00:00Well, tonight's beauty sleep's done nothing for her, snooty old bag.
00:23Trendy. Crimson shoes with bottle green socks.
00:27Must be going steady with a set of traffic lights.
00:30Still, who else would have him?
00:33Anyway, they're all the same in the dark, rumour has it.
00:44Different girl every night, you can tell the type.
00:47Probably an omen seeing her before the match.
00:51Bet we lose 3-1.
00:54Well, I'm certainly not making the first move. At least I've got me proud.
00:58Oh, hello.
01:01Oh, hi.
01:02Hi.
01:03Didn't see you.
01:04No, normie.
01:07Are you going that way?
01:08Yeah. Not specially, no.
01:11Are you going that?
01:12Yeah, well, erm...
01:14No.
01:15I'll...
01:16I'll...
01:17I'll sort of...
01:18Going to the football match?
01:19Are you?
01:20Shopping.
01:27I'm probably going to the pictures tonight.
01:29I am.
01:30Which?
01:31Which are you?
01:32No.
01:40See you, then.
01:41Tonight?
01:42Pardon?
01:43Oh, er...
01:44All right, then.
01:45Right.
01:53Super socks.
01:54Yes.
01:58Did you see that?
01:59They're all on drugs.
02:00The lot of them.
02:01They're all on drugs.
02:19Did he score?
02:21Losing.
02:223-1.
02:31Excuse me.
02:50Excuse me.
02:51I...
02:56I only go to restaurants with deaf waiters.
02:59Ah.
03:02Hi.
03:04Hello, mate.
03:05Oh, erm...
03:06Peace, ma'am.
03:07Surprise, surprise.
03:08Surprise.
03:09Been anywhere controversial?
03:11Pictures.
03:12The boyfriend.
03:13She's slim.
03:14I'm just going to the...
03:15Oh, I'll come with you.
03:20Are you and Beryl, erm...
03:21You know.
03:25You know.
03:26Oh.
03:31Would you, er...
03:36Would you, er...
03:38Would you sort of reckon?
03:39She's, er...
03:42A fair sort of bird.
03:44Sort of.
03:45She's all right.
03:46Yeah.
03:47I mean, nothing sensational, obviously.
03:50Geoffrey.
03:51She's a bird.
03:57You having a coffee with us?
03:58No, thanks, kid.
03:59Neville's rabbinous.
04:01You've just eaten.
04:03Oh, of course.
04:04Yeah.
04:05Sorry.
04:08You see, what I think Ken was always trying to do...
04:12By implication.
04:14Probably by implication.
04:15Was to allow the images to provoke a moral response from our own aesthetic judgment.
04:20You see?
04:21Yes.
04:24Was he the errand boy?
04:25Was who the errand boy?
04:26Ken Thingy.
04:28He directed it.
04:30Oh, yes.
04:32I was probably thinking of Andy Warhol.
04:35Probably.
04:40You're not like other boys at all, are you?
04:42Well, probably a little more mature, that's all.
04:46It's over 200 yards from the cinema.
04:48And you talk to me the whole way, like a person.
04:55Other boys seem to have one-track minds these days.
04:58Sex.
04:59Marriage.
05:01Pardon?
05:02The number of boys that asked me to marry them.
05:05A couple of dates and pal they want to get married.
05:08I want to live a bit before I get married.
05:10I suppose I just don't have a hang-up about it.
05:14Getting married?
05:15Hmm.
05:17No.
05:21Actually, I find girls, most girls, that is, a bit obsessed these days.
05:28Not marriage.
05:30No.
05:31Sex.
05:33Percy Phil.
05:36Sex.
05:37That's what I said.
05:39Oh.
05:41Well, I'm not like that.
05:43Not person felt motivated.
05:45No.
05:47No.
05:48Did you want to say any more about Andy Warhol?
06:02Ken Russell?
06:03Yeah.
06:04No.
06:05No.
06:06No.
06:07We'll get to the end.
06:11This is it.
06:13I won't come in, with it being our first date.
06:14I won't come in, with it being our first date. No.
06:29Anywhere my mum's gone to bed, we'd be on our own.
06:33Is that a reason for me not coming in? Yes, Geoffrey.
06:37Oh.
06:44Nice house. Thank you.
06:5025-year mortgage.
06:56Well, thanks for seeing me home.
06:59Funny, isn't it?
07:02First date with someone.
07:05It always leads to one of three things.
07:08Either nothing, or something.
07:13Or everything.
07:16Don't think about Percy Filth at this stage, Peryl.
07:19You're not.
07:21No, I'm not.
07:24Night-night. God bless.
07:27I won't give you my phone number in case you think I'm one of those scheming females.
07:42What is it?
07:43Three, two, seven, double, four, two, one.
07:45The easy way to remember it is the three and the two make five, which is two less than seven,
07:49then two fours, and half of four, which is two, and half of two, which is one.
07:52Um...
07:53But you mustn't ring me if you don't want.
07:55No.
07:56But you can if you do.
07:57Do you want me to?
07:58Not if you'd rather not.
08:00Three, two, seven, double, four, two, one.
08:02Good night.
08:03Good night.
08:28No.
08:35You're Нм.
08:38All right.
08:39Good night.
08:40Bye for the today.
08:41Bye for now.
08:43Bye bye.
08:46Bye!
08:47Bye.
08:48Bye bye.
08:54Bye.
08:55Bye bye.
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