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00:00what's this for i figured you'd never seen one before it's a gold coin that alone is worth more
00:13than a dirt poor bum like you would normally make in his entire life astin what's this about xenos
00:18i can't remember the last time you were useful you're dead weight and we're cutting you loose
00:24that's not true i've been useful why are you doing this you said we were friends
00:29you're still as dumb and gullible as you were when you were a kid we only recruited a piece of trash
00:38like you because you were disposable it's a lot easier when your human shield gets killed if you
00:43don't care about them you know a pauper like you is no better than livestock it'd be sad how a beast of
00:49burden thinks he's part of the gang just because we fed him if it wasn't so damn funny we're in the
00:55big leagues now we've become one of the most famous parties around yeah because i was there
01:00oh please are you really going to try to credit our success to your shady self-taught healing magic
01:06our party's got to look good for the aristocracy and royalty from here on out
01:11we're not getting passed over because we've got some slum-born pissant in our crew
01:15consider that your severance it's enough to get you wherever you want to go
01:24but don't forget you keep that impoverished mouth of yours shut about ever having been a member of the
01:29golden phoenix so he's paying me for my silence
01:33fine then
01:36no let me go stop it get off of me
01:49okay
01:51little bit
01:52but don't you know
01:53okay
01:54and you know
01:55it's time to get out of me
01:56and it's time to get out of me
01:58but don't you know
01:59you know
02:01oh
02:02it's a
02:03yeah
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02:17皮肉に見えてる向こうから 押しに寄せる 併熱した独裁者の号
02:24痛いや痛いや痛いやって 届いてるSOS リタイヤルタイヤルタイヤって 使いで帰るOA
02:34誰かの正義に勝てなくて 孤独手伝いでる 努力へ行こうは知っちゃいないけどね 生きて生きて
02:45どうせなんかっつって咲き寄せて 今日も飯食ってる 君の心臓が名誉なんならば 満足全部
02:56誰も彼も 誰も彼も 唯一正名現人 言えない 消えない 言えない 傷なんか 無限のシンパシー
03:15ederim 最後までご視聴ありがとうございました
03:21whatever I said stop let go better keep a type grip on her you know how rare elves are
03:27don't even think about trying to run from me little elfling girl
03:31Oh, girl!
03:56What fighting makes you little rabbit ruts?
04:01What am I supposed to do now?
04:04This is your fault, you brat!
04:06Huh?
04:07What are you doing stabbing holes in our merchandise? You fool!
04:10I'm sorry. She was attacking me.
04:15Whoa! Did you stab a kid?
04:17Get lost. This is none of your business. We can do what we want with our property.
04:24Right. I'll buy her from you then.
04:27Sounds like a deal to me. The bleeding brat's all yours.
04:31Huh?
04:32Time to go.
04:35The kid's dying. We might as well make some money off of her.
04:38Oh, good point. Nice thinking, boss.
04:42Hey, you still there?
04:43It's so cold. Am I... dying?
04:47Not today. I can easily mend this.
04:49You can't help me. I'm so close to death that doesn't hurt anymore.
04:57Yeah, well, that's probably because I already healed you.
05:01What? There's not even a scar where the wound was. I seriously thought that I was going to die. How am I all normal and not dead?
05:08How am I all normal and not dead?
05:10I'm a healer. It's what I do. I only had to remove the arrow, repair the damage, and then seal up the wounds.
05:17Thank you so much. You saved me. Thanks, mister!
05:21Yeah, so, um, what's your name, kid?
05:25It's Lily. I'm sorry. Your money.
05:29What, you mean the gold coin I gave those creeps? Nah. Holding on to Aston's hush money was leaving a bad taste in my mouth.
05:37What's your name? And who are you? Are you like some famous healer?
05:42My name's Zenos, and no, I'm completely self-taught and don't even have a healing license. Now, come on. I'll walk you home.
05:50I don't, uh, have a home.
05:52Huh?
05:55How about we find you some less dabbed clothes, and then get you some food?
05:59Oh, okay.
06:07This is so yummy!
06:08Aren't you gonna eat anything, Zenos?
06:13No, I, I already had dinner.
06:15Well, you're missing out. It's yummy!
06:18Truth is, I'm flat broke now, but I can worry about that later.
06:23What am I gonna do with her, though? Maybe an orphanage?
06:27No, just thinking about the way they treat her is enough to depress me.
06:32So do you live or work somewhere around here?
06:34Actually, I just got kicked out of my old adventuring party. I've got nowhere to go.
06:40Really? So you're just like me, then?
06:43Yeah, I guess so. I better get to work looking for a new job, huh?
06:47Oh, huh.
06:49I'm sorry, bud. Can I get some water, please?
06:54Oh, your arm. A bullet hole rimmed with charred flesh? A magic gun wound?
06:59Yeah. Yeah, I got careless and they shot me for it. I'll live, bud. It sure feels like my damn arm's about to fall off.
07:07Don't be dramatic. It's worse than a scratch, but it'll heal before you know it.
07:12Sure, man. How about you share whatever you're on?
07:14Although, it looks deeper than I first thought. Better be safe and include an incantation.
07:22Heal.
07:26What sort of weird magic did you do? Who are you?
07:30His name is Xenos and he's the greatest healer ever!
07:35Xenos, huh? I'm surprised I've never heard of such a great healer before. Here.
07:42Thanks, man.
07:45I'll see ya. I'm gonna remember you.
07:47How are you?
07:51You got quiet all of a sudden. Is something wrong?
07:54A restaurant serves you food, but only if you pay them for it.
07:58So, does it work the same way for healers? Can they get paid for their services?
08:02Well, yeah. Sounds normal to me.
08:05Right. Huh.
08:09Thanks, mister!
08:11You remember how you said thanks after I healed you? That was new for me.
08:14Yeah, of course! Thanking someone for helping you is another normal thing most people do.
08:21Alright. It's settled. I'm gonna open a healing clinic.
08:25A healing clinic?
08:27What you said earlier made me happy. Nobody has ever thanked me like that before.
08:32But, I'm from the slum, so this won't be easy. There's no way I can get a license, let alone operate a legit business.
08:38The only option is to open up shop in the shadows. I'll have to work as an underground healer.
08:45An underground healer? That's awesome! You're incredible, Xenos! I wanna help you and work in your clinic!
08:51Hmm. It's straight up illegal to run a clinic without a license. Should I really drag an innocent kid into that?
08:57You already paid good money for me! Which makes you my legal master! And that means you're stuck with me, okay?
09:04Geez, I was only trying to help you out.
09:07Oh, did you buy me just so you could throw me back in the gutter? That it? You're done with me? Hmm?
09:13Don't yell stuff like that without context.
09:16Fine, but just till we find you someplace safe to live.
09:20Really? Alright, deal! And I promise that I'll take good care of you and treat you right.
09:25Seriously, careful with the phrasing.
09:27Are you sure this is where you want to run the clinic? I haven't seen a single person this whole time.
09:36Yeah, this part of town is long abandoned.
09:38Why pick it if there's no one to heal?
09:40Well, I can't exactly run an underground operation out in the open.
09:44Oh, that makes sense! You're really smart, Xenos!
09:47And there are a lot of intact empty houses around here as well.
09:51Huh. This one looks alright.
09:53Huh?
09:54Come on, let's take a peek inside.
09:58Um, if you want.
10:00What's wrong? You scared?
10:02It's just, there could be monsters.
10:04I mean, it's the exact kind of creepy place they love to hide out in.
10:08What if we run into a wraith? We'll be Connors!
10:11A wraith?
10:12They're the strongest of all the undead monsters.
10:15They look like any normal person, but if they touch you, you die!
10:19And then you turn into a ghost that has to obey them.
10:24Wait a sec. Here.
10:30Holy lamp like that brightens the night.
10:32Chase away the darkness with your dazzling shine!
10:35Show me the way!
10:36Illuminate!
10:38You didn't mention you can use magic.
10:40Yep. Just simple stuff though.
10:42Wow. This place is...
10:46Yeah. It's not bad, right?
10:50What? You seriously think so?
10:52Of course. I mean, it's got a roof.
10:54Yes, it does, but still...
10:56I'm used to spending my nights outdoors and alone for my time in the party.
11:01Oh. The structure itself is solid, so it really won't be hard to make it livable.
11:06You're super optimistic, aren't you?
11:08I've already lost everything I had. Negativity won't help.
11:11The aroma of life. I want your vigor. Give it to me.
11:28Is that actual Wraith? I knew there'd be one in here!
11:31And, of course, it's occupied.
11:33I should have guessed, it's gotta be the best property for miles.
11:37How are you so calm right now, Zenos?
11:39Heal!
11:40Alright, so that's what you call a Wraith. I've taken down like a hundred of these things.
11:54Anytime Aston got into a foul mood, he'd order me down into an underground labyrinth.
11:59And that place was crawling with him.
12:02But hey, that's how I learned undead monsters are weak to healing magic.
12:06I've heard encountering just a single Wraith means certain death, but a hundred?
12:11I'm sorry, but this house is the only viable option around here.
12:15We'll stay out of your way, though. You'll barely notice us.
12:18Is this some sort of jest, you wretch? You're welcome to stay, but only if you're dead!
12:27Yeah, sorry. You were gonna kill me, so nothing personal.
12:31Your manner is unacceptable. How dare you provoke the wrath of Carmilla, Queen of the Spectres! Come to me!
12:38Gather my servants! Slaughter these cavalier and impudent humans!
12:43Please, no!
12:45How annoying. I had intended to do this the peaceful way.
12:49Without high heal.
12:51It can't be. What in the world are you?
12:58An underground healer, nothing more. And I'm really sorry. All we need is a room to heal in in one bedroom.
13:06You may use the first floor, but the whole second floor is mine!
13:12Appreciate it. Thanks so much. We did it.
13:15We did. Though I don't know if I should be celebrating or panicking right now.
13:25I'm definitely bored.
13:27Understandable. At least it gives us time to clean up. This place is finally starting to look like a real clinic. Though most probably don't have a resident wraith.
13:37Looks great, just empty. Maybe it would help if I got out and advertised a little. We went through all the trouble of making this cute nurse's uniform.
13:46Hmm. If we make ourselves too visible, the Royal Hospital might find out about us.
13:53I know. But how else are we supposed to get patients?
13:56Don't sweat it. They'll start trickling in before long.
13:59You think so?
14:01Hey, is this Xenosis Clinic?
14:03Wow, what great timing! Hello, sir. How can we help you?
14:08Wait a sec. I feel like I've seen this guy before.
14:11I knew you'd show up.
14:13And how exactly did you know that?
14:15Because your average Joe wouldn't walk around with a magic gunshot burn.
14:20And people like that tend to have their reasons for wanting to avoid being seen at a normal hospital.
14:25Call me Zonday. I was actually hoping you could help out my sister.
14:30Hey, Doc. My bro tells me you're a real impressive healer. You up for it?
14:35Not sure how impressive I am, but I can take a look.
14:39My arm's been feeling weird lately. Ever since I got shot.
14:43Must have been a magic gun with a poison ammunition effect.
14:46Bullet's still there, causing the surrounding flesh to rot.
14:49You got all that from a quick peek?
14:51I was almost forced to be a test subject for something similar.
14:54Yikes. There's some real psychos out there.
14:57That's for sure. I probably ought to get some payback for it one day.
15:01So, can you fix it?
15:03Your arm is almost completely dead. It would be best to amputate before the poison spreads.
15:08Ugh. It is what it is.
15:11What do I owe ya?
15:12One million win.
15:13Are you kidding?! You want one million win for lopping up an arm?!
15:17Keep your cool, Zonday. Gotta say, Doc, you play one heck of a game of hardball.
15:22But are you sure that's the correct price for someone like me, Zofia the Tornado?
15:27So you're Zofia the Tornado. Seems my first patient's a big deal.
15:33One of the three slum bosses and leader of the Lizardmen.
15:37A hero of the downtrodden who steals from crooked merchants and returns a portion of it to the poor.
15:42So you want to charge a million yen to hack off my bum arm.
15:46I'm gonna need you to justify your greed real quick-like. And if you can't...
15:51First of all, who said I was only gonna cut it off?
15:54I'll also have to make you a new one.
15:56And regeneration is exhausting. I'm never working for free again.
16:01I, uh...
16:03I don't care if you're a big shot in the slumps or even a king. I demand fair pay for my labor.
16:07Huh? You're trying to pull something?
16:08I've never heard of a healer who can grow back someone's arm.
16:12Huh? Other healers can't do it? Very odd. Since I never had formal training, I don't know what's normal.
16:19I'm gonna get started.
16:21Okay. Let's hope you can actually perform miracles.
16:25Scalping.
16:27What even is that thing?
16:29An incredibly sharp blade forged from mana. It's sterile and I can summon or dispel it at will.
16:35I've also never heard of a healer who uses tools like that!
16:38Oh, seriously? I wonder how they make their incisions.
16:42I'll cast a sustained release healing spell to numb the pain and then...
16:47There.
16:49Now for the hard part.
16:51Defensive magic to control the bleeding while casting several healing spells amplifies the regeneration of the wound.
16:57First the bones.
16:58Next up are the nerves.
16:59Blood vessels and muscles.
17:00And last, skin.
17:01It's done.
17:02I'm wiped out.
17:03A rush job would have been much easier.
17:04But a perfect restoration really takes it out of me.
17:05You did it! Great job!
17:06Okay, that was pretty incredible. I've never met a healer like you before.
17:11We've got company!
17:12She's our housemate. And a wraith.
17:13You live with a freaking wraith?
17:14I was hoping you'd fail so she would die.
17:15There goes my meal.
17:16She's way too bloodthirsty to share a roof with.
17:17Nah, she's a real softie once you get to know her.
17:18You sure about that?
17:19Ahahahahaha!
17:20I'm not sure.
17:21I'm not sure.
17:22You're not sure.
17:23I'm not sure.
17:24I'm not sure.
17:25But a perfect restoration really takes it out of me.
17:26You did it! Great job!
17:27Okay, that was pretty incredible.
17:28I've never met a healer like you before.
17:29We've got company!
17:30She's our housemate. And a wraith.
17:31You live with a freaking wraith?
17:33I was hoping you'd fail so she would die.
17:36There goes my meal.
17:38She's way too bloodthirsty to share a roof with.
17:40Nah, she's a real softie once you get to know her.
17:43You sure about that?
17:44Ahahahahaha!
17:47So not only are you an amazing healer, you've got a sense of humor too!
17:51I like you!
17:52Enough to start sending my people your way.
17:55Naturally, I'll let them know you don't work for free.
18:02Xenos, I made some tea!
18:04Thanks a lot.
18:05You're so considerate.
18:07Keep the praise coming!
18:09Question, why are there three cups?
18:16One for you, one for me, one for Carmilla.
18:18She drinks tea?
18:19And why wouldn't I?
18:21Fair enough.
18:22Be careful not to burn yourself.
18:25I will take your advice to heart.
18:27Wraiths who worry about mouth burns aren't so scary.
18:30Well then, perhaps I should give you a chase to keep the fear alive.
18:33I find it hard to believe how many patients we've been getting since you treated Sophia!
18:37It sure is.
18:38But not a single death, which is most irksome for me.
18:45Hey Xenos, why do you think the Lizardmen are getting injured all the time?
18:49Most likely a beef with the other factions.
18:52There's a three-way demihuman standoff in the slums, and the fighting is relentless.
18:56The Lizardmen, the orcs, and also-
19:00What was that?
19:02Chances are, we're about to meet the third faction.
19:05So you're Xenos, the underground healer.
19:06You can call me Linga, boss of the slum werewolves.
19:08She's behind all the illegal gambling in the underground.
19:09Linga the Tyrant.
19:10Somehow I keep crossing paths with underworld big shots.
19:12It's technically past business hours, but I offer emergency service.
19:14You're the emergency here!
19:15It's not fair!
19:16It's not fair!
19:17We go to all the trouble of beating Zophia's lizards to a bloody pulp, and they just keep
19:26on coming back!
19:27So, Xenos, sounds like you're some kind of miracle worker or something.
19:28I'm just an underground healer who doesn't even have a license.
19:29Linga's gonna kill ya!
19:30Are you-
19:31No one's allowed to heal up Zophia's lizardsmen like that!
19:32You're the emergency here!
19:33I'm the emergency here!
19:34It's not fair!
19:35We go to all the trouble of beating Zophia's lizards to a bloody pulp!
19:40And they just keep on coming back!
19:42So, Xenos, sounds like you're some kind of miracle worker or something.
19:47I'm just an underground healer who doesn't even have a license.
19:50Linga's gonna kill ya!
19:53Are you-
19:54No one's allowed to heal up Zophia's lizardsmen like that!
19:57Hello?
19:58Nothing.
19:59If Linga stops you, she'll win!
20:03Ah!
20:04Why isn't your head jumped off?
20:06I had a feeling you weren't listening to me.
20:09Lily, wait in the back room until it's safe.
20:13My defensive magic's also self-taught, but it worked.
20:17No way!
20:18How come Linga's axe didn't even leave a scratch?
20:21Attack!
20:22Right boss!
20:27Hey, stop it.
20:28What?
20:29For real?
20:30Fine then!
20:32Werewolves!
20:33Take the building down!
20:34Right boss!
20:35Um, I would advise against that.
20:39If we can't kill you, then we'll just have to destroy your clinic!
20:43She has a serious listening problem.
20:46Suit yourself.
20:47Try to warn you.
20:48Oh, man!
20:49It's okay!
20:50This is not friendly!
20:51You dare trespass and damage my home?
20:53Now suffer!
20:54Oh, mommy!
20:55Wait, Carmilla.
20:56I know how you feel.
20:57I couldn't be more pissed off about them pulverizing my clinic.
20:58I just fixed it up.
20:59Then why are we wasting time?
21:00Come on, let me kill them!
21:01The second floor is still yours.
21:02If they wander up there, then have at it.
21:03But the first floor is my clinic, and it's for saving lives, not taking them.
21:06Huh!
21:07I know that.
21:08You're so irritating!
21:09You were angry.
21:11It's not like it was on your behalf or anything.
21:13I've just been more comfortable in my house as of late.
21:15There's no lie!
21:16There is no lie!
21:17We were.
21:18It's not like it was on your behalf or anything.
21:20I've just been more comfortable in my house as of late.
21:21You're so irritating.
21:23You were angry. Thank you.
21:26It's not like it was on your behalf or anything.
21:30I've just been more comfortable in my house as of late.
21:35There's no way! The Wraith listened to him?
21:38Sir Xenos! We're so sorry for being bad, but we never could have guessed that you had your very own attack, Wraith!
21:45That's actually incorrect.
21:47You see, us werewolves are creatures of the night!
21:50It's in our blood to be super afraid of any higher beings like Wraiths and Vampires!
21:55So it's really bad that we were real to someone who commands one of their own!
21:59I don't command her whatsoever.
22:00Everyone, kneeling time! Let's show him how sincere we can be!
22:05Right, boss!
22:06I almost forgot that she's incapable of listening.
22:15Aren't you Xenos, the underground healer?
22:18Someone wants a word.
22:19Lady Leiwei, head of the Oryx.
22:22Is he a new patient of ours?
22:23Is he a new patient of ours?
22:49He is a new patient of us?
22:54I don't know.
23:24Heelる手伸びスマイル
23:27で胸の内
23:29隠さないでいれるのです
23:32癒し癒されたいのです
23:35あの傷が
23:37君といたい理由になった
23:47願っちゃダメな君と二人
23:50願っちゃダメ
23:54テーフワー
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