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00:00Number three, easy peasy.
00:02My favorite number!
00:04The model with a comfortable ergonomic saddle
00:06and top assist speed of 20 miles per hour.
00:08Plus a step through bike with three modes of power
00:10and a range of up to 40 miles on a full charge.
00:14This deal is worth $3,600.
00:16Woo!
00:18Make a choice.
00:20Behind curtain two.
00:22Eight boxes on stage. Under each one is a die.
00:24Six of the dies.
00:26Tiffany.
00:28Tiffany, what are we looking at?
00:32It's...
00:34Five good dice, two zonks.
00:36Six.
00:38One zonk.
00:40So now here's where you...
00:42Five good dice, one zonk.
00:44Number one. Is this a match?
00:46Number four.
00:48Number four. Is this a match?
00:50Four of the six.
00:52Okay. Let's go five.
00:54Kayla, thank you for playing.
00:56Thanks for having me.
01:00So what is behind curtain number three?
01:02I'm going to calmly...
01:03Wait, I'm sorry.
01:04I'm going to calmly ask him to leave stage.
01:06Yeah, if we have to bring security in, we'll bring security in.
01:10Mr. Brady, hi.
01:12Did you mention security and me being on stage?
01:16Because I'm doing the show right now.
01:18No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:20We just need the stage for like two minutes.
01:22We're doing the Daily Show right now.
01:24Oh, you guys are doing your little talk show again that I'm never invited to.
01:26Yeah.
01:28Okay, be my guest. Bye.
01:30Thank you. Hi, Misty.
01:32All right, everyone. We're going live in five, four, three, two.
01:39Welcome to the Daily Show.
01:41Misty all the way from where she came from.
01:44Thank you, Misty. Have a seat.
01:46Thank you, Jonathan.
01:48Misty, I hear that you are excited about behind that curtain.
01:51She can win some cash prizes or whatever.
01:53So reach into the bucket and give me that card and tell us who our first guest on the program is today.
02:03Today is Mr. Jimmy.
02:05I love this guy.
02:07He's the best.
02:08You heard good things about Jimmy.
02:10Yes, very good.
02:13Mr. Jimmy.
02:19Courts in session.
02:20Mr. Jimmy.
02:21That's your catchphrase along with this other catchphrase.
02:24Ding, who's there, me, and courts in session.
02:27I've been doing my court show.
02:30Yep, yep.
02:31Court hour.
02:32So how do you combine a court show?
02:33Because justice, right?
02:35That's a good catchphrase, huh?
02:37Mr. Jimmy, because you're so old, what's behind curtain number three?
02:40Ding!
02:41Justice is so hard.
02:43Uh-huh.
02:44At 3.50.
02:45I think you have some clues, maybe.
02:46What did you hear from the Honorable Sir over there?
02:49Yes, sir.
02:50We never know.
02:51Could be his autograph.
02:52You guys are great.
02:53Yes.
02:54Thank you, Honorable Jimmy.
02:55I think that was his 75th time.
02:56I think it was.
02:57I think he's been one of our only guests.
02:58But let's talk about our anatomy, the card, about who our next guest is going to be.
03:11Oh, look at that.
03:12It's an honor to be here.
03:13No cap.
03:14No cap, Chad.
03:15No cap.
03:16No cap.
03:17What riz you have, I must say.
03:18Wait a second.
03:19Yes.
03:20No cap.
03:21Oh.
03:22Let me ask you a question.
03:23Millennial, when were you born?
03:24What does that make your birth date?
03:25Well, I was born, like Tiffany and I, you're a millennial.
03:26I am.
03:27And I'm a millennial.
03:28What year?
03:29Were you born?
03:30Well, I was born the year you were born.
03:3182.
03:321982.
03:33Really?
03:34So, when I say no cap, it's because I'm a little closer in age than you Gen Xers.
03:46We millennials are awesome.
03:47Don't mention Gen Xers.
03:49It wants to know anything about curtain numbers.
03:51Just like we millennials, we like to keep it cool.
03:55What year?
03:56What year?
03:57Why do you think you have sex?
03:58It's like you did a lot of the people.
04:00What year did you think you had sex?
04:02Millennials, we like to keep it cool. Isn't that right, Tiffany?
04:06Caps.
04:07Thank you so much, Chad, the millennial, for joining us.
04:10We hope to see you on your 34th birthday next year.
04:13Hey, no problem. Like we millennials say, I'll talk to you later.
04:19All right, Chad.
04:23What's been the last clue?
04:25Absolutely different.
04:26What if we like to keep it cool?
04:27Uh-huh.
04:28Air conditioning most likely keeps it cool.
04:30I mean, that could be a car, but would that work with the last clue?
04:33It completely contradicts that when you're thinking about what's behind the curtain.
04:37Hey, Jonathan, what's up, man?
04:38Hey, buddy, I'm sorry.
04:40Hey, buddy.
04:42Get up.
04:43What?
04:44Get up. I have filed an injunction against you.
04:47He has made me the host of your show.
04:49Oh, man. All right.
04:50So get up.
04:52Back down in the...
04:53Welcome to The Daily Show, starring Wayne Brady.
04:56Yeah.
04:56How's it going, buddy?
04:57Good.
04:58You're doing a great job.
05:00You're going.
05:02Okay, so...
05:03Hey, Misty.
05:06I see this.
05:08So what clues did you get from the...
05:11I'll tell you what.
05:12If you're feeling conflicted...
05:15The curtain, sir.
05:17You're going with the curtain?
05:17Yes, sir.
05:18Let's take a look at Kirk No. 3.
05:27Let's take a look at Kirk No. 3.
05:32This deal's worth $7,971.
05:35Congratulations, Miss...
05:36Oh, boy.
05:43It's a guitar pick.
05:55Yay!
05:56It's a guitar pick.
05:57What do you think, Larvelle?
06:00Yes, yes, yes.
06:02It was some Zonky Chew accessories.
06:08The dinner collection.
06:10The dinner collection.
06:14Miss.
06:17Logo embroidered tweed baseball cap.
06:20This deal's worth $3,600.
06:22Next game.
06:26Make wage on this seating personal order.
06:29Featuring seating for two riders, convenient boarding step, and room storage bin with watertight foam compartments.
06:34This deal's worth $6,999.
06:37Push boundaries in this Hyundai Kota SUV featuring an intelligent variable transmission feed inside mirrors, power driver's seat, and Sirius XM radio.
06:50This deal's worth $27,460.
06:53I would love for you to give that car, but just know that if you give up...
06:56Mark anymore!
06:57Okay.
06:59Bucks.
06:59Oh, my God!
07:01Oh, my God!
07:01Oh, my God!
07:02Oh, my God!
07:02Oh, my God!
07:02Oh, my God!
07:02Oh, my God!
07:02Oh, my God!
07:02Oh, my God!
07:02Oh, my God!
07:03Oh, my God!
07:03Oh, my God!
07:04Oh, my God!
07:04Oh, my God!
07:05Oh, my God!
07:06Oh, my God!
07:06Oh, my God!
07:07Oh, my God!
07:07Oh, my God!
07:08Oh, my God!
07:09Oh, my God!
07:09Oh, my God!
07:12Door two...
07:12Door three...
07:16Now, Misty, is there a number that's calling you?
07:19Definitely door three.
07:21Definitely door three.
07:24These impressive smart TVs feature 55-inch, 65-inch, and 75-inch flat screens with dynamic 4K Ultra HD
07:31and over 8 million self-lit pixels to take viewing movies, sports, and gaming to the next level.
07:36This deal was worth $7,791.
07:41You don't have the big deal.
07:44And you did it.
07:49Top of quickie deals.
07:50Let's see on the end.
07:52I think you're a bird watcher.
07:54Statue of Liberty, stand up for me.
07:56Grace, Gracie, Grace.
07:58Grace, we had five trips in today's show for every trip.
08:04We still have 300.
08:05There was San Francisco and Montreal.
08:11But 300.
08:12Tiffany.
08:13Yeah, I want to do another one.
08:15Please.
08:16I want to see it happen.
08:19Teresa.
08:21Hi, Teresa.
08:23Good.
08:24I would love to give you $300 if you have a book or a notebook.
08:28Let's see your book.
08:32Oh, my gosh.
08:33It's the tiniest book in the world.
08:35Alphabet Tongue Twisters.
08:37It's a tiny, tiny little book.
08:39That's awesome.
08:40Thank you, Teresa.
08:41Let's make a deal.
08:43Bye-bye, y'all.
08:44Thanks for having fun with us today, everybody.
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