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00:00We'll be right back, don't go away!
00:07Inside that microphone is something familiar.
00:10A battery.
00:12And while you might think all batteries are the same, consider this.
00:17When Bon Jovi puts on a show, the battery that powers their microphones is always a Duracell.
00:23So whether you've got 50,000 screaming fans, or you're working a slightly smaller room,
00:30it just has to work.
00:33Duracell. Trusted everywhere.
00:37We changed to a low-carb lifestyle, and we love it.
00:40But I worried we were missing something from our diet.
00:43So we changed our multivitamin, too.
00:45Introducing One-A-Day Carb Smart, a complete multivitamin with more biotin,
00:49an important nutrient that helps your body break down the extra fats and proteins you're eating.
00:54Plus, higher levels of key nutrients you may be missing when you change to a low-carb lifestyle.
01:00It just seemed smart.
01:01One-A-Day Carb Smart, the multivitamin with more for your low-carb lifestyle.
01:07Fact. Your house is sometimes a practice field.
01:11Ew! You get it!
01:13No way, it's your ball.
01:15Don't worry, the toilet's just been cleaned with Lysol.
01:18Fact. Lysol is the best toilet bowl cleaner versus all other leading brands
01:22because its thick formula clings even below the waterline to dissolve the toughest stains.
01:26Plus, it kills 99.9% of harmful germs.
01:29Outside, you two.
01:31For my family, I trust Lysol.
01:33Life demands Lysol. That's a fact.
01:35We're going to give this family the surprise of a lifetime.
01:39Extreme Makeover Home Edition, ABC Sunday.
01:41Pepsi and ABC want you to laugh all the way to the bank.
01:45You can win a chance to play for $1 billion by watching ABC's Summer of a Billion Laughs.
01:50Watch Life with Bonnie Friday and look for this week's Pepsi's Play for a Billion Buzzwords.
01:54Then, go to abc.com to enter.
01:56Rick thinks a $239 monthly payment to buy a $19,000 car is a good deal.
02:02But even with zero interest and a $2,000 rebate,
02:05it'll take him 71 months to finally be the owner of a six-year-old used car.
02:09Shauna thinks leasing an Accord LX for $199 a month for 36 months is better
02:14because in three years, she can get another new Accord
02:16while Rick has another three years of payments to go.
02:19Smart thinking.
02:20Now you can lease an Accord LX for $199 a month for 36 months.
02:56With the incredible Allegheny River, surrounded by a magnificent forest,
03:00there's lots of outdoor recreation to enjoy.
03:02We, Philadelphia, have spent a lot of time and money going out of state
03:05to see the same sights we can see right here in Pennsylvania on Route 6
03:09in half the time and for a whole lot less money.
03:12Do yourself a favor this summer and take a road trip on Route 6.
03:16Take it from me.
03:17You'll love every minute of it.
03:19Go to visitpa.com or call 800-VISIT-PA to learn more.
03:22There's only one state of independence, Pennsylvania.
03:25Ready, set, go.
03:28Time and temperature from Commerce Bank.
03:33Drew Carey returns with more Whose Line Is It Anyway?
03:36ABC next.
03:37Are the stars out tonight?
03:47Out tonight.
03:48I don't know if it's cloudy or bright.
03:51Cloudy or bright.
03:52Cause I only have...
03:54Introducing Honey Graham Life.
03:56Oh, yeah.
03:58With the sweet taste of honey and graham.
04:00Oh, yeah.
04:01Oh, yeah.
04:02Oh, yeah.
04:02It's the newest and most surprising life yet.
04:06Life is full of surprises.
04:08What do you love about Ziploc?
04:10This container from Ziploc is really different.
04:13I can easily close the lid with one finger.
04:16I can't do that with this gladware.
04:19Now that's a tight Ziploc seal.
04:20The Ziploc container, designed with you in mind.
04:23He wants meat lovers, she wants a supreme, and you want your favorite.
04:27Pizza Hut's got the answer.
04:28The new Four for All.
04:30Four individual pizzas fill in one box from corner to corner for just $11.99.
04:35The new Four for All.
04:36Make everyone happy only at Pizza Hut.
04:58Tonight at 9, 8 Central.
05:10When I ring my bell, it will be for the hundreds.
05:13Kingdom returns with an all-new episode.
05:15Oh, my God.
05:16Look.
05:17It's the beginning of the end.
05:19A new Kingdom Hospital, ABC Tonight, 9, 8 Central.
05:22Viewer discretion advised.
05:24This is Guantanamo Bay.
05:25Some of the men in here may want to kill Americans.
05:28Others may be innocent and have no opportunity to prove it.
05:32Everyone wants to win the war on terror.
05:33But could Guantanamo be putting Americans at risk?
05:36Peter Jennings reporting.
05:37Guantanamo Friday.
05:41ABC's Summer of a Billion Laughs rolls on.
05:43More Who's Line is next.
05:44Welcome back to Who's Line is it, anyway?
05:50Tonight, we're going to have everybody read the credits for you.
05:52I want you to read the credits as a group of jocks in the locker room
05:55breaking about all the women they've been dating.
05:57Thanks for watching, everybody.
05:57See you later.
05:58Bye.
05:58We'll see you later.
06:28Good evening, everybody, and welcome to Who's Line is it, anyway?
06:32On tonight's show, up to your nose with rubber hose, Craig Crooks, sit on it, Wayne Brady,
06:38Kiss Mock Grits, Colin Mockery, and what you talking about?
06:42Ryan Starr!
06:44And my name's Drew Carey, and your host, come on now, let's have some fun.
06:51Nice to be right back about Who's Line is it, anyway?
06:53We're going to be that funk our way.
06:54Oh, look at all these flies.
06:59The trash guy is mad.
07:00This garbage stinks.
07:01You should tell your customers about Glad Odor Shield bags.
07:05Odor Shield?
07:05Sure, trash guy.
07:06Let's just put that stinky bag in this Glad Odor Shield bag.
07:10Glad neutralizes trash odors and leaves behind a fresh, clean scent.
07:14Sweet.
07:15But is it tough enough for the streets?
07:17None tougher.
07:18Really?
07:18I'm not talking trash.
07:20Guy?
07:21You.
07:22Me.
07:23Don't get mad.
07:24Get Glad Odor Shield trash bags.
07:27This summer...
07:27Don't be afraid.
07:28...a child will make a best friend.
07:30Ready or not, here I come.
07:32...a hunter will change his ways.
07:34I won't ever touch a rifle again.
07:36It's a promise.
07:36...and a family will be reunited.
07:39Two Brothers, rated PG, starts Friday.
07:41At last, that true cherry taste has no sugar carbs.
07:54Introducing sugar-free Lifesavers.
07:58Hey, little fella, gotta change your touch.
08:01What you thought was enough might be too much.
08:04See, it's more cushiony than ever before.
08:08With Charmin' Ultra, less is more.
08:10When we say less is more, less is more.
08:13It's more absorbent than the regular Ripple brand, for sure.
08:17What you used to love, now you're gonna adore.
08:20Charmin' Ultra, less is more.
08:23Cha-cha-cha, Charmin'.
08:27I used a credit card to treat myself to a little chunk of heaven, baby.
08:31That singles weekend in Tijuana.
08:33Freaky-deaky.
08:35But first, I needed to power up my babe magnet.
08:38Self-tanning cream, fresh hair plugs, and a complete wax job on the old chassis.
08:44Ouch.
08:45Slow down, ladies.
08:47There's enough Larry for everyone.
08:50Fraud early warning.
08:51When we see suspicious spending, we'll alert you and stop it.
08:54City Identity Theft Solutions.
08:55That's using your card wisely.
09:07Mario.
09:07Yeah, it's kind of like that.
09:20Sierra Mist.
09:21Taste one shockingly refreshing lemon lime.
09:25Good dog.
09:26ABC Next.
09:29When I ring my bell, it will be for the hundreds.
09:32Kingdom returns with an all-new episode.
09:34Oh, my God.
09:35Look.
09:35It's the beginning of the end.
09:38An all-new Kingdom Hospital ABC Next.
09:40Viewer discretion advised.
09:43From Steven Spielberg, the network premiere, artificial intelligence, ABC Saturday.
09:47Olay Daily Facials.
09:50Cleanses, tones, exfoliates conditions, and reveals such an improvement in your skin, you may be inspired to make other improvements.
09:58They say change is good.
09:59I say change is great.
10:01Daily Facials from Olay.
10:04Listen, we all know there's all this buzz about carbs.
10:07Carbs?
10:07More carbs.
10:08Less carbs?
10:09So, come here.
10:10Slim Fast has some really big news for you, honey.
10:13If you want to lose weight, you've got to cut calories, too.
10:16Slim Fast helps you cut both carbs and calories.
10:19With their new lower-carb plan that has amazing new products, like creamy chocolate shakes and rich caramel nut bars.
10:26If I can do it, you can do it.
10:28Slim Fast.
10:29Cut carbs, cut calories.
10:31Lose big, y'all.
10:33Big.
10:34We filled this tent with 10,000 hungry mosquitoes.
10:38Biting flies.
10:40That was me over 15 years ago, before the threat of West Nile virus.
10:45I was protected by deep woods off.
10:47Today, I still trust off, because you can't beat the deet in today's off-deep woods.
10:52It's like a shield against hungry, biting mosquitoes, including those that may carry West Nile virus.
10:58No, you just can't beat the deet in off-deep woods.
11:02S.E. Johnson, a family company.
11:04Really want white?
11:06Rembrandt Plus is the toothpaste that works below the surface of your teeth to whiten five full shades with nothing to apply or wear.
11:16All you need is a toothbrush and Rembrandt Plus.
11:19They are famous daughters of 60s rock and roll royalty, Wilson Phillips.
11:24And tonight, the full untold story, how it really was.
11:28When I saw the needles, I knew that my father was born to die.
11:31Tonight, there's secret pain and newfound harmony on primetime.
11:35We're going to give this family the surprise of a lifetime.
11:37Extreme Makeover Home Edition, ABC Sunday.
11:40A Focus and a Dell.
11:42A Focus and a Dell.
11:44Get the car and you'll go far with a Focus and a Dell.
11:48The Dell PC is free.
11:49The Dell PC is free.
11:51The printer's fat.
11:52The monitor's flat.
11:54The Dell PC is free.
11:56Get any Focus with up to $2,500 cash back or 0% financing and get a Dell computer free.
12:02But hurry, this offer ends July 4th weekend.
12:06A Focus and a Dell.
12:32The 265 horsepower Nissan Maximum.
12:41College is in our immediate future.
12:43Only not the same one.
12:44Florida, Texas, Ivy League.
12:47All three of us in college at the same time, we need a way to keep in touch.
12:51That won't cost us a lot.
12:53With Singular Family Talk, count on the largest talk for free coverage area in America.
12:58And for a limited time, it's just $9.99 a line.
13:01Plus, get a cool phone.
13:02We call it our...
13:03More Money for Books.
13:05Yeah, right.
13:06Books.
13:06Plan.
13:07$9.99 a line.
13:08Another reason Singular fits you best.
13:18Wheat Thins.
13:20So easy to get carried away with.
13:26Tastes good.
13:27Feels good.
13:29Wheat Thins.
13:29He wants meat lovers, she wants a supreme, and you want your favorite.
13:35Pizza Hut's got the answer.
13:36The new Four for All.
13:38Four individual pizzas filling one box from corner to corner for just $11.99.
13:43The new Four for All.
13:44Make everyone happy only at Pizza Hut.
13:47College is in our immediate future.
13:49Only not the same one.
13:50Florida, Texas, Ivy League.
13:52All three of us in college, at the same time, we need to wait and keep in touch.
13:57That won't cost us a lot.
13:59With Singular Family Talk, count on the largest talk for free coverage area in America.
14:04Plus, get rollover.
14:05And for a limited time, it's just $9.99 a line.
14:07We call it our More Money for Books.
14:11Yeah, right.
14:12Books.
14:12Plan.
14:13$9.99 a line.
14:14Another reason Singular fits you best.
14:17Really hard to say this, but, um, you are my shining star.
14:21With the new Sony DVD Handycam Camcorder, you don't just make movies.
14:25You make DVDs.
14:27All right.
14:28Let's pop in the DVD.
14:29Hi.
14:30What are you guys watching on?
14:32On my shining star.
14:36Honey, you are my shining star.
14:42The DVD Handycam from Sony.
14:44Like no other.
14:47Let's go!
14:47Of all the whites you can wear this year, the most important white is your smile.
14:53Introducing Crest Vivid White Toothpaste.
14:55It can give you a noticeably whiter smile in just 14 days.
14:58New Crest Vivid White Toothpaste.
15:02ABC Next.
15:03When I ring my bell, it will be for the hundreds.
15:06Kingdom Returns with an all-new episode.
15:09Oh, my God.
15:10Look.
15:10It's the beginning of the end.
15:12An all-new Kingdom Hospital ABC Next.
15:15Viewer discretion advised.
15:17Only one man can make this summer funnier than ever.
15:21Drew's brand new.
15:23Drew's back with all-new back-to-back episodes.
15:25No matter how many times I see Alien, it's still terrifying.
15:27Drew returns with all-new episodes, part of a summer of a billion laps.
15:31ABC Wednesdays.
15:33Where will St. Joe star Jameer Nelson go in the NBA draft?
15:36The answer at 11.
15:38Kingdom Hospital returns next with a new episode.
15:41Viewer discretion advised.
15:43Hey, welcome back to Who's Lives and Anywhere tonight.
15:48We're going to have Richard Simmons and Wayne Brady read the credits for us.
15:51Thanks a lot, Richard, for doing the show, man.
15:52It was really funny.
15:53We're going to have Richard Wayne read the credits.
15:54And while you read the credits, you're going to lead everybody in an aerobics class.
15:57You're going to read the rest of the guys in aerobics class.
15:58Wow, come on!
16:00Thanks for watching, everybody.
16:02Good night.
16:02Come on.
16:06Here we go.
16:08Oh, I love that Dan Patterson, don't you?
16:11Arthur Morris, let's go.
16:12Let's do some sort of puns.
16:15You can, this way.
16:17Come on, David.
16:20Stephen, look.
16:20Stephen, look.
16:22Is that Christian?
16:24Alvin Titus, here we go.
16:26Come on, Dan.
16:26Go.
16:27Oh, I love Christine.
16:30I love all the people that work on this show.
16:34Due to violent content, viewer discretion is advised.
16:40It's the most exciting news in the automotive industry.
16:45The 2004 Hyundai Sonata has received its highest accolade ever from J.D. Power & Associates.
16:51Highest-ranked entry midsize car in initial quality.
16:56We believe it's proof, yet again, of Hyundai's industry-leading quality, workmanship, and value.
17:02All backed by America's best warranty plan.
17:05Which means now, more than ever, when you drive a Hyundai, you win.
17:10New KFC Dale Jr. Collectible Buckets.
17:13Ten pieces of Junior's favorite fried chicken and four biscuits for just $9.99.
17:17Dale Jr. Buckets.
17:18They're going fast.
17:19Grab a buck and it's a place made here in Chicken Capital, USA!
17:49Once I got his credit card, I hit the ritziest shopping channel on TV.
17:59I got two black heels, gold ankle bracelets, some stirrup pants.
18:04Oh, and a set of those press-on nails with diamonds built right in.
18:07I know it's wrong, but I do not care.
18:10I feel like the prettiest girl in the whole development.
18:18Fraud early warning.
18:20When we see suspicious spending, we'll alert you and stop it.
18:22City Identity Theft Solutions.
18:24That's using your card wisely.
18:25New Oral-B Brush-Ups.
18:28Rip, slip, brush, ah.
18:32They're textured and minty.
18:34Brush, ah, rip, rip, rip, rip, rip.
18:36Now you can brush your teeth anytime, anywhere.
18:39New Oral-B Brush-Ups.
18:41Yeah.
18:42Can't beat me, man.
18:44Yo, Quint.
18:46Number two.
18:47What's up, man?
18:48Why don't you bring out that weed, man?
18:57It's gone.
18:59What?
19:01If you know your kid has been smoking pot, find a way to take action.
19:06Get tough, get creative, just get through.
19:18What?
19:19Why don't you bring out the weed, man?
19:20It's gone.
19:20See you next time.
19:23What?
19:24You
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