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00:00Welcome back to my channel, guys. It's Danny Jekyll here. I just want to say thank you so
00:03much for watching all my videos in 2025. Your support means the world. Now enjoy the best
00:08prints of 2025. Can I get your number? Sure. Okay, cool. If you just want to put in there
00:13like baby daddy, because I don't know where the real one is. What's your name? Mommy.
00:20Yeah. That's okay. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you too, Mommy. See you, Daddy. All right.
00:30Oh, I'm just hungover. I got to drink it off. You know, hair of the dog. You can't drink that.
00:38What? This? Why? You want some? You pregnant. Yeah, I know. I just thought maybe to get the
00:44labor going, trying to speed up the process. Is that what? You can't drink that. Really?
00:54Hi. Um, I know the sun's not out right now, but I'd love for your sun to be in me.
00:58To be a what? It was just the pickup line. I'd love for your sun to be in me.
01:05That was a... Oh. Fair enough. Yeah. Yeah, no, that was probably too much for your ears, but...
01:10That's wonderful. Oh, I'm glad. What's your name? I'm Danny. Nice to meet you. Good job. Nice to meet you.
01:16Nice to meet you. Well, I'm a sophomore. You're a sophomore. Okay. Yeah. How about you?
01:21I'm a freshman. Oh, cool. Okay. I'm John. I'm a dad. I'm Danny. Nice to meet you.
01:26Oh, nice to meet you. Great to meet my future in-laws. Absolutely. I like that.
01:32What are you doing? Um, nothing. Just chilling. Cool. Are you looking for someone to chill with?
01:38Because I'm honestly pretty chilly myself. I'm about to head out and go get lunch and meet
01:45up with my family. Oh, that's cute. I'm just here visiting. What's your name, though?
01:49Danny. Danny. I'm Camden. Camden. I love a family guy. Yeah.
01:53That was a really hard handshake. Oh, sorry. I could be too. It's okay. Other things are
01:59hard around here. Burr. I'm freezing. I am too. It's colder where I'm from, though. So this
02:05is... Where are you from? I'm from New York.
02:07Aren't you Mormon? Uh, no. Okay. Because I was going to say, like, if you wanted to soak,
02:13like, I'm open to a lot of things. Okay. Like, I mean, or we could just hook up. Whatever.
02:20I don't know. I'm so cold right now. Like, these things could have glass. Let me grab your
02:26number. Yeah, of course.
02:30Yeah. Where are you going?
02:32Um, to my class. I like your boobs. Thanks. I like your face. Can I sit on it? I'm just
02:39kidding. Hey, guys. How you doing, bro? Better now that I'm talking to you guys. Oh, that's
02:43all you got. Is there any way I could maybe get one of your numbers? Of course. I don't
02:47mind. Okay. Which one are you interested in? You got to choose now. Oh, I literally don't
02:50care. Take my number. Which one are you interested in having a conversation with? I mean, whoever's
02:55more down for a bush, honestly, because the girl's packing. I'm... Oh, shit. Are you a
03:01lifeguard? Yeah, what do you need? Just your number. Oh, I got a girlfriend. I'm sorry.
03:07Do you have a girlfriend? I don't. Okay, help. What do you need? Your number. You are gorgeous,
03:13by the way. Your number for what? Just to, like, save my heart from breaking. Can you come
03:19down? Your Instagram? Yeah. I mean, I'm down. That works. Would you guys be, like, mad if I
03:29ripped up right now? Yeah. Too late. Sorry. When you got to do it, you got to do it. That
03:41was wild. One more for good luck. Okay. Well, I hope you guys have a good day.
03:47I'm Danny. Danny, nice to meet you. Nice to meet you. Can I get your number? Yeah. You
03:55didn't notice these snips, did you? No. What about... They are very pointy. Okay. Yeah,
04:01sorry about that. I didn't realize how they need to go down. Like, come on. Come on. Come
04:05on. Go down. Yeah, no, it's not really working, but, uh, hopefully that's something you can get
04:10over. Overcome. Yeah. I don't know. What? What? Oh, my God. Wow. You move quick. Anyways,
04:20um, would you say your name was Michael, right? Yeah. Okay, Michael. Well, I'll see you
04:24tonight. Danny. Danny. You can call me tonight or mommy. Yeah. Anything you want. All right.
04:34Bye. I love you. Wait. Sorry. I know that you're on the phone, but I have, like, a super
04:37urgent question. Could I date your son? Sure. I mean, it was so important. I had to be...
04:43Yeah. Okay. Could I get your number? Sure. Yeah. Okay. Sorry. Yeah. Do your thing. What's
04:49your name? Teddy. Teddy. Okay. Cool. I'm Danny. Your dad seems chill. Yeah. You're, like,
04:55a future daddy. Okay. Well, Teddy. See ya. Can I get your number? Yeah. You out here alone?
05:05Uh, I'm waiting for some girls. Okay. Wait, what? I was just showing my butt.
05:21I mean, I'm not gonna kiss you. It's one kiss. Tommy, you are my brother. I'm not about to kiss
05:26my brother. I need to practice. Who am I? You can't practice on random girls. That's assault.
05:30You can, you can find somebody on a dating app and you can, you can do that. That's the
05:34issue. Every time I go on a date with a girl, she says you're a terrible kisser and I need
05:37to get better. I'm not kissing you. Like, what, what, how does that not get you? Why are you
05:42such a prude? What? My, you're, you're, no, you're my brother. You slept with dozens of
05:47guys. That, that aren't my brothers. Okay. Just cause we're, just cause we're from Alabama
05:53does not mean I'm about to kiss you. You're being weird about this. I think people would agree
05:56with me. I don't think so. Why don't you ask them? Why don't you ask? Do you think
06:01it's weird if I ask my sister for one kiss so that I could practice being a better kisser?
06:07On the mouth? Yeah. Tongue and. Tongue? Yeah, I mean, a make out. No, I think it's weird.
06:12You think it is weird? Thank you. But who else am I supposed to practice? I think, um, go to
06:18like a club. Smart. Smart. Here's the thing. We have kissed once before. Oh. We said we
06:25were going to talk about that. I mean, well, well, guess what? It's brought up. It's in
06:28the ether. Oh my God. Was that a good kisser? No. Exactly. So I need to practice more. No,
06:33it didn't have, oh my God. I hope you worked that out. Thank you for, thank you guys for
06:37your, the advice. Thanks. Yeah. Yeah. Take care. Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Why don't you,
06:41why don't you just kiss our other sister? I mean, come on. We're good.
06:44Hi. Hello. How you doing? I'm doing good. How you doing? Better now that I'm looking
06:57at you. Oh, what the ****? What's up with you? Just hanging out. I'm honestly a little
07:01bit freezing. Cold? It's a little bit nippy out. I'm not going to lie. What you got going
07:06on? Well, I mean, I was thinking about going in the water, but, you know, it's already a little
07:12bit nippy out. I don't think I can risk it. Oh, you're recording me. Yeah. Cause you
07:16recorded me somewhere. Yeah. True. Right there. Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. I'm like, what the ****
07:23is going on with these nipples? So you know, just. Well, don't record me. My video's not
07:27out yet. Huh? My video's not out yet. My video's not out either. Well, it's gonna be. What do
07:32you do? Pranks? No. I'm hiding my nip for him. How about this too? I don't
07:42want your nips. I don't want your nips either. They're a little too perky for me. Well, what
07:47the hell? You're offending me. Don't talk about my nips like that. Don't talk about mine. Are
07:51you kidding? This guy's ruining my video. Right. Seriously. Like, it's the cock block, you know?
07:56Seriously. Yeah. Anyways. Anyways. Nice to meet you. Oh. Damn. What's your name? Whatever you want it to be.
08:09Do you have a girlfriend? I don't. Makes sense. Peace. Do you live down here? No. I'm just
08:17visiting. How about you? I'm here for vacation. Oh, nice. Cool. So do you hook up with pregnant
08:22woman a lot? Or just down for some milk action? That'd be my first time. Okay. What's your
08:30name? Danny. Danny? Yeah. What's your name? Engage. Are we gonna get engaged? Is that what
08:36you're saying? Maybe. How old are you? I mean, I'm down. I'm whatever you want me to be. I'm
08:43only 19. I'm 19. Well, that's legal. So that's all that matters, right? Yeah. I turn 20 next
08:49week. Okay. That sounds a little bit better. Yeah. I guess you'll only be 19 years apart
08:54from this one. Probably. You could be, you know, his brother. I'm just kidding. You'd be
08:59my daddy. Okay. Bye. Danny. Danny. Gage. I already know. Love you. Bye. Hi. Hi. Hi. I love
09:10this color on you. Thank you. Really brings out the eyes. Thank you. It, like, makes me want
09:15your number. Okay. Was that too, like, cheesy and weird? I liked it. Thank you. Oh, so you
09:20like me? Yeah. Sure. Okay. I mean, you're pretty, yeah. Thanks. I mean, you're pretty. Thanks.
09:26Let me get your number. Okay. We can go from there. Okay. I think that should be good. Uh-huh.
09:32That's really pretty. I'm just trying to dig for gold. Yeah. Do you, um, do you mind if I wipe this
09:38on you? I don't want to get my outfit dirty. Go wipe it on the book. Oh, thank you so much.
09:43So nice of you. Take care. Can I blow you? What? Say it again? Could I, could I blow
09:52you? I'm good off the bat. Well, you are like. Well, yeah, with, like, my fan. See. See.
09:58What were you thinking? See. Name. She asking. Name. She asking. See. What? Are we all holding
10:07it? Yep. Just wanted to hold hands. Never mind. Your girl was freaking out for it. I knew it was like,
10:29you're laughing and I just ripped the ****. Yeah. So, like, this isn't adding up. No, I'm
10:34like, I'm just like. It's hilarious. Oh, thanks. Yeah, no, I'm just messing. I have a barbecue.
10:38If we end up putting that in the video at the end, is it cool with you guys? Yeah. And thank
10:42you. Take care. Oh, perfect. That'll pay for dinner. Thank you. What just happened? I just
10:50got a little, little cash. Like, it's literally 75. I feel like it's nothing. Thank you so much.
10:54Sir, I'm going to need you to stop what you're doing and let me blow you. What are you talking
11:09about? Just with my fan. What are you talking about? This is an ad. This is actually not
11:16an ad. This is a favor. I'd be helping you and cooling you down. I don't know why you
11:19would say such odd things in response. It's very polarizing. That's a good, uh. Okay.
11:27You know what? **** it. I won't blow you. Can you blow me? I mean, like, literally, I'm
11:32so freaking hot. So are you, though, honestly. I'm not going to buy the fan, but. You think
11:40I'm selling this? This piece of shit from Amazon? Yeah. Well, what are you doing? Well, we don't
11:44need the fan. Here, let me get your number instead. Yeah, with a sorority with the, some
11:50of them that's, you have to go do this for you. I'm with Pi Capades nuts. Yeah, see, I got
11:57jokes, too. Okay? I'm not making a joke. Let me get your number and I'll ride you, your bike.
12:03Oh my gosh, sorry. I'll ride it home with you. Yeah. And we just call it a freaking day.
12:11What's your name? I didn't even get that. Maliki, what's your name? Maliki? Yeah, what's your name?
12:15Like, molecule? It's sort of similar to molecule, yeah. Okay. Well, listen, Maliki, do you want
12:22my number? Yeah, I got you, sure. You're giving me really mixed signals here. Well, I'm just
12:26very confused. I don't know what. I mean, it's like kind of turning me on. Oh yeah? Yeah, like, I don't
12:31know. That's my number. What was, what's your name? Danny. Danny. Yeah. Nice to meet you.
12:36And Maliki. Maliki. Love you. I'm gonna go grab that fan. I'll probably use it. I'll bring
12:41it later. I can blow you later. You're not single, are you? I am. Why? Because I was just
12:45trying to get your number. Oh, all right. Let me get your number. What you up to? I was trying
12:53to get some food. How about you? I can look what that right now, because I was just in there
12:57trying to, like, take a bit earlier. Oh, really? Oh my god, it is f***ing crowded as
13:02all hell. Ah. God, it's brutal. So yeah, good luck doing anything on campus around here.
13:08Thank you. Thank you so much. Sorry, I didn't, I'm a f***er.
13:18Which Instagram picture should I post? What looks better? Yes. Can you help me? Yes.
13:23Okay, so there's this one. This. Okay. This. Oh, shoot, no wrong one. Me, I prefer this. Okay.
13:33All this, but me, I prefer this. Okay. Because here, good, but here, I like your... Yeah.
13:40Okay. The way, west, is more... Yeah. Super, super... Yes. I'm, like, literally a pencil.
13:46Yes, exactly. I'm a pencil. Yeah. So me, I prefer this. Awesome. Thank you so much.
13:51You are beautiful. Oh, thank you. Shame she had to say that, because she knew I just felt
13:57horrible about myself if I was editing my whole body. Can I get your number? Absolutely.
14:02Sure. I'm Danny. Danny, nice to meet you. I'm Jack. Oh, nice to meet you. That's actually
14:06my last name, like, Jackal. Okay. Danny Jackal. Yeah. Oh, s***. Sorry. Sorry. Let me do that
14:14really quick. Had a crazy night last night. Looks like it. Um, so you said your name's Jack? Yeah.
14:23Sorry. Let me just take it. Wash it down. It seems important, yeah. I mean... You don't want
14:28little jackals. That's, that's very facts. Yeah. You might need to be saving up. You might need to
14:32buy a few more of these for me. Okay. Okay. I'll get to working. Well, thanks, Jack. Nice to meet you.
14:36Nice to meet you, too. See ya.
14:37Thank you guys so much for watching the video. Hope you enjoyed it. And if you did,
14:43please be sure to give it a big thumbs up, comment below, subscribe, follow me on the
14:46rest of my social platforms, and I'll see you next year.
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