00:00The Travel Center is way home or what?
00:06How long has Bibi got to keep working that double shift?
00:08Shoot, he's always too tired to even go dancing.
00:12Or anything.
00:14You're right.
00:15Dear folks, how are you?
00:17I am fine.
00:18Well, shoot, he starts every postcard he ever sends home that same way.
00:22He continues.
00:25No one was hurt in the earthquake.
00:26And I tell you, that said on the right there, wherever it goes in the horizontal road,
00:31there's one of them upheavals in California.
00:34He goes home.
00:36I'm driving to Idaho with Mohammed's Rock and Roll Circus.
00:42Rock and Roll Redfish.
00:45Love, driver.
00:48I guess y'all noticed he didn't mention that girl.
00:51I knew that girl wouldn't last.
00:52Hold on, that was a spook.
00:54There's no handwriting here, but it don't look like his.
00:57It looks like a lady's.
00:58It is.
01:00She goes on,
01:01Pia, you don't know me, but I love you too.
01:05Lola.
01:07Lola.
01:08Well, that's a real sweet thing here, Daddy.
01:12Hey, this thing's postmarked.
01:14Pomona, California.
01:15Pomona, that ain't Pomona, Pomona.
01:20Pomona.
01:22Well, where in the hell is that?
01:24Pomona is off.
01:27Tell you in a minute.
01:31Pomona is right about...
01:33We'll be right about.
01:34We'll be right about.
01:38Can't have a dance.
01:41Hi, good, INDIVIDIA.
01:44Just one more curve to go.
01:48Another town, another show.
01:51Yeah, he missed all my days.
01:54He's got all the riding hurt.
01:57You can't estimate him.
02:00Well, it's the fire that takes him
02:06Back on the silver metal light
02:10Back on the silver metal light
02:18Hooray!
02:30Ew, God, there's a spider here the size of an armadillo
02:35Well, hell, you ought to see the size of this one
02:38Ew! Ew, I got it
02:41Boy, do I love these National Geographic specials
02:45I had a spider crawl up my leg once and I didn't like it
02:50It was icky, little creepy crawly things going up your leg
02:54Look out, I think that one's back out!
02:56Ah! Red fist!
03:02You big silly
03:07Hey! You need a new can opener?
03:11No, I don't
03:17Oh, boy, I love cowboy movies
03:23I hope you're real hungry
03:26Oh, I'm real hungry, ma'am
03:28Cause I made a big salad
03:30Listen, here, this room ain't big enough for both of us
03:33So I just raise my arms and turn real slow
03:38you slow
03:39Here you scream, huh?
03:41Wait for strangers need...
03:44Drop them drawers!
03:45Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
03:51揍 me everything
03:53Oh, here we go
03:54Oh, here we go
03:55Wrestling
03:56Ooh, wrestling
03:57Ooh, wrestling
03:58Ooh, wrestling
03:59Oh, I love wrestling
04:00Right there
04:01Come on, baby
04:02Okay
04:03Ooh, here it comes
04:04Ooh, get a twist on it.
04:06Here it comes.
04:08Wrestling!
04:10Don't drop my salad on me!
04:12Come on, Mia!
04:36Get off me!
04:38Come on, a person can get real used to this position.
04:40Well, don't.
04:42Because I'm saving the first time for Alice.
04:46God.
04:48I promised that to myself, and I'm sticking to it.
04:51So just don't waste your time.
04:53Don't you tell me what I should do,
04:55and don't you tell me what I shouldn't do,
04:57and especially don't tell me how to waste my time!
05:01Where are you going?
05:03I'm going to my room.
05:07Because your television don't work!
05:12I'm going to have to do this!
05:13I'm going to have to do this.
05:14I'm going to have to do this.
05:15I'm going to have to do this!
05:16I'm going to have to do this!
05:17Travis, can you fix this?
05:18Please.
05:19Yeah, bud!
05:20I can fix the damn machine!
05:21Yeah, bud! I can fix the damn machine!
05:34Damn it!
05:51Let's get the hell out of here, bird.
06:01Come on, boy. Hey, listen, you drink tequila. Only to excess.
06:13Women.
06:15Women.
06:16I mean women.
06:17Women.
06:18Young women.
06:19Old women.
06:21Women.
06:22Fat women.
06:23Women.
06:24Thin women.
06:25Women.
06:26Pretty women.
06:27Women.
06:28Ugly women.
06:29Women.
06:32I mean ugly.
06:36Women.
06:38Women.
06:40Smart women.
06:42Dumb women.
06:43Women.
06:44Kind women.
06:46Women.
06:47Ruthless women.
06:48Women.
06:49Women.
06:50And then one day, I drive along, and I see this woman.
06:57She looks like a goddamn Martian.
07:00She acts like a goddamn Martian.
07:02Martian.
07:03And she talks like a goddamn Martian.
07:05Martian.
07:06For all I know, she might be a goddamn Martian.
07:10Martian.
07:11Martian women.
07:12Earth women.
07:13Earth women.
07:14Cosmic women.
07:18Cosmic women.
07:20richness.
07:21Whoiman.
07:23Rock and roll date life.
07:24Local officials are trying to put a stop to rock concerts due to need a fuel shortages.
07:27Hell, don't they know that rock and roll puts more energy into the air than it takes out of the ground.
07:32How could anybody be against rock and roll?
07:35Bird, you tell her that nothing in this life is unanimous.
07:37Oh, you tell her.
07:39Too bad you left so soon last night.
07:42It was the best salad I ever made.
07:43Bird, will you tell her I'd rather have a junior mint stew
07:46or a milk nut casserole than to eat one of her hippie salads?
07:49It's no offense.
07:51Well, I don't know what I'll do if they stop this concert.
07:54Don't they know rock and roll is the greatest energy in the world?
07:56B.S.
07:57That's talking about it, Bird, right there.
07:59You got it.
08:00That's right.
08:00Rock and roll.
08:01Uh-uh, uh-uh.
08:02We're talking about cow pies.
08:03Fairy biscuits.
08:04Yeah, buffalo chips.
08:06I know her.
08:07You guys are gross.
08:08Oh, yeah.
08:09Well, let me tell you something.
08:10For its size and weight, it has more energy than anything else I can think of.
08:14They ought to run the whole damn country off of it.
08:17Well, they already do.
08:18That's right.
08:19Well, if they stop this concert, I may never get to New York City to see Alice.
08:23I can't believe Bird.
08:24Will you tell her that I saw a picture of this Alice Cooper person in a magazine last night
08:28and they called him the Bella LaGuzia rock and roll.
08:31I can't believe it.
08:52I'll inspire them.
09:16Hey, honey, your hat would look a lot better over there.
09:20I beg your pardon.
09:22What are you looking at?
09:29You're a funny face.
09:31You're trying to stop the people.
09:32You're trying to stop the energy of the people.
09:35Nevertheless, this is a legal act.
09:37You do not have the right to stop this concert.
09:40The action is not against the concert.
09:42This is an action to save energy.
09:43Give me that injunction.
09:47The injunction served.
09:48Oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:52Oh, oh, oh, oh.
09:53So many things I need to know.
09:55Oh!
10:01Travis? Travis?
10:04Hey, Bird! Check that plug out in there. My drill done gone off.
10:08Batcat's cut off all the juice.
10:10What? Batcat's cut off all the power.
10:12Well, why'd they do a thing like that for?
10:14They stopped me before I got started.
10:17Travis W. Redfish, you gotta do something about it.
10:20Yeah, Redface. Do something.
10:23Come on, Redfish rig it!
10:25Why is my life so much tougher than everybody else's?
10:30You know...
10:31I'll go.
10:36Out of food!
10:42Out of food, will you get that?
10:49What the hell?
10:53Out of food, Daddy! Just a minute!
10:55Come on, so we need to make the old puppies one more time.
10:57Redfish, stop!
10:58Is everybody working for you, Daddy?
11:00Let me...
11:01Yeah, we'll take a call. Just a minute.
11:03Daddy! It's Trim! He's calling!
11:05Okay, I'll bring it in.
11:07Oh, God!
11:08It's Trim!
11:09Trim!
11:10Trim!
11:11It's Trim!
11:12It's Trim!
11:13It's Trim!
11:14It's Trim!
11:15It's Trim!
11:16It's Trim!
11:17It's Trim!
11:18It's Trim!
11:19It's Trim!
11:20It's Trim!
11:21It's Trim!
11:23Howdy!
11:26Here's the phone, Daddy!
11:27Thank you!
11:29Hello!
11:30I'm over here.
11:31I see Redfish, you up.
11:33Yeah, operator.
11:34Let me talk to my boy.
11:35Hey, Travis?
11:36Daddy here.
11:37Travis, Daddy here.
11:40Yeah.
11:41How you doing?
11:42What do you need?
11:44Uh-huh.
11:45You reckon he saw us?
11:46Of course he saw us.
11:48John, didn't he say anything yet?
11:49Because he knows you wouldn't touch me
11:51unless you were going to marry me.
11:52That's why.
11:56Well, that's a strange and wondrous tale, son.
11:58But like everything else, it'll work if you let it.
12:02Uh-huh.
12:03Well, buy one.
12:05Well, if you can't buy one, make one.
12:08But Daddy, I got a big problem.
12:09What am I going to do about combustibles?
12:11Are you going to do something or just BS on the phone all day?
12:16BS?
12:17Daddy, I'm going to call you back.
12:19Lola done solved the energy crisis.
12:21I love you, Daddy.
12:22Bye.
12:23I did.
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