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00:00She has that big box. Hey, Tiffany.
00:01Hi, Wayne. Hey, guys.
00:03The big box, so keep what you have.
00:05She's passing on a short thing.
00:09It's a computer suite.
00:11This deal's worth $4,465.
00:14Grab three, what would you like?
00:20It was a pair of Vespas.
00:22These 40 Vespas each feature an automatic transmission,
00:25electric starter, uncomfortable riding position
00:27at 87 miles per gallon.
00:28This deal was worth $6,798.
00:32No.
00:33Oh, no.
00:34Oh, no.
00:38It was a pair of Toyota Corolla.
00:43Toyota Corolla features remote keyless entry,
00:45a six-speaker stereo, and Sirius XM radio.
00:48This deal's worth $24,033.
00:51It's locked inside of a box.
00:54The key to that lock is on the other side of the stage.
00:5715 keys.
00:58Only one of them will open that lock.
01:00I will give you 15.
01:01Easy to do at all.
01:02So remember going back to the $1,500 that I gave you?
01:06Huh?
01:06I think $11.
01:08$5 and $11.
01:09Yeah.
01:09I'll tell you what.
01:10Are you ready, Drew?
01:12Because 15 seconds is only enough for two keys.
01:15All right.
01:16Oh, yep.
01:20Number five.
01:20And even if...
01:21Number...
01:24Oh!
01:26Whose one was it, Tiffany?
01:29Oh, Drew.
01:30It was number nine.
01:31Sorry.
01:33But you have all that cash still, so that's great.
01:39Drew, best of luck at school, man.
01:42Yes, Tiffany?
01:43You're training for Iron Man.
01:44It's right now.
01:45Oh!
01:46And Jonathan and I are going to do the Daily Show.
01:48So you go train.
01:49We'll do that and then come back.
01:50Thanks.
01:51I'm going to go train for the Iron Man competition.
01:53Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:54Hey, Scott.
01:55Are you ready?
01:56I want to pull something.
01:57Oh, no.
01:57Already?
01:58All right.
01:58Are you guys ready?
01:59We're going live in five, four, three, two.
02:05Hey, welcome to the Daily Show.
02:07Now here's your host, Jonathan.
02:09He likes to run.
02:15Oh, hey, Scott.
02:16Over here, buddy.
02:16There you go, Scott.
02:17Nice to see you, Scott.
02:18Have a seat for me, please, there.
02:19Scott, Tiffany, should I call you a little Bo Peep?
02:22What?
02:23So, Scott, we're so glad you're here,
02:26and we're so glad that you're here to do a quick five minutes
02:27to stand up.
02:28Hit it.
02:32Hit it.
02:32All right.
02:33He's been working on it.
02:34Still working on it.
02:35A good plan in action.
02:35You did stand up, though, and that was exciting to see.
02:38Scott, to help you out.
02:39You get to decide which guests are helping you out
02:41by reaching in here, pulling out.
02:43It's coming up on the program today.
02:45Ernesto.
02:47Oh, Ernesto.
02:48No, Ernesto.
02:49Ernesto.
02:51Ernesto.
02:51You're a guest.
02:53No, you're a guest now.
02:57Yeah.
03:00Ernesto, you worked so hard on the show,
03:01we thought we'd have you as one of the guests on our show.
03:04Thank you so much, man.
03:05Yeah, great to see you.
03:06Scott.
03:07Good to see you, too.
03:08What do you, what have you, what have you been up to
03:09other than working on the show?
03:11I've been putting the car inside the boxes.
03:13It's really me.
03:14Scott a lot by giving him a clue to what he could.
03:17Normally, we're not allowed to tell what's my.
03:19It's something that.
03:20Love putting the stuff that's good for somebody like you
03:23that enjoys outdoor.
03:25We put it behind curtain number one.
03:27Recreational stuff.
03:28Oh, I think.
03:29A lot of work to do.
03:30I'll be back later.
03:30All right.
03:30See you, Ernesto.
03:31Thank you, Ernesto, everyone.
03:33What did you get out of that?
03:35Is that what you heard?
03:36Because we have another guest coming right now.
03:38Reach in there.
03:38Pull out the name and I'll read it for you.
03:40Little Kumquat.
03:47Yeah.
03:48What's up, y'all?
03:49What's up, everybody?
03:51Little Kumquat.
03:52Little Kumquat.
03:52What's up, baby?
03:53How you doing?
03:53Good to see you, Tiffany Korn.
03:55You look wonderful as usual.
03:56You know what I'm saying?
03:57Tiffany Korn.
03:58And I watch the show when I'm on the road
04:00and I'm lonely in a hotel room in Iceland.
04:03I turn on the television every single day
04:05and I watch, let's make a deal
04:06because I would like to see your beautiful self.
04:08Okay, okay.
04:09Little Kumquat.
04:10You know my song.
04:12You know that song that I love to sing
04:14because I even wrote a song about Tiffany Korn.
04:16Little Kumquat like Tiffany Korn.
04:18Both sides of the coin.
04:20I don't want to spend it.
04:21I'm in love with it.
04:23I can't pretend it.
04:25Kumquat.
04:26Yeah, that's it.
04:27I love it.
04:28Okay, she is married,
04:29so you can stop doing all that right now, okay?
04:33That's my signature.
04:34Anything you can help out Scott with
04:36or what might be behind curtain number one?
04:37Number one is the place that you need to go tour to.
04:41Every blue moon, I got to blow it.
04:43And sometimes I can't use my twin wheeler.
04:45I got to bust out the two wheel.
04:47Know what I'm saying?
04:49No saying?
04:50What?
04:51I said, you know what I'm saying?
04:52I hope you understood everything I said
04:53because I got to go.
04:54But before I go, Tiffany Korn,
04:56give me your hand, girl.
04:57Oh, yes.
04:58Oh, no.
04:59You've been Kumquat-ing.
05:00Oh, no.
05:03Little Kumquat.
05:04Come on, little Kumquat.
05:08All right, Scott.
05:09We are almost out of time for our show today.
05:11I hope you had a good time here.
05:12Anything out of...
05:13Motorcycle.
05:14Okay, could be.
05:15Oh, we have Wayne Brady joining the show.
05:18Hey, everybody.
05:21Look, I'm sorry.
05:22I was in the same building.
05:24I'm taping the little Kumquat Christmas special.
05:27Oh, what's it called?
05:27Next door.
05:28What's it called?
05:28Just to see if you guys needed some help on this deal.
05:31So we have a leftover prop.
05:33We're going curtain one.
05:38Let's see what he passed on.
05:40You could have run the Boston Marathon.
05:42So let's see what's behind curtain one.
05:45You chose curtain one.
05:46Why'd you go with number one?
05:48I just felt it.
05:49You know what?
05:50What's behind curtain number one?
05:52Get ready for fun and fitness on this inflatable paddleboard featuring an anti-slip pad along
05:57with an electric steel worth $3,234.
06:02Make sure to download that little Kumquat record available on all streaming platforms.
06:08We have two boxes on stage.
06:10And we also have a curtain.
06:11Red box, green box, curtain.
06:12I'll start you with the red box.
06:14Would you like the red box?
06:15You don't box.
06:19It's designed.
06:21It's a new barbecue.
06:24This elite charcoal barbecue grill and smoke.
06:26Vibrant, high-quality images.
06:28This deal's worth $2,798.
06:34Gold, silver, bronze.
06:35Two of these are zonks.
06:37One is a trip worth over $10,000.
06:42I'm not traveling.
06:43Anyway.
06:43So you love trips.
06:45Destination.
06:46Right now.
06:47We have a lot of trips to Japan.
06:50No.
06:50Keep what you have.
06:52Two of them will send you home with nothing.
06:54One of them will send you on the trip of a lifetime.
06:57That would be crazy if it was Japan.
07:02It was a trip to Belize.
07:05Ten.
07:06Buff and polish.
07:10Now, you can take the big box.
07:12Or keep your mani-pedis for you.
07:14It is.
07:16It's cat.
07:19Be behind door one.
07:21Or door two.
07:23Or door three.
07:25Now all you have to do is make a decision, Jen.
07:28I feel really strong about door.
07:29Door one.
07:33It was a let's make a deal vault.
07:35$432.
07:37She eliminated it.
07:41It's a music room.
07:43This selection of musical instruments features a complete five-piece drum set,
07:47an Epiphone Les Paul electric guitar,
07:49a five-string electric bass,
07:51and a compact amplifier.
07:52The seals work $6,800.
07:56It was a let's make a deal.
07:58How about y'all?
07:59Thank you for playing, everybody.
08:02Be safe.
08:02Nice to meet you.
08:30Thank you for joining us.
08:32Thank you for watching us.
08:46Bye.
08:46Bye.
08:47You