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Here are some commercials that aired during the CBS Special Movie Presentation of Ten:
1. Renault Alliance
2. RCA Colortrac 2000 TV
3. Doritos
4. Shermack Professional Hair Spray
5. We now return to 'Ten', starring Dudley Moore & Julie Andrews
6. Rolaids
7. Certs Mints
8. Selsun Blue Shampoo
9. Daydreams Fragrance
10. We will return to Dudley Moore & Bo Derek in 'Ten'
11. M*A*S*H/Newhart/Packin' It In CBS promos
12. CBS News' Newsbreak (w/L'Eggs Sheer Pantyhose ad)
13. CBS ID (1983)
14. Videodrome TV trailer
15. Lipton Herbal Tea
16. Hot Spots Channel 2 News promo bumper
17. We now return to 'Ten', starring Dudley Moore & Bo Derek
18. Tab Cola
19. Oil of Olay
20. Volkwagen
21. HBO
22. We will return to Dudley Moore & Julie Andrews, in 'Ten'
23. Caddyshack CBS promo
24. (same as #13)
25. Red Lobster
26. The Daily News
27. Channel 2 NewsBreakers promo bumper
28. (same as #5)
29. Sylvania Superset 19'' TV
30. Honda Nighthawk 650
31. Commodore 64i
32. Miller High Life Beer
33. Tampax MaxiThins
34. St. Joseph Tablets (R.I.P. Jack Klugman)
35. Rich 'n Gentle Mascara
36. Riunite Wine
37. (same as #10)
38. Any Which Way You Can CBS promo
39. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers & The In-Laws CBS promo
40. (same as #13)
41. Eastern Airlines
42. Walt Disney World
43. Channel 2 News NewsWatch (2/5/1983, W. Tastykake ad)
44. (same as #16)
45. Taster's Choice Coffee
46. Kentucky Fried Chicken
47. RCA VideoDisc Player
48. L'Oreal Prefrence
49. (same as #17)
50. Preparation H
51. Primatene Mist
52. Static Guard
53. Aqua-Fresh Toothpaste
54. (same as #22)
55. Packin' It In CBS promo
56. (same as #13 & #41)
57. U.S. Express Mail
58. (same as #27)
59. Playtex Tampons
60. American Airlines
61. Vidal Sassoon Hair Care
62. Commodore VIC 20
63. And now, the conclusion of 'Ten'
64.
Special Thanks to my good friend Scott Allen Brown for sending this material to me!
1. Renault Alliance
2. RCA Colortrac 2000 TV
3. Doritos
4. Shermack Professional Hair Spray
5. We now return to 'Ten', starring Dudley Moore & Julie Andrews
6. Rolaids
7. Certs Mints
8. Selsun Blue Shampoo
9. Daydreams Fragrance
10. We will return to Dudley Moore & Bo Derek in 'Ten'
11. M*A*S*H/Newhart/Packin' It In CBS promos
12. CBS News' Newsbreak (w/L'Eggs Sheer Pantyhose ad)
13. CBS ID (1983)
14. Videodrome TV trailer
15. Lipton Herbal Tea
16. Hot Spots Channel 2 News promo bumper
17. We now return to 'Ten', starring Dudley Moore & Bo Derek
18. Tab Cola
19. Oil of Olay
20. Volkwagen
21. HBO
22. We will return to Dudley Moore & Julie Andrews, in 'Ten'
23. Caddyshack CBS promo
24. (same as #13)
25. Red Lobster
26. The Daily News
27. Channel 2 NewsBreakers promo bumper
28. (same as #5)
29. Sylvania Superset 19'' TV
30. Honda Nighthawk 650
31. Commodore 64i
32. Miller High Life Beer
33. Tampax MaxiThins
34. St. Joseph Tablets (R.I.P. Jack Klugman)
35. Rich 'n Gentle Mascara
36. Riunite Wine
37. (same as #10)
38. Any Which Way You Can CBS promo
39. Seven Brides for Seven Brothers & The In-Laws CBS promo
40. (same as #13)
41. Eastern Airlines
42. Walt Disney World
43. Channel 2 News NewsWatch (2/5/1983, W. Tastykake ad)
44. (same as #16)
45. Taster's Choice Coffee
46. Kentucky Fried Chicken
47. RCA VideoDisc Player
48. L'Oreal Prefrence
49. (same as #17)
50. Preparation H
51. Primatene Mist
52. Static Guard
53. Aqua-Fresh Toothpaste
54. (same as #22)
55. Packin' It In CBS promo
56. (same as #13 & #41)
57. U.S. Express Mail
58. (same as #27)
59. Playtex Tampons
60. American Airlines
61. Vidal Sassoon Hair Care
62. Commodore VIC 20
63. And now, the conclusion of 'Ten'
64.
Special Thanks to my good friend Scott Allen Brown for sending this material to me!
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00:00Last year, European experts voted this Renault Car of the Year.
00:09Now, American experts agree.
00:11They named the American-built Renault Alliance Motor Trends 1983 Car of the Year.
00:17Alliance was judged for styling and design, quality and comfort, performance and dollar value.
00:22Renault Alliance 1983 Car of the Year.
00:26European technology now built in America.
00:2911.9% financing now available on new Jeep, Renault and American Motors models.
00:36Until now, a big TV picture meant a big piece of furniture.
00:40RCA announces a breakthrough.
00:43This new Color Track 2000.
00:44See how its 25-inch picture fits in a space of a 19-inch set.
00:48With our most advanced color technology, remote control and 127 channels, including cable.
00:54Color Track 2000.
00:56Finally, a breakthrough in television.
00:58Well, open your eyes.
01:00Open your eyes.
01:02R-C-A.
01:03This isn't just a commercial.
01:08This is a plain truth.
01:10And I'm not just a spokesperson.
01:11I'm a believer.
01:12Because this isn't just a snack.
01:13It's nacho cheese Doritos.
01:15And it's not just nacho cheese.
01:16It's three kinds of cheese.
01:17And it's not just three kinds of cheese.
01:18It's corn, tomato, onions and spices.
01:21And it's not just corn, tomato, onions and spices.
01:23It's my favorite.
01:24And it's not just my favorite.
01:25It's the whole country's favorite.
01:27Because it's not just a snack.
01:28It's Doritos.
01:29And this isn't just the end of my Doritos.
01:31This is the end of my commercial.
01:32When you do this, can you do this?
01:38You can.
01:39With Jermak Professional Hairspray.
01:42Because it's professionally formulated to give you lasting hold with a light touch.
01:46For shakable hair with unshakable hold, like mine.
01:49It lets my hair look like hair.
01:51And the natural shine comes through.
01:53Try Jermak Professional Hairspray.
01:55Another trade secret for beautiful hair.
01:57And get shakable hair with unshakable hold.
02:01From Jermak Professional Hairspray.
02:07We now return to 10, starring Dudley Moore and Julie Andrews.
02:16Roger Staubach for Rolaids.
02:19How do you spell Rolaids?
02:20R-O-L-A-I-D-S.
02:22I hate to admit it, but I eat a lot of greasy foods.
02:24For acid indigestion, I spell it R-O-L-A-I-D-S.
02:27Rolaids really does spell relief.
02:29Like a sponge, Rolaids antacid medicine consumes 100% of the acid required to give millions 100% relief.
02:36How do you spell relief?
02:37I spell relief.
02:38R-O-L-A-I-D-S.
02:41All right.
02:42For millions of Americans, Rolaids spells 100% relief.
02:47Search presents The Encounter.
02:49You never know when you're going to wind up face-to-face with someone.
02:52With Search, you're always ready.
02:54Oh, I must be in the cabin next.
02:57Don't worry.
02:59Welcome to the neighborhood.
03:00Only Search has a great taste plus a glistening drop of Retson and a fresh, clean flavor to get your breath fresh enough to go face-to-face.
03:07So what are you doing for the rest of the cruise?
03:10Spending it with the girl next door.
03:13Search regular and sugar-free for breath that's face-to-face fresh.
03:16Compare dandruff shampoos.
03:18There's good, there's better, and then there's blue.
03:22Selsun Blue.
03:23The best dandruff shampoo money can buy.
03:26Clinical testing among leading brands proved it works best with more complete dandruff control.
03:32Selsun Blue is the only leading brand with the anti-dandruff ingredient doctors recommend most.
03:37Remember, there's good, there's better, and there's blue.
03:41Selsun Blue.
03:42It simply works the best.
03:47Escape into daydreams.
03:50Daydreams.
03:52The fragrance of sunlit moments.
03:55Daydreams.
03:57Laughter shared.
03:59Daydreams.
04:01And beautiful dreams waiting to come true.
04:06Daydreams.
04:07Daydreams.
04:08The romantic new fragrance.
04:11From memories that linger.
04:20We will return to Dudley Moore and Bo Derrick in 10.
04:28February looks great on CBS.
04:31Monday at a special time on MASH, BJ gets decorated.
04:34You've just been awarded the purple toe.
04:36And is Newhart trying to drum up business?
04:39Have you noticed that hookers are getting more expensive lately?
04:41What's he doing?
04:43Bouncing back.
04:44Then Richard Benjamin and Paula Prentice trade two crazy kids and a house on rip-off roll for a taste of the simple life.
04:51It's the world premiere of Packin' It In.
04:54February looks great on CBS Monday.
04:58Good evening from CBS News.
05:00This is Newsbreak.
05:01During World War II, they called him the Butcher of Lyon.
05:03And today, Klaus Barbie returned to Lyon from Bolivia to stand trial for war crimes.
05:08Barbie is charged with torturing and killing thousands of Jews and resistance fighters.
05:13Three U.S. Army advisors have been ordered to return home from El Salvador.
05:17The U.S. Embassy in San Salvador said the Green Berets, one of which was wounded, participated in helicopter operations over rebel territory.
05:24Former CIA agent Edwin Wilson was convicted today in Houston for smuggling explosives to Libya.
05:30Prosecutors have asked Wilson to be declared a dangerous special offender because he allegedly tried to hire a hitman to kill witnesses.
05:37It looks like silk, it feels like silk, sheer elegance pantyhose by legs.
05:49I'm Liz Trotter, CBS News, New York.
05:52More news later on this CBS station.
05:54This is CBS.
06:02Hypnotic.
06:05Compulsive.
06:07Dangerous.
06:09Addictive.
06:11Terrifying.
06:13Videodrome.
06:14First, it controls your mind.
06:17Then, it destroys your body.
06:21Videodrome.
06:21Deborah Harry.
06:23James Woods.
06:25Videodrome.
06:27Rated R.
06:27Now playing at selected theaters near you.
06:30Check your local newspaper for listings.
06:33After a busy day, it's time to wind down and catch your breath.
06:37Wind down with Lipton Herbal Tea.
06:40A blend of natural herbs, spices and fruit.
06:44And no caffeine.
06:46It's soothing, delicious.
06:48Wind down and relax.
06:50There's no caffeine.
06:52Lipton Herbal Tea.
06:53In gentle orange.
06:55Almond pleasure.
06:56Cinnamon apple.
06:57Enjoy one.
06:58And wine down.
06:59Mmm.
07:00Delicious.
07:02Vacation Hotspots.
07:03Monday at 11.
07:04We now return to 10, starring Dudley Moore and Bo Derrick.
07:18Tab, Tab Cola, what a beautiful.
07:20Who gets a tab?
07:21Tab, Tab Cola, we're beautiful people.
07:25Tab, Tab Cola, you're beautiful to me.
07:28Real cold to taste, just one calorie.
07:31Tab, Tab Cola, what a beautiful drink.
07:35Tab, Tab Cola, what a beautiful people.
07:38Tab, Tab Cola, you're beautiful to me.
07:42Great taste, one calorie.
07:44Tab.
07:44Not long ago, I realized I couldn't keep the young bloom of an Irish complexion forever.
07:52Or could I?
07:53That was when I discovered the secret of oil of Olay.
07:56It's similar to the fluids abundant in younger skin.
08:00So it eases dryness without being greasy.
08:02Leaves my skin feeling dewy soft and smooth.
08:06Kathleen, just looking at you makes me feel like a young lad.
08:09Discover the secret of oil of Olay.
08:12It can help you look younger, too.
08:14Did you know that there is an inexpensive, fuel-efficient car engineered in Germany
08:28that is so fast, so sure-footed, and possessing such remarkable brakes
08:33that you could very well look forward to seeing these signs.
08:37As long as you own this one, the Volkswagen Rabbit, it expects the unexpected.
08:44Now, HBO takes you to the farthest reaches of space, to Star Wars.
08:55I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a Jedi like my father.
08:58The Force will be with you.
08:59And on HBO, this is just the beginning.
09:03There's much more, from exclusive live world championship boxing
09:07to Academy Award-winning movies like Chariots of Fire.
09:10We will return to Dudley Moore and Julie Andrews in 10.
09:27Tuesday, it's the battle of the snobs versus the slobs.
09:32Tell the cook this is low-grade dog food, all right?
09:35Dog food!
09:36And they're turning this country club into a nut house.
09:39Debbie Chase, Ted Knight, Bill Murray, and Rodney Dangerfield.
09:43The last time I saw a mouth like that, I had a hook.
09:45Patty's egg.
09:48This is CBS.
09:51The salmon run has started at Red Lobster.
09:55Uh-huh.
09:56Broiled salmon from the Pacific Northwest.
09:59We start with the finest salmon.
10:01Then we go even further, basting it in butter sauce
10:04and sprinkling on our own special blend of seasonings.
10:08Yeah, you get the idea.
10:11Okay, salmon lovers.
10:13Now you're off and running.
10:15Red Lobster for the seafood lover in you.
10:19Listen, New York's most popular newspaper is getting more popular
10:24with six different cash-filled games offering total prizes worth over $250,000 each week.
10:29I won $50,000 zingo bucks.
10:31I won $10,000 this week.
10:33I won $5,000.
10:35Play $250,000 dating new zingo and three for the money.
10:39And this Sunday, there's Irma Bombeck's new column,
10:42Jerry Lewis confessing all in the magazine,
10:44Jessica Lange going for two Oscars,
10:46plus TV Week reviews The Winds of War.
10:48All in this Sunday's Daily News.
10:51If it concerns you, it concerns us.
10:56We now return to 10, starring Dudley Moore and Julie Andrews.
11:06Last year, I told you that in an independent test for Best Color Picture,
11:10the Sylvania Superset beat RCA, Zenith, and Sony.
11:13You won't beat Sony again.
11:14Hmm.
11:16Well, this year, we again asked over 1,000 people
11:19which 19-inch TV had the best overall color picture.
11:22And more of them picked the Sylvania Superset over RCA and Zenith.
11:26You didn't beat Sony again.
11:28And over Sony, too.
11:29The Sylvania Superset.
11:37Have you seen what just hit town?
11:40That's that new engine, isn't it?
11:41Look at this, shaft drive.
11:44Is it fast?
11:45How about a 12, two-quarter mile?
11:48That'll blow away most 750s.
11:51Okay, guys, whose is it?
11:52The new Nighthawk from Honda.
11:55Wish it was mine.
11:57But it isn't, is it?
11:59Is it yours?
12:01Uh-huh.
12:02Wait till Jake cares about this.
12:05IBM calls this a personal computer and says a person can afford it.
12:11Yet it's over $1,200.
12:13Apple says computing is a revolution that can't be missed.
12:17But at $1,330, you could miss it.
12:20Atari says computers are now within reach.
12:23Well, the Commodore 64 has more built-in memory than the others,
12:28and it's under $600.
12:30So, while everyone else talks about the revolution that's coming,
12:34you can experience the revolution that's here.
12:36The best beer for the best time of the day, Miller High Life.
13:06My Maxi Pads
13:11I've discovered something I like better.
13:13Maxi Thins.
13:14Thin Pads?
13:15I need protection.
13:16Me too.
13:17I tried Maxi Thins for comfort,
13:18stayed with them for protection,
13:20and they're folded in neat packages to go anywhere.
13:23Maxi Pads need bulk to protect.
13:24Maxi Thins replaces bulk with a special material that works just as well,
13:28so you get protection in a thin, comfortable pad.
13:31Hi, Mom.
13:32My Maxi Thins.
13:33Your Maxi Thin.
13:35Try them for comfort.
13:36You'll stay with them for protection.
13:37Maxi Thins.
13:40New St.
13:41St. Joseph aspirin-free tablets for adults.
13:43Maximum strength pain relief.
13:45What's so different about that?
13:47I'll tell you what.
13:48It's the first maximum strength aspirin-free pain reliever
13:52with tamper indicators outside
13:54and 40 individually safety-sealed tablets inside,
13:58sealed for you and your family's protection.
14:00So when you want maximum strength pain relief,
14:02get new St. Joseph aspirin-free tablets for adults.
14:06It's fast relief with safety first.
14:09Maybelline thinks you should be pampered all the way to your lashes.
14:16Introducing a new mascara so rich, so gentle.
14:20It's named Rich and Gentle.
14:21Rich thickness plus gentle care.
14:24How thick you choose with the exclusive Maybelline dial control.
14:27Feel free to use all you want.
14:29It washes off without irritating rubbing.
14:32The gentle formula pampers your lashes.
14:34Rich thickness plus gentle care.
14:37That's why it's named Rich and Gentle Mascara.
14:39New for Maybelline.
14:40New for Maybelline.
15:10We will return to Dudley Moore and Bo Derrick in 10.
15:21It's the movie you've been waiting for.
15:23Right turn, Clyde.
15:24Clint Eastwood and his orangutan.
15:27His what?
15:28His hairy ape, Clyde.
15:30Sometimes I think you're not too tightly wrapped.
15:32Are together again in the fist swingin'est.
15:35Spark flyin'est free-for-all ever.
15:38With the baddest bad guys, goodest good guys,
15:40even the bikers come clean.
15:42You look like a bunch of freaks!
15:44Clint Eastwood, Sandra Locke, and Clyde
15:46in the network television premiere of Any Which Way You Can.
15:49Sunday.
15:51February looks great on CBS.
15:55And Wednesday on Seven Brides for Seven Brothers,
15:57Hannah volunteers for an emergency medical rescue.
16:00But a plane crash leaves her stranded in a killer snowstorm.
16:03They can't last more than 24 hours.
16:05Not in this stuff.
16:06Then, Alan Arkin and Peter Falk are about to become in-laws.
16:12But a funny thing happened on the way to the wedding.
16:14Undurus?
16:14It's relative insanity.
16:16The in-laws.
16:17February looks great on CBS Wednesday.
16:19This is CBS.
16:24Eastern Airlines presents A Flight of Imagination
16:28to Walt Disney World Epcot Center.
16:31On an Eastern Super 7 vacation,
16:34a week here without airfare is as little as $156,
16:37including hotel, car, and more.
16:40How can we do this?
16:42Why, as the official airline of Walt Disney World,
16:44we can work a little magic of our own.
16:47Fly Eastern, America's favorite way to fly.
16:54Channel 2 News News Watch with Vic Miles.
16:58Good evening.
16:5820 people killed and as many as 140 injured
17:01when a bomb went off at PLO offices in Beirut today.
17:04Two more arrests announced by the FBI
17:06in the $11 million Sentry armored car robbery.
17:09Two other suspects are being sought.
17:11Former Nazi Klaus Barbie, called the Butcher of Lyon,
17:14is back in France tonight,
17:15facing trial for the killing of thousands of Jews
17:18and resistance fighters.
17:20Nobody bakes a cake as tasty as a tasty cake.
17:24Nobody bakes a cake as tasty as a tasty cake.
17:29Sponsored by Tasty Cake.
17:31News update at 11.
17:35Vacation Hotspots, Monday at 11.
17:44I didn't mean...
17:46I know.
17:49I know.
17:50Let's talk.
17:51I'll make us some coffee.
17:52Times like these
17:56are made for Taster's Choice.
18:00Taster's Choice.
18:01A premium blend of some of the world's best coffee beans.
18:04Freeze-dried to keep its fresh fruit flavor
18:07for your best coffee times.
18:08I do one thing.
18:12And when you concentrate on one thing.
18:15And $180.99.
18:17You can be the best.
18:18Now, dude, do you want to bid $200?
18:20Sold $200 to the lady.
18:22Just like Kentucky Fried Chicken.
18:24They concentrate on chicken.
18:26Chicken done right.
18:28Is that all you got to say?
18:29Nope.
18:30It's fresh, tender, tasty, delicious.
18:31My favorite is just Kentucky Fried Chicken.
18:33It's finger-lickin' good.
18:34Kentucky Fried Chicken.
18:36We do chicken rice.
18:40RCA Video Disc asks,
18:42which is your favorite?
18:50Chances are you could see your favorite movie,
18:53concert, and more
18:54on an RCA Video Disc player tonight.
18:56Already there are over 500 great shows available,
18:59all with an incredible picture,
19:00some in stereo,
19:01and best of all,
19:02if you buy a player now,
19:03your RCA dealer will give you
19:05two of your RCA favorites free.
19:06That's right, two free.
19:08But hurry.
19:10This is a slightly prejudiced point of view
19:13about preference by L'Oreal.
19:15I could tell when my wife started to use preference.
19:18First, I noticed the color,
19:19which is soft and radiant,
19:22not hard and brassy.
19:24Then there was the feel,
19:25soft, silky, sensuous.
19:28Now, that's probably not a word
19:30that women use to describe great condition.
19:32What would you say, ma'am?
19:34Beautiful.
19:35And you're worth it.
19:38Preference by L'Oreal.
19:42We now return to 10,
19:45starring Dudley Moore and Bo Derek.
19:47Why do you use Preparation H?
19:54My mother has used it,
19:56my sister has used it,
19:57and I've used it,
19:58and I'm quite happy with Preparation H.
20:00When I start to feel that little itch,
20:02that little ache,
20:04that's what I know,
20:05that's time to reach for the Preparation H again.
20:08Preparation H often gives temporary relief
20:10from pain and itch flare-ups,
20:12even helps shrink swelling
20:13of inflamed hemorrhoidal tissues.
20:15I've had no reason to use anything else
20:17because I was satisfied with Preparation H.
20:19Preparation H relieves pain and itch,
20:21even helps shrink swelling.
20:23Colds and flu can trigger bronchial asthma attacks.
20:26Be prepared with Primatine Mist.
20:29Primatine, the fastest type relief
20:30known for occasional attacks,
20:32restores free breathing
20:33in as fast as 15 seconds.
20:35Or to keep breathing freely for hours,
20:38Primatine Tablets.
20:39In the lungs,
20:40Primatine opens clogged breathing tubes,
20:42relaxes bronchial spasms,
20:44restores free breathing.
20:45Primatine Mist,
20:46the fastest type relief known.
20:48Primatine Tablets,
20:49contains the asthma reliever
20:50doctors recommend most.
20:54You know, it's so embarrassing.
20:56When that ugly...
20:57I could die.
20:59Stop on you.
21:01Nowhere to hide when...
21:03I'm mortified.
21:04Stop on you.
21:06Now spray away static with Static Guard.
21:08Watch that briefly,
21:09cleanly static disappear in seconds.
21:11Ooh, Static Guard keeps you looking your best.
21:14And you can use it on everything you wish.
21:16Static Guard simply safely stops static
21:19so it doesn't say...
21:20Stop on you.
21:22Static Guard.
21:24I've never seen anything like this before.
21:27It's Aquafresh.
21:28They took the label off
21:29to show you what only Aquafresh has.
21:32It's triple protection formula.
21:33All the cavity-fighting fluoride
21:36of the leading paste.
21:37All the breath freshener
21:38of the leading gel.
21:39And gentle cleaners
21:40that even remove stained film.
21:43Concentrate it in one complete toothpaste.
21:45Mm-hmm.
21:46What's that, Mom?
21:47Aquafresh.
21:48Can't you see?
21:49Triple protection Aquafresh.
21:51A complete toothpaste.
21:52We will return to
21:57Dudley Moore and Julie Andrews
21:59in 10.
22:05He's got a job
22:06with great prospects.
22:08I got fired.
22:09She's got her own career.
22:10Where are you kids?
22:11Knock it off!
22:12They're living the American dream
22:13and it doesn't quite make it.
22:15Maybe I could like
22:16Star Trek and birth control pills.
22:17But when Richard Benjamin
22:19and Paul Apprentice
22:20make a trade for the simple life,
22:21the laughs have just begun.
22:23Packing it in Monday.
22:25This is CBS.
22:26On an Eastern Airlines
22:31Super 7 vacation to Puerto Rico,
22:33you can have fun in the sun
22:35without getting burned.
22:37Eight days, seven nights
22:38from $407 to $626
22:40including airfare, hotel and more.
22:45Come and enjoy
22:46the most exciting vacation deal
22:48under the sun.
22:50Eastern Airlines
22:50and Puerto Rico, USA.
22:52It takes a great airline
22:54and a great island
22:55to deliver a great vacation.
22:59When his client told him,
23:00give me that package
23:01overnight or else,
23:02I told him
23:03use Express Mail
23:03next day service
23:04from the post office.
23:05Is it fast, he said?
23:06Overnight, I said.
23:07Reliable, he said.
23:08They deliver over 70,000 packages
23:10on time every day, I said.
23:11And a two-pound package
23:12is $935,
23:13about half what most of us charge.
23:15Yes?
23:16It's your client.
23:17He says he got it.
23:18And you're brilliant.
23:20What would you do without me?
23:23Express Mail Service.
23:25We make you look good
23:26for less.
23:28If it concerns you,
23:29it concerns us.
23:34I make difficult decisions
23:36every day,
23:36but not about tampons.
23:38I switch to Playtex.
23:39It's unbeatable protection.
23:41Only Playtex tampons
23:42have a double-layer design.
23:44Only Playtex.
23:45I change my mind a lot,
23:47but not about tampons.
23:49I switch to Playtex.
23:50They're comfortable,
23:51and I get a special
23:52plastic applicator.
23:53Only Playtex.
23:55I keep trying new routines,
23:56but not with tampons.
23:58Playtex tampons
23:59and Playtex deodorant tampons.
24:01Unbeatable protection.
24:02Only Playtex.
24:04Some airlines don't let you know
24:06where you'll be sitting
24:07until you get on the plane.
24:09Can we switch seats?
24:10May I sit with my husband?
24:11That's my seat.
24:11I want to sit further up.
24:12But on American Airlines,
24:14you can select your seat
24:17when you make your reservation.
24:19So you know where you'll be sitting
24:20even before you get to the airport.
24:22There must be some mistake, boss.
24:24Our seats aren't together.
24:25No mistake, Fletcher.
24:26You boss.
24:28We're American Airlines
24:31doing what we do best.
24:36It's really great
24:37to look your best
24:39more beautiful each day
24:41with silky, sexy, shiny hair
24:44the Vidal Sassoon way.
24:47Make Vidal Sassoon shampoo
24:49part of your daily free-step plan
24:51for beautiful hair.
24:53Cause if you don't look good,
24:54we don't look good.
24:56We take pride in you.
24:58If you don't look good,
25:00we don't look good.
25:02Vidal Sassoon.
25:06I see by your job application,
25:08you've scored six million
25:09on the video game Munch Man.
25:12Yeah.
25:12And I see you shot down
25:14two billion aliens
25:15from the planet Mongo?
25:17Yeah.
25:18You are good at computer games.
25:20So what do you know
25:21about computers?
25:23If you're going to spend your time
25:24playing video games,
25:26why not play them
25:26as something that can also
25:27teach you about computing?
25:29Get a Commodore VIC-20.
25:31It's tough to grow up
25:32in a computer age
25:33without learning about computers.
25:35And now,
25:39the conclusion of 10.
25:41there's only one way.
25:51Tomorrow night,
25:52Clint Eastwood
25:53and his orangutan
25:54are together again
25:55with fists and sparks flying.
25:57Clint Eastwood
25:58and Sandra Lockstar
25:59in Any Which Way You Can,
26:01tomorrow at 8,
26:027 Central and Mountain.
26:03It's easy to say
26:11easy as ABC
26:17I love you.
26:21I love you.
26:22I love you.
26:26I love you.
26:28I love you.
26:30I love you.
26:32I'm the cloud keeper.
26:33I love you.
26:34I love you.
26:35I love you.
26:35I love you.
26:35I love you.
26:36I love you.
26:37I love you.
26:37I love you.
26:38I love you.
26:38I love you.
26:38I love you.
26:39I love you.
26:39I love you.
26:39I love you.
26:40I love you.
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