00:00I had a lot left over because your girl can't shut her legs.
00:03I mean, but the thing is I have to.
00:07Welcome back to my channel and happy holidays.
00:08I'm Dani Jackal.
00:09Today I'm at UNLV and I'm going to be giving out embarrassing gifts.
00:12These might look normal, but they're really f***ing weird inside.
00:15Enjoy the video.
00:15Hi.
00:16You guys are such a cute couple.
00:18I feel like I got to give you a little holiday gift.
00:21Oh, you sure?
00:22Yeah, open it up.
00:24That's for sure.
00:24I want to see your reaction.
00:25I've worked so hard on this.
00:26Wrapping it.
00:27Look how perfectly wrapped she is.
00:29Oh, my gosh.
00:31Yes.
00:31That's so funny.
00:33I figured.
00:33I was looking for those small Venus.
00:35That's what we're doing.
00:36You know, you guys as a couple, you got to write your own novel.
00:40I like this.
00:41Enjoy.
00:42I'm glad you like it.
00:44It's amazing.
00:45It was great to meet you guys.
00:46Well, thank you.
00:47Enjoy that.
00:48I appreciate it.
00:49And take care.
00:50Yeah, you too.
00:50Happy holidays.
00:51Happy holidays.
00:53Bye.
00:53I'm giving out gifts for the holidays, and I wanted to give this to you.
01:02Oh, really?
01:03You look super cute, and I'm like...
01:04I was just going to tell you, you look super cute.
01:06Oh, my God.
01:07Well, here you go.
01:09Pop that baddie open.
01:11Oh, wow.
01:12I mean, I thought you were cute, and I was like, maybe I can get her number.
01:17I'm obsessed with this.
01:19Um, sure.
01:21Okay, cool.
01:22Yeah, I mean, maybe we can use it later.
01:24I don't know.
01:25Okay.
01:27I love it.
01:27But, yeah, anyways.
01:28What's your name?
01:29Dani.
01:30Dani, I'm Juliette.
01:31Nice to meet you.
01:32You too.
01:33So, I take it you like the gift?
01:35I love the gift.
01:36Okay.
01:36Yes.
01:37Okay, good.
01:37Oh, my God.
01:38Amazing.
01:39Literally, can't wait.
01:41Okay.
01:42I'm already soaked thinking about it.
01:43Sorry, you're like making me nervous.
01:44Oh, my God.
01:45No, you're making me a little bit nervous, but I'm glad that we met, so.
01:48Okay.
01:49Don't even apologize.
01:50Okay, well, thank you.
01:52Of course.
01:53Bye.
01:54Merry Christmas.
01:54I just want to give you a gift.
01:56Me?
01:56Just give it?
01:57Yeah.
01:58It's just like holiday spirit, you know.
02:01I'm like so excited for you to open it.
02:03Right now?
02:04Yeah, go for it.
02:05You can like rip it open.
02:06Just like you'll do me and the sheets later.
02:08Just kidding.
02:09Is it going on your finger this one, too?
02:13No, they're supposed to go on your wee-wee, but it's always good to stay protected.
02:19Do you like the gift?
02:20Yeah, this is funny.
02:21Do you go through them quick?
02:22Do you like hook up a lot of girls?
02:23Like, what's your...
02:24Nah.
02:24So you like it?
02:26Yeah, I am.
02:27Can I get your number?
02:28Sure, yeah, yeah.
02:28Okay.
02:30Okay, well, I'm glad you love the gift.
02:32Merry Christmas.
02:34Oh my God.
02:35I know it's the holiday season, the season of giving, and I just felt like you deserve
02:40a little gift for me.
02:42This?
02:43Yeah, do you want it?
02:44Sure.
02:45Do you want...
02:45Open it all up.
02:47I want to get your reaction.
02:50What is this?
02:50Just some hemorrhoid cream.
02:52Okay.
02:52I have been bleeding like a mother f***er down there, and finally it's cleared up after
02:58a long time.
02:58So I figure I have a little leftover, and why not share it?
03:02You know, do you ever get constipated?
03:04I don't think so, no.
03:06Oh, God.
03:07I...
03:07I don't think so.
03:07That's a dream.
03:08Oh my God.
03:09I mean, I swear to God, I won't go for like five months sometime.
03:12Do you think I could get your number?
03:14I'm okay.
03:15I got an exam, actually.
03:16Did it turn you on at all?
03:17No.
03:18Oh.
03:20I am giving out gifts.
03:22This is for you.
03:23Oh my gosh.
03:24Do you want to open it?
03:25Yes, of course.
03:26Okay.
03:27Wait, this is so fun.
03:29Just for the holidays.
03:31Something fun.
03:32Oh my gosh.
03:33Wait.
03:35Wait, what is this?
03:37Oh.
03:38Just some mini condoms.
03:41This is so funny.
03:42Thank you so much.
03:43Yeah, of course.
03:44Oh my God, yes.
03:46I hope you guys like...
03:47I love that outfit.
03:48Oh, thank you.
03:48I hope you enjoy using those, and I hope you have a great holiday.
03:53You too.
03:54Take care.
03:55You want to come over here, please.
03:57I honestly just, like, thought you were really hot walking by, and I was like, he deserves
04:04a Christmas gift.
04:07Do you want to open it?
04:08Sure, why not?
04:09Okay.
04:09Pop that baddie open.
04:10Here, I'll help.
04:12Rip it off.
04:13Adult diapers.
04:14Uh, I don't think I have any of these.
04:17What?
04:18Diapers?
04:19I don't know.
04:20Seriously?
04:20I saw the way you were walking.
04:23I feel like there might be a little drippage.
04:25No?
04:26If you don't want these, like, do you want my number?
04:29No, I'm good.
04:30I have a girlfriend.
04:30Thanks, though.
04:31Maybe she wants those.
04:33You, you, they're all you.
04:34I'm all good.
04:35Or for your grandma.
04:36I have no use for these.
04:38I gotta get a glass.
04:39Ugh.
04:40I mean, I'll wear them.
04:42It's, like, good to have an extra, you know.
04:44I saw you walking by, and I figured, though, I want to give you, like, a holiday gift.
04:48Okay.
04:48Do you want to open it up?
04:49You can open it more aggressively.
04:51I like it aggressive.
04:53Hey, you funny as hell.
04:55Do you want help?
04:56Go ahead.
04:57And let's see what it is.
05:00Badger sale.
05:02What's, like, the odorant?
05:03Except for down there.
05:05Oh, shit.
05:05Basically, if your girl's puss is ever reeking, you just spray that shit down there, and then
05:10it's gone.
05:10Nah, if it's reeking, we out of there.
05:12I ain't gonna lie.
05:12Oh.
05:14I ain't gonna lie.
05:14Well, I was gonna say, like, I had a lot left over, because your girl can't shut her legs.
05:19I mean, but the thing is, I have to.
05:22I mean, you could maybe try to use it.
05:25Oh, God, I'm looking for a camera right now.
05:27All my life.
05:28Are you filming me?
05:29Nah, nah.
05:29I mean, I'm all live.
05:31I'm looking for your camera, though, because this shit's too funny.
05:33You're not all live.
05:34They ain't see you, though.
05:35I'm all live, oh, God.
05:37I mean, the way that you don't see a camera is insane, because it is literally right there.
05:40Oh, that's the camera.
05:41That's recording me.
05:42Yeah.
05:42Oh, okay.
05:43No, I'm just messing around.
05:44Wait, you're on live.
05:45That's insane.
05:45I'm on my life on my live.
05:47Oh, my God.
05:47Okay.
05:48You wanna say what's up to the live?
05:49Ah, hi, guys.
05:50Oh, you was kind of just giving a lot of info out.
05:54I'm screaming.
05:55Um, thanks, guys.
05:56Well.
05:57All right, I'm out of, um, yeah, I really stay away from girls with stinky.
06:02Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
06:03Hey, guys, I'm just messing around filming a video.
06:06I'm just getting people's reactions to giving out weird, uh, Christmas gifts.
06:09Uh-huh.
06:09Um, you could keep holding it.
06:11You want to re-gift it.
06:12Whatever you want to do with it, it's all you.
06:14Uh-huh.
06:14Um, or hold on anyway, I don't care.
06:17But is it cool if you guys use that in the video?
06:19Yeah.
06:19Yeah, for sure, yeah.
06:20Is it okay if we use that in the video?
06:22Um, yes.
06:23Is it cool if we use that in the video?
06:25Yeah, go ahead.
06:26Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
06:27Hope you enjoyed it.
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06:32And have a Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah.
06:34Bye.
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