Here are some commercials that aired during the UPN Weekend Movie presentation of Rock-A-Doodle and the UPN 9 Saturday Movie presentation of Disney's Alice in Wonderland:
1. UPN9.TV promo
2. UPN ID (2001)
3. Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (1992/2001)
4. Hoover Windtunnel Vacuum sponsor & commercial
5. Miss Cleo
6. Lubriderm Skin Renewal
7. Corona Extra Beer
8. One on One UPN promo
9. The Parkers UPN promo
10. Disney's Recess UPN 9 Kids promo
11. Moesha & Sister, Sister UPN 9 syndicated promos
12. Relic Hunter UPN 9 promo
13. Partnership for A Drug-Free New Jersey
14. Power Rangers Time Force UPN 9 promo
15. AB Energizer
16. Legally Blonde on DVD
17. Star Trek: Enterprise UPN promo
18. Hollywood Christmas Parade UPN 9 promo
19. Black Knight TV trailer
20. Verizon Online DSL
21. Choose to Save PSA
22. Treasury of Christmas CD Album
23. Star Trek: Enterprise Intel UPN promo
24. (same as #10 & #11)
25. Public Storage
26. Westchester Broadway Theatre
27. (same as #14)
28. Oxi-Clean (R.I.P. Billy Mays)
29. (same as #17 & #2)
30. Special Olympics New York
31. (same as #20)
32. I Love NY Tourism
33. McDonald's
34. The Phonics Game (R.I.P. Alex Trebek)
35. The Law Offices of Roni Deutch
36. (same as #8, #10, #11 & #25)
37. Green Cross for Safety (feat. Arthur & D.W.)
38. Digimon UPN 9 promo
39. Hair-ZX
40. National Institute on Drug Abuse PSA
41. (same as #18 & #20)
42. Hyundai Santa Fe
43. School Bus PSA
44. Pink Panther Titles Only
45. Rainbow Art Collection
46. Me and The Kid UPN promo
47. (same as #10 & #11)
48. The Jewelry Factory
49. Sleep Well, Do Well PSA (feat. Garfield The Cat)
50. (same as #14)
51. Pink Panther & Sons Opening Sequence
52. Pink Panther & Sons end credits
53. Hanna-Barbera Productions (1984)/MGM Domestic Television Distribution (1999)
54. Transformers UPN 9 promo
55. UPN 9 Saturday Movie opening
56. Intro to ' Disney's Alice in Wonderland'
57. Hasbro's Monsters Inc Toys sponsor & commercial
58. Little Moms' Walk & Talk Stroller
59. Hot Wheels Car Factory
60. Star Light Fairy Barbie
61. Chuck E. Cheese
62. Sugar Plum Princess Barbie
63. Now, back to the fun with 'Alice in Wonderland'
64. McDonald's #2
65. Fisher-Price's Jammin' Draw
66. Betty Spahgetti
67. Nickelodeon's Rocket Power Video Games
68. (same as #57 & #61)
69. We will return to 'Alice in Wonderland'
70. (same as #10)
71. Verizon Wireless (R.I.P. James Earl Jones)
Video footage courtesy of and a VERY special thanks to Kitty Katswell for the content shown here!
1. UPN9.TV promo
2. UPN ID (2001)
3. Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (1992/2001)
4. Hoover Windtunnel Vacuum sponsor & commercial
5. Miss Cleo
6. Lubriderm Skin Renewal
7. Corona Extra Beer
8. One on One UPN promo
9. The Parkers UPN promo
10. Disney's Recess UPN 9 Kids promo
11. Moesha & Sister, Sister UPN 9 syndicated promos
12. Relic Hunter UPN 9 promo
13. Partnership for A Drug-Free New Jersey
14. Power Rangers Time Force UPN 9 promo
15. AB Energizer
16. Legally Blonde on DVD
17. Star Trek: Enterprise UPN promo
18. Hollywood Christmas Parade UPN 9 promo
19. Black Knight TV trailer
20. Verizon Online DSL
21. Choose to Save PSA
22. Treasury of Christmas CD Album
23. Star Trek: Enterprise Intel UPN promo
24. (same as #10 & #11)
25. Public Storage
26. Westchester Broadway Theatre
27. (same as #14)
28. Oxi-Clean (R.I.P. Billy Mays)
29. (same as #17 & #2)
30. Special Olympics New York
31. (same as #20)
32. I Love NY Tourism
33. McDonald's
34. The Phonics Game (R.I.P. Alex Trebek)
35. The Law Offices of Roni Deutch
36. (same as #8, #10, #11 & #25)
37. Green Cross for Safety (feat. Arthur & D.W.)
38. Digimon UPN 9 promo
39. Hair-ZX
40. National Institute on Drug Abuse PSA
41. (same as #18 & #20)
42. Hyundai Santa Fe
43. School Bus PSA
44. Pink Panther Titles Only
45. Rainbow Art Collection
46. Me and The Kid UPN promo
47. (same as #10 & #11)
48. The Jewelry Factory
49. Sleep Well, Do Well PSA (feat. Garfield The Cat)
50. (same as #14)
51. Pink Panther & Sons Opening Sequence
52. Pink Panther & Sons end credits
53. Hanna-Barbera Productions (1984)/MGM Domestic Television Distribution (1999)
54. Transformers UPN 9 promo
55. UPN 9 Saturday Movie opening
56. Intro to ' Disney's Alice in Wonderland'
57. Hasbro's Monsters Inc Toys sponsor & commercial
58. Little Moms' Walk & Talk Stroller
59. Hot Wheels Car Factory
60. Star Light Fairy Barbie
61. Chuck E. Cheese
62. Sugar Plum Princess Barbie
63. Now, back to the fun with 'Alice in Wonderland'
64. McDonald's #2
65. Fisher-Price's Jammin' Draw
66. Betty Spahgetti
67. Nickelodeon's Rocket Power Video Games
68. (same as #57 & #61)
69. We will return to 'Alice in Wonderland'
70. (same as #10)
71. Verizon Wireless (R.I.P. James Earl Jones)
Video footage courtesy of and a VERY special thanks to Kitty Katswell for the content shown here!
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00:03:02Will she be going to public school?
00:03:04This school is dope.
00:03:05Or private school?
00:03:06Like little orphan Annie.
00:03:07One on one.
00:03:09Monday after the U-U's on.
00:03:11Yeah!
00:03:12Kim and I are the new building superintendents.
00:03:18The Barkers.
00:03:19Monday at 9, 8 central on.
00:03:20Yeah!
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00:03:23When it comes to having fun.
00:03:25I have a plan.
00:03:27Recess is number one.
00:03:29Come on, everybody!
00:03:30Yeah!
00:03:31Yeah!
00:03:32You're busted!
00:03:33Aww!
00:03:34So, set your clocks.
00:03:35It's showtime.
00:03:36For the time that rocks.
00:03:37Yeah!
00:03:38Recess.
00:03:39Weekday mornings at 7, only on UPN 9 Kids.
00:03:43What will make your afternoons totally awesome?
00:03:45An hour with Moesha and Sister Sister.
00:03:48I'm very, very excited.
00:03:49We're all righty then.
00:03:50At 4, she has all the right moves.
00:03:53I got it.
00:03:54I got it.
00:03:55It's Moesha.
00:03:56And at 4.30, these twins are always ready for action.
00:03:59Stand back there.
00:04:00This kiddo.
00:04:01Tia and Tamara are Sister Sister.
00:04:03Join Moesha and Sister Sister for...
00:04:05Lots of love, lots of laughs, lots of business.
00:04:08Great!
00:04:09Today, starting at 4, only on UPN 9.
00:04:12The Hunt is on.
00:04:14Vinny!
00:04:15Tia Carrera is back.
00:04:17Stop!
00:04:18More dangerous.
00:04:19Boom, boom.
00:04:20More deadly.
00:04:21Are you looking for me?
00:04:23Yes!
00:04:24More delicious.
00:04:25She's a worthy opponent.
00:04:26She's a delectable one.
00:04:27You smell great.
00:04:28Join the Hunt.
00:04:30It doesn't involve anything illegal, does it?
00:04:32Tia Carrera.
00:04:33Take her away, she's a mad woman.
00:04:36Is she dating anybody?
00:04:38Relic Hunter.
00:04:39Saturday at 6, only on UPN 9.
00:05:033.
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00:05:05Power Rangers.
00:05:06Power Rangers.
00:05:07Power Rangers.
00:05:08It's on UPN 9.
00:05:09Weekdays at 3.
00:05:10Power Rangers.
00:05:12Power Rangers.
00:05:13Power Rangers.
00:05:14Power Rangers.
00:05:15Power Rangers.
00:05:16Power Rangers.
00:05:17Power Rangers.
00:05:18Power Rangers is on UPN 9.
00:05:20Weekdays at 3.
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00:07:24I got a PhD from Berkeley.
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00:07:26First in my class from Princeton.
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00:07:29Me!
00:07:31The blondest...
00:07:32I'm going to Harvard.
00:07:33Let's all go!
00:07:34...legally blonde...
00:07:35You got into Harvard Law?
00:07:37What, like it's hard?
00:07:37A comedy Ebert and Roper give two thumbs up.
00:07:41Totally looked the part.
00:07:42Do you have a resume?
00:07:42It's pink.
00:07:43And it's Senate.
00:07:44I think it gives it a little something extra.
00:07:46Reese Witherspoon is...
00:07:47Elle Woods, attorney.
00:07:48...legally blonde.
00:07:50Rent or buy it today.
00:07:56A time traveler from the future.
00:07:58I was assigned here to capture Silly.
00:08:00He is a threat.
00:08:01An enemy from the present.
00:08:02They're lying to you.
00:08:04Why should I trust you?
00:08:05One has come to change his career.
00:08:07But which one?
00:08:08What happens here for the best millennia to come?
00:08:11An all-new enterprise.
00:08:12Wednesday at 8, 7 central on UPN.
00:08:16The Hollywood Christmas Parade.
00:08:19The 70-year tradition of stars and spirit.
00:08:22Kicking off the holidays Hollywood style.
00:08:25I'm Peter Fonda.
00:08:26Please celebrate with us and watch your favorite stars
00:08:29at the 70th annual Hollywood Christmas Parade.
00:08:32Saturday at 8, only on UPN 9.
00:08:35He's a 21st century man
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00:08:41It is the year of 1328.
00:08:42Say what?
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00:08:45He's every woman's champion.
00:08:47Prepare to taste cold steel.
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00:08:50Your tongue is swimming around like an eel.
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00:08:55We gotta rescue.
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00:12:40When it comes to having fun...
00:12:42I have a plan.
00:12:43Recess is number one.
00:12:45Come on, everybody!
00:12:46Yay!
00:12:48You're busted!
00:12:49Aw!
00:12:50So, set your clocks.
00:12:52It's showtime.
00:12:52For the time that rocks.
00:12:54Yeah!
00:12:55Recess.
00:12:56Weekday mornings at 7, only on UPN 9 Kids.
00:13:00What will make your afternoons totally awesome?
00:13:02An hour with Moesha and Sister Sister.
00:13:05I'm very, very excited.
00:13:06We're all righty then.
00:13:07At 4, she has all the right moves.
00:13:10I got it.
00:13:11I got it.
00:13:11It's Moesha.
00:13:13And at 4.30, these twins are always ready for action.
00:13:16Stand back there.
00:13:17This is a kid.
00:13:17Tia and Tamara are sister-sister.
00:13:20Join Moesha and Sister Sister for...
00:13:22Lots of love, lots of love, lots of love.
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00:13:26Today, starting at 4, only on UPN 9.
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00:14:35Power Rangers is on UPN 9.
00:14:37Weekdays at 3.
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00:19:08Say, Mom,
00:19:09Dad wants to know what you're doing.
00:19:10Tell him nothing
00:19:10until he apologizes to me.
00:19:13Mom said no dinner
00:19:14until you apologize.
00:19:15Forget it.
00:19:16She owed me the apology.
00:19:19Uh, Dad says he's really sorry.
00:19:21Why don't you take us to McDonald's
00:19:23to make up for it?
00:19:24He said that?
00:19:25Yeah.
00:19:26Mom says you were right.
00:19:27She thinks we should go to McDonald's.
00:19:30Really?
00:19:31I'm sorry.
00:19:32Can we please go to McDonald's now?
00:19:38Is your child getting C's and D's
00:19:41when you know he or she
00:19:42is capable of A's and B's?
00:19:44I wasn't getting good marks in reading.
00:19:47It was painful for me as a parent
00:19:49to see Jessica struggling with reading.
00:19:51The phonics game was a fun way
00:19:53to learn how to read.
00:19:54First, I thought it was too good
00:19:55to be true,
00:19:56but there's a money-back guarantee.
00:19:58Here's the phonics game promise.
00:20:00One full-letter grade improvement
00:20:01on your child's next report card
00:20:03or your money back.
00:20:05Using the phonics game,
00:20:06I saw an improvement in two weeks.
00:20:08Her teacher came up to me at school
00:20:10and told me that she had seen
00:20:11a great improvement.
00:20:12Reading is fun and easy for her now.
00:20:14She's proud to show me her report card.
00:20:16I really like school now
00:20:18and getting good grades.
00:20:20The phonics game is worth every penny.
00:20:23The phonics game is fast,
00:20:25it's fun, and it works.
00:20:27Call.
00:20:28Consult with the phonics game representatives.
00:20:30Soon, your child will be playing his way
00:20:32to better grades in reading.
00:20:34See results on the next report card
00:20:35or your money back.
00:20:36Must be 18 or older to call.
00:20:39April 15th has come and gone again,
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00:21:09Will she be going to public school?
00:21:11This school is dope.
00:21:12Or private school?
00:21:13Like little orphan Annie.
00:21:15One-on-one.
00:21:16Monday after the evening is on.
00:21:18When it comes to having fun...
00:21:22I have a plan.
00:21:24Recess is number one.
00:21:25Come on, everybody!
00:21:27You're busted!
00:21:30Aww!
00:21:30So set your clocks...
00:21:32It's showtime.
00:21:33...for the time that rocks.
00:21:34Yeah!
00:21:35Recess!
00:21:36Weekday mornings at 7,
00:21:37only on UPN 9 Kids.
00:21:40What will make your afternoons totally awesome?
00:21:42An hour with Moesha and Sister Sister.
00:21:45I'm very, very excited.
00:21:46We're all righty then.
00:21:48At 4, she has all the right moves.
00:21:50I got it!
00:21:51I got it!
00:21:52It's Moesha!
00:21:53And at 4.30,
00:21:54these twins are always ready for action.
00:21:56Stand back there!
00:21:57This kiddo!
00:21:57Tia and Tamara are sister-sister.
00:22:00Join Moesha and Sister Sister for...
00:22:02Lots of love, lots of laughs, lots of love.
00:22:05Great!
00:22:06Today, starting at 4, only on UPN 9.
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00:22:40Hey there!
00:22:41I'm Arthur!
00:22:43It wasn't long ago I first learned
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00:22:46to be in safety seats.
00:22:48But just using these seats is not enough.
00:22:50You've got to be sure they're in right.
00:22:528 out of 10 kids in safety seats
00:22:54are incorrectly buckled in.
00:22:56Keep your children safe.
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00:23:02Mom had mine checked.
00:23:04Now it's perfect!
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00:23:07Get your seats checked.
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00:23:15Digimon is on UPN 9 weekdays at 3.30.
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00:25:22All kids can choose
00:25:23not to start using drugs.
00:25:25But some can't choose to stop.
00:25:27Drugs change what's in your head.
00:25:30They take over your mind.
00:25:32Make you do things that make no sense.
00:25:34When it comes to drugs,
00:25:35you've got to use your brain.
00:25:38Or drugs will use it for you.
00:25:40Addiction is a brain disease.
00:25:42For information, visit StopDrugAddiction.org
00:25:46or call 1-800-729-6686.
00:25:52The Hollywood Christmas Parade.
00:25:55The 70-year tradition of stars and spirit
00:25:57kicking off the holidays Hollywood style.
00:26:01I'm Peter Fonda.
00:26:02Please celebrate with us
00:26:03and watch your favorite stars
00:26:05at the 70th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade.
00:26:08Saturday at 8, only on UPN9.
00:26:12With my family, things have to move.
00:26:15So, I get on with it.
00:26:17With Verizon Online DSL,
00:26:19I shop without the wait.
00:26:21Tour hotels before I book vacations.
00:26:25And since I can talk while I surf,
00:26:27I can download huge files for my client
00:26:29while still checking in with my assistant
00:26:32and getting emails with pictures.
00:26:35Piece of cake.
00:26:36Isn't it time you and your kids
00:26:38get Verizon Online DSL?
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00:27:07The Verizon Online DSL.
00:27:09Verizon.
00:27:13It's just the same old thing.
00:27:15I...
00:27:15I need adventure.
00:27:18Excitement.
00:27:20I'm suffocating.
00:27:23Okay.
00:27:24You can drive.
00:27:27Spice things up.
00:27:29The Hyundai Santa Fe.
00:27:31V6 power, full-time four-wheel drive,
00:27:33and the freedom of America's
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00:27:36the Santa Fe.
00:27:38Don't even think about it.
00:27:45School bus safety starts
00:27:46before the bus ever stops.
00:27:48So be cool.
00:27:49Follow the rules.
00:27:54Edmund.
00:27:56If you laugh,
00:27:56you've got nothing to lose,
00:27:58cause I've been over.
00:27:59Allry necessary.
00:28:11Oh.
00:28:14Ohい.
00:28:15Oh, Táf.
00:28:16It's all there.
00:28:16I've got nothing to lose.
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00:28:18If you feel,
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00:28:27W shirt and I wake up.
00:28:28Are you ready for the wildest paint set you've ever seen?
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00:28:50Now that's magic.
00:28:51As easy as one, two, three.
00:28:53Simply dip, dab, and draw.
00:28:56Finally, it's painting made easy.
00:28:58And kids love it.
00:29:00Forget all those messy paint sets.
00:29:02With Rainbow Art, look, no splatters, no drips,
00:29:05and the colors dry instantly.
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00:29:10It makes painting and being an artist easy for all kids.
00:29:13Simply add a little water, then dip, dab, and draw.
00:29:17Make multicolored works of art in just seconds.
00:29:20Plus, flip the brush over and look at the new colors on the other side.
00:29:23They don't smudge, colors don't run.
00:29:26It's like eight brushes in one.
00:29:27Rainbows, flowers, even tropical trees that sway in the breeze.
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00:29:48Create funky shapes, spell out names, even play games.
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00:30:28Must be 18 years or older to call.
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00:30:36When these two men rob this house,
00:30:39Bingo!
00:30:40Yes!
00:30:40They got something extra.
00:30:42It's a serious business you've got to send through here!
00:30:44But don't worry.
00:30:45It's an honor.
00:30:46Great, I'm gonna hurt that kid.
00:30:47He's got everything under his control.
00:30:50Hi, Harry!
00:30:51This is not good at all.
00:30:52These guys are going to give up crime.
00:30:54I thought I told you to stay put.
00:30:56You almost killed us!
00:30:58Like it or not,
00:30:59Oh, boy!
00:31:00This is gonna be great!
00:31:01Me and the kid.
00:31:03Next week on UPN.
00:31:04Check your local listings.
00:31:07When it comes to having fun...
00:31:09I have a plan.
00:31:11Recess is number one.
00:31:12Come on, everybody!
00:31:14Yay!
00:31:15You're busted!
00:31:17Aw!
00:31:17So, set your clocks...
00:31:19It's showtime.
00:31:20...for the time that rocks.
00:31:21Yeah!
00:31:22Recess.
00:31:23Weekday mornings at 7, only on UPN 9 Kids.
00:31:26What will make your afternoons totally awesome?
00:31:29An hour with Moesha and Sister Sister.
00:31:32I'm very, very excited.
00:31:33We're all righty then.
00:31:35At 4, she has all the right moves.
00:31:37I got it!
00:31:38I got it!
00:31:39It's Moesha!
00:31:40And at 4.30, these twins are always ready for action.
00:31:43Stand back there!
00:31:44This is a kiddo.
00:31:45Tia and Tamara are sister-sister.
00:31:47Join Moesha and Sister Sister for...
00:31:50Lots of love, lots of love, lots of love.
00:31:52Great!
00:31:53Today, starting at 4, only on UPN 9.
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00:32:27This cat can outdo the mailman, dogs, the pizza delivery boy, joggers, his owner, and even his best friend.
00:32:35How does he do it?
00:32:36Is it lasagna?
00:32:37A strenuous fitness program?
00:32:38No!
00:32:39The secret to this cat's amazing brain power is sleep.
00:32:43Garfield knows that to do your best, you'll need to get a good night's sleep.
00:32:46Sleep recharges your body and keeps your brain working in dip-top shape.
00:32:50Get at least nine hours of sleep each night and you, too, can be at the top of your game.
00:32:54Brought to you by the National Heart, Lung, and Blood Institute.
00:32:57Power Rangers!
00:32:58Who has the close to destiny?
00:33:00With Power Rangers Time Force.
00:33:02Power Rangers is on UPN 9.
00:33:04Weekdays at 3.
00:33:05Pangee and Pangee are just like the dead.
00:33:26But they've got their own thing to say, and together with their friends.
00:33:34Ooh, the Rainbow Panthers, they've said it better every day.
00:33:39Sons of the Panther, Sons of the Panther, all right.
00:33:45Sons of the Panther, the Sons of the Panther, all right.
00:34:55Transformers is on UPn9.
00:34:58Weekdays at 2.30.
00:35:02Good afternoon and welcome to the UPn9 Saturday movie.
00:35:05Follow the mystical adventure of a young girl in the Disney classic, Alice in Wonderland.
00:35:10Next.
00:35:11Who are you?
00:35:18My name is Alice and I'm following White Rabbit.
00:35:21Alice in Wonderland.
00:35:22A cast of wild characters.
00:35:26You must have a cup of tea.
00:35:28Tea?
00:35:28Tea?
00:35:29Oh, I never thought of tea, of course.
00:35:31In an outrageous adventure.
00:35:33Yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai, yai.
00:35:36Can you stand on your head?
00:35:38Don't let me silly.
00:35:39Oh.
00:35:40See how the trouble you've started?
00:35:41Oh, no.
00:35:43Most everyone's mad here.
00:35:45One of the most enchanting tales ever told.
00:35:47She doesn't know what an Aunt Birthday is.
00:35:49We'll have to look into this.
00:35:51Aha.
00:35:52Be careful.
00:35:53Let me have it.
00:35:55Oh, what's our head?
00:35:57It's magical.
00:35:59Oh, that was lovely.
00:36:01Musical.
00:36:02I mean, I mean, for a very important dream.
00:36:05Wonderful.
00:36:08Alice in Wonderland.
00:36:13But first, here's a classic Disney cartoon starring Mickey Mouse in a dream wonderland of his own.
00:36:20Through the Mirror.
00:36:27Alice in Wonderland is brought to you by Hasbro's Monsters, Inc. toys.
00:36:43Now you can have fun playing your favorite part of Monsters, Inc. over and over again.
00:36:49My favorite part of Monsters, Inc. is all the different monsters.
00:36:53You can't play your favorite monster scene without your favorite Monsters, Inc. toy.
00:37:14Monsters, Inc. Top Scare Assistance Set and Top Scare figures, each sold separately.
00:37:19The little mom's walk and talk stroller.
00:37:21Buckle any doll in and she becomes a talking doll.
00:37:23Mommy, let's go for a walk.
00:37:24Now you can take any doll on imaginary walks to the grocery store, park, or zoo.
00:37:28Animal.
00:37:29Now any doll can sound like she's talking.
00:37:30The little mom's walk and talk stroller.
00:37:32Dolls sold separately.
00:37:33Some assembly required.
00:37:34Hot Wheels.
00:37:35Car Factory.
00:37:36Now you can build your own Hot Wheels cars.
00:37:38Pick your style.
00:37:39Pick your color.
00:37:40Pump it in the Car Factory tower.
00:37:42Make your own Hot Wheels.
00:37:43Your super power.
00:37:44Your custom car body snaps into place.
00:37:46I made a real Hot Wheels car.
00:37:48Choose some awesome decals.
00:37:49I want flames.
00:37:50That's cool.
00:37:51Check out these stripes.
00:37:52Now your customized cars are ready to race.
00:37:55Hot Wheels Car Factory.
00:37:57Yeah.
00:37:58Hot Wheels leading the way.
00:38:00Hot Wheels Car Factory.
00:38:01Track and refill itself separately in the activity aisle.
00:38:03Available at Toys R Us.
00:38:04Starlight Fairy Barbie.
00:38:07Spinning round and round.
00:38:09Starlight Fairy Barbie.
00:38:11Lighting up the town.
00:38:13Spin your gown around.
00:38:14Love that look.
00:38:16Starlight Fairy Barbie.
00:38:19Wearing something new.
00:38:21Starlight Fairy Barbie.
00:38:22Where ever you are, you're the star.
00:38:25Barbie doll comes with light-up spinning stars and different fashion looks.
00:38:28Batteries not included.
00:38:29Now you can click on Barbie.com and help Starlight Fairy catch fireflies.
00:38:33Ask your parents first.
00:38:34What a movie star.
00:38:36What a movie star.
00:38:41Her dad.
00:38:44Chuck E. Cheese's.
00:38:46The real cool place to be a kid.
00:38:48Nice thinking.
00:38:49From her first movie, Barbie and the Nutcracker, it's Sugar Plum Princess Barbie.
00:38:53Lovely golden crown.
00:38:55Hair tumbling down.
00:38:56And a sparkling gown.
00:38:58She's Sugar Plum Princess Barbie.
00:39:01And with fairy friends, magic dancing begins.
00:39:05Now rescue the Nutcracker.
00:39:06It's the Prince.
00:39:08Together they dance in the land of sweets.
00:39:12Sugar Plum Princess Barbie.
00:39:15Sugar Plum Princess Barbie doll twirls on her dance stand.
00:39:17World of Nutcracker dolls and horse with carriage, each sold separately.
00:39:19Now back to the fun with Alice in Wonderland.
00:39:49He's good, but I think he's missing something.
00:40:08What?
00:40:16A friend.
00:40:17McDonald's wishes you a holiday season spent with the people who make you smile.
00:40:26Today you will create your own music with these.
00:40:30Markers!
00:40:30Observe!
00:40:33It's jam and drop!
00:40:35Move your markers.
00:40:37Make your pictures sing.
00:40:38Stop.
00:40:39Change music styles.
00:40:41Change instruments.
00:40:42Cool rock jar!
00:40:44I'm a Christmas artist.
00:40:46Draw faster, play faster.
00:40:49Draw your own songs with jam and draw.
00:40:52Jam and draw comes with everything here.
00:40:54Batteries not included.
00:40:56Have you heard about Betty?
00:40:57Betty Spaghetti!
00:40:58Meet Betty Spaghetti.
00:40:59She's the one-of-a-kind mix-and-match fashion doll that has everybody talking.
00:41:04Have you seen her style?
00:41:05Have you met her friends?
00:41:06Have you heard about Betty?
00:41:07Betty Spaghetti.
00:41:08From Ohio Art.
00:41:09Sets sold separately.
00:41:09Dolls don't move on their own.
00:41:10Are you ready for some extreme action?
00:41:14You can join Otto, Reggie, and the rest of their friends as they rip it up in an all-new rocket-powered video game.
00:41:20Awesome!
00:41:21Available on Game Boy Advance, PC, and the PlayStation Game Console.
00:41:24Rated everyone.
00:41:25Cheek!
00:41:25My favorite part of Monsters, Inc. is when Sully makes believe it's scary.
00:41:31Now you can scare and play with Super Scare Sully.
00:41:34Let's make him sick.
00:41:35And Movie Sounds, Mike.
00:41:36Careful, don't put the humans.
00:41:38Super Scare Sully and Movie Sounds, Mike.
00:41:40Each sold separately.
00:41:41Hey, Mom.
00:41:42What's cool?
00:41:48What's cool?
00:41:49Chuck E. Cheese's.
00:41:51The real cool place to be a kid, Mom.
00:41:54You can just ask them.
00:41:57We will return to Alice in Wonderland.
00:42:03When it comes to having fun...
00:42:06I have a plan.
00:42:07...Recass is number one.
00:42:09Come on, everybody!
00:42:10You're busted!
00:42:13So, set your clocks...
00:42:15It's showtime.
00:42:16...for the time that rocks.
00:42:18Yeah!
00:42:19Recess.
00:42:20Weekday mornings at 7, only on UPN9 Kids.
00:42:28What a mess.
00:42:30Long distance should be less confusing.
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00:43:15Now, that's long distance done right.
00:43:17It's just the same old thing.
00:43:26I need adventure, excitement.
00:43:29I'm suffocating.
00:43:34Okay.
00:43:35You can drive.
00:43:38Spice things up.
00:43:40The Hyundai Santa Fe.
00:43:42V6 power, full-time four-wheel drive, and the freedom of America's best warranty plan.
00:43:47The Santa Fe.
00:43:48Don't even think about it.
00:43:54Jamie's on the prowl.
00:43:57Fancy's on the loose.
00:43:58You're crazy.
00:43:59I'm not crazy, girl.
00:44:00I'm just crazy about you.
00:44:02He's a lone wolf.
00:44:05She's a foxy feline.
00:44:07Can I get a meow?
00:44:08Meow.
00:44:09Together, they're taming their animal instincts.
00:44:11Meow.
00:44:12Meow.
00:44:12Meow.
00:44:12Meow.
00:44:12Meow.
00:44:12Meow.
00:44:12Meow.
00:44:12Meow.
00:44:13Meow.
00:44:13Meow.
00:44:13Meow.
00:44:14Meow.
00:44:14Meow.
00:44:15Meow.
00:44:15Meow.
00:44:16Meow.
00:44:16Meow.
00:44:17Meow.
00:44:17T-Fox, five days a week.
00:44:19Weeknights at 7.30, only on UPN 9.
00:44:25This is real.
00:44:28Digimon is on UPN 9, weekdays at 3.30.
00:44:34Mary Cade and Ashley travel in style.
00:44:37And with a travel in style gift set.
00:44:39We can go, too.
00:44:40Getting for the beach.
00:44:41So much stuff to do.
00:44:43Ashley bodyboards and swims.
00:44:45With flippers, Mary Cade dyes in.
00:44:47Let's hit the slopes.
00:44:48Mary Cade snowboard shredding down the hill.
00:44:52Ashley skates.
00:44:53With a graceful twirl.
00:44:55Got the look.
00:44:56Cool clothes for sun or snow.
00:44:58Mary Cade and Ashley on the go.
00:45:00Travel in style gift set with two dolls, accessories, and passport to Paris book.
00:45:03Real dolls for real girls.
00:45:04We can go, too.
00:45:04We can go, too.
00:45:05We can go, too.
00:45:05We can go, too.
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00:45:08We can go, too.
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00:45:09We can go, too.
00:45:10We can go, too.
00:45:10We can go, too.
00:45:11We can go, too.
00:45:11We can go, too.
00:45:11We can go, too.
00:45:42He's good, but I think he's missing something.
00:45:46What?
00:45:54A friend.
00:45:57McDonald's wishes you a holiday season spent with the people who make you smile.
00:46:01A digital handheld computer that lets you create and eliminate, draw, drag and drop,
00:46:16connect the dots, play games.
00:46:19Scrolling lets you design.
00:46:21Or not.
00:46:22And the more PixPacks you get, the more stuff you can do.
00:46:25I've got the power, I've got the power of my Pixter in the palm of my hand.
00:46:29Pixter, a do-anything handheld computer.
00:46:31Pixter's PixPacks and batteries sold separately.
00:46:33Some PixPacks available later.
00:46:35Listen to magic.
00:46:36When you brush the magic's hair, there's no magic.
00:46:39Ready?
00:46:40Chitty.
00:46:41She talks.
00:46:42You look pretty.
00:46:44Meow.
00:46:45She has a day like dress-up.
00:46:47Babies like dress-up.
00:46:49She just would get a shrew to slay.
00:46:53Babies hungry?
00:46:55Beautiful family.
00:46:57And to give you her love, too.
00:46:59I love you.
00:47:00Kitty magic.
00:47:01She really talks.
00:47:02Each sold separately.
00:47:03Batteries not included.
00:47:04There's more fun ahead when Alice in Wonderland continues.
00:47:11The Hollywood Christmas Parade.
00:47:13The 70-year tradition of stars and spirit.
00:47:17Kicking off the holidays Hollywood style.
00:47:19I'm Peter Fonda.
00:47:21Please celebrate with us and watch your favorite stars at the 70th Annual Hollywood Christmas Parade.
00:47:27Saturday at 8, only on UPN9.
00:47:32What happened to you, son?
00:47:33Once upon a time, a stranger came to town.
00:47:37You seem a odd bit familiar.
00:47:39I don't even know who I am.
00:47:40Only to discover he might not be such a stranger after all.
00:47:44It's Luke.
00:47:45You are.
00:47:46My son.
00:47:47From the director of the Shawshank Redemption and the Green Mile.
00:47:50Who are you really?
00:47:51Just a guy trying to figure things out.
00:47:53Jim Carrey.
00:47:54Do you remember me?
00:47:55No.
00:47:56I'll sure try.
00:47:57The Majestic.
00:47:58Rated PG.
00:47:59Starts Friday, December 21st.
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00:49:01What are your kids saving for?
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00:49:11We now return to Alice in Wonderland.
00:49:17When it comes to having fun.
00:49:19I have a plan.
00:49:20Recess is number one.
00:49:22Come on, everybody.
00:49:23Yay!
00:49:25You're busted.
00:49:26Aw.
00:49:27So set your clocks.
00:49:28It's showtime.
00:49:29For the time that rocks.
00:49:31Yeah!
00:49:32Recess.
00:49:33Weekday mornings at 7 only on UPN 9 Kids.
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00:50:07You want to knock over a casino?
00:50:09Three casinos?
00:50:11Ow!
00:50:12You gotta be nuts.
00:50:13Exactly.
00:50:14$150 million.
00:50:15Smashing grab job, huh?
00:50:16Slightly more complicated than that.
00:50:18Oh.
00:50:18Yeah.
00:50:21Check the batteries?
00:50:26It'll be nice working with proper villains again.
00:50:30You're either in or you're out.
00:50:31Right now.
00:50:32Rated PG-13 starts Friday, December 7th.
00:50:37With my family, things have to move.
00:50:40So, I get on with it.
00:50:42With Verizon Online DSL, I shop without the wait.
00:50:46Tour hotels before I book vacations.
00:50:49And since I can talk while I surf, I can download huge files for my client.
00:50:54While still checking in with my assistant.
00:50:56And getting emails with pictures.
00:51:00Piece of cake.
00:51:01Isn't it time you and your kids get Verizon Online DSL?
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00:51:37Power Rangers!
00:51:38Who has the coach's best name with Power Rangers Time Force?
00:51:42Power Rangers is on UPN 9.
00:51:44Weekdays at 3.
00:51:47Don't go away.
00:51:48Alice in Wonderland will continue after this.
00:51:51When it comes to having fun...
00:51:55I have a plan.
00:51:56...is number one.
00:51:57Come on, everybody!
00:51:58Yay!
00:52:00You're busted!
00:52:02Aw!
00:52:02So, set your clocks...
00:52:04It's showtime.
00:52:05...for the time that rocks.
00:52:06Yeah!
00:52:07Recess.
00:52:08Weekday mornings at 7.
00:52:09Only on UPN 9 Kids.
00:52:11What do you want to do?
00:52:16Math.
00:52:17It's our future.
00:52:18The more mathematics we know, the more opportunities we'll have.
00:52:23Do math, and you can do anything.
00:52:27Why are more and more people test driving the Hyundai Elantra?
00:52:30Ask Michael Edo.
00:52:31I drive 1,000 miles a week, and the gas mileage is outstanding.
00:52:34And the new 2002 Elantra has so many standard features,
00:52:37including front and side airbags, air conditioning, stereo cassette, and power package,
00:52:41plus the freedom of the Hyundai Advantage, America's best warranty plan.
00:52:44At just $13,299, it's easy to see why more people are driving home the new Hyundai Elantra.
00:52:49Freedom is calling you.
00:52:53Hyundai.
00:52:54Helping kids fight cancer.
00:52:57Planning to sell your home or condo this year?
00:53:00You're probably wondering how much it's worth.
00:53:01You can find out free on the web at housevalues.com.
00:53:05So if you're planning to sell, visit housevalues.com today.
00:53:08That's housevalues.com.
00:53:13Don't you have some math to do?
00:53:15In a minute!
00:53:18Why wait?
00:53:19Math helps us analyze data, track patterns,
00:53:22invest in our future,
00:53:23and algebra gives us a way to make sense of information,
00:53:26to solve problems.
00:53:27Using geometry, we can design anything.
00:53:30It's so cool.
00:53:31We can change things.
00:53:32Make better things.
00:53:33Invent new things.
00:53:35Started on your math yet?
00:53:37Yeah!
00:53:39Do math, and you can do anything.
00:53:42Millions of children right here in this area won't like what they're having for dinner tonight.
00:53:46Support your local Second Harvest food bank at your supermarket today.
00:53:53Mike.
00:53:53Sully.
00:53:54Come on!
00:53:55It's up to them to save their world from the most dangerous monster of all.
00:53:59Boo!
00:54:00From the creators of Toy Story,
00:54:02Billy Crystal,
00:54:03John Goodman.
00:54:05Whoa!
00:54:06Kitty!
00:54:07I think I have a plan.
00:54:08Whoa!
00:54:10I lied.
00:54:10As long as that doesn't come near us, we're going to be okay.
00:54:13Itch!
00:54:13Ah!
00:54:14Ah!
00:54:16Ah!
00:54:16Monsters Incorporated.
00:54:18Blame it on the little guy with his one arm!
00:54:20Lady G. Now playing.
00:54:22Here's the big question of Chuck E. Cheese's.
00:54:25You got moves.
00:54:26You got tickets.
00:54:27So what are you going to get?
00:54:29That's a lot of prizes.
00:54:30How do you decide?
00:54:32Chuck E. Cheese's.
00:54:33Great games.
00:54:34Great pizza.
00:54:34Great prizes.
00:54:35How cool is that?
00:54:37Secret Agent Barbie.
00:54:39A CD-ROM game for Secret Agent Girls.
00:54:41On a mission to save the world.
00:54:44Let's go!
00:54:45Make the right moves, but don't get caught.
00:54:47Looking for clues to stop and me will plot.
00:54:49Catch him!
00:54:50Cool five gadgets, they give you a hand.
00:54:54Chase the villains to exotic land.
00:54:56Secret Agent Barbie!
00:54:57This mission depends on you.
00:55:00Secret Agent Girls, show the world what you can do.
00:55:02Secret Agent Barbie CD-ROM game for your PC.
00:55:04Works with Windows 95 or higher.
00:55:06Rated E for everyone.
00:55:08There's a new kind of hero in town.
00:55:09So fearless.
00:55:10So ready to save the day.
00:55:12He's larger than life.
00:55:13Well, you know what we mean.
00:55:15He's Jack Stone from Lego.
00:55:17The bad guy stole the copter.
00:55:19He saves the day using the most advanced weapon in the world.
00:55:22His brain.
00:55:24So when others just won't do.
00:55:28You and Jack Stone can do.
00:55:31Will do.
00:55:33Done.
00:55:33New Lego Jack Stone.
00:55:35Each set's owned separately.
00:55:36Format not available.
00:55:37It's time to bring it around town, Spongebob.
00:55:41The yellow square dude is at it again.
00:55:43You can join Spongebob and all his friends from Bikini Bottom for a soaking wet good time.
00:55:48Available on Game Boy Advance PC and the PlayStation game console.
00:55:51Rated everyone.
00:55:51Cheers.
00:55:52Rope climb fitness test.
00:55:55Jesse, you're up.
00:55:57Nothing is too tough for an Explorer girl.
00:56:04When you play Barbie Explorer on your PlayStation, you can be an awesome Explorer with the skills to take on any challenge.
00:56:11Dodge danger.
00:56:12Snag treasure.
00:56:12And swing your way through action and adventure.
00:56:14For an Explorer girl.
00:56:153-54.
00:56:16Anything is possible.
00:56:17Barbie Explorer game for the PlayStation game console.
00:56:19Rated E for everyone.
00:56:20Game and system sold separately.
00:56:21It's a girl's world.
00:56:22Explore it.
00:56:23Stay tuned for more fun with Alice in Wonderland.
00:56:38Could a mid-sized Sedona bring joy to your life?
00:56:42It can if it has a powerful V6, plenty of room for five, and the freedom of America's best warranty plan.
00:56:49Introducing the new Hyundai Sonata.
00:56:53Life is better with one.
00:56:59In the culinary arts, having a creative edge means you respect tradition and savor artistry.
00:57:06Your work is your life's passion.
00:57:09Your technique is classic.
00:57:11Your touch is remembered.
00:57:13Stand out.
00:57:15Get an education in the culinary arts at the New York Restaurant School.
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00:57:23That's 1-800-395-1648.
00:57:27Get an edge here.
00:57:29With my family, things have to move.
00:57:31So, I get on with it.
00:57:33With Verizon Online DSL, I shop without the wait.
00:57:38Tour hotels before I book vacations.
00:57:40And since I can talk while I surf, I can download huge files for my client while still checking in with my assistant and getting emails with pictures.
00:57:52Piece of cake.
00:57:52Isn't it time you and your kids get Verizon Online DSL?
00:57:56And get on with it.
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00:58:29Now, back to Alice in Wonderland.
00:58:35Alice in Wonderland is brought to you by Hasbro's Monsters, Inc. Toys.
00:58:39Now, you can have fun playing your favorite part of Monsters, Inc. over and over again.
00:58:45My favorite part of Monsters, Inc. is when Sully gives Boo little Mikey.
00:58:50Give Boo little Mikey and she laughs.
00:58:54Take little Mikey away and Boo cries.
00:58:57My other favorite part is when Sully tucks Boo into bed.
00:59:01Just hug, glowing bedtime Sully.
00:59:03Don't worry. I'll protect you.
00:59:04Who better to protect you from things that go bump in the night than your Monsters, Inc. ferns?
00:59:10Glowing bedtime Sully and Babylon Boo, each sold separately.
00:59:15Rescue Heroes!
00:59:16Attention, Billy Blazes. Meteors are approaching the Earth.
00:59:19Mobilize the team.
00:59:20We need your help.
00:59:21Come on!
00:59:21Now you can join the Rescue Heroes team right on your computer.
00:59:24There's fires in the Outback.
00:59:26Quick, grab the water cannon.
00:59:29Good job.
00:59:30Yes!
00:59:30But wait. The meteor triggered an avalanche. We need to snowboard in to rescue this deer.
00:59:36Great work.
00:59:37We couldn't have done it without you.
00:59:39Yes, sir.
00:59:40The Rescue Heroes Meteor Madness computer game makes you a hero.
00:59:44Ready for everyone.
00:59:45Baby born, baby born.
00:59:47I'm a member of the Baby Born Busy Mother's Club.
00:59:50We're all so busy with our baby borns.
00:59:52Walking, playing, kissing, bottle after bottle.
00:59:55Aw, don't cry, baby born.
00:59:57Potty training.
00:59:58Good girl.
00:59:59Dressing, undressing, and all those diapers.
01:00:02Busy, busy, busy all day long.
01:00:04There's so much to do when you're the new mommy of your own baby born.
01:00:08But being busy is fun.
01:00:09Baby born comes with what you see here.
01:00:11Baby boy, baby born.
01:00:12Accessories sold separately from Zaff Creation.
01:00:16What a moose, bro.
01:00:23A gag.
01:00:25Chuck E. Cheese's. The real cool place to be a kid.
01:00:28Nice thinking.
01:00:31Little Mom's Whisper Secrets.
01:00:32She loves to tell you secrets.
01:00:34You're my best friend.
01:00:35And she listens to your secrets, too.
01:00:37Uh-huh.
01:00:38Really?
01:00:38That's a big secret.
01:00:40Your secret is safe with me.
01:00:43Little Mom's Whisper Secrets.
01:00:44They're all sold separately.
01:00:45We will return to Alice in Wonderland.
01:00:49When it comes to having fun...
01:00:53I have a plan.
01:00:54Recess is number one.
01:00:56Come on, everybody!
01:00:57Yay!
01:00:59You're busted!
01:01:00Aw!
01:01:01So, set your clocks...
01:01:02It's showtime.
01:01:03...for the time that rocks.
01:01:05Yeah!
01:01:06Recess.
01:01:07Weekday mornings at 7.
01:01:08Only on UPN9 Kids.
01:01:11One day these rats were playing in the woods.
01:01:13Water's a franchise, and that's no good.
01:01:15Yeah!
01:01:16Sort of gorgeous forest.
01:01:17It's what you desire.
01:01:18Don't play with matches.
01:01:20Don't play with fire.
01:01:21Only you can prevent forest fires.
01:01:24Fire!
01:01:25Hey, I'm Queen Latifah.
01:01:28My mom has always been there for me all my life.
01:01:31She was a single parent and couldn't always afford to give me everything I wanted,
01:01:34but when I really needed something, she always came through for me.
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01:02:26What will make your afternoons totally awesome?
01:02:28An hour with Moesha and Sister Sister.
01:02:30I'm very, very excited.
01:02:32We're already then.
01:02:33At 4, she has all the right moves.
01:02:36I got it. I got it.
01:02:37It's Moesha.
01:02:38And at 4.30, these twins are always ready for action.
01:02:42Stand back there. This is a hit-up.
01:02:43Tia and Tamara are Sister Sister.
01:02:46Join Moesha and Sister Sister for...
01:02:48Lots of love. Lots of laughs. Lots of love.
01:02:51Straight!
01:02:51Today, starting at 4, only on UPN 9.
01:02:55Take the kick, fight it, strunk it!
01:03:01Transformers is on UPN 9.
01:03:03Weekdays at 2.30.
01:03:04We hope you've enjoyed our feature...
01:03:05We hope you've enjoyed our feature...
01:03:08We hope you've enjoyed our feature presentation of Alice in Wonderland.
01:03:36Now, stay tuned for a special added attraction as Donald Duck battles with Chip and Dale in the classic Disney cartoon, Out of Scale.
01:03:46There's trouble ahead when the mischievous chipmunks stumble into Donald's make-believe world where size is everything.
01:03:54Stick around, because you won't want to miss this hilarious cartoon.
01:03:58Coming up next.
01:03:59And now, here's Donald Duck in Out of Scale.
01:04:07His pilot was shot down.
01:04:29Deject! Deject!
01:04:30And his mind's made up.
01:04:32We're coming to get you, son.
01:04:33You still got your boots, have you, cowboy?
01:04:35They were tied on.
01:04:36Owen Wilson, Gene Hackman.
01:04:38The American people want their pilot back.
01:04:41This Friday.
01:04:42You will lose your command.
01:04:44So be it.
01:04:44Get ready to cross the line.
01:04:46Evade and survive, and we will bring you home.
01:04:52Behind Enemy Lines.
01:04:53Rated PG-13.
01:04:55Friday, only in theaters.
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01:06:37Jamie's on the prowl.
01:06:39Good afternoon and welcome to the UPN9 Saturday movie.
01:06:42It's the story of a notorious prison and a courageous effort.
01:06:45Clint Eastwood attempts the impossible.
01:06:47Escape from Alcatraz.
01:06:49Weeknight at 7.30, only on UPN9.
01:06:52In 1960, Frank Morris was sentenced to...
01:06:56Welcome to Alcatraz.
01:06:57If he played by the rules.
01:06:59No one has ever escaped from Alcatraz.
01:07:02And no one ever will.
01:07:03He'd be out in a few years.
01:07:05Is it true no one's ever bust out of here?
01:07:07What are our chances?
01:07:08Slam.
01:07:09Guess who got tired of waiting?
01:07:15Clint Eastwood.
01:07:16Escape from Alcatraz.
01:07:18Layout.
01:07:19메� phenomenon.
01:07:25garant 62 minutes.
01:07:29We lost.
01:07:33We lost.
01:07:34And if it's the story of Alcatraz.
01:07:35This, we lost.
01:07:35You lost.
01:07:37You lost.
01:07:37We lost.
01:07:37We lost.
01:07:38And if it's the story of Alcatraz.
01:07:39We lost.
01:07:39You lost.
01:07:40We lost.
01:07:40We lost.
01:07:41So mondo.
01:07:41We lost.
01:07:41We lost.
01:07:41We lost.
01:07:42We'll be wrong.
01:07:42So.
01:07:42We lost.
01:07:43Sam.
01:07:44We lost.
01:07:44We lost.
01:07:45We lost.
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