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00:00Soulmates. What are they?
00:17A soulmate is a person's one and only better half, perfect match and ideal romantic partner that is chosen for them at birth.
00:25However, Renjiro Ijo was assigned not one but 100 soulmates. Welcome, Renjiro, to your all-you-can-date buffet of beauties!
00:35Alas, love is not so simple. Soulmates who fail to find and fall for their partner in enough time to live happily ever after are ripped from this world by death.
00:47Fear not! For Renjiro's love knows no bounds. He has vowed to honor and cherish every soulmate he meets. Each lucky lady is promised a lifetime of joy.
00:58Welcome to the story of Renjiro Ijo, an ordinary boy made extraordinary by his twisted fate. Remember, with 100 soulmates comes 100 times of passion, intrigue and romance!
01:13Nice to meet you!
01:14Thank you very much.
01:16Let me know how to make a right.
01:35I like it
01:37You're so good
01:39I love it
01:41Don't hurt Me
01:43I'm sorry
01:45I'm not good
01:47You're so good
01:49You're so good
01:51I'm not good
01:53I am not good
01:55I'm not good
01:57I'm not good
01:59You love it
02:01You are so good
02:03Thank you for listening to the world.
02:07I like it so much!
02:11It's the world we love.
02:13I love you!
02:15I love you!
02:17I love you!
02:19I love you!
02:21I love you!
02:23I love you!
02:25It's beautiful!
02:27I love you!
02:29I love you!
02:31I love you!
02:33I love you!
02:35I love you!
02:37I love you!
02:41Gentlewomen.
02:43I appreciate you joining me here today.
02:45Give me a break.
02:47In Renteros, nowhere to meet me.
02:49Correct!
02:51Explain, dude.
02:53In most relationships, it is said the honeymoon phase lasts just three months and then begins a period of ennui.
02:58You see, we all started dating Renteros in season one which drew to a close with its twelve episode that aired when?
03:03December of 2023.
03:05Right!
03:06And now it is season two in January 2025.
03:09This means it has been much longer than three months since our relationships began!
03:14The madness of a maiden in love.
03:17But this notion, if the science be true, is grim indeed.
03:21But I just became his girlfriend two episodes ago!
03:24That blockhead better not be bored!
03:26Fear not, ladies!
03:27Huh?
03:28I have come up with a plan to revitalize our love lives.
03:31Show them the goods.
03:32Almost ready.
03:33Yup, yup.
03:34Hakuri's special requested druggiwug.
03:36Ultimate wee wee destroyer.
03:38I believe you mean ennui, Kusuri.
03:40Wee wee?
03:41Ennui, dear.
03:42The Rebornifyinator 3000!
03:44Beakers for Funko!
03:45An explosion already?
03:46But season two just started!
03:47Is everyone okay?
03:48What the meat facts?
03:49I weigh a truck ton!
03:50Wait a second.
03:51Is that me?
03:52Ghostery is a ghostery!
03:53I appear to have shrunk.
03:54I don't feel right.
03:55This is bad news!
03:56We swap bodies with each other, huh?
03:57No copyright infringement!
03:58You're telling me you switch places like in the movie?
03:59You're n-
04:00He went and said it!
04:01Jiggling brain jelly to spice up personalities for his sake!
04:02Is that me?
04:03Ghostery is a ghostery!
04:04I appear to have shrunk.
04:05I don't feel right.
04:06This is bad news!
04:07We swap bodies with each other, huh?
04:10You're a death wish!
04:14Cut that crap out!
04:19See by the skies, yup yup!
04:21You scared of comments, too?
04:22No copyright infringement!
04:24You're telling me you switch places like in the movie?
04:27You're n-
04:28He went and said it!
04:29You're telling brain jelly to spice up personalities for increased romance was the goal!
04:32But instead of jiggled up brains, we just got jumbled up soles!
04:35That would've been, like, mega messed up, even if it worked out!
04:38The most efficient option would be to accept our lives in our new vessels.
04:41Efficiency is not the hell I plan to die off!
04:44But what I want to know is which one of you little brats said that I weigh a truck ton-
04:47If everyone calms down, maybe we can figure this out!
04:50First things first, whose soul is in whose body?
04:54This is my chance!
04:56I can perp to my heart's contend and no one will know it was me!
04:59Oh!
05:00This body is just so hard to control!
05:04Oh!
05:05Breathe him in!
05:06I am so close, so close!
05:07Are you okay, Akari?
05:09Oh.
05:10Yes.
05:11I am.
05:12How did he know-
05:13Hey!
05:14Do Kusuri!
05:15Can you tell who Kusuri is?
05:17I'm afraid you gave it away.
05:19Ugh!
05:20Need to whizz like roaring rabbits?
05:22Well, good day to wear diapers!
05:24I am not wearing any diapers, missy!
05:26Okay, now off to the restroom you go!
05:28Got it.
05:29Kusuri's in Hakari's body.
05:31So whose soul is inside Kusuri?
05:33Oh baby!
05:34Gotta be Ahari!
05:36Moms get judged for going wild, but girls can go as wild as they want!
05:40I think you go plenty wild in your own body!
05:43Ugh!
05:44Ugh!
05:45Ugh!
05:46Ugh!
05:47Ugh!
05:48Ugh!
05:49Ugh!
05:50I was just bouncing the thermostat exercise!
05:51It's not like I like having massive ahumies or anything okay?!
05:54Karine, hmm?
05:55Right then, who's in you?
05:57She's never looked so peaceful!
06:00But there's clearly some anxiety there!
06:03My NSYNC say ride!
06:04I'm your girlfriend, not the freakin' boogeyman!
06:06Is this what you require?
06:08I should've realized sooner.
06:10Forgive me.
06:11Shizuka?
06:12So cold!
06:13An inefficient oversight.
06:15I see.
06:16Shizuka is incarnate.
06:17He's good, tall and mighty.
06:18The aroma of books.
06:19And that's Nonno.
06:21Now that everyone's clear on who's who,
06:23how do we get your souls back into their rightful bodies?
06:26Kusuri's out of druggy-wug ingredients!
06:28In the tones of your, the butting of heads would solve all.
06:32Smarty alert!
06:33Ready and butt!
06:35Not yet!
06:38You better not concuss us!
06:39Karine is already a terror!
06:41We do not need her mind getting scrambled!
06:43Mm-hmm.
06:44There is one way to reverse mystical transformations.
06:47And that is with a true love's kiss!
06:49The probability that this is a ploy to kiss Renterou Aijo is 100%.
06:53Now!
06:54Get down here, Renterou baby!
06:56That's a good boy!
06:57Lay on Mommy's lab!
06:58You've been such a brave little man today!
06:59Mommy energy coming from such a tiny form!
07:02It's...
07:03Awaken something inside me!
07:04A good boy like you deserves something special!
07:06Mommy knows just the thing!
07:08A good boy like you deserves something special!
07:09Mommy knows just the thing!
07:10A good boy like you deserves something special!
07:11Mommy knows just the thing!
07:15A good boy like you deserves something special!
07:19Mommy knows just the thing!
07:28Her soul has left the building!
07:31Kusuri hypothesizes the giddy feeling after getting smoochies is the direct result of soul slippage.
07:36This show is set in the real world!
07:38Don't base your theories on lovey-dovey nonsense!
07:40What Kusuri's saying is that the souls aren't comfy yet and are able to escape!
07:44If her theory is correct, then the most efficient way to quickly expel our souls is to kiss all of us.
07:50All of you...
07:51I still need to recover from Tommy, Mommy, Kusuri!
07:55Please, Renterou Aijo, get on my level.
07:58Huh?
07:59Oh, yeah, right.
08:00Why are you so flustered?
08:02We have important business to handle.
08:04I say Shizuka!
08:06She's taking control!
08:10Smooch-you-cluck!
08:15Baby Hakuri!
08:18Something's funky, Yup-Yup!
08:21Funky?
08:22When Kusuri boobies on Renterou's back, it feels so good! The dippies get all tingly!
08:28The Hakuri curse!
08:29What, what, but this time not we!
08:31Hey, you're supposed to be kissing me right now, remember?
08:34Kusuri forgot!
08:36A slut body and soul.
08:41Rude!
08:42It is not my fault they are sensitive!
08:44I feel like my brain is a kiss away from exploding.
08:46But I have to keep it together until everyone's okay.
08:49My lord, has my turn arrived?
08:52Cinnamon roll Karane!
08:54Don't worry, I'm A-OK.
08:59Nothing scary, just a little brain juice.
09:01Well, here goes.
09:06I'm gonna lose more than a little juice this time!
09:09Buckets! Buckets, I say!
09:11Hmm...
09:13Hmm...
09:14Right, who's next?
09:16Hmph!
09:17I'm sick of this crap!
09:19Just free me from these flesh bags already!
09:21Tsundere Hari!
09:22They always sweet mommy with a twist!
09:25Hey, what do you think you're staring at, moron?
09:28You... you're just really cute.
09:30Huh!
09:31Either you shut that mouth, or I will!
09:33I just feel like little angel kisses!
09:35I'm done with you freaks, I'm going to class!
09:38Don't! You'll give your teacher a heart attack!
09:40You're in the body of a board member right now!
09:42I'm sorry, just one more chance!
09:45She's killing me with cuteness!
09:56So... that leaves...
09:58Well, now, we have a moment all to ourselves.
10:01Finally...
10:02Lovey dovey nono!
10:03Oh, look at those lights!
10:05They're so romantic!
10:06Those are your friends' fading souls!
10:11Rentaro...
10:12How I love you!
10:14YAAAAAHHHHH!
10:15Kusuri is Kusuri again!
10:27Kusuri is Kusuri again!
10:29The awakening!
10:30Kusuri is Kusuri again!
10:32The Awakening! How come?
10:33It's so hard!
10:34As a gang as that was, I must admit I feel oodles more comfortable on my own body!
10:38Just saying here...
10:39Ugh, it's not like a fainter...
10:41S-S-S-S-S-K-S! Back to back!
10:43I can't handle so much ecstasy!
10:45Tell us, Rinzaro.
10:47What did you think of our little shake-up?
10:49Did you have fun?
10:50Well, uh...
10:52I guess you could say...
10:53It was interesting.
10:55Perfect!
10:56Even though it did not go as I planned,
10:57we still managed to give him a taste of our new personalities,
11:00busting boredom, and destroying on Lee!
11:02Still...
11:03Truth is...
11:04I like you all even better the way you are.
11:10Then I want another kiss, but this time it's me!
11:12You! No fair!
11:14I shall kiss!
11:15Quickly, please.
11:16You too!
11:17You too!
11:18Though kisses were plentiful,
11:20fate would not be so kind as to limit Rentarou's number of pursuing partners to a mere six.
11:27They've got egg toast?
11:46Looks good!
11:51Sorry!
11:52Oh!
12:04I know that sap anywhere!
12:06A swimmate?
12:08Oh!
12:09Hey!
12:10Are you wearing a middle school uniform?
12:12Huh?
12:13Do you got a problem with that?
12:15How friendly!
12:16For your information,
12:18there's no rules stopping me from coming to the high school cafeteria to eat lunch.
12:22Oh!
12:22Cool!
12:23Well, eat on.
12:25200 yen.
12:26Right.
12:27One sec.
12:28My wallet...
12:30Never mind, I'll pass.
12:31Hmm?
12:32One of these, please.
12:33Coming up!
12:34That'll be 150 yen, sir.
12:36Tch!
12:36Tch!
12:37Tada!
12:38Here.
12:39Go Habsies with me.
12:40Ugh.
12:41What's wrong with you?
12:42You get a kick out of falling girls around?
12:43I was worried you'd say that.
12:44But, hey.
12:45I'm gonna go try out a different snack after this, so I'm good with eating just half.
12:46Heheh.
12:47Why would I eat some Rando's food?
12:48Ugh.
12:49Please.
12:50I'd really hate to see it go to waste.
12:51Tch!
12:52Tch!
12:53Well, thank you.
12:54At least she knows her manners.
12:55Um...
12:56Um...
12:57Um...
12:58Um...
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13:26Oops!
13:27Egg toast is the greatest ever!
13:29Cut your yumminess!
13:31Is this one of your favorite snacks?
13:35Some classmates were talking about a movie where they eat it.
13:38So I got a craving.
13:41Seen Fortress in the Sky?
13:43Of course.
13:44They do make egg toast look crazy good.
13:46Sorry.
13:47Had to try some for myself.
13:48My body burns through food really fast.
13:51And when I get hungry I get super cranky.
13:54And if I have a craving it's even worse.
13:57I go monster mode.
13:59So uh...
14:00With that in mind...
14:02I'm sorry if I was rude to you.
14:04My bad.
14:05Don't give it a second thought.
14:07Uh...
14:08I have this thing where all I ever think about is food.
14:11No matter what's in front of me I develop some new craving by association.
14:16A blackboard makes me want to onkotsu ramen with extra seaweed.
14:20And the chalk makes me want to take a bite out of a powdered donut.
14:23Life must be so hard!
14:25I try to dull my vision and hearing by wearing a hoodie and headphones all of the time.
14:29Gotcha.
14:30That explains your outfit.
14:32Hey!
14:33You're not wearing any of your gear now.
14:34I want to appreciate my meal.
14:36And I just adore the crunching sound it makes whenever I take a bite.
14:40I owe it to the food to enjoy every moment.
14:43Um...
14:48Thank you for sharing.
14:50See ya.
14:51Hey!
14:52Hold on!
14:53I never got your name!
14:54What is it?
14:56Huh?
14:57Why not ask for my address too, stalker?
14:59Make a metabolism!
15:05Why is my heart beating so fast?
15:08I don't get it.
15:13As the lunch bell tolled the following day.
15:18You know...
15:22Menchikatsu sandwich or else, that deep fried ground meat would hit the spot!
15:27Because of some stupid TV show my class couldn't shut up about Menchikatsu sandwiches!
15:32Thankfully...
15:33They're a staple sando in the middle school lunch line.
15:36You're sold out?!
15:37I'm sorry dear, but for some reason they sold like hotcakes today.
15:41Must be that damn TV show's fault!
15:44What cravings got you down now?
15:46Hey!
15:47What are you doing on my turf?
15:49Well, it so happens there's no rule stopping me from coming to the middle school cafeteria to eat lunch, but you know that.
15:54Ooh!
15:56Ooh!
15:57You wanted Menchikatsu, didn't you?
15:59That's so weird!
16:00Our cafeteria is out too.
16:01You're kidding me!
16:03They do have katsu sandwiches though.
16:05Is that not close enough for you?
16:07That's almost as diabolical as saying smooth and crunchy peanut butter are the same!
16:11Phoebe is Phoebe!
16:13Who cares?!
16:14I'll get a sandwich at the convenience store!
16:15Hey!
16:16Wait up!
16:17Middle schoolers get in big trouble if they're caught leaving campus during lunch time!
16:20Let me go instead!
16:21No!
16:22If I haven't made it clear enough, I want nothing to do with you!
16:25So get away from me!
16:39How can they possibly be sold out everywhere?
16:50I hate everything!
16:51I hate everything!
16:52I hate everything!
16:53I hate everything!
16:54I hate everything!
16:55But there's nothing I hate more than myself!
16:57I'm the worst!
16:59Why do I have to be like this?
17:02I get so cranky and I take it out on the people around me.
17:05I'm always alone.
17:07He was so nice even though I was horrible to him.
17:11But I pushed him away.
17:13Every other second starving and pissed off.
17:15All I do is whine and complain.
17:18What the hell is wrong with me?
17:22Hey!
17:25Look who it is!
17:27Close call.
17:28I was worried you wouldn't make it back in time.
17:30You...
17:31Worried?
17:32You bet!
17:33Now come with me!
17:35Huh?
17:36What?!
17:37A Mechikazu sandwich?!
17:39Yeah!
17:40Give it a try!
17:42Stop!
17:43I mean it!
17:44I don't want your stupid help!
17:45Alright!
17:46I hear you!
17:47But I already ate my lunch.
17:48At least take half.
17:50Uh...
17:51Oh!
17:52It's so yummy!
17:53I ate it in every bite!
17:55Yeah!
17:56Good stuff!
17:57Wait!
17:58I thought they were sold out!
17:59I got permission to use this kitchen to cook one.
18:01I didn't have all the ingredients I needed.
18:04So I fried up the patty from a cafeteria hamburger.
18:06Yeah!
18:07Yeah!
18:08Good stuff!
18:09Wait!
18:10I thought they were sold out!
18:11I got permission to use this kitchen to cook one.
18:14I didn't have all the ingredients I needed.
18:16So I fried up the patty from a cafeteria hamburger.
18:22I borrowed the bread and cabbage from a katsu sandwich.
18:25Ugh!
18:26Ugh!
18:27Ugh!
18:28Ugh!
18:29You didn't have those bandages earlier!
18:31I washed the ketchup off the patty with water, and then immediately tried to fry it.
18:35I'll never make such a stupid mistake ever again!
18:38It was like a volcano on my hands!
18:40Ugh!
18:43Why are you being so nice to me?
18:45You don't even know my name, and I've been so rude.
18:48There's nothing good about me.
18:50We've barely met, and I know that's not true.
18:53Your empty words don't mean anything to me!
18:55Just listen.
18:56I admire the way you cherish your meals.
18:58You let yourself fully enjoy the moment you're in.
19:01I find it very charming.
19:03Huh?
19:04That's not special!
19:05Everybody in the world enjoys a snack!
19:07You appreciate food in a way that most people never could.
19:10If you ask me, that's an awesome talent.
19:13I know your hunger is hard, but I think it's the reason why you're able to love food so much.
19:18It's cool.
19:19When I ate with you, my lunch tasted way better than normal.
19:22So, thanks for that.
19:25You have a very special gift that brings joy to everyone around you.
19:29I know for a fact it brought joy to me.
19:31So, I guess that means you feel the same.
19:40I've shared meals with you twice now.
19:42And each time food has tasted better than ever before.
19:45If it's okay with you, I'd like to keep eating together.
19:48I don't want to make it weird or anything, but we could eat together daily if you were my boyfriend.
19:54So, are you interested or...
19:57Of course I am!
19:59Thank you!
20:00I'd love to eat lunch with you every day, you delightful girl!
20:03Mm-mm.
20:04I have a name.
20:05Huh?
20:06Kurumi.
20:07Got it?
20:08I'm Kurumi Haraga, middle school third year.
20:10Hi there!
20:11My name's Rintoro Aicho.
20:12I feel honored to meet the legendary food critic Kurumi.
20:13Do not say meet!
20:14Huh?
20:15You better get me a steak and quick!
20:16The grocery store's about to get sick of me!
20:17I have come to ask you all for your blessing.
20:18So, what's the verdict, ladies?
20:19Do I have your permission to welcome Kurumi Haraga to the family as my newest girlfriend?
20:21Yeah, yeah, she's in.
20:22So, what's this one, schtick?
20:23We've been needing a magical girl.
20:24This one's hungry.
20:25Then get her some kibble, genius!
20:26Kurumi's appetite is a real good thing.
20:27My name's Rintoro Aicho.
20:28My name's Rintoro Aicho.
20:29I feel honored to meet the legendary food critic Kurumi.
20:30Do not say meet!
20:31Huh?
20:32You better get me a steak and quick!
20:33The grocery store's about to get sick of me!
20:34I have come to ask you all for your blessing.
20:35Eh!
20:36I don't do friends, so if anyone other than Rintoro was thinking of talking to me, don't
20:51bother.
20:52Yeesh!
20:53Then I thought I was the jerk of the group.
20:55Scary, yup, yup.
20:56How worrisome.
20:57I do hope this works out.
20:58She has a point.
20:59Needless fraternizing between us girlfriends is inefficient.
21:02Nonno!
21:03No!
21:04Needless!
21:05Really?
21:06We have all of our good times with Snooki!
21:07We thought that you were a bestie for resting!
21:09I don't spend time with you all because I need to.
21:12The reason I choose to participate is because I love you.
21:15My heart!
21:17Please, Snooki love you too, Nonno.
21:19Yup, yup.
21:20Hug your mom!
21:21Data does not compute.
21:23What's wrong with these people?
21:27By the way, did you girls hear?
21:28Huh?
21:29There's a big event happening Sunday.
21:31A food fight festival!
21:33The winner gets prize money and special gelato from a three-star patissier!
21:37You had me at gelato!
21:39Teams of up to ten are allowed to enter, so we can compete as a group!
21:44Please, I'd have a better chance of winning by myself.
21:48I'll enter solo, thank you!
21:49Huh?
21:50You sure?
21:51I know I'd just fight with the other girls.
21:53Plus, if they aren't big eaters, they'd hold me back.
21:56It says middle schoolers and younger must be accompanied by a parent.
22:00Both my parents work on Sundays.
22:02But I can't bow out now that gelato is in my head.
22:06So what?
22:07If you pretend to be my mom and sign me up like normal, nobody will care.
22:11Easy.
22:12I'll only agree to call me mommy.
22:14No sign in hell!
22:16And so, the Rentoro family entered as a team.
22:19bell is open!
22:20Is it clear?
22:21Please, this is what we are leaving.
22:22I don't know if that happens.
22:23But our game is going to be entered as a team.
22:24Bell is being taken!
22:25Bell is being taken!
22:26Bell is being taken!
22:27Lest in the middle.
22:28Drift in the middle.
22:29What?
22:30Oh!
22:31What?
22:32Imperial is not done!
22:33See you.
22:34You don't seem to be a lot to lose!
22:36What?
22:37You don't seem to be a lot to lose!
22:38But I should be promised!
22:40You don't seem to be a great contest!
22:42You don't seem to be a little bit!
22:44The always in the middle.
22:45It is just the magic,
22:47You don't seem to be bothered friends.
22:48Oh
23:18Rhythm nosede
23:19Su nao ni naezu
23:21Naite naide
23:22Daijoubu
23:24Kibito na
23:25Love you
23:25Love you
23:26Love you
23:27Shangri nae
23:28So test
23:29Te wo frema
23:31Kaete kuru
23:32Tsutaete
23:33Sukiya
23:34Sukiya
23:35Otoki ba naši no yo na
23:37Unmei wo shijimashu ka?
23:48Sukiya
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