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00:00Why did you come back to Australia?
00:10Because your son sucks.
00:12Plus, if you can make it here in tanning, you can make it anywhere.
00:17Transform with transform.
00:19Be the best version of yourself.
00:22What's going on?
00:23What you think's happening.
00:24This is exactly what's happening.
00:26You love your wife.
00:27Ta-da!
00:27You fall in the cash.
00:30We've got to get rid of him.
00:33I think I know a guy.
00:38We just fed a corpse to a reptile.
00:41Everything we want is right here in Sydney.
00:44Small trial.
00:44You hit those numbers, we can expand.
00:47I know that what happened last night seemed like the end of our road, but what if it was
00:51the beginning?
00:51Wishing and hoping and thinking and failing, planning and dreaming, each night of his charm, that won't get you into his arms.
01:17So if you're looking to find love, use and share, all you've got to do is hold and kiss him and love him and show him that you care.
01:32Show him that you can, just for him, do the things he likes to do, wear your hands, just for him, cause you won't get him, thinking and praying, wishing and hoping.
01:53And thinking and thinking and thinking, his kisses will start.
02:02It's Kish.
02:17He wants to get into Kish.
02:35Kish.
02:38Kish.
02:40Oh, it's Kish.
02:45And faith, faith, and dream
02:53His kisses will stop
02:56That won't get you into his heart
02:59So if you like it, I'll break
03:03Well, it's been a pleasure
03:05And thank you for staying with us
03:06You're welcome
03:07Yeah, baby
03:10There she is
03:13Freedom
03:14Who's Kesh?
03:20Uh
03:21Who loves the sun
03:25Who cares that it makes plants grow
03:30Who cares what it does
03:32Since you broke my heart
03:35Who loves the wind
03:39Who cares that it makes breeze
03:43Who cares what it does
03:47Since you broke my heart
03:50Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
03:52Who loves the sun
03:57Ba-ba-ba-ba
03:59Who loves the sun
04:04Ba-ba-ba-ba
04:07Ha-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
04:17Ba-ba-ba
04:18Yeah
04:18H
05:51Hello?
05:53Good morning.
06:07Morning.
06:09Did you sleep at all?
06:11Couldn't. Too much to do.
06:13You woke up at the crack of dawn to get office supplies?
06:16Well, paperwork must be bound, Vicki.
06:18Okay, so we're doing this.
06:20Look, okay, if we want to get this company off the ground,
06:23we've got to produce 2,000 cans that transform in the next three days.
06:27Okay, well, the producers are all the way in China, and it'll take them a month to deliver the cans.
06:30Way ahead of you, Vic, all right?
06:32Look, I've been calling around to manufacturers who can produce locally.
06:35And guess what?
06:36Guess what?
06:37Guess what?
06:38Guess what?
06:39Guess what?
06:40You found someone?
06:41Oh, I sure did, Victoria Marvin.
06:43Boo!
06:44And they make spray tan?
06:47Yeah, well, spray paint, you know.
06:49Is that the same thing?
06:50I mean, it's just putting liquids into aerosol cans.
06:52It's not too complicated.
06:53Oh, and he's agreed to use our retail agreement thing as a guarantee of payment.
06:58Okay, so he'll have it to us by the end of the week?
06:59Yep, they sure can.
07:00They said they can handle a quick turnaround.
07:02That sounds good, I guess.
07:04Oh, it sounds good, huh?
07:05You guess.
07:06You're guessing it sounds good.
07:07Because I'm guessing it sounds fucking great.
07:10All right.
07:11Oh, and guess what his name is?
07:13His name is Nugget.
07:15Only in Australia.
07:17Imagine somebody named Nugget.
07:19Oh, what'd you name your kid?
07:21I named him Nugget.
07:22After his grandpa.
07:23Grandpa Nugget.
07:24Hey, are you doing okay?
07:26Like, after everything that happened last night?
07:29Oh, yeah.
07:30What do you always say?
07:31You know, blinders on, baby.
07:33Right?
07:34Well, I don't think I've ever said...
07:36Look, okay.
07:37Cassius' body's gone, right?
07:38Yeah.
07:39Yeah, which means we're fine.
07:40Totally fine.
07:41Absolutely fine.
07:42Okay.
07:43Okay.
07:44It's a good change.
07:45You gotta meet that, uh, can guy.
07:46Okay.
07:47And we're covered with choice?
07:48No, we're not.
07:49And thank you for the reminder.
07:50Yeah, you gonna go deal with that?
07:51Let's go!
07:52Come in!
07:53Woo!
07:54Take care of that for me, please.
07:56.
07:57Get out of here, okay.
07:58Please.
07:59.
08:03.
08:17Oh, my God.
08:47We were at a bar. There was a fight. Someone knocked my phone out of my hand. That's reasonable, right? Very. A gaslighting classic, honestly. Okay. And send. All right. Now what? I'll wait with this. Okay. Sure thing. Oh, fuck. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. She replied. She replied. What'd she say? She said she wants to grab a coffee. Right now? Yeah. Is that a problem? Shouldn't you be a little more well-rested?
09:17I might not get another invite. How do I look? You look like dog shit. Okay. Oh, not a problem. I'll just transform with transform. Just do that as a commercial.
09:30Okay. Not too much. Martin, I can already hear that's too much. Stop. Stop.
09:40Joyce, hi. Hey.
09:42Just get out of a demo. Oh, yeah. My face. Yeah, no, no, no. Perks of the job, right?
09:53So, about the other day... No, no, no. Look, I get it. Okay? Me being here, it's a lot. And the whole reinventing myself to win you back thing? Intense. Sorry.
10:04Yeah, it was kind of intense. Um... But it's nice to see you, Martin. Oh. Nice to see you, too.
10:14And while you're here, it'll be good to spend some time together.
10:19It'd be great.
10:20But the things I said the other night, they still apply. Is that okay?
10:24Yeah, no. I get that. Yeah.
10:26Just want to make sure there's clear boundaries moving forward.
10:29Right. Mm-hmm. Yeah.
10:32Yeah. So, this isn't about us getting back together?
10:37If you're open, you can see what leaves upon us then.
10:42No. It's work. Martin?
10:45What do you think? Can we try just getting friends?
10:48Yes. Yes. Yeah.
10:50Are you sure?
10:52Absolutely. Of course. Yeah.
10:54Vicki, how are you?
11:02Well, if it isn't Mrs. Joyce Marvin in the flesh.
11:07I'm actually going by my maiden name right now for work.
11:10So, how is the fresh start going?
11:13Well, I'm sleeping in my parents' garage and writing clickbait for a boss who was born in the late 90s.
11:19Huh. Okay. So, then it totally makes sense that you would ditch my brother. Great.
11:24Ignore her.
11:25Heard you started a business.
11:26I did. Surprising.
11:28Honestly, you've always had a very independent spirit.
11:32Aw. That's a nice thing to say. Why don't you ever say stuff like that to me?
11:35We should go. All right. Bye.
11:37Okay. Well, glad to see you landed on your feet. We were all worried about you.
11:41Oh. One more thing.
11:45Just so you know, he's not here for you.
11:49This business is really fucking important to us.
11:52And if you fuck it up, I'm going to fuck you up.
11:56I'm going to drown you in that big old gorgeous ocean pool or something like that, okay?
12:00It's always so nice to see you, Vicki.
12:02It's all good to see you. Bye.
12:04Bye.
12:11Hey, Dad.
12:21I wasn't expecting you till Saturday.
12:27I need a favour.
12:29Ah.
12:31If anyone asks, I was here last night.
12:35Watched a flick in your room.
12:37Jesus, Seuss.
12:38It's not a big deal.
12:39Oh, well, of course.
12:42Just your standard weekday morning alibi request.
12:46I'm just...
12:47I'm just covering my bases.
12:49For what?
12:50For base covering purposes.
12:55Seuss, you know I don't ask questions.
12:59But perhaps now is the time to consider a move away from your current employment situation.
13:08I can't.
13:09Why not?
13:11There's a, um, a leadership transition that I need to navigate.
13:16It's not a good time to start over.
13:23Place is on the market.
13:24What place?
13:26Our place.
13:27The hotel.
13:28Well, it's not ours anymore.
13:32You always wanted to run it.
13:34Yeah, that was a long time ago.
13:36Do you have any money put aside?
13:39Some.
13:41Well?
13:41I'll think about it.
13:46Okay?
13:52So.
13:54White flick.
13:55Just so we're on the same page.
13:57Good to meet Rick.
14:14Yeah.
14:15Where the fuck is he?
14:18I don't know.
14:19I don't know.
14:19I don't know.
14:20I don't know.
14:20I don't know.
14:21Cash!
14:24Cash!
14:35Come out!
14:36Come out!
14:36Wherever you are!
14:37What?
14:40Dicky!
14:44Kes!
14:48You know, he probably just had a bandymonie.
14:49Forgot what day it is.
14:50Yeah, last time he went to the trots he got so pissed
14:52he ended up waking up at the back of a high street
14:54along the way to Canberra, remember that?
14:56Fuck is he?
14:57I can call him if you want.
14:58No.
14:59No?
15:01Maybe he dropped his phone in the toilet.
15:03When I get blind I've been down to drop my galaxy in the dunny.
15:06It's water resistant though so it still works.
15:09It's good.
15:12Who the fuck are you?
15:13Um, Blondie.
15:15He's my old cell mate, he joined us well.
15:17You were inside mate.
15:18Yeah, it's nice to find me to meet you.
15:21I've heard good things.
15:23And some bad things, if I'm being honest.
15:25But, you know, that's everyone right?
15:29Hey!
15:30Welcome home mate!
15:32Hey, hey Suze.
15:33Hi!
15:34You seen Keshe?
15:35Uh, well he wasn't at the prison.
15:37No?
15:38Oh, well you know Keshe, he's probably out in a bender.
15:41When you were away, he went out one night, woke up in a horse trailer.
15:44Yeah, I heard.
15:45When's the last time you saw him?
15:47Mmm, couple of days.
15:49Oh, maybe he's at the sit down.
15:51Is that today?
15:52Yeah, third Friday of every month.
15:54Well, there's no phones allowed, so...
15:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:57That explains why he's not picking up.
15:58Yeah, I knew there'd be an explanation.
16:00Okay, well let's go to the laundromat.
16:03Alright.
16:04Not you though.
16:05I don't like you.
16:06No worries.
16:07Acquired taste.
16:08Okay.
16:09You stay Amanda 4, yeah?
16:11We'll go after these.
16:12Yep.
16:13Cool.
16:14Oh, fuck Blondie.
16:15Oh shit.
16:16Sorry mate.
16:17One draw, man.
16:18Yep.
16:19The connection between neo-Nazis and organised crime.
16:29Investigating the rise of beach stabbings.
16:32Arson and insurance fraud.
16:34What is this?
16:35Story proposals.
16:36I've told you before Joyce, that's not what we do.
16:38Look, I get it, but there is a readership out there for quality long form stories.
16:42I think I know what this is about.
16:45You're hoping this project will compensate for a lack of direction in the rest of your life.
16:50You know, you can't build a life of happiness on a foundation of sadness.
16:55What are you talking about?
16:58I heard about the separation.
17:00Hamish told me he's a little bitch, so.
17:02It's gotta be hard starting over, especially as a more mature woman.
17:07Okay, this isn't about my marriage.
17:11Okay.
17:12It isn't.
17:14Point is, what we do here is short, sharp dopamine hits to the brain.
17:19Sort of, uh, celebrity scandals, nostalgia-based holisticals, offbeat news.
17:24Speaking of, I need you to head over to the golf course at Little Bay.
17:28Why?
17:29A croc has exploded.
17:31A croc did what?
17:33Uh, a croc exploded.
17:35It blew up.
17:37Bam.
17:38Cool.
17:39Cool.
17:40Cool.
17:41Cool.
17:42I want 200 words.
17:43Puns are encouraged.
17:45Hm.
17:46Have fun.
17:47Don't think about the marriage.
17:49A lot of cops are a dead croc.
17:50Any idea what caused the explosion?
18:04No problem, it wasn't.
18:11Uh, so you two got the initial call?
18:13Uh, who are you?
18:14Uh, Joyce Davis the graph.
18:15A journalist.
18:16Sorry mate, police asked us not to talk to him.
18:17We found a hand in its guts.
18:18No, Vaughn.
18:19You found a what?
18:20We're not supposed to talk to him.
18:21Some blokes hand severed at the wrist inside the croc.
18:24Uh, I'm sorry.
18:25I'm sorry.
18:26I'm sorry.
18:27I'm sorry.
18:28I'm sorry.
18:29I'm sorry.
18:30I'm sorry.
18:31I'm sorry.
18:32I'm sorry.
18:33I'm sorry.
18:34I'm sorry.
18:35I'm sorry.
18:36I'm sorry.
18:37I'm sorry.
18:38I'm sorry.
18:39I'm sorry.
18:40I'm sorry.
18:41What's your name?
18:44Nova.
18:45I'm telling you.
18:46Nova Tuluwa.
18:47T-U-L-U-A.
18:48T-U-L-U-A.
18:49T-U-L-U-A.
18:50Yeah.
18:51And you?
18:52I'll be in the truck.
18:54That's my Uncle Frank.
18:56So you think murder?
18:57Maybe a crime of passion or a scorned lover?
18:59Or some psycho who likes to collect hands, huh?
19:02Uh, so they fed one hand to the croc and kept the other one?
19:06Oh.
19:07That's good.
19:08Yeah, good.
19:09Uh, what can you tell me about the hand?
19:12Uh, five fingers.
19:13No rings.
19:14Tattoo on the wrist.
19:15A tattoo of?
19:16A woman's face.
19:17Don't recognise her.
19:18It's not famous or anything.
19:19A lot of blood.
19:22Okay, thanks Nova.
19:24You were really helpful.
19:25Oh.
19:26So you're gonna figure this out?
19:28I'm gonna try.
19:39So, how's this trial work?
19:42Well, they're gonna take that noggin of yours and plug you full of stem cells.
19:50So, it's legit?
19:52Oh yeah, it's very legit.
19:55It'll fix what's wrong with me?
19:56I mean look, it's experimental, you know there's no guarantees, but it's your best shot.
20:00We good in?
20:01Yeah, yeah.
20:02Well this covers my fee, but if you wanna skip the line you're gonna have to pay my contact,
20:07you know, and then he's gonna have to pay his contact, you know, just basic economics.
20:13You said 10 grand.
20:15To start with.
20:16Mate, this is cutting edge.
20:19Right?
20:20A lot of people want it.
20:21It's not gonna come cheap.
20:22So what are we looking at all in?
20:25I mean, you know, about another 70?
20:2875k?
20:3075 fucking K?
20:31Yeah.
20:32For something that's not even guaranteed.
20:34Mate, what's your alternative?
20:38So, what should I tell my guy?
20:43I mean, boundaries are good, right?
20:49Not in my experience.
20:51Yeah.
20:52At least she's open to seeing me.
20:54Yeah, under her very specific rules.
20:57What does that mean?
20:58You know, she just, she likes things the way she likes them.
21:01It doesn't matter if she hurts people's feelings along the way.
21:03Is this about the bachelorette party?
21:05No.
21:06But since you brought it up, I spent months, months planning that.
21:09I booked the limo, I made the penis necklaces.
21:12Drawing the veins on there was a little over the top, but they did look good.
21:15I even learned how to harvest mescaline, and what does she do?
21:18She takes one shot, and then she's in bed before 10pm.
21:21She sucks.
21:22Okay, I get it, but that was 10 years ago.
21:24Maybe it's time to let it go?
21:26I'm just saying I'm not surprised you're the one doing the backbending.
21:29Okay, look, I just need to show her that I've changed, and I let things get stale.
21:33This is on me.
21:34Okay, but don't forget, you built her a life, man.
21:37A very boring one, but she's boring.
21:40Okay, look, it's more complicated than that.
21:43I don't know.
21:44I just don't think you should blame yourself.
21:46That's all.
21:47But you know what?
21:48Whatever.
21:49When Tan's form becomes a billion-dollar success story, all of these little boundaries are
21:53going to seem really blurry.
21:55Trust me.
21:56I guarantee it.
21:57Speaking of blurry, is your vision a little hazy?
21:59What?
22:00No.
22:01Why?
22:02I'm just having a hard time.
22:03Seeing?
22:04Great.
22:05Cool.
22:06Taking a nap before our very important meeting.
22:08No, I'm fine.
22:09I'm fine.
22:10Okay?
22:11Ah.
22:12Can I do one?
22:13No.
22:14God.
22:15Jesus.
22:16I'm going to say no.
22:19You've got to stop hitting my balls, please.
22:22So, you're a big rugby fan, eh, Nugget?
22:25Oh, best game in the bloody world.
22:27Are you a fan?
22:28Never seen a game.
22:29So, 2000 Cairns, was it?
22:332000, yeah.
22:34Limited run while we wait on shipments from overseas.
22:38Oh, we can adapt the paint lines to produce your tenner.
22:43Setup's minimal.
22:44I can get all the camps.
22:45Amazing.
22:46Nugget, you are saving our asses.
22:49Nugget.
22:50Nugget.
22:51Nugget.
22:52Nugget.
22:53Nugget.
22:54Nugget.
22:55Nugget.
22:56Nugget for the touchdown, or whatever you call it.
23:00So, I reckon I can get your entire shipment to use in a month.
23:05Uh, wait, wait, wait.
23:07No, no, no.
23:08When we talked, you said you could do a quick turnaround.
23:10Yeah.
23:11Yeah, a month is a quick turnaround.
23:13No, no, no.
23:14We need it by the end of the week.
23:19A week?
23:20Yeah, no, no, no.
23:22Not a week.
23:23By the end of the week.
23:24By the end of the week.
23:25We need to shut down the entire production of all my other paints to hit that deadline.
23:29Yeah.
23:30My regulars would love that, wouldn't they?
23:32Plus, I don't even know what this...
23:34What do you call it?
23:35McKayberry.
23:36McKay.
23:37Listen, um, we have ten gallons of DHA in our car, which is more than enough.
23:41I'll go get it and...
23:42No, no.
23:43Guys, guys, guys.
23:44Sorry.
23:45Not gonna happen.
23:46Is this because of the rugby thing, or...
23:48Because I'll go to a game with you if you want.
23:51I'll pick you up.
23:56What do you say, Nugget?
23:57Okay.
24:00Well, still no.
24:01I feel like I've said no, like, ten times.
24:05We're fucked.
24:07Um, okay, maybe we just give Henley what we have.
24:09The sample can't start that bad, right?
24:11I mean, yeah, they're a little bit explodey, but things explode, right?
24:15I mean, maybe it's like a fun feature.
24:17Well, are you listening to me?
24:18Yes, yes.
24:19I'm sorry.
24:20I just think I might be going insane.
24:22Okay, not right now, Martin.
24:24Look, I keep seeing Terry's face everywhere.
24:28What?
24:40Oh, my God.
24:42Oh, holy shit.
24:47Oh, you're not insane.
24:50You're a goddamn genius.
24:54Let's go.
24:55Let's go.
24:59So, are we doing it in the month end?
25:00Actually, we have a little proposition for you.
25:02How would you like a meet and greet with one of your heroes?
25:07Terry Torres.
25:09Terry the Terror, Torres.
25:15Bullshit!
25:17Okay, so if we can bring him here, you'll get us our cans by the end of the week?
25:22End of the week.
25:24Mate, I tell you what, if you two yanks can get that legend in this office,
25:28I'll slap the labels on the cans myself.
25:31Woo!
25:34Woo!
25:35How'd that one wake her up?
25:37No?
25:39Okay, see you in a minute.
25:41Terry the Terror, Torres.
25:43I think one of your neighbours is cooking some meth.
25:53No.
25:54Just temporary.
25:55What's happened?
25:56Can't a wife check in on her husband?
25:59I'm good.
26:00I'm all right.
26:01How are the headaches?
26:02I'm managing them.
26:03With what?
26:04I'm just worried about you, Tez.
26:05I'm all right.
26:06I'm all right.
26:08I'm all right.
26:09I think that's what you tell yourself.
26:10What?
26:12I'm just worried about you, Tez.
26:21I'm all right.
26:23With what?
26:28I'm just worried about you Tez.
26:31I'm alright.
26:34I think that's what you tell yourself.
26:37Your son needs his dad.
26:42You think I don't know that?
26:47I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
26:50T.J.'s footy season starting.
26:57Make sure you eat something.
27:14Mate.
27:19So we're in the red, yeah?
27:21Miss me?
27:23Moni Munro.
27:25Breathing the air of the free.
27:27Congratulations.
27:29Thank you, Izan.
27:30Yeah, it's good to be out.
27:32Take a seat.
27:35Cook is leading us through his revenue report for his operations.
27:41So, uh, Cash running late, is he?
27:48What?
27:51Cash hasn't been the most consistent member of the syndicate.
27:57What does that mean?
27:59His attendance record is spotty.
28:03Well, I'm sure he's been busy keeping everything afloat while I've been inside.
28:08Hmm.
28:10And he hasn't been kicking up the tribute.
28:15How long?
28:16Three months.
28:19Well, I'm sure it's an oversight, Skinner.
28:22So you'll make us hope, will ya?
28:24Course I will.
28:26Good.
28:28Cause I'd hate to see you and Cash lose your spot at the table.
28:33It'd leave you guys a bit... vulnerable.
28:37Yeah, right.
28:41I'll pay what side.
28:43Good.
28:45We're happy you're back, Moni.
28:47Thank you, Izan.
28:49Aren't we skin it?
28:51Yeah, yeah, I'm...
28:53mothering it.
28:54Yeah, me too.
28:58Oh shit, this was a mistake.
29:00We cannot call Terry.
29:01Yes we can.
29:02Why is it a mistake?
29:03Because he made it abundantly clear
29:05that any further contact would end badly for us.
29:08Okay, I know he said that if we saw him again
29:10that would mean that we'd fucked up,
29:11but in this case, he'd be seeing us.
29:14Nuance, yeah?
29:16I don't think you understand what nuance is.
29:18God, Martin, I don't know what our other option is.
29:21But look, if I had had even a second of sleep,
29:23I'd have a solution.
29:25Buddy, if we wanna make this work,
29:28I think we're gonna have to join the things
29:30we wouldn't normally do club, you know?
29:33I know that's hard for you.
29:36Okay, fine.
29:38But I will make the call.
29:39No, no, no.
29:40He likes me. I'll call him.
29:41But don't listen.
29:42It'll be too embarrassing.
29:43It's gonna be weird.
29:45I think this is a really big mistake.
29:50Hey, yeah, Terry.
29:51Um, it's me.
29:52You've been coming around last night,
29:53and it's morning, I guess.
29:56Um, okay, so, I know you said not to call you,
29:58um, but something extremely important has come up.
30:01Yeah.
30:02Um, okay, yeah.
30:04No, no, I'll, I'll send you my, uh, my address.
30:08Okay, please help us, Terry.
30:09Please.
30:10Please, Terry.
30:13Hey, Martin.
30:15It worked.
30:17Great.
30:18Wait, so, you were listening?
30:20Nope.
30:28Okay, so, what the fuck is going on?
30:31Uh, with what, Moans?
30:33First of all, Cash isn't here to welcome me home,
30:36and now I just find out that he's been missing meetings.
30:39So I'm gonna ask you all again.
30:41What the fuck is going on?
30:45Look, we all know that Cash can be erratic,
30:50but since you've been away,
30:51he has been completely unpredictable.
30:54Right?
30:56Yeah, yeah, I mean, it's fair to say that the, uh,
30:59wheels have fallen off since you've been away, Moany.
31:02I mean, with all due respect,
31:03he's become a bit unhinged.
31:05So now that you're back...
31:07Oh, the hinges will come back on.
31:08Straight back on.
31:10So him not being here,
31:11it's not entirely out of character,
31:12but he's gonna turn up any second
31:15with a shit-eating grin on his face
31:17and some story about mega-dosing mushrooms.
31:20You know.
31:22Yeah, yeah.
31:24That does sound like Cash.
31:26You got nothing to worry about.
31:28So he really missed me, eh?
31:29Yep, big time.
31:31Oh, you are all he talks about.
31:33Yeah.
31:35So, kid.
31:36So, are we gonna have a release party?
31:38Or what?
31:43You better have bought the fucking tequila.
31:46Hey!
31:47Release the tequila!
31:49Get minds.
31:53My man!
31:57What's the emergency?
31:58Did I say emergency?
32:00Well, you said extremely urgent.
32:01So, not emergency then, huh?
32:03Two different words.
32:05What, are you mad at me?
32:06You're looking at me like you're mad at me.
32:08Because I tricked you?
32:09Okay, people get tricked, Terry,
32:11but you're here now, so get over it.
32:12You know what I mean?
32:13Okay, okay.
32:14We need your help, alright?
32:16What do you know about aerosol manufacturing?
32:18You gotta be fucking kidding me.
32:20Aerosols?
32:21Wait, Terry, we need like 30 minutes of your time.
32:24What did you guys forget?
32:25What happened last night?
32:26We fed a man to a fucking crocodile.
32:27Yeah, we forgot that.
32:29No, obviously we did not forget.
32:31Okay, listen, we need to convince someone
32:33to produce a shit ton of spray tan
32:35in a short amount of time.
32:37What the fuck has this got to do with me?
32:39The manufacturer's a fan of yours.
32:40No, he's a big fan.
32:41A big, big...
32:42Huge, huge fan.
32:43He actually, he said Terry head.
32:45Get fucked, both of yous.
32:46Don't call me again.
32:47Hey, we'd of course pay you for your time and effort.
32:51I mean, listen, if you help us,
32:53we'll give you a portion of our business.
32:57Yeah.
32:59What the fuck is this?
33:01Our financial projections.
33:02So if Tan's Forum performs the way we expect,
33:05the long-term dividends...
33:06I don't do long-term, mate.
33:09Fuck.
33:10Wait, wait, wait.
33:11Hold on.
33:13We take this?
33:14Martin.
33:15Paid a couple thousand for it.
33:16Wait, are you sure?
33:17Yes.
33:18I'm sure.
33:19I'll give you ten minutes.
33:24Keep the ring.
33:28Alright, thank you so, so much for doing this.
33:30Okay, you ready?
33:31Make it feel special, you know?
33:32Talk about his kid.
33:33If you see a picture of his pretty wife,
33:34tell him his wife's pretty, you know?
33:36Give the man a show.
33:38Here we go.
33:40Hello, friends.
33:41Hi.
33:46Get fucked.
33:47Holy fucking shit.
33:50Terry Torres and my factory.
33:52Wow, mate.
33:53It's...
33:54What an honour.
33:55Thanks, mate.
33:56They don't make them like you anymore.
33:57No, they don't.
33:58Nope, nope.
33:59They're no real warrior, guys.
34:00Just fucking front row.
34:02Get in there and just smash the pricks, eh?
34:05Preach.
34:06One of a kind.
34:07Oh, yeah.
34:08Not like players today.
34:09You know, buddy.
34:10Sign a little consent form.
34:11I'm going to put my hands on someone.
34:13Yeah, right.
34:14Fuckin' hell.
34:15Can I get a...
34:17Can I get a photo?
34:18Ah, that's why he's here.
34:19Right?
34:20Yes.
34:21Let's go.
34:22You got this.
34:23Sorry, mate.
34:25Come around here.
34:26Yeah, get that out of my head.
34:27Bring it in.
34:28Look at the sideline.
34:29Fuckin' hell.
34:30Okay.
34:31I'm a massive fan, man.
34:34That looks good.
34:35Looks good, right?
34:36So good.
34:37Yeah.
34:38Yeah.
34:39Big fucking smiles.
34:40I laugh because it, like, just helps you look like you're doing a good smile, you know?
34:44If you want to try it.
34:47Can you do it?
34:48Okay.
34:49Great.
34:50I got it.
34:51Maybe just one more, like, just like we know each other.
34:52You know, we're just fucking dapping up.
34:53Like, just act like you know me.
34:54Hey, bros.
34:55How are you, man?
34:56Yeah, I'm good.
34:57Is that looking good?
34:58How are you, bros?
34:59Fuck you.
35:00Maybe look at me, though.
35:01Oi.
35:02And it's like you're talking.
35:03Hey, how are you, man?
35:04Yeah, fuck yeah.
35:05Okay.
35:06Keep taking them.
35:07You're on?
35:08Yeah, I've been good, man.
35:09You've been good?
35:10Oh.
35:11Great.
35:12And just last one, last one, please.
35:13Is that alright?
35:14Just one more, just one more?
35:15Yeah.
35:16Just if you grab me here, like, we're getting into a knuckle and I'll grab you.
35:18Just like we're getting on a bit for one.
35:19Fucking.
35:20You want one?
35:21Oh, you fucking, you want one?
35:22Throw one, man.
35:23You swing your dog.
35:24Swing your dog.
35:25Yeah!
35:26Fuck yeah!
35:27Oh, yeah.
35:28Really good.
35:29Really good.
35:30Okay.
35:31Hey, mate.
35:32Never missed a game of yours.
35:33You split your fucking head open.
35:35Oh, there it is.
35:3727 stitches, wasn't it?
35:39We good?
35:40Happy, Nugget?
35:42Happy?
35:43Fucking thrilled.
35:44Great.
35:45We can pick up the cans at the end of the week.
35:46Oh, well, no.
35:47Just hang on.
35:48Because me and the boys, we still talk about that scar at the pub, mate, all the time.
35:52They would shit their dacks if they knew I could just, I just had a little feel of it.
35:58You want to touch the scar?
36:00No.
36:01He's not touching the fucking scar.
36:02You're not touching the scar.
36:03You should be proud of that.
36:04It's a badge of honour, mate.
36:05No, mate.
36:06Get him to let me touch the scar and I'll do your cans in 24 hours.
36:10Well, that wasn't the deal, was it?
36:11Okay, well, this is negotiation.
36:13You said we just said, bring them here.
36:15Do you want the cans or not?
36:16Mmm, this is bullshit.
36:17I'm fucking out of here.
36:18I've got to feel it.
36:19Oh, that felt fucked.
36:21No, no, no!
36:22Enough of a show?
36:26Yeah.
36:27Yeah.
36:30Give me the ring.
36:31Now.
36:32Ring.
36:33Now.
36:34Okay, okay, okay, okay.
36:35There.
36:36There.
36:37Don't ever call me again.
36:38Both ears.
36:39No.
36:40No.
36:41No.
36:42No.
36:43No.
36:44No.
36:45No.
36:46No.
36:47No.
36:48No.
36:49No.
36:50No.
36:51No.
36:52No.
36:53No.
36:54Oh, God.
36:55Detective.
36:56New Press.
36:57Joyce Davis, the graph.
36:58You hear about the croc.
36:59That's right.
37:00Well, it exploded.
37:02There you go.
37:03Get your big story.
37:04And the hand?
37:06Well, that info hasn't been released.
37:10Yeah, well, I'm resourceful.
37:12Who does it belong to?
37:13No comment.
37:15Detective.
37:16I can write a story that speculates,
37:19gets the public overexcited,
37:20makes it so that you have to do with a lot more
37:22than me hanging around asking a few questions.
37:24Or, I can report the facts.
37:27You have to hold it till tomorrow so we can tell next of kin.
37:31Of course.
37:32And you'll owe me a favour.
37:33Okay.
37:35A croc escaped from somewhere in Malgoa,
37:40got into the sewer system,
37:41made its way into the city.
37:42Somewhere along the line,
37:43it bumped into some poor bastard
37:45who was subsequently consumed,
37:47along with a bunch of shit,
37:48including what appears to be a propane can,
37:50hence the explosion.
37:51Jesus.
37:52And you're going with accident?
37:54Versus?
37:55Anything nefarious?
37:57We're going with accident.
38:00The victim?
38:01Who was he?
38:02We're still waiting on an official ID,
38:05but he appears to be Cash Monroe,
38:07with a K.
38:08And that says it all.
38:09Real piece of shit.
38:10Which is why I'm telling you.
38:12So maybe his run in with the animal
38:15was more than just bad luck?
38:17You'd prefer that, wouldn't you?
38:19I'm just interested in the facts.
38:21Yeah, yeah.
38:22It's a real delight talking to you, Joyce Davis,
38:24but I think I've given you quite enough.
38:27And you owe me.
38:29Yep.
38:30I'm smacking the fucking head.
38:31Are you okay?
38:32Is there an ice pack anywhere?
38:33I'm calling the fucking cops.
38:34Okay, I completely understand that you're upset right now.
38:35Oh, you do, do you?
38:36That fucking mad prick just broke my fucking nose.
38:37I'm going to see you for everything you got.
38:38I'm going to take your fucking business.
38:39I'm going to ruin your lives.
38:40Yeah?
38:41Shut up.
38:42What?
38:43You do listen to me.
38:44All right?
38:45You're going to get us our camps by the end of the week.
38:46You know what's going to happen?
38:47Yeah.
38:48We're going to bring our friend Terry back.
38:49And next time, we're going to let him finish the job.
38:52All right?
38:53So do we have a deal?
38:54I can't.
38:55Do we have a fucking deal?
38:56Yeah.
38:57Yeah.
38:58I can't.
38:59Do we have a fucking deal?
39:00Yeah.
39:01I can't.
39:02Do we have a fucking deal?
39:03Yeah.
39:04I can't.
39:05I can't.
39:06I can't.
39:07I can't.
39:08I can't.
39:09I can't.
39:10I can't.
39:11I can't.
39:12I can't.
39:13I can't.
39:14I can't.
39:15I can't.
39:16I can't.
39:17I can't.
39:18I'll get it done.
39:20Jesus Christ.
39:28Never meet your heroes, huh?
39:30Mm-mm.
39:40Fuck.
39:44So what do you think happened to that hand I bet it's a crazy story ah some old bastard
40:11probably just got drunk and fell into a croft there maybe I'm betting it's something way more sorted
40:18yeah well either way not our problem right right so forget about it and focus on your job
40:30Nova you've got to try not to get distracted by things that you know just that you consider
40:36more interesting I don't do that do I need to mention your treasure map that was a one-time
40:43thing bloody hell you found part of a road atlas in a snake nest and spent the next bloody three
40:47months searching for diamonds I was young it was the folly of you it was last Christmas okay I'll
40:52hear you I won't get distracted good geez
41:04so that crop that exploded over at the golf course cops found a dismembered hand inside
41:10cool the detective claims the victim was in the wrong place at the wrong time
41:14but I feel like there's something else going on hold on why were you talking to a detective
41:17because there's a real story here yeah the story is a crock exploded with a hand in it that's it
41:24print the headline move on just let me chase this one down see where it goes Joyce do the job you're
41:29paid to do or go find another one yep also um just because my door's open doesn't mean you can just walk
41:40walk in oh I'm sorry
42:10okay good plan good plan
42:33the way he caved oh and that annoying laugh
42:36we should get a drink let's uh let's get a drink all all by the first round
42:43uh I need to sleep I haven't awake for I don't know a lot of hours all right well
42:52I gotta have a couple drinks just to even out the day you know
42:55oh should I ask Terry to come no right no what do you want no he wouldn't no he wouldn't
43:00I love you I love you Vicki ew I'm your sister I love you too I really do
43:30I love you
43:48body body body body body body body body
43:54Buddy! Buddy! Buddy!
43:56Buddy!
44:02Oh, fuck.
44:04Fuck, I'm so out of practice.
44:08Oh, this is good, eh?
44:12All the crew back together again.
44:16Oh, except for their fucking cunt cash.
44:20What a fucking piece of shit.
44:24You know, after all,
44:26all this time, after everything
44:28I've ever done for him.
44:30And where was he when I'm fresh out of the box?
44:34Fucking nowhere, that's where!
44:40What a cunt.
44:42Albo.
44:49There's a couple of, um,
44:51my detective.
44:53Oh, that.
44:57Moni Munro?
44:59Yeah?
45:00I'm Detective Boulder.
45:03There's no easy way to say this.
45:07We found your brother's body.
45:11He's, he's dead.
45:12He's dead.
45:15And we're gonna have to ask you to come down to the wall.
45:18At somewhere.
45:19I'm sorry.
45:20To a devil.
45:21The word for all.
45:22That is so, my fiend.
45:23What about one face?
45:24The way of my father's body is my mother.
45:26Oh.
45:27The way of my father's body is my mother.
45:28I'm sorry.
45:29He's dead.
45:30I'm sorry.
45:31He's dead.
45:32That's so, my father's body is my father.
45:33He's dead.
45:34He got a lot of devil in his eyes
45:42He got a kiss of fire and it burns you well
45:50Breaks your heart and it hurts like
45:55It hurts like hell
46:04Down on the the beach
46:22Unbeatable
46:25Flood
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