(December 5, 1988) WPIX-TV Channel 11 New York Commercials

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Here are some commercials that aired during an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation-

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00:00Curiosity.

00:02Challenge yourself any way you'd like.

00:05But there is one challenge you should take before you go.

00:09The Diet Pepsi Challenge.

00:11Not only will you see why more people prefer the taste of Diet Pepsi to Diet Coke,

00:16you'll also see how you could win a free trip to Club Med from Diet Pepsi.

00:22And challenge yourself any way you'd like.

00:26Enter in your Challenge Luther Diet Pepsi display.

00:30Combo's presents a heavy endorsement

00:35from someone who never forgets what real peanut butter tastes like in a snack.

00:45Combo's.

00:47Baked cracker outside.

00:50Made with real peanut butter inside.

00:54Combo's.

00:58Introducing Wendy's delicious new chicken parmesan sandwich.

01:02A whole chicken breast filet, real mozzarella and rich tomato sauce.

01:05Try the real Italian taste of the new chicken parmesan sandwich

01:08for a limited time only at Wendy's.

01:10The best burgers in the business and a whole lot more.

01:13Tom Seaver joins Phil Rizzuto as Yankee baseball returns to Channel 11.

01:22It's the Yankees versus the White Sox.

01:24Monday night at 8 on Channel 11.

01:27Coming up next on Channel 11.

01:41Star Trek, the next generation.

01:43At burger places, 69 cents won't get you very far.

01:51At sub shops, it'll get you even less.

01:5569 cents at pizza parlors?

01:57You ain't going nowhere.

01:58But at Taco Bell, 69 cents gets you anything on our value menu.

02:02Seven favorites like tacos, nachos and more.

02:0569 cents.

02:06It'll take you farther than you think.

02:08Taco Bell at the rail to make a ride for the border.

02:13Come, experience a place that is like no other.

02:17Busch Gardens at Tampa Bay, Florida.

02:20Feel your heart beat.

02:22Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

02:24Beep strong, strong, strong, strong.

02:26Feel your heart beat strong.

02:28Feel the rhythm.

02:29Beep, beep.

02:30Feel the light.

02:31Beep, beep, beep.

02:32Feel the freedom beat inside you forever.

02:35Beep, beep, beep, beep inside you forever.

02:38Beep, beep, beep.

02:39Busch Gardens at Tampa Bay.

02:41No place else.

02:42No place else.

02:45The versatile Chevy S10 Blazer.

02:48The perfect vehicle for people who like to do everything.

02:59With a new available 4.3-liter Vortec engine,

03:02the Chevy S10 Blazer gives you the most V6 power in its class

03:05and the most fun in any class.

03:07Through the heartbeat of America.

03:10At today's Chevrolet.

03:14Here's one for the books.

03:16A woman calls up and says her car is stolen right out of her driveway.

03:19Brand new Honda Prelude.

03:21Basic car theft, right?

03:23Only here's the twist.

03:25Seems the thief pulled up in his old Prelude, switched it for the brand new one and drives off.

03:30Now the lady's got the old one.

03:31Now the lady's got the old one, the thief's got the brand new one.

03:33And we're looking for a guy who likes Hondas.

03:36You can't make this stuff up.

03:38Honda, the car that sells itself at your New York, New Jersey, Connecticut Tri-Honda dealer.

03:43The following program is brought to you in full stereo sound.

03:47Captain's log, stardate 42286.3.

03:53We have arrived on station at coordinates 3629 by 584.

03:59Three days early for our rendezvous with the USS Victory.

04:03What American institution has entrance requirements so high they'll only accept straight A's?

04:14McDonald's breakfast sandwiches taste fresh because they're made with fresh cracked grade A eggs.

04:22You're looking at the reason McDonald's coffee tastes so fresh.

04:28It never gets a chance to sit around.

04:32McDonald's coffee tastes fresh because our coffee's always pouring.

04:39When children open a fresh box of Crayola crayons, they open up their imagination.

04:47Crayola crayons.

04:49All the colors of imagination.

04:53College is a tough climb. Joining the Army could make it easier.

04:57You can earn money for your education with the GI Bill and the Army College Fund.

05:01And you'll develop the confidence and determination that can get you to the top in college and beyond.

05:06You're looking at a broken peanut.

05:11All I ever wanted was to get into a Fifth Avenue candy ball so I can be irresistible.

05:16But they don't want peanuts. They want peanut butter.

05:19Crunchy layer after layer of peanut butter smothered in Hershey's pure milk chocolate.

05:25It'll be a grind. But I'm gonna do it. After all, it's Hershey. It's Fifth Avenue. It's everything it's crept up to be.

05:34And if they won't have me, I'm gonna throw myself to the elephants.

05:37I noticed we're seeing a lot more of you guys since we moved to the beach.

05:42We have a lot of friends near the beach. You just happen to be on the beach.

05:46I love this wine. What is it?

05:49White Grenache. It's new.

05:51They got a great write-up in the paper.

05:53I read that. Is this the wine?

05:54Yeah. So it's impossible to get now, right?

05:57Not if you know the right people.

05:59Ernest and Julio Gallo introduce a remarkable new wine.

06:03White Grenache.

06:05It will change the way you think about Gallo.

06:10Computer, select at random a mystery by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

06:15I remember those parties at Ballatore. The house glowing with candlelight. The music. The laughter.

06:34There was always the best food. The greatest bands. And everywhere you looked, there seemed to be the glitter of jewels.

06:41The sparkle of crystal. And champagne.

06:45Oh, that champagne.

06:48Ballatore champagne.

06:52There's something about women that men can't stand.

06:56They can be so silly.

06:58Never, never, never, never, never.

07:00So crazy.

07:02You were beastly to me.

07:04But oh, so lovable.

07:06Take me. Now.

07:08The battle of the sexes rages on with Sam and Diane.

07:12Are you crazy?

07:14Cheers.

07:15Weeknights at 7 and 11 on Channel 11.

07:23Now for just 79 cents at Burger King.

07:26You can get our regular cheeseburger.

07:31With juicy tomato.

07:37And fresh lettuce.

07:43Presenting the Burger King Cheeseburger Deluxe.

07:46It's regular, but it's deluxe.

07:48And it's 79 cents.

07:50For limited time at Burger King.

07:52Even the best mechanics at dealerships and gas stations know if they attempt a complicated transmission job,

07:59they'll be in over their heads.

08:01So they send it to a transmission specialist.

08:03Someone at the height of the profession.

08:05With top levels of grease.

08:07They send their transmission jobs to Lee Miles Transmissions.

08:11And if top mechanics send their transmission problems to someone higher up,

08:16shouldn't you?

08:17See the yellow pages for Lee Miles.

08:19Foreign or domestic.

08:20Nobody knows transmissions better.

08:23TWA kept something in mind when we made our business class seat one of the widest in the sky.

08:29People sometimes cross their legs.

08:33Today's TWA.

08:35Find out how good we really are.

08:37There.

08:38Come Watson.

08:39There.

08:40Come Watson.

08:41Rebbing the W-3.

08:42After all those meetings in Minneapolis and conventions in Kansas City,

08:44we think you could use a little change of pace.

08:46After all those meetings in Minneapolis and conventions in Kansas City,

08:47we think you could use a little change of pace.

08:48And after 40,000 miles in TWA's frequent flyer program,

08:49that's just what you get.

08:50Today's TWA.

08:51Find out how good we really are.

08:52There.

08:54Come Watson.

08:55There. Come, Watson.

09:08Keep that shower fresh feeling with new band spray.

09:19Band spray. Keep that shower fresh feeling all day.

09:23What can you give me for this miserable cold?

09:26A decongestant for your stuffy nose, plus an antihistamine for sneezing,

09:30plus a pain reliever for aching, plus medicine to calm your cough,

09:34or just two Comtrex.

09:36Comtrex. All alone, it does it all.

09:40You know, everyone tells me what a beautiful car my Toyota Corolla is.

09:45True.

09:46But I tell them I got my 89 Corolla because I'm completely logical.

09:49I look for reliability and quality in a car.

09:53But between you and me, I fell in love with my Corolla

09:56the first time I laid eyes on it.

09:58My Toyota.

10:01I love it.

10:03Toyota.

10:05Who could ask for anything more?

10:07Everyone may have their own individual taste,

10:19but Surt's is the taste everyone can agree on

10:21because fresh breath speaks for itself.

10:24Surt's and sugar-free Surt's with Retson.

10:39You can run, but you can't hide.

10:41You zap one pimple, another one appears.

10:43You need to zap, zap, double zap your zits

10:46with new double clear pads from Clearasil.

10:49It's double thick to hold double the medicine.

10:52Treat pimples you have, zap.

10:54Fight ones you don't.

10:55Zap, double zap.

10:56Double-sided, rough, smooth.

10:59Zap, zap, double zap.

11:00Nothing works like this to fight pimples and oil.

11:03New double clear pads from Clearasil.

11:06Double zap, yours is it.

11:08Zap, zap.

11:12Hear that?

11:14What do those footballs tell you, Watson?

11:16That we're on the right track.

11:17He said he'd give me Paris wrapped up in ribbons.

11:35But he was young and poor.

11:38So we settled for a small cafe and coffee.

11:42Coffee so rich, I thought I'd never taste its like again.

11:46Discover the pleasure of rich French roast.

11:49New from Maxwell House.

11:51Rich French roast coffee.

11:53We can't give you France, but we'll give you the flavor.

11:58Sunripe and raisins.

11:59Nestle milk and chocolate.

12:01Mmm, that's as good as it gets.

12:04I wanna catch some raisin.

12:06Catch some raisin eggs.

12:08Catch some raisin eggs.

12:10Oh, yeah.

12:13One solution to the Cold War.

12:16That has been consistently recommended by pharmacists.

12:22Rick Sorrell for 12 hours of cold relief.

12:25The pharmacist's fate.

12:27How does Pathmark give you more value?

12:29By cutting prices in half.

12:32It's Pathmark's half price sale.

12:34Starting Sunday, get a one-pound package of armored bacon, $1.39.

12:38That's half price.

12:39A half gallon of Louis Sherry ice cream, $1.49.

12:42Half price.

12:43And a half gallon of Fab liquid detergent, $2.44.

12:47Half price again.

12:49Plus, save $4 on each ticket to the greatest show on Earth.

12:52That's Pathmark, 24 hours a day.

12:55Astronomers tell us there won't be a total eclipse in America until the year 2017.

13:08They are very much mistaken.

13:11This is the year of the eclipse.

13:13Introducing the eclipse by Mitsubishi.

13:19Try not to stare.

13:30Computer?

13:31Computer?

14:01The new 16-valve Suzuki Swift GTI.

14:05It may not flaunt it, but it's got it.

14:13When Reggie and I agreed to meet for breakfast,

14:16I didn't think I needed to say where.

14:18It could only be one place.

14:21Where else can you get this delicious bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit?

14:24Hmm, so much for him.

14:29I blew it.

14:29I knew Kim wanted to meet at McDonald's for breakfast.

14:32You can't get this tasty egg McMuffin anywhere else.

14:35I just never asked her at which McDonald's.

14:37And I hate eating alone.

14:39Luckily, I ran into a few of my friends.

14:41You're looking good, Reggie.

14:42So who's Kim?

14:46Six days a week, the New York Post gives you the real scoop on the city.

14:51Incisive local news coverage.

14:53The best sports pages in the country.

14:55And page six, the creme de la creme of who's who and what's what.

15:00In fact, there's only one little thing that's been missing from the Post.

15:04Until now.

15:06A Sunday edition.

15:07The Sunday New York Post.

15:11We'll make your Sunday.

15:13Use your mind to improve your body.

15:18Body as in New Agree body.

15:21New as in never before.

15:24New Agree conditioner with keratin.

15:26The natural protein bodybuilder.

15:28Agree.

15:29New Agree gives hair a smart body.

15:32Clean as in no buildup.

15:34Full as in beautiful.

15:35Use your mind to improve your body.

15:39New Agree.

15:40Obviously, he's trying to alter the programming here.

15:52Got your cotton.

16:07Your poly's got your permanent press.

16:09Got the right beer now to get us through this mess.

16:13Having some fun while it's going around.

16:16The silver bullet won't slow you down.

16:18So come on into Coors Light.

16:21It's the right beer now.

16:23But you're having fun.

16:24The last thing you want to do is slow it down.

16:26So come on into Coors Light.

16:28The great light beer for a good long time.

16:31It's the right beer now.

16:33My dandruff shampoo is good.

16:37Better try something else.

16:39Mine really works.

16:41You'd better try something else.

16:42Like Selsen Blue.

16:44Doctors recommend it more than all of the leading brands.

16:47None get rid of dandruff better than Selsen Blue.

16:49There's only one way to make real Toll House cookies.

17:02I love the yellow bag.

17:06We got painted by a humanoid race, which...

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