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00:00I
00:30Oi, where are you going?
00:45Work.
00:46Well, I've only been gone a minute.
00:48I thought I'd have a bit of recce in bed.
00:49Don't lie.
00:50You only want me for my delicious body.
00:53It's New Year's Eve.
00:54Come on, everyone else is skiving.
00:55Yeah, well, everyone else hasn't got cows to pen in.
00:57Hang on.
01:00Is this because you want me tucked up because you're worried about Kev?
01:02No.
01:05He's gone quiet anyway, hasn't he?
01:06So hopefully he's found another ex-husband to terrorise.
01:09I'll tell you what.
01:10I'll nip into town and I'll get us a bottle of the good stuff for later.
01:13Right, okay.
01:13But I can't go too mad.
01:15Instead of dropping my mum and Liam off at that murder mystery thing.
01:18God, you're a rogue.
01:20Hey, I'll get us some fireworks and all, yeah?
01:21Well, don't make them too loud, will you?
01:23You know, because I'm getting on a bit.
01:24All right, go on, Dad.
01:25I'll tell you what.
01:26You need to cheer up, because I'm starting this new year with a bag.
01:41I need to tell you what I thought you were.
01:47What?
01:48I said, please tell me that Robert is not dead.
01:52He's not dead.
01:54Yet.
01:55Good.
01:56Because this whole thing needs a massive rethink.
02:01You can't...
02:02You can't faff about with some sex.
02:05Half the village is going to crack it.
02:07Which is why I'm choosing my moment carefully.
02:11Getting Robert alone.
02:13I'm not insane.
02:14Yeah.
02:15Clearly not.
02:20You can hold on for food, yeah?
02:25Duty calls.
02:27Duty?
02:27Duty.
02:28That's what we're calling it now, is it?
02:30Blowing Robert's the smithereens.
02:33You have been mulling things over in your absence and...
02:36Well...
02:37There are other ways that this can end.
02:47No.
02:49No, I can't think of a single one.
02:50No.
02:57Ray?
02:58Hi, sorry, I was out the back.
02:59Ordering a boatload of mozzarella.
03:01You okay?
03:02I'm not going to see you later.
03:03A bit of, um, old Lanzine.
03:05Uh, I'm sorry.
03:07I've got so much to sort.
03:08And, um...
03:10Look, you might as well know that I...
03:13I'm moving on.
03:16Eh?
03:17What do you mean?
03:18Well, on, on?
03:20Yeah.
03:21I did say that's how it is in my line of work.
03:24Oh.
03:25What is it, uh...
03:27Taxi for Ray before midnight, then?
03:29Yeah?
03:30What?
03:31What?
03:32Double time.
03:34I'm not made of money, Laurel.
03:36But I, uh...
03:37I leave tomorrow.
03:41Right.
03:42Okay, oh, right.
03:45Uh...
03:45So, what, is that it?
03:48So, I'm really confused.
03:49Did I do anything?
03:52No, it's not you.
03:53It's not you.
03:53Is this what you want?
03:55What I want, um...
03:57Uh...
03:58Because if it is, that's absolutely fine.
04:03But, um...
04:04You know, cards on the table.
04:06I actually really like you.
04:08A lot.
04:10And I want you to stay here with me.
04:14Together?
04:15Together.
04:15Yeah, together.
04:17I mean, I know...
04:18You know, it's really big and there's lots to consider.
04:21Like, you know, your work and your house and everything.
04:24But I, you know, I think...
04:26I think we're really worth a shot, don't you?
04:31Um...
04:31Yeah?
04:33Yeah, look, I've...
04:34I've sprung it on you and I've embarrassed myself.
04:37So, um...
04:39You don't have to think now, okay, about it.
04:42You don't have to give me a decision.
04:43Just eat your pizza and, um...
04:44What?
04:46But I like you.
04:47You have a lot.
04:48I have to go back.
04:55I have to try again.
04:56You can't force Bear to leave.
04:58He thinks that him and Ray are like that.
05:00Yeah, well, Ray tried that number on us, remember?
05:03I mean, it doesn't help that, you know, Bear's lost it a bit.
05:06Not a bit, more like a lot.
05:09If we can't get him out by tomorrow,
05:11then Ray and Celia take him with us and then that's it.
05:13He's gone.
05:13Why don't we call the police?
05:17Dylan.
05:20The last time cops were mentioned, Ray tried to kill you.
05:23Yeah, and he'll kill you if he catches you.
05:25I know how to be careful.
05:26Yeah, and so do I, by not doing it.
05:29Look, I won't bear free to, all right?
05:30But I need you alive.
05:33So please don't.
05:36Okay, fine, I won't.
05:37But I still need to go up there
05:38because I told Ray that I'd help him back up.
05:41Will I see you later?
05:42Yeah, you'll get a midnight kiss, I promise.
05:49Right, ears to a new year of wedding mayhem and swollen ankles.
05:54And also, here's to piles.
05:56Oh, great, to weddings and piles.
05:58Oh, weddings and piles.
06:03Oh.
06:05Ooh, that tastes like carbonated dogweed.
06:10Yes, I was alcohol-free, did I not mention?
06:12No, you did not.
06:13And just because you're up the duff doesn't mean we have to suffer.
06:16Except you might need a clear head.
06:18I need a teeny favour.
06:20To give our Sarah and your Jacob the best day ever.
06:23Okay.
06:24How much do you want?
06:25It's not money she's after.
06:27Basically, bell rang, all right?
06:28There's some legal shenanigans,
06:30which means Sarah and Jacob cannot get hitched without giving notice.
06:33Twenty-nine dears.
06:35We're pros now, aren't we?
06:35Yeah.
06:36And the wedding's due to our what?
06:38To our what?
06:39Yes.
06:40What?
06:41Why are we whispering?
06:42Because Jacob and Sarah don't know you're dimwits.
06:44So, what do you want me to do?
06:47Slip one of your council cronies a bob or two to sign the papers,
06:51and then wangle as a registrar who doesn't mind working on a year's day.
06:55Oh, yes.
06:56Anything else?
06:58Like resurrecting Elvis Presley?
07:03Well, I might need a small peanut if I'm going to be stuck here in.
07:08Hi.
07:10Elvis Presley.
07:10Babe, I just need to pop out, get some party poppers.
07:18Um, you see to carry, yeah?
07:23What are you up to?
07:25Nothing.
07:26I, uh, I'm just bored.
07:28I thought I'd come see if you needed a hand with anything.
07:30Oh, it's funny you should say that.
07:33Get in.
07:34I've got something for you.
07:40It's a late Christmas present.
07:57Oi!
07:58Steady.
07:59It got messy last time you did that.
08:00Why do you still have that?
08:02Um, it's insurance.
08:04Just, funny enough, April, there was a time when I didn't trust you.
08:08There's nothing like a murder weapon to ease the paranoia.
08:12I don't want it.
08:13What, not even the sheets and towels from the cleaner?
08:16No, not any of it.
08:18Well, neither do I.
08:19So I figured we could bury it in 2025 and never mention it again.
08:25And then we can toddle off, make a fresh start.
08:29Agreed?
08:30I guess.
08:34Good.
08:34Well, lucky I've got a spade in the back, isn't it?
08:37Round two.
08:44I think it's round 52 by now.
08:47Look, Mrs. Gobby got way too gobby for her own good the other day.
08:52Me?
08:54No, Vanessa, me.
08:55This is me apologising.
08:58Oh, well.
08:59It's half of flagging that up.
09:00Bye then.
09:02The test results are back.
09:04Bad.
09:04No good.
09:07There's no dodgy rogue genetics going on.
09:09Yay!
09:11And you were right.
09:12I had my big, fat, irrational head on.
09:15I'm sorry.
09:16I just wanted peace of mind.
09:18And now you've got it.
09:19Came up smelling of roses yet again.
09:22Excuse me.
09:23I thought you'd just want to know the baby was OK.
09:25I do.
09:26For Sarah.
09:28This result doesn't change the lies you're telling about Carrie and her kid.
09:31And before you start, again, I didn't send that stupid note.
09:36Obviously someone else knows your sordid little secret.
09:39Have you heard yourself?
09:40So sanctimonious.
09:42You make Claudette look rock and roll.
09:44I won't apologise for having morals.
09:46No, not when it suits.
09:48Well, how about you stop nebbing into my life and get one of your own?
09:52Because sad, bitter, lonely old woman, not strong luck for you, Vanessa.
10:25Surely it's deep enough by now.
10:31What, you want so much mud to dig it up?
10:55What is this?
11:08Reed, why have you brought an empty bag?
11:10What is going on?
11:13I'm sorry, April.
11:16But it's over.
11:17I'm sorry.
11:24I'm sorry.
11:34Oh.
11:37Oh.
11:38So that's for Maggie.
12:07You're going to put me in there, are you?
12:10Mum, it's tired of you.
12:12You know, poking around, always asking questions.
12:15I don't know what you mean.
12:17You can't come away with us.
12:19You know too much.
12:20We need to set up clean.
12:22You can't...
12:23You're like a bad hangover.
12:24Always ready to run your mouth.
12:27No. No.
12:28Because if you go away, I promise that I will never say a word again.
12:31That's not how Mum wants it.
12:34Look, if I disappear, then the first thing that Dan and Marona will do is go to the police,
12:38and then that'll be worse for you.
12:40Yeah, but you've run away before.
12:42You've just done it again.
12:43They'll never buy it.
12:44April, this was always a possibility.
12:49No.
12:50No, you can't.
12:51Please.
12:51No, no, no.
12:52Don't start crying.
12:53No, stop bawling.
12:54Shut up.
12:54Ah!
12:57No, no.
12:58You OK, hon?
13:10It didn't detonate, did it?
13:12Oh, really?
13:14You know what that is, don't you?
13:15That bomb not going off.
13:18That's a sign.
13:19You know why?
13:21Because me and you, well, our futures are intertwined.
13:26Well, because first I kill Robert, and then I kill you.
13:31Well, you say that, boy.
13:33Death.
13:34Messy, innit?
13:39Right, just be brutally honest with me, just for a minute.
13:43What is it that you actually want?
13:46Aaron, obviously.
13:48Ding, ding.
13:48Correct answer.
13:49Now, going by that logic, do you really think that killing Robert is the sort of thing that's
13:56going to make Aaron think, oh, actually, do you know what?
13:58I am banging at this guy after all.
14:00I can work on that.
14:01No, you really can't.
14:04I mean, it's obvious, innit?
14:08I run off with Robert, you run off with Aaron, we both get what we want, everybody lives happily
14:17ever after, and nobody has to die.
14:20Simple.
14:21Yeah.
14:22It is, innit?
14:25I mean, I admit it.
14:27You killing that Nate character, wasn't it?
14:30Really a bit of you, wasn't it?
14:34I mean, imagine...
14:35Imagine having two more corpses on your hands.
14:40I'm not sure you'd ever sleep again at night.
14:46Aw.
14:48I didn't know Van Gogh was invited.
14:49Oh, happy new year.
14:57We did say do it in the cheap.
14:59Great.
15:00What about the wedding ballads?
15:00Have we checked them, or does it say congratulations on your bedding?
15:05So, Pollard, please tell me my blood pressure is not soaring for nothing.
15:10Uh, alas, I fail to be as useless as Mac.
15:17Ha-ha. Papers forged. Registrar booked.
15:20Oh, come here, you crafty old dog.
15:25Snogging fellas already.
15:26Not even midnight yet.
15:28Large Merlot, please.
15:29We are, uh, just warming up for Sarah and Jacob's big I-do's tomorrow.
15:34But, shh, cos it's a secret.
15:39Oh, Charity loves those.
15:42Tell Tracy.
15:43Oh, come together.
15:45Can you just try and stop me?
15:46Yeah.
15:47I'll go.
15:47Oh, my God.
15:48Oh, my God.
15:48I'll go.
15:48I'll go.
15:49Oh.
15:49No, no, no, don't do this, not for me.
16:19I have to.
16:22If Celia wants this, then where is she?
16:25Why is she making you do it?
16:27It's the way it is.
16:29She made you hurt Dylan.
16:31I know you didn't want to.
16:33You're glad you didn't die.
16:35You would have hated yourself for it.
16:37And you know that Celia is wrong, but you're trapped and you can't get out.
16:41You need to be quiet.
16:43If Celia really loved you, then she wouldn't ask you to do the things that she does.
16:47No, no, Mum would.
16:50Not real, Mum.
16:52Stop talking.
16:54But you're not like her, you're not.
16:56I just, I want my dad, please.
16:58I need my dad, please.
16:59Shut up!
16:59Shut up!
17:00You have to get him abroad.
17:18Out of the country.
17:20Easy peasy.
17:21I've got a mate with a lawyer who owes me a favour.
17:23Next.
17:24Aaron.
17:26Cannot see him ever again.
17:28Not even a Christmas card.
17:31Robert's working in the farm.
17:33Top barn.
17:34Yeah.
17:35Excellent.
17:37Do you know where Aaron is?
17:40Always.
17:44Banging.
17:44So that is me and Robert, off to the Costa del Sol.
17:48Holding a full English breakfast off one of those little plastic menus with a photo of the food on it.
17:54Call your mate.
17:55Yeah?
17:56Get Robert.
17:57Now.
17:57Oh, mate.
18:11I am an absolute weapons-grade raging psychopath, but I'm not stupid.
18:18Well, me and you.
18:20Teaming up for you to get Aaron back.
18:22You absolute ulcer freak.
18:25Oh.
18:26Aaron is laughing at you, as so am I.
18:36Adios, amigo.
18:42It's getting late.
18:43Where are you?
18:43Give us a call, yeah?
18:45Er, Marlon.
18:46Have you seen April?
18:48No, should have.
18:50I think she's shopping.
18:51There's something about her new jets.
18:52Oh.
18:53You took up party plans?
18:55What, limping about to do a leap?
18:58You know, swing by hours.
18:59We can all say, bog off to the world's worst year.
19:03Right, yeah, maybe I'll see what April's up for.
19:05We'll go for it, ma'am.
19:06Cheers.
19:07Cheers.
19:08Cheers.
19:09I'm just going to drink.
19:10I'm just going to drink.
19:11He's cheating.
19:12He's cheating.
19:13We'll go for it, ma'am.
19:14Cheers.
19:15We'll go for it, ma'am.
19:16I'm just going to get you.
19:17Cheers.
19:18Oh.
19:19Oh.
19:20Oh.
19:21Oh.
19:22Oh.
19:23Oh.
19:24Oh.
19:25Oh.
19:26Oh.
19:27Oh.
19:28Oh.
19:29Oh.
19:30Oh.
19:31Oh.
19:32Oh.
19:33Oh.
19:34Oh.
19:35Oh.
19:36Oh.
19:37Oh.
19:38Oh.
19:39Oh.
19:40Oh.
19:41Oh.
19:42Oh.
19:45Do you think that's it though?
19:46Do you think he's gone for good?
19:49Crazy as he is, he's not daft.
19:51The police are on his tail, he's legged it, he's gone.
19:54Okay.
19:55Well then I'll pour as an over.
19:58No, come on.
19:59Hey.
20:00Let's go set these off.
20:01Wait, wait.
20:02Actually, just, erm.
20:04Come here.
20:06So impatient.
20:08I've been waiting years for this.
20:09Happy to hear. Happy to hear.
20:17Tell me what's going on.
20:18Shut up. I'm thinking.
20:23Run.
20:27Didn't you hear me?
20:30Oh.
20:39The ball's in your court.
20:49What? What about Celia?
20:52I don't know.
20:54Well, she won't let this drop.
20:56I know.
20:57She'll kill us.
21:00So run.
21:01What? Where?
21:02Anywhere.
21:04Stay away.
21:06I can't do this.
21:08Not anymore.
21:09I want out.
21:10I want a...
21:11I want a different life.
21:12Yeah.
21:14Listen.
21:15I will deal with Celia.
21:17You disappear.
21:18If you come back alive,
21:20she won't stop until all your family are dead.
21:24So go.
21:26Go!
21:37Go!
21:38Go!
21:39Go!
21:40Go!
21:41Go!
21:42Go!
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