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00:00We're back as officers are engaged in a slow-speed chase involving a white Bronco.
00:07Keep a safe distance. He kicked two trainers in the heat when he escaped.
00:11Well, allegedly kicked.
00:13Frank, you don't think old Jasper did it, do you?
00:15OJ was a rodeo star for years. That's a violent sport. Who knows what he's capable of.
00:19There's no excuse for what he did.
00:21But chase continues as the convoy approaches protesters gather to support old Jasper.
00:26I'm guessing this is like a hot-button topic, but I'm from New Zealand. Who's OJ?
00:31Are you serious?
00:32I'm not from here.
00:34What?
00:35Your country's stupid.
00:36You're a douchebag.
00:37We are entering hour two with no end in sight.
00:41If we hit the county line, this becomes another precinct's glory.
00:44Tread, slide over and take the wheel.
00:46What? Why?
00:47I'm gonna roll out of a moving truck to stop that horse.
00:49Why? Why?
00:50Never tell me the odds!
00:51I didn't...
00:56Landed on my phone while a combo.
00:58I'm sorry I made us get those breakfast burritos. That's tough before a run.
01:02Not helpful.
01:03It appears the officer is pursuing OJ on foot.
01:06A gambit both impressive and completely unnecessary.
01:10Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Nice.
01:12Woo!
01:13Hope you have a good lawyer, OJ.
01:15That was awesome!
01:16You don't have to tell me. I was there.
01:19More than am?
01:23You don't have to tell me what he just came in and how some...
01:24So what's going on!
01:25Does he have a good lawyer?
01:26You dont know.
01:27Fine,ית?
01:28You know what?
01:29See where he is?
01:30You always say hello porch here.
01:31See here.
01:32There is a compliment right now.
01:33How you are telling.
01:34Do you get whatever way or a monkey won't be ou Colonel?
01:36этиотивplode moat is a loser inference.
01:37Oh heck!
01:38Oh heck!
01:39Or do you see there?
01:40Sure!
01:41What can you tell.
01:42I told you Ken.
01:43Those sort ofег inom hip hopWhere can be.
01:44Oh heck!
01:45Go to where you and Tom's crit!
01:46What are you doing?
01:47I hope you two days ago?
01:48so we will no longer be doing flashback fridays i was once again the only one in costume and it's
01:56just yeah it's not fun anymore um lastly as you know the city has been over budget and has been
02:04looking for ways to save money i was hoping that this wouldn't affect us but the city is shutting
02:10down a precinct what am i getting fired not us not us not us no no we're fine we're fine
02:16but we are absorbing 10 officers from another precinct we don't have enough snacks for that
02:22i only absorb protein and powdered form who are we getting well it's a fun bunch
02:27no are you kidding me
02:34it'll stop playing in a second i'm in hell guess who your god is now
02:48oh my regularity t-bay i thought you were gonna play me in yeah i told you i don't know how to
02:54play when doves cry yet my partner daisy everybody yay welcome daisy welcome everyone
03:00i lived and breathed for the two three but i'm keeping an open mind for my new home except you
03:05you are dead to me a ghost hey what you're still mad about that emu incident you mean when that big
03:10bird bit my ham allegedly bit your ham allegedly you want me to show you what allegedly looks like
03:15let's get the lay of the land i veto this merger i veto it i veto it okay you're still going to show
03:22me favoritism though right i need three days out for the kentucky derby already bought the hat
03:26so am i still the only shred are there any new shreds i need a raise in half day wednesdays okay
03:31hey hey hey hey i will happily answer all questions one-on-one in my office meeting adjourned
03:36emily what you at certain frank i gotta build up to him hey i want to be constructive about this
03:40but my thoughts keep drifting to arson i hate this merger oh my god no what did you miss shrimp
03:49face it again my stupid daughter she's smart she got into wellington prep it's the most expensive
03:54school in the city i'm assuming that your wife's jeans are doing the heavy lifting there
03:57well we toured the school there were doctors and lawyers who were worried about paying tuition
04:01doctors and lawyers so why did you even let her apply well i didn't think she would get in
04:06you've met addy you ever talked to her and think oh well you're going places yeah she sucks
04:10not according to willing to prep i'm so glad that i don't have to think about kids except like
04:15tangentially when i'm buying condoms and stuff like that yeah well i'm glad things are going well
04:19between you and parker so good let me just say i wish i was sitting on a bag of frozen peas right
04:24about now i wish you wouldn't say that yeah i regret saying that to you actually we got all day
04:30everyone will get their turn
04:31go ahead hey hey hi hi um so i know we said we take time to think about what happened the other
04:43night at the penguin enclosure and i've thought about it have you thought about it it's kind of all
04:48i've been thinking about me too wait we're talking about the kiss part right not the like adorable
04:53penguins part yeah the yeah okay i was thinking it's something we should do again sometime me too
04:59amazing mm-hmm but we can't do anything until i talk to my boss i mean i'm your supervisor you're
05:08my subordinate like this has to be very above board yes and i can't do anything until i break up with
05:13isabel and she's out of town right now and i mean i can't break up with her over the phone so
05:18oh really because i was going to talk to my boss today i could totally break up with her over the
05:22phone are you sure yeah i think it's actually kinder okay oh yes yeah that that would work yeah so uh you
05:28do your thing and i'll do my thing and then we'll hopefully maybe
05:33all right time's up new officer carlis wants to talk about his dental coverage and between you and
05:40me hope he has the cadillac plant because that man's mouth has a graveyard
05:43hey where have you been and why are you so flushed just submerge your day rosacea it'll clear up when
05:51i learn everybody's name you should never learn your enemy's name all right so how are we gonna get
05:55rid of templeton daisy lydia terry kwami steph glenn joy lee the other lee and what's his face with
06:01the ponytail right convince him the precinct is haunted you have old friends we could dress them
06:05in nightgowns have them wander around like ghosts matt it's ponytail matt oh you've got to be kidding
06:11me i've got to pay for books too that's not covered in the 10 million dollar tuition hey you got a
06:15picture on the target okay your financial ruin is secondary drowning here frank i'm already delivering
06:22food on weekends just to cover club gymnastics now i'm gonna have to widen my delivery window
06:25to always nothing is open after 10 anyway except hey okay what the hell do you think you're doing
06:32oh i'm uh desk shopping frank because lead officer gets first pick of the desks lead officer of what
06:39being the last guy still quoting androdite clay oh oh spot on uh i'm the senior officer frank i
06:46graduated before you yeah like nine days i had shingles oh shingles was the reason is that why
06:53you didn't pass your physical was it shingles or was it pringles
06:58no no you saw your baby fat and your teen fat and your adult fat all right grandpa let's go i hooked my
07:04ankles around the base of the chair because i knew baby frank would do this frank moving
07:09stop shaking templeton and templeton stop doing whatever you're doing oh farting in his chair oh
07:16yes that's gonna stay in the fabric because my man can throw some heat
07:19oh emily so who's lead officer me or templeton i mean it's not really an official title the hell
07:27it's not it's everything it's who runs the precinct i'm in charge of the precinct okay yeah but like
07:32really this is not over you guys have to figure out a way to get along and if not for me then for the
07:38animals okay you've used that a lot because it works now high five
07:49thank you he farted in his hand hilarious oh
07:57templeton thinks he's a lead officer it's preposterous and that academy photo was totally ai right
08:04yeah yeah for sure well that seemed pretty half-hearted
08:08you know daisy hypes up everything that templeton says so step it up yeah i'm sorry i'm just a
08:12little distracted i left a message for isabel because i'm pulling the trigger today so i'm
08:16just waiting on the response just give me a compliment i mean just see if you're still in
08:20the game it could be about my shoulders doesn't have to be yeah you're um they're usually on the
08:27tip of my tongue the one day i decided to pay attention to you you failed me all trucks report
08:32of an aggressive bear near jackson gulch yep truck 12 responding be advised the bear's mama rose she has
08:38a huge internet following there may be some media attention on this one truck four's got it truck 12
08:45clearly responded first dibs dibs shields no bags frank call infinity i'm not doing that
08:51infinity damn it hey guys remember what i said about working together before yeah mama rose is the
08:56most famous bear in the cascades can i get an eye from everyone who had a great mom that's a code
09:02violation he only knows i had a bad mom because of bunk time trust time at the academy no one cares about
09:07your sad origin story well shred is a big time eye because i love my mommy no i'm senior lead officer i got
09:16the call frank frank frank my name is templeton dutch and i am drunk it's not the 12th green you son of a
09:31bitch oh can you read that no parker says i want you to do that thing with your thumb that makes me
09:40sneeze i think this might be a your eyes only kind of thing can you send him a picture of my ear hole
09:44but shoot it really tight so he's not sure what he's looking at oh thank god he's typing please don't be
09:49a photo oh he says dinner tonight that's sweet no dinner must be code because we do this thing called
09:54breakfast where he flips me like a pancake and then he pours syrup is it possible that maybe he wants
09:58something more than a provocative ear hole like maybe he actually wants to go on a date with you
10:02oh we're friends with benefits actually i would say we're just benefits we're not really friends
10:07oh wait wait this is it pull over okay we're there
10:13wait if you're going to use me for food deliveries at least let me have a fry i need five stars
10:23all right bear it's time for your nap
10:25hey dude where have you been sorry i don't typically explain myself to random women in the
10:34woods we're the mama bears we're part of rose's online following why are you just standing there
10:39diego's in the mine shaft who's diego mama rose's cub if you guys wouldn't mind uh take your wine caddies
10:46take a step back and we can get to work all right
10:49bless you lord my strength which teacheth my hands to war my fingers to fight my goodness my fortress
11:01tea bags delete officer he gets the bear back up templeton we don't want her smelling your flop
11:05sweat dang it look who showed up late because he responsibly obeyed traffic laws y'all missed me
11:11shooting the big bear let's roll shred wait what about the cub in the mineshaft cub in the mineshaft
11:16dibs infinity and that's why i think i can be both officer shred taylor's supervisor and lover
11:25no no don't say lover don't um his special friend hey boss just checking in you aren't answering any of
11:30my texts no i just i uh where where's my phone it's on the floor are you okay you seem distracted
11:39um no no i just i just have a lot on my plate it's all professional stuff but it's a lot okay channel
11:46four picked up on mama rose story and it's blowing up oh my god so i gotta have phone on the bear
11:53continuing our live coverage of mama rose and her beautiful baby cub diego if we're gonna fish the
11:59little guy out these catch poles need to hold yeah it'll hold i'm a knots guy i was an eaglescope before
12:03i was dishonorably discharged so me and t went ice skating one time and he laced up my blade so
12:08tight i couldn't get him off i went to bed wearing ice skates that night oh well frank took his
12:18cousin to prom his hot cousin seriously i did like a hundred push-ups in front of you yesterday
12:25i'm sorry i have to take this it's isabel
12:33you know i'd ask you to hang yourself but i know your knots don't hold my knot would have held if
12:37you hadn't twisted it when you picked it up you have to twist it so you can scoop you have to be
12:41able to scoop you know dumbass you just pick it up how the hell are you gonna pick up a bear without
12:44scooping it guess you just had a pretty awkward profanity-laden but ultimately successful
12:49conversation with his now ex-girlfriend was isabel really upset well she said she was gonna clone my
12:55visa and buy a sprinter van but i think she's just processing did you talk to your boss yet i'm
13:00trying but i can't get a hold of him i've left like 10 messages with his assistant wait wait was that
13:08frank what's happening it's just bear stuff we could probably use some backup actually yeah aren't victoria
13:14and patel there imogen poots i forgot to call them um don't let frank murder templeton okay goodbye and i
13:21can't um this is the motherlode victoria 22 pizzas four dozen wings well on my way to covering that
13:27first tuition payment you better hope that emily doesn't find out about this no please she's in the
13:31weeds with this merger you might even be able to get out early for your big date we don't date that's
13:35gross we just have sex in abandoned malls track eight please respond guys this bear situation is about
13:43to go from local human interest to national crisis and frank and templeton are just on tv having a pp contest
13:48this is my call you freak why am i waving to the camera we can be there in uh 75 to 90 minutes oh
13:54okay that's so fun or you could be there in 10 minutes because i can see your location on our way
13:59yep the frat boys won't like this bro traff cray cray be there soon no cap send
14:07i don't know who i am anymore uh media wants me to do an interview time to put on the cape and play
14:13superhero uh pump the brakes cupcake lead officer handles public relations makeover montage me honey
14:21we're gonna run into palate issues if you dip into my bag come on pick that up and that is how you
14:28trick a vain jackass like templeton grab my harness the one that makes my butt look good listen what
14:33what happens today hello i heard you're looking for a sound bite ask away nothing is off limits except no
14:40no mom no mom questions we didn't ask for a sound bite oh my god the guy with the killer butt is going
14:50in the mine deceiving a senior officer is a fireable offense shah i can't hear you over my thrilling heroic
14:57onlookers are growing concerned by the amount of time the bear cup has been stuck in the shaft
15:17oh hey kiddo adorable hard to believe in about eight months you'll be big enough to kill us all
15:22i'm dropping frank first of all i'm fine and i got the bear you lose oh i should have gone down
15:33because he's struggling are those my pizzas you know i forget i tend to get fuzzy spells ever since
15:39the emu incident you're messing with my star rating woman the pledges are going to crucify me all right
15:44kiddo let's get you back to your incredibly terrifying mother shred hoist me up with the cutest thing you've
15:49ever seen mama bear is waking up frank hand me the cup come on oh and let you win in front of tracy
16:07paladino in the nation forever changing the power dynamic of the precinct i'd rather die and i'll
16:11bring this bear with me watch your words partner tracy's got a boom mic hey guys so these very unhinged
16:17women are half a glass of chardonnay from diving head first into the mine shaft themselves we gotta
16:20go that's right give me a bottle of whiskey and a hack so i'm gonna cut my foot off
16:31come on it's been over 20 minutes since we last heard diego's christ for help and wait something's
16:39happening
16:49officer templeton dodge you holding that bear aloft is an image forever burned in our memory
16:55it's actually senior lead officer um just a day's work right gotta thank my team i'd like to give a
17:01shout out to particular to one cadet frank never miss a meal shaw there he is
17:08son of a bitch my dad watches paladino everybody watches paladino templeton you've unlocked a new
17:15level of hatred i didn't know existed oh there's a lot more where that came from mr pringles frank
17:21thank you for putting your feelings about templeton aside for the day i didn't still you worked well
17:26together we didn't well regardless i'm feeling optimistic you shouldn't okay it's happening what
17:35i'm so big with my boss right now okay what the school offers language courses i've never even heard
17:42of tagalog isn't that a cookie this is why i don't want kids well you're gonna have them and a husband
17:48and a life full of regrets and missed fun in fact i think it should start right now hi parker no
17:54sounds great see you tonight no cap you can't take stuff like that on a co-worker's phone
18:00get him victoria perverse oh come on you really like the guy i'm doing you a favor oh my god
18:04oh my god he had it he had it i hate you parker loves you and you're probably gonna love parker
18:11this no is the beginning of the end welcome to hell sister yep hi thomas emily let's just jump right in
18:21with the merger there are a lot of eyes on you that's why i'm going to need your laser focus on
18:27this i'm very much hoping that i chose the right person for the job oh you definitely did i mean
18:34leadership is so important to me sir there are a lot of people who wanted your title especially officer
18:43dutch templeton he expressed a myriad of antiquated claims too young too rattle-brained too female
18:53but i have complete faith in your professionalism so what is it you wanted to discuss with me today
19:01well um hey how'd it go he said no not exactly i i didn't ask oh um why not
19:22i'm really sorry i'm just under a lot of scrutiny right now and i feel like i was dropping the ball a
19:27lot today because i was distracted yeah okay so i thought maybe that we could just put things on
19:34hold for a couple months just until i get the merger figured out oh um yeah yeah it's the last thing
19:44i want to do i just i don't really know what else to do yeah i don't i don't really know what else to
19:49do either so i feel like i'm ruining everything right now oh no you're not ruining stuff it's it's
19:56cool we've waited this long yeah it's like two months so it's not a big deal well um i am really
20:02sorry yeah me too i guess i'll see you at work tomorrow okay okay yeah i'll see you tomorrow see you
20:19i'll see you at the end of the day
20:32has uh senior officer frank i'm claiming this desk nope i hate to pick sides but i checked the
20:38employment records and he does have you beat by nine days frank sorry all right fine frank you lost
20:44the battle but you're gonna win the war patel sorry partner no now i have to sit across from dumpleton
20:55guess i'll sit at the wobbly desk by the bathroom
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