and she's the
31:53jean christian of drag it's velvet jones let the reading begin well hello everyone my name is dulce and i
32:06will be your main course for this evening to warm us up you know the one that you kind of tossed to
32:11the side velma hi everybody npm i'm belma jones i'm your frenchy sweetheart and the good thing with this
32:23face of is i would not understand any of it girl neither will we don't worry oh dulce i like dulce
32:32de leche what's missing oh taste
32:42too bad i can't ask for you velma is so white when feasts when feasts girl i know about feasts but when i
32:51first met velma she thought i was house cleaning she did and when production first said hard ice
32:57she got so excited because she thought i was finally getting deported
33:04yeah well dulce really wants to be fully part of our drag family and judging by how she's dressing
33:13hey grandma
33:14i'm surprised you know the word grandma because wasn't your mom an alcoholic and hated you
33:21yeah oh yeah sure but my grandma loved me she's the only one that does
33:26well yes well yes she keeps her drink tickets from drag bar gigs and use them as coupons at girl street
33:41store i would have saved those drink tickets for your mom i know she could have used them
33:47but did you know that velma also has a drag king personality no she does she does but honestly if we
33:54were all such a half-assed drag queen like her we would also need another personality to make up for
33:58the lack of talent no girls are reading dulce is from the city of london and now i understand
34:09where she got her british smile
34:13well both of you really surprised me because you seemed a little timid yesterday
34:25dulce loved your confidence i loved how you commanded the stage velma i loved how you were able to laugh
34:33at yourself and the fact that english is not your first language you surprised me your timing your delivery
34:39really impeccable the winner of this reading battle is
34:45velma jones congratulations
34:51you have won your reading battle
34:54she'll say i'm sorry my dear but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination
35:00it's time for our next battle
35:03she's not viral she's just diseased
35:13it's sammy landry
35:18and they're polyamorous but you could probably tell that just by looking at them
35:22it's p.m
35:25done
35:26let the reading begin
35:31pussy milk
35:34that is the name that pm chose for themselves it's a little hard to process it might be because
35:41i'm lactose intolerant or because it's just a shit name
35:45now i'm gonna find some new names for you tonight because uh your pussy milk is rotted
35:55my name is pm just the letters p and m you stupid
36:02sammy landry season six's comedy queen the only funny thing about you though
36:08is that your dad and your mom know each other better as brother and sister
36:13oh damn
36:16pm
36:17poorly made
36:21pm
36:22problematic mug
36:27your makeup is a little dry kind of like your punchline
36:31okay you got me with that one okay sammy i have two words for you and i am going to say them
36:41really slowly because you're from moncton and that means you're an idiot pimple patches
36:50you're looking like a jackson pollock painting out a drag sweetheart and we don't want to see it
36:55anymore oh my pm patchy mullet oh my gosh your drag belongs in the dark pm hours because i don't want to see it
37:12we have an animal on stage and from your lip sync you literally look like a pony doing
37:17fucking dressage and your teeth are you munching and crunching those carrots sweetheart
37:25i haven't mentioned the carrots because i can clearly see what the
37:27is going on here okay
37:33p.m
37:35poop muncher
37:38and i'm about to leave the stage because i don't want to take up any more of your time
37:43like sammy has in this competition thank you very much thank you so much
37:51you two went in really engaging with each other i'd love to see it
37:55sammy all those pms were great they were clever they were inventive but most importantly
38:00they were funny both of you well done brava thank you the winner of this reading battle is
38:07sammy landry oh hey that means pm i'm sorry my dear you lost your battle and may be up for elimination
38:23it's time for our next battle
38:25it's hazel that was good that was good and she's not even the best drag queen in her family it's caramel
38:46let the reading begin hello everyone my name is hazel her name is disappointment
38:53caramel you made so many clock jokes and snatch game now the only clock that's ticking is your
39:01name in this game that did not come out how it should not at all not one bit well you know
39:06fuck my drag okay next hazel threw her sister pm under the bus last week she must go through a lot
39:13of razors shaving those two faces something maya fox would know a lot about oh did y'all know that
39:22caramel came in here named after the wrong chocolate bar bitch your name should be crunchy
39:30it is caramel with a k and this is hazel without her k ketamine
39:41girl pm told you that one bitch we see in your nostrils
39:46you know what's so endearing about caramel the fact that she thought she was going to be a bigger
39:54star than dulce in the acting challenge no one's bigger than dulce
40:01you have a weekly show called haze which makes a lot of sense because you have the testosterone of an
40:07entire fraternity ironic that caramel played flavor slave because she's been giving tasteless performances
40:17week after week after week but i still sent star home with no makeup on hazel raft about being a star in
40:28her it girl music video verse girl with that cheerleader entrance look you're not shining you're sheening
40:39stupid so stupid
40:44okay gorgeous gowns hazel i relate to you because you're a funny person when you're not reading a script
40:52all right when you put the cards down and you interacted with the audience and with us you
40:58invited us into your world and we felt like we were a part of the hazel show even when the jokes didn't
41:03land you didn't wither you know yes you stood tall and fabulous and strong so we love to see it and
41:10caramel it's nice to see you pushing yourself outside of your shell you had some really great jokes in
41:14there and you finished on such a high note for me and it was a really good period on the sentence
41:19the winner of this reading battle is
41:25caramel
41:30hazel my dear i'm sorry but you lost your battle and maybe a
41:33prelimination darn it is time for our final battle
41:38i am so happy that i get to share the stage with you this week i mean god damn
42:06bitches look how good she makes me love
42:11ebony is such a likable and friendly queen even her lace has been waving at me all season
42:17hi maya
42:20miss maya did y'all know she is a lyricist and also a liar
42:26let me tell you okay in her verse on episode one she says that she serves looks in her free time
42:31i guess you don't got a lot of free time
42:43this is always interrupting people so ebony the next time you need to say something please raise your hand
42:50and put it over your mouth
42:54i know i've been dogging on her ugly brother over there so let me give you some
42:59let me give you some nice words okay because i am kind it is so lovely to see you working on your makeup
43:05brick by brick by motherfucking
43:08british
43:10bitch you really are the queen of blending into the background oh girl
43:15alissa i am so motherfucking happy that you are here this week i actually prepared a gift for you
43:21okay miss maya fox is here to show you how to finally tuck in a pillowcase
43:25bitch this bitch was so busted in the commercial it looks like her booking fee is 37.50
43:39listen we got to work on that drag name she came up in here as maya fox but i think we could try
43:45maya horse or uh maya taste is awful or uh maya time in this competition is up after this week's
43:52challenge thank you i am ebony labelle and that's a man maury
44:01now this is how you close out a reading battle i think this is my favorite duo of the night
44:06yeah what an epic showdown ebony let's talk gorgeous confident strong the comebacks were like
44:14impeccable i felt like i was watching you in vegas oh you give me a character right out of paris's
44:21barnet uh maya it was a very canadian approach yeah you had great material i love to raise your
44:28hand you had some uh cute little zingers the winner of this reading battle is
44:37ebony labelle
44:41thank you so much
44:42maya fox i'm sorry my dear but you lost your battle and may be up for elimination
44:53congratulations to our battle winners this week you all burnt your opponents to a crisp
44:59but one of you really stirred the pots
45:01ebony labelle
45:04ebony labelle congratulations
45:10you are the winner of this week's maxi challenge
45:14you have won five thousand dollars cash courtesy of lucky bastard distilleries
45:20bitch i'm a lucky bastard tonight yes ma'am oh that's like good money that leaves us with the losers of their battles
45:29van goff maya fox
45:33you are both safe thank you which means dulce pm and hazel i'm sorry but you were the bottom three this week
45:41ebony as this week's winner you have earned the power of the golden beaver granting you the ability
45:50to save one of the bottom queens from lip-syncing for their life you hold the fate of your sisters
45:56in your petite little hands as you untuck the bottom three may plead their case you may leave the stage
46:03oh girl the reading battles have come to a close the reading battles were so much fun we really
46:14redeemed the reading challenges on canada's drag race you're welcome season five we can finally
46:19all stop hearing ebony cry about being safe she's what a challenge yeah cheers well deserved i
46:28motherfucking ate that yes you did yes you did bitch i won
46:37bitch i win girl y'all know i've been hungry for it i'm just like so proud of myself oh i know these
46:44holes are bad and my i need to say i'm not mad at you we killed it up there we did great you were the
46:51one person that i did not want to go against ah and this is my redemption too
46:59bitch you were so funny the comedy redemption finally happened sorry for for this thank you i am
47:07funny yes yes you are my spot is secured i want to hear what the bottoms have to say
47:14i wanted to talk to my sister dulce because i'm feeling a vibe over here
47:20it sucks i feel like i haven't um been like reaching the potential that i know i can i feel
47:26like my drag is like sickening i'm happy you won i wish i won but it is what it is my track record is
47:34good i've been in the top i've never gotten the beaver i'm gonna continue to do better i don't
47:41want to throw you two under the bus either because like i know you guys feel just as
47:45shit as i do you guys are more used to it but i'm not like i was waiting for that i was waiting for it
47:51the way you're feeling right now is the way that i was feeling a couple weeks ago it's like you're
47:56doing good you know you wanted that moment you wanted that win and you're having a little short
48:02spot don't discredit yourself girl i deserve to stay here but i don't know how the girls are playing it
48:08if they're playing it by track record it should be me no questions asked no shade i want the beaver
48:15just as much as you do again you know like if i'm the beaver queen of the season then i'm the
48:19beaver queen of the season i want to keep going and showing everyone that i am a threat in this
48:25competition and not a flat white i would kill for a flat white bitch your face is a flat white
48:30oh listen i want to move into your beaver lodge ebenece so give me that beaver okay i am obviously a
48:42little upset that i'm here i'm somebody in vancouver who doesn't really do the back room
48:47shit so for me to sit down and put pen to paper and make people laugh today is probably one of my
48:54proudest moments and i i can't stop smiling because i look good i feel good and i did good
49:03today i obviously hope you use the beaver on me because these two don't know how to use the beaver
49:08properly when i was 16 i had my time with the beaver yeah sure you have hazel we're friends to this day
49:15hi kiana if i were in the top i would have used it on pm i would use it on pm i thought you were absolutely
49:22phenomenal uh i would say dulce for sure i think for sure she's got the best track record who's the
49:28gag over there no i said for sure oh okay well i mean for me i think i think like hazel i think
49:34you already had the beaver like this is how i would process it pm you got the beaver last week
49:38as well dulce's never had the beaver you were in the top in the commercial challenge i don't know
49:43what ebony's gonna do here she's got some really strong options but she could also make a move in this
49:47competition she also has an alliance with everybody up in here so i don't know what this
49:51bitch is thinking there's a lot of things to take into consideration i can fully just base it off of
49:55today i can base it off a track record i can also base it off of what i think is going to come next
49:59what if the next challenge is a performance challenge who i think is going to really really eat
50:04it up next week i know that ebony is playing this game strategically so i need to make sure that i give
50:11her an offer that she cannot deny so that i end up with the beaver in my hands ebony can i say something
50:18though yes i feel like this week i rose and i feel like i'm headed upwards and if you were to ever
50:25find yourself down i would scratch your back for sure and i would scratch it so good i feel like
50:32i didn't flop this week and i really want to be here and i will get you back if you get me this
50:38and you know what dulce and i can say the exact same thing too literally girl re-fucking-tweet but you
50:43don't mean it what do you mean i don't mean it because you put me out there last week and i want
50:48to be your best friend i did not put you out there last week you didn't choose me okay i was in the
50:53moment but anyone else you're in the moment and that's the thing so it is what it is you know what
51:00i think i think let them settle it out on the lip sync put them down save me make it real simple
51:06they need stuff to work out make them lip sync down but i also want to see you turn the party dual
51:12say you said you could turn the party and i want to see you go out there i want to see you go like
51:17girl she can fuck out like whether we listening or not like i'm fucking ready to oof girl i love this
51:22untucked PM gave me a very good offer that if i scratch their back now they'll scratch my back later
51:30i do believe them i really do bitch now everybody making that plea so i guess i'm pretty good whoever
51:36the hell i choose i don't know girl let's try to make a damn decision
51:47welcome back queens ebony labelle heavy is the hand that holds the beaver
51:54who do you want to save from the chomping block y'all did not make it easy this week whoever i don't save
52:00bitches fight it out on the stage i have chose to save dulce
52:09lobby damned
52:15dulce you are out of the woods this week you may join the others at the back thank you thank you i love
52:21you alissa
52:21pm hazel i'm sorry but this means you are both up for elimination two queens stand before us
52:36prior to tonight you were asked to prepare a lip-sync performance of dumb blonde by avril
52:42levine featuring nikki minaj this is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination
52:52the time has come for you to lip-sync for your life
52:59good luck and don't fuck it
53:10i ain't no dumb blonde i ain't no stupid barbie doll i got my game on
53:16watch me watch me watch me prove you wrong well there you go again telling me where i belong
53:23you put me on the bench don't think that i can play strong
53:28so quick to condescend while you think i'm empty i'm not
53:32you won't be so confident when i'm crushing you from the top
53:36i'm a babe by my pots that i'm making this monday
53:40i can flip like a switch and i cut like a blade
53:44i can sting like a bee but i'm sweeter than hyundai
53:47and i'm quick as a whip so get out of my way
53:52come and get it now
53:54i ain't no dumb blonde i ain't no stupid barbie doll i got my game on
54:00just watch me watch me watch me prove you wrong
54:16i ain't playing but i won the cup
54:30came through heavy on it in a bentley truck
54:32it was me young avril security tuck in the back just in case one of y'all run up
54:37one of y'all um um all of y'all be stuck when you see a young queen in the flesh what's up
54:41what i hate you was doing got the barbie popping now all of them want to be a barbie i'm watching
54:46but you never gonna stop me never gonna top me millions on millions they never gonna die
54:50i am the prototype the pink print no i don't want no frauds wink wink
54:54i ain't no dumb blonde i ain't no stupid barbie doll i got my game on
55:01watch me watch me watch me prove you wrong i ain't no dumb blonde i am a freaking cherry
55:08oh yeah i'll be your icon just watch me watch me watch me prove you wrong
55:12that was great
55:37queen's we have made our decision
55:49p.m shantae you stay
55:52p.m shantae you stay
56:05go with it let's go with it hazel yes behind those hazel eyes is a star on the rise
56:15thank you so much for this opportunity i feel so blessed to be here well we are so blessed to
56:22have you here thank you now sashay away this flat white will end fit now
56:36you can catch my one person comedy show coming very soon
56:40you got any call tickets
56:47i feel very disappointed i just feel like i didn't really get to show off
56:52who i am truly as a performer just besides that iconic lip sync
56:58you
57:04bitch am i fifi o'hara in this moment
57:12oh my god
57:16the beautiful hazel you are absolutely beautiful like you said
57:20you should be so proud of yourself this is just the beginning and that's what it's about i know
57:26i've sat straight away a few times in my time
57:31get your person come on let's go we go to texas let me take her let me take her
57:35is the bus still running yeah baby you're going to the train station or something girl hit it
57:42good dragulations queens you live to slay another day the world has never needed the magic of drag
57:50more so remember stay true north strong and
57:57that's right now let the music play
58:15next time on canada's drag race you'll be the hostesses with the mostesses on our brand new
58:21drag talk show the shade i feel a little sad that neither of you really wanted me in your group
58:26this is definitely not the energy that i want to start with it's not just like having a drag
58:31mother drag daughter it's about the connections you make along the way girl this is boring i love
58:36this talk show by the way
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