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00:00:00Oh yeah, oh yeah, everything, everything, everything
00:00:28Ain't gonna be alright this morning
00:00:30Oh yeah
00:00:35Now when I was a young boy
00:00:46At the age of five
00:00:50My mother's house gonna be
00:00:53The greatest thing in the life
00:00:58But now I'm a man
00:01:00Way past twenty-one
00:01:03I won't believe me, baby
00:01:06I have lots of fun
00:01:10I'm a man
00:01:12I spell him
00:01:15H-I-N
00:01:21That rubber-thin' mane
00:01:25Yeah
00:01:26No B
00:01:28Woo
00:01:28Oh, child
00:01:32Why
00:01:34That mean, manish boy
00:01:38I'm a man
00:01:40Yeah
00:01:41I'm a full-grown man
00:01:44I'm a man
00:01:47Bill
00:01:48Bill, you hear?
00:01:55Six a.m.
00:01:57Early on a coffee break
00:01:58Or
00:02:03He was overpowered
00:02:06By a gang of ruthless
00:02:07International bad guys
00:02:10It's up to me
00:02:14To stop them now
00:02:15Free scumbags
00:02:26Yeah
00:02:31Alright
00:02:32This is how team
00:02:33Is because
00:02:35I'll put myself
00:02:35To stop them
00:02:37To stop them
00:02:37And
00:02:38It's
00:02:40I'll
00:02:44I'll
00:02:45Inte
00:02:46Get
00:02:47수�違
00:02:48And
00:02:48Lot
00:02:49To stop them
00:02:50òng
00:02:51The girl's best friend
00:02:57Next to me, next to me, next to me, next to me, next to me, next to me, next to me
00:03:03The lion I shoot
00:03:06And will never miss
00:03:09But I make love to a woman
00:03:12She can't resist
00:03:15I think I go down
00:03:18To the old cats and stew
00:03:21I'm gonna bring back my second cousin
00:03:25That little Johnny Cockaloose
00:03:28All of you little girls
00:03:30Sitting out that line
00:03:34I can make love to you, woman
00:03:36Five minutes, John
00:03:39Ain't that a man
00:03:42I spell him
00:03:45A child
00:03:49And me
00:03:52That river can't grow
00:03:55Nothing
00:03:56Oh, child
00:03:59Why
00:04:02That mean man is boy
00:04:05Me
00:04:08I'm a football man
00:04:11Me
00:04:14I'm a natural lover
00:04:17Me
00:04:20Next
00:04:32I'm a natural lover
00:04:46I'm a natural lover
00:04:48I'm a natural lover
00:04:51To be continued
00:04:53To be continued
00:04:54Wake up, tell me!
00:05:14Dinner's ready.
00:05:24Night.
00:05:31This is so easy, it's almost a crime to steal it.
00:05:40Look boss, it says...
00:05:43We're supposed to cut the alarm.
00:05:58We'll cut something.
00:05:59Look at the idiots on my side.
00:06:02Why did you send me idiots?
00:06:04Quick!
00:06:11In here.
00:06:13Grab me the grey rat at the top of the string.
00:06:24The one with the heart.
00:06:29The medic, watch for cops.
00:06:33Don't hurt him.
00:06:34Shut up.
00:06:36Let's go.
00:06:37Do not hurt him.
00:06:39Don't hurt him.
00:06:40It's not hurt him.
00:07:03Now, come back for you.
00:07:13Things will down.
00:07:15Put it back at the top.
00:07:18Okay.
00:07:20Let's get out of here.
00:07:21Where'd you park the car?
00:07:23Uh-oh.
00:07:23You didn't steal the car.
00:07:33Bring one in there, baby.
00:07:44Good hands.
00:07:48Here you go, pops.
00:07:48Hello, Chris.
00:07:49Hey, short stuff.
00:07:50You break any hearts today?
00:07:51Hi, Jack.
00:07:54Hi, Mom.
00:07:56Are you going to eat now, Jack?
00:07:58Huh?
00:07:59Are you going to eat now or when you get up?
00:08:01Now, Mom.
00:08:01I'm not going to bed.
00:08:02I don't know, son.
00:08:04You're going to need your rest.
00:08:06School starts tomorrow.
00:08:07That's the whole point, pops.
00:08:08This is my last day of freedom.
00:08:09I've got to make every minute count.
00:08:10We've got to have adventure.
00:08:11We've got to live on the edge.
00:08:12Gosh, I remember when I was your age.
00:08:14The last day of summer meant going down to the F.W. Wilberth store and buying school supplies.
00:08:22A brand new binder, paper, pens, pencils, a new pencil box, and a razor.
00:08:29Listen, pops, I'd love to stick around and talk all the times with you,
00:08:31but I'd only got 24 hours.
00:08:32You know what I mean?
00:08:33Those little binder tabs.
00:08:36And, of course, a very good steel-edged ruler.
00:08:40That was a very important tool.
00:08:49Hey, bud, what's happened?
00:08:50You are...
00:09:09Six.
00:09:11Six.
00:09:12Six.
00:09:13Six.
00:09:13Nine.
00:09:14Debbie, I thought we were getting ready.
00:09:31The appointment's in half an hour.
00:09:33Okay, Mom.
00:09:35Could you turn the music back up?
00:09:36Tomorrow's our good day back at school, so we want to look our best.
00:09:40Okay, Mom.
00:09:41I'll see you downstairs.
00:09:43Sure, fine.
00:09:44Are we all set to go, dear?
00:10:04Shit.
00:10:09Now this should turn a few heads.
00:10:11Get serious.
00:10:17No boy will even look at me like this.
00:10:19Oh, now, don't be silly.
00:10:21You look adorable.
00:10:22Doesn't she look adorable, Michael?
00:10:24As adorable as a little princess.
00:10:26And just as cute as a button.
00:10:29Who'd want to fuck a button?
00:10:31I didn't hear that.
00:10:33Be real, Mom.
00:10:35I'm 16.
00:10:37It's time I experienced life.
00:10:40Did things.
00:10:41I'm a young woman in full control of her physical being.
00:10:44My hormones are boiling over.
00:10:46Now, Debbie?
00:10:47And now you made me look like a thousand other girls.
00:10:50I'm not going to experience anything looking like this.
00:10:53You look fabulous, sweetheart.
00:10:55And very attractive.
00:10:57Only a complete dickface would find this attractive.
00:11:00Well, what do you think?
00:11:12Is it me?
00:11:14It's you.
00:11:15Definitely.
00:11:19You're blowing my nose a whole new meaning.
00:11:23It's for a sick friend.
00:11:24You think it'll work?
00:11:24Just the thing you need.
00:11:30Great.
00:11:30I'll take it.
00:11:32Terrific.
00:11:33Have a nut.
00:11:35Oh, thanks.
00:11:39That's funny.
00:11:54Oh, excuse me, young man.
00:12:05Would you mind moving that car for me?
00:12:07I'm in a terrible hurry.
00:12:08Came to the right person, ma'am.
00:12:11This will be a moving experience for the both of us.
00:12:24Oh, my God.
00:12:37Oh, my God.
00:12:37Oh, my God.
00:12:41Oh, my God.
00:12:54Oh, my God.
00:13:24You hurt, boss?
00:13:38You're stamping on my hand.
00:13:41Come on, David.
00:13:43Get it up.
00:13:45You can do it.
00:13:47Harder.
00:13:49Harder.
00:13:49I can't do it, Rachel.
00:13:53I can't.
00:13:53Oh, sure you can.
00:13:54Don't worry, David.
00:14:05This happens sometimes.
00:14:07We'll get it up next time.
00:14:08Yeah, if I don't die of a heart attack in the next 30 seconds.
00:14:13Ah, refreshment.
00:14:17Can't I have a Coke, Dad?
00:14:19It's got sugar in it.
00:14:20It'll rot your teeth.
00:14:21Isn't that right, Rachel, honey?
00:14:25That's right, Frank, honey.
00:14:27This is better for you.
00:14:29But how am I supposed to wash all these rocks down?
00:14:32Cabbage juice.
00:14:35Come on, Davey boy.
00:14:36Be a man.
00:14:37David?
00:14:42David, you in here?
00:14:47Hi, Dad.
00:14:49You look as lousy as I feel.
00:14:51What's the matter with you?
00:14:53I OD'd on health.
00:14:56Being a man makes me puke.
00:14:58Oh, it's because you're going about it the wrong way, kiddo.
00:15:01You're exercising the wrong muscle.
00:15:03I see you're your usual subtle self.
00:15:06Subtlety doesn't get you anywhere, David.
00:15:09Especially with women.
00:15:12But this, this gives you the opportunity to say with complete sincerity to any girl,
00:15:18as long as I have a face, you have a place to sit.
00:15:22I appreciate your insights into female sexual habits,
00:15:28but I'm not good with women.
00:15:30I'm much better with inanimate objects.
00:15:32Furniture, plant life, and rock formations.
00:15:38All right, David, I'm just fooling around.
00:15:41Sex isn't everything.
00:15:44Love, happiness.
00:15:48One percent.
00:15:49Jack.
00:15:50Come on, David, old buddy.
00:15:52You're always like this after those muscle sessions with your old man.
00:15:56I'm trying to cheer you up.
00:15:58We've got some living to do.
00:15:59Do we have to?
00:16:03Think of what's waiting for us out there.
00:16:08We've got some living to do.
00:16:09We've got some living to do.
00:16:10We've got some living to do.
00:16:11We've got some living to do.
00:16:11We've got some living to do.
00:16:12We've got some living to do.
00:16:13We've got some living to do.
00:16:13We've got some living to do.
00:16:14We've got some living to do.
00:16:15We've got some living to do.
00:16:16We've got some living to do.
00:16:17We've got some living to do.
00:16:18We've got some living to do.
00:16:19We've got some living to do.
00:16:20We've got some living to do.
00:16:21We've got some living to do.
00:16:22We've got some living to do.
00:16:23We've got some living to do.
00:16:24We've got some living to do.
00:16:25We've got some living to do.
00:16:26We've got some living to do.
00:16:27We've got some living to do.
00:16:28Just a minute.
00:16:41That's what you said 30 minutes ago.
00:16:43Some of the members of this family got to use the bathroom, too.
00:16:46Come on, Angie, open the door.
00:16:48Half an hour ago, nature was calling.
00:16:50Now she's screaming at me. Open the door, Angie.
00:16:52Just a minute, Papa.
00:16:54Hey, what do you want me to do?
00:16:55Take the door off the hinges again? Open up.
00:16:59Sorry, Papa.
00:16:59You look like a streetwalker with all that crap on your face.
00:17:03I look like a fashion model, like in Vogue, you know?
00:17:06Yeah, sure.
00:17:12This sucks a big one.
00:17:28Good to have you, baby.
00:17:46Hi, Vince. How are you doing?
00:17:47Terrific. Couldn't be better.
00:17:49Can you give me a lift?
00:17:49I'm sorry. I'm already late for a tennis game, but I'll call you later.
00:17:52We'll do something, okay?
00:17:53Sure.
00:17:54Good job.
00:17:54What took you so long?
00:18:07Excuse me?
00:18:07I said, what took you so long?
00:18:09I've been waiting half an hour.
00:18:11Oh, my God.
00:18:13Debbie, is that you?
00:18:14It's me, all right.
00:18:15What did you do to your hair?
00:18:17I fixed it.
00:18:18Do you like it?
00:18:20It's certainly different.
00:18:22Good.
00:18:23As long as it's not nice.
00:18:25God, I hate that word, nice.
00:18:28What did your mother say?
00:18:29She mumbled something about God, and then she fainted.
00:18:31What do you really think about it?
00:18:34Well, it's definitely you.
00:18:38By me.
00:18:40Do you mean the home me, or school me, or the real me?
00:18:44No, the real you.
00:18:45No question about it.
00:18:46But is it just, you know, the real me, or is it the real me, me?
00:18:59It's the real you, you.
00:19:06Oh, my God.
00:19:09He's gorgeous.
00:19:10Who?
00:19:11The guy at the back of the bus.
00:19:13Don't look.
00:19:13I said don't look.
00:19:16I guess he's not bad.
00:19:21Not bad?
00:19:22Are you crazy?
00:19:24He is so fine.
00:19:27I don't believe it.
00:19:30What's wrong with you?
00:19:34I think I just had a religious experience.
00:19:37You found God?
00:19:38A goddess.
00:19:39The most exquisitely beautiful creature in the world.
00:19:44The woman of my dreams.
00:19:47Who?
00:19:50That vision of loveliness I had.
00:19:53Which vision of loveliness?
00:19:56The chick in the polka dot dress.
00:20:00Ah.
00:20:03That vision of loveliness.
00:20:08He's what we call prime.
00:20:10Who?
00:20:11The guy sitting beside him.
00:20:14Him, prime, definitely.
00:20:17Then he's all yours.
00:20:19And you will be.
00:20:20This has got to be my lucky day.
00:20:24First the blonde with the pink panties, and now...
00:20:26I'm in love again.
00:20:31Hey, wait a minute.
00:20:32I saw her first.
00:20:33Yeah, but she smiled at me.
00:20:35So maybe she thinks you're funny looking.
00:20:37Uh-huh.
00:20:38I'm in love again.
00:20:41Well, I guess she wouldn't go for a guy like me anyway.
00:20:44Let's make our move.
00:20:45When?
00:20:46Right now.
00:20:48But what about me?
00:20:49Don't worry.
00:20:50She's probably got a friend.
00:20:51Chicks always travel in pairs.
00:20:54And the friend's always a dog.
00:20:56Come on.
00:20:58Oh, God, he's coming this way.
00:20:59Which one?
00:21:00Mine.
00:21:01Oh, God, so is mine.
00:21:02What do we do?
00:21:03Be cool.
00:21:04Pretend we don't even see them.
00:21:06Act natural.
00:21:06See?
00:21:09She has a friend.
00:21:10Is she on a leash?
00:21:14Now there's a trick.
00:21:16Picking up chicks.
00:21:18This is our stop.
00:21:19We'll get off casually, and...
00:21:21No follow.
00:21:22It's as simple as that.
00:21:24That's the plan?
00:21:25Trust me.
00:21:26I know women.
00:21:27Come on.
00:21:29Should we look?
00:21:30Not yet.
00:21:31They won't like us if they think we like them.
00:21:33I don't think they're coming.
00:21:37Don't worry.
00:21:38They're just playing hard to get.
00:21:40They'll be off in a minute.
00:21:45All right.
00:21:47Now we can turn around.
00:21:48Hi there.
00:21:53That's what I call playing hard to get.
00:21:56Should we look now?
00:21:58Okay, just a quick one.
00:22:03Shit.
00:22:05Not only that.
00:22:06We missed our stop.
00:22:08Well, there goes my last chance for happiness.
00:22:11Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:22:12I don't want to hear that kind of talk.
00:22:14We have the whole day ahead of us.
00:22:16We're gonna have adventure.
00:22:18We're gonna have laughs.
00:22:19And you know why?
00:22:20Because we are men.
00:22:22Of action!
00:22:22So, uh, what are we men of action gonna do?
00:22:29Well, buddy, I'm talking about something that starts with an N.
00:22:36And it ends with a K.
00:22:40Does it have a U in it?
00:22:45It most certainly does.
00:22:46All right, listen up, everybody.
00:22:50All you guys and gals, moms and dads in a sort of hangers on here at Fun Park.
00:22:53We are having our last big blast.
00:22:55We're getting ready for it right now.
00:22:578 p.m. tonight, right here up in Midway.
00:22:59All you guys, gals, moms, dads, and pets right here at the Midway.
00:23:03Tonight is tonight.
00:23:04We are getting ready for it right now.
00:23:06The last blast of summer.
00:23:09Drop your socks, grab your partners, and come on down.
00:23:13Leap and Larry, you'll be here first, and I want to see you right here tonight.
00:23:18Fun Park.
00:23:20Very amusing.
00:23:22Hey, they said we're gonna do something that starts with an F and ends with a K.
00:23:27We're gonna.
00:23:28Here.
00:23:30Are you kidding?
00:23:31Look around.
00:23:33This place is crawling with chicks.
00:23:36Yeah, crawling.
00:23:37Like out from under a rock.
00:23:39Don't be negative.
00:23:41End of action, remember?
00:23:43We are the men.
00:23:45And this is the action.
00:23:49Breaking all the rules.
00:23:51That's all I seem to do.
00:23:53To get through to you, baby.
00:23:56That's what I'm paying you to.
00:23:58Breaking all the rules.
00:23:59To get through to you now, baby.
00:24:02Breaking all the rules.
00:24:04That's all I seem to do.
00:24:06I want to make it with you, with you.
00:24:09I'm just playing the fool.
00:24:11Breaking all the rules.
00:24:12I'm really everywhere.
00:24:20I'm not trying to persuade you.
00:24:23Shouldn't think I'm afraid to.
00:24:26Come outside and open up.
00:24:29And let you in, babe.
00:24:31I'm not Caucasian.
00:24:34I'm not Caucasian.
00:24:35And I'm not much for hesitation.
00:24:39I'll do it now.
00:24:41If you want a chance to win, babe.
00:24:45Breaking all the rules.
00:24:46That's all I seem to do.
00:24:48To get through to you, baby.
00:24:51It's what I'm paying you to.
00:24:53Breaking all the rules.
00:24:55To get through to you now, baby.
00:24:58Breaking all the rules.
00:24:59That's all I seem to do.
00:25:01I want to make it with you.
00:25:04Just playing the fool.
00:25:06Breaking all the rules.
00:25:08Breaking everyone.
00:25:09I want to make it with you.
00:25:11I want to make it with you.
00:25:12I want to make it with you.
00:25:13Just playing the fool.
00:25:14Bring it on the rules.
00:25:15Bring it everywhere.
00:25:16Now this is a practice run.
00:25:17What are we practicing for?
00:25:18For the rest of the day.
00:25:19Now just relax.
00:25:20And be heavy.
00:25:22What are we practicing for?
00:25:23For the rest of the day.
00:25:24Now just relax.
00:25:25And be heavy.
00:25:26Girls, how are you?
00:25:42Glad to see you.
00:25:43Hi, Jack.
00:25:44I love it.
00:25:45This is my good friend, David.
00:25:47Hi, David.
00:25:48Hi, David.
00:25:49Hi, David.
00:25:50Hi, David.
00:25:51Oh, shit.
00:25:53Could you get that for me, sweetheart?
00:25:56Thanks, honey.
00:26:12Could you put it back on?
00:26:14My fingernails are wet.
00:26:21Well, go ahead.
00:26:22It's not going to bite you.
00:26:26You're a real marksman, kid.
00:26:54What are we doing here?
00:26:56It's clear that you're not yet comfortable with the female anatomy, David, old buddy.
00:27:01You need a new perspective.
00:27:03What are you talking about?
00:27:05Observe.
00:27:06This is wrong, Jack.
00:27:07I know.
00:27:08We shouldn't be doing this.
00:27:09I know.
00:27:10Get a load of the ass on that one.
00:27:11I know.
00:27:12Get a load of the ass on that one.
00:27:13I know.
00:27:14What's that?
00:27:15Don't worry about it.
00:27:16It's just water.
00:27:17You sure?
00:27:18You sure?
00:27:19Trust me.
00:27:20I know.
00:27:21I know.
00:27:22I know.
00:27:23What's that?
00:27:24Don't worry about it.
00:27:25It's just water.
00:27:26You sure?
00:27:27Trust me.
00:27:28Where the hell is he?
00:27:29Where the hell is he?
00:27:30Where the hell have you been?
00:27:31Buying a ticket for the diamond jubilee draw.
00:27:33What?
00:27:34To throw off suspicion.
00:27:35If we have a ticket on the draw, nobody will think we stole the diamond.
00:27:40Smart, huh?
00:27:41I'm dazzled by the brilliance of your plan.
00:27:43Come on.
00:27:44Come on.
00:27:45What?
00:27:46To throw off suspicion.
00:27:47If we have a ticket on the draw, nobody will think we stole the diamond.
00:27:52Smart, huh?
00:27:55I'm dazzled by the brilliance of your plan.
00:28:16Shit!
00:28:21Hello.
00:28:22Yeah, this is Charlie.
00:28:25Yeah?
00:28:28What do you mean I'm not covered? I pay you guys a fortune in premiums.
00:28:32What are you talking about? My security is the best money I can buy. You guys okayed it.
00:28:37He was hit on the head for...
00:28:40Now look, don't give me that shit. I can't eat a $50,000 loss, it'll break me.
00:28:44Now I want to see some action, and I want to see it now.
00:28:51Hi, Jack.
00:28:52Morning.
00:28:58Is something wrong, Charlie?
00:29:00Somebody stole the goddamn diamond.
00:29:03Nothing to worry about, though. Don't give it a second thought.
00:29:07Never any trouble in Fun Park. Right, kid?
00:29:11Now, what can I do for you?
00:29:12I came for my last paycheck, but if you're busy, I can...
00:29:15No, no, no, forget it. How much do I owe you?
00:29:17With deductions, about $150. You can check with the bookkeeper.
00:29:21I trust you, kid. You say it's $150, and it's $150.
00:29:25Here.
00:29:30Thanks, Charlie.
00:29:32You sure everything's okay?
00:29:34Now, if Charlie says everything's okay, everything's okay. Right?
00:29:38Right?
00:29:40Okay, go on, get out of here. Go have some fun.
00:29:43Thanks a lot, Charlie. See you next summer.
00:29:44Sure thing, Jack.
00:29:45Oh, and bring your little pal along with you, too. We'll put him to work.
00:29:48Put a little muscle on him.
00:29:49Come on.
00:30:06It's not fair.
00:30:07Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:30:09Funny either.
00:30:11Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:30:13Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:30:17It's not fair.
00:30:19Why, you whimper and fabric.
00:30:21You couldn't hit a barn a mile wide.
00:30:23No.
00:30:24Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:30:26Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:30:28You got a winner here. Come on, honey, give it a try.
00:30:31Come on, honey, give it a try.
00:30:34All right, honey, come on, you can do it.
00:30:35All you've got to do is put it out.
00:30:37David, this is amazing. Come here.
00:30:39What?
00:30:39It's those two chicks from the bus.
00:30:42Over by that game board. Come on, let's go.
00:30:43I don't know, Jack.
00:30:45David.
00:30:46What are we?
00:30:47I don't know, Jack.
00:30:48What are we, huh?
00:30:50Man of action.
00:30:51Right, what do we do?
00:30:52We go for it.
00:30:53Right, let's go.
00:30:55Come on.
00:30:56Nothing to it, babe.
00:30:57Just put it in the hole, honey.
00:30:59Let's see what you can do.
00:31:00Nothing to it.
00:31:01Yeah.
00:31:01Ah!
00:31:05Sorry.
00:31:06I guess I should throw underhand.
00:31:08Here, kid.
00:31:09You win.
00:31:11I still have one ball left.
00:31:12So do I.
00:31:14I don't want to keep it.
00:31:16Allow me, ladies.
00:31:19Sometimes a steady hand and a gentle touch looks best.
00:31:27We've got another winner, another winner, a winner every time.
00:31:31I want that one right up on top.
00:31:41What difference does it make? A mouse is a mouse.
00:31:45It's special.
00:31:59It's anti-social.
00:32:01That's why I want it.
00:32:04Come on, pal, you know what women are like.
00:32:08Yeah, I know what women are like.
00:32:20Satisfied?
00:32:21Period.
00:32:22Thanks, pal.
00:32:23Thanks, pal.
00:32:24Let's go.
00:32:30Kids.
00:32:30Thanks for the stuffed animals.
00:32:40Yeah, thanks.
00:32:42Please, don't mention it.
00:32:44I'm Jack.
00:32:45This is my good friend, David.
00:32:46Bye.
00:32:48Would you care to join us for lunch?
00:32:50Hi, man.
00:32:50This is my good friend, Debbie.
00:32:53Bye.
00:32:55Bye.
00:32:56Is that an old lunch?
00:32:57But I thought we came to meet guys.
00:33:01That's the last we'll ever see of them out there.
00:33:05We'll see more of them than you think.
00:33:07Look where they're going.
00:33:07Where are they?
00:33:23Be patient.
00:33:24Any second now.
00:33:35I don't think this is water, Jack.
00:33:37Look at that, Harry.
00:33:43What the hell happened here?
00:33:45They attacked me when I wasn't looking.
00:33:48What do you think happened?
00:33:49Hey, boss.
00:33:50How do we find the one with the duck?
00:33:54Say, pal.
00:33:56You wouldn't mind a chance happen to remember
00:33:58which one of these lovely little gray rodents
00:34:01was on the top of that string over there, would you?
00:34:05Of course I remember.
00:34:07It was this one.
00:34:11Or maybe this one.
00:34:13Or maybe this one.
00:34:16It's very cute.
00:34:20Now, what do women want more than anything else?
00:34:25Sex?
00:34:25Attention.
00:34:28They love to be pursued.
00:34:30And you said...
00:34:31You gotta be aggressive.
00:34:32You gotta show them who's in control.
00:34:35I know what it's stuff.
00:34:38When they say no,
00:34:39they really mean yes.
00:34:41I remember that.
00:34:42I read somewhere that girls like...
00:34:44Forget about it.
00:34:46This isn't the kind of stuff you can learn from books.
00:34:49You gotta be experienced.
00:34:51Let's go.
00:34:51What do men want more than anything else?
00:34:57Yeah.
00:34:58Attention.
00:35:00Sex.
00:35:01Mmm.
00:35:02Then let's give them some.
00:35:03We don't want to make it too easy.
00:35:05They like it when it's hard.
00:35:08We like it when it's hard, too.
00:35:11Debbie, you're difficult.
00:35:13First thing you do is make them laugh.
00:35:18It always works.
00:35:23Well, hello, ladies.
00:35:28See what I mean?
00:35:31My associate and I were wondering if you two...
00:35:33lovely ladies...
00:35:36might like to join us on a nice...
00:35:38romantic ride.
00:35:43Get out of my way, booger breath.
00:36:01Well, who are you trying to please?
00:36:04You got caught in the royal squeeze again.
00:36:07Stand up for what you know is right.
00:36:14Even if you gotta fight.
00:36:17Too late to be polite again.
00:36:19Got you, kid.
00:36:20Ha-ha, sucker.
00:36:21Go, fuck.
00:36:22I don't.
00:36:26You're just wishing
00:36:28endlessly
00:36:30Mavis got the courage
00:36:34To dangerously
00:36:37He's hoping that you stop
00:36:40Won't be a tragedy
00:36:43You're looking for a miracle
00:36:47But you can't let it be
00:36:50Got a problem
00:37:05There's a solution
00:37:07Don't be blinded by confusion
00:37:10Hey, wait a minute.
00:37:11We'll do our own conclusions now
00:37:14Should've had a good joke.
00:37:18No, that's too bad.
00:37:19How are you doing there?
00:37:20Fantastic.
00:37:21It's a beautiful day.
00:37:22Come on, sonny, everyone.
00:37:23So, wait a second.
00:37:24Oh, one more.
00:37:25Come on.
00:37:25You put one in
00:37:26I'll give you two free balls.
00:37:27Thank you a lot, honey.
00:37:29It's a beautiful day, everyone.
00:37:31So, why don't you
00:37:32Try your luck out here.
00:37:35Debbie, where are you?
00:37:37Debbie, what's wrong?
00:37:38Did you get sick?
00:37:38Yeah.
00:37:39I'm getting sick
00:37:40Of being bumped all the time.
00:37:41Debbie, do I detect
00:37:42A note of hostility
00:37:43Towards your best friend?
00:37:45I don't have a best friend.
00:37:46A best friend
00:37:47Wouldn't try to steal
00:37:47The man of my dreams
00:37:48Away from me.
00:37:49What?
00:37:51You like Jack?
00:37:52I thought you liked his friend
00:37:53The little guy.
00:37:54What's his name?
00:37:55I thought you liked
00:37:55The little guy.
00:37:57No, I like Jack.
00:37:59But if you like him
00:38:00You take him.
00:38:01He's just another guy.
00:38:02Not a mine, really.
00:38:03Doesn't matter now.
00:38:05I don't really care anymore.
00:38:07Debbie, let's not let a guy
00:38:08Come between us.
00:38:09We've been friends
00:38:10Too long for that.
00:38:11Yeah, you're right.
00:38:14So you take Jack.
00:38:15No, you take him.
00:38:17He obviously likes you better.
00:38:20And maybe the little guy
00:38:21Is not so bad after all.
00:38:23You didn't go after the blonde.
00:38:28What happened?
00:38:30You said I'm supposed to go after the blonde.
00:38:32Why not?
00:38:34Do you have a lot in common?
00:38:35You have a little funny hair.
00:38:39But I like Angie.
00:38:41But Angie's obviously mad about me.
00:38:44Yeah, I noticed.
00:38:45Come on, baby, old buddy.
00:38:48Cheer up.
00:38:50Blonde is cute.
00:38:51Full of life.
00:38:53Probably an absolute monster in bed.
00:38:55How can you tell that?
00:38:57Are you kidding?
00:38:58Look at the way she's dressed.
00:39:00She's dying to get laid.
00:39:01Yeah?
00:39:02Just remember.
00:39:04No means yes.
00:39:09Maybe she likes the intellectual thing.
00:39:11Sure she does.
00:39:13She'll probably fuck your brains right up.
00:39:15Take a shot at it.
00:39:21I don't like to think too much about things.
00:39:23I like to be impulsive.
00:39:25Do things, you know?
00:39:27Hey!
00:39:28Let's go, huh?
00:39:29What do you have to do
00:39:30To get some action around here?
00:39:32Lovely view from up here, isn't it?
00:39:33Come on.
00:39:34Let's rock it.
00:39:35Rock it!
00:39:38Hey, what's the matter?
00:39:40Aren't you having any fun?
00:39:43That looks like fun.
00:39:45Let's do that.
00:39:47You messed my hair.
00:39:49You scared?
00:39:51Be serious.
00:39:52Be serious.
00:39:52Give me another doll.
00:40:08That was the last one, boss.
00:40:11You got any more of those rats?
00:40:13They're not rats.
00:40:14They're mice.
00:40:15I don't have any.
00:40:17Hey, how about some pandas?
00:40:19Uh, no.
00:40:22They're really cute.
00:40:24Listen, how many of those little gray things you give away?
00:40:27This is very important, okay?
00:40:29So think.
00:40:30I don't know, uh, five, maybe six.
00:40:33You remember to whom?
00:40:34By this time of the season, everybody looks the same.
00:40:37Hey!
00:40:37I don't look like nobody else.
00:40:39You want it?
00:40:40You should kill him, boss.
00:40:41Forget it.
00:40:41Forget it.
00:40:42We gotta find those dolls.
00:40:43Come on.
00:40:43I'm bored.
00:41:12I want some action.
00:41:15Well, my sentiments exactly.
00:41:18Let's be really wild.
00:41:20Really crazy.
00:41:21Let's do something we've never done before.
00:41:25Can I lick your tonsils?
00:41:27No.
00:41:29Did you say no?
00:41:30No.
00:41:30No.
00:41:30No.
00:41:30No.
00:41:30No.
00:41:30No.
00:41:30No.
00:41:30No.
00:41:31No.
00:41:32No.
00:41:33No.
00:41:34No.
00:41:35No.
00:41:36No.
00:41:37No.
00:41:38No.
00:41:39No.
00:41:40No.
00:41:41No.
00:41:42No.
00:41:42No.
00:41:42No.
00:41:42Oh, baby.
00:42:00Oh, baby.
00:42:01Oh, baby.
00:42:03Oh, I thought you said no.
00:42:06Oh, baby.
00:42:08You're so beautiful.
00:42:10You were wonderful.
00:42:24You're an animal.
00:42:33I'll let go if you let go.
00:42:34You let go first.
00:42:36Okay, here goes.
00:42:37One, two, three.
00:42:40But I thought no meant yes.
00:42:43No.
00:42:43No means no.
00:42:46Hmm.
00:42:47I've been misinformed.
00:42:51Hey, Angie!
00:42:52Wait up!
00:43:03Angie?
00:43:05What happened?
00:43:06That asshole tried to rape me on the roller coaster.
00:43:10He did?
00:43:10He was an animal pulling at me, slobbering like a fiend.
00:43:15Really?
00:43:16I never want to see him again as long as I live.
00:43:19Oh, you're absolutely right.
00:43:21The man is an animal.
00:43:22A pig.
00:43:23I thought you said girls wanted to be taken.
00:43:29I thought they did.
00:43:31I guess I was wrong.
00:43:32Yeah, no shit.
00:43:34I thought I was doing great with Angie, but then she exploded.
00:43:38You do any better with Debbie?
00:43:39We were locked in an embrace for about five minutes, if that gives you any idea.
00:43:43At least one of us did all right.
00:43:45Doubt if Angie will ever talk to me again.
00:43:47Really?
00:43:50Never talk to you again.
00:43:55Listen, Jack.
00:43:56Why don't you take a shot at Debbie?
00:43:58Help you get over this traumatic experience, huh?
00:44:01Regain your confidence, you know.
00:44:03I wouldn't dream of cutting in on your action, Dave.
00:44:05Nah, forget about it.
00:44:06We're friends, Jack.
00:44:07What's mine is yours.
00:44:10I don't know.
00:44:11I don't think she's my type.
00:44:13Are you kidding?
00:44:14She's probably a real fireball.
00:44:15I mean, she is a real fireball.
00:44:17She's dying for more.
00:44:19I don't know.
00:44:21Come on, Jack, little buddy.
00:44:23You're men of action.
00:44:26I'll go for it.
00:44:31This is really grossing me out.
00:44:33It's okay.
00:44:33I'm all right now.
00:44:34Really?
00:44:35No, no, it's not okay.
00:44:37I'll tell you what I'm going to do, Angie.
00:44:39Because you're my best friend,
00:44:41I'm going to teach that jerk a lesson.
00:44:43You don't have to do that, Debbie.
00:44:44Forget it.
00:44:45No, no, I insist.
00:44:47He deserves it.
00:44:48He'll be sorry he ever went after you.
00:44:53No pervert can do things like that
00:44:55to my best friend.
00:44:59Oh, God.
00:45:03Hey, look, Jack.
00:45:05He likes...
00:45:05Oh, shit.
00:45:09I'm going to talk to you, mister.
00:45:15Uh-oh.
00:45:16Where's Angie?
00:45:17He's in the washroom.
00:45:19Is this going to hurt?
00:45:19Hi, Angie.
00:45:37Hi, Angie.
00:45:37Hi, David.
00:45:39You're not supposed to be in here.
00:45:41This is the girls' washroom.
00:45:44Separate washrooms are merely a social device
00:45:47to keep men and women from pissing in the same pot.
00:45:51You know, I never thought of it that way.
00:45:54Of course you have.
00:45:55Do you have separate washrooms at home?
00:45:56No, but my father wishes we did.
00:45:58Sounds like an intelligent chap.
00:46:01Obviously from the old school.
00:46:04Shall we leave this place?
00:46:08You're kind of cute for a little guy.
00:46:11Did you know Napoleon was only five feet tall?
00:46:15Who's Napoleon?
00:46:16What the hell is this?
00:46:39Open it.
00:46:42You know this kid?
00:46:44Yeah.
00:46:45Jack Fleming.
00:46:46He's a good boy.
00:46:47He's worked with me now three summers.
00:46:50I'm okay to tell you this, Charlie,
00:46:51but his fingerprints were all over the case
00:46:54the diamond was in.
00:46:55You made a mistake.
00:46:59They matched the fingerprints
00:47:01in a security clearance file.
00:47:04You seen him today?
00:47:06Yeah, sure.
00:47:06He was in earlier.
00:47:07He's in the park now.
00:47:09I'm telling you.
00:47:10You got the wrong guy.
00:47:14I guess she hates me.
00:47:16She does.
00:47:17I guess she's kind of pissed off.
00:47:18She almost called the police.
00:47:20She did?
00:47:21Don't worry.
00:47:21I managed to talk her out of it.
00:47:23Thanks.
00:47:26I guess she never wants to see me again.
00:47:28Never.
00:47:29It's pretty final.
00:47:30She said you're an animal.
00:47:32Yeah.
00:47:33I guess I am.
00:47:37I understand you had a small problem
00:47:40with my associate.
00:47:41It's definitely not my type.
00:47:43Oh, really?
00:47:44What is your type?
00:47:46I don't know.
00:47:46I'm still trying to decide.
00:47:48Sometimes a guy drives a Corvette.
00:47:51Sometimes a guy drives a Trans Am.
00:47:53Sometimes a Camaro.
00:47:55I don't know.
00:47:55What about you?
00:47:57Myself, I prefer older women.
00:47:58Oh, 20, 21.
00:48:00Mature, worldly, sophisticated, you know.
00:48:03But not too seasoned.
00:48:04Where do you find these women?
00:48:07I don't find them.
00:48:09They find me.
00:48:10What else do you look for in a moment?
00:48:14Oh, I'm not fussy.
00:48:16I like women with all their limbs.
00:48:18You know, David, you're the only boy who's really made me laugh.
00:48:24Really?
00:48:27All right, I admit it.
00:48:29I'm a pig.
00:48:31I can't control my sexual urges.
00:48:34I treat women like sex objects.
00:48:37All I care about are the pleasures of the flesh.
00:48:40Well, I promise you, here and now,
00:48:44that I am never, ever going to behave like that again.
00:48:48I'm turning over a new leaf.
00:48:50And you can tell Angie that.
00:48:53I don't believe you.
00:48:55No, I mean it.
00:48:55I'm serious.
00:48:56You mean to say if a sexy, beautiful woman walked by right now,
00:49:00you wouldn't do a thing?
00:49:01Nope.
00:49:02Wouldn't care.
00:49:03What if she did this?
00:49:08Nothing.
00:49:10What about this?
00:49:14Wouldn't bother me a bit.
00:49:16What if she did this?
00:49:20Uh-uh.
00:49:21Nothing.
00:49:25Not a thing.
00:49:26Well, what if she did this?
00:49:29Huh?
00:49:49Yeah.
00:49:50I'm going to get a Corvette.
00:49:51Soon.
00:49:52Soon as I'm tall enough to reach the gas pedal.
00:49:55What are you driving now?
00:49:56I got one of those flashy Italian jobs.
00:49:58You know the kind.
00:49:59Ten speeds, two wheels.
00:50:01Gets about two million miles to the gallon.
00:50:04Thank you, David.
00:50:06Well, thank you for what?
00:50:07For making me feel so much better.
00:50:09Half an hour until I was ready to go home.
00:50:11Home?
00:50:12The night is young.
00:50:14And so are we.
00:50:15Let's do something adventurous.
00:50:17Let's do something crazy.
00:50:18Let's do something crazy.
00:50:18Let's live on the edge.
00:50:24Okay.
00:50:25Okay.
00:50:25Okay, I'm ready.
00:50:43Let's do it.
00:50:44Do what?
00:50:45You know.
00:50:46It.
00:50:47Working out here?
00:50:48Why not?
00:50:50Are you afraid to do it in public?
00:50:51Are you kidding?
00:50:52Then a lot of times in public and private all over the place.
00:50:56Good.
00:50:56Because I wouldn't want my first time ruined by an amateur.
00:50:59This is your first time.
00:51:00Uh-huh.
00:51:02You wouldn't know it.
00:51:03So what do we do first?
00:51:05Um.
00:51:07Well, uh.
00:51:08First we, um.
00:51:11Moan.
00:51:12Moan?
00:51:13Yeah, you know, moan.
00:51:14Like this.
00:51:14Are you sure?
00:51:44You've done this before?
00:51:45Are you kidding me?
00:51:46At least a thousand times.
00:51:48So let's take her clothes off.
00:51:51Not yet.
00:51:53Next we have, um.
00:51:55Foreplay.
00:51:56We already had foreplay.
00:51:58We need more.
00:52:05We'll have foreplay later.
00:52:06Let's just take her clothes off, okay?
00:52:10Sure, why not?
00:52:11Oh, great.
00:52:12My zipper's stuck.
00:52:21Oh, butch.
00:52:22That could be a problem.
00:52:24Here, let me try.
00:52:30Gee, that's too bad.
00:52:32And I was really looking forward to this.
00:52:34We'll just have to do it another time, that's all.
00:52:36Don't worry.
00:52:39I'll get it.
00:52:43I think, I think it's coming.
00:52:55Debbie.
00:52:55Debbie.
00:52:56I almost, I almost got it.
00:52:58There.
00:53:00There.
00:53:15What's wrong?
00:53:17I can't get it up.
00:53:18That could really be a problem.
00:53:25What are you supposed to say we're doing?
00:53:28Good job.
00:53:29I read somewhere that men and women go through an average of 6.2 relationships in the course
00:53:39of a lifetime.
00:53:41That's interesting.
00:53:42Was that in psychology today?
00:53:43Positive policy.
00:53:45What do you suppose 0.2 of a relationship is?
00:53:47I don't know.
00:53:49Maybe it's a quickie in the back of a Toyota.
00:53:52Have you ever had a quickie, David?
00:53:53Are you kidding me?
00:53:54I get great quickie.
00:53:56I've never had a quickie.
00:53:58Matter of fact, I've never had sex of any kind.
00:54:00You haven't?
00:54:01Neither have I.
00:54:02That's great.
00:54:03Why is that great?
00:54:05I don't know.
00:54:06I figured you'd been around the block more times than the mailman.
00:54:09What would make you think that?
00:54:11Well, because you're so beautiful and sexy.
00:54:14That's the problem.
00:54:15Everybody thinks that if you're pretty, you fool around a lot.
00:54:18That's one problem I don't have.
00:54:20I think you're kind of pretty.
00:54:23You do?
00:54:25Someday I'd like to start one of those 6.2 relationships that we're supposed to have.
00:54:29Wouldn't you?
00:54:31Yeah.
00:54:32But right now, I'd settle for the 0.2.
00:54:39Angie!
00:54:39Hey, Angie!
00:54:45Hi, Vince.
00:54:46Hi, Angie.
00:54:46I called your mother.
00:54:47She told me you were here.
00:54:48What are you doing on this kiddie ride anyways?
00:54:49Come on.
00:54:50Let's go have some real fun.
00:54:51I want to introduce you to some friends.
00:54:53Come on.
00:54:54Vince.
00:54:54No buts, Angie.
00:54:55Let's go.
00:54:55Summer's almost over.
00:54:56I always wanted to make it on the sky ride.
00:55:19Is there anywhere you don't want to make it?
00:55:23Well, I'm thinking.
00:55:28I'm thinking.
00:55:29You're thinking.
00:55:32You girls have only one thing on your mind.
00:55:36You think that just because a guy has a great body, he's easy.
00:55:40Well, I am tired of being treated like a sex object.
00:55:46I want to be treated like a person for a change.
00:55:51I'll treat you like a person, baby.
00:55:54Hey, David.
00:55:55Oh.
00:56:07Hey, David.
00:56:10David.
00:56:13Hi.
00:56:14Hi.
00:56:16I guess you came back for this.
00:56:17No.
00:56:18I came back for you.
00:56:19You did?
00:56:23For me?
00:56:25What about that other guy?
00:56:28What other guy?
00:56:31Come on.
00:56:32Let's go live on the edge.
00:56:33I've never met a girl as wide as you before.
00:56:51You ain't seen nothing yet.
00:56:52Hey.
00:57:00Hey.
00:57:00Hey.
00:57:03Jack, quick.
00:57:26Hurry up.
00:57:28Jack?
00:57:29I'm trying.
00:57:29Hey.
00:57:33All right.
00:57:40Come to a place where the action never stops.
00:57:45Climb with me and we can fly right to the top.
00:57:51There's a whole lot of room up here, so get in.
00:57:57There ain't a whole lot of time left and everybody blaze the wind.
00:58:01Everyone knows where everyone goes.
00:58:06When you're feeling down, you can come around to the fun park.
00:58:12Oh, yeah.
00:58:14It's going to be all right.
00:58:16Let's go to the fun park.
00:58:18All right.
00:58:19Everybody dance all night.
00:58:22Down the fun park.
00:58:23Oh, yeah.
00:58:25It's going to be all right.
00:58:28Let's go to the fun park.
00:58:29All right.
00:58:30Everybody dance all night.
00:58:35Fun park.
00:58:37Oh, yeah.
00:58:38It's going to be all right.
00:58:41Let's go to the fun park.
00:58:42All right.
00:58:44Everybody dance all night.
00:58:46Down the fun park.
00:58:48Oh, yeah.
00:58:50Everybody dance.
00:58:52Everybody dance all night.
00:58:55So, you want to go to the dance tonight?
00:59:01I don't dance.
00:59:03But I like to watch.
00:59:05You mean you wouldn't go with me?
00:59:07I could show you how.
00:59:08It's fast.
00:59:09I have two left feet.
00:59:11Well, that's okay, because I have two right feet.
00:59:13We'll make a perfect couple.
00:59:14I'll give you three bucks for you.
00:59:29We ain't got 50 bucks, boss.
00:59:30How much we got?
00:59:31Three.
00:59:32Three bucks.
00:59:33We spent 200 bucks today.
00:59:34No, no, no.
00:59:35Relax, relax, relax.
00:59:36You're among friends, right?
00:59:38I'll give you three bucks for you.
00:59:42Like the lady said, the mouse isn't for sale.
00:59:45We'll just have to take it then, won't we?
00:59:47Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
01:00:09Now you're my size.
01:00:11Now you're bigger than me.
01:00:14Now you're my size again.
01:00:16And now you're bigger than me again.
01:00:23So I guess a pretty girl like you has a boyfriend or two.
01:00:27Just one.
01:00:29Oh, yeah?
01:00:30What's he like?
01:00:31He's energetic.
01:00:33He's got a wild sense of humor.
01:00:36He likes to have fun and he's very good looking.
01:00:39Sounds all right, I guess.
01:00:41You like that type?
01:00:42I like that type.
01:00:44He's got one bad quality, though.
01:00:47Oh, yeah?
01:00:48What's that?
01:00:50He's a pig.
01:00:57I like this guy.
01:00:58You should see more of him.
01:01:02Oh, look, there's David.
01:01:03What do you suppose he's doing?
01:01:09I don't know.
01:01:10He must be on some kind of ride.
01:01:11It looks like he's having fun.
01:01:13Yeah.
01:01:13But there aren't any rides over there.
01:01:19Come on.
01:01:21There we go, you moron!
01:01:23What's the matter?
01:01:25Aren't you having any fun?
01:01:28Relax, cutie.
01:01:30Baby face won't hurt you a little fan.
01:01:32It ain't here.
01:01:41What should I do with the little fella, boss?
01:01:45Put him down, shithead.
01:01:46I said put him down.
01:01:49Oh, what, punk?
01:01:52You're not so brave now, huh, hotshot?
01:01:58Come on, mister.
01:02:00Let him go.
01:02:01He didn't do anything to you.
01:02:03Make your deal.
01:02:04You give us the rat, we give you the runt.
01:02:07The doll?
01:02:10Yeah, the doll.
01:02:13Why not?
01:02:15Okay?
01:02:18Debbie, let him have it.
01:02:19Okay.
01:02:34Hey.
01:02:35That belongs to me, kid.
01:02:37Give me it.
01:02:44No, I don't think so.
01:02:45Hey.
01:02:45Hey.
01:02:46Hey.
01:02:47Hey.
01:02:59Yeah.
01:03:00Look, they're after me.
01:03:10I know my way around here.
01:03:11You go that way, and I'll lead them off the other way, and I'll meet you back at Charlie's.
01:03:14Got it.
01:03:15Tell them I have the diamond.
01:03:17You go with them.
01:03:18I'm staying with you.
01:03:20It's too dangerous, Debbie.
01:03:21I'm not leaving you.
01:03:22This is no time to argue.
01:03:23There they are.
01:03:29The big guy had me by my neck.
01:03:30He was pushing me up and down like this.
01:03:32The other guy has a knife.
01:03:36Shit.
01:03:38Jack, wake over here.
01:03:39I don't believe it.
01:03:43I love you.
01:03:45I love you too, Jack, but this is not the time or the place.
01:03:47No, no, your underwear.
01:03:49You love my underwear?
01:03:51Let's go.
01:04:03It's you.
01:04:04You're the one I saw this morning on the street, but your hair is different.
01:04:06Couldn't be any more different than it is now.
01:04:10I can't believe I fell in love with you twice on the same day.
01:04:13What are the odds on that?
01:04:15What are the odds on getting off this roof?
01:04:23After you.
01:04:27Jack?
01:04:43Okay, kitties, give me the rock.
01:04:47No way.
01:04:48Come on.
01:04:50I'll give you 50 bucks for it.
01:04:51Blow it out, your ass.
01:04:55Listen.
01:04:57Two kinds of people in the world, all right?
01:04:59Smart ones and dead ones.
01:05:03What are you?
01:05:03Gee, boss, they should have taken the 50 bucks.
01:05:21Come on.
01:05:24Go get them.
01:05:24Hey, boss, this is fun.
01:05:40I'm okay, boss.
01:05:42I'm okay.
01:05:43Go for it, girl.
01:05:48Jump!
01:05:48Jump!
01:05:54That appears to be safe.
01:06:00Mm-hmm.
01:06:05All right.
01:06:20I made it!
01:06:20No!
01:06:23No!
01:06:24We did it, Denny.
01:06:32We lost him.
01:06:34You really fell in love with me this morning?
01:06:38From the minute I saw you.
01:06:40But I look so regular then.
01:06:42I thought you were special.
01:06:45Very special.
01:06:46Really?
01:06:48I've been in love with you for over...
01:06:5212 hours now.
01:06:54Gee.
01:06:54Gee.
01:06:55That's practically a lifetime.
01:06:59Whoa!
01:07:07Oh, jeez.
01:07:13We got them, boss.
01:07:15We got them.
01:07:17Good.
01:07:18Good.
01:07:18Where are they?
01:07:21Right behind you.
01:07:26Oh, good.
01:07:28Good.
01:07:28Just, uh, hold them still.
01:07:30Hold them still.
01:07:31Now, uh, kid.
01:07:34Give me the, uh...
01:07:37Give me the, uh...
01:07:38The diamond.
01:07:40The diamond.
01:07:40Right.
01:07:41Give me the diamond.
01:07:42If you want a big face,
01:07:45you're gonna have to take it.
01:07:48Look, um,
01:07:50have you give me the ice
01:07:51or we'll make her face
01:07:53look like her hair.
01:07:54What's that supposed to mean,
01:07:55grease ball?
01:07:55Shut up, wirehead.
01:07:59What do you say, kid?
01:08:01You don't leave me much choice.
01:08:03Don't give it to him, Jack.
01:08:04He's an asshole.
01:08:12Diamonds are supposed to be
01:08:12a girl's best friend.
01:08:16You...
01:08:16almost qualify.
01:08:17They're getting away, boss.
01:08:22They're getting away.
01:08:24Who gives a shit?
01:08:26You got the diamond.
01:08:31Jack, I brought the police.
01:08:33You Jack Fleming.
01:08:34Yeah.
01:08:35Boy, am I glad to see you guys.
01:08:38You're under arrest.
01:08:47Okay, Fleming.
01:09:00You're next.
01:09:05I'm sorry, Jack.
01:09:06This is all my fault.
01:09:08I shouldn't have gone to the police.
01:09:09I tried to explain to them.
01:09:11Don't worry about it, David.
01:09:12They don't have a thing on me.
01:09:13But they found your fingerprints
01:09:14on some case.
01:09:15Jesus Christ.
01:09:19I was from this morning.
01:09:21Fleming!
01:09:26Wait.
01:09:27Listen, I have an idea.
01:09:30Now, whatever you do,
01:09:31don't let them leave
01:09:31until I get back.
01:09:32What do you want me to do?
01:09:33Stall them, ramble on,
01:09:34tell them your life story, anything.
01:09:37What are you gonna do?
01:09:38Deliver the diamond
01:09:39and the guys who stole it.
01:09:40Men of action, remember?
01:09:43Women of action, too.
01:09:45All right, I'll talk.
01:10:09You will?
01:10:10Yes.
01:10:14Yes, I can't stand it anymore.
01:10:16The constant badgering,
01:10:17the endless accusations.
01:10:20I'll tell you whatever you want to know.
01:10:22Just let me rest.
01:10:25You just got here.
01:10:25Look at the size of his mother.
01:10:37Hey, you!
01:10:40Go ahead.
01:10:42Make my day.
01:10:44Holy shit.
01:10:45Who's that?
01:10:46I don't know.
01:10:48I don't want to find out.
01:10:50Hi there.
01:10:51Remember me?
01:10:52You don't mind if I take this, do you?
01:10:55Hey, wait a minute.
01:10:56I wouldn't suggest moving.
01:10:58My buddy back there has a very big gun.
01:11:00And he likes using it.
01:11:02So, uh...
01:11:04Why don't you put your hands up?
01:11:06No!
01:11:08You thought I was just a punk, didn't you?
01:11:10Someone you could push around.
01:11:12Well, how does it feel now, tough guys?
01:11:15I bet you're ready to shit your pants, aren't you?
01:11:18Well, I'm going to be leaving now.
01:11:20But my friend back there,
01:11:22he's going to hang around
01:11:22and keep an eye on you clowns.
01:11:24At least till the cops come.
01:11:28Hey, what are you doing?
01:11:29Are you crazy?
01:11:31You want to die?
01:11:32It's your funeral.
01:11:35Oh, shit.
01:11:39Go ahead.
01:11:40Go ahead.
01:11:40Go ahead.
01:11:41Go ahead.
01:11:41Go ahead.
01:11:42Go ahead.
01:11:43Go ahead.
01:11:44Where is he?
01:11:56I can't see him.
01:11:58He's got to be around here somewhere.
01:11:59Well, find him then.
01:12:01Split up.
01:12:02Hey, you big dummy!
01:12:19I got you now, you little fat...
01:12:21Yeah, that's it.
01:12:31I was desperate, see?
01:12:32I figured you cops were going to nail me for that payroll job,
01:12:34so I needed some quick dough to blow town.
01:12:37Payroll job?
01:12:39Say, you can't pin out on me, copper.
01:12:41I had nothing to do with that.
01:12:42It was Lefty's mob.
01:12:43Lefty?
01:12:45Lefty who?
01:12:46All right, all right, so I was there, but they forced me to go along.
01:12:49They threatened to tell Moose about the 50 grand.
01:12:51I don't understand.
01:12:52Moose?
01:12:52Don't you see?
01:12:54There was nothing else I can do.
01:12:55Moose is crazy.
01:12:56He'd have killed me.
01:12:57What the hell does this have to do with the diamond?
01:13:00You'll see.
01:13:01Hey, Butch!
01:13:19Hi, girls.
01:13:22Hi, sweetheart.
01:13:24Bullseye.
01:13:25Hey, sweetheart, be nice.
01:13:40I just want to be friendly.
01:13:43That's my naked thing.
01:13:48What'd you do with the diamond, kid?
01:13:52And don't give me any more of that moose shit.
01:13:55I want the truth.
01:13:59All right, lieutenant.
01:14:02The truth.
01:14:03I'll tell you what happened to the diamond.
01:14:05Good.
01:14:07Now we're getting someplace.
01:14:18The fat man took it aboard the steamer, Orion Princess, two hours ago.
01:14:21It's now on its way to Hong Kong.
01:14:25Come on, kid.
01:14:40Come on, kid.
01:14:42Be smart.
01:14:44Quit screwing around.
01:14:46Give me that.
01:14:47You want it, slime bag?
01:14:49You're gonna have to come and get it.
01:14:51Slime bag?
01:14:54I'll show you who's a slime bag.
01:15:01I got it.
01:15:02I got it.
01:15:03I got the ice.
01:15:06Hey.
01:15:08This ice.
01:15:10It's ice.
01:15:13You little bastard.
01:15:15Hey.
01:15:16Hey.
01:15:17Get me down out of here.
01:15:18This is the rest of my health.
01:15:20Bye-bye, slime bag.
01:15:23I gotta get down from here immediately.
01:15:26How do you drive this thing?
01:15:28I got important business on the ground.
01:15:30Hey.
01:15:30Get me out of here.
01:15:31Get me out of here, bang.
01:15:32I'm full of this thing.
01:15:40When you're on the phone, when you're all alone, you tell me that you want some company.
01:15:58It's 12 o'clock, and you're feeling down.
01:16:01What am I supposed to do?
01:16:05It's a good chain.
01:16:07We don't feel the same.
01:16:10You say you want to keep it simple.
01:16:12What do you find him, boss?
01:16:23Does it look like I found him?
01:16:27Little bastards in these parks somewhere, and we're going to find them if you have to tear every building apart.
01:16:33Have you looked on the midway?
01:16:35No, I haven't looked on the midway.
01:16:37I've been up in a goddamn hot-air balloon for the last week.
01:16:41Who said that?
01:16:43I did.
01:16:44Ah!
01:16:44Get that bastard!
01:16:55All right, let's have a big round of applause!
01:16:59Come on, let the flex!
01:17:02Come on, come on, let's hear it!
01:17:05All right!
01:17:07Now, Devin!
01:17:14All right, our next contestant, a dance piece, come all the way from Long Beach!
01:17:24Let's hear it for The Breakers!
01:17:33What an entrance!
01:17:34Did you see that kid?
01:17:36How did Lefty know that the fat man was working for the elk?
01:18:01Not the elk, the moose.
01:18:05Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, a moose.
01:18:07What you see?
01:18:07Wait a minute.
01:18:09Wait a minute!
01:18:12Yes?
01:18:13I've had it.
01:18:15That's it.
01:18:16No more stories.
01:18:18You're going downtown.
01:18:19We're going to sort this out at Juvenile Hall.
01:18:22We're going to try this.
01:18:26We're going to play this together.
01:18:27No more där bills love uno!
01:18:29Go, girl!
01:18:30Yeah!
01:18:30Go, girl!
01:18:31Woo-hoo!
01:18:31Woo-hoo!
01:18:34Wooou-hoo!
01:18:38Woo-hoo!
01:18:39Woo!
01:18:41Woo-hoo!
01:18:41Woo-hoo!
01:18:42Woo-hoo!
01:18:42Woo-hoo!
01:18:43Woo-hoo!
01:18:43Woo…
01:18:43Woo-hoo!
01:18:44Woo-hoo!
01:18:46Woo-hoo!
01:18:47Woo-hoo!
01:18:48I believe you're looking for this.
01:19:02Where'd you get this?
01:19:04From them.
01:19:12The car! The car!
01:19:17The car!
01:19:18It's the car!
01:19:31Honey, how you doing?
01:19:34You were wonderful.
01:19:40Oh, that's just the way we men of action are.
01:19:42Cool under pressure, ready for any challenge.
01:19:45What was that for?
01:19:53Saving my ass.
01:19:54That was the best part.
01:19:57What was that for?
01:20:06Saving my ass.
01:20:09That was the best part.
01:20:10And the rest, he ain't so bad, either.
01:20:17Well, then, where are you going?
01:20:19To get a drink of water.
01:20:20All this ad saving is making me thirsty.
01:20:25Hi, David.
01:20:25What's wrong with you?
01:20:35I think I'm in love, Jack.
01:20:37It's the most amazing feeling.
01:20:39I mean, it's really amazing.
01:20:40I hope it never goes away.
01:20:49Look where they've gone.
01:20:49What do you think?
01:20:54Should we?
01:20:59Nah.
01:21:01Hey!
01:21:01Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:21:02That was quite a performance there, Jack.
01:21:06You had me fooled for about a minute.
01:21:08Ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:21:09I'm just glad David showed up with the thugs.
01:21:11Well, I'm just glad David showed up with the diamond.
01:21:14Ha, ha, ha.
01:21:14Now I can give the goddamn thing away.
01:21:16Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
01:21:18All right, this is the one you've been waiting for.
01:21:25The lucky winner of the diamond jubilee diamond
01:21:28is ticket number 263-9058.
01:21:41263-9058.
01:21:46One more time.
01:21:47That's 263-9058.
01:21:51Hey, boss, look at this.
01:21:52Don't bother me.
01:21:53I'm thinking.
01:21:54But, boss, it says...
01:21:55I don't care what it says.
01:22:08I pull my creepers on, I got my hick-ass back.
01:22:11I ain't gonna look like any other hack.
01:22:13I'm picking up my baby in my daddy's car.
01:22:15And all the time I'm praying to my lucky star.
01:22:18I say, don't let me find her old boyfriend over at her house.
01:22:22Because she's six foot three, he weighs 200 pounds.
01:22:25She's a high school champion and I think I'm a clown.
01:22:27That's my girl.
01:22:28That's my girl.
01:22:29She's the only one for me in the whole wide world.
01:22:32That's my girl.
01:22:32That's my girl.
01:22:34Well, she's the only one for me.
01:22:36Well, tonight's a night.
01:22:46I know it's gonna be all right.
01:22:48Dancing with my baby and her eyes all bright.
01:22:50We're rocking and rolling down her accent's bar.
01:22:52And all the time I'm praying to my lucky star.
01:22:54I say, please, please, please, make a daddy go to bed before we get home.
01:22:58I want to hold her tight.
01:23:00I want to be alone.
01:23:01But he don't understand.
01:23:02It's got a hard-ass door.
01:23:04That's my girl.
01:23:05That's my girl.
01:23:06She's the only one for me in the whole wide world.
01:23:08That's my girl.
01:23:09That's my girl.
01:23:10This is the last dance.
01:23:18It's been a good summer, kids.
01:23:21But don't worry.
01:23:22We're gonna have a better one next year.
01:23:25And the year after that.
01:23:28And the year after that.
01:23:30And the year after that.
01:23:33And the year after that.
01:23:35And the year after that.
01:23:38Wow.
01:23:40I finally made it on the sky ride.
01:23:43Isn't it great up here?
01:23:44Yeah.
01:23:45Do you have any ideas on how we're gonna get down?
01:23:47David and Andrew are probably looking for us right now.
01:23:49Maybe they had the same idea we did.
01:23:52I don't think so.
01:23:54You don't know David like I do.
01:23:55Trust me.
01:23:56But now he's with somebody new
01:23:59What does love want me to do?
01:24:05My sense of music, babe
01:24:08He won't get away
01:24:10Just keep it through
01:24:12And then he'll come back to you again
01:24:14Oh, music, babe
01:24:16He won't get away
01:24:18I'm just moving, getting good
01:24:20He won't be there anymore
01:24:22No, no, no, no, no
01:24:23He tries pretending I dance
01:24:45It's just a dance
01:24:46But I see
01:24:47He's dancing his way back to me
01:24:52Yes, he discovered
01:24:56We are truly love
01:24:58It's magic from the very start
01:25:01Cause love just can be proven
01:25:04And it's something moving
01:25:06Even though we danced apart
01:25:09So we started dancing
01:25:13And that put us into the groove
01:25:16As soon as we started to move
01:25:20As soon as we started to move
01:25:24Now, let the music play
01:25:29He won't get away
01:25:31Just keep the groove
01:25:33And then he'll come back to you again
01:25:35Let the music play
01:25:37He won't get away
01:25:39This cool mechanic
01:25:41He won't be there anymore
01:25:43Go, go, go, go
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