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00:00The gang is off today, and they're ready to have some fun.
00:20You're kidding.
00:21How much manga are we skipping here?
00:24Is our daring protagonist about to meet a new soulmate just 20 seconds in?
00:30Apparently not, for the crew is on a mission.
00:43It's the long-awaited karaoke day episode!
00:47Oh!
00:49Oh!
00:50Oh!
00:51Oh!
00:52Oh!
00:53Oh!
00:54Oh!
00:55Oh!
00:56I want to make the world's happiness
01:01My Donald Trump
01:04Merida, Merida, Merida
01:06Don't be a know-bye
01:07You don't be a no-bye
01:09Don't be a no-bye
01:10Happy, happy, happy
01:13Positive, honey, seeds
01:15I love the day
01:16Good, I love the day
01:18Great, really liked the day
01:21I'm afraid to be lost
01:24But it's the truth
01:25I bet you've got a big figure
01:29Do you think you're cute?
01:32Don't worry, keep your mom's face
01:34Don't worry, keep your mom's face
01:36Me, but I think you've got a long time
01:38You've got a big look
01:39I'm getting Too late
01:42I'm getting too late
01:44I'm getting too late
01:46Thank you
01:48You've got a great season
01:52世界一
01:53夕暮いは未来
01:56パソナライズアイトル
01:58海上に来る月が好きを呼んで
02:01好きのまで
02:03大地あった
02:05潤すのなんて
02:07ビューティフォー
02:08待ってた
02:09大好きの向こう
02:12大好きにそれ
02:14下手なる大春キス
02:19So cool, Karinex!
02:32You stop, Huckery!
02:42Super Smoosie, too!
03:00So sexy, Hari!
03:08That's hardcore, Kurumi!
03:12Pepe pe, Pepe!
03:13Ousakana-sama-hishite pepe pe!
03:16Unworthy work, Kukuri!
03:18不均等な銀河の星々
03:21耐え切れず渡しは目をつむる
03:23Great Japanese pronunciation, Nano!
03:26I was bored to eating Studio for you
03:30Way to keep a classy, Mei!
03:34So many hymns, help this one to choose
03:38Adorable reading, Shizuka!
03:40Amazing!
03:42Get down!
03:54Right, sweet!
03:56Oh, sorry. I came over here to get a drink and overheard your super sweet singing voice.
04:01Pay me no mind. I apologize. You looked out for me, and yet...
04:07You mean...
04:09Be honest. Are you sure you want to do karaoke? We could always do something else.
04:15You're not good, sir. My spellbook has a musical function.
04:20I think I've heard of people who have a hard time speaking but can sing just fine.
04:24But I would hate to pressure her.
04:27The trouble is, I have never sung in front of others before.
04:31For all I know, unleashing the beast may lead to unprecedented disaster.
04:36It scares me.
04:38Uh...
04:40Then you don't have to. As long as you're having a good time with everybody, there's no reason to force yourself to sing.
04:46No one will mind.
04:48But...
04:50If there's a little part of you that wants to join in, don't let nerves keep you from having fun.
04:56I've never even thought about what I would sing in a situation like this.
05:06What do I want? What do I do?
05:10It's not about sounding perfect. What's important is that you enjoy it.
05:14Humming is an option. And I'm sure that any of the girls would love to sing a duet with you.
05:20If I'm not singing in front of others, but in front of the family, then maybe...
05:34The cuteness-boosting juicinator kusuri set up in the room earlier is about to reach back's potency!
05:41You're the cutest singer in the whole world! Bravo, kusuri!
05:46Yah! Kusuri, kusuri, hee!
05:48Oh, hee! Who's gonna sing-y song-y now?
05:52Yay, Shizuka!
05:55Huh? You've got this!
05:57I can't wait to hear her little voice!
06:00I can't wait to hear her little voice!
06:18You is everyone!
06:20I guess those two couldn't handle the cute!
06:28It's still like your favorite dude!
06:30She's a godder!
06:38Her raw power is immense. I feel myself fading.
06:41Hang on! I'll spank you back into reality!
06:43Where'd you pull that from?
06:45It's our most efficient option.
06:47For real?
06:48Now, Ikumsuto!
06:49Here I go!
06:50Here I go!
06:53Ouch!
06:54Whoa!
06:55You're not evading defense system!
06:58I've wronged you!
06:59It's all good!
07:00That was a beautiful swing!
07:04Too cute!
07:05I can't hold it in!
07:07Sorry to interrupt, but I must tell you that I-
07:10Get out!
07:13Uh-oh!
07:14Gorsheim!
07:15Her charm is incredible!
07:17It's too late for my mistress, but perhaps-
07:20None of us are strong enough to withstand the entire chorus!
07:25Say her goodbye!
07:26What the-
07:27It's the maid's duty to protect all those her mistress holds dear!
07:30You don't need to be the hero, bro!
07:32You don't need to be the hero, bro!
07:36You don't need to be the hero, bro!
07:38You don't need to be the hero, bro!
07:39Oh, thank you!
07:40So good!
07:41Oh!
07:42Oh!
07:43Oh!
07:44Oh!
07:45Oh!
07:46Oh!
07:47What is this?
07:48My goodness, is this how my mistress always sees the world?
08:08What happened to you guys?!
08:09I saw the promised land!
08:11Dammit!
08:12All this cute cred is really starting to piss me off!
08:16How is this blue my high schooler?
08:18Every second of every day!
08:20All I want to do is pat your adorable head!
08:23If that makes you angry!
08:24She's older than me!
08:25You can't just pat your elders on the dome!
08:27That would be crazy rude!
08:29I really don't think she's the type to buy!
08:31That end!
08:32What a...
08:34Ear!
08:35Another girlfriend!
08:37It's time to shut down the ear drugs!
08:40What is that drug?
08:41The ear disintegrator!
08:43Our bodies are temples, Kusari!
08:45And I highly doubt your reversionator works on this one!
08:48Wait a sec!
08:49Kusari could reversionate this whole thing!
08:51One of Kusari's classic druggy webs is the culprit after all!
08:55You temple bisoner!
08:57Apologies, yup yup!
08:59Here's the many!
09:00Brace yourself!
09:05She coming!
09:06You're coming!
09:14Yeah!
09:16Sleeping gorge's burns!
09:19We lost her!
09:20And the reversionator!
09:23Well, it seems we're the last ones left, Kourine!
09:26What do we do?
09:27Wait, what do I do?
09:29I don't know, but you can't use me as her big shield!
09:31With the way she has been dealing damage,
09:33it looks like I will have to have your babies instead of Rentaro!
09:36I'm a girl too! I want to have babies, moron!
09:39My babies?
09:40No, Rentaro's done!
09:44If you did not hear Rentaro,
09:45Karane says that she is very excited to have your babies,
09:48so I will put some in here quickly!
09:50I'm going to be a girl!
09:53I'm going to be a girl!
09:55Live on for us, Hakari!
09:57One more chorus!
09:59Farewell, Karane!
10:00I swear to carry you in my heart forever!
10:08Yes! I survived the final chorus!
10:10I made it!
10:15There's another one!
10:16The wolf!
10:20One more chorus!
10:23This is my place!
10:28One more ever!
10:29Until next,
10:30I can't go...
10:31She's about to finish her song!
10:33She'll be crushed if she turns around and sees this!
10:37A boyfriend who can't handle his girlfriend singing
10:40is no boyfriend at all!
10:41If I could reduce the intensity of the cuteness,
10:45I could survive this!
10:47But how? I can't cover my ears or make a racket to distract from her song! I have no choice!
11:06A duet! The sound of my own voice in my head will help drown out the cuteness!
11:17The sound of my own voice in my head will help to destroy me.
11:26The sound of my own voice in my head will help to destroy the cuteness of all my ears.
11:32The sound of my own voice in my head will help to destroy me.
11:36Dead by sweetness!
11:38Look, boss! Girls in the sky!
11:43Oh...
11:47I don't know who you are, but you stole my stick!
11:58The girls were right about this place being beautiful.
12:01I'm glad I came to check it out.
12:03We should totally go on a date here.
12:06Too bad. I expected more.
12:09My beauty tower's far above that of this simple statue.
12:13Huh? What's her deal?
12:15I can feel your eyes, sir. Have you become entranced by my beauty?
12:22After the fake-out earlier, I was getting worried the sparks wouldn't fly.
12:26But here they are!
12:29Wait a second. She's a soulmate?
12:37Huh?
12:39Lucky man! I have decided to bestow upon you the privilege of going out with me!
12:43Feel no need to conceal your glee.
12:46There is no greater honor in this world than the title of my lover.
12:49Something is seriously off!
12:51Thank you for the offer, but slow down!
12:54Oh!
12:54I forgot my manners.
12:56I'm a second year at the esteemed Ohana no Mitsu University High School.
13:01Call me Minimi Utsukashi Sugi.
13:03That means B-E-A-utiful!
13:05You...
13:06Huh?
13:06Hi, my name's Renteru Waijiu.
13:09I'm a first year at Ohana High School.
13:11Ah, so you're following in my footsteps.
13:14Even so, I feel rather jealous of you.
13:17Uh...
13:18Too bad.
13:19If I could date my glorious self, all problems would be solved and happiness would be imminent.
13:23A narcissist, GF?
13:25Excuse me, you're very pretty, but too much is happening too fast, don't you think?
13:29The unfortunate truth is that your aggressively average appearance does not befit a knockout such as moi.
13:37Huh?
13:38But there's no need to despair!
13:40I vow to rescue you from the clutches of ugliness!
13:43Are you even listening to me?
13:44I'm an expert in all matters pertaining to perfection!
13:48Well, your ears aren't working perfectly!
13:50There!
13:51All done!
13:52You are truly a sight to behold!
14:01Silver hair and red eyes?
14:05Just like Nano.
14:07Yes, I am beautiful!
14:10Here's your total for today.
14:12The...
14:12Ouch!
14:13That's a lot of yennies!
14:14I'm happy to cover it if you need.
14:17I spare no expense when it comes to life's prettier things.
14:19Thanks when I got this.
14:21If it turns out my girlfriend's like the makeover, it'll be worth it!
14:30Chewing tapioca improves facial muscle tone and improves your overall beauty!
14:35Huh.
14:36I had no idea.
14:41Hey, want some?
14:43That chocolate sauce is great.
14:45Huh?
14:45Thanks, but I'm afraid I must refuse!
14:51If I were to slip up and spill that drippy disaster all over my beautiful garments, I would collapse to the floor and never move from this spot again!
14:58Like the Wicked Witch of the Sweets!
15:02Huh.
15:04Is it just me?
15:05Or do you get the feeling that everyone here is looking at us?
15:09Now that you're one of the beautiful, you must get used to being the center of attention.
15:13The pedestrian public can't help being drawn to our star power.
15:17I'm not so sure about myself.
15:19But there's no denying that you're beautiful, Utsukushi Sugi.
15:23Well, naturally!
15:24Funny.
15:25Her reactions lean cutesy rather than graceful or dignified.
15:29There's nothing in the whole universe that even comes close to surpassing my beauty!
15:32Is something bothering you?
15:37Well, nothing comes close to surpassing me right now.
15:40Right now?
15:41Once upon a time, I encountered a powerful being whose sparkle did outshine my own.
15:47Huh?
15:48Someone more beautiful than Utsukushi Sugi?
15:51I wonder...
15:53Was it Nano?
15:55No way!
15:56The world's not that small!
15:59That couple is so gross.
16:01They're loving all the attention.
16:03Skanky.
16:04I bet she loves being looked at.
16:07If you took away the clothes and the makeup, you'd beat her in a beauty contest any day!
16:11Hmm.
16:12Anyone could look like that show pony if they had enough dough lying around.
16:15Too bad most of us aren't Richies that can buy cuteness with cash!
16:19That's not cool!
16:21It's only natural that they envy me.
16:24Suffering and tragedy and folly will not disappear in a beautiful world.
16:28I think I heard something similar in Nausicaa.
16:30No! Live! For I am beautiful!
16:32Now Princess Mononoke!
16:34Those people are being mean.
16:36Their assumptions about me couldn't be farther from true.
16:39Despite my well-to-do heir, I'm no heiress.
16:42I work very hard and save up my money for the occasional spending spree.
16:47Besides, beauty isn't something that can be purchased at a store.
16:51It's a daily battle.
16:54Naturally.
16:56Per chance.
16:58Becoming beautiful is a long and arduous process.
17:03I worked hard for this, and the struggles of maintenance are never-ending.
17:06Every single day of my life, I choose to fight for glory.
17:12Besides, their evident jealousy only proves how beautiful I am.
17:16In my humble opinion, envy is the purest form of admiration.
17:20I believe all mankind should be envious of my resplendent charm!
17:24Nothing about her opinions are humble.
17:26What are you trying to say?
17:33So, you're broke?
17:35It must have taken you ages to save up enough for those fancy clothes.
17:40Uh-oh! Uh-oh! I slipped!
17:42You're kidding! A literal white knife!
17:50Oi, you wanker!
17:52Just what do you think you're doing making a racket in me mole?
17:54I'm going to score now the resendent-
17:56Yikes! We're in trouble now!
17:58Please! I only get in trouble if he catches me!
18:01Get back here!
18:01Run! Will he's distracted! Hurry!
18:04But, Archul, we just met.
18:06You're right. Sorry if that was too much.
18:10Huh? Oh, man.
18:12There go my new tights.
18:14This boy...
18:16He should have no concern for his own outfit.
18:19Hold it right now, you bugger!
18:22I slipped on my own boba!
18:24Talk about karma!
18:26Good you, my favorite outfit!
18:36Huh? Why the heck are you helping me?
18:39I ruined your clothes!
18:40You have every reason to hate me.
18:42I can always go and buy another outfit.
18:46What's important is that Utsukushi's sugi is okay.
18:50I know you were just trying to make your girlfriend feel better, and even though you were rude, I get it.
18:55I could never hate a guy for trying to do right by his lady.
18:58Whoa! You're truly a real boyfriend among boyfriends!
19:02I'm sorry I was acting like such a toolbag, you guys!
19:05And I'm sorry I embarrassed my girl!
19:06Let me cover the jacket!
19:08Forgive us.
19:10It's really okay.
19:11Apology accepted.
19:12I'll turn myself in!
19:14Oops, did the stain ruin the look?
19:19You don't need this. You're already perfection. Your heart is as beautiful as they come.
19:26I'm terribly sorry. I once tried to make a friend, and she rejected me.
19:31I've never felt as humiliated as I did in that moment.
19:34I was secretly terrified you would reject me too, so I bulldozed through and refused to hear you out.
19:40But... the truth is... I'm in love with you, Renterou Aicho. I beg you, please go out with me.
19:52Of course. It would be a huge honor to stand by your side.
19:57But before we make it official, there's something you need to know.
20:02In spirit of transparency, I have nine girlfriends.
20:05Nine? You're a madman, Aicho!
20:07Is that alarming figure, including or excluding moi? Be honest.
20:12Excluding?
20:13Excluding?
20:15My goodness. In that case, I would be his perfect ten!
20:23Well, I'm not entirely opposed to the idea.
20:27You mean it? You're willing to join the Renterou family?
20:30What do you mean, family?
20:32Renterou Aicho.
20:33Huh?
20:36Hey, Nano! Hey, Shizuka!
20:38Ha-ha! What a coincidence!
20:40I forgot you said you were going book shopping today.
20:43Indeed. A quest to unlock legendary tomes.
20:46You should say hi, Utsukushi Sugi.
20:48These are two of the girlfriends I mentioned.
20:50Nano AI.
20:51Uh, yeah. I had no clue you two were already acquainted.
20:55I know your girlfriend well.
20:57In the tragic tale I shared, it was none other than Nano AI who surpassed my beauty and humiliated me to my core!
21:05It really was Nano.
21:06I spoiled the ending by always, always, always, always, always thinking about my girlfriends!
21:12I'm so sorry, dear viewers. I let you down.
21:15Don't let this ruin your experience of the 100 girlfriends who really, really, really, really, really love you!
21:20It won't happen again!
21:21See, I refuse to be in a room with AI, let alone some sort of twisted communal relationship!
21:27Huh?
21:28And yet, I can't let go of my love now that I've found him.
21:32There's no choice.
21:34You'll face me head-on in a beauty search contest and whoever loses will be exiled from the family for good!
21:41A game like that will never work.
21:43Beauty is way too subjective.
21:45And what's up with those stakes?
21:47One of them would really leave the family?
21:50Whatever.
21:51Doesn't matter since there's no way Nano will be up for it.
21:53She's like Clara.
22:08I will do it.
22:14Guess she is up for it.
22:16She literally rose to the occasion!
22:23I will do it.
22:24She is up for it.
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