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00:01Congratulations! You did it!
00:03We really did!
00:04Let's celebrate!
00:06Oh, I would have brought you one, but we did all the work.
00:10You could have just brought a normal-sized one.
00:12I sure could have.
00:13So, let's talk expansion.
00:15How quickly can we have transform on shelves nationwide?
00:18Yeah, about that.
00:20No need to panic.
00:21Okay, Dan, by phrasing it that way, you are kind of invoking panic.
00:25Okay, so the last couple of weeks, there's been some changes on the exec side here at Chemist Galore.
00:31What do you mean?
00:32It means that the new VP of retail, not me, didn't get it,
00:37he doesn't rubber-stamp new deals that he hasn't personally reviewed.
00:41Sure, okay. What kind of delay are we talking?
00:44Oh, not one. Three, six months.
00:46Six months, Henley?
00:48Yeah, no, I get your frustration.
00:50Do you, Henley? You do?
00:51You said that if we sold enough spray tan, we'd go national.
00:55You looked us in the eye and you swore an oath on the lives of your three children, man.
00:59I don't think I did that.
01:00Dang it.
01:01Okay, this VP, can we meet him?
01:03Well, let's give him some time to settle in and I'll schedule a sit down in the next few weeks.
01:08We don't really have a few weeks.
01:10Our financial situation is grim.
01:14Yeah, can we talk to him sooner?
01:15Well, I'm having dinner with him tonight, but so I can put in a good word and maybe get you in earlier.
01:20Tonight, you say?
01:21That wasn't an invite.
01:22Look, if we succeed, you succeed, right?
01:25Well, sure.
01:27So help us help you.
01:30And Henley, even if you don't invite us, we're going to find out where you're having dinner and we're going to show up anyway.
01:37Okay, fine. 7 p.m. sharp. And just try to look at the part.
01:44That's my man right there.
01:46All right.
01:47Send us the details.
01:48Woo!
01:49Let's go.
01:50Oh, Martin, Martin, stick around.
01:51Weird.
01:53What's up?
01:55So, the new VP, he's tricky. He's hard to please.
02:00And he's not planning on improving many new deals.
02:03So, if you want tonight to go your way, things need to go perfectly.
02:08Oh, we get it.
02:09What I mean is, it might be wise for Vicki to zip this one out.
02:16Vicki is half the company. I can't tell her to stay home.
02:20You know what? Don't you worry? Yeah, I can manage her.
02:25Hey, you're driving, right? So I can have yours? Yay!
02:32She likes champagne.
02:34You're married, right?
02:36Yes.
02:38Yes.
02:39And your wife is discerning and...
02:42Different to your sister.
02:44Very much so.
02:45Bring her along. She might dilute Vicki.
02:49You know, keep things level.
02:51Okay.
02:52Martin, I'm rooting for you.
02:56So, you know, this is your shot.
02:59Henley really said I shouldn't come?
03:01I literally thought that guy loved me.
03:03I told him that you have to be there.
03:05Yeah, no, she doesn't have to be there.
03:06And I'm going to prove him so wrong.
03:08Please don't start any trouble.
03:09No, no, it's going to be fine.
03:10In fact, I am going to behave so properly, act with so much decorum
03:14that Henley's going to fucking choke on my good fucking manners.
03:17Okay, well, sounds great.
03:19I'm still going to bring joy since Henley thinks it'll help.
03:21Okay?
03:22Hey.
03:23We have a problem.
03:24Okay, so he hasn't destroyed any evidence, no clandestine meetings with shady figures,
03:41no uncontrollable weeping at religious sites, nothing to suggest he's feeling guilty.
03:45So, how's he been acting?
03:47He's still trying to win me back, so nice, attentive.
03:51You think he knows something's up?
03:53No, but it's getting hard, pretending like everything's normal.
03:58Are you sure you want to keep doing this?
04:00I need to know if he was involved.
04:03You really think he could be capable of murder?
04:05I don't know, but he is different.
04:10Feed him into a crock different?
04:12Obviously being extorted the night Cash died looks bad, but it doesn't prove he's a murderer.
04:20True, but it does put him on a short list of suspects.
04:23Still, there's no evidence.
04:25Maybe we should go back to the beginning.
04:28It's possible we missed something along the way.
04:30Okay.
04:31For me, it all started when that crock went boom.
04:34I was speaking on.
04:35Check this out.
04:37Nice, huh?
04:38I should sell these.
04:39Yeah, I'll take one.
04:42What would cause that kind of explosion?
04:45I googled, do crocks spontaneously combust?
04:48They don't.
04:49But maybe that's where we should start.
04:50Hmm.
04:53But...
05:23What's that?
05:25Losing the casino was a tough break.
05:27It's not easy to replace that revenue.
05:29No shit.
05:30So I've been trying to find alternative ways to put some cash in your pocket.
05:34I spoke to these real estate people.
05:36They reckon the value of this place has skyrocketed over the years.
05:39You could sell.
05:40You could walk away, retire, do whatever you want.
05:43Holy fuck.
05:45Someone would actually pay that much for a fucking kid thing to pay.
05:48Not the park moans, the land.
05:50To do what?
05:51Develop it.
05:52Develop how?
05:53They said into townhouses.
05:55Townhouses.
05:56Yeah, like nice ones.
05:57Three stories, community pickleball court.
05:59What the fuck is pickleball?
06:01You know, when me and Cash were kids, we didn't have a lot of supervision at the foster house.
06:06Climb over the fence, sneak in here most days.
06:09And when we got enough cash, we bought the place, made it ours.
06:12Yeah, moans, I know.
06:15The cash is gone.
06:17This is the only home Cash and I have ever known.
06:21So you tell your guy and his pickleballs to get fucked.
06:25Because I ain't selling.
06:28Besides, we've got the perfect replacement for the casino.
06:31Yeah, this has everything we need.
06:44Degenerate gamblers that we can target for high interest loans.
06:49They pocketed whales that we can extort for their winnings.
06:53It's not quite the income bracket we're used to.
07:02Yeah, moans, the guys who come here are pretty run dry.
07:05Yeah, and I'm a dog person.
07:06This place is pretty hard to stomach.
07:13Listen, we're going to have a meeting with the owner about partnering.
07:17No more negativity.
07:18This place is perfect.
07:30I'm going to get this thing steamed.
07:35Hey, do you have a needle and thread?
07:36These are starting to fray in the crotch.
07:38Oh, no, please don't tell me you're wearing those tonight.
07:42These are my lucky jeans, Martin.
07:43Of course, they're for tonight.
07:45Come on, don't you have anything a little more, like, CEO-y?
07:48You know, a pantsuit of some kind?
07:50Or a lady tux?
07:51My God, this is like Little Miss Indiana.
07:54Little Miss what?
07:55Remember that pageant Mom would make me compete in?
07:58Oh, yeah, yeah, where you bit one of the judges and got disqualified.
08:00Yeah, I do remember that.
08:02That was very bad.
08:04Yeah, I feel like you and Henley are trying to Little Miss Indiana me.
08:06Oh, no, look, look.
08:08I'm not asking you to pretend to be someone you're not, all right?
08:11I'm just saying, put on something nice and act like you know what you're doing.
08:16Because you do.
08:18Thanks, bud.
08:19But keep your teeth to yourself.
08:21God, everybody always focuses on that.
08:23But I finished in the final round that year.
08:24Yeah, you did.
08:25Yeah, I did.
08:26Hey, Vic.
08:26What?
08:28You got this.
08:29I believe in you.
08:31Thanks.
08:33Come on.
08:47Fuck.
09:03Fuck!
09:03Tess?
09:15I need some pills.
09:16Well, aren't you meant to be entering treatment in a few weeks?
09:18Yeah, OK.
09:19I know.
09:20I know.
09:20I got it.
09:20No, no, no.
09:21Opiates take a while to clear your system, OK?
09:23If you're going to pass a piss test and enter the trials, you're going to...
09:25Yeah, I understand.
09:26I get it.
09:27Just need some pills.
09:28Poor hands.
09:31Poor hands.
09:32I know this shit's really hard to kick, OK?
09:35But I would hate to see you waste your shot.
09:37Told you.
09:38I'm fine.
09:39I've got a plan.
09:40Well, as far as I'm concerned, the conventional banking system's a relic of the past anyway.
09:53Yeah, see, you get it, bro.
09:54You want to sell financial services to my customers, I say it's a free market.
09:58Oh, music to my ears.
10:00And the more money you loan these deadbeats, the more it ends up in my pocket.
10:03Oh, I said you were a quick study.
10:05Problem is, what happens if one of your borrowers wins big?
10:12Yeah, well, see, we've got a fail-safe.
10:14My colleague here, Susie, she's an expert in putting people in compromising situations.
10:20Bit of a life-ruiner, are you?
10:22Huh?
10:22You want to have to see why?
10:24Yeah, the best.
10:25Never miss the target.
10:26So, if someone walks out of here with too much of my money...
10:30Well, we just bring it all the way back to you, Brock.
10:32Bar your cut.
10:33Which is...
10:36How much?
10:37We take 80% of the extortion revenue.
10:40Oh.
10:42I heard that you were having a bit of trouble with the casino.
10:47The word is...
10:49The syndicate's giving it to Skinner.
10:54Is that what you heard?
10:57No.
10:58I gave it away.
11:00Place was past its prime.
11:01Either way, it seems like the options for your skill set are rather limited.
11:10Excuse me?
11:11Well, what I'm trying to say is that maybe we can negotiate that percentage.
11:1570.
11:1650.
11:1750.
11:1860.
11:1950.
11:2050?
11:21You know it's fair.
11:2251.
11:23Or I walk.
11:2456.
11:2551.
11:2650.
11:27алы.
11:2850.
11:2950.
11:3050.
11:3150.
11:3250.
11:3350.
11:3450.
11:3550.
11:37And fuck the casino.
11:42It's all there.
11:43You can trust me.
11:45Yeah, yeah, I'll be the better judge of that.
11:48Mate, I wouldn't mess you around.
11:51Not after the last couple of weeks you've had.
11:55What the fuck does that mean?
11:56Nothing.
11:57It's nothing.
11:58No, no, no.
11:59Go on.
12:00Tell me about the last couple of weeks I've had.
12:04Just the thing with Moni.
12:06What thing?
12:10Branding.
12:11Who the fuck told you about that?
12:12I don't know who told me initially, but I thought...
12:14Fucking tell me!
12:16Jeffers, Lefty, Dondon.
12:19And then Big Rod, he was saying that you want to be careful, it doesn't turn into an infection.
12:24He's done a first aid accreditation.
12:26He's fully ticketed.
12:28But then no one thinks any less if you're based on any of that.
12:30Listen to me?
12:31No.
12:31Who the fuck's saying that?
12:32No one.
12:35Wombat said it.
12:37And Steve, but the other Steve, he's back in town.
12:41He said something.
12:42Is that rhetorical, what you just did?
12:43I don't know.
12:44I can't tell.
12:44I don't have those nuances.
12:45I feel like I should go.
12:48And your father was an inspiration to many of us.
12:59Joyce!
12:59Martin?
13:01What are you doing here?
13:06I know, this is your workplace.
13:07It's just a...
13:08Well, first, for you, milady.
13:11Thanks.
13:11So, look, Vicky and I have this dinner tonight.
13:15It's a transform thing with this VP at Chemist Galore.
13:18And I realize this is last minute, but I was hoping you might be able to join.
13:23Oh.
13:23I know, talking spray tan, very boring stuff.
13:27But having you there for support would...
13:29It would mean a lot to me.
13:32You won't have to do anything.
13:33Just sit there and be charming.
13:35And laugh at all my jokes, obviously.
13:37Yeah, I can't.
13:42Oh.
13:43Oh, okay.
13:44Yeah, I've got a work thing.
13:47Yeah, I mean, is there any way that you can get out of it?
13:50Pretty please, please, please.
13:53Yeah, I wish, but my boss, you know?
13:56Yeah.
13:59Well, I get it.
14:00I mean, totally, totally fine.
14:02Yeah, sorry.
14:03Another night?
14:05For sure.
14:06For sure.
14:06Yeah.
14:07Okay.
14:09But, like, we're okay, right?
14:12Yeah.
14:14Yeah, of course.
14:15Okay.
14:16Cool.
14:17But, um, good luck.
14:20You're gonna be great.
14:22Thanks.
14:23You're gonna make some money?
14:41Oh, that is the cleanest piss inside of Southern Sydney.
14:49That is so clean.
14:50You could drink that.
14:51Not that I've drank my piss, yeah?
14:54I mean, we all thought about it, yeah?
14:56All done.
15:01Bit dehydrated, Beno.
15:03Oh, yeah, thanks, mate.
15:04That's a lot of crunches this morning.
15:06Yeah, lid.
15:07Um, just, hold still.
15:12I got it.
15:13Still.
15:13I got it.
15:14Stop.
15:14You're gonna fucking spill it everywhere.
15:15I fucking got it, mate.
15:16I got it.
15:16I got it.
15:16Fuck.
15:19Shit.
15:19Okay, just, like, give me 20 minutes, and then I'll be good to go again, yeah?
15:25Just.
15:33Oh, no, Terry.
15:35Terry, no, you're not gonna...
15:37Hey, Terry, look at me.
15:39Terry, you're better than that, yeah?
15:42Mate.
15:43Think of your kid.
15:49Oh, my God.
16:02Yeah.
16:03What?
16:09Joyce can't come tonight.
16:10Ooh, lost your Vicky buffer.
16:12Bummer.
16:12What are you gonna do?
16:13She wasn't a buffer.
16:14Look, you're right.
16:15We'll be fine.
16:17All right, so, how's the whole pantsuit search going?
16:20Bad.
16:21Weird.
16:22Everything looks bad and weird.
16:23Ugh, God.
16:25How is this so expensive and so itchy?
16:27You know what?
16:27I'm just gonna...
16:28I'm just gonna wear my jeans.
16:30Seriously?
16:31Do not make this my fault, Martin.
16:34Vicky, our entire future is riding on this meeting.
16:36Can you please just work with me?
16:38You know what?
16:38I love you.
16:39I'm leaving.
16:39I'll see you soon.
16:40Bye.
16:40Vicky, we're just...
16:41God damn it.
16:43Ah, fuck it.
17:08Hello?
17:22Hey, are you busy tonight?
17:25Why?
17:25I need a date.
17:29A date?
17:30Not like that.
17:32Not like what?
17:33Not like romantic.
17:35Right.
17:36Well, now you've hooked me.
17:38Sorry.
17:38I have a dinner night with this important buyer.
17:41And I know this is gonna sound ridiculous, but I need someone to, uh...
17:46Well, to pretend to be my wife.
17:49Don't you have a wife, Martin?
17:52She's unavailable.
17:54Right.
17:55Right.
17:55So you thought...
17:57That you, being someone who's used to playing a part, wouldn't...
18:01Because I'm a con woman?
18:02No.
18:03No, no, no, no.
18:04I mean, look, and I think you would even admit this, that your skills in this area might be pretty beneficial.
18:12I guess I do owe you for the business plan advice.
18:15Not to mention the whole blackmail that ruined my life thing.
18:18Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:20And that.
18:22What time?
18:25Yes.
18:27Okay.
18:28No, no, no.
18:29No, no.
18:30Hey, babes.
18:30What's the occasion?
18:31Oh, thanks.
18:32No, I'm actually...
18:33I'm done here.
18:33Oh, wedding?
18:34Funeral.
18:36Funeral?
18:37Well, you looked really sad.
18:39Really do.
18:40Mm-hmm.
18:41Um, I'm, um...
18:42I'm going to a business dinner.
18:43Ooh, business dinner.
18:45What's the vibe?
18:46The only instruction I've been given is to refrain from being me, which, you know, makes me want to fucking kill myself.
18:53Ooh, spooky.
18:55Look, lucky for you, fixing this up is my specialty.
18:59Okay.
18:59Yeah.
18:59So...
19:00And don't kill yourself.
19:01Okay.
19:02Okay.
19:02Okay.
19:03Come on.
19:13Tez, what's going on?
19:17Can you hold on to this, please?
19:21You know there are people who can help you detox?
19:24Professionals.
19:25How long?
19:29Twenty-four hours.
19:46Remember, play by the rules.
19:48Yeah.
19:48I'm all zipped up and corporate ready.
19:50You don't have to worry about me.
19:50Okay.
19:51So, she's supposed to be here.
19:56Honestly, it might be for the best.
19:58Having your extortionist cosplay as your wife is cool, but trust me, it can backfire.
20:03Hey.
20:04We're going to be okay.
20:06We've come this far.
20:07Yeah.
20:08Yeah.
20:08I don't know.
20:09I don't know.
20:10It's what I do with that prescription counter.
20:15Yes.
20:16Can we do that?
20:16Yes.
20:17Oh, yeah.
20:17Thanks.
20:18So, Martin and Vicky Marvin, this is Lachlan Jennings, Chemist for Law's VP of Retail, and
20:25his lovely wife, Gloria.
20:27Hi.
20:27It's great to meet you.
20:28Good evening to you both.
20:31Hi.
20:32Um.
20:34Right.
20:36Are we expecting anyone else?
20:38Sorry, my wife, she was, you know.
20:40Wouldn't miss it for the world.
20:41Hi, darling.
20:42Sorry, there was traffic.
20:45Hello.
20:46I'm Joyce.
20:47Lachlan Jennings.
20:48It's my wife, Gloria.
20:49Hi, Gloria.
20:50Hello.
20:50What a cute couple.
20:52How did you two meet?
20:54How did we meet?
20:56Well, it's a funny story.
20:58It's an interesting and funny story.
21:00We met at a convention.
21:02I made the first move, dragged into a wine bar, then bottle of Pinot, and before I knew
21:06it, I trapped.
21:08Forever.
21:09It's romantic, isn't it?
21:12What about you two?
21:13I'm sure there's a great story there.
21:15Oh, no, no, no.
21:16It's not a very interesting story.
21:18Come on.
21:18Come on, Gloria.
21:19We're all friends.
21:22Well, we were colleagues working on a project that required a lot of travel, and so after
21:29a few international flights, we fell in love, and, yeah, a few months later, he proposed.
21:35Oh, that's a cute story.
21:36Aw.
21:37Yeah, but what I'd love to know is why Henley here was so insistent that I meet with you
21:42two.
21:44Yes.
21:45Mr. Jennings, my brother Martin and I have spent the past year building our spray tan startup
21:49into a successful business.
21:51Over our trial period with your company, we have not only reached our sales goals, we have
21:55surpassed them.
21:56Despite facing normal hurdles of a small business, we feel ready and confident to become long-term
22:02partners with Chemiscalor.
22:03Well, that's interesting.
22:06Isn't it?
22:07Yeah.
22:07Yeah.
22:07And what differentiates Tan's form from every other spray tan on the market is the Mackay
22:14Berry, right?
22:16Its anti-aging elements sets us apart from the rest of the industry, gives us a compelling
22:21USP, and it's proven to have a loyal and growing customer base.
22:25That's right.
22:26Right.
22:27But from what Henley's told me, it sounds like your sales have been assisted by some unique
22:34events.
22:35Well, you know, there are always external factors, right?
22:39We just try to navigate the path that's laid right in front of us.
22:43Yeah.
22:43Of course.
22:44But didn't one of your biggest competitors lose like a week's worth of stock from a vandalism
22:49incident?
22:50Right.
22:51Well, Low Bronze was already on the back foot, threatened by us, actually, and had to resort
22:56to a BOGO.
22:57Kind of sad.
22:58Pathetic, really.
23:00You know, respectfully speaking.
23:03Mm.
23:03Um, why don't you tell them about the plane?
23:06The plane.
23:07The plane.
23:07Yeah, the plane.
23:08Thanks.
23:09Uh, yeah, you know, a creative viral marketing stunt that resulted in a significant sales
23:15boost.
23:17Oh, you mean the crash?
23:19Oh, you know, we think of it as a demand-generating non-fatal ocean landing.
23:24Oh.
23:25You know?
23:25Yeah.
23:26Kind of beautiful, actually.
23:27Right?
23:28Yeah, beautiful.
23:29Beautiful, if you think about it.
23:33Maybe we should get some wine.
23:35Yeah.
23:35Yes.
23:35We love you.
23:36Yes.
23:36And I'll be right back.
23:39Excuse me.
23:39Yeah, thank you.
23:40Okay.
23:43He'll be right back.
23:44You okay?
24:13Yeah, I'm fine.
24:15Just need a little reset.
24:17He's not giving me very much.
24:18I know his type.
24:21His biggest fear is losing his place at the top of the food chain.
24:25It's why what I do works.
24:27Guys like that, they only think about what they have to lose.
24:29So you, you have to show him what he has to gain.
24:34Yeah, I'm trying.
24:35Not the business, but you.
24:38You know, most people would have broken under Moni's interrogation, but you didn't.
24:41If you can survive that, you can survive anything.
24:46Show him who you are.
24:59Delicious.
25:00Vino.
25:01This one's from the Margaret River.
25:03Margaret River.
25:04Yeah.
25:04Oof.
25:04In my opinion, one of the better rivers, you know?
25:08And, oh.
25:10So, Lachlan, can I ask you a question?
25:14Sure.
25:15So, what do you look for in a long-term retail prospect?
25:21Minimization of risk.
25:23Well, interesting you say that, because before we started Transform, I was actually a risk
25:28analyst at a small investment fund.
25:31So I'd spend my days, like, studying data and predicting outcomes, making determinations.
25:35So I get where you're coming from, right?
25:38We're small, unproven.
25:40You don't know what might happen.
25:41And there's certainty in saying no.
25:44But when you say no to everything, you miss out on a lot, right?
25:49For example, if I had said no to go on this Transform adventure with Vicki, I'd still be a risk analyst.
25:56So, Lachlan, I understand the safe move here is to turn us down.
26:01But wouldn't you rather find out what happens when you take a journey down the uncertain road of yes?
26:07Why don't we order mines?
26:18Really good.
26:19So, Lachlan, my fear of us.
26:31What?
26:31Like...
26:31Oh.
26:32Oh, my God.
27:02And I said, I can't control who buys you fucking foot cream.
27:06So he upends the entire table and sank joint power and swings our book.
27:15So, so, Larklin, listen, Martin, you hit your numbers.
27:23Yeah, your USP is good.
27:25But, but you are small and you are unproven.
27:28And the risk-taking speech was, you know, yeah, it was relatable.
27:31But I didn't get to my position by gambling on unknowns.
27:35So, I'm afraid the answer is no.
27:42I wish you guys good luck, both of you.
27:45Mm-hmm.
27:47Thank God.
27:49Thank God this is over.
27:52Woo!
27:52Oh, Vicki.
27:55Mm.
27:56Vicki.
27:57That river wine fucks.
28:00Oh, God.
28:01I didn't want to wear this.
28:03But I had to project the right image, right?
28:08Oh, my God, I'm so glad I did that.
28:10For what?
28:11Can we go now?
28:12I want to go.
28:21Larklin, I think that what Vicki is trying to say is that sometimes we change who we are because we feel that it's necessary to represent ourselves in a different way.
28:34Yeah.
28:35Right?
28:35To prove to someone else that we're what they want.
28:39Like earlier, I told you, oh, I'm a risk taker.
28:42But you know what?
28:42In truth, I'm also still the risk analyst.
28:45I'm just wearing a different outfit today.
28:47But if there's anything that this journey with Tansform has taught me, it's that I can be more than one thing.
28:56Right?
28:56I'm a skincare company CEO, a product pitcher, a rebate distributor.
29:03I believe that with something as simple as a Coda Spray Tan, we can become a different version of ourselves.
29:11All right?
29:11Someone who's willing to do things they'd never even imagine.
29:14Right?
29:15Because at Tansform, we want to help people become whoever they want to be.
29:20Because no one should be limited to just being themselves.
29:34Good.
29:35I mean, I am wearing shapewear, tired enough to squeeze the arse out of an elephant, because that's what you have to wear as a VP's wife, right?
29:45It's fine.
29:46Stop it.
29:47Do you know that we did not meet on a project?
29:49Don't.
29:50I was his secretary.
29:51Gloria.
29:51You got me pregnant.
29:53Oh, Lachlan, stop it.
29:55You put on this hard as nails, no feelings VP face.
29:59But do you know what he'll do as soon as we get home?
30:01The moment we get home, he's going to smuggle up with the cat.
30:03All right, we all need to wear a mask every now and then, otherwise the world would know how full of shit we all are.
30:12These two understand that.
30:22Cheers.
30:23I should melt down more often, huh?
30:29You absolutely should.
30:30Don't encourage her.
30:31Okay.
30:32So what is it like being Joyce?
30:34Oh, you don't have to answer.
30:35Yes.
30:35You know, not the worst.
30:37Not the worst.
30:38High bar.
30:38It's like you said, it's nice to be someone else for the night sometimes.
30:43Okay.
30:44Pee-pee, Vicky, gonna go pee-pee, bye.
30:46So, what happens now with the company?
30:56Well, you know, you're getting into more stores and selling more product and grow.
31:03It's really great, Martin.
31:05Look, I could not have done it without you.
31:07Oh, come on.
31:08No, really.
31:09I mean, what you said to me in there, no one's ever said anything like that to me before.
31:13Oh, well, I've never said anything like that to anyone, either.
31:21Hmm.
31:22Hmm.
31:26Okay, well, I should...
31:28I should go.
31:30Well, thank you so much for your night.
31:33Really.
31:34I mean, if the whole hotel thing doesn't work out, you've got a bright future in this great tan business.
31:39Ah, well, I do go to a lot of beauty conventions.
31:43I mean, I might.
31:46Good night.
31:57All right, give me the keys.
31:59I want to drive.
32:00Over my dead body.
32:02I'm not drunk.
32:03I don't think I'm getting...
32:05Maybe I am drunk.
32:05What?
32:06Yes, you're drunk.
32:07I don't think it even matters in this country.
32:09Hi, Susie.
32:19This is Phil from Western Sydney, United Bank.
32:21Look, we did have to go through your background check, and unfortunately some issues have come
32:28up, namely a criminal record, and unfortunately in this situation you have been deemed too high
32:36a risk, so, yeah, very sorry.
32:39We do thank you.
32:40How are we doing?
33:07Yeah, yeah, yeah, good, good.
33:09Yeah?
33:09Yeah.
33:09I mean, today was mostly about acclimatizing.
33:12Yeah, just familiarizing ourselves with the new environment.
33:15Yeah.
33:16The fuck does that mean?
33:19Well, Moni, it takes time developing leads.
33:21You could build, you can't tell.
33:22How many gamblers took out a line?
33:24Well, I mean, numbers-wise, it's a little skewed in a short term.
33:28I don't think it's a...
33:29I don't think numbers is the clear indicator to the progression that we're actually making.
33:33No, no, I mean, the future's long.
33:35Yeah, we don't need to discuss specifities about numbers.
33:37How many?
33:42None.
33:43Zero.
33:46That's accurate, numbers-wise.
33:48You two are fucking useless.
33:50And where the hell have you been?
33:53Extortion up.
33:55Finally, someone who knows how to earn.
33:58How much are we going to net?
33:59Ah, the shitbag's credit card was rejected.
34:02Turns out he was like seven months behind on child support, so there was nothing to extort.
34:05I spent fucking five hours with the prick.
34:08So you're fucking useless too, eh?
34:10Fuck, Moni.
34:11It was you who decided to go all in on a fucking dog track.
34:15The place is a shithole.
34:16The punters are too broke to pay for their drinks, let alone interest.
34:19The ones who win don't pocket enough cash to make blackmailing them even worth it.
34:23You know, if you really wanted to right this ship, you would sell fun time and cash the fuck out.
34:34Come on.
34:42Talk to me like David Keene and I will fucking kill you.
34:45And I'll kill that cunt dad of yours as well.
34:52I understand?
34:56Now fuck off.
35:15Where's the waitress?
35:24We should get like mimosas or something.
35:26Little hair of the dog action.
35:27I even smell alcohol.
35:28Barf.
35:29I'm good with coffee.
35:31Okay.
35:31So what's the plan today?
35:32Okay, once our advance from chemist color goes through, right?
35:36Mm-hmm.
35:37Stop by the bank.
35:38Mm-hmm.
35:38Pay back money because, you know, I think that, and maybe it's just me, but I think it'd be
35:43really nice to not have to go through life worrying about getting killed by gangsters
35:47all the time.
35:48Oh, that sounds great.
35:49You know what?
35:49We are getting champagne.
35:51Hi.
35:51Guys, you're really supposed to go through the proper channels for these types of things.
35:59We understand, but this isn't specifically about the victim.
36:02It's about the crocodile.
36:04Oh.
36:05Well, most people aren't aware that dead animals found at crime scenes are normally handled
36:09by people like me.
36:11Yeah, they assume it's a different skill set entirely, but no, I do it all.
36:15Maybe that's a message we could help promote.
36:18In what sense?
36:20We occasionally do profiles at the graph, reserved for only the most important local figures,
36:26like the medical examiner.
36:27I don't do this for the attention.
36:29Of course not, but can you help us?
36:32That's dependent on the information you're after.
36:35Obviously, you can't get into anything from the police report.
36:38Well, it's more of a curiosity, right, Nova?
36:40Yeah, I am somewhat of a reptile expert.
36:43Removal, care, wilderness return.
36:46Nova found the croc.
36:47I did, and I'm stumped how an animal like that explodes.
36:51We found a plethora of man-made chemicals inside of it, a by-product of living near the
36:56city, and any one of them could cause an adverse reaction.
36:59But nothing specific?
37:00No, not that I can recall.
37:03Well, actually, there was this one strange thing.
37:05We found traces of this berry.
37:07It's quite rare, not local.
37:09What kind of berry?
37:11Oh, it was the...
37:13Let me see.
37:14It was...
37:16It was...
37:19The Makai berry.
37:20Yeah, Makai berry.
37:21Anyway, do let me know about this profile thing.
37:25I do jiu-jitsu.
37:26Could be a fun angle.
37:28My trainer's always like, you know, you should go pro.
37:30Oh, that sounds good.
37:41Right, Joyce?
37:44Yeah, great.
37:45Chemist Glora just emailed our contract.
37:50Yes.
37:50Okay.
37:51Read it to me.
37:52I want to know exactly how rich we are.
37:53All right, all right.
37:54Let's see.
37:55The terms and conditions therein require...
37:58Let's get the boring parts.
37:59Yeah.
37:59Okay.
37:59All right.
38:00Advance.
38:00Advance.
38:01Okay.
38:01Advance.
38:02Come on.
38:03Advance.
38:04Okay.
38:04Looks like we're being paid.
38:06Oh, fuck.
38:12Martin.
38:14Martin.
38:16Say it.
38:17What the fuck?
38:19Thing says we're not getting paid for three months.
38:23Okay.
38:25So then we would not have the money for Moni today.
38:29That's correct.
38:32Fuck.
38:35You two doing okay?
38:36Get the fuck out of here.
38:38Yep.
38:57Come on, Mary.
38:58Come on.
39:01Come on.
39:06Get the fuck out of here.
39:08What the fuck?
39:17Oh, man.
39:18Okay.
39:19Alright.
39:19Bye.
39:22Bye.
39:23Bye.
39:24Bye.
39:25Bye.
39:27Bye.
39:33Bye.
39:34Bye.
39:35Question.
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