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Here are some commercials that aired during an episode of Quintuplets and a syndicated broadcast of the Roseanne series finale:
1. Split-Screen Credits (partial)
2. Pampers Diapers Sponsor & commercial
3. Subway
4. Volkswagen Jetta
5. Gillette Venus Shaving Blade
6. Kmart
7. Dove Hair Conditioner
8. Spider-Man 2 TV trailer
9. Applebee's/WeightWatchers
10. The Simple Life 2 FOX promo bumper
11. Verizon Online DSL (R.I.P., James Earl Jones)
12. Fox 43 News at Ten's Garden Thursday promo
13. 3rd Annual York US-30 MuscleCar Madness
14. BarixClinics
15. Fox 43 News at Ten promo bumper (with Heather Warner)
16. Gatorade
17. Ford Expedition
18. Target
19. Papa John's Pizza
20. Tonight on Fox 43 News at Ten...
21. The Simple Life 2 FOX promo
22. Split-Screen Credits (full)
23. Imagine Television/Mark Reisman Productions/20th Century Fox Television (2004, cut-off)
24. Avandia
25. Numovil
26. College Loan Corporation
27. The Simpsons & That '70s Show Fox 43 syndicated promos
28. Thompson Institute
29. LA Weight Loss Centers
30. Roseanne Fox 43 syndicated bumper
31. RentWay
32. DirecTV
33. Lysol Neutra-Air Spray
34. John Driscoll VO: Grab A Sandwich! 'Roseanne' will be right back on Fox 43!
35. United Financial Management Group, Inc.
36. (same as #28)
37. Christian Children's Fund
38. Roseanne end credits
39. Full Moon & High Tide Productions, Inc./The Carsey-Werner Company/Carsey-Werner Distribution LLC (1997)
40. 1-800-BAR-NONE
41. Computer Learning Network
42. John Driscoll VO: 'Will & Grace' is next; followed by 'Frasier' on Fox 43!
Video footage courtesy of DavisMix at archive.org
All credits of this footage goes to him!!
1. Split-Screen Credits (partial)
2. Pampers Diapers Sponsor & commercial
3. Subway
4. Volkswagen Jetta
5. Gillette Venus Shaving Blade
6. Kmart
7. Dove Hair Conditioner
8. Spider-Man 2 TV trailer
9. Applebee's/WeightWatchers
10. The Simple Life 2 FOX promo bumper
11. Verizon Online DSL (R.I.P., James Earl Jones)
12. Fox 43 News at Ten's Garden Thursday promo
13. 3rd Annual York US-30 MuscleCar Madness
14. BarixClinics
15. Fox 43 News at Ten promo bumper (with Heather Warner)
16. Gatorade
17. Ford Expedition
18. Target
19. Papa John's Pizza
20. Tonight on Fox 43 News at Ten...
21. The Simple Life 2 FOX promo
22. Split-Screen Credits (full)
23. Imagine Television/Mark Reisman Productions/20th Century Fox Television (2004, cut-off)
24. Avandia
25. Numovil
26. College Loan Corporation
27. The Simpsons & That '70s Show Fox 43 syndicated promos
28. Thompson Institute
29. LA Weight Loss Centers
30. Roseanne Fox 43 syndicated bumper
31. RentWay
32. DirecTV
33. Lysol Neutra-Air Spray
34. John Driscoll VO: Grab A Sandwich! 'Roseanne' will be right back on Fox 43!
35. United Financial Management Group, Inc.
36. (same as #28)
37. Christian Children's Fund
38. Roseanne end credits
39. Full Moon & High Tide Productions, Inc./The Carsey-Werner Company/Carsey-Werner Distribution LLC (1997)
40. 1-800-BAR-NONE
41. Computer Learning Network
42. John Driscoll VO: 'Will & Grace' is next; followed by 'Frasier' on Fox 43!
Video footage courtesy of DavisMix at archive.org
All credits of this footage goes to him!!
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18:11Will and Grace is next, followed by Frazier on Fox 43.
18:15I don't hear a baby crying.
18:21She must still be in labor.
18:23She's not giving birth, you nitwits.
18:25She's taking a pregnancy test.
18:28Sweet, maybe you should try it like the girl on the box.
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18:36Let's do this with all of you listening.
18:38All right, we're moving.
18:41Oh, we're in the kitchen now.
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