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00:03:37Yeah!
00:03:38Recess.
00:03:39Weekday mornings at 7, only on UPN 9 Kids.
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00:04:30It doesn't involve anything illegal, does it?
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00:04:33Take her away, she's a mad woman.
00:04:36Is she dating anybody?
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00:08:16The Hollywood Christmas Parade.
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00:12:42I have a plan.
00:12:43Recess is number one.
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00:12:48You're busted!
00:12:49Aw!
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00:12:52It's showtime.
00:12:52For the time that rocks.
00:12:54Yeah!
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00:13:00What will make your afternoons totally awesome?
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00:13:05I'm very, very excited.
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00:13:07At 4, she has all the right moves.
00:13:10I got it.
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00:13:11It's Moesha.
00:13:13And at 4.30, these twins are always ready for action.
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00:13:17Tia and Tamara are sister-sister.
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00:14:30Power Rangers!
00:14:31Who has the coach's destiny with Power Rangers Time Force?
00:14:35Power Rangers is on UPN 9.
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00:19:32Can we please go to McDonald's now?
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00:21:09Will she be going to public school?
00:21:11This school is dope.
00:21:12Or private school?
00:21:13Like little orphan Annie.
00:21:15One-on-one.
00:21:16Monday after the evening is on.
00:21:18When it comes to having fun...
00:21:22I have a plan.
00:21:24Recess is number one.
00:21:25Come on, everybody!
00:21:27You're busted!
00:21:30Aww!
00:21:30So set your clocks...
00:21:32It's showtime.
00:21:33...for the time that rocks.
00:21:34Yeah!
00:21:35Recess!
00:21:36Weekday mornings at 7,
00:21:37only on UPN 9 Kids.
00:21:40What will make your afternoons totally awesome?
00:21:42An hour with Moesha and Sister Sister.
00:21:45I'm very, very excited.
00:21:46We're all righty then.
00:21:48At 4, she has all the right moves.
00:21:50I got it!
00:21:51I got it!
00:21:52It's Moesha!
00:21:53And at 4.30,
00:21:54these twins are always ready for action.
00:21:56Stand back there!
00:21:57This kiddo!
00:21:57Tia and Tamara are sister-sister.
00:22:00Join Moesha and Sister Sister for...
00:22:02Lots of love, lots of laughs, lots of love.
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00:22:06Today, starting at 4, only on UPN 9.
00:22:12You can store all this at public storage
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00:22:40Hey there!
00:22:41I'm Arthur!
00:22:43It wasn't long ago I first learned
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00:22:46to be in safety seats.
00:22:48But just using these seats is not enough.
00:22:50You've got to be sure they're in right.
00:22:528 out of 10 kids in safety seats
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00:23:02Mom had mine checked.
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00:25:22All kids can choose
00:25:23not to start using drugs.
00:25:25But some can't choose to stop.
00:25:27Drugs change what's in your head.
00:25:30They take over your mind.
00:25:32Make you do things that make no sense.
00:25:34When it comes to drugs,
00:25:35you've got to use your brain.
00:25:38Or drugs will use it for you.
00:25:40Addiction is a brain disease.
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00:25:46or call 1-800-729-6686.
00:25:52The Hollywood Christmas Parade.
00:25:55The 70-year tradition of stars and spirit
00:25:57kicking off the holidays Hollywood style.
00:26:01I'm Peter Fonda.
00:26:02Please celebrate with us
00:26:03and watch your favorite stars
00:26:05at the 70th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade.
00:26:08Saturday at 8, only on UPN9.
00:26:12With my family, things have to move.
00:26:15So, I get on with it.
00:26:17With Verizon Online DSL,
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00:26:21Tour hotels before I book vacations.
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00:27:13It's just the same old thing.
00:27:15I...
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00:27:45School bus safety starts
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00:27:48So be cool.
00:27:49Follow the rules.
00:27:54Edmund.
00:27:56If you laugh,
00:27:56you've got nothing to lose,
00:27:58cause I've been over.
00:27:59Allry necessary.
00:28:11Oh.
00:28:14Ohい.
00:28:15Oh, Táf.
00:28:16It's all there.
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00:28:56Finally, it's painting made easy.
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00:29:00Forget all those messy paint sets.
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00:30:36When these two men rob this house,
00:30:39Bingo!
00:30:40Yes!
00:30:40They got something extra.
00:30:42It's a serious business you've got to send through here!
00:30:44But don't worry.
00:30:45It's an honor.
00:30:46Great, I'm gonna hurt that kid.
00:30:47He's got everything under his control.
00:30:50Hi, Harry!
00:30:51This is not good at all.
00:30:52These guys are going to give up crime.
00:30:54I thought I told you to stay put.
00:30:56You almost killed us!
00:30:58Like it or not,
00:30:59Oh, boy!
00:31:00This is gonna be great!
00:31:01Me and the kid.
00:31:03Next week on UPN.
00:31:04Check your local listings.
00:31:07When it comes to having fun...
00:31:09I have a plan.
00:31:11Recess is number one.
00:31:12Come on, everybody!
00:31:14Yay!
00:31:15You're busted!
00:31:17Aw!
00:31:17So, set your clocks...
00:31:19It's showtime.
00:31:20...for the time that rocks.
00:31:21Yeah!
00:31:22Recess.
00:31:23Weekday mornings at 7, only on UPN 9 Kids.
00:31:26What will make your afternoons totally awesome?
00:31:29An hour with Moesha and Sister Sister.
00:31:32I'm very, very excited.
00:31:33We're all righty then.
00:31:35At 4, she has all the right moves.
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00:31:39It's Moesha!
00:31:40And at 4.30, these twins are always ready for action.
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00:31:45Tia and Tamara are sister-sister.
00:31:47Join Moesha and Sister Sister for...
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00:32:27This cat can outdo the mailman, dogs, the pizza delivery boy, joggers, his owner, and even his best friend.
00:32:35How does he do it?
00:32:36Is it lasagna?
00:32:37A strenuous fitness program?
00:32:38No!
00:32:39The secret to this cat's amazing brain power is sleep.
00:32:43Garfield knows that to do your best, you'll need to get a good night's sleep.
00:32:46Sleep recharges your body and keeps your brain working in dip-top shape.
00:32:50Get at least nine hours of sleep each night and you, too, can be at the top of your game.
00:32:54Brought to you by the National Heart, Lung, and Blood Institute.
00:32:57Power Rangers!
00:32:58Who has the close to destiny?
00:33:00With Power Rangers Time Force.
00:33:02Power Rangers is on UPN 9.
00:33:04Weekdays at 3.
00:33:05Pangee and Pangee are just like the dead.
00:33:26But they've got their own thing to say, and together with their friends.
00:33:34Ooh, the Rainbow Panthers, they've said it better every day.
00:33:39Sons of the Panther, Sons of the Panther, all right.
00:33:45Sons of the Panther, the Sons of the Panther, all right.
00:34:55Transformers is on UPn9.
00:34:58Weekdays at 2.30.
00:35:02Good afternoon and welcome to the UPn9 Saturday movie.
00:35:05Follow the mystical adventure of a young girl in the Disney classic, Alice in Wonderland.
00:35:10Next.
00:35:11Who are you?
00:35:18My name is Alice and I'm following White Rabbit.
00:35:21Alice in Wonderland.
00:35:22A cast of wild characters.
00:35:26You must have a cup of tea.
00:35:28Tea?
00:35:28Tea?
00:35:29Oh, I never thought of tea, of course.
00:35:31In an outrageous adventure.
00:35:33Yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai.
00:35:36Can you stand on your head?
00:35:38Don't let me silly.
00:35:39Oh.
00:35:40See how the trouble you've started?
00:35:41Oh, no.
00:35:43Most everyone's mad here.
00:35:45One of the most enchanting tales ever told.
00:35:47She doesn't know what an Aunt Birthday is.
00:35:49We'll have to look into this.
00:35:51Aha.
00:35:52Be careful.
00:35:53Let me have it.
00:35:55Oh, what's our head?
00:35:57It's magical.
00:35:59Oh, that was lovely.
00:36:01Musical.
00:36:02I mean, I mean, for a very important dream.
00:36:05Wonderful.
00:36:08Alice in Wonderland.
00:36:13But first, here's a classic Disney cartoon starring Mickey Mouse in a dream wonderland of his own.
00:36:20Through the Mirror.
00:36:27Alice in Wonderland is brought to you by Hasbro's Monsters, Inc. toys.
00:36:43Now you can have fun playing your favorite part of Monsters, Inc. over and over again.
00:36:49My favorite part of Monsters, Inc. is all the different monsters.
00:36:53You can't play your favorite monster scene without your favorite Monsters, Inc. toy.
00:37:14Monsters, Inc. Top Scare Assistance Set and Top Scare figures, each sold separately.
00:37:19The little mom's walk and talk stroller.
00:37:21Buckle any doll in and she becomes a talking doll.
00:37:23Mommy, let's go for a walk.
00:37:24Now you can take any doll on imaginary walks to the grocery store, park, or zoo.
00:37:28Animal.
00:37:29Now any doll can sound like she's talking.
00:37:30The little mom's walk and talk stroller.
00:37:32Dolls sold separately.
00:37:33Some assembly required.
00:37:34Hot Wheels.
00:37:35Car Factory.
00:37:36Now you can build your own Hot Wheels cars.
00:37:38Pick your style.
00:37:39Pick your color.
00:37:40Pump it in the Car Factory tower.
00:37:42Make your own Hot Wheels.
00:37:43Your super power.
00:37:44Your custom car body snaps into place.
00:37:46I made a real Hot Wheels car.
00:37:48Choose some awesome decals.
00:37:49I want flames.
00:37:50That's cool.
00:37:51Check out these stripes.
00:37:52Now your customized cars are ready to race.
00:37:55Hot Wheels Car Factory.
00:37:57Yeah.
00:37:58Hot Wheels leading the way.
00:38:00Hot Wheels Car Factory.
00:38:01Track and refill itself separately in the activity aisle.
00:38:03Available at Toys R Us.
00:38:04Starlight Fairy Barbie.
00:38:07Spinning round and round.
00:38:09Starlight Fairy Barbie.
00:38:11Lighting up the town.
00:38:13Spin your gown around.
00:38:14Love that look.
00:38:16Starlight Fairy Barbie.
00:38:19Wearing something new.
00:38:21Starlight Fairy Barbie.
00:38:22Where ever you are, you're the star.
00:38:25Barbie doll comes with light-up spinning stars and different fashion looks.
00:38:28Batteries not included.
00:38:29Now you can click on Barbie.com and help Starlight Fairy catch fireflies.
00:38:33Ask your parents first.
00:38:34What a movie star.
00:38:36What a movie star.
00:38:41Her dad.
00:38:44Chuck E. Cheese's.
00:38:46The real cool place to be a kid.
00:38:48Nice thinking.
00:38:49From her first movie, Barbie and the Nutcracker, it's Sugar Plum Princess Barbie.
00:38:53Lovely golden crown.
00:38:55Hair tumbling down.
00:38:56And a sparkling gown.
00:38:58She's Sugar Plum Princess Barbie.
00:39:01And with fairy friends, magic dancing begins.
00:39:05Now rescue the Nutcracker.
00:39:06It's the Prince.
00:39:08Together they dance in the land of sweets.
00:39:12Sugar Plum Princess Barbie.
00:39:15Sugar Plum Princess Barbie doll twirls on her dance stand.
00:39:17World of Nutcracker dolls and horse with carriage, each sold separately.
00:39:19Now back to the fun with Alice in Wonderland.
00:39:49He's good, but I think he's missing something.
00:40:08What?
00:40:16A friend.
00:40:17McDonald's wishes you a holiday season spent with the people who make you smile.
00:40:26Today you will create your own music with these.
00:40:30Markers!
00:40:30Observe!
00:40:33It's jam and drop!
00:40:35Move your markers.
00:40:37Make your pictures sing.
00:40:38Stop.
00:40:39Change music styles.
00:40:41Change instruments.
00:40:42Cool rock jar!
00:40:44I'm a Christmas artist.
00:40:46Draw faster, play faster.
00:40:49Draw your own songs with jam and draw.
00:40:52Jam and draw comes with everything here.
00:40:54Batteries not included.
00:40:56Have you heard about Betty?
00:40:57Betty Spaghetti!
00:40:58Meet Betty Spaghetti.
00:40:59She's the one-of-a-kind mix-and-match fashion doll that has everybody talking.
00:41:04Have you seen her style?
00:41:05Have you met her friends?
00:41:06Have you heard about Betty?
00:41:07Betty Spaghetti.
00:41:08From Ohio Art.
00:41:09Sets sold separately.
00:41:09Dolls don't move on their own.
00:41:10Are you ready for some extreme action?
00:41:14You can join Otto, Reggie, and the rest of their friends as they rip it up in an all-new rocket-powered video game.
00:41:20Awesome!
00:41:21Available on Game Boy Advance, PC, and the PlayStation Game Console.
00:41:24Rated everyone.
00:41:25Cheek!
00:41:25My favorite part of Monsters, Inc. is when Sully makes believe it's scary.
00:41:31Now you can scare and play with Super Scare Sully.
00:41:34Let's make him sick.
00:41:35And Movie Sounds, Mike.
00:41:36Careful, don't put the humans.
00:41:38Super Scare Sully and Movie Sounds, Mike.
00:41:40Each sold separately.
00:41:41Hey, Mom.
00:41:42What's cool?
00:41:48What's cool?
00:41:49Chuck E. Cheese's.
00:41:51The real cool place to be a kid, Mom.
00:41:54You can just ask them.
00:41:57We will return to Alice in Wonderland.
00:42:03When it comes to having fun...
00:42:06I have a plan.
00:42:07...Recass is number one.
00:42:09Come on, everybody!
00:42:10You're busted!
00:42:13So, set your clocks...
00:42:15It's showtime.
00:42:16...for the time that rocks.
00:42:18Yeah!
00:42:19Recess.
00:42:20Weekday mornings at 7, only on UPN9 Kids.
00:42:28What a mess.
00:42:30Long distance should be less confusing.
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00:43:15Now, that's long distance done right.
00:43:17It's just the same old thing.
00:43:26I need adventure, excitement.
00:43:29I'm suffocating.
00:43:34Okay.
00:43:35You can drive.
00:43:38Spice things up.
00:43:40The Hyundai Santa Fe.
00:43:42V6 power, full-time four-wheel drive, and the freedom of America's best warranty plan.
00:43:47The Santa Fe.
00:43:48Don't even think about it.
00:43:54Jamie's on the prowl.
00:43:57Fancy's on the loose.
00:43:58You're crazy.
00:43:59I'm not crazy, girl.
00:44:00I'm just crazy about you.
00:44:02He's a lone wolf.
00:44:05She's a foxy feline.
00:44:07Can I get a meow?
00:44:08Meow.
00:44:09Together, they're taming their animal instincts.
00:44:11Meow.
00:44:12Meow.
00:44:12Meow.
00:44:12Meow.
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00:44:17Meow.
00:44:17T-Fox, five days a week.
00:44:19Weeknights at 7.30, only on UPN 9.
00:44:25This is real.
00:44:28Digimon is on UPN 9, weekdays at 3.30.
00:44:34Mary Cade and Ashley travel in style.
00:44:37And with a travel in style gift set.
00:44:39We can go, too.
00:44:40Getting for the beach.
00:44:41So much stuff to do.
00:44:43Ashley bodyboards and swims.
00:44:45With flippers, Mary Cade dyes in.
00:44:47Let's hit the slopes.
00:44:48Mary Cade snowboard shredding down the hill.
00:44:52Ashley skates.
00:44:53With a graceful twirl.
00:44:55Got the look.
00:44:56Cool clothes for sun or snow.
00:44:58Mary Cade and Ashley on the go.
00:45:00Travel in style gift set with two dolls, accessories, and passport to Paris book.
00:45:03Real dolls for real girls.
00:45:04We can go, too.
00:45:04We can go, too.
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00:45:11We can go, too.
00:45:11We can go, too.
00:45:42He's good, but I think he's missing something.
00:45:46What?
00:45:54A friend.
00:45:57McDonald's wishes you a holiday season spent with the people who make you smile.
00:46:01A digital handheld computer that lets you create and eliminate, draw, drag and drop,
00:46:16connect the dots, play games.
00:46:19Scrolling lets you design.
00:46:21Or not.
00:46:22And the more PixPacks you get, the more stuff you can do.
00:46:25I've got the power, I've got the power of my Pixter in the palm of my hand.
00:46:29Pixter, a do-anything handheld computer.
00:46:31Pixter's PixPacks and batteries sold separately.
00:46:33Some PixPacks available later.
00:46:35Listen to magic.
00:46:36When you brush the magic's hair, there's no magic.
00:46:39Ready?
00:46:40Chitty.
00:46:41She talks.
00:46:42You look pretty.
00:46:44Meow.
00:46:45She has a day like dress-up.
00:46:47Babies like dress-up.
00:46:49She just would get a shrew to slay.
00:46:53Babies hungry?
00:46:55Beautiful family.
00:46:57And to give you her love, too.
00:46:59I love you.
00:47:00Kitty magic.
00:47:01She really talks.
00:47:02Each sold separately.
00:47:03Batteries not included.
00:47:04There's more fun ahead when Alice in Wonderland continues.
00:47:11The Hollywood Christmas Parade.
00:47:13The 70-year tradition of stars and spirit.
00:47:17Kicking off the holidays Hollywood style.
00:47:19I'm Peter Fonda.
00:47:21Please celebrate with us and watch your favorite stars at the 70th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade.
00:47:27Saturday at 8, only on UPN9.
00:47:32What happened to you, son?
00:47:33Once upon a time, a stranger came to town.
00:47:37You seem a odd bit familiar.
00:47:39I don't even know who I am.
00:47:40Only to discover he might not be such a stranger after all.
00:47:44It's Luke.
00:47:45You are.
00:47:46My son.
00:47:47From the director of the Shawshank Redemption and the Green Mile.
00:47:50Who are you really?
00:47:51Just a guy trying to figure things out.
00:47:53Jim Carrey.
00:47:54Do you remember me?
00:47:55No.
00:47:56I'll sure try.
00:47:57The Majestic.
00:47:58Rated PG.
00:47:59Starts Friday, December 21st.
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00:49:11We now return to Alice in Wonderland.
00:49:17When it comes to having fun.
00:49:19I have a plan.
00:49:20Recess is number one.
00:49:22Come on, everybody.
00:49:23Yay!
00:49:25You're busted.
00:49:26Aw.
00:49:27So set your clocks.
00:49:28It's showtime.
00:49:29For the time that rocks.
00:49:31Yeah!
00:49:32Recess.
00:49:33Weekday mornings at 7 only on UPN 9 Kids.
00:49:36You can store all this at public storage and move in for just $10.
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00:50:07You want to knock over a casino?
00:50:09Three casinos?
00:50:11Ow!
00:50:12You gotta be nuts.
00:50:13Exactly.
00:50:14$150 million.
00:50:15Smashing grab job, huh?
00:50:16Slightly more complicated than that.
00:50:18Oh.
00:50:18Yeah.
00:50:21Check the batteries?
00:50:26It'll be nice working with proper villains again.
00:50:30You're either in or you're out.
00:50:31Right now.
00:50:32Rated PG-13 starts Friday, December 7th.
00:50:37With my family, things have to move.
00:50:40So, I get on with it.
00:50:42With Verizon Online DSL, I shop without the wait.
00:50:46Tour hotels before I book vacations.
00:50:49And since I can talk while I surf, I can download huge files for my client.
00:50:54While still checking in with my assistant.
00:50:56And getting emails with pictures.
00:51:00Piece of cake.
00:51:01Isn't it time you and your kids get Verizon Online DSL?
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00:51:34Verizon.
00:51:37Power Rangers!
00:51:38Who has the coach's best name with Power Rangers Time Force?
00:51:42Power Rangers is on UPN 9.
00:51:44Weekdays at 3.
00:51:47Don't go away.
00:51:48Alice in Wonderland will continue after this.
00:51:51When it comes to having fun...
00:51:55I have a plan.
00:51:56...is number one.
00:51:57Come on, everybody!
00:51:58Yay!
00:52:00You're busted!
00:52:02Aw!
00:52:02So, set your clocks...
00:52:04It's showtime.
00:52:05...for the time that rocks.
00:52:06Yeah!
00:52:07Recess.
00:52:08Weekday mornings at 7.
00:52:09Only on UPN 9 Kids.
00:52:11What do you want to do?
00:52:16Math.
00:52:17It's our future.
00:52:18The more mathematics we know, the more opportunities we'll have.
00:52:23Do math, and you can do anything.
00:52:27Why are more and more people test driving the Hyundai Elantra?
00:52:30Ask Michael Edo.
00:52:31I drive 1,000 miles a week, and the gas mileage is outstanding.
00:52:34And the new 2002 Elantra has so many standard features,
00:52:37including front and side airbags, air conditioning, stereo cassette, and power package,
00:52:41plus the freedom of the Hyundai Advantage, America's best warranty plan.
00:52:44At just $13,299, it's easy to see why more people are driving home the new Hyundai Elantra.
00:52:49Freedom is calling you.
00:52:53Hyundai.
00:52:54Helping kids fight cancer.
00:52:57Planning to sell your home or condo this year?
00:53:00You're probably wondering how much it's worth.
00:53:01You can find out free on the web at housevalues.com.
00:53:05So if you're planning to sell, visit housevalues.com today.
00:53:08That's housevalues.com.
00:53:13Don't you have some math to do?
00:53:15In a minute!
00:53:18Why wait?
00:53:19Math helps us analyze data, track patterns,
00:53:22invest in our future,
00:53:23and algebra gives us a way to make sense of information,
00:53:26to solve problems.
00:53:27Using geometry, we can design anything.
00:53:30It's so cool.
00:53:31We can change things.
00:53:32Make better things.
00:53:33Invent new things.
00:53:35Started on your math yet?
00:53:37Yeah!
00:53:39Do math, and you can do anything.
00:53:42Millions of children right here in this area won't like what they're having for dinner tonight.
00:53:46Support your local Second Harvest food bank at your supermarket today.
00:53:53Mike.
00:53:53Sully.
00:53:54Come on!
00:53:55It's up to them to save their world from the most dangerous monster of all.
00:53:59Boo!
00:54:00From the creators of Toy Story,
00:54:02Billy Crystal,
00:54:03John Goodman.
00:54:05Whoa!
00:54:06Kitty!
00:54:07I think I have a plan.
00:54:08Whoa!
00:54:10I lied.
00:54:10As long as that doesn't come near us, we're going to be okay.
00:54:13Itch!
00:54:13Ah!
00:54:14Ah!
00:54:16Ah!
00:54:16Monsters Incorporated.
00:54:18Blame it on the little guy with his one arm!
00:54:20Lady G. Now playing.
00:54:22Here's the big question of Chuck E. Cheese's.
00:54:25You got moves.
00:54:26You got tickets.
00:54:27So what are you going to get?
00:54:29That's a lot of prizes.
00:54:30How do you decide?
00:54:32Chuck E. Cheese's.
00:54:33Great games.
00:54:34Great pizza.
00:54:34Great prizes.
00:54:35How cool is that?
00:54:37Secret Agent Barbie.
00:54:39A CD-ROM game for Secret Agent Girls.
00:54:41On a mission to save the world.
00:54:44Let's go!
00:54:45Make the right moves, but don't get caught.
00:54:47Looking for clues to stop and me will plot.
00:54:49Catch him!
00:54:50Cool five gadgets, they give you a hand.
00:54:54Chase the villains to exotic land.
00:54:56Secret Agent Barbie!
00:54:57This mission depends on you.
00:55:00Secret Agent Girls, show the world what you can do.
00:55:02Secret Agent Barbie CD-ROM game for your PC.
00:55:04Works with Windows 95 or higher.
00:55:06Rated E for everyone.
00:55:08There's a new kind of hero in town.
00:55:09So fearless.
00:55:10So ready to save the day.
00:55:12He's larger than life.
00:55:13Well, you know what we mean.
00:55:15He's Jack Stone from Lego.
00:55:17The bad guy stole the copter.
00:55:19He saves the day using the most advanced weapon in the world.
00:55:22His brain.
00:55:24So when others just won't do.
00:55:28You and Jack Stone can do.
00:55:31Will do.
00:55:33Done.
00:55:33New Lego Jack Stone.
00:55:35Each set's owned separately.
00:55:36Format not available.
00:55:37It's time to bring it around town, Spongebob.
00:55:41The yellow square dude is at it again.
00:55:43You can join Spongebob and all his friends from Bikini Bottom for a soaking wet good time.
00:55:48Available on Game Boy Advance PC and the PlayStation game console.
00:55:51Rated everyone.
00:55:51Cheers.
00:55:52Rope climb fitness test.
00:55:55Jesse, you're up.
00:55:57Nothing is too tough for an Explorer girl.
00:56:04When you play Barbie Explorer on your PlayStation, you can be an awesome Explorer with the skills to take on any challenge.
00:56:11Dodge danger.
00:56:12Snag treasure.
00:56:12And swing your way through action and adventure.
00:56:14For an Explorer girl.
00:56:153-54.
00:56:16Anything is possible.
00:56:17Barbie Explorer game for the PlayStation game console.
00:56:19Rated E for everyone.
00:56:20Game and system sold separately.
00:56:21It's a girl's world.
00:56:22Explore it.
00:56:23Stay tuned for more fun with Alice in Wonderland.
00:56:38Could a mid-sized Sedona bring joy to your life?
00:56:42It can if it has a powerful V6, plenty of room for five, and the freedom of America's best warranty plan.
00:56:49Introducing the new Hyundai Sonata.
00:56:53Life is better with one.
00:56:59In the culinary arts, having a creative edge means you respect tradition and savor artistry.
00:57:06Your work is your life's passion.
00:57:09Your technique is classic.
00:57:11Your touch is remembered.
00:57:13Stand out.
00:57:15Get an education in the culinary arts at the New York Restaurant School.
00:57:201-800-395-1648.
00:57:23That's 1-800-395-1648.
00:57:27Get an edge here.
00:57:29With my family, things have to move.
00:57:31So, I get on with it.
00:57:33With Verizon Online DSL, I shop without the wait.
00:57:38Tour hotels before I book vacations.
00:57:40And since I can talk while I surf, I can download huge files for my client while still checking in with my assistant and getting emails with pictures.
00:57:52Piece of cake.
00:57:52Isn't it time you and your kids get Verizon Online DSL?
00:57:56And get on with it.
00:57:57It's super fast access to more web in less time.
00:58:00Now try it for $29.95 a month for your first three months with a 30-day money-back guarantee.
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00:58:26Verizon.
00:58:29Now, back to Alice in Wonderland.
00:58:35Alice in Wonderland is brought to you by Hasbro's Monsters, Inc. Toys.
00:58:39Now, you can have fun playing your favorite part of Monsters, Inc. over and over again.
00:58:45My favorite part of Monsters, Inc. is when Sully gives Boo little Mikey.
00:58:50Give Boo little Mikey and she laughs.
00:58:54Take little Mikey away and Boo cries.
00:58:57My other favorite part is when Sully tucks Boo into bed.
00:59:01Just hug, glowing bedtime Sully.
00:59:03Don't worry. I'll protect you.
00:59:04Who better to protect you from things that go bump in the night than your Monsters, Inc. ferns?
00:59:10Glowing bedtime Sully and Babylon Boo, each sold separately.
00:59:15Rescue Heroes!
00:59:16Attention, Billy Blazes. Meteors are approaching the Earth.
00:59:19Mobilize the team.
00:59:20We need your help.
00:59:21Come on!
00:59:21Now you can join the Rescue Heroes team right on your computer.
00:59:24There's fires in the Outback.
00:59:26Quick, grab the water cannon.
00:59:29Good job.
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:30But wait. The meteor triggered an avalanche. We need to snowboard in to rescue this deer.
00:59:36Great work.
00:59:37We couldn't have done it without you.
00:59:39Yes, sir.
00:59:40The Rescue Heroes Meteor Madness computer game makes you a hero.
00:59:44Ready for everyone.
00:59:45Baby born, baby born.
00:59:47I'm a member of the Baby Born Busy Mother's Club.
00:59:50We're all so busy with our baby borns.
00:59:52Walking, playing, kissing, bottle after bottle.
00:59:55Aw, don't cry, baby born.
00:59:57Potty training.
00:59:58Good girl.
00:59:59Dressing, undressing, and all those diapers.
01:00:02Busy, busy, busy all day long.
01:00:04There's so much to do when you're the new mommy of your own baby born.
01:00:08But being busy is fun.
01:00:09Baby born comes with what you see here.
01:00:11Baby boy, baby born.
01:00:12Accessories sold separately from Zaff Creation.
01:00:16What a moose, bro.
01:00:23A gag.
01:00:25Chuck E. Cheese's. The real cool place to be a kid.
01:00:28Nice thinking.
01:00:31Little Mom's Whisper Secrets.
01:00:32She loves to tell you secrets.
01:00:34You're my best friend.
01:00:35And she listens to your secrets, too.
01:00:37Uh-huh.
01:00:38Really?
01:00:38That's a big secret.
01:00:40Your secret is safe with me.
01:00:43Little Mom's Whisper Secrets.
01:00:44They're all sold separately.
01:00:45We will return to Alice in Wonderland.
01:00:49When it comes to having fun...
01:00:53I have a plan.
01:00:54Recess is number one.
01:00:56Come on, everybody!
01:00:57Yay!
01:00:59You're busted!
01:01:00Aw!
01:01:01So, set your clocks...
01:01:02It's showtime.
01:01:03...for the time that rocks.
01:01:05Yeah!
01:01:06Recess.
01:01:07Weekday mornings at 7.
01:01:08Only on UPN9 Kids.
01:01:11One day these rats were playing in the woods.
01:01:13Water's a franchise, and that's no good.
01:01:15Yeah!
01:01:16Sort of gorgeous forest.
01:01:17It's what you desire.
01:01:18Don't play with matches.
01:01:20Don't play with fire.
01:01:21Only you can prevent forest fires.
01:01:24Fire!
01:01:25Hey, I'm Queen Latifah.
01:01:28My mom has always been there for me all my life.
01:01:31She was a single parent and couldn't always afford to give me everything I wanted,
01:01:34but when I really needed something, she always came through for me.
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01:02:26What will make your afternoons totally awesome?
01:02:28An hour with Moesha and Sister Sister.
01:02:30I'm very, very excited.
01:02:32We're already then.
01:02:33At 4, she has all the right moves.
01:02:36I got it. I got it.
01:02:37It's Moesha.
01:02:38And at 4.30, these twins are always ready for action.
01:02:42Stand back there. This is a hit-up.
01:02:43Tia and Tamara are Sister Sister.
01:02:46Join Moesha and Sister Sister for...
01:02:48Lots of love. Lots of laughs. Lots of love.
01:02:51Straight!
01:02:51Today, starting at 4, only on UPN 9.
01:02:55Take the kick, fight it, strunk it!
01:03:01Transformers is on UPN 9.
01:03:03Weekdays at 2.30.
01:03:04We hope you've enjoyed our feature...
01:03:05We hope you've enjoyed our feature...
01:03:08We hope you've enjoyed our feature presentation of Alice in Wonderland.
01:03:36Now, stay tuned for a special added attraction as Donald Duck battles with Chip and Dale in the classic Disney cartoon, Out of Scale.
01:03:46There's trouble ahead when the mischievous chipmunks stumble into Donald's make-believe world where size is everything.
01:03:54Stick around, because you won't want to miss this hilarious cartoon.
01:03:58Coming up next.
01:03:59And now, here's Donald Duck in Out of Scale.
01:04:07His pilot was shot down.
01:04:29Deject! Deject!
01:04:30And his mind's made up.
01:04:32We're coming to get you, son.
01:04:33You still got your boots, have you, cowboy?
01:04:35They were tied on.
01:04:36Owen Wilson, Gene Hackman.
01:04:38The American people want their pilot back.
01:04:41This Friday.
01:04:42You will lose your command.
01:04:44So be it.
01:04:44Get ready to cross the line.
01:04:46Evade and survive, and we will bring you home.
01:04:52Behind Enemy Lines.
01:04:53Rated PG-13.
01:04:55Friday, only in theaters.
01:04:56With my family, things have to move.
01:04:59So, I get on with it.
01:05:01With Verizon Online DSL.
01:05:03I shop without the wait.
01:05:05Tour hotels before I book vacations.
01:05:09And since I can talk while I surf, I can download huge files for my client.
01:05:14While still checking in with my assistant.
01:05:16And getting emails with pictures.
01:05:20Piece of cake.
01:05:20Isn't it time you and your kids get Verizon Online DSL?
01:05:24And get on with it.
01:05:25It's super fast access to more web in less time.
01:05:28Now try it for $29.95 a month for your first three months with a 30-day money-back guarantee.
01:05:33Plus, get a high-speed modem and unlimited DSL internet access.
01:05:37Sign up today and get a PC camera.
01:05:39What are you waiting for?
01:05:40Call toll-free 1-800-409-2515 for high-speed DSL.
01:05:45Risk-free.
01:05:46With an offer this good, there's nothing to lose.
01:05:49So, what are you waiting for?
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01:05:51With Verizon Online DSL.
01:05:53Verizon.
01:05:59You can store all this at Public Storage.
01:06:02And move in for just $10.
01:06:03No matter how much space you need, just $10 gets you in.
01:06:21Call 1-800-44-STORE today for a convenient location near you.
01:06:28This is real.
01:06:29Digimon is on UPN9, weekdays at 3.30.
01:06:37Jamie's on the prowl.
01:06:39Good afternoon and welcome to the UPN9 Saturday movie.
01:06:42It's the story of a notorious prison and a courageous effort.
01:06:45Clint Eastwood attempts the impossible.
01:06:47Escape from Alcatraz.
01:06:49Weeknight at 7.30, only on UPN9.
01:06:52In 1960, Frank Morris was sentenced to...
01:06:56Welcome to Alcatraz.
01:06:57If he played by the rules.
01:06:59No one has ever escaped from Alcatraz.
01:07:02And no one ever will.
01:07:03He'd be out in a few years.
01:07:05Is it true no one's ever bust out of here?
01:07:07What are our chances?
01:07:08Slam.
01:07:09Guess who got tired of waiting?
01:07:15Clint Eastwood.
01:07:16Escape from Alcatraz.
01:07:18Layout.
01:07:19메� phenomenon.
01:07:25garant 62 minutes.
01:07:29We lost.
01:07:33We lost.
01:07:34And if it's the story of Alcatraz.
01:07:35This, we lost.
01:07:35You lost.
01:07:37You lost.
01:07:37We lost.
01:07:37We lost.
01:07:38And if it's the story of Alcatraz.
01:07:39We lost.
01:07:39You lost.
01:07:40We lost.
01:07:40We lost.
01:07:41So mondo.
01:07:41We lost.
01:07:41We lost.
01:07:41We lost.
01:07:42We'll be wrong.
01:07:42So.
01:07:42We lost.
01:07:43Sam.
01:07:44We lost.
01:07:44We lost.
01:07:45We lost.
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