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00:00Who Loves The Sun?
00:07Who Cares That It Makes Plants Grow?
00:12Who Cares What It Does?
00:15Since You Broke My Heart?
00:19Who Loves The Wind?
00:23Who Cares That It Makes Breeze Eggs?
00:27Who Cares What It Does?
00:30Since You Broke My Heart?
00:33Ba Ba Ba Ba
00:36Who Loves The Sun?
00:40Ba Ba Ba Ba
00:43Who Loves The Sun?
00:47Ba Ba Ba Ba
00:50Not Everyone
00:54Ba Ba Ba Ba
00:57Who Loves The Wind?
01:00Who Loves The Wind?
01:05Look I Know What You Are Thinking And Yes I DO Work Out.
01:11I Just Like To Rest A Few Years Between Sets.
01:24but seriously this is proof that our product can be used by anyone irrespective of age
01:33body type or back hair density thanks a lot made using nature's own makai berry
01:40transform i'm glowed up and ready to attack each day even in your australian winter huh
01:46which is surprisingly cold yeah my nipples do not lie huh mine either
01:52well spray tan is a growth area for us really so uh is that a yes well here's what i'm thinking
02:01excuse me what is going on here could you just give us a minute a bit can i see your room keys please
02:09yeah yeah okay hold on we can explain obviously we should have paid your rent of patio area all right
02:18and not pretend to be saying here and vicky should not have called the manager who what she called
02:22yeah okay but we are a startup and we're low on cash and you were being an asshole yeah we believe the
02:27transform is a market changing product yeah so much so that i mortgage my house to fund it listen when
02:34we assess a company we don't just evaluate the product we look at the people too okay well if
02:39that's the case let me give you a little close-up on my brother here shall i he is the smartest most
02:44committed most honest person you could ever hope to work with you know and honestly if you don't
02:49believe in us why don't you suck my okay you have our information thank you i went too far didn't i
02:55then at least we came off as passionate
02:58where are we actually staying
03:01nights are unexperienced
03:09does this country smell weird
03:18you
03:31you
03:33you
03:35you
03:37you
03:39you
03:41you
03:43you
03:45Oh, hello, gorgeous.
04:04Hey, what do you want?
04:06What's a guy who smashes through a door usually want?
04:09I thought I'd head until next week.
04:12Where's the money?
04:14Where is it?
04:15Hey, um, yeah, no, they were a sure thing.
04:19Everyone knows the rest were dog shit.
04:22The only sure thing in life, mate,
04:23is getting your head fucking caved in when you don't pay your debts.
04:26Okay, wait, yeah, no, um, I don't have it all today, but, uh...
04:30But what?
04:33Holy shit.
04:35You used to play, right?
04:37No, mate.
04:38Yeah, no, it would have been fucking years ago.
04:40You got knocked out in the semi, cracked your head clean-up.
04:43I recognised you.
04:44No, no, no, I remember.
04:46No, I had cash on Norths, and...
04:47What's that wheeled you out?
04:48The boys collapsed.
04:50Yeah.
04:51Terry, Terry Torres.
04:53That's it.
04:54You're a fucking great player, man.
04:56What the hell happened to you?
04:57What?
04:58That fuck it up, man.
05:05Fuck.
05:05Fuck.
05:18Hey, it's me.
05:20How are you?
05:20Uh, good.
05:22Great.
05:23Uh, so, crazy thing, I'm in Australia.
05:28Yeah, Sydney, actually.
05:33Hi.
05:34Hey.
05:34What's up?
05:35Oh, uh, this is for Joyce.
05:38Can you talk to her?
05:39Yeah, we're having dinner tonight.
05:41Ew.
05:42And what's this, like a present?
05:44You don't like it?
05:45No, it's trash.
05:46But she's your ex, not mine.
05:48Okay, ex is a little strong.
05:50We're just separated.
05:52You know, we still talk.
05:52Okay, okay.
05:53I'm just saying I don't think this is going to make you unseparated.
05:56You're right.
05:58You're right.
05:59Ugh, my judgment is off.
06:01Why am I so nervous about this?
06:03I don't know.
06:03Maybe because you quit your job and started a new business and flew across the world to
06:08win her back, which I guess is romantic as hell, but that's not why we're here.
06:13Priority number one is what?
06:14Transform.
06:15That's right.
06:15Transform.
06:16Not fucking Joyce.
06:19No, you're right.
06:19You're right.
06:20But she'll take me back, right?
06:22I don't know, man.
06:23Maybe.
06:24Probably.
06:24Not with that thing.
06:26Give me.
06:27Give me.
06:28Fucking.
06:29Thing's a real panty razor.
06:31Panty razor?
06:32Panty razor.
06:33You want them lowered and...
06:36You know what I'm going to talk about this with you.
06:38I'm going to the convention.
06:41How'd you get started?
06:43I worked at a spray tanning salon back home and then one day my boss, she started bitching
06:48at me and she was like, you can't use the employee discount for customers.
06:51But I was like, I'm only using them on the hot customer.
06:54Some of them I was sleeping with, you know?
06:57Plus, these days can be so frustrating.
06:58So frustrating.
07:00I know.
07:00So then I took some of the boxes of spray tan and I started selling it behind the local
07:04high school.
07:04And then, of course, my bitch boss rats me out.
07:06And then all of a sudden I'm in jail.
07:08Wait, jail?
07:09I know.
07:09So anyway, I tell my brother and he bails me out.
07:12And then he's like lecturing me on how I need to get my life together.
07:15And I'm like, Martin.
07:16His name's Martin.
07:17I'm like, Martin.
07:18That's what I'm trying to do.
07:19I mean, you see that, right, Sophie?
07:21Yeah, for sure.
07:22Can we go back to the jail scene?
07:24No.
07:24It's just that I don't want to work for a fascist.
07:27No, I want to be respected.
07:28Oh, and then I have this trip to Chile to drop off this package, which was stupid.
07:33And I meet this gorgeous but mean hula hooper.
07:36Hula hooping was her job?
07:38No, it wasn't her job.
07:40But she was really good at it.
07:41And anyway, then I see these guys and they're doing these incredible temporary tattoos with
07:46the juice of this berry.
07:47Berry?
07:48Mm-hmm.
07:48So we get a scientist to like whip up a formula or whatever.
07:52I don't know.
07:52I'm not a scientist.
07:53And we slap a label on it.
07:54And here I am talking to you.
07:57That's quite a story.
07:58Why did you come back to Australia?
08:00Because your son sucks.
08:02Cancer.
08:03Cancer.
08:04Plus, if you can make it here in tanning, you can make it anywhere.
08:07Okay.
08:07Well, here's your booth.
08:11You seem disappointed.
08:14Is there a problem?
08:16Well, frankly, the offensive size, Sophie.
08:20Not to mention the stench of hangover shits, which will definitely deter potential customers,
08:26don't you think?
08:27I could check if there's a deodorizer.
08:29That's not going to work.
08:30Sophie, I thought we were friends.
08:31There is one remaining booth, but it's part of the diamond package, so it's a bit pricier.
08:36Take me.
08:37Back this way.
08:37Okay, because you're not mad at me or anything, right?
08:39No, I'm not mad.
08:40I'm a little bit scared.
08:50Joyce, hi.
08:51Hi.
08:58You look fantastic.
09:00How are you?
09:02Good.
09:03I'm good.
09:03How are you?
09:04I am great.
09:06And you're in Sydney.
09:07Right?
09:08What are the odds?
09:09Both of us in southeastern Australia.
09:11It's crazy.
09:13So, um, what are you doing here?
09:15Well, believe it or not, Vicky and I started a company.
09:19Okay.
09:19Doing what?
09:21Dramatic reveal.
09:24Ta-da!
09:26We are officially in the beauty product business.
09:28Oh, what about your job?
09:34I'll quit.
09:36Really?
09:37After 20 years?
09:39Well, entrepreneurship requires sacrifice.
09:43So, being here is purely a business decision?
09:46Exactly.
09:47Nothing to do with me?
09:48No.
09:49I mean, okay, okay.
09:50Well, maybe I had you in the back of my mind.
09:53Like, way, way back there, though.
10:01Look.
10:03I made a lot of promises in the past.
10:06Promises that I didn't keep.
10:08And this is different.
10:11All right?
10:12This one is going to come together.
10:15It has to.
10:16Because I miss you.
10:23Oh, you don't wear your ring anymore?
10:30Yeah, Martin.
10:33You had a lot of good intentions in our marriage.
10:35We're still married.
10:36But while I was waiting for you to follow through on those intentions,
10:39my life was passing me by.
10:41Okay, I get it.
10:42I really do.
10:43Look, I'm glad you're excited about your business.
10:46But I did not come here to be pitched on our future.
10:52This was a mistake.
10:55No.
10:57Joyce.
10:57Hey, good luck with the business.
10:59Joyce, please.
11:00Come on, let's just eat.
11:02Joyce.
11:08Yeah, she's right.
11:10You know, I said we'd get out of the Midwest.
11:11I said we'd have kids.
11:13I just kept pushing it off.
11:15Well, the bright side is now you can spend more time on our business.
11:18Right.
11:19Yeah.
11:20And hey, speaking of, put on your best fake smile.
11:22We've got a room full of potential buyers to impress.
11:24I'm not really in the mood to network.
11:26I know, buddy.
11:27I know.
11:28Joyce was...
11:29Joyce.
11:30You loved her.
11:31But people do move on.
11:33I don't want to move on, Vicky.
11:34I know.
11:34And I don't want to do this.
11:37Ow.
11:38Ow.
11:38Stop.
11:39Oh.
11:39Stop.
11:40Jesus.
11:42Fuck.
11:42Sorry, I thought that would have come off of zero.
11:44But the point is, what would you have said to me if I was in the same position?
11:47You would say, you get one chance to make a first impression, so stop fucking crying about
11:52your ex-wife.
11:53You're bumming everybody the fuck out, pussy.
11:55Not really my tone, but, uh, sure.
11:58There we go.
11:59Hello, good sir.
12:01Hi.
12:01What do you have that'll make us look wealthy and successful?
12:05Um...
12:05Ooh.
12:07How much?
12:08$7.50.
12:09We'll take it.
12:10Vicky, we can't afford that.
12:12No, but it'll look good to people if it seems like we can for our image, right?
12:16Absolutely not.
12:17Please, please, please, please, please, please.
12:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
12:20So you want it, or...?
12:21Yes, yes, yes, we do.
12:22Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
12:25Yes, we do.
12:25Okay.
12:26That's my big, beautiful brother.
12:29Ooh, hoo, hoo, hoo.
12:30Ooh, and I know exactly who I'm going to impress.
12:34I'll save you some.
12:35No, sure.
12:39Hello.
12:41Looks like you two are doing well.
12:43Uh, yeah, yeah, very well.
12:46What do you do?
12:47Wait, actually, let me guess.
12:50You are in tanning products.
12:56How'd you know that?
12:57I just go to a lot of beauty conventions.
13:01Oh, well, you chose it, yes.
13:06I'm Susie.
13:08I'm Martin.
13:09Hi.
13:09So, how long have you been in the painting people, orange racket?
13:15Well, about a year.
13:17Uh-huh.
13:17And I spent the previous 20 as a financial risk analyst.
13:21Right.
13:23And why'd you give that up?
13:25Well, you know, I decided I wasn't going to let the life I wanted get away from me.
13:29Wow.
13:32That is some truly sentimental bullshit.
13:36Oh, I'm sorry.
13:37I've been listening to too much self-help lately.
13:40No, seriously.
13:42You know, not everyone has the courage to take that kind of risk.
13:47Well, how about you?
13:49You, uh, living the life you want to live?
13:52Fucking hell, Martin.
13:54Who am I asking the big questions?
13:55Oh, sorry.
13:59Well, okay.
14:00Um, if you want the truth, then...
14:04Maybe not.
14:14I guess your girlfriend's having fun.
14:16No, it's my sister.
14:18And, yeah, this is her Nirvana.
14:22Not yours?
14:23Oh, God, no.
14:24No.
14:24Well, I did hear a rumor that there's a wine bar within walking distance.
14:31Actually, I...
14:32I don't think I...
14:34Sorry.
14:35I'm sorry.
14:36Sorry, that was way too forward.
14:38I just...
14:39I don't know anybody in town and...
14:41No, no, no, no.
14:41It's just...
14:42No, we have this big presentation.
14:44It's okay.
14:45I get it.
14:46Look, it was really nice to, um, to meet you.
14:48I hope it goes really well.
14:52Sorry.
14:52You know, one glass of mine.
15:02Not gonna kill anybody, right?
15:05Cheers to that.
15:06Cheers.
15:08Cheers.
15:08Cheers.
15:09Is this your first time in Australia?
15:11This is my first time here.
15:13Wow.
15:13Yeah.
15:13Welcome.
15:15So, um, this spray tan of yours, is it any good?
15:18I...
15:19Well, why don't you be the judge?
15:21Here we go.
15:21Here.
15:22All right.
15:23It's good.
15:23It's cute.
15:24Right?
15:25Transform.
15:27And the pitch begins now.
15:30Now.
15:38May I?
15:39Yes.
15:40Yes.
15:40Yes.
15:41All right.
15:42Everyday life can take its toll.
15:54Work, bills, responsibility.
15:57They can make you feel colorless, right?
16:00But at Transform, we believe you don't have to live that way.
16:04With a spray tan that you can use anytime, anywhere, transform with Tansform, and be the
16:15best version of yourself.
16:22It's good.
16:25Oh, my God.
16:26It's really fucking good.
16:34Hey, hi.
17:02Hi.
17:04Listen, I go kind of crazy.
17:09Yeah.
17:10Looks that way.
17:14Hmm.
17:24You want to get some breakfast?
17:27Martin.
17:30Breakfast?
17:32Yeah.
17:33Yeah, sure.
17:34You okay?
17:40Yeah.
17:40Yeah, yeah, yeah.
17:42I just normally don't drink that much, so.
17:45Welcome to Australia.
17:48I mean, actually, you know, look, it's just last night was...
17:53Yeah, uh, about that.
17:59Just, if you could press play.
18:10Filmed us.
18:11Everything's gonna be fine.
18:12You've just gotta do what he says, okay?
18:13What who says?
18:14Morning, Martin.
18:16I think I should leave you.
18:20Sorry, I think maybe I'm confused.
18:25Well...
18:25Oh, what you think's happening...
18:27Is exactly what's happening.
18:29I think I should leave you.
18:32I just got here.
18:37Is it out?
18:38Oh, it's gonna be $10,000.
18:48What?
18:50$10,000, Martin.
18:52Or we're gonna throw this...
18:54Up on the interwebs...
18:56Where your wife...
18:57Kids...
18:58Heck...
18:59Even your pre-scalver looks...
19:00You ain't?
19:01You're...
19:02You're blackmailing me?
19:03I don't know.
19:04I like to think of it as preserving your privacy...
19:07At market cost.
19:09I mean...
19:10Who says I'm married?
19:11I...
19:12Spotting these?
19:16It's her speciality, mate.
19:21I don't have $10,000.
19:26What was it they got up at the bar?
19:28Rich prick rum.
19:30The whole bottle.
19:31The whole bottle of rich prick rum.
19:34That was my sister.
19:36So you got till 10 tonight, okay?
19:38Look, you don't understand.
19:40I really don't have that kind of money.
19:42See that?
19:45Six hours in the chair.
19:47Skin so thin, it feels like someone's jackhammering at your nerves.
19:52But I didn't move.
19:53Nah.
19:54Because I want everyone to know I love my sister.
19:57And I'd do anything for her.
20:00Okay.
20:02If you love your wife, Martin...
20:05You'll get the cash.
20:08Yeah.
20:08That was really good.
20:30So this whole thing...
20:30Just pay him, Martin.
20:43Hello.
20:47God, yes, yes, yes, yes.
20:50Dad, you did?
20:51Oh, my God, I'm so proud of you.
20:54Oh, and I found a model for the presentation.
20:57She is very talented.
20:59Actually, I took a few nudes.
21:00Do you want to see?
21:01Oh, yeah.
21:02Here.
21:07Hey.
21:07You okay?
21:09Look who a pill.
21:13Well, lucky for you, your marriage is over.
21:14Otherwise, this would be a problem.
21:16No, it's not over.
21:18Joyce texted me this morning.
21:19She wants to talk.
21:20Oh, okay.
21:21You're willing to get mixed up with a couple shakedown artists because Joyce wants to talk?
21:26Ricky, please.
21:27Sorry.
21:29It's fine.
21:29I mean, lucky for you, this is my strong suit.
21:32Extortion?
21:33Remember how I used to run dope for Uncle Rick down in New Mexico?
21:36Uncle Rick sells dope?
21:37It was actually pretty good stuff.
21:39But when you're driving desert roads, there's always this chance that you could run into bandits.
21:43And if you do, you have two options.
21:45You can either stop and let them take what is yours, or you accelerate and force them to move.
21:52We're not accelerating.
21:53Look, we got enough cash in our account.
21:55We're just going to pay them off.
21:56Right.
21:56And, uh...
21:58What?
22:00Okay.
22:01The organizer of the event, this friend of mine, she's not really a friend of mine, but we kind of became friends.
22:07And she offered us the biggest booth at the event.
22:10And, um, it was really expensive.
22:13And, uh, what are you trying to say, Vicky?
22:17We have $812 left in our business account.
22:21Fuck!
22:22Damn.
22:23Fuck!
22:23Okay.
22:24It's going to be okay.
22:25Trust me.
22:25Trust me.
22:26No, no, no.
22:26I'm going to lose my wife, and my house, and my business.
22:31Perfect!
22:32You'll still have me, though.
22:34No, you'll be gone, too, because I will have killed you.
22:38Oh, oh, missed.
23:00Dave, turn the hole.
23:02Fuck!
23:08Big fella?
23:13How'd you go for me, Terry?
23:14Nothing.
23:15He's a degenerate gambler.
23:16You squeeze him?
23:17Wouldn't have made a difference.
23:24Took him out his word, did ya?
23:26I made a judgment call.
23:27Said I'll come back in a couple of days.
23:29Because that's what I'm paying you for, right?
23:31Your judgment.
23:32Well, you want me to go back there, kick him in the guts, and hope you think shit's fucking gold coins out?
23:37You want that?
23:38Sorry, mate.
23:42UX footy players all got memory problems, right?
23:44Because it seems like you forgot who I am.
23:46I know who you are, mate.
23:48Memory's fine.
23:50Come here.
23:51Come on.
23:52Come on.
23:52Where is she?
24:15She'll be here.
24:17Vicky.
24:17Vicky.
24:18Hello, gorgeous.
24:19Hi.
24:20So, what do you think?
24:22Oh, my God.
24:23If I could put that in a can and sell it, I'd be a goddamn millionaire.
24:27Crystal, this is Martin.
24:30Martin, Crystal, our model.
24:32Hi.
24:32Hi.
24:32You look, uh, tan.
24:37No, I mean that this is a spray tanning demo, all right?
24:41And the point is to show buyers how a product changes your skin color, and we can't really
24:46do that if it looks like you've been slow roasting in the fucking outback.
24:49Okay, you know what?
24:50Give me a second.
24:51I'm going to talk to you for a second.
24:52Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
24:53I know you're stressed out about your fucking fuck tape or whatever, but you cannot verbally
24:58assault our employees, okay?
25:00Oh, you look darker shade.
25:01Just get it together.
25:03Jesus Christ.
25:05Hey, sorry.
25:06It's okay.
25:10Shit's getting worse.
25:12Fucking headaches, blackouts, mood swings.
25:16Sensitivity to fucking light.
25:20Sorry, mate.
25:21You have any, um, memory issues, erectile dysfunction?
25:25Oh, let's skip the part where you think you've got an active medical license.
25:30Just give me where I come from.
25:32Sorry, mate.
25:33Just, uh, trying to help.
25:42I need 60.
25:44Mate, this is only going to get you 15.
25:46I'll have a rest by Friday.
25:47Mate, you know that's not how it works.
25:50Don't wake your fucking dick.
25:52Okay, yeah, you want me to call?
25:54Let go of me or we're never going to do business again.
25:57Yeah.
26:01Okay, good.
26:04Just, um, just give him 15 and throw in a couple of extra for professional courtesy.
26:10Ladies and gentlemen, we've got everything you know about SproTek.
26:19Because up next, we have Tens4, a self-tanner, four-laden, with a chasm and tiger.
26:25Finded the NTH elements of the front with its natural tanning company.
26:30Tens4 specialised 15% faster and last 30% longer than the competition.
26:35Okay.
26:36Okay.
26:48Fuck.
26:53All right.
26:54You ready?
26:55You ready?
26:55You with me?
26:56Let's do this.
26:57Okay.
26:58Here we go.
26:59Here we go.
26:59Oh!
27:00Hello, Sydney!
27:05I'm Vicky Marvin, and this is my brother and business partner, Marla.
27:20It's okay.
27:22Whoopsie-dips.
27:23Get up.
27:24Get up.
27:27Woo!
27:30The costume was a stupid purchase.
27:33Can you just try to be a little positive?
27:35I fainted in front of our entire industry.
27:38I'm being blackmailed.
27:40Jesus!
27:42And now our inventory is exploding.
27:44I think it's just the heat.
27:47It's winter.
27:48Okay, listen.
27:49Here's what we're going to do.
27:50We're not going to pay them, okay?
27:51We are going to floor it at these assholes, and then we are going to explode on them.
28:00No, we're not going to do it your way.
28:03Okay, how do you want to do it then?
28:06You're looking for a personal loan?
28:09Yes.
28:10Or maybe a business loan, depending on certain factors.
28:13What factors?
28:14Well, whatever factors put 10 grand in our pocket today, Phil.
28:19What collateral do you have?
28:21Well, he has a really nice three-bedroom, two-bathroom house back in the USA.
28:24Ever heard of it?
28:25No, if you're bothered.
28:26I've already taken out a mortgage on my half of the house.
28:29I'm not using my wife's equity.
28:31Psst.
28:32Phil, come here.
28:34Theoretically, between you and me, if we can get this guy to stop being such a B-word,
28:39how quickly can we get that loan?
28:41Typically, mortgage approvals take about seven days.
28:44Okay, seven days isn't going to work.
28:45Do better.
28:47Can I ask what the loan is for?
28:49Sure.
28:49Yeah, it's, uh, we need, uh...
28:52He's being blackmailed.
28:59No, but he really is.
29:01We need you to do us a solid.
29:06That loan would have floated us for months.
29:08It's Joyce's house, too.
29:09Joyce hasn't lived there in a year.
29:11Well, she's still my wife.
29:12Okay, well, if she was still your wife, you wouldn't have forced us to cross the Pacific
29:15to win her back.
29:16The reason we don't have money is because you spent it on a booth for a company ten times
29:21our size.
29:21Oh, so this is my fault, because I don't really remember taking my brother's dick out and
29:25shoving it in the nearest flim-flammer.
29:26I've destroyed my life.
29:28Note it.
29:28Maybe your life needed destroying.
29:31What's that mean?
29:33Were you and Joyce really that happy?
29:35Because I don't think that you were.
29:37And last night, when you were at the bar with that hot-ass blackmailer, Martin, that is
29:41the happiest I have seen you in years.
29:45What?
29:46Where are you going?
29:47Martin?
29:47I can fix this on my own.
29:57Oh, look, it's Phil.
29:59The corporate cog who destroyed my business.
30:03I'm sorry.
30:04Great.
30:05My brother's going to have his legs broken, but I'm sure the bones will heal quicker when
30:09I regale him with your one-word apology.
30:13I get it.
30:15You think I like this job?
30:16My mom won't even talk to me.
30:20She thinks I take people's houses away.
30:23Really?
30:24She doesn't talk to you?
30:25No.
30:26It sucks.
30:27Yeah.
30:28Yeah.
30:29My mom kicked me out just for selling some furniture that I honestly didn't think she
30:34was using anymore.
30:36And I made bank.
30:37It's like, why don't you support me?
30:39Yeah.
30:40I mean, it sounds like you sold her furniture, but I get it.
30:43It's like moms, you know?
30:46Yeah.
30:46Moms.
30:48God.
30:49I get it.
30:53Hey.
30:57I don't normally do this.
31:01He helps people when they're back down.
31:04Do you know what I mean?
31:05I do know what you mean.
31:08Grab a quick break.
31:09Yep.
31:10Okay.
31:11Fair enough.
31:12Yeah.
31:12Step cell therapy has been shown to repair the damage caused by repeated headaches.
31:25By using a patient's own vestibular stem cells to support the recovery, dramatic stemopathy,
31:32brain damage, and excess inflammation.
31:35Hey.
31:36I'm, uh...
31:36I'm Vicky.
31:37I'm Vicky from...
31:38from the phone.
31:40What do you want?
31:42I'm...
31:42I'm looking for a loan.
31:44Don't do loans anymore.
31:45Well, that's a shame.
31:53What do you do now?
31:56Help, people.
31:57What, like, if I need a ride to the airport on a Friday night, things like that?
32:01No.
32:02If you've got the money, I'll get the job done.
32:05Yeah.
32:06Well, I'm not exactly flush with cash right now, hence the need for the loan.
32:17What's the loan for?
32:18Just your typical blackmail sex tape situation.
32:23Nice.
32:24Yeah.
32:26There could be some other options.
32:28How do you feel about your Second Amendment?
32:31Is that the photo?
32:39Yep.
32:42Kind of felt bad for this one.
32:45You had a thing for this guy?
32:46No.
32:48Because it sounds like you don't want to take his money.
32:51Maybe I'm just tired of blackmailing broke tourists.
32:54Fuck trets with your idea.
32:57Fuck it.
32:58Extortion operations.
32:59And I didn't think that I'd be doing them forever.
33:02So what?
33:03Going to transition to dolphin train, are we?
33:06Neurosurgeon.
33:07An astronaut.
33:08Are you mind picking this up for me, please?
33:24What the fuck?
33:25Hang on.
33:26Catch!
33:27Don't be rusty.
33:29Please don't.
33:29Stand fucking still.
33:31Stand fucking still.
33:42You don't get to be anyone but who I tell you to be.
33:47Understand?
33:47You don't get to be on it.
33:49Yeah.
33:51Good girl.
33:53Can you pick these up for me, please?
33:58Hey, you've reached Joyce.
34:00Please leave a message.
34:01Hey, Joyce!
34:02I got your text.
34:03I'm really looking forward to talking.
34:05In the meantime, Vicki and I, we have a big opportunity, but we're just kind of putting
34:13the pieces together right now.
34:14If you're happy with your message, press one.
34:27To delete, press two.
34:31You traded the company van.
34:33For the money we need.
34:34You need.
34:35Not me being blackmailed.
34:36This time.
34:38And what is this piece of shit?
34:40It was a good deal.
34:41I'd do it again.
34:43Oh, oh, jeez.
34:44It's him.
34:45It's him.
34:46What do I do?
34:46Answer the phone.
34:47Show this fucker who's boss.
34:49Okay.
34:50Okay.
34:50Okay.
34:52Hello?
34:54I have the money.
34:59Here at the motel?
35:00No, no, no, no.
35:01Somewhere public.
35:03Yep.
35:03Afraid I have to insist on that.
35:07You're right.
35:08Yeah.
35:08No, you're right.
35:09Here does work.
35:11Yeah.
35:11Sure.
35:12One hour?
35:13Okay.
35:14Looking forward to it.
35:16Nervous?
35:17No, no, no, no.
35:18Not even in the slightest.
35:20Are you?
35:23Yeah, well, that made...
35:24Oh, yeah.
35:25I got it.
35:25Yeah.
35:26Bad job.
35:27Really bad job.
35:28Yeah, I didn't feel good about it either.
35:29Hi.
35:42Hello, man.
35:43Come on in.
35:47So, how is everyone?
35:51Right here.
35:52This is, uh, the end of it.
35:57Here it is.
35:58Get up.
35:59Where's the sex tape?
36:00Who are you?
36:01I'm the sister.
36:03And, uh, we're not gonna pay you shit until you delete the fucking video from the cloud
36:08or whatever.
36:09Well, money first.
36:10Then I press delete.
36:12Not happening.
36:14Oh, I'm just gonna send it then.
36:16Okay, money first.
36:17No.
36:17Money first.
36:17No.
36:18Vicky.
36:18Dammit.
36:19There you go.
36:21It's all there.
36:21I'm starting to think this isn't enough.
36:28If you can get 10 grand in a day, you get 20 tomorrow.
36:33Cash, come on.
36:34Let's just get out of here.
36:40You know why this works?
36:42I'll tell you.
36:43Everyone wants to believe they're the most interesting person in the room.
36:47Because no one wants to admit they're just another everyday shitbag.
36:53But here's the thing.
36:55If you get tape fucking a woman who isn't your wife, then it doesn't matter who you think
37:00you are.
37:01You're still gonna have to pay the asking price.
37:04And now, that price is 20.
37:09I don't think so.
37:10You got a fucking gun?
37:12I'm accelerating.
37:13You sure about this?
37:14Yeah, I'm American.
37:15Of course I'm fucking sure about this.
37:18Give me your phone.
37:19Now.
37:20Now.
37:21Tell me your password.
37:24One.
37:26One.
37:28One.
37:28All right.
37:29One.
37:30What are they all?
37:30Ones?
37:32Two.
37:34Okay.
37:35I'm kind of having a hard time adding the password in.
37:38Also pointing.
37:39Will you just use the L?
37:40No, I got it.
37:41I got it.
37:42Don't move.
37:45I'm not familiar with this OS.
37:46Lady, will you help him to leave the fucking sex thing?
37:49Surprise.
37:50God damn it.
37:51Fuck.
37:51I have one too.
37:54Give me your gun.
37:55Please.
37:56Gun.
37:57Give me your fucking gun.
38:00Okay.
38:01Listen.
38:01If you want 20, I can give you 20.
38:03All right.
38:04I'll write you a check.
38:05I'll write you a check.
38:05We don't really do checks here, Martin.
38:08Stop moving.
38:09Shut that thing up.
38:11Now, please.
38:15Sorry.
38:18Sorry.
38:18It's just, uh...
38:20Some shit's just too ironic, eh?
38:25Okay.
38:26Please.
38:26Please.
38:27Don't.
38:27Don't.
38:28Hello?
38:29This must be Mrs. Mom.
38:30Please don't.
38:31Oh, my God.
39:01Are you there?
39:09Martin.
39:10Hang up.
39:11Hang up.
39:12Hang up.
39:13All the way, Martin.
39:13Is he...
39:28Yeah.
39:30We have to call an ambulance.
39:32No, no, no, no, no.
39:33We're in a foreign country, and...
39:35And we just killed somebody.
39:38We're not gonna call an ambulance.
39:39What do we do?
39:42We've gotta get rid of him.
39:45Okay.
39:47I think I know somebody.
40:02So you're thinking, like, an acid bath situation, or...?
40:06I'm thinking you guys are fucked.
40:13You know how she is?
40:15Yep.
40:17Well, you know what?
40:18I'm getting the fuck out of here, then.
40:21Would $10,000 change your mind?
40:22We need a big fucking bag.
40:41Wait, wait.
40:43Okay.
40:44Let's go.
40:45Oh, my God.
40:45Oh, my God.
40:47It's good on your ride, Martin.
40:55I don't think so.
40:57Good.
40:58Pop the boot.
41:00Okay, hold on.
41:01We're taking my car?
41:03Yeah.
41:03Your body.
41:05Your car.
41:06That's...
41:06That's terrible.
41:07I don't know.
41:10It's all the boxes.
41:11It looks like he's gonna have to ride up front.
41:13Oh.
41:14Hey, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
41:26Uh...
41:26It's his birthday!
41:29Pussy can't handle his tequila.
41:35Oh, fuck.
41:36Okay.
41:36Okay.
41:37Where are we going?
41:38We feel like pizza, burgers, fries.
41:44Oh, fuck.
41:45I could do burgers if...
41:47You're kidding.
41:48You're talking with me?
41:48Okay.
41:49Yeah, no, we're just gonna go get rid of the body.
41:51Yeah.
41:51No, I'm stupid.
41:52I'm stupid.
41:53I'm stupid.
41:54Okay, let's go.
41:55Okay.
41:55Let's go.
41:55Jesus Christ.
42:18Ready?
42:20Three, two, up.
42:23Keep going.
42:23That's it.
42:24That's it.
42:25I'm doing more.
42:27All right, here.
42:29Get a leg.
42:30Get a leg.
42:31Get a leg.
42:31Pulling.
42:32Pull, pull, pull.
42:34Oh, it's a mess.
42:35All right.
42:36Ready?
42:36Three, two, one.
42:37Okay, hold on.
42:38Are we sure we should do this?
42:40Jesus Christ.
42:40We're only at the throne.
42:41Fuck, man.
42:42We're doing this.
42:43Let's drop the dead fuck.
42:45Come on.
42:45Let's go.
42:47Oh, man.
42:48Oh, man.
42:49Oh, man.
42:50Oh, man.
42:51Oh, man.
42:51Oh, man.
42:52Oh, man.
42:53Oh, man.
42:54Fuck's sake.
43:03Tell me the face.
43:05Hey.
43:06Oh, man.
43:08Oh, man.
43:10Oh, man.
43:11Oh, man.
43:13Oh, man.
43:14Oh, man.
43:15Oh, man.
43:16Oh, man.
43:17Oh, man.
43:21That ain't the cleaner.
43:28Yes, yes, yes.
43:30I'll polish the leaves, make them green again, shake out the trees, chase in again, spring
43:37cleaning, getting ready for love.
43:42Snus off to winter showers, wash them out with April showers, comb them in with fragrant
43:49flowers, shine up the moon above, cause you and I have a rendezvous under the sky, like
43:58bees who spray clean them, getting ready for love, yes, yes.
44:05Yeah, that's the real cleaner.
44:08You want to stick that in here?
44:12I think they're happy.
44:16The people in the glass?
44:19I hope so.
44:24Okay, bud, I'm just going to make that on you.
44:34Psychologically, you're going to go through some tough shit, you're going to ride that
44:38fucking wave, take some Xanax, do some yoga, whatever it fucking takes to keep your mouth
44:44shut, especially if the fucking cops come.
44:48What about that tattoo lady?
44:50She finds out we're already dead.
44:53You don't know, Cash.
44:55Fish only gets caught if she opens up her fucking mouth.
44:59I feel like you're, like, singling me out on this.
45:02I feel like you're the one who's going to fuck this all up, and I don't want to kill you.
45:07Jesus Christ, you're obsessed with me.
45:10Okay, okay, I'll be good.
45:12Here.
45:13Sorry.
45:13And if you see me again, you fucked up.
45:22Okay.
45:24Well, on that note, I am going to take some me time and shower off this blood.
45:28Yeah, uh, I should.
45:35Oh, okay.
45:38You're going to be okay?
45:42Jesus, Martin.
45:44You're really asking the big questions.
45:54Ooh, good news.
45:55I found two seats on a flight home tonight.
46:00Bad news, all that's left is middle seats.
46:02I fucked up everything, didn't I?
46:06Yeah, you kind of did.
46:08But I've fucked up things before, too.
46:11You always get another chance.
46:13Nah, I don't think there's any coming back from this.
46:22What the hell?
46:23What?
46:23What?
46:24Ah!
46:26If it isn't the spray-tan siblings.
46:29Sorry to turn up unannounced.
46:30I got the, um, conference people to give me your motel address.
46:35Why?
46:37Uh, do you mind if I...
46:38Uh, uh, sure, I guess.
46:41That's it, sure.
46:41That's nice.
46:42Have a seat.
46:43Uh, sorry, I know it's early.
46:47So, uh, how can we help you?
46:50Uh, I couldn't get your pitch out of my mind.
46:54It's not every day a seller reaches me like that.
46:57So I had a word to marketing.
46:59They love the whole anti-aging USP.
47:02Plus the name, TANSFORM, it just makes reinvention sound so easy.
47:08And that shit sells.
47:09Pardon the language.
47:10Really?
47:11Yeah, so, uh, I'm thinking, small trial.
47:15Uh, what do we say?
47:16Two thousand cans.
47:17Put it in a few stores, see if you can get the word out.
47:20You hit those numbers, we can expand.
47:23I mean, it sounds amazing, but we're actually...
47:25We'll, we'll do it.
47:26Oh, great.
47:29Great.
47:31So, um, just call the office and set it up.
47:34Great.
47:35Great.
47:39Can you go now?
47:41Respectfully.
47:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
47:44Stuff to do.
47:47Sorry, I know it's really early.
47:53Bro, you can see that too, right?
48:00A hundred bucks says you can't hit that.
48:02You're on.
48:08What the fuck?
48:09I think we should stay.
48:11We just fed a corpse to a reptile.
48:20Close.
48:20There's nobody.
48:22Nothing ties us to cash.
48:24I mean, why would anyone suspect us?
48:26Why would we want to take that risk?
48:28If we quit, the business is done, all right?
48:30You go back to being yelled at by retail managers, I lose choice.
48:39Last one, make it count.
48:41Okay, we don't even have 2,000 cans.
48:43Well, make them, right?
48:45What'd you say when you first came to me with the idea for Tansform?
48:47I don't know.
48:49You said sometimes you got to get arrested for selling Stomp Beauty products to realize what you want in life.
48:55I said that?
48:56You did.
48:57I mean, I'm paraphrasing a little bit.
48:58But look, you're exactly right.
49:01Everything we want is right here in Sydney.
49:04My wife, our business.
49:07I do really love being co-CEOs with you.
49:09I know that what happened last night seemed like the end of our road.
49:25But what if it was the beginning?
49:26I know that what happened after I started a march.
49:28I don't care.
49:30I know that you could go over the road.
49:33It all came to me.
49:34That's my life.
49:35So really just time...
49:36I need to know my wife, my wife, my wife, and discussing her.
49:38She was very after all, okay?
49:40She went home and everything had to the same.
49:41Go out she's the end, she's the end of the road.
49:42You did.
49:44And I went home.
49:45She chose me.
49:47Sharonушка Ward.
49:48Are you sure?
50:01I think as long as we stick together, we'll always be okay.
50:18I'm not your fucking friend, I'm trying to be low, I'm trying to feel it, I'm trying to be it.
50:36It's not my problem, I'm not your fucking friend, it's not my problem, I'm not your fucking friend.
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