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Coronation Street S66E151 Thursday 25th December 2025
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00:00There was Christmas Day in the drunk tank
00:30And a man said to me
00:34Won't see another one
00:38And then we sang a song
00:43The rare old mountain tune
00:47I turned my face away
00:51And dreamed about you
00:55Got on the lucky one
00:59Came and looked into one
01:03I've got a feeling
01:07There's years for me
01:11So happy Christmas
01:16I love you baby
01:20I can see a better time
01:24Thank you
01:26When all our dreams go true
01:30They got cars big as bars
01:42They got rivers of gold
01:44But the wind goes right through you
01:46It's no place for the old
01:48When you first took my hand
01:50On a cold Christmas Eve
01:52You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
01:54You were handsome
01:56You were pretty queen
01:58You know she's invited Adam and Alya
02:02Don't you?
02:04I mean she could have invited one of your exes
02:05Balance it out a bit
02:06Who's she?
02:08The cat's mother?
02:10Do you like what I got Eva?
02:12It reminds me of that quote from the Bible
02:14Pearls before swine
02:16Ma
02:17What?
02:18Why is everyone so serious?
02:20Come on
02:21It's Christmas
02:22Our first guest has arrived
02:24Merry Christmas
02:25Hiya
02:26A secret Santa contribution
02:28I hope I'm not too early
02:29Oh of course not
02:30Nan's been on the eggnog since breakfast
02:32The mouth on that
02:34Let me get you on Megan
02:36Wait till you taste it
02:37Or you'll die
02:39Mwah
02:41Don't let her get to you
02:42Rise above it
02:44Oh I'm rising
02:45Practically transcendental
02:53Closed?
02:54Closed on Christmas Day?
02:57I mean it's like the ravens have left the tower
03:01They will be opening later I believe
03:04Family meal?
03:05I mean lucky for some eh?
03:07In case of I'm alright Jack if ever I've heard one
03:12Happy birthday David
03:14Yeah
03:15Ta
03:16Oh yes happy uh
03:18You know
03:21Merry Christmas
03:22You're a little late for last minute shopping aren't you?
03:24Oh no I wish
03:25No
03:26Wasn't late for work
03:27See?
03:28Yes fascinating
03:29Not surprised he
03:32He doesn't want to be at home at the moment
03:34Why?
03:35What's been happening at Lesbian Ranch?
03:46My donation for our secret Santa?
03:48Oh yeah um the table looks dead nice Eva
03:52I hope you'll be handing out sunglasses
03:55Now Ollie
03:56As wonderful as it is to see you bonding with little Frankie here
03:59Don't you think you should go check on the food?
04:02Course
04:04Everything's under control
04:05Nan
04:07He's making my favourite
04:09A bird within a bird within a bird
04:11Within a bird
04:15You seen something you don't like Maggie?
04:18Plenty
04:24Ta da!
04:26Hey
04:28Oh I hate leaving you on your own
04:30I'm gonna sit and mope and watch everything I've circled in the TV guide
04:33Hmm
04:34Well at least you know I'll come back sober
04:37Yep
04:38Kev's enough to make anyone leave that
04:40Right
04:41Come on then me and you
04:42Let's get off
04:44To see Jack and open some presents
04:46See you later
04:47Oh some presents?
04:48Your presents!
04:49Thanks
04:58It just feels weird being here
05:00Especially when I'm leaving Leanne to fend for herself at speed doll
05:03Well they invited us
05:04And Ollie's meant to be a great cook so
05:06Come on open it
05:10It's symbolic
05:12Of what?
05:13The key to your heart
05:14Listen
05:15I love you
05:16And I think we should move in together
05:20In fact
05:21We can pick up the keys for Kit's old flat at Red Bank
05:23Whenever you want
05:24Are you serious?
05:25Yeah I'm serious
05:26Ollie and Azir
05:27Will you make me the happiest man on earth?
05:29I'll move anything
05:31I'd love to
05:36Kurt what did you do? You were doing?
05:37Ah come on babe it's Christmas one or two won't hurt
05:40As long as it's only one or two
05:42It's bird within a bird within a bird sounds very
05:47Henry VIII
05:48Divorced
05:49Divorced
05:50Beheaded died
05:51Divorced
05:52Beheaded
05:53Survived
05:54I always find that last one very disappointing
05:57Hey
05:58Hey
05:59Merry Christmas
06:00Merry Christmas Daniel
06:01Hello young man
06:02Just wanted to give Megan a Christmas present
06:04Oh and is this your little guy?
06:07Couldn't you just eat him?
06:09Come here to me
06:11Oh you're gorgeous
06:12You must stay for dinner
06:15We'll set two more places
06:16We have more company
06:18Well I'm sure Daniel's got all the places to be
06:21Hey us barlows would do anything to avoid Tracy's crusty old nut roast
06:25Perfect
06:26We'll take the little lad upstairs to where the other kids are playing
06:30And would someone give Daniel here a drink from the bar?
06:33Thought we weren't doing gifts
06:34Well aren't you going to open it?
06:44A weekend away at the Dovedale Spa for two
06:48Oh wow
06:49That's supposed to be amazing
06:54Will?
07:05Sorry about him
07:07He's missing his girlfriend
07:09Chloe and Hull
07:11Bless him
07:16So Audrey's gone to Gales for Christmas has she?
07:19Did she fly?
07:20Yeah bless her
07:22Oh I so miss air travel
07:24You know the glamour of the trolley dollies
07:26In-flight entertainments
07:27And on one particularly memorable jaunt across the Grand Canyon
07:31The giddy thrills of the Mile High Club
07:34I hope you two don't want feeding
07:37David!
07:38Sorry not we're not peripatetic noshers
07:41We just dropped by to wish you felicitations of the season
07:44And a happy birthday of course
07:46Sorry David's a bit stressed
07:48His birthday present from his mum's gone missing
07:51Well I'm not bothered do I look bothered?
07:53Yes David actually you look incredibly bothered
07:56Oh the curse of the light fingered postman strikes again
07:59Abidemi is not light fingered
08:01Abidemi's quite fit actually
08:03Oh brats
08:04You know mother swore blind that she sent me Ben Shepard novelty coasters last Micklemas
08:10Did they arrive? Did they poncho?
08:13Gale sent a picture that the delivery driver took
08:16Whose doorstep does that look like to you?
08:18I mean I had to make my own out of cork flooring, pastry cutter and a couple of taker breaks
08:22It's classic Gale isn't it? She's got a postcode to house that she lived up for four million years
08:28Could that be Tim and Sally's?
08:31I don't want a stupid present anyway
08:34Oh
08:37Now that
08:39Is one hell of a moist breast
08:42Clumptious that's what it is
08:44Oh we taste buds think it's Christmas
08:46Oh hang on a minute
08:47It is! It is Christmas!
08:49And compliments to the chef
08:51Thank you Todd
08:53Cheers
08:54Well I'm the sous chef
08:58Did you get my email?
09:00Oh I'm so sorry that's so rude of me
09:03Yes thank you very much
09:05What email?
09:06Oh
09:07Summer's got him the most amazing gift she was telling us before
09:11Oh I'm jealous
09:12I am I am spitting feathers
09:14Right so you know he really fancies Andrew Scott
09:17So I have got him tickets to an Andrew Scott retrospective at a film festival
09:22Including a Q&A with the man himself
09:25Was Andrew Scott in Hettie Wainthrop?
09:27Oh lucky Hettie
09:30I don't think so
09:32Didn't know you were such a fan of his canon of work
09:35I don't think it was that canon he was interested in
09:38Ah what did the kids get you for you? Was it socks and smellies?
09:41Oh kids honestly
09:44They can be so unimaginative can't they?
09:46Do you know what Daisy got me one Christmas?
09:48What?
09:50A pencil sharpener
09:52No they've not got me now yet but I'm sure that'll be rectified soon
09:57I got to try the form
10:00Didn't I love?
10:02It's gorgeous
10:04Oh isn't it amazing we can get in the 50 piece shop these days
10:07Andrew Scott though eh?
10:09I don't think he is
10:10He thinks you fancy Terry Scott
10:12He's that hot priest in that thing where she went round being posh talking to him
10:16Oh yes no I know I know yeah yeah
10:18Speaking of vicars
10:20But he's taking his time isn't he look?
10:23It's his busiest day of the year innit?
10:24Ah all these hot priests everywhere eh?
10:28What a lucky boy you are Todd eh?
10:31This is lovely
10:33Really good
10:34You alright Lisa Lou?
10:35Um I got a text from Roy, he says he rang the hotel that car had built on and she never checked in
10:47Oh no biggie
10:49Maybe she changed her mind and went somewhere else
10:52Well obviously she went somewhere else
10:54The question is where and she's disabled the tracker on her phone so
10:58Right
11:00Well I'm nipping out for an hour
11:03What now?
11:04Well I can't divulge too much but even on Christmas Day there's stuff I need to sort for Spain
11:09Crikey you're in and out more times than I think Carla
11:12Sorry
11:14Mhmm
11:17Sorry
11:29Hey I just wanted to check you were cool with me and Ali have been here
11:33Maggie kinda press ganged us
11:34Yeah she's good at that it's fine darling
11:37You okay?
11:38My letter
11:40Which letter?
11:41The letter?
11:43I think someone's taken it out of my bag
11:45Look let me have a look in your bag maybe a fresh pair of ice
12:04I've done nothing but check it fill your boots
12:08I don't believe that it's just fallen out somewhere
12:11Well if it has someone's obviously chucked it which is a good thing
12:14No news is good news
12:16I feel sick it's not there is it?
12:18No
12:19Oh do you know what Maggie's been so off with me
12:20But then she's like that everyday isn't she?
12:22I'm sure if she'd found it you'd know by now
12:24Yeah that's true
12:25Look calm down
12:27Deep breaths
12:29Alright babe everything alright in here?
12:31Yeah fine
12:32I better erm
12:33Listen babe I've got no problem with your ex being here but holding hands
12:41I know I'm sorry
12:42What happens the next time we walk in he's unhooking your bra
12:44He was just giving me a pep talk
12:46With his fingers?
12:47Babe I was just getting wound up about Maggie he was just calming me down
12:50So come to me not Bonnie Prince Charlie
12:52I know I'm sorry
12:54Look for what it's worth I'm sorry about my ma
12:56Which bit?
12:58Oliver
12:59Come on babe strengthen the numbers
13:20You alright?
13:24Sorry to hear about your mum
13:26Is what it is
13:29Happens to us all eventually I guess
13:36You must miss her
13:38I'm being daft really but
13:40Yeah
13:42Nothing daft about it
13:44People are still around you want to make the most of him
13:48It's what we need isn't it?
13:50What?
13:53Human contact
13:56You haven't stolen Gail's presents
14:00Yeah but that looks like your doorstep
14:03Doesn't it?
14:05That's nothing like our doorstep you plump
14:07Well Mary said it was
14:09Well has Mary got a degree in step recognising?
14:12Well it might have been Brian
14:14Have you been shaming us on some sort of chat group?
14:17No they came round for Christmas drinks
14:19Ooh since when were you Pally with Brian and Mary?
14:23I'm not you've never invited us round for Christmas drinks
14:26Look I'm sure I would have noticed if one of our presents said
14:29Happy birthday David love mum
14:31Yeah
14:33Yeah I suppose
14:34Well it doesn't matter I'm not bothered anyway
14:36Didn't want to tell your face that
14:38Do you know what Tim forget it?
14:39Yeah
14:41Mmm
14:43Nice ta
14:45Very festive
14:47I made that
14:49Yeah
14:51Bit dry
14:53Well now you've had your meds and some scram
14:57You're gonna leave a nice reassuring voice note for my lady wife
14:59No I'm not
15:02I'm not doing it
15:05You know when she realises I'm missing she'll come looking for me
15:09Oh right
15:11Do you really think so?
15:13You see that's not the impression I got last night when she was
15:18Oh no I don't want to rub it in
15:21You can probably smell her perfume on me
15:23If I found the evidence that you're corrupt
15:29It's only a matter of time before there's due to
15:32Oi Miss World shut your face
15:39Just need to reply to my lease
15:53Oh she wants me
15:58Maybe I'm just better than you
16:00Oh did I mention that we slept together last night?
16:03Again
16:05My bad
16:06Naughty Becky
16:09That's what she said actually
16:20He's acting like you two were serious
16:21Oh come on it's not like I got him a present
16:25Or me
16:27Oh really?
16:32Well I feel a bit daft now
16:34Well open it then
16:40A new earbuds, thanks
16:46There you are
16:48I feel I should be banging a gong
16:49Come in now will you?
16:51Dinner is served
16:57Got a skirt on?
16:58It's a skirt
17:00Oh!
17:01Sound of music!
17:03My girl! My girl!
17:05Oh!
17:07I love that film
17:09I played Maria on the ships
17:10Oh here we go!
17:11We did the whole thing in 40 minutes
17:13I was basically editing highlights
17:15It was me spinning around on the Alp
17:17And then it cut straight to that Rolf
17:18Pulling a gun on those poor kiddies
17:20Good heavens!
17:22Oh they don't have like kiddies
17:23The wrong side of thirds
17:25Still the audience went nuts for it
17:27I've got loads of these fascinating anecdotes
17:28Are Glenda
17:29No if you ever suffer from insomnia
17:30Phone her up and ask her about a 12 minute chitty chitty bang
17:33Right here we go
17:35Oh the song
17:36It's hard to tell with your acting
17:37Oh shut up!
17:39Five words?
17:40Yes please love
17:42First word, first word
17:44You okay?
17:46They're not answering
17:47Who?
17:48I'm trying to video call the kids
17:50Oh!
17:52What are you doing?
17:54Oh!
17:56Always
17:57A little more tips than anything sir
17:59I'll um
18:04Agatha
18:06This is so much better than Tracey's not
18:08What is it exactly?
18:11It's a bird within a bird within a bird
18:14Ollie?
18:15It's a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey
18:18Do you like it?
18:19Yeah it's fantastic
18:20Isn't it?
18:21Mmm so are the roasties
18:22And this not roast is definitely not crusty
18:25My grandson is a very special cook
18:28In fact all my boys are special
18:31And they deserve to be surrounded by special things Lauren
18:38How are the kids well?
18:40Yeah fine
18:41You're not tempted to stay with them
18:44My boys deserve only the best
18:47In life
18:48In work
18:49And especially
18:50In love
18:57Is it time for secret centre yet?
18:59Food first
19:01Fun later
19:02So um
19:06Do you like being a chef?
19:08I do yeah
19:10Yeah well I'm in rubbish company
19:11I bet you're not
19:12Nah I am
19:13I could burn a salad
19:14We'll have to pouch you for speed darling
19:15You'll need a big pan
19:17That wee lad's going nowhere
19:19Wee lad? I bet you like that mate
19:21I think I'll always be his wee lad
19:23A toast
19:24To my boys
19:26Merry Christmas
19:27Merry Christmas
19:28Merry Christmas
19:29Merry Christmas
19:33Hey
19:35The Poland Express is on later
19:36I thought we could all hunker down and watch it together
19:39Don't confuse the boundaries Kev
19:42We did this for the lads
19:44Confuse the boundaries?
19:46I'm not throwing my lips on you
19:47He's won
19:48I've lost
19:49I'm over it
19:50Kev
19:51Look he might be younger than me
19:52He might be better looking than me
19:53Don't you know I can't call with this
19:55I've got a text card telling them we're coming home
19:57Alfie
19:59We need to go now kiddo
20:00Can you hurry up?
20:01Help
20:29Mobile answer call on speakerphone
20:32Caller?
20:34Caller, are you there?
20:36Hello
20:38They have a weird concept isn't it?
20:41Secrets on tap
20:43Well it's a bit weird buying vouchers for spa weekends for people you hardly even know
20:48It's a family tradition
20:49Do you know what? I actually do need socks
20:51I said that this morning didn't I?
20:52She did
20:54Your pillow talk is outrageous
20:56And the next one is for
21:01Drum roll please
21:02Oh
21:03Ben
21:08Weehey
21:12Is it a jigsaw?
21:13Oh come on what is it?
21:14wouldn't you like to know to my baby give it to me let him read and give it to me
21:24please give it to me I said let him read it you bitch let my son read the lovely
21:31gift I got him what is it well just evidence of an affair what between Eva
21:37and Adam
22:00why are you so intent on killing our relationship maybe I don't want my son to
22:06be with a two-timing tart read it out to the group ma it's a letter to the baby
22:12she aborted when she and Ben were going through a rough patch rough patch he
22:18probably gave her a few dirty looks he went back to his wife and you went
22:23running back to the groin of his lordship here sorry Adam my rock this is true
22:30your words not mine there was no affair don't think that Adam's babe I can
22:34explain well go ahead then and Adam continued to be her rock when she
22:39aborted their child
22:40oh you're not a very nice person are you do you know the worst of it it's still
22:44going on oh please no I'm not having it it's not because it wasn't in the first
22:48place babe I promise it's got enough all to do with you is this why you two were
22:52holding hands earlier what no are you happy now not by a long shot because you
22:58have broken my son's heart whether or not Eva had an abortion is frankly none of
23:02your business is it not frankly well isn't it a woman's right to choose what she
23:07chose was infidelity what kind of a mother are you Daniel what to do this to
23:11your own family and on Christmas Day you can take that smirk off your face at all
23:15me I'm not smirking nothing happened who do you think you're giving your dirty looks to
23:19you're completely misreading the situation I don't worry Betsy I'm fine I'm
23:33having a really lovely holiday
23:40no I I had to move in the end staying at a new place now it's um it's called
23:48rhubarb hill hotel yeah yeah I mean I'm in the busing suite
23:55huh
23:57well I hope you're having a good time I'm missing you
24:01James get dressed and get up Abbie's on her way back what just hurry up be quiet I'm calling her
24:18hiya love where are you wicked listen would you do me a favor we just go to the car and get me charger out of the glove box please
24:30I haven't got the keys oh but I thought you always had them oh god you lazy oh no hang on tell her lie I've got them here
24:39yeah do you mind I'm running out of juice yeah of course I can just give us a sec
24:45right well come on we need to go and get Cal's charger
24:52one more move like that and I'm phoning the police why do you hate me so much sit down this could take some time
25:09oi have you got anything to say for yourself
25:12oh I've got plenty and don't you oi me lies all lies
25:16I never had an affair with Adam the letter says different
25:19he supported me while how can you trust a single word she says
25:2314 hour baby
25:28what
25:31the baby was ours
25:38what was with that stupid hotel name
25:41well I don't know do I
25:43I didn't think on my feet you had a knife pointing at me
25:46I don't know why I said rhubarb or whatever
25:49you're giving me a headache
25:51do you talk like this with lease
25:53no wonder she's gone off you
25:55biggest regret of my life she said
25:57meeting Carla
25:58the biggest regret of my life
26:00is following you here
26:02you did not
26:04because I'd have known
26:06don't lie
26:08okay
26:11alright
26:13Costello
26:14told me the address
26:15the rest you do know
26:17what rest do I know
26:19that I broke in here
26:20that you caught me red-handed
26:22you know but if I were you
26:25I wouldn't have left a incriminating burner phone
26:29just lying around linking me to a hit on Costello
26:32you're so boring
26:34right
26:36well I can't stand around here chewing the cud all day
26:40people to see
26:41wives to bed
26:42so she's not your wife is she
26:46because you're officially dead
26:48so that makes her your widow
26:50funny you mention dead
26:52because Lisa
26:55said that sleeping with you
26:58was like going to bed
27:01with a corpse
27:03happy Christmas ducky
27:10oh
27:12oh
27:13oh
27:14now that is what I call a beautiful set of conflicts aren't they look
27:17aren't you lucky
27:18you
27:31yeah
27:32yeah
27:33it was a good service billy
27:34it was
27:35it was lovely
27:36it was at all Christmas
27:37it was
27:38it was
27:39we had carols around the crib
27:40and mince pies afterwards
27:42oh mince pies
27:43you should have gone George
27:44oh
27:45was there
27:46erm
27:47mulled wine
27:48it's a family service love
27:49not happy hour at the legs of man
27:51thank you
27:52you alright over there Theo
27:54you're looking a bit
27:55oh
27:56oh
27:57are we out staying our welcome
27:58oh no no no no
27:59oh wait
28:00tell us
28:01well no you can tell me
28:02I mean I'm
28:03I'm very hard to offend
28:05unless it's racism
28:06I do take offence at that
28:08no no honestly of course not you're fine
28:10you're a worse actor than she is
28:12laughing
28:14I think that's bullying that
28:16and going to touch on my union
28:18national union of brazen bar mates
28:20laughing
28:21speaking of which shall we erm
28:23shall we adjourn to the rovers
28:25yes
28:26oh no no no don't leave on my account
28:28although I think old
28:29Torrington's ready for a lie down
28:31aren't you?
28:32yeah you are looking a bit quiet over there mate
28:33I think he's had one of the eight
28:34laughing
28:35I'm fine
28:36that's what they all say
28:37I'll tell you what Billy he'll miss you
28:39found out today he's got a thing for old priests
28:41I have to get myself a dog collar
28:43Joe was put on to your castle
28:44laughing
28:45all right well erm
28:47yeah well
28:48yeah well
28:49nice to see you both
28:50briefly
28:51come here
28:52yeah sorry about that
28:53you get your bag and I'll get your coat
28:57oh
28:58that's me I am
28:59oh my big Christmas
29:00thanks ever so much
29:02yeah
29:03bye love bye Summer
29:05yeah
29:06yeah get that then
29:07alright
29:08bye
29:09bye
29:10you know full well when we were going through a rough patch
29:12and you know full well why we were
29:14don't put that on me
29:15so this abortion's on me is it?
29:16the only thing that I regret about that termination is not telling you
29:20but babe how could I?
29:22how could I bring the baby into that?
29:24you weren't even taking my calls you were living back with the dragon
29:26don't call her that
29:27and whenever we did talk to each other we were just taking shots
29:31and yet you still got pregnant by me
29:34allegedly
29:35don't you dare
29:37sorry
29:38I was in no fit state to bring a baby and Susie up on my own
29:44now if I'd have thought for one second that we were going to get back together I would have told you
29:48so where does Adam fit into all of this?
29:51he doesn't
29:52not really except the fact that he was a supportive friend
29:55he was meeting a client in Hull
29:57I bumped into him at the Paragon interchange
29:59he was getting the train I was getting the bus
30:01kismet
30:04just to let you know your pub is open
30:07oh
30:08oh it's my pub when it suits you
30:10well I'm sure it wouldn't hurt you to put a shift in Maggie
30:13get your hands as dirty as your tongue
30:15are you going to let her speak to me like that?
30:17very exciting to be summoned here like this
30:24it's very nice
30:25quite palatial
30:27mind you you must be earning a bob or two now aren't you?
30:31so you've actually spoken to Carla?
30:34not me
30:35Betts
30:36oh
30:37so er
30:38how is she?
30:40what does she say?
30:41erm
30:42she said she was at a hotel
30:43can't believe Betts actually spoke to her
30:45it's reassuring though
30:47is it?
30:48I want to be
30:49well
30:50doesn't it just confirm
30:52what you've been worrying about all along
30:54that she's ignoring you
30:55blatantly
30:57see
30:59I'll make a very good barrister I will
31:01because I've got a very incisive mind
31:03and also I'll look great in the wig
31:05and the
31:06oh I see
31:08my glass appears to be
31:10almost entirely empty
31:12double
31:13it's warm though isn't it in here
31:15it's probably evaporating
31:16oh
31:18hi Bonnie
31:19I'm home
31:20oh
31:21we have company
31:23Merry Christmas
31:24stranger
31:25is that the sister?
31:26hello
31:27this is Roy's friend Evelyn
31:30hi I'm Kim
31:31I er
31:32I spoke to Carla
31:33brilliant finally
31:35er
31:36how was she?
31:37it's hard to tell really
31:39erm
31:40what are you doing?
31:42I'm ringing her
31:43oh please
31:44what?
31:45like
31:47she's going to answer
31:50don't you think you should just face facts love?
31:53and what's that?
31:55you know
31:56maybe
31:57maybe
31:58maybe
31:59maybe
32:00she's just not cut out to be a lesbian
32:03no
32:04a lot of people aren't
32:06no I wasn't
32:10sorry to send you on a wild goose chase
32:12I honestly thought my charger was in the car
32:14forget my own head if it wasn't screwed on
32:16so what have you been up to then while me and Kev have been pretending to play up with families?
32:20oh
32:21just
32:22watching paint dry
32:23hmm
32:24well
32:25sounds like me and you have had very similar days
32:28shall we erm
32:30shall we make up for it now?
32:32what exactly were you thinking of?
32:34well
32:35come to the bedroom and I'll show you
32:44what's that aftershave you're wearing? it smells different
32:46must be that old shower gel I used earlier
32:49what's this?
32:52it's nice innit? erm
32:54I found it there on the side of the couch
32:56must be the previous tenants
33:00now
33:01where were we?
33:02en route to the bedroom
33:04on a one way ticket to paradise
33:06oh
33:14I often wonder if you're a statue
33:16because you've got one hell of a brass neck on you
33:19that secret Santa stunt was evil
33:22I am a grandchild down because of you
33:25are you not going to defend me here Ben?
33:27why should I?
33:29she's right it was evil
33:31I'm not bothered
33:34put that drink down ma
33:37and get her to my house now
33:39I beg your pardon?
33:40I want you gone
33:41are you going to side with that little tart over me?
33:46right first time
33:47his poor beautiful face
34:04what did you hit him?
34:06wasn't me
34:08when a man gets hit like that
34:11usually over a woman
34:13maybe someone's got the hots for Elia
34:15who doesn't have the hots for Elia?
34:19did I just say that out loud?
34:21yes George
34:23keep it down
34:24people might think we're swingers
34:25oh like these two
34:27behave yourself Mary's if we're swingers
34:28I'll know what you're doing later
34:33going to have a nice shiner thanks to you
34:34you had no right
34:36oh shut up
34:37no he's right
34:39Adam I'm sorry
34:41I shouldn't have reacted the way I did
34:43I've just spoke with the weaver
34:44and she's explained everything
34:47except my apology
34:51well this won't be a Christmas
34:52that we forget in time should
34:53time soon you've got a lot to save yourself hey sorry and i'll hear you've got to believe
35:02i don't know if it's true oh i never believed a word but you want to have a word with your
35:06mother has she calmed down she's packing her bags faster to leave what any sign of megan
35:14she's gone home she don't feel well she wanted me to tell you but whoops i forgot
35:20listen i know that you've got the hots for your teacher you little git but how about you leave
35:30her for the grown-ups hey there's a good life right thanks very much for a memorable day
35:36shall we go next door hey i always wondered why you were so weird but now that i've seen
35:45what your granny's capable of it's all slipping into place
35:48david david
36:04where have you been uh manor as well i've been helping lauren with frankie so she could work
36:13daniel's already gone he said to say terraria and that uh you need to be careful do i yes will
36:21you do you were so vile to daniel today classic i defend him why don't you you're gonna give the
36:28game away at this rate and the state of him you know he had his hands all over my woman
36:32you're drunk what's she gonna be like on your little weekend away
36:37oh do you know what i can't be doing with you when you're like this
36:44weird i'm sorry what is that it's a stimulator your own mother has got you a it's a vagus nerve
36:57stimulator david not in front of lily no no it's totally sleep shut up no that's what it is it's
37:03an actual sleep aid what granny girl's texted she said she sent us all a video oh get it up get it up
37:08get it up on sepulet go on should we not wait for anti-sarah and uncle miss well she's put it on plot
37:12chat on it she can see it on there oh i can't believe she sent a video it's me
37:16i speak to you today on what is of course our first wedding anniversary one of the longest marriages
37:26thank you david for my extra large jar of olives
37:32very funny i hope you've all been having the most wonderful day and of course david
37:43happy birthday how can it be 35 years since i first held you in my arms
37:52happy birthday i hope by now you've unwrapped your sleep aid
37:58i just wanted to say that though i may be far away you're all very much in my thoughts
38:09and david and shona you and your baby are utmost in my heart
38:20life is never easy life is never straightforward
38:27but we're a strong resilient family and we can weather any storm i love you all very much
38:41so till the next time we speak as the famous carol says
38:49the hopes and fears of all the years are met in thee tonight
39:03i wish you all a very happy christmas
39:11i just want to say thank you
39:25what for
39:27oh you fun
39:30and just being so nice and patient today
39:35that's our first christmas innit
39:38wanting to be special
39:41in that case thank you too
39:44for what
39:46for being you
39:48your authentic self
39:51can't be easy
39:54you know i'm with you
39:56various issues
39:58um
40:00unless you were being sarcastic
40:02i wasn't
40:04stand up
40:07you sure you weren't being sarcastic
40:11yeah
40:12you sure
40:18merry christmas todd
40:25isn't that um
40:53oochimaflip
40:54maggie
40:55from the pub
40:56correct
40:57well introduce me i've never met her and you know
40:59if we pal up i'm thinking free drinks
41:02hello
41:03hello
41:03oh i say what a beautiful coat i love that colour
41:08merry christmas maggie
41:10i don't know if you uh met my uh dear friend
41:14evelyn plumber
41:15merry christmas to you and may
41:182026 bring you everything you wish yourself and more
41:21are you off travelling
41:24uh
41:25are you all right maggie
41:26no
41:27any idiot can see she's not all right she's in pieces
41:30oh
41:30let's just say
41:32i've fallen out with ben
41:34oh dear
41:36who's ben
41:37my son
41:38well
41:40maybe it's just bad karma you know because you shut the pub on christmas day
41:45we were having a family meal but
41:48everything went awry
41:51well if there's anything i i could do
41:55do you know any decent hotels around here
41:58well i i could drive you over to chariot square if you like
42:04good thinking batman
42:06and could you call ahead when we're en route
42:10my phone is running out of juice
42:12just tell them
42:13one night
42:14one person with breakfast
42:16and try and get a free upgrade to a suite
42:19um
42:22i'm rather sorry we came over in the test place
42:26and relax
42:32my lady
42:39quite good sir
42:42i'm sorry
42:46isn't that my line
42:48i should have been there for you
42:50we got there eventually didn't we
42:53i'll never let you down again
42:56i'll never let you see you know
42:58i'll never let you sing a song
43:03the real love in here
43:07i turned my face away
43:11i dreamed about you
43:16got on a lucky one
43:21come and let's into one
43:25i love gaff
43:27i'm sorry
43:29so
43:33you
43:34you
43:35you
43:36and
43:37so
43:38i'm
43:39i'm
43:39you
43:40i'm
43:40you
43:40and
43:41and
43:41and
43:42and
43:46and
43:49you
43:52There it is.
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