00:00Oh, come on now. You know that's not where it's at. Let's get this, what's the word?
00:06Let's get it clear. Let's get down to the real nitty grittiesville, okay?
00:20Women's lip is not about burning bras. Papers, yeah.
00:26What papers?
00:27A marriage certificate, a dog's licence, whatever you prefer to call it.
00:32Look, let's be basic about this, Enid. All girls want marriage and a wide wedding.
00:37Really basic? You want to be really basic?
00:40Utterly basic.
00:41Bulls.
00:44Grasp?
00:46Enid, when Sandra says every girl, she means most girls.
00:50Well, like herself. Not me, of course, because I incredibly value my independence.
00:54But most girls definitely want...
00:57Bulls!
00:59If you can't conduct an intelligent conversation without recourse to...
01:02I'm not recourseing to anything. I'm merely telling you what girls want.
01:06What?
01:06Bulls!
01:07Oh!
01:08Would you please stop saying that?
01:11You believe in free love, right?
01:13Wrong! I believe in free everything.
01:15Freedom from all male chauvinist pig domination.
01:18Honestly, don't you understand?
01:20Excuse me, you've got your hand on me.
01:21If we're liberating society for the future, I'm sure.
01:23No, thank you.
01:24Excuse me, excuse me, you've got your hand on me.
01:26No!
01:27Oh!
01:28Oh, sorry.
01:30Well, I'm sorry.
01:31It's all right.
01:32Oh, gee.
01:32It's a pleasure.
01:34Grass?
01:35Geoffrey, you've knocked.
01:36Why not?
01:37I said don't. You're not to smoke it.
01:40No, no, no, no.
01:41No, no, no, no, no.
01:42Oh, wow.
01:50We're as liberated as you, Enid.
01:53We've equal importance as individuals.
01:56Neither of us is boss.
01:57It just doesn't arise.
01:59We'll make some coffee, kid.
02:01Yes.
02:01You see, what we believe is...
02:03Now.
02:06You see...
02:07Well, one.
02:08I can see there's only one way to get through.
02:15You doing?
02:17Lighting everybody's fire.
02:22Burn my bra.
02:27Right.
02:28That's it.
02:29Finished.
02:30The end.
02:31Full stop.
02:33We've finally split up.
02:35Neville, Sandra wants you.
02:37I should imagine.
02:38It's sad, isn't it?
02:44Pathetic.
02:49Well, I can't follow plays these days.
02:52It's just showing real life, that's all.
02:59I once thought I'd found her.
03:02A perfect girl.
03:05Red hair.
03:06Not too skinny.
03:07Very gentle and shy.
03:13Passionate when roused.
03:15Yeah.
03:17She packed me in for picking my teeth with a matchstick.
03:20You're very sweet, Roland.
03:23I've always thought you were.
03:25Did you know you very nearly have a love-sided grin?
03:31It's just I'm a bit tired.
03:33No, it's nice.
03:34It's nice.
03:34I don't think I've washed that one.
03:46I don't think I've washed that one.
04:00Oh, sorry.
04:05Do you know...
04:06What do you want, Beryl?
04:07You can ask me anything.
04:08Do you know where Geoffrey's got to?
04:15He's upstairs, I think.
04:22Is it true they're dry on their own?
04:24Usually.
04:25I hate to be any trouble, but I think I'm dying.
04:26You'll be all right, honest.
04:27She said I shouldn't smoke it.
04:28Who?
04:29She said...
04:30She said...
04:30She said...
04:31Jeffrey?
04:32Jeffrey?
04:35Sorry.
04:38Sorry.
04:41I don't think I'm really good.
04:42I'm sorry.
04:46I'm sorry.
04:49What are you doing, Beryl?
04:51What is the name of the game?
04:52What is it, Beryl?
04:53What is it, Beryl?
04:55What are you doing, Beryl?
04:56What is it, Beryl?
04:57What is it, Beryl?
04:58Geoffrey, move up a bit Geoffrey. Put your legs. That's better.
05:13It's because it's your first time, isn't it?
05:19Call Dr. Weisberg. Quilmslow Road.
05:31It wasn't marijuana, you know.
05:36What was it then? Grass.
05:40Grass is marijuana. This grass wasn't. It was the real thing.
05:48From the front lawn.
05:59Is that you, Beryl?
06:05Had a nice time, even though it's three o'clock in the morning?
06:10Not that I mind, if you've had a nice time, even though I've been in bed since ten, having a good night's worry.
06:18Did you see Geoffrey?
06:23That's good.
06:24Do you ever get the feeling you're trying too hard?
06:29I didn't try at all. Gave me to rest.
06:30I'm right off, birds. I am. I am. I am.
06:34For good.
06:35Me too.
06:36And me.
06:37I'm right off, birds.
06:38I am.
06:39I am.
06:40For good.
06:41Me too.
06:42And me.
06:43And me.
06:44And me.
06:45And me.
06:46And me.
06:47And me.
06:48And me.
06:49And me.
06:50And me.
06:51And me.
06:53And me, you know, I'm, you know.
06:54I'm right off, birds.
06:55I'm right off, birds.
06:57I am.
06:58I am.
06:59For good.
07:00And me.
07:01And me.
07:02Me, too. And me.
07:24Good morning. Your mother would like to know if you have a reservation at this hotel.
07:28Can I then.
07:32Good morning.
08:02Good morning.
08:04Good morning.
08:06Good morning.
08:08Good morning.
08:18Oh, Beryl.
08:20Oh, Beryl.
08:26Geoffrey.
08:29Can I rip your trousers off and have my way with you?
08:32Oh, Beryl.
08:38Oh, Geoffrey.
08:40Oh, God.
08:42Oh, God.
08:52Hello.
08:54Sir Hart.
08:56Will you be required in the room again, sir?
08:58Because we're thinking of taking bookings for the next pop festival.
09:00You're a bugger.
09:02I don't know who he takes after.
09:06Hello?
09:07It's me.
09:08Who?
09:09My God.
09:10That's symbolic.
09:11Oh, hello, Beryl.
09:12I'm just ringing to tell you I never want to see you again.
09:16If you have a phone or call, please don't because I shan't be in tonight or any other night.
09:18Anyway, tonight I'm helping me mum at the school jumble sale.
09:20Oh, hello, Beryl.
09:21I'm just ringing to tell you I never want to see you again.
09:23If you have a phone or call, please don't because I shan't be in tonight or any other night.
09:28Anyway, tonight I'm helping me mum at the school jumble sale.
09:50It's a small world.
10:03Good evening, Mrs. Battersby.
10:05I was looking for a nice lampshade.
10:07Oh?
10:09Probably this one.
10:11Definitely.
10:12Magic in satin.
10:13Oh, certainly, Geoffrey.
10:15Who's here in his nice crimson shoes?
10:20You'd like some nice fancy wrapping paper, wouldn't you?
10:28I'm a child of the universe, Beryl. I have a right to be here.
10:30I'm afraid we don't sell marijuana on Sundays. Try the co-op.
10:33Beryl, listen.
10:34If you can smell burning, it's just that the vicar's been round burning his jockstrap.
10:36Beryl, listen.
10:37Can I help you, madam?
10:38Have you got that in another colour?
10:40No, madam.
10:41I'll leave it then.
10:50Listen to what, for heaven's sake?
10:53Don't matter.
10:55What doesn't?
10:56You wouldn't, anyway.
10:57Wouldn't what?
10:59Go to the match with me on Saturday.
11:02Me?
11:03A football match?
11:05With 40,000 skinheads and you?
11:07Told you.
11:09Who are they playing?
11:16Huddersfield Town.
11:18In the co-op.
11:20I've always wanted to watch Huddersfield Town.
11:22The...
11:23The fourth from the bottom.
11:24Shows you.
11:25Away from home, they've won three, drawn five and lost twelve.
11:39Drawn five.
11:41So what do you think?
11:45I think I nearly love you.
11:49Over there.
12:02I love you.
12:04Outside.
12:05What do you think?
12:06I love you, residence.
12:07No.
12:08I love you.
12:09I love you, zasher.
12:10Today.
12:11Is there a self?
12:13I love you, love you.
12:14No.
12:15What do you think?
12:16I love you, Susie.
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