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00:00Hey!
00:02Look, it's pulling here.
00:04Yes.
00:06It's worth a look, isn't it?
00:08Have a gander at that.
00:10South West Wales.
00:12Beautiful, isn't it? I like it.
00:14Yeah.
00:16And you're from near here, are you?
00:18Well, not quite, you know. I mean, where I come from
00:20is a bit more industrial than this, but...
00:22Sorry there's no sun, but it's Wales, not Tuscany, mate.
00:24You know? Anyway, enough of this.
00:26It's time for action. I've got plans.
00:28We've got things to do, so come on.
00:30Ooh, I get you.
00:32You're a bit like Jason Statham, aren't you?
00:34Yeah, I am, actually, aren't I?
00:36Oh, I wish I'd never felt that.
00:38I've got a little bald patch, at least.
00:40I'll take you to the accommodation. Come on, then.
00:42Drive! Drive! Drive!
00:44Go, go, go!
00:58So, I've tried to choose the accommodation that is somewhere
01:08that maybe you might have stayed at when you came with your mates
01:12or maybe even your dad back in the 70s, 80s.
01:15So, a well-appointed little country cottage, yeah?
01:18Is that the sort of thing you used to do?
01:20Well, I stayed in the caravan quite a few times.
01:22That's not even there, is it?
01:24Yes!
01:26Why are you mad?
01:27Well, it is a caravan, isn't it?
01:29Is that you just chop the wheels off?
01:31You like it?
01:34Yes, all right. You do like it?
01:36I do like it.
01:37It comes with its own donkey.
01:39Keep you company.
01:41Lovely.
01:42Slightly unpredictable donkeys, bit like you,
01:44never know whether they're going to bite or not.
01:46Do you know what I mean?
01:48Come on.
01:49Oh, yeah.
01:50This has got that 80s vibe, Paul.
01:52Oh!
01:53Beige.
01:54It's so beige.
01:55It's a riot of beige.
01:57So, did I get it right?
01:58Is this the sort of place you just stayed?
02:00I'll show you, Bob.
02:01Ooh, what are you doing?
02:02I'll show you how right you got it.
02:06Wow.
02:07I've summoned it.
02:08I've received that.
02:09Haven't I?
02:10Hiya, Ted.
02:11Oh, Ted.
02:12How did he find us?
02:13Looking for your briefcase, are you?
02:15Well, I'm always on the hunt for my briefcase.
02:17Are you over here?
02:18Why have you banged it this time?
02:21I've called Paddy Browns.
02:22That's enough.
02:23All right.
02:24See ya.
02:25It wasn't a very forensic search, Ted, was it?
02:27He's never going to find it, is he, like that?
02:29No chance.
02:31Well, it's early doors, Paul.
02:33Yeah.
02:34I wouldn't mind staying here for the rest of the day, to be honest.
02:36What, playing Scrabble or Monopoly?
02:37Yeah, it's a good vibe.
02:38That's the sort of vibe, innit?
02:39Yeah.
02:40Yeah, well, unfortunately, those simple pleasures
02:42are going to be denied you, Bob,
02:44and I want you to brace yourself for the day ahead.
02:47Why am I always bracing myself for you?
02:50Well, you know, I want to give you a challenge.
02:52I want to take you out of your comfort zone, right?
02:54Yeah.
02:55So, you're braced.
02:56Yeah.
02:57Core switched on, isn't it?
02:58I have no core.
03:00There might be one of those little bubblegums.
03:02Yeah, a little, yeah.
03:04That you could find.
03:05OK, so, we're going to go and fish the toey, right?
03:08And we're going to fish on, right on into the deep, dark night,
03:11the scary night, Bob.
03:13We're fishing in darkness.
03:14Total darkness.
03:15And you can do that, can you?
03:17Well, we'll see, won't we?
03:18But it is the best time for sea trout, or suing.
03:21Right.
03:22As we call them here in Wales.
03:23I like sea trout.
03:24We should get going.
03:25Should we check the rooms, though?
03:26Have a quick look?
03:27Very quick, yeah?
03:28Yeah.
03:29Oh, I hope there's two, not just one.
03:31Oh!
03:32Don't say that, Bob.
03:33What have we got here?
03:34We've got...
03:35That's nice room, my room, isn't it?
03:37You know.
03:38No, no, no, not necessarily your room, Paul.
03:40Fitted cabinets.
03:41Yeah?
03:42Yeah.
03:43Everything you need.
03:44Yeah.
03:45What's in here?
03:46Ah, there is another room.
03:47Ooh.
03:48Yeah.
03:49Well, it is a room.
03:50Yeah, it's clearly the lesser room.
03:52For the children, so you can have this room.
03:54No, Paul, no.
03:55I'm not doing it like that.
03:56What about whoever catches the first fish this evening on our night fish?
04:00Catch us?
04:01You put an F on the end, did you?
04:02Yeah.
04:03Choose us the room.
04:04Oh, OK.
04:05Yeah.
04:06First fish or biggest?
04:07Erm, first.
04:08First.
04:09Come on.
04:10All right.
04:11Come on then.
04:12Let's angle.
04:30Oh, hold your horses.
04:31Will you look at that?
04:32Oh, look at that, Bobby.
04:33That's the towy.
04:34Whoa, it's like, erm, glass.
04:35I say glass, you'll say glass.
04:36Yeah.
04:37That's true.
04:38That's true.
04:39All right.
04:40Beautiful.
04:41Oh, so there's two rivers here?
04:42This is the coffee.
04:43And that's the towy coming down the other side there.
04:44Oh, right.
04:45The king of sea trout rivers, Bob.
04:46Some say.
04:47And they meet here?
04:48This is the junction, yeah.
04:49What is it?
04:50The Piccadilly Circus of the sea trout world?
04:52Oh, well, wow.
04:53Yeah.
04:54I mean, it could get scary of an evening, Paul.
04:55It will get scary, Bob.
04:56Ted's down there, look.
04:57Bossing the place, isn't he?
04:58Nice, Ted.
04:59You're the king.
05:00I've not fished the sea trout.
05:01I've fished the sea trout.
05:02I've fished the sea trout.
05:03I've fished the sea trout.
05:04I've fished the sea trout.
05:05All right.
05:06All right.
05:07All right.
05:08All right.
05:09The king of sea trout rivers, Bob.
05:10Some say.
05:11And they meet here?
05:12This is the junction, yeah.
05:13What is it?
05:14The Piccadilly Circus of the sea trout world?
05:15Oh, well, wow.
05:16Yeah.
05:17I mean, it could get scary of an evening, Paul.
05:20I've not fished the sea trout river at night for over 30 years, Bob.
05:24Oh.
05:25It is a bit daunting, because you're casting in the absolute jet black.
05:29And you're not just casting out and leaving it.
05:30Yeah.
05:31You're fly fishing in the night.
05:33In the night.
05:34In the middle of the night.
05:35In the middle of the night.
05:37Boom, boom, boom.
05:38Right.
05:39Well, I'll watch you for five minutes, Paul.
05:41Yeah, well, it's not night time yet, is it?
05:43The first five minutes that you're fishing, if you catch,
05:46that doesn't count for our competition of choice of room.
05:49Why is that?
05:50Because I'm not fishing.
05:51I haven't got a chance.
05:52Well.
05:53No, fair play, fair play.
05:54Competition starts when I get in as well.
05:56Okay.
05:57Think club 49ers, ready.
05:58Think club 51 by our group, OH, oh.
06:053 of today.
06:06Right away .
06:09That's neither.
06:18It's said.
06:48It's not easy, Bob, because of the eddy and the upstream wind, all right?
07:09Kingfisher! Paul!
07:10Where?
07:12Whoa!
07:17That's going to bring me luck, I'm telling you.
07:34Ah!
07:47May I?
07:54Yeah, have a seat, have a cup of tea.
07:57OK.
07:58I mean, I didn't get a knock or anything, Paul, but as I understand it...
08:02Actually?
08:03Your chances increase as the light fades.
08:06The light diminishes.
08:07You dirty...
08:08What's he done?
08:09He's just stolen your jammy dodger.
08:11My jammy dodger?
08:12He's just stolen it.
08:14I don't know who to blame, you or Ted.
08:16Because there's eight in the pack, seven were for me and that was yours.
08:19So this is Wales again, never lets us down, Paul.
08:23I know, but...
08:24And you were born in this country.
08:25Do you feel like a Welshman?
08:26Do you think you're Welsh?
08:27You know, it's quite tricky, isn't it?
08:31Because I was born in Wales, but we left when I was four, so I don't have many memories of it, Bob.
08:36Except, of course, we always ended up going on holiday here and...
08:41Thank you very much.
08:43But yeah, I'm proud of, you know, I'm proud I was born in the Rhonda Valley, you know, and my family all come from there.
08:49Look at the goose, look.
08:50Hiya, goose.
08:51Hey, goose.
08:53What did your mum and dad do for a living?
08:55My dad worked for the coal board.
08:57Right.
08:58My mum worked as a chemist, and then she became a senior boy.
09:01And then when she was 40, she thought, no, not anymore.
09:05I think she said once she had the opportunity to go on a big tour.
09:09And she didn't do it because we were young as kids.
09:11Oh dear.
09:12And I, but I do wonder whether maybe she wasn't, didn't have the mentality to go, right, I'm off.
09:17You know, women didn't really go out and leave the house, did they?
09:21Do you feel guilty that maybe you held her back?
09:23Because I bet you were a lot of work.
09:26Do you know what I mean, with this?
09:30Mummy, mummy.
09:32Mummy, you can't go on tour, mummy.
09:34No, she would have said, I'd better not.
09:36I'd better not, love.
09:37Because young Paul's so sickly.
09:39HE LAUGHS
09:40He's so sickly, that boy.
09:42What was that?
09:43You think it might have been a salmon?
09:44Yeah, it could have been.
09:45Yeah, it could have been.
09:46HE LAUGHS
09:47HE LAUGHS
09:48HE LAUGHS
09:49What was that?
09:50You think it might have been a salmon?
09:51Yeah, it could have been.
09:52HE LAUGHS
09:53HE LAUGHS
09:55What was that?
10:05You think it might have been a salmon?
10:06Yeah, it could have been.
10:14Ted!
10:16You've got my briefcase.
10:19It's brown.
10:20Gold clasps.
10:21Well, my ribbargan.
10:25Like a slight burgundy tune.
10:28Anyway, never mind about that.
10:29We'll get out of it.
10:30No joy, Ted.
10:31Ah!
10:53There's the fish.
10:54Look.
10:55And again.
10:56That's that fella, isn't it?
10:57Yeah.
10:58I'm going to have to try and cover it at some point.
11:00He went again, Paul.
11:01He's quite big, you know.
11:02I know.
11:05Come on, Paul.
11:08Come on, son.
11:09All right, mate.
11:11Let's get serious, yeah?
11:15You've watched me enough now.
11:16We're cooking, Paul.
11:24We're cooking, Paul.
11:25We're cooking.
11:36Come on.
11:37Bob, I don't think that fish is going to take, all right?
11:53I don't think any of the fish in this pool are going to take.
11:58Yeah.
11:58It's raining.
12:00It's quite miserable.
12:01I've fished very hard.
12:03Can we just leave now and go to the pub?
12:06Can we go to the pub?
12:06You're not serious about that.
12:08I am serious.
12:08Look at the view up there, Paul.
12:09You want to leave that behind?
12:11There's more than one fish in this river, you know?
12:13The reason why, Bob, I'm so intent on going to the pub,
12:19is because I stayed in that very pub that I'm thinking of.
12:23Oh, so you're trying to bribe me with sentimentality.
12:26Yeah, I am, with nostalgia and sentimentality,
12:28like a kind of twisted Danny Baker.
12:34I stayed in this very pub 40 years ago, four decades ago.
12:39You stayed there 40 years ago?
12:41Yeah.
12:41Who with?
12:42A mate of mine.
12:43A mate of mine.
12:44Yeah, my oldest mate.
12:45The one from infant school was telling you about.
12:49Come on, let's go to your pub.
12:50Yeah.
12:51Shame.
12:53Shame.
12:53I thought we would get something there.
12:55Well, you know, that's fishing, isn't it?
12:57The weather's supposed to get better later,
12:59so we can still come back after a pint and fish on into the night.
13:02Well, I don't remember this, Bob.
13:18It was a good call finishing the fishing and going to the pub, but I wish you could find it for me.
13:23Well, do you really think it's up here?
13:25Well, I mean, I can't remember, Bob, it was 40 years ago.
13:28Well, you'd remember coming up this road, wouldn't you?
13:30Oh, I'd never been up here in my life.
13:32Only bears come up this road.
13:34Exactly, yeah, and pumas.
13:37Apparently it closed down for 10 years.
13:40Right.
13:40And was semi-derelict.
13:42Anyway, it's been reopened, restored.
13:44Only problem is, is no one can find it.
13:46Well, there is that.
13:47That is one of its major disadvantages.
13:52Ringing any bells?
13:53No?
13:54There you go.
13:55Oh, that's it, isn't it?
13:56There, right in front of me.
13:58I wasn't expecting to come in this road.
14:01Yes, Bob.
14:03Wow.
14:04Looks like my kind of place, Bob.
14:06It does.
14:07You remember it?
14:08I remember it very much.
14:10Well, certainly the exterior.
14:12Yes, sir, you ordered a drink, did you, sir?
14:26Yes, sir, yeah, I did.
14:27Thank you very much, yeah.
14:28Wow, get you.
14:31You seem...
14:32LAUGHTER
14:33You seem full of beans.
14:38Well, moderately, yeah.
14:39I'm with a very good friend of mine, actually.
14:42Oh, really?
14:42Yeah, well, I say very good friend.
14:44He's an acquaintance.
14:45He's more of somebody who's crossed my path.
14:47Somebody I've helped along the years, carried, you know.
14:50Bob Mortimer, I don't know if you've heard of him.
14:51Oh, what did you say?
14:54He's here now.
14:57Well, he was.
14:58He went to the bar about a century ago and he hasn't come back.
15:01He's terrific.
15:02He's not bronze.
15:03He's not silver.
15:04He's gold.
15:04LAUGHTER
15:05Let me think about this, though, for a minute.
15:09I'm trying to think how much this must resonate with you.
15:11So you're sat here in here with your dad?
15:13No, not my dad.
15:15With friends.
15:15Friend, Daryl.
15:16Yeah.
15:17My oldest friend.
15:18My dad and Daryl and me went fishing quite a lot together, yeah.
15:21I've got a couple of pictures.
15:22I'll show you, look.
15:23Oh, you said you had some nice ones.
15:24Yeah.
15:25So that's me on the towee about 40 years ago.
15:29Look at you smirking.
15:30I know, smirking, man.
15:31I ain't got a tub on.
15:33You look skinny like that.
15:34I know.
15:35Nice little smile, though, isn't it?
15:37You look very naughty, Paul.
15:39A little bit cheeky, there.
15:40And that's me by the river, a little heroic pose.
15:43It seems like you've got a prosthetic leg, but you got rid of that, yeah?
15:46Yeah.
15:47And got a real one.
15:47I did, yeah.
15:48I did it the other way round, yeah.
15:51I was born with a prosthetic leg and grew a real one.
15:55Well, you crowdfunded that, did you?
15:58I'm hungry for mum.
16:00Well, I've got some old ones.
16:02Look at that.
16:02There's a house, it's very small.
16:05Yes, it's my house where I was born in.
16:06Oh, really?
16:07This fella here?
16:08That little, yeah, that's a, and they're my aunties.
16:10Yeah?
16:11My dad's sisters.
16:12Now, hold on.
16:13Now, wait for this.
16:14Look at that.
16:16What a personality, look.
16:17And check the shorts.
16:18That's a little boy, right?
16:22Are you having a little dance?
16:23I don't know what I'm doing, but I'm happy, aren't I?
16:25And sandals.
16:27Yeah.
16:27Those Clark sandals.
16:28Yeah, Clark sandals.
16:30You're the chaff.
16:31Have they got a blue plaque on your house where you were born?
16:35No.
16:36Well, we'd better get around to that.
16:37We'd better get around to them.
16:38Why don't we just go around and nail one?
16:41What's that island do?
16:43Yeah.
16:46How you tell them?
16:47Anyway, there you go.
16:48That's my life.
16:53Oh.
16:54What?
16:56Oh, shit!
16:57I'm so sorry.
17:02You just picked up someone's dog.
17:05You dog thief.
17:06Sorry.
17:09Our little self-heads are very similar colour.
17:13He'll look black.
17:15He's traumatised probably now, isn't he?
17:17But I think we'd better leg it, Bob.
17:20Look, it's stopped raining.
17:21The sun's going down.
17:23Let's go and get a sea trout.
17:24Come on.
17:30That was a really nice pub.
17:32Well, I like to pitch you and your mates in there in the past.
17:34It didn't, probably outside, it didn't resemble the pub that I remember.
17:39Yeah.
17:40Yeah.
17:40But that was the box that contains those incredible memories.
17:44Yeah, and we just unlocked it, didn't we?
17:45And opened the box.
17:46Yeah.
17:47And I imagine you, your little girl, going there.
17:48I fancy Blondie.
17:51I fancy Stevie Nicks.
17:55I'm better at football than you.
17:57That's you, Bob.
17:59It is, isn't it?
18:00That's you.
18:01Wow, look at that.
18:10Going to be some sunset, mate.
18:13What's the plan then?
18:15It gets dark in about an hour and a half.
18:17OK.
18:18So what we're going to do, we're going to move onto the coffee.
18:21Right.
18:22And we're going to do, like, classic night-time fishing for sea trout.
18:25OK.
18:26We fish till we catch, Paul, yeah?
18:28OK.
18:28And remember, we still haven't had a fish,
18:30so we still don't know who's got the second bedroom.
18:37OK, Bob.
18:38You've got a small double sea trout fly there,
18:41and I've got a double one.
18:42And we're just going to fish this down, like,
18:44quite conventionally, like that, you know?
18:47OK?
18:47Yeah, I'm watching.
18:50And then we move.
18:51And out it goes, all right?
18:55Yep.
18:56This is a heavier set-up than what you've got.
19:00And I mean...
19:01Oh!
19:02No.
19:03I saw the tension.
19:05Yeah.
19:06Straight away.
19:08Looks like they're waking up.
19:10Yep.
19:10I wonder why they prefer the night.
19:18Well, they're not afraid of it, are they?
19:20So it actually offers them a sanctuary, I suppose.
19:24Do you fear the night a bit more now?
19:30You're too old to protect yourself.
19:34Well, I don't really think of it like that, but...
19:37Oh!
19:38I thought it was a tape of the rock.
19:40Lost it, Paul.
19:51What?
19:52Lost the ability to cast.
19:54You'll be all right, mate.
19:55Take your time.
20:03That's it.
20:04Perfect.
20:07Wow.
20:08Can you feel a bit of chill descending, Bob?
20:11Yeah, a little bit.
20:12Yeah.
20:13That's because that big orange thing there...
20:16Yeah.
20:17..is going down from the night.
20:19It'll be taft.
20:20Honest.
20:20That's what it is.
20:31Right.
20:32I'm going to go and try up there.
20:34There's a couple of sea trout up under those trees.
20:38He's up there, right?
20:38Oh, well, you do that.
20:39I'll cook you a bit of supper, OK?
20:41It's going to be dark soon.
20:42Yep.
20:43Well, we're going to be ready for the dark, Bob.
20:45With full tummies.
20:47Hey, and if you catch whilst I'm cooking,
20:49it doesn't count for the big bed.
20:51Oh, OK.
20:52Hey, and if you catch up there,
20:53don't be nice, you know?
20:54Good job, Bob.
20:55Good job, mate.
20:55Good job, guys.
20:55Bye.
20:56Bye.
20:56Bye.
20:57Bye.
20:57Bye.
20:57Bye.
20:58Bye.
20:58Bye.
20:58Bye.
20:58Bye.
20:59Bye.
20:59Bye.
20:59Bye.
20:59Bye.
21:00Bye.
21:13Bye.
21:13Bye.
21:14Bye.
21:14Bye.
21:14Bye.
21:15Bye.
21:16Bye.
21:17Bye.
21:18Bye.
21:19game it's hard work but very rewarded in its own way well it is that we haven't
21:23caught anything but what like what an evening um beautiful you seem to have set up a kind of
21:28bijou restaurant how many stars you got are you calling it a restaurant yeah i think so
21:33with the lighting you know what you cooking me i've recently discovered jars of something called
21:38queen butter beans and queen chickpeas and they're sumptuous they're fat and juicy you know you
21:47disgust me and i've slow cooked i've slow cooked them vine tomatoes garlic various herbs
21:56um and we've got a bit of feta cheese oh it looks like intestines i know i don't um present it to
22:07the pan that pleasantly paul but think of your heart oh that's very hot healthy that isn't it yeah
22:14will you have it on a bit of brown bread recently sliced can i be adjacent to a bit of brown bread
22:18you may yet there's your bit of brown bread i've got some fat cheese as i say yeah you like doing
22:23crumbly wumbly don't you it always puts a smile on your face oh crumbly wobbly feta yeah fat cheese
22:30crumble hold it up so i'm ready to receive the bean oh you want it adjacent i'm so sorry all right it's
22:37all right bob you've graced it you kissed it with the bean yeah look at that hold your horses though
22:42you want the fat actually crumbly wobbly that's crumbly just a little crumbly man there you go
22:47thank you hiya teddo do you want some of these beans you want i bet he turns his nose up
22:54quite it's really nice ain't it would you like a geography quiz paul yeah i'd love a geography quiz
23:00bob well that was a little bit too keen i don't know very keen all right yeah all right how's that
23:05it's a better you don't want one then i'm not desperately no move will you do me geography quiz
23:11yeah question one what is the largest island in the world australia
23:17greenland oh how many states are there in australia uh oh these beans they're so good
23:30aren't they 24. oh as if this is going to be overused in it
23:38six can you name the three american states that have only got four letters in their name
23:43utah correct i got there quick didn't i yeah iowa correct
24:04you can say you don't know i don't want to ohio
24:07triumph well done paul thank you very much very good it's not bad was it yeah i had to think that
24:16through you know joggers that's you thank you oh now i feel a bit nervous you know like on account
24:24of the fact that it is now dark i know it's so the time has come i know it's really weighing heavily
24:30on us isn't it let's do it paul come on then and i hope we both catch that one chance roberto
24:49oh
25:14yep oh he's in yes come on bob
25:19Oh, God, man, what do I do?
25:21Don't mind, Bob.
25:22I'm not doing anything, I promise you.
25:25I can't come in.
25:26I think it's sea trout, Bob.
25:28I can tell it's a sea trout, Bob.
25:31Right, are you playing it off?
25:33Whoa!
25:34With jumper.
25:35Oh, a strong fish, isn't he?
25:37Way!
25:39That is a sea trout, Bob.
25:40It's a sea trout, Bob.
25:41You've got a sea trout at night, you jammy git.
25:44But more than that, I've got the bed.
25:46Oh, no!
25:48Oh, yes!
25:51Oh, well done, Bob.
25:52Wow.
25:54I mean, he's not a monster, but he's got a sea trout at night.
25:57But he's mine, not a monster.
25:59You know what I mean?
25:59He's your not a monster, yeah.
26:03Ooh!
26:03Wow!
26:04Will you look at that?
26:05That's a sea trout.
26:06It's got a sea lice on it.
26:08And that shows how fresh it is.
26:10Well done, Bob.
26:12There he goes.
26:12And away!
26:14And away!
26:15Night sea trout.
26:17Thanks, Bob.
26:18Well done, sir.
26:19Did it?
26:20Yeah.
26:21Oh, and that bed, it must be six feet wide, Bob.
26:25Oh, no, I've got to sleep in something that's better than that.
26:27Bob, don't ever do that again.
26:29Do what again?
26:30What have I done?
26:30Book accommodation with beds that size.
26:33I know.
26:33It was cheaper if I got one child over than one adult.
26:37I'd like to run away from you, but if you never found me, I would die.
26:45I'd like to break the chains you put around me, but I know I never...
26:52So, how did you sleep?
26:54I didn't sleep very well, Bob, but I was quite warm, at least.
26:58What about you?
26:58I was absolutely freezing, I've got to be honest.
27:02Were you?
27:02Yeah.
27:03What did you do to get round it?
27:04Well, I had the double duvet, of course, because I had the duvet from the other little bed.
27:09Oh, because you've got two beds.
27:11Yeah.
27:11Nice and warm and snuggly.
27:13I put my trousers on for warmth.
27:16There's your cuppa.
27:17Lovely.
27:17I put my trousers on, but my wader had leaked, so my...
27:21So you were wet as well.
27:22Yeah.
27:23Oh, I'm very glad I didn't catch a big fish now.
27:25No, you should be.
27:26Nice session, very memorable session.
27:28Very memorable, yeah.
27:29No, that was great, and thank you.
27:31Night fishing.
27:32You caught a sea trout at night.
27:33What larks?
27:35Ted's out there, I think, with the donkey.
27:38Have you seen my briefcase?
27:40It's brown, right?
27:42Well, it was all my burgundy, actually.
27:45He's a loose cannon, isn't he?
27:46He is a loose cannon.
27:47He's sender, isn't he?
27:48Yeah.
27:50You know where I'm from, don't you?
27:53Look out.
27:54I can't get through there.
27:55I'll nip my nose, mate.
27:57Yeah, come on.
27:58Go, go on.
27:59I'd better go and check out the situation.
28:01You're going to kiss that donkey, aren't you?
28:02I'm not.
28:05Nice donkey.
28:08Aw.
28:11Born free
28:12As free as the wind blows
28:17As free as the grass grows
28:21Born free to follow your heart
28:26Laughter and chaos combine
28:33As Amanda and Alan take on a crumbling casa
28:36Watch their Spanish job now on BBC iPlayer
28:39And have you ever spent the night in a haunted pub?
28:42Well, now you don't have to.
28:44Daisy May and Charlie Cooper's Night Watch next here on BBC Two Wales.
28:48Free
28:49When no walls divide you
28:53You're free as a roaring tide
28:58You're free as a roaring tide
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