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00:01Yeah, I had a feeling this was going to happen.
00:04You expected an orc to come?
00:06We started with the lizard men, then came the werewolves, so next up is the orcs.
00:10Their leader's a big deal, and made a fortune on the excavation of monostones.
00:15It's been a month since I opened the clinic.
00:17And after this, I'll have already crossed paths with the leaders of all three of the slum factions.
00:22Tell me something, would you say your boss is the reasonable type?
00:26I'll have you know our beloved Lady Lewe is as wise as she is dignified.
00:31Let's hope that's accurate.
00:33Sophia's been dropping off extravagant gifts every day,
00:36and Ling has been building a massive palace next door to make up for the mess she made.
00:41But if the orcs leader is reasonable, there's nothing to worry about.
00:45Tell me, why didn't she come in person?
00:48This place has been crawling with loads of lizard men and werewolves recently.
00:52You think I'm dumb enough to bring the boss lady straight to the heart of enemy territory?
00:59How serious is it?
01:00She can't be moved at present.
01:05You should have led with that.
01:07You should have led with that.
01:09It's the end of the day.
01:15You should have led with that.
01:16You should have led with that.
01:18That's the end of the day.
01:22Let's go.
01:52It's too much no one.
01:54You don't miss it.
01:56You don't miss it.
01:58I don't miss it.
02:00You don't miss it.
02:02I'll be living.
02:04I'll never give it.
02:06You don't miss it.
02:08If your mind is dead
02:12You don't miss it.
02:14Who is he's one of them.
02:16A single human being.
02:19They can't say, can't say, can't say ็ต like this
02:21A hero of no sympathy
02:49I brought you Xenos, the underground healer.
02:51Well, hello there. I'm Lady Lewe.
02:54I figured as much. How'd you hear about me?
02:58You're something of a celebrity to those of us who dwell in the underworld of the slums.
03:03Wow, that a fact.
03:04Blame the lizardmen and werewolves.
03:06When they wouldn't stop raving about some brilliant healer whose identity had to remain secret,
03:11I obviously had to do whatever it took to hunt you down.
03:14Damn it all. What part of secret underground operation did they not understand?
03:18I'm told that you can heal anything so long as the price paid is equal to the service provided.
03:24Let's just say I got tired of working for free.
03:27I find myself unable to move from my throne here.
03:30What's your diagnosis, healer?
03:32This must be a test. So be it.
03:38Scan.
03:40What's happening?
03:41I don't see any external damage, so I'm scanning your insides.
03:44I've never heard of a healer who could do that.
03:47But how can you heal someone without knowing what's going on beneath the surface?
03:51Hm?
03:52Ugh.
03:53There's a lump in your abdomen, and I can sense mana.
03:57Is it a mana stone?
03:59You nailed it, Doc!
04:01What's more, it's a potent one enchanted for explosion.
04:04I see. Someone slipped it in your food?
04:06I wish! Thought it was a yummy rice ball, so I ate it up.
04:10You're that stupid.
04:11Hey, I may be ripped, but I still love to eat.
04:13Unbelievable. I'm leaving. You'll expel it, eventually.
04:19I'm afraid not. I partially chewed the thing so there's not much time left before it detonates.
04:24Not to mention, if I move too much, that could set it off.
04:27So that's why you can't be moved.
04:29The real pressing issue is that my men here refuse to leave my side.
04:33My chief!
04:34If you die, we all die!
04:36We swear we'll never leave your side!
04:38Fine. So why am I here?
04:40I've decided to donate our wealth to your noble cause.
04:44When this mana stone finally detonates, that'll be the end of the slum orcs.
04:48I'd rather give all the wealth we've amassed to someone who'll use it for good than let it be plundered.
04:53And I've heard that while you demand high prices for your healing, you're gracious enough to treat children for free.
04:59I have a soft spot for the little tykes.
05:06Did you ingest that mana stone recently?
05:08I did.
05:10Scalpel.
05:13W-wait!
05:15Try not to move.
05:16Hands off! Watch that, buddy!
05:20Whoa!
05:21What did you just do to me?
05:23I extracted the mana stone from your stomach.
05:26Then, I sealed you back up again.
05:28As an unlicensed healer, that's the most I could manage.
05:32Licensed or not, that was incredible!
05:34But if you're not careful, that thing'll detonate!
05:37Hmm, it's fine.
05:38But how are you unharmed?
05:39I protected my hands with defensive magic.
05:40It still hurt though, so I healed them.
05:41That's that.
05:42You can have your key back now.
05:43You truly are amazing.
05:44But if he hadn't helped me, you'd have inherited our entire fortune though.
05:45I demand a price equal to the work I perform.
05:46Your fortune would be too much.
05:47I like your style, Xenos the underground healer.
05:50I like your style, Xenos the underground healer.
05:51The orcs are indebted to you now.
05:53If you ever need any help from us, just say the word and you'll have it.
05:57That's really not necessary.
05:58But you deserve no less.
05:59In fact, we can even provide a right to you.
06:00I have your key back now.
06:01I have your key back now.
06:02You truly are amazing.
06:03But if he hadn't helped me, you'd have inherited our entire fortune though.
06:06I demand a price equal to the work I perform.
06:08Your fortune would be too much.
06:10I like your style, Xenos the underground healer.
06:16The orcs are indebted to you now.
06:18If you ever need any help from us, just say the word and you'll have it.
06:22That's really not necessary.
06:23But you deserve no less.
06:25In fact, we can even provide around the clock orc powered security for your clinic.
06:29I must emphatically decline.
06:33Now that that's over, I'm suddenly starving.
06:35Can't you join me for some rice balls, Xenos?
06:38Maybe lay off those for now?
06:45What's with the exaggerated grumpiness?
06:47The three underworld slum bosses.
06:50They've been visiting a lot lately.
06:52I suppose so.
06:54Hadn't really occurred to me.
06:56Zofia on the day of the moon.
06:58Linga on the day of water.
07:00Lewe on the day of gold.
07:02Though I'm not quite sure why they came since they weren't injured.
07:05You seriously have no idea why they keep coming here to see you?
07:08It has to be boredom.
07:10I don't think that's it.
07:11Try again.
07:12It's love.
07:14You were eavesdropping?
07:16Can't you see that the three of them are infatuated with you?
07:20What?
07:21No way.
07:22How could they be?
07:23I'm just an underground healer who doesn't even have a license.
07:27Yet I know what I've witnessed.
07:29I've been watching those women from up above.
07:31And I recognize love sickness when I see it.
07:34I've been alive 300 years after all.
07:36Alive is pushing it.
07:38Now I'm even more worried.
07:40It doesn't help that they're so pretty.
07:42Not to mention the weirdest people I know.
07:44It's only a matter of time before the three demi-human leaders wage a war over Zenos.
07:50And I can't wait.
07:52Such nonsense.
07:53Lily, do try to up your game for me.
07:56The others have been much more amusing.
07:58That's no fair.
07:59They're older than I am.
08:01I can't compete with them of being sexy.
08:04All young maidens in love are beautiful.
08:08Thanks so much for saying that, Carmilla.
08:12The three demi-human leaders fighting over me?
08:15That's so ridiculous, it's not even funny.
08:18Hey Doc, if I were to declare war on the others,
08:23could you be persuaded to side with the Lizardmen?
08:26Huh?
08:27The great war of Zenos is finally upon us.
08:31Sir Zenos, Linga is ready to take over the slums.
08:36So you gotta join the werewolves.
08:39Um, what?
08:40Zenos, the time has come to wipe out the other-
08:42That's enough!
08:43Ugh.
08:45The battle's set to start at noon, on the next day of ground.
08:50Haha, it's a total war between all three slum factions.
08:54Your womanizing is going to be the cause of so much bloodshed.
08:58I don't appreciate the way you're phrasing that.
09:01And I don't get why you're over here pouting, Lily.
09:05Took some guts to show up today, only to die.
09:18Hope you're ready to settle who runs the slums once and for all.
09:21That's hilarious!
09:23Especially cause you're about to find out just how easy Linga's been going on YouTube this whole time!
09:28It's pure foolishness to think you can stand against the orcs in Mortal Kombat.
09:32I'll be sure to kill you both quickly.
09:35Hold it right there!
09:39Zenos?
09:40Don't worry, I didn't come here to try and stop you from fighting.
09:44Huh?
09:45I'm well aware that you three have long-standing grudges after years of conflict.
09:49So do what you need to do, and let's be done with it.
09:52That's all I'm gonna say.
09:54Huh?
09:55Well, what do you know?
09:56We got the Doc's approval.
09:58So let's make this a fight to remember.
10:01And whoever's the most alive by the end of it can claim him as their prize.
10:05You're on!
10:06That just means he's already Lingas.
10:08His chastity belongs to me and no one else.
10:11Hey, Zenos?
10:12Is all that really true?
10:13No, I never agreed to any of it.
10:43What's going on?
11:09What's going on?
11:10Those jerks won't stay down.
11:11Stay down.
11:12Doesn't matter how bad we beat them.
11:13They keep getting up.
11:15Yeah, I'm pretty sure we've cut through at least 30 of these guys by now.
11:20What the...
11:21My wounds started healing on their own.
11:23It's like I said, I'm not here to stop you from fighting.
11:27Have at it.
11:28That said, all three of you are my patients.
11:32So when you're hurt, I'm gonna fix you.
11:34If I didn't, what kind of healer would I be?
11:37Guess that explains it.
11:39I feel like a fool for not noticing way earlier.
11:43That's our doc for ya.
11:45Working his butt off while we were all busy fighting.
11:48But Ling has never heard of a healer who can heal lots of people all at once and for a really long time, too.
11:54He said to have at it, but I never dreamed he'd heal us all.
11:58At this rate, the fighting might just go on forever.
12:01Right.
12:02It'll never end.
12:03She hits me, so I get revenge.
12:06He kicks me, so I retaliate.
12:09Forever and ever.
12:11Still wanna fight?
12:13I'll be waiting right here if you do.
12:15And rest assured, I'll be getting paid for everything.
12:17Okay, I hear ya.
12:24If we can't really end this war, then this has just been a big fat waste of time.
12:29Linga feels so silly now.
12:31We got super tired and sweaty for nothing.
12:34I feel strangely satisfied after such great fighting.
12:37That's all she wrote.
12:42Given what Doc said, I vote we wrap this up for today.
12:46Where will faction agrees?
12:48An orc proverb.
12:49Forgiveness is strength.
12:51Know what?
12:52Now there's only one thing left for us three to fight over.
12:55And Linga's way ahead of you on that front!
12:57That's one battle I will truly never yield.
13:00One thing left.
13:02Wonder what it is.
13:04Well, this certainly hasn't hurt your popularity.
13:08But I still don't get why you did it, though.
13:11Well, my mentor once told me something.
13:14Third-rate healers just heal wounds.
13:17Second-rate the body.
13:18First-rate healers make the world better.
13:20What was your old mentor like?
13:22You've got me curious.
13:24Bit of a weirdo.
13:25But very impressive.
13:28I may just be a third-rate healer.
13:30But I'm gonna do whatever I can to improve things in the slums.
13:34Amazing!
13:35You're so noble!
13:36That's what I'll tell people anyway.
13:38So you don't mean it?
13:40Well, think about it.
13:41They're all regular patients at our run-down clinic.
13:44We can't risk losing their repeat business.
13:48You liar.
13:48He knows that if everyone gets along, there will be a lot fewer injuries.
13:54Which means fewer patients for the clinic.
13:59Hey, Xenos.
14:00What's up?
14:01Have I ever told you that I really, really like you?
14:05Hm?
14:05And I like you, too.
14:07That's nice.
14:09But I don't feel like you get what I'm trying to say.
14:12Okay.
14:12Then tell me what I'm missing.
14:14Nope.
14:14Just forget it.
14:16Hm?
14:16Well, let's get paid and then head on home.
14:22You're still gonna charge them?
14:24You bet I am.
14:26Do you know how much work it is to heal that many people for so long?
14:29They owe me an equal fee.
14:32You think Carmilla will be disappointed that no one died today?
14:35Yeah, probably.
14:37Serves her right.
14:39I don't know.
14:40I bet she's secretly happy.
14:41You called for me, Division Commander?
14:53I've been waiting.
14:54Vice Commander Krishna.
14:56Has something happened that requires my presence?
14:59I'm afraid there have been some rather concerning rumors floating around town in recent days.
15:04Go on.
15:04Apparently, the turf war between the demihumans of the slums has slowed to a halt.
15:09How could that be possible?
15:12The lizard men, werewolves, and orcs have been feuding over that same territory for years by this point.
15:17I have a hard time believing they'd suddenly decide to stop.
15:20I know, but on the off chance it's true, we must investigate for the good of the kingdom.
15:28Hurzeth has long prospered under a strict hierarchical system that places the royals firmly at the top.
15:34Citizens vent their frustrations on the poor, who vent their own on each other, especially those of other races.
15:40This creates a natural equilibrium.
15:42Now, what would happen if the poor instead joined forces in a united front?
15:46You believe they'd pose a threat? To the citizens, aristocracy, even the ruling class?
15:52The king is like the sun to our people.
15:55The royal order of knights is sworn to defend the capital where our liege dwells.
16:00But Commander, the three demihuman races have been feuding for so long.
16:05Grudges like that don't simply go away.
16:08According to the rumors, some third party acted as the mediator.
16:13Even more implausible.
16:14Zofia the Tornado, Linga the Tyrant, and Leiwe the Mighty.
16:19They're dangerous and key figures of the underworld.
16:23What sort of individual could corral people like that?
16:26I am as skeptical as you are.
16:28Still, we can't just write off the possibility, even if it's quite unlikely.
16:34And I take it that's why you summoned me here?
16:36This issue could threaten the very fabric of our kingdom.
16:40It's not for the rank and file.
16:41I expect you to handle this, Vice Commander.
16:46Sir, yes, sir.
16:47I'm counting on you, the Iron Rose.
16:50If such an individual exists, I swear that I will bring him to swift justice.
16:57Adieu!
16:57There's Zenos!
17:00Got it cold?
17:01Linga's tail will warm you right up!
17:03I'm the most well-suited for that job.
17:05My muscles are hard, but they're warm.
17:07And I have big jumblies.
17:08Oh, well, I don't have a tail or rock-hard muscles or even jumblies.
17:20I'm gonna make some tea!
17:22It was just a sneeze.
17:24There's no need to overreact.
17:26Please be quiet while I'm working.
17:28Don't think I'll ever get used to that healing power of yours, you know?
17:35I just realized it's been quite a while since Sophia needed actual healing.
17:40Cut a girl some slack!
17:41You make it sound like I'm always here, even when I don't need to be.
17:45That's literally the case.
17:47I should probably warn you.
17:49I got this latest injury while I was working.
17:52I see.
17:53You're a thief, aren't you?
17:54Yeah, I'm picky about my targets, though.
17:58But the Royal Order of Knights has been keeping tabs on us.
18:01Had a bit of a scuffle with him yesterday, thus the injury.
18:05Come to think of it, both you and your brother have had arm injuries like this before.
18:09Were those wounds from the Royal Knights, too?
18:11Good guess.
18:13One of them got me while we were sneaking into an aristocrat's house.
18:16They got my arm, too.
18:18That crazy lady blasted me with a flame magic gun.
18:22What lady?
18:22Pretty sure she's their vice commander.
18:25She's a super unhinged chick who they call the Iron Rose.
18:28She unleashes hell with a blank expression plastered on her face.
18:32That doesn't sound good.
18:34Oh, it would be quite troublesome to be on her radar.
18:39And you're already at a surplus for dangerous women, aren't you?
18:43Not me!
18:44I'm the normal one over here!
18:47There's no need to worry.
18:49I'm just an underground healer.
18:50Why would the high and mighty Royal Knights bother with a nobody like me?
18:55My wraith's instinct tends to be correct.
18:58There's still no cause for concern.
19:00Are you about ready for lunch, Lily?
19:03Yeah!
19:04What is it that you want to eat today?
19:06I could go for a nice salad.
19:08Lingo wants some yummy fish!
19:10Are you both insane?
19:12Clearly we're going to have red meat!
19:13For the record, nobody asked you.
19:17But I guess it's fine.
19:18Oh dear, it's time for me to go upstairs and have a nap.
19:39And by the way, you realize you're likely the only one in the Royal Capital who's capable of keeping all of the slot leaders in line.
19:47I feel like a dangerous animal wrangler.
19:50Let's hope they're our last troublesome guests.
19:53And with those ill-chosen words, Xenos the Underground Healer had sealed his own fate.
19:58Don't drop ominous lines like that before floating away.
20:07How could the slum dwellers be so joyful?
20:16Hey, you. I've got a question.
20:18Sure. What's up?
20:20I haven't paid a visit to these slums in quite a while.
20:24Things seem to have changed drastically.
20:27Your kind looks pretty cozy with the werewolves and the orcs now.
20:30Sounds weird, but it turns out those folk aren't so bad once you get to know them.
20:34Who managed to cure all the bad blood between the different demi-humans?
20:38I mean, you know...
20:40Look, stranger.
20:42I don't know who you are, so I can't tell you about it.
20:45He keeps a low profile.
20:48How fascinating.
20:49See ya.
20:51Hold it!
20:53We're not done here.
20:54I suggest you answer truthfully.
20:56And only what I ask.
20:58Who's the mediator?
20:59I would never tell you.
21:01Everyone in the slums owes him our allegiance.
21:04Even if you shoot me.
21:05Just tell me the name of this mysterious mediator who has earned so much loyalty.
21:10Yeah, seriously.
21:11Hey, boss!
21:14It's ill-advised to start trouble in enemy territory.
21:17Their arms should have been injured beyond any potential hope of repair.
21:20But based on that brief glimpse I just got, it's clear that they've fully recovered.
21:26It simply shouldn't be possible.
21:29Okay.
21:30What am I supposed to do now?
21:32There are still too many unknowns at play.
21:35And I'm lost.
21:36I'm suddenly getting chills.
21:42Huh?
21:42Pardon?
21:43I'm in need of directions.
21:45I was in the slums, then found myself in this abandoned part.
21:50That's no good.
21:51I'm sorry to hear that.
21:53Yeah.
21:53I'm afraid a bad sense of direction is my only real flaw.
21:57Really?
21:58When I saw your light was on, I decided to ask for help.
22:01Would you mind showing me the way back into town?
22:04Of course.
22:04You just go...
22:05Hey, Zunos!
22:06New patient?
22:07No.
22:08Just someone who got lost.
22:12This was a fruitful detour.
22:15Ah!
22:16Ah!
22:17The tea!
22:18Wait a sec!
22:19No!
22:20Zunos!
22:21Tch!
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23:49A righteous hero.
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