Here are some commercials that aired during two episodes of Whose Line is It Anyway? and the beginning of Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital:
1. Duracell Batteries
2. One-A-Day CarbSmart
3. Lysol Toilet Bowl Cleaner
4. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition ABC promo
5. ABC's Summer of A Billion Laughs Sweepstakes with Pepsi
6. Honda Accord LX
7. Visit PA & Route 6
8. Commerce Bank Time & Temperature
9. Whose Line is It Anyway? ABC promo
10. Life Honey Graham Cereal
11. Ziploc Snap 'N Seal Container
12. Pizza Hut
13. Carnival Cruises
14. Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital ABC promo
15. 20/20 ABC promo
16. Hat Trick/Warner Bros. Television (2004)
17. Whose Line is It Anyway? end credits
18. Whose Line is It Anyway? opening
19. Glad Odor Shield Trash Bags
20. Two Brothers TV trailer
21. Sugar Free Life Savers
22. Charmin Ultra Toilet Paper
23. CitiBank Card
24. Sierra Mist
25. (same as #14)
26. AI: Artificial Intelligence ABC promo bumper
27. Olay Daily Facials
28. Slim Fast (Whoopi Goldburg)
29. OFF! Deep Woods Spray
30. Rembrandt Plus Toothpaste
31. Primetime Thursday ABC promo
32. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition ABC promo bumper
33. Ford Focus
34. Nissan Maxima
35. Cingular Wireless
36. Wheat Thins
37. (same as #12 & #35)
38. Sony DVD Handicam Camcorder
39. Crest Vivid White Toothpaste
40. (same as #14)
41. The Drew Carey Show ABC promo
42. 6abc Action News 11pm promo bumper
43. (same as #16 & #17)
44. Hyundai Sonata
45. KFC
46. (same as #13 & #23)
47. Oral-B Brush-Ups
48. Action: The Anti-Drug
49. Life As We Know It ABC promo
Video footage courtesy of DavisMix at archive.org
All credits of this footage goes to him!!
1. Duracell Batteries
2. One-A-Day CarbSmart
3. Lysol Toilet Bowl Cleaner
4. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition ABC promo
5. ABC's Summer of A Billion Laughs Sweepstakes with Pepsi
6. Honda Accord LX
7. Visit PA & Route 6
8. Commerce Bank Time & Temperature
9. Whose Line is It Anyway? ABC promo
10. Life Honey Graham Cereal
11. Ziploc Snap 'N Seal Container
12. Pizza Hut
13. Carnival Cruises
14. Stephen King's Kingdom Hospital ABC promo
15. 20/20 ABC promo
16. Hat Trick/Warner Bros. Television (2004)
17. Whose Line is It Anyway? end credits
18. Whose Line is It Anyway? opening
19. Glad Odor Shield Trash Bags
20. Two Brothers TV trailer
21. Sugar Free Life Savers
22. Charmin Ultra Toilet Paper
23. CitiBank Card
24. Sierra Mist
25. (same as #14)
26. AI: Artificial Intelligence ABC promo bumper
27. Olay Daily Facials
28. Slim Fast (Whoopi Goldburg)
29. OFF! Deep Woods Spray
30. Rembrandt Plus Toothpaste
31. Primetime Thursday ABC promo
32. Extreme Makeover: Home Edition ABC promo bumper
33. Ford Focus
34. Nissan Maxima
35. Cingular Wireless
36. Wheat Thins
37. (same as #12 & #35)
38. Sony DVD Handicam Camcorder
39. Crest Vivid White Toothpaste
40. (same as #14)
41. The Drew Carey Show ABC promo
42. 6abc Action News 11pm promo bumper
43. (same as #16 & #17)
44. Hyundai Sonata
45. KFC
46. (same as #13 & #23)
47. Oral-B Brush-Ups
48. Action: The Anti-Drug
49. Life As We Know It ABC promo
Video footage courtesy of DavisMix at archive.org
All credits of this footage goes to him!!
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00:00We'll be right back, don't go away!
00:07Inside that microphone is something familiar.
00:10A battery.
00:12And while you might think all batteries are the same, consider this.
00:17When Bon Jovi puts on a show, the battery that powers their microphones is always a Duracell.
00:23So whether you've got 50,000 screaming fans, or you're working a slightly smaller room,
00:30it just has to work.
00:33Duracell. Trusted everywhere.
00:37We changed to a low-carb lifestyle, and we love it.
00:40But I worried we were missing something from our diet.
00:43So we changed our multivitamin, too.
00:45Introducing One-A-Day Carb Smart, a complete multivitamin with more biotin,
00:49an important nutrient that helps your body break down the extra fats and proteins you're eating.
00:54Plus, higher levels of key nutrients you may be missing when you change to a low-carb lifestyle.
01:00It just seemed smart.
01:01One-A-Day Carb Smart, the multivitamin with more for your low-carb lifestyle.
01:07Fact. Your house is sometimes a practice field.
01:11Ew! You get it!
01:13No way, it's your ball.
01:15Don't worry, the toilet's just been cleaned with Lysol.
01:18Fact. Lysol is the best toilet bowl cleaner versus all other leading brands
01:22because its thick formula clings even below the waterline to dissolve the toughest stains.
01:26Plus, it kills 99.9% of harmful germs.
01:29Outside, you two.
01:31For my family, I trust Lysol.
01:33Life demands Lysol. That's a fact.
01:35We're going to give this family the surprise of a lifetime.
01:39Extreme Makeover Home Edition, ABC Sunday.
01:41Pepsi and ABC want you to laugh all the way to the bank.
01:45You can win a chance to play for $1 billion by watching ABC's Summer of a Billion Laughs.
01:50Watch Life with Bonnie Friday and look for this week's Pepsi's Play for a Billion Buzzwords.
01:54Then, go to abc.com to enter.
01:56Rick thinks a $239 monthly payment to buy a $19,000 car is a good deal.
02:02But even with zero interest and a $2,000 rebate,
02:05it'll take him 71 months to finally be the owner of a six-year-old used car.
02:09Shauna thinks leasing an Accord LX for $199 a month for 36 months is better
02:14because in three years, she can get another new Accord
02:16while Rick has another three years of payments to go.
02:19Smart thinking.
02:20Now you can lease an Accord LX for $199 a month for 36 months.
02:56With the incredible Allegheny River, surrounded by a magnificent forest,
03:00there's lots of outdoor recreation to enjoy.
03:02We, Philadelphia, have spent a lot of time and money going out of state
03:05to see the same sights we can see right here in Pennsylvania on Route 6
03:09in half the time and for a whole lot less money.
03:12Do yourself a favor this summer and take a road trip on Route 6.
03:16Take it from me.
03:17You'll love every minute of it.
03:19Go to visitpa.com or call 800-VISIT-PA to learn more.
03:22There's only one state of independence, Pennsylvania.
03:25Ready, set, go.
03:28Time and temperature from Commerce Bank.
03:33Drew Carey returns with more Whose Line Is It Anyway?
03:36ABC next.
03:37Are the stars out tonight?
03:47Out tonight.
03:48I don't know if it's cloudy or bright.
03:51Cloudy or bright.
03:52Cause I only have...
03:54Introducing Honey Graham Life.
03:56Oh, yeah.
03:58With the sweet taste of honey and graham.
04:00Oh, yeah.
04:01Oh, yeah.
04:02Oh, yeah.
04:02It's the newest and most surprising life yet.
04:06Life is full of surprises.
04:08What do you love about Ziploc?
04:10This container from Ziploc is really different.
04:13I can easily close the lid with one finger.
04:16I can't do that with this gladware.
04:19Now that's a tight Ziploc seal.
04:20The Ziploc container, designed with you in mind.
04:23He wants meat lovers, she wants a supreme, and you want your favorite.
04:27Pizza Hut's got the answer.
04:28The new Four for All.
04:30Four individual pizzas fill in one box from corner to corner for just $11.99.
04:35The new Four for All.
04:36Make everyone happy only at Pizza Hut.
04:58Tonight at 9, 8 Central.
05:10When I ring my bell, it will be for the hundreds.
05:13Kingdom returns with an all-new episode.
05:15Oh, my God.
05:16Look.
05:17It's the beginning of the end.
05:19A new Kingdom Hospital, ABC Tonight, 9, 8 Central.
05:22Viewer discretion advised.
05:24This is Guantanamo Bay.
05:25Some of the men in here may want to kill Americans.
05:28Others may be innocent and have no opportunity to prove it.
05:32Everyone wants to win the war on terror.
05:33But could Guantanamo be putting Americans at risk?
05:36Peter Jennings reporting.
05:37Guantanamo Friday.
05:41ABC's Summer of a Billion Laughs rolls on.
05:43More Who's Line is next.
05:44Welcome back to Who's Line is it, anyway?
05:50Tonight, we're going to have everybody read the credits for you.
05:52I want you to read the credits as a group of jocks in the locker room
05:55breaking about all the women they've been dating.
05:57Thanks for watching, everybody.
05:57See you later.
05:58Bye.
05:58We'll see you later.
06:28Good evening, everybody, and welcome to Who's Line is it, anyway?
06:32On tonight's show, up to your nose with rubber hose, Craig Crooks, sit on it, Wayne Brady,
06:38Kiss Mock Grits, Colin Mockery, and what you talking about?
06:42Ryan Starr!
06:44And my name's Drew Carey, and your host, come on now, let's have some fun.
06:51Nice to be right back about Who's Line is it, anyway?
06:53We're going to be that funk our way.
06:54Oh, look at all these flies.
06:59The trash guy is mad.
07:00This garbage stinks.
07:01You should tell your customers about Glad Odor Shield bags.
07:05Odor Shield?
07:05Sure, trash guy.
07:06Let's just put that stinky bag in this Glad Odor Shield bag.
07:10Glad neutralizes trash odors and leaves behind a fresh, clean scent.
07:14Sweet.
07:15But is it tough enough for the streets?
07:17None tougher.
07:18Really?
07:18I'm not talking trash.
07:20Guy?
07:21You.
07:22Me.
07:23Don't get mad.
07:24Get Glad Odor Shield trash bags.
07:27This summer...
07:27Don't be afraid.
07:28...a child will make a best friend.
07:30Ready or not, here I come.
07:32...a hunter will change his ways.
07:34I won't ever touch a rifle again.
07:36It's a promise.
07:36...and a family will be reunited.
07:39Two Brothers, rated PG, starts Friday.
07:41At last, that true cherry taste has no sugar carbs.
07:54Introducing sugar-free Lifesavers.
07:58Hey, little fella, gotta change your touch.
08:01What you thought was enough might be too much.
08:04See, it's more cushiony than ever before.
08:08With Charmin' Ultra, less is more.
08:10When we say less is more, less is more.
08:13It's more absorbent than the regular Ripple brand, for sure.
08:17What you used to love, now you're gonna adore.
08:20Charmin' Ultra, less is more.
08:23Cha-cha-cha, Charmin'.
08:27I used a credit card to treat myself to a little chunk of heaven, baby.
08:31That singles weekend in Tijuana.
08:33Freaky-deaky.
08:35But first, I needed to power up my babe magnet.
08:38Self-tanning cream, fresh hair plugs, and a complete wax job on the old chassis.
08:44Ouch.
08:45Slow down, ladies.
08:47There's enough Larry for everyone.
08:50Fraud early warning.
08:51When we see suspicious spending, we'll alert you and stop it.
08:54City Identity Theft Solutions.
08:55That's using your card wisely.
09:07Mario.
09:07Yeah, it's kind of like that.
09:20Sierra Mist.
09:21Taste one shockingly refreshing lemon lime.
09:25Good dog.
09:26ABC Next.
09:29When I ring my bell, it will be for the hundreds.
09:32Kingdom returns with an all-new episode.
09:34Oh, my God.
09:35Look.
09:35It's the beginning of the end.
09:38An all-new Kingdom Hospital ABC Next.
09:40Viewer discretion advised.
09:43From Steven Spielberg, the network premiere, artificial intelligence, ABC Saturday.
09:47Olay Daily Facials.
09:50Cleanses, tones, exfoliates conditions, and reveals such an improvement in your skin, you may be inspired to make other improvements.
09:58They say change is good.
09:59I say change is great.
10:01Daily Facials from Olay.
10:04Listen, we all know there's all this buzz about carbs.
10:07Carbs?
10:07More carbs.
10:08Less carbs?
10:09So, come here.
10:10Slim Fast has some really big news for you, honey.
10:13If you want to lose weight, you've got to cut calories, too.
10:16Slim Fast helps you cut both carbs and calories.
10:19With their new lower-carb plan that has amazing new products, like creamy chocolate shakes and rich caramel nut bars.
10:26If I can do it, you can do it.
10:28Slim Fast.
10:29Cut carbs, cut calories.
10:31Lose big, y'all.
10:33Big.
10:34We filled this tent with 10,000 hungry mosquitoes.
10:38Biting flies.
10:40That was me over 15 years ago, before the threat of West Nile virus.
10:45I was protected by deep woods off.
10:47Today, I still trust off, because you can't beat the deet in today's off-deep woods.
10:52It's like a shield against hungry, biting mosquitoes, including those that may carry West Nile virus.
10:58No, you just can't beat the deet in off-deep woods.
11:02S.E. Johnson, a family company.
11:04Really want white?
11:06Rembrandt Plus is the toothpaste that works below the surface of your teeth to whiten five full shades with nothing to apply or wear.
11:16All you need is a toothbrush and Rembrandt Plus.
11:19They are famous daughters of 60s rock and roll royalty, Wilson Phillips.
11:24And tonight, the full untold story, how it really was.
11:28When I saw the needles, I knew that my father was born to die.
11:31Tonight, there's secret pain and newfound harmony on primetime.
11:35We're going to give this family the surprise of a lifetime.
11:37Extreme Makeover Home Edition, ABC Sunday.
11:40A Focus and a Dell.
11:42A Focus and a Dell.
11:44Get the car and you'll go far with a Focus and a Dell.
11:48The Dell PC is free.
11:49The Dell PC is free.
11:51The printer's fat.
11:52The monitor's flat.
11:54The Dell PC is free.
11:56Get any Focus with up to $2,500 cash back or 0% financing and get a Dell computer free.
12:02But hurry, this offer ends July 4th weekend.
12:06A Focus and a Dell.
12:32The 265 horsepower Nissan Maximum.
12:41College is in our immediate future.
12:43Only not the same one.
12:44Florida, Texas, Ivy League.
12:47All three of us in college at the same time, we need a way to keep in touch.
12:51That won't cost us a lot.
12:53With Singular Family Talk, count on the largest talk for free coverage area in America.
12:58And for a limited time, it's just $9.99 a line.
13:01Plus, get a cool phone.
13:02We call it our...
13:03More Money for Books.
13:05Yeah, right.
13:06Books.
13:06Plan.
13:07$9.99 a line.
13:08Another reason Singular fits you best.
13:18Wheat Thins.
13:20So easy to get carried away with.
13:26Tastes good.
13:27Feels good.
13:29Wheat Thins.
13:29He wants meat lovers, she wants a supreme, and you want your favorite.
13:35Pizza Hut's got the answer.
13:36The new Four for All.
13:38Four individual pizzas filling one box from corner to corner for just $11.99.
13:43The new Four for All.
13:44Make everyone happy only at Pizza Hut.
13:47College is in our immediate future.
13:49Only not the same one.
13:50Florida, Texas, Ivy League.
13:52All three of us in college, at the same time, we need to wait and keep in touch.
13:57That won't cost us a lot.
13:59With Singular Family Talk, count on the largest talk for free coverage area in America.
14:04Plus, get rollover.
14:05And for a limited time, it's just $9.99 a line.
14:07We call it our More Money for Books.
14:11Yeah, right.
14:12Books.
14:12Plan.
14:13$9.99 a line.
14:14Another reason Singular fits you best.
14:17Really hard to say this, but, um, you are my shining star.
14:21With the new Sony DVD Handycam Camcorder, you don't just make movies.
14:25You make DVDs.
14:27All right.
14:28Let's pop in the DVD.
14:29Hi.
14:30What are you guys watching on?
14:32On my shining star.
14:36Honey, you are my shining star.
14:42The DVD Handycam from Sony.
14:44Like no other.
14:47Let's go!
14:47Of all the whites you can wear this year, the most important white is your smile.
14:53Introducing Crest Vivid White Toothpaste.
14:55It can give you a noticeably whiter smile in just 14 days.
14:58New Crest Vivid White Toothpaste.
15:02ABC Next.
15:03When I ring my bell, it will be for the hundreds.
15:06Kingdom Returns with an all-new episode.
15:09Oh, my God.
15:10Look.
15:10It's the beginning of the end.
15:12An all-new Kingdom Hospital ABC Next.
15:15Viewer discretion advised.
15:17Only one man can make this summer funnier than ever.
15:21Drew's brand new.
15:23Drew's back with all-new back-to-back episodes.
15:25No matter how many times I see Alien, it's still terrifying.
15:27Drew returns with all-new episodes, part of a summer of a billion laps.
15:31ABC Wednesdays.
15:33Where will St. Joe star Jameer Nelson go in the NBA draft?
15:36The answer at 11.
15:38Kingdom Hospital returns next with a new episode.
15:41Viewer discretion advised.
15:43Hey, welcome back to Who's Lives and Anywhere tonight.
15:48We're going to have Richard Simmons and Wayne Brady read the credits for us.
15:51Thanks a lot, Richard, for doing the show, man.
15:52It was really funny.
15:53We're going to have Richard Wayne read the credits.
15:54And while you read the credits, you're going to lead everybody in an aerobics class.
15:57You're going to read the rest of the guys in aerobics class.
15:58Wow, come on!
16:00Thanks for watching, everybody.
16:02Good night.
16:02Come on.
16:06Here we go.
16:08Oh, I love that Dan Patterson, don't you?
16:11Arthur Morris, let's go.
16:12Let's do some sort of puns.
16:15You can, this way.
16:17Come on, David.
16:20Stephen, look.
16:20Stephen, look.
16:22Is that Christian?
16:24Alvin Titus, here we go.
16:26Come on, Dan.
16:26Go.
16:27Oh, I love Christine.
16:30I love all the people that work on this show.
16:34Due to violent content, viewer discretion is advised.
16:40It's the most exciting news in the automotive industry.
16:45The 2004 Hyundai Sonata has received its highest accolade ever from J.D. Power & Associates.
16:51Highest-ranked entry midsize car in initial quality.
16:56We believe it's proof, yet again, of Hyundai's industry-leading quality, workmanship, and value.
17:02All backed by America's best warranty plan.
17:05Which means now, more than ever, when you drive a Hyundai, you win.
17:10New KFC Dale Jr. Collectible Buckets.
17:13Ten pieces of Junior's favorite fried chicken and four biscuits for just $9.99.
17:17Dale Jr. Buckets.
17:18They're going fast.
17:19Grab a buck and it's a place made here in Chicken Capital, USA!
17:49Once I got his credit card, I hit the ritziest shopping channel on TV.
17:59I got two black heels, gold ankle bracelets, some stirrup pants.
18:04Oh, and a set of those press-on nails with diamonds built right in.
18:07I know it's wrong, but I do not care.
18:10I feel like the prettiest girl in the whole development.
18:18Fraud early warning.
18:20When we see suspicious spending, we'll alert you and stop it.
18:22City Identity Theft Solutions.
18:24That's using your card wisely.
18:25New Oral-B Brush-Ups.
18:28Rip, slip, brush, ah.
18:32They're textured and minty.
18:34Brush, ah, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip.
18:36Now you can brush your teeth anytime, anywhere.
18:39New Oral-B Brush-Ups.
18:41Yeah.
18:42Can't beat me, man.
18:44Yo, Quint.
18:46Number two.
18:47What's up, man?
18:48Why don't you bring out that weed, man?
18:57It's gone.
18:59What?
19:01If you know your kid has been smoking pot, find a way to take action.
19:06Get tough, get creative, just get through.
19:18What?
19:19Why don't you bring out the weed, man?
19:20It's gone.
19:20See you next time.
19:23What?
19:24You
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