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05:49get the late news first with heather warner on fox 43 news at 10
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07:56fox 43 future cast with a look at when the next barrage of storms may blitz the area
08:02and when refreshing weather returns tonight at 10.
08:08the season smash hit is spicing up cajun country when paris searches for a prince to call her own
08:15nothing happened the simple life too all new after quintuplets next on fox
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18:11Will and Grace is next, followed by Frazier on Fox 43.
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18:36Let's do this with all of you listening.
18:38All right, we're moving.
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